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>> No.10419586

>>10419580
shill

>> No.10419587

>>10419580
check the catalog doofus

>> No.10419593

>>10419580
how is it legal for them to use the mcdonalds logo

>> No.10419601

>>10419580

I always found this funny because of the irony in them trying to imply that they have fresh, unprocessed ingredients, yet their burgers are fucking square and obviously produced in a factory. I never eat there, but do appreciate high quality irl trolling.

>> No.10419681

Fuck wendys is delicious. Baconator and chicken tenders for me please

>> No.10419914
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>>10419580
I'm a McDonalds girl for life.

>> No.10419937

>>10419593
it's simple, this was not made or used by wendys' . also all fast food is owned by the same mega corp so it doesn't really matter.

>> No.10419945

>>10419914
labeast and that weight lifter guy who eats a lot of food would have finished that in less than 10 seconds.

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>>10419945
Furious Pete. And as much as I love Pete he wouldn't have. Matt is currently number two IN THE WORLD as far as competitive eating goes.

>> No.10420009

>>10419945
LA Beast is a freak eater, he rarely does speed or capacity

>>10419949
Furious Pete is a good and fast eater but he has no capacity, all his videos are faked and eaten over several sessions, ultimately he went for fake success because he couldn't make it as a competitive eater and that is probably why he karmically has cancer right now

all the foods he eats quickly on camera are foods which are traditionally fast to eat like wings where as you noted, Matt Stonie ate a loose large fry in the same time as Pete ate a burrito and then shoved a big mac and a large drink down his throat in 20 seconds

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>>10420009
He's never faked shit but you are right that he doesn't have the capacity to be a top pro eater. He has several confirmed Guinness World Records. He's still a funny and chill guy but he knows he will never be a top eater.

>> No.10420034

>>10419949
that burrito is far more food than a mcdonalds fry and a burger and he ate it in half the time.

>> No.10420039

>>10420021
>He's never faked shit
he does indeed which is why he has videos where he is like
>I eat 30 pizzas in one sitting!

>> No.10420042

>>10420039
Ok, post those videos.

>> No.10420044

>>10420034
its relatively the same amount of food but its a lot easier to eat than a burger and fries
its just mush in a thin wrap

>> No.10420048

>>10420039
he doesn't have any video like that, you are probably thinking of the video where he invites people to eat a like 10 foot pizza, he never claimed he ate it, he had like a slice and it was for fun.

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>>10420050

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>>10420055

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>> No.10420062

>>10420052

I always laugh when 3rd world countries are just discovering American culture and the cool kids are repeating things that are completely played out and cliche in the 1st world.

>> No.10420073

>>10420062
south korea is not 3rd world lol. they are 1st world.

>> No.10420074
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>> No.10420076

>>10420048
I was using that as an example, a few years ago all his videos were ridiculous impossible feats that even Kobayashi would have struggled with
they all seem to be missing but a lot of his more recent videos are more reasonable so idk maybe the cancer shook his ego and he deleted the ridiculous feats?

>> No.10420080

>>10420076
>He's cheating!
>So you have evidence?
>Well no, all the videos of him cheating have mysteriously disappeared
Maybe you're a retarded mad cunt who is making shit up?

>> No.10420086

>>10420073
yeah but the memes are still delayed. They still think FILA is cool and that shit was like early 90s.

>> No.10420090

>>10419914
>eating with closed eyes
l-lewd

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>> No.10420093

>>10420086
You should look up what Nworld means, has nothing to do with tech and age (which south korea is far ahead of us in btw w/ a 10x faster internet)

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>>10419601
I don't want to defend Wendy's or any other purveyor of shitty hamburgers, but why exactly is a beef patty any worse for having been shaped by a machine rather than by hand? Who cares if the meat was ground and shaped in a factory as long as it actually is meat? From what I understand both Wendy's and McDonald's do at least make those patties out of nothing but beef, and some salt and pepper I suppose. I'd care more about that.

>>10420021
How much of an asshole loser would you have to be to be a hanger-on for someone like this? Those people standing around him must have the saddest lives in the entire world.

>> No.10420102

>>10420092
:^) mackerel is so healthy, one of the healthiest sea creatures there is (not king) just mackerel.

