Why are white people so lame?

[Anonymous No.10406244]

1) Are white folks actually happy eating them foods with no flavor at all?

2) Do any of yall still know how to actually cook?

[Anonymous No.10406252]

>>10406244
that's literally how my mom cooks minus the garnish

[Anonymous No.10406260]

>>10406244
Bix ‘nood, wyp*po

[Anonymous No.10406263]

>>10406244
stp pretending you're black, only 60 year old black men speak like that

[Anonymous No.10406272]

>>10406252

Did you tell that bitch her cooking sucks? Maybe you should.

[Anonymous No.10406274]

>>10406244
Obsessed with superior white people, are you?!

[Anonymous No.10406282]

>>10406274

You misspelled "inferior"

[Anonymous No.10406294]

>>10406244
White people do know how to cook
But most people in America don’t, which is where the meme comes from
I think it’s a combination of lack of culinary information, exposure to broscience like superfoods and fad diets, and the ease of alternatives to home cooking
My mother hasn’t put salt in her food since the day I was born, she said she put celery in a lot of things which flavors it
It doesn’t, celery really only has enough salt for celery. It tastes salty because celery has a subdued taste
She honestly brags about “sneaking vegetables” into our food when we were little. We aren’t blind and our tastebuds aren’t broken

[Anonymous No.10406299]

No spice allowed.

[Anonymous No.10406314]

>>10406263

Oh please, white boy. Tell me how I'm "supposed to sound" fucking racist piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.10406498]

Perfectly boiled for a delicate white flavor profile.

[Anonymous No.10406534]

>>10406314
>t. obsolete farm equipment

[Anonymous No.10406849]

Baiting and memeing aside, there's a large generation of American home cooks who absolutely suck. I'm talking the population of people that grew up during the Depression, World War II, or the 50s. They suck hard because of a combination of these factors:
>Depression-related lack of access to spices, good food, a "take what you can get" attitude
>war-time austerity surrounding food, prevalence of canned or otherwise artificial/non-fresh foods
>advancements in agricultural technology, greater use of canned goods, gelatin, things from a mix, desire for newness and convenience
This generation of home cooks are the parents of the middle class, heavily "American" kids who assimilated into American culture when they emigrated here.
The home cooks and parents who avoided this are the ones who kept close ties to their culture before coming to America (Italian is one of the big ones, but there's also large German populations) and the "southern" cooks. Food from the Southeast seems to avoid this "white people eating boiled chicken breast" meme; sometimes its falsely attributed to "black culture," but it was really just the culture of the South in general. Maybe its the mixing of the European styles of cooking with the tastes of the slaves or Native peoples.
All of this combined lends itself very well to the white people can't cook meme.
However, there's definitely a resurgence going on among younger people who give a shit about cooking and quality of food.
Just look at all the companies like Blue Apron and Hello Fresh...they're trying to cook better, but they have little connection to their cultural (before America) ways of cooking.
Anyone that's not retarded already knows all this, though.

[Anonymous No.10406865]

>>10406849
actually quality and factual post.

[Anonymous No.10407321]

>>10406244
Boiled chicken breast is tasty.

[Anonymous No.10407328]

>>10406244
ewww, is that parsley...shit is spicy as fuck; there is a reason only blacks and poos like spicy food

[Anonymous No.10407338]

>>10407328
lmao white boi parsley aint even spicy!

[Anonymous No.10407356]

>>10406244
>>10406282
>>10406314
>>10407338

nigger

[Anonymous No.10407362]

>>10407321
>>>10406244 (OP)
>Boiled chicken breast is tasty.
The term is "poached" and the poaching liquid should provide adequate flavors that compliment the actual flavor of chicken.

[Anonymous No.10409049]

>>10406294
>She honestly brags about “sneaking vegetables” into our food when we were little
You americans I swear

[Anonymous No.10409051]

>>10406244
Why is every black female in customer service fat and rude?

[Anonymous No.10409054]

>>10406244
White people conquered the world in order to get more spices. Nice racist stereotype though XD

[Anonymous No.10409083]

>>10406244
Quality post OP, great job. Really contributing to the quality discourse hereabouts.

PS it’s pretty obvious you’re not black

[Anonymous No.10409993]

>>10406244
Black people and white people have the same food culture, the only difference is that blacks supposedly prefer fried chicken restaurants and whites prefer hamburger restaurants, but in reality you will both eat at "each other's" restaurants in a heartbeat. I use the term "restaurants" loosely because what they serve can barely be considered food.

The idea that black people have their own distinct food culture is really just an affectation derived from the fact that blacks have historically had an affection for cheap nasty hot sauce comprised primarily of vinegar and red food coloring.

White people, being the racists that they are, have convinced themselves that they are too squeamish to try this hot sauce, despite the fact that it's both incredibly weak and made of the exact same garbage they willingly eat every day at McDonalds and so on. It's basically racism but applied to high-school-tier arbitrary junk food preferences.

If you ever want to test this theory try serving either of them a fresh vegetable or any meat that doesn't come shrink wrapped with a Tyson sticker on it. They'll start screeching for the health department and say "are you sure it won't make me sick" or if it's say, a horse or a dog they'll threaten to call the police.

Or a fruit that isn't a red delicious [sic] apple or a watermelon. The black man will eschew it on account of not being the watermelon that his white master granted permission to eat. The white man will eschew it on account of not being an apple, therefore it must be "for the blacks".

tl;dr you arr rook same to us

[Anonymous No.10409998]

>>10406244
YALL EVER NOTISS BLAK PEPL EAT FOOD LIK DIS: UUUH OOOOH NUUUUH UHHHH.

BUT WYTE PEPL EAT FOOD LIK DIS: "Oh my, I am quite enjoying the nutrients in my tofu burger. Betsy, please pour me another glass of skim milk. Num num num num num!"