/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10414971]

>eats meat
>gets colon cancer
Lmao at you idiots. Do you really want to shit in a bag for the rest of you lives?

Im an MD, AMA

[Anonymous No.10414976]

How do you cope with being such a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.10414978]

>>10414971
>Do you really want to shit in a bag
Sounds actually pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.10414980]

[Anonymous No.10414983]

>>10414976
I read post like these, from even bigger faggots.

[Anonymous No.10414986]

>>10414978
Minus the part where bag gets teared and youre covered in half liquid poop

[Anonymous No.10414995]

>>10414986
Aww, it'll dry, so nothing to worry about. Can you somehow speed up the process of colon cancer? Because you really got me interested in those shit-bags.

[Anonymous No.10414999]

Join my vegan discord for questions and discussion about veganism.
Improve your health and prevent cancer, atherosclerosis (fatty clogged arteries), hair loss, erectile dysfunction, and just improve your life in general.
Consume no added fats or oils and animal products in your diet.
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[Anonymous No.10415001]

>be alive
>decay and die
Fuck all the lesser animals i would eat a man if i could.

[Anonymous No.10415007]

>>10414995
Eat nitrite rich meat, smoked, grilled and deep fried is good. Genetic predisposition is always cool. And smoke a lot. Or you get a homo to fuck you in the ass and give you hpv.

[Anonymous No.10415016]

>>10415001
Degenerate

[anonymous No.10415017]

>>10414971

Does an MD has a Doctor title?

[Anonymous No.10415020]

>>10414999
>being a "gamer"
>being vegan

Haha I new only gay people would fall for the vegan-meme

[Anonymous No.10415024]

>>10415020
I dont play video games.
>Haha I new only gay people would fall for the vegan-meme
I bet you've never had a gf

[Anonymous No.10415029]

>>10415017
People call you doc but you aint a phd. You csn get one tho

[Anonymous No.10415032]

>>10415024
>i dont play videogames
>uses discord
>"All-in-one voice and text chat for gamers that's free, secure, and works on both your desktop and phone. "

Okay, good luck slaying your epic dragons while sucking cock and eating lettuce you retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.10415036]

>>10414971
pic related

[Anonymous No.10415037]

>>10415032
Projecting.

[Anonymous No.10415058]

>>10414971
you have no proof of this

[Anonymous No.10415066]

>>10415058
>Cancer is just a jewish conspiracy fellow magapeeds!

[Anonymous No.10415078]

>an MD doesn't know we're obligate omnivores just from teeth shape
>an MD doesn't know we evolved from 80%+ meat diet holocene ambush predators

Look at this. You ate these, you ate them ALL, humans.

[Anonymous No.10415083]

>>10415078
So?

[Anonymous No.10415127]

>>10415078
>his skin is adapted to a warm, tropical climate
>his teeth and digestive system are adapted to fruit; his teeth are unfit to tear flesh
>fruit appeals to his taste buds and his sense of smell, not to mention the variety of vivid colors; raw flesh does not
>he is adapted to getting his water from the food that he eats, not by lapping it out of a lake like a filthy dog
>he wasn't born with the ability to breathe fire in order to be able to cook (destroy) food before eating it

Our rational minds are curses as well as blessings, clearly.

[Anonymous No.10415130]

>>10414971
Master of Dicks

[Anonymous No.10415134]

>>10415066
still waiting for that evidence

[Anonymous No.10415154]

>>10414971
>not shitting in bags

[Anonymous No.10415160]

>>10414971
Getting cancer is still preferable to being vegan

[Anonymous No.10415242]

>>10414971
Joke's on you bitch I train my asshole every day. It's indestructible.

[Anonymous No.10415251]

>>10414971
It's a good thing I eat a lots of green vegetables with all my meals.

Why are vegans so retarded.

[Anonymous No.10415496]

>>10414986
sounds like prom night.

[Anonymous No.10415498]

>>10415251
No protein

[Anonymous No.10415502]

>>10415160
it's colon cancer versus brain cancer

[Anonymous No.10415515]

>>10415498
lol

[Anonymous No.10415524]

>>10415127
this humen bieng's where never ment too consoum meat ive never eated meat in my life and im studying too be a doctor so that mean's im smarter then u all

[Anonymous No.10415539]

I know a lot of elderly because of my work, they mainly die from heart/stroke stuff but if they don't, it's crohn. Colon cancer is pretty irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.10415543]

>>10415515
>not a single complete protein in sight
Loving
Every
Laugh

[Anonymous No.10415546]

>>10415498
>no protein
Literally not possible.

>>10415543
Ah nevermind, shitty troll. 1/10

[Anonymous No.10415557]

>>10415546
>so malnourished he thinks everyone pointing out how shitty his incomplete diet is is a troll
Eat some meat, lad. It will help you think

[Anonymous No.10415601]

>>10415524
I'm nineteen years old and a NEET. You don't need to go be an MD to have common sense.

A diet based on fruit does promote good health, and maintains it perfectly. It doesn't mean I'll lose out on delicious cooked, seasoned meats and other treats, but including a lot more raw fruit (yes, avocados are fruits) and berries in the diet helps a lot.

[Anonymous No.10415612]

>>10415601
Not him but being a 19 year old NEET immediately invalidates anything you say. Stop being trash.

[Anonymous No.10415683]

>>10415612
Context is everything, anon. Me being a nineteen-year-old NEET only really means I'm not in education or employment. There can be a number of reasons for that.

[Anonymous No.10415692]

>>10415017
What do you think MD stands for?