>> No.10420104

>>10420093
>search
>its like a an filipino amway-nutrisystem scam
ok whats your point here

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>> No.10420113

>>10420104
You're using Nworld incorrectly is my point.

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>>10420101
So you claim he is a cheater, can't provide proof that he is, but then want to call anyone who says otherwise as a shill?

>> No.10420118

>>10420113
wtf does nworld mean

>> No.10420122

>>10420118
#world (1world,2world,3world) how is that hard

>> No.10420123
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>> No.10420124

>>10420122
oh yeah that's very clear...

>> No.10420128

>>10420074
God, these people are equal parts ugly and unfunny.
I mean, I know there are some really shitty comedians in the West too but I have yet to see even ONE Asian comic or comedy show or comedy movie with any level of subtlety or sophistication. Their jokes all feel like they were written by children.

>> No.10420129

>>10420116
>people that look like this get cancer
the human race is doomed, we all ded w/ in the next 500 years 100%

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>> No.10420133

>>10420130
>that will be 234$ plus tip

>> No.10420134

>>10420130
why is she not eating it?

>> No.10420153
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>> No.10420154

>>10420130

But who was phone?

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>> No.10420163

>>10420129
Guess what mate you can have 6 yo kids who get leukemia. Hitting the gym doesn't make you immune

>> No.10420166

>>10420162
so talented

>> No.10420174

>>10420128
To be fair you have to have a high iq to understand

>> No.10420177

>>10420162
>white bread
>pre-sliced cheese
>additional grease

American fine dining. wa la!

>> No.10420178

>>10420162
no wonder he's fat

>> No.10420180

>>10420162

There really is great attention to detail in this movie, but you can tell from the pixels that he's not a real chef.

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>>10420116
I think you're replying to the wrong post, retard. I did not accuse anyone of cheating.

>> No.10420203

>>10420201
why is that tunnel not an oven

>> No.10420204

>>10420201
is this the famous TGV?

>> No.10420211

>>10420102
My brother works on oil rigs. The last one he worked on had a bunch of guys there who liked to fish off the rig in their downtime. They caught mackerel but they didn't want them. I think they wanted cod.
Anyway, they cleaned the mackerel and gave them to my brother for free, and he then gave them to me. It was a great arrangement for me.
Nobody on his current rig fishes, though. Life is hard.

>> No.10420216

>>10420211
is working on oil rig fun?
do they high dive into the water?
how much do they make?
are there girls?
how do you apply to work on oil rig?

>> No.10420218

>>10420216
>are there girls?

you take turns being the girl

>> No.10420222

>>10420174
Now that you bring it up I think I really would place R&M above literally all Asian comedy I have ever seen.
I would love for you to post something really good from Korea or Japan or whatever that proves me wrong, though. I just haven't seen it yet.

>> No.10420226

>>10420218
:^) sign me up

>> No.10420236

>>10420101
>abrahamic religions

>> No.10420237

>>10420216
He likes the work but I don't think he considers it fun.
They do not jump into the water. I think it's pretty fucking cold out there in the North Sea.
They make good money and I think that's his main reason for liking the job. I don't have any numbers I can give you, though.
There's usually a nurse on each rig and most of those would be women. Maybe a cleaning lady or two and possibly some in the kitchen. I think there are three women on my brother's rig but they're all married women over 50.
I don't know about most of the rig workers. My brother is a lab tech. and spends his days doing tests on the oil, gas, drinking water etc.
As I said, most rigs have a nurse on them in case someone falls ill. I've thought about applying for that gig myself actually, but I don't know if it pays better than the ICU.
I think they do have what is technically unskilled labourers there but they most likely still want them to have some experience with related work.

>> No.10420250

>>10420061
What a nasty stomach she has

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>> No.10420280

>>10420250
Who cares, she cooks and isn't fat. You know how rare that is?

>> No.10420284

>>10420280
She's a retarded vegan. Nasty flabby stomach, no hips, probably doesn't exercise. In a few years she'll become fat because people like you have low standards.

