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>Gordon comes to a vegetarian restaurant in France that is failing
>Owner used to the the waitres
>only one cook and he doesn't speak english or french
>restaurant fails and closes down before the episode airs
>owner becomes a 200 dollar prostitute

>> No.10405102

>>10405089
is she still 200 dollars?

>> No.10405103

>>10405089
Huh?

>> No.10405114
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10405114

>picks up tables with his mouth.

>> No.10405127

>>10405103
It's from Gordon Ramsay's original Kitchen Nightmares series.
https://vimeo.com/46502268

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>>10405089
>it's a "Gordon strips naked and showers on camera" episode

More Hotel Hell when

>> No.10405141

>>10405127
Huh?

>> No.10405144

>>10405141
huH

>> No.10405148

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8yCH3fsOqk

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>>10405089
>Owner used to the the waitres

>> No.10405160

>>10405154
I didn't notice my spelling error of waitress before posting and I hate how I can't edit posts on this site.

>> No.10405163

>>10405089
>>owner becomes a 200 dollar prostitute

Where's her ad ?

>> No.10405168

>>10405160
It's the >used to the the part that's problematic more than anything else.

>> No.10405176

>>10405127
Ignore him he's a pedophile. All he does is shitpost huh

>> No.10405179

>>10405168
Fuck. I really should proofread my shit more often.

>> No.10405188

>>10405135
>>10405148
hotel hell is better than US kitchen nightmares imo

UK Kitchen Nightmares is probably his best show because it's more down to earth and believable but Hotel Hell is definitely a better us style reality tv show than US Kitchen Nightmares, they find some real fucking zany shit. a place makes wet pizza and the owner is senile, whatever, plenty of places like that. Hotel Hell really manages to squeeze fukken drama out

>> No.10405205

>>10405089
This is the best episode of Kitchen Nightmares. Man it was compelling as fuck.

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10405227

post more good episodes of kitchen nightmares

>> No.10405237

>>10405188
In one episode of the US series he references his original UK series and calls it a documentary. The UK series really does feel more like a documentary than a reality show. The US series has so much last minute drama that feels scripted. Like a cook that doesn't want to make fried chicken or a bartender that hates the redesign because he things it drives away their old working class customers.

>> No.10405249 [DELETED] 

>>10405176
Huh?

>> No.10405252

The waitress in this episode was a qt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkKJ-qevnec

>> No.10405345

>>10405252
I wonder how many waitresses Gordon has bedded? Because you can guarantee he's fucking some of them.

>> No.10405348

>>10405237
I think it's because in the UK one, the people tend to speak with more concern and fear for their business than in the US one, and Gordon himself is way more dramatic on the US one

but it also seems like the US one is more often the same few problems; food is from a can/tub/etc and the owner is a jerk, and they find really genuinely awful places all the time. It feels like the issues on the UK version are a bit more relatable and diverse, and the places themselves are ones you could imagine going to and thinking "that would have been nice if not for ________" or "oh i could see myself running a place like that, guess it's not a great idea"

but on the US one you see shit like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSO1JHezZqA
and the place is so shit you can't even get emotionally engaged, it's just gawking at retards 90% of the time

>> No.10405385

>>10405348
Amy's Baking Company cannot be topped for sheer stupidity.

>> No.10405396

>>10405348
The majority of the people on the US series are owners with zero experience with cooking or running a business. But this is the one episode where I felt the drama was good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbXFOBkNtsY

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>>10405345
Her face when Gordon pushed her shit in.

>> No.10405484

>>10405345
0 he's loyal to his dom wife

>> No.10405500

>>10405089
>>Owner used to the the waitres
wut

>> No.10405687

>>10405089
The brazilian chef was high af

>> No.10405703

>>10405687
wouldnt you be too if you were brazillian

>> No.10405707
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10405707

The kid that played Molly O'Brien in Star Trek Next Gen and Deep Space Nine worked as a server.

>> No.10405759

>>10405396
it always kills me when they renovate the place on these shows and they become the same trendy bullshit as everywhere else

if the problem is that the owner has a shit menu and untreated depression, why fuck with the decor? the decor is fine. people like that stuff. maybe get a professional cleaning crew in, but don't go replacing all the down home mama's italian resto shit with EYYY BROOKLYNE garbage ffs

>> No.10405798

>>10405759
Probably to get more poeple on the show and for dramatic effect. But I agree with you.

>> No.10405808

>>10405759
The only thing wrong with his decor really was the ripped up awning outside. There's another episode where the main problem at a soul food restaurant was the owner and employees attitudes, and the cooks don't know how to do their jobs. Every order was sent back with complaint's of their pork being dry and overcooked, mac and cheese has no taste and is mushy, etc. But we never see Ramsay confront the cooks about their skills. Instead he just redecorates and gives them a new menu.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2x4szj

>> No.10405852

this one seems actually interesting. typical "owner is a jerk" but it's not cartoonish mismanagement with giant bags of mold everywhere and shit for once, just casual money-grubbing and not listening as much as one should letting stuff snowball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ16pIpcUHg

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10405907

>>10405135
>There will never be an episode of Gordon being spooked by ghosts while sitting in the tub at the Stanley Hotel.

>> No.10406013

>>10405345
Gordon likes his girls thick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY4GDgjYChg

>> No.10406018

>>10406013
ive never met a chef that doesnt like em thicc 2bh

i guess if your job is food you're gonna be a feeder

>> No.10406151

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p5x0nxtqVs

>> No.10406164

>>10406151
>the fucking muhreen outfit complete with american flag patch
what a fucking dork

>> No.10406179

>>10406164
He's hunting boar on a military base. Are they going to give him a chef jacket to hunt boar?

