/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10384736]

>Taco Bell opening up literally down the street
>under construction since December
>sign says COMING MARCH 2018
>April 1st
>still no Taco Bell

[Anonymous No.10384752]

>>10384736
be thankful

[Anonymous No.10384756]

what's the problem?
taco bell is vermin-tier

[Anonymous No.10384807]

Huh.. I never knew geese had teeth on their tongues.

[Anonymous No.10384821]

>>10384736
Fuck geese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSdUE9D0IHQ&t=1m40s

[Anonymous No.10384827]

The closest taco bell is 2 hours away

[Anonymous No.10384829]

>>10384821
lol these people are retards

congrats you outsmarted a brain the size of a peanut with a high powered rifle. good job!

[Anonymous No.10384889]

>>10384736
faggot

[Anonymous No.10384914]

>>10384829
those are fucking shotguns you ignorant asstard. this is why you fucking suck at lonbying for gun control.

[Anonymous No.10384928]

>>10384914
Why do gun maniacs think having a hissy fit over a bunch of stupid trivia about clips and shoulder things that go up is going to change public outrage over school shootings? Silencer silencer silencer, clip clip clip assault weapon. Does this trigger you?

[Anonymous No.10384950]

>>10384928
>>10384829
>pretend to sound smart and informed on a subject
>doesnt understand anything about guns something even cletus and tyrone can get through their inbred skulls

[Anonymous No.10384976]

>>10384950
>>pretend to sound smart and informed on a subject
The only one doing that here is you. Congrats, you're just as smart as an inbred hillbilly. Probably because you are one.

[Anonymous No.10385041]

>>10384829
>high powered rifle
>smooth-bore shotgun
Please be a troll.

[Anonymous No.10385693]

>>10384821
Jesus christ, that music.

[Anonymous No.10385713]

>>10384928
so basically youre a faggot that knows nothing about guns, but are convinced that guns are the reason kids are killing eachother, and have no ability to think that maybe the issue is psychological, and nothing a physical object you can blame.

go fuck yourself, you are the problem.

[Anonymous No.10385718]

>>10384736
Are you British? What the hell is the deal with Brits and slurping down the most disgusting fast food?

[Anonymous No.10385725]

>>10384928
>I write laws about things I don't understand durr

[Anonymous No.10385730]

>>10384928
>hurrdurr, I don't have to know what I'm talking about to write laws n sheit

[Anonymous No.10385734]

>>10385718
there is nothing disgusting about a tostada
taco bell is not gross
if you are at the point of categorizing gross and non-gross fast food, idk what the fuck youre thinking bitching about a brit looking forward to some taco bell.

[Anonymous No.10385741]

>>10384976
Nice ad homniem there, you sure showed him.

[Anonymous No.10385745]

>>10385734
What is your nationality, then? I can pretty much guarantee that you are neither American no Mexican.

[Anonymous No.10385758]

>>10385713
I dunno, do I know anything about guns? Is there a standardized test somewhere? Ask me some dumb ass trivia that a gun grabbing libtard wouldn't know. How many bullets does a STANAG hold? How many rounds per feet does a Knights Armament silencer silence? How many Jesus signs does a Trijicong ACORN scope have stamped on it? I'm curious what my score would be.

[Anonymous No.10385770]

kill guntards

[Anonymous No.10385773]

>spics
>getting things done on time

[Anonymous No.10385811]

>>10385758
>he called a shotgun a rifle.
listing off buzzwords isnt going to bring you back from that slipup, david hogg. get over your embarrassment and identify that children wanting to murder all the other kids is not normal, and that we shouldnt listen to the very group that causes school shooting, and commits them.

[Anonymous No.10385817]

>>10384736

It's an april fools joke, you got suckered.

[Anonymous No.10385819]

>>10385770
>mfw nothing gets passed AGAIN and gun grabbers cry themselves to sleep before dreaming of how to kill more children

[Anonymous No.10385822]

We had mean geese at my """college""" and they were already like, "if you look at a goose sideways you'll be expelled and lose all your credits"

Loved watching people try to figure out how to react with a Canada goose fucking you up and a security guard watching off in the distance.