>> No.10420287

>>10420280
about medium well... i think... which is the best steak doneness btw. Most steak places I've been to in the US just say "medium well?, OK we throw on grill and give medium" truth is I want medium so you have to order medium well to get medium. If you order medium you will get medium rare, which is no thx the fat isn't rendered at that point.

>> No.10420288

>>10420280
that's not cooking

>> No.10420309

>>10419580
I might like mcdonald's but for actual burgers I really prefer Wendy's out of all west coast fast food franchises

>> No.10420377

>>10419593
its not legally using a copyrighted image if your using it to prove a narrative, that being that mcdonalds uses frozen beef
>>10419937
wrong

>> No.10420791

>>10419949
I'm getting some strong gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

>> No.10421516

>>10419586
Usually I don't cry shill when people mention a product or brand but this dude just posted a straight up advert.
Like you all just watched something you would normally skip over on youtube.
Really jogs the ol nog.

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>> No.10421647

>>10419580
But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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>>10421638
>filename

>> No.10421681

>>10421638
Really lame filename

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Fucking newfigs shitting up the webm threads in a different way from how they were being shat up before.

>> No.10421705

>>10421695
did you want another thread of jack webms?

>> No.10421723

>>10420129
What are you talking about?

>> No.10421724

>>10421695
> chef john cameos in an la noire sequel

>> No.10421727

>>10420180
kek

>> No.10421731

>>10420201
Never baguetti

>> No.10421788

>>10421731
fucking kek

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>webm thread
>just posting advertisements
I want this late stage capitalist nightmare to end.

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>>10421695
I'm sorry, what?

>> No.10421835

>>10421723
Furious Pete got cancer. But he beat the shit out of it.

>> No.10421840

>>10421798
So post something better. Be the change you want to see.

>> No.10421841

>>10421834
Fuck you

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>>10420130

>> No.10422119

>>10420021
Was part of the rules that you had to use a knife and fork?

>> No.10422127

>>10420050
>>10420052
>>10420055
>>10420056
What do the people who make webms of this shit look like?
I can't imagine them being anything but the saddest men in the world.

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>>10422119
Yes, Guinness always sets odd rules to try to make the record "fair" or at least interesting. Like when LA Beast did the record for eating an Advent Calender
>Have to go in numerical order
>Have to completely swallow one chocolate before even touching the next door
>If you rip a door off you automatically are disqualified

>> No.10422145

>>10420128
I dunno it made me laugh lol.
>>10420222
Watch Cromartie High and Prison School.

Also, Japanese are fucking hilarious as long as they are making fun of someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

>> No.10422269

>>10420061
Where's the beef

>> No.10422271

>>10420061

she's kinda cute but incredibly annoying

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>>10421695
>newfigs

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>>10421695
>newfigs

>> No.10422538

>>10419580
I wonder when America is finally going to revert back to completely anti-technology

when flash-freezing was introduced in the 50s, restaurants advertised their food as flash-frozen because its a perfectly acceptable way to transport food without sacrificing quality. if you notice these wendy's ads never say what makes their beef better, just say that it's never been frozen. frankly it reminds me of the old cigarette ads that said "it's toasted!" despite that not effecting the end product in any way

>> No.10422571

>>10419949
literally everyone can do this if they havent eaten in like 2 hours

>> No.10422624

SHOW EGGMAN NAO!

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>> No.10423162

>>10420222
Japanese humor is completely immature, but that's because they take everything else extremely serious.

>> No.10423165

>>10421638
huh?

>> No.10423183

>>10421834
I've seen these characters before. Who are they? Who is the target audience? Genuinely curious

>> No.10423191

>>10419593
Because criticism is fair use.

>> No.10423198

>>10419914
Some of those chipsfell on the floor. Eat them.

>> No.10423202

>>10423191

Kek. Not for long if Trump remains in office.

>> No.10423226

>>10420222
>R&M over batsu games
Shameful.

>> No.10423258

>>10420101
>Cutting that penis thing
I wonder if the penis can feel all that, and if it hurts. Is it like screaming internally?

>> No.10423262

>>10423135
>jack
I didn't realize it was this faggot.

Also it's missing the best part when he flips it and it just turns to shit.