>> No.10406186

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONWqry7Dz1c

>> No.10406195

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNzwy6ZFnuk

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10406421

Gordon didn't like his deconstructed salad.

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10406461

>>10405385
Such flawless skin.

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>> No.10406533

>>10406461
Yeah, it reminds me of a blonde Michael Jackson.

>> No.10406567

>>10406533
pretty sure he was talking about the guy

>> No.10406573

>>10405089
>vegetarian restaurant in France

There's your problem

>> No.10406611

>>10406567
So was I.

>> No.10406625

>>10405348
Does Ramsay redecorate the restaurants in the UK series? I feel like that shit is only done in the US series to appeal to fans of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

>> No.10406659

>>10405089
that's way too much for a prostitute, will she cook for me or something?

>> No.10406682

>>10406659
She started out as the waitress of a vegetarian restaurant in France. You might ass well just cook your own meal.

>> No.10406712

>>10405703
I'm not a degenerate so no.

>> No.10406728

Why does this guy talk and act like he's in the mob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5uebIQorsg&

>> No.10406737

Gordon always does the same shit in every episode. Eats the food, tells them how bad it is, watch their dinner service, redecorate, new menu, things go good, he leaves. In this episode it seemed rather obvious that the problem is the lazy kitchen staff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KUSV2q8tc

>> No.10406758

>>10405179
Relax, man. Only autistic assholes care about a typo as long the point of your post still comes across.

>> No.10406766

>>10405252
Oh shit, it's the one with the cunt step daughter.
She and her mother should be beaten senseless. One of the very episodes that got me genuinely mad.

>> No.10406809

>>10405089
I remember that episode, how becoming a literal prostitute
Basically gordon turns the restaurant owner into a prostie

>> No.10406815

>>10405465
That's a rape face

>> No.10406823

>>10405759
Yeah but sometimes it's gaudy. And desu it's to renew the restaurant image which is the point. If you want to attract more customers a neutral deco works better.

>> No.10406829

>>10406573
Not really, gordon ran the place by selling some tomatoes soup and made some money un few hours.
It's doable, especially with new veganism wave anyway

>> No.10406835

>>10406737
No, in few episodes he actually liked the food.

>> No.10406844

>>10406835
Name one episode where he liked the food and him only liking the dessert doesn't count.

>> No.10406850

>>10406844
Also, American series only.

>> No.10406852

>>10406737
Yeah that kitchen staff is awful. Running a tight kitchen that gets shit done is hard, but if everyone is invested in it, it can be possible. In the end, running a tight ship will lead to fewer headaches later on down the road.

>> No.10406898

>>10406815
She pushes Gordon's shit in.

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10406933

>Employs all his kids as the cooks and servers
>just enough kids to run the place
>he doesn't pay them
It's almost like he realized he can use his sperm to create slaves.

>> No.10407078

>>10406850
>american series only
Sucks to be american with all those bullshit drama
Watch the UK version mate, it'd be better for your brain

>> No.10407108

>>10405707
no shit

>> No.10407131

>>10407078
My point exactly. Every episode of the American series is the same.

>> No.10407405

>>10405484
He was caught having an affair with a woman named Sarah Symonds not that long ago. He definitely sleeps around.

>> No.10407433

>>10406844
dunno i remember he liked clam chowder one ep.

>> No.10407455

>>10407433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTzltxwecE0

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>>10407405
he and megan have something going on

>> No.10407664

>>10405160
>I hate how I can't edit posts on this site.
>on this site.
Then go back to circlejerk and never come here again. Its always been like that.

>> No.10407695

>>10405707
Which episode?

>> No.10407777

>>10406164
>muhreen
That's Army you twat.

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10407978

PROZAC!

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>> No.10408857

>>10406758
>used to the the waitress
>point still comes across

>> No.10408878

>>10406461
Reminds me of a 10,000 baht Thai ladyboy

>> No.10408962

>>10405089
>only one cook and he doesn't speak english or french

He spoke french in the trailer at least.

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>>10407777
there's only one valid army pattern ok anything else is either marpat, flektarn, GARBAGE (marpat is garbage thats just knockoff cadpat btw (also its GARBAGE))

>> No.10409096

>>10406758
>as long the point of your post still comes across

>> No.10409367

>>10405227
All the UK episodes

>> No.10409374

>>10405135
>taking a shower with a full tub
what the bollocks

>> No.10409380

>>10406844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r61j6j63Weg

>> No.10409402

>>10409380
are those jews?

>> No.10409513

>>10405759
i just watched the entire episode and i was extremely confused with the renovation. its called "mama maria's" and they changed the logo from a traditional look to a real edgy and gritty black and red style. it really didnt fit

>> No.10409986

>>10406625
Sometimes, but it's not as drastic. I think in the US ones, the producers already have a "game plan" way before Gordon visits the locations, including the extreme makeovers and new equipment. Notice how they fast forward quick once the drama is over.

>> No.10410245

>>10405707
Poor girl. She should continue her acting career, I'd watch whatever film/tv show she's in.

>> No.10410248

>>10406461
That's a lot of photoshop.

>> No.10410261

>>10406186
Gordon is alpha as fuck, I'd legit be straight sprinting away from a tarantula

>> No.10410900

>Gordon "re-decorates" the restaurant
>walls have been painted and the table covers replaced
>staff react like the place looks nothing like it had before
>crying and shit
Probably the worst part of the US version desu.
You can practically see the producers being like "take 7, this time I want more emotion people!"

>> No.10410909

>>10410900
that's just americans being american