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>coasties will defend this

>> No.10388426

Well it can't defend itself, it's clearly dead.

>> No.10388468
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>>10388419
>steamed is better than boiled!!!11!

>> No.10388477

>>10388419

I'm a coastie but I prefer salmon and halibut. I'm pescatarian but generally try to avoid the poor lobsters. I like scallops and shrimp though.

>> No.10388481

>>10388468
Illegal in Euroland. But Sharia law, maybe.

>> No.10388486

>>10388481
What? Steaming and boiling are both legal in europe

>> No.10388490

>>10388486
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/02/16/new-swiss-law-pain-free-deaths-lobsters-flushing-goldfish-down-toilet-breaking-law-according-new-swi/341412002/

>> No.10388497

>>10388490
While Switzerland is techincally in Europe, it isn't part of the EU so fuck you queer

>> No.10388508
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>>10388497
Britain is living your gay little party too.

Also,
>In 2010, Goetschel represented in court a 22-pound pike that he said suffered when a local fisherman roughly yanked it for 10 minutes before pulling it from icy Lake Zurich.

>The fisherman was acquitted, but Goetschel spearheaded a national referendum that same year to grant animals the constitutional right to be represented by lawyers in court.
Your fish have lawyers? How far left can Europe go? Off the edge of the map and down into a ravine of insanity that we cannot comprehend, into the mouth of madness?

>> No.10388515

jordan peterson is that you

>> No.10388518

>>10388508
Not in the EU, in Louisiana, just saying that steaming lobster, crab, crawfish, or shrimp is really dumb and tastes like ass, boiling is clearly superior, and I could give a fuck less if they suffer, fuck em. Just pointed out that Swiss laws differ a lot from EU laws

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10388521

>Cooking food is illegal in Yurostan

>> No.10388529

Gulf Coast is the best coast

>> No.10388544

>>10388518
Every country can have its own laws. But Europe is out of its goddamned mind when it comes to a lot of shit.

>constitutional right for fish to be represented in court
Do they have lead poisoning or something?

>> No.10388571

>>10388490
>Three years in prison for boiling a lobster
Ok then

>> No.10388584

>>10388544
They have MCD and all sorts of shit over there still, so it's entirely likely their water is completely contaminated.

>> No.10388585

Lobster is tasty like any other sea creature, just vastly overpriced for being trendy.