>> No.10423313

>>10420092
Holy fuck, I bet that was unreasonably delicious.

>> No.10423335

>>10420162
I-is t-that how you're supposed to do it?

>> No.10423352

>>10420092

Holy shit. This is one of the best webums I've seen in a long time. Know the sauce?

>> No.10423369

>>10420092
Question, what is the mackerel dish she's eating?

>> No.10423383

>>10422130
did he even chew? i'd be fucking choking

>> No.10423388

>>10420280
>avacado raw
>raw vegetables
>raw disgusting tofu i wouldn't feed to a pig
>cooking
alright soy boy

>> No.10423398

>>10423183
pink guy and salamander man

>> No.10423412

>>10422538
Freezing the flesh of meat and vegetables both damages the flavor and texture. Freezing meat is perfectly safe and preferable for some meats, but it's demonstrably inferior otherwise.

>> No.10423422

>>10423398
Thanks. I thought you were just fucking with me until I googled it. I assume target audience is preteens maybe. At least I hope it is.

>> No.10423424

>>10420201
it's fun on a bun

>> No.10423441

>>10423422
target audience is complete retards, the guy produces music though which was his original goal. He goes by Joji.

He usually does Salamander man himself but this is probably one of those times he grabs some other fag to make a fool of himself.

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>>10421834
did they died

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>>10421638
Hey eggfort poster.

Yore
Ugleh.

>> No.10423541

>>10420092
Is that mackerel teriyaki?

>> No.10423611

>>10423112
Triggered my cryptolophobia

>> No.10423759

>>10423258
They actually scream very loudly externally. I just can't post webms with sound on this board.
It sounds kinda like a blend of a human child and a rabbit.

>> No.10423873

>>10422463
That is fucking cool.

>> No.10423916

>>10420116
He's cute.

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>>10423916
>He's cute.

>> No.10423939

>>10420162
the only way to make it better is to use mayo instead of butter

>> No.10423943

>>10419914
Matt's thing is he tries to cut fucking WWE promos. I like Matt but that part is always cringe.

>> No.10423953

>>10419593
I thought of this too when I saw the xfinity vs att commercial.

>> No.10423955

>>10423112
I thought that was a fish at first and I was fucking horrified

>> No.10423995

>>10420124
Fucking brainlet

>> No.10424179

>>10423995
>Nworld
>not n-th world
>calling others brainlets

>> No.10424455

If you go to McDonald's before they almost close they might pack in some extra fries.

>> No.10424954

>>10423352
Miso or teryaki

>> No.10425111

>>10423541
Saba Misoni (Mackerel Simmered in Miso).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXf4iY5qRuY

>> No.10425255

>>10420133
First Jiro shitpost i laughed at

>> No.10425274

>>10420039
Are you vegangainz? Because you sound like a massive faggot and I bet you look like one too. Is furiouspete your chad-tonite? Post a picture of yourself and if you're not a bets faggot or hulking ham planet I'll PayPal you $2500.

>> No.10425305

>>10420093
>>10420113
>>10420122
pure autism

>> No.10425601

Requesting the one with the fat lady watching a mixer operate, or at least the name of the show it's from

>> No.10425619

>>10423352
I might be wrong because I haven't seen much of it but it could be the live action adaptation of Wakakozake.

>> No.10425621

>>10420021
Whoa. The adjudicator is turned on by him and she must see that shit all the time.

>> No.10425662

>>10419949
How the fuck do they not choke and die eating like that

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>>10421638
But how does he get out?

>> No.10425761

>>10423538
Based

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>> No.10425933

>>10420162
>No tomato

Executive chef my ass.

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>> No.10425966

>>10420116
this makes me sick to my stomach

>> No.10425979

>>10425965
she crazy bruh

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>> No.10425999

>>10425986
She should cook rhose eggs more, until rhe yolks are even greener.

>> No.10426017

>>10425979
Most women are crazy but those eyes. Those are the eyes of a woman who will cut off your dick and then murder suicide if you wrong her.

>> No.10426036

>>10422127

agreed. they must completely maladjusted compared to other men who make different types of food webms and post them to 4chan.

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>> No.10426073

>>10419601
They're made square because they don't cut corners when making their burgers.