[Anonymous No.10385870]

>>10385713
>the issue is psychological
It's of course, both. Children having too easy access to guns and living in a country where the very policy of the police state is to shoot first, ask questions later and maintain a perpetual state of international war causing civilian casualties in the hundreds of thousands, soon to be millions.

>mfw congress passes a law that trump signs reducing funding for youth mental health treatment.

The absolute state of the NRA, an organization of 5 million members holding 325 million US citizens hostage.

[Anonymous No.10385882]

>>10385811
I didn't call a shotgun a rifle, cleetus. That was someone else. I posted these >>10384821
>>getting things done on time
>>10384928
>>10384976
>>10385758

[Anonymous No.10385889]

>>10385882
>>>getting things done on time
I don't know how that got in there

[Anonymous No.10385902]

>>10385870
go neck yourself emo.

theres nothing normal about wanting to kill your peers. a killer will use whatever means. first youll take the guns, and itll be knives. youl tae the knives and itll be vehicles. youll take the cars and itll be teeth.

you have such a hardon for hating guns, but theyre here to stay until your reddit ass can invent a phaser.

pew pew, your urban ass will never know the satisfaction of landing a kill so your family can have some food for the month.

>he wants to blame cops
in 99.9% of cop shooting cases, the dead civi hasnt complied with orders. so with your ever constant insistence that cops are the problem, and mroe and more assailants refusing to listen to cops, how the fuck can you believe that taking guns away is something people are going to respect?

go fuck yourself pussy. if it werent for the rifle, your family would have died generations back.
>hating on rifles
>scared of scary looking rifles
>cant come up with better argument than "Scary rifles kill!"
sad

[Anonymous No.10385951]

>>10385902
>LEFT HAND ON YOUR HEAD. RIGHT HAND ON YOUR HIP. TURN AWAY FROM ME AT EXACTLY 1.3 RADIANS PER MINUTE COUNTERCLOCKWISE I SAID COUNTERCLOCKWISE OR I WILL SHOOT. RIGHT I MEAN LEFT KNEE ON STOP, LEFT KNEE ON THE GROUND NOW! HOP AWAY FROM ME WITHOUT BENDING YOUR KNEE MORE THAN 11 DEGREES, KEEP YOUR WEIGHT ON YOUR HEELS, HEELS IDIOT. DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT? NOW RAISE YOUR LEFT HAND TOWARDS ME, CLOSE ONE EYE, KEEP THE OTHER POINTED AWAY FROM ME. PUT YOUR LEFT INDEX FINGER IN YOUR RIGHT EAR AND SING "CARA SPOSA" FROM HANDEL'S RINALDO, WHILE PERFORMING AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE ACCORDING TO THE LATE PHASE PAUL TAYLOR SCHOOL. I SAID CARA SPOSA NOT LASCIA CHIO PIANGA STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING *BLAM BLAM BLAM*

[Anonymous No.10385960]

>>10384736
At least one is coming within walkable distance.

[Anonymous No.10386193]

>>10385960
If you have to go more than 10 minutes for fast food it's not worth it

[Anonymous No.10386221]

>>10385870
Nobody cares faggot. I'll slit everyone you knows throat if you touch the 2nd. I'll rape and eat your kid in front of you and throw your mom off a roof for comedic relief

[Anonymous No.10386262]

>>10385951
>I PUT MY HAND UP ON YOUR HIP
>WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP

[Anonymous No.10387320]

>>10385951
>99.9%
yes yes, i wrote that ratio because i thought of this exact video. good job. you were about as predictible as a monday.

>>10386221
this. you can fuck right off if you hinder in any way my write to practice target shooting with rifles of any sort.
and fuck your fear of scary looking "assault rifles"

[Anonymous No.10388291]

>>10385870
>the NRA, an organization of 5 million members holding 325 million US citizens hostage.
The gun control fanatics, a disorganized tard herd of only a few hundred thousand people, trying to cram their agenda down the entire country's throat despite it being unpopular.