>> No.10426086

>>10426041
I see something like this happening nearly every time I go to the grocery store. So annoying, fucking youtube ruins everything.

>> No.10426253

>>10420162
Jesus, Favreau; it's just a sandwich.

>> No.10426459

>>10425966
I'm sorry you are jealous of the superior slavic genes.

>> No.10426593

Worst webm thread i have ever seen

>> No.10426622

>>10426593
I agree. However I gotta admit, that >>10426041 is a nice ass, so there's that-

>> No.10426660

>>10425909
Bad technique, he's not stroking the throat so the food will slide down easier.

>> No.10426709
File: 2.90 MB, 540x300, Metal Ramen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.10426835
File: 2.80 MB, 378x378, ignis cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10426835

>> No.10426859

>>10419914
Wow he got jippded on fries

>> No.10426873

>>10426835
>brussels sprouts
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

>> No.10426922
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10426922

>>10421798
>that pic
>implying the college kids who share this shit know how to use either tool

>> No.10426934

>>10423939
Why the fuck is this a thing everywhere now? It makes no fucking sense and it never was a thing before. I think I died and my consciousness got kicked to another dimension.

>> No.10426954

>>10426459
>superior slavic genes.
Didn't that guy have cancer?

>> No.10426958

>>10426954
And he kicked its ass. He's cancer free and back to lifting.

>> No.10426965

>>10419949
I'll pass, no need to go out of my way to possibly choke to death for ego points.

>> No.10426975

>>10423939
you must have learned that from watching Jack

>> No.10426995

>>10423135
>enamel cast iron pan
god i hate this guy

>> No.10427005

>>10426593
>>10426622
Welcome to the board, newbies.

>> No.10427008

>>10426859
Gypped
As in gypsy

>> No.10427009

>>10426835
stop posting this webm faggot
youre gay

>> No.10427015

>>10426958
I have worked with cancer. The thing about getting cancer is that even if you beat it you're extremely likely to get it again later.

>> No.10427172
File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, cocktail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10427172

>> No.10427312

>>10427172
some men just want to watch the world burn

>> No.10427829

>>10427172
>dat rir be one hundled dorrars lound eye

>> No.10427930

>>10421638
I bet she fucks like a fighterjet

>> No.10428381
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Perfect Pint.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10428381

>> No.10428402
File: 2.65 MB, 720x404, 1523314894933[1].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10428402

>> No.10428405

>>10426086
which grocery store

what sort of times do you visit

>> No.10428420

>>10428402
subway anon is famous now. where are his royalties?

>> No.10428435
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10428435

>>10428381
I feel like Jason Momoa's wife would catch him jacking off to that webm.

>> No.10428438

>>10427172
was that supposed to be impressive?
anyone with 2 hands can do what he just did, what makes him the best?

>> No.10428474

>>10420177
that's literally not pre-sliced cheese. OBSESSED

>> No.10428521

>>10420101
>geodick
It's even got those testicles

>> No.10428531

>>10421834
Jesus christ

>> No.10428560

>>10423938
>being this new
Silly Anon, everyone on /ck/ is girl. Liking cute guys doesn't make us gay.

>> No.10428563

>>10426017
More like the eyes of a bitch who's trying to cut the board

>> No.10428564

>>10420162
>oils cooking surface. Even though the bread is already buttered.
>Autistically moves bread around cooking surface
>Slams knife into sandwich instead of slicing through it

>> No.10428577

>>10428564
>is an actual professional consultant chef while you are some sofa masturbating pleb

>> No.10428582

>>10422463
Need Interstellar ost on this

>> No.10428588

>>10428577
Okay. Moving the bread around on the cooking surface is fine if you want to be sure that the butter evenly covers the bread. But adding extra oil is unnecessary and as a person who owns that same exact knife, I cringe when I see a person chopping instead of slicing with a knife like that.

>> No.10428609

>>10427172
dat'rr be tree fousand dorra gaijin

>> No.10428629

>>10420122
You're supposed to use n-th for something like that, not just preface the letter n.
Are you Korean? I'm guessing so because only Koreans talk about their fast internet and you're also apparently unfamiliar with the nuances of casual English that a native speaker would just know from growing up around it.

>> No.10428701

>>10421638
hey, this is pretty good, not cringe at all

>> No.10428707

>>10425965
looks like the gal from Get Out...

>> No.10428723

>>10425965
>Thick store bought pita with grape jam
How is this worthy of a video to post online?

>> No.10428732

>>10428723
Because some neckbeard virgin is going to eat it up.

>> No.10428735

>>10428435
/ourguy/

>> No.10428825

>>10428381
Good shit.

>> No.10428909
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10428909

>>10428435
Guinness is non-addictive. So you got nothing to worry about Ben.

>> No.10428917
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>> No.10428927

>>10420052
>>10420056
Gooks are disgusting and all coreaboos should die.

>> No.10428977

>>10423112
God I wish that was me

>> No.10428980

>>10428917
damn, ramsay is looking old as balls

>> No.10429000

>>10423313
Meh, Korean food is usually too salty IME

>> No.10429012

>>10425986
Awesome.

>> No.10429024

>>10428435
Listen I'm not trying to say I'm better looking because I ain't. But this dude skipped leg day. He fucked up.

>> No.10429036

>>10428438
>what makes him the best?
Presentation. Alternate title is
>The most pretentious bartender in Japan.

>> No.10429044

>>10419586
at least they seem a bit more shitpost savvy than just about any other business but they are still in an uncanny valley of sorts

>> No.10429088

>>10422486
>>10422528
If you two retards think that wasn't on purpose you are also newfigs.
Jesus Christ.

>> No.10429101

>>10429088
Please be patient, this man has the 'tism.

>> No.10429104
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10429104

>>10429088
>newfigs

>> No.10429213
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10429213

>>10423538

>> No.10429215

>>10428917

gennaro is besto

>> No.10429226
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>> No.10429238

>>10426660
What throat?

>> No.10429245

>>10429226
Denim makes me sick.

>> No.10429257

>>10427172
Imagine him stroking your dick like he shakes the cocktail shaker while staring at you with those dead eyes.

>> No.10429263
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10429263

>>10425986
>Over cooked eggs, mayo, pickle juice, mustard.

>> No.10429280

>>10425621
If you saw her on the subway you might assume she was some hot shit marketing executive in a bank or advertising firm. You might think she was way out of your league and that she only dates stock traders and CEOs.
But in reality she times dudebros speedscoffing pizza. And not even good pizza by the looks of it.

>> No.10429378

>>10429226
He's such a regular blue-collar guy!
And definitely human.

>> No.10429396

>>10427172
Looks like the Japanese use more spices in their drinks than in their food.
He had the makings of a decent curry at the start there.

>> No.10429525
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10429525

>>10429044
Yeah they at least seem to understand viral marketing better than most other companies, albeit they still havent reached elder god mode with more subliminal shit.

They've made leaps and bounds since pic related though

>> No.10429593

>>10427172
>Uh can i have my drink now?

>> No.10429606

>>10429593
Truly a puzzling anon.

>> No.10429617

>>10429525
I think that shitty meme Wendy's ad was the worst thing I've seen on the internet when it dropped. Them potentially paying off Shadman to shill for them managed to top it. Just the potential, mind you, since they probably didn't for that image.

>> No.10430083

>>10423202
BURN! How will DRUMPFT ever recover? Have my upvote, good sir.

>> No.10430173

>>10422130
I miss when Guinness was all about the fastest, strongest, smartest people.
For like 10 or 20 years now it's just been lame shit like "how many pegs can you attach to your face?".

>> No.10430179

>>10428438
Buzzfeed said that he's the best, why wouldn't you blindly believe everything posted to Facebook(tm)?

>> No.10430187

>>10423955
>he's never seen a goldfish before

>> No.10430287

>>10427172
>callaway

>> No.10430290

>>10421638
How does he get in there without breaking all those eggs?

>> No.10430308

>>10427172
japanese reviewbrah sucks at mixing

>> No.10430319

>>10429226
>they tell me this is how adult human males intake nutrients

>> No.10430330

>>10429226
Notice the placement of the microwave, under the counter-top to reduce wireless brain interference.

>> No.10430336

>>10419580
I would like wendy's a lot better if they din't use that vinegar and sugar ass Heinz mayo.

>> No.10430339

>>10429226
He has to be hamming it up.

>> No.10430340

>>10429525
>>10429617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfeVx_bOzdg

>> No.10430349

>>10430330
But that only matters if the microwave oven is ever in use.

>> No.10430355

>>10430349
Right, but when it is on, being low to the ground reduces exposure.

>> No.10430363

>>10430355
You're missing my point; Zucc isn't ever going to use the thing. It's only there for show.

>> No.10430378

>>10428381
he didn't look to the horizon

>> No.10430442

>>10419580
i noticed the taste of Wendy's has gone to shit i cant eat a full daves triple anymore without wanting to throw up from the lack of fat in the meat

>> No.10430456

>>10422271
How do you know she's annoying just from the video?

>> No.10430458

>>10430442
Health standards have ruined a lot of foods. Chef Boyarde used to be decent enough 15 or so years ago, now it tastes like base tomato paste and playdoh.

>> No.10430463

>>10430458
That's not because of health standards, its because its cheaper to use shit meat
Everything is getting smaller and shittier because it makes more money

>> No.10430474
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>>10421638

>> No.10430548

>>10423611
>triggered
please leave

>> No.10430639

>>10428381
Guinness is the Bud Light of stouts.

>> No.10430646

>>10429245
What do you wear? Corduroy?

>> No.10430657

>>10420134
She thinks he's giving her the D but he's gay so he tricked her.

>> No.10431024

>>10423198

He's not eating chips.

>> No.10431055
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>> No.10431084

>>10429593
YOU WAIT LONGER STUPID GAIJIN

>> No.10431191

>>10429226
>that jump cut
they needed MULTIPLE TAKES to record a harvard drop-out making toast. the absolute state of whiteys

>> No.10431199

>>10426086
this is the first im hearing of this meme. do i have to be afraid to go outside again like when harlem shake became a thing?

>> No.10431222

>>10429024
No one in real life cares about legs. If you have big legs then your upperbody looks smaller automatically.

>> No.10431226

>>10420074
Can I get some sauce on this?

>> No.10431237

>>10431226
is A1 okay?

>> No.10431250

>>10428420
I just wish it was recorded from the other side of the machine. That's where the fun is.

>> No.10431266

>>10420201
Train à Grande Baguette

>> No.10431284

>>10426835
I like this webm keep posting it.

>> No.10431297
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10431297

>>10431191
>whiteys
>(((Zuckerberg)))

>> No.10431298

>>10422145
what a disgusting weeb

>> No.10431307

>>10419580
How do they store the beef if it's not frozen?

>> No.10431327
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10431327

>>10423398
that's not salamander man, it's green cunt
salamander man and pink guy are played by the same guy

>> No.10431334

>>10425986
those are some dry-ass eggs. much like what's produced in her tubes

>> No.10431344

>>10426835
is this GameTim?

>> No.10431407
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>> No.10431418

>>10421834
>what if HowToBasic were even LESS funny

>> No.10431442

>>10425933
this. and no egg either? the best grilled cheese sandwich is at least served with a side of tomato soup

>> No.10431449
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10431449

>>10429226
>that headbob after taking the first bite of a well-made toast

>> No.10431456

>>10431449
he's a really chef now. :)

>> No.10431465

>>10431407
I'm guessing he lost a bet.

>> No.10432103

>>10428917
that is a lot of soy sauce

>> No.10432156

>>10432103
spotted the soylet

>> No.10432457

>>10431465
If i recall correctly, he's demonstrating a particular cultural practice in taking a shot, and admits that it's retarded before he does it.

>> No.10433208
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10433208

>>10430340

>> No.10433302
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>> No.10433321

>>10433302
>you can skip this ad in 3...2...1...

>> No.10433379

>>10419580
>tfw there is no Wendy's in your country

>> No.10433800

>>10421724
кeк

>> No.10433879

>>10427172
>japs buy into literally anything marketed as BEST

>> No.10434266

>>10420093
>>10420113
>>10420122
Holy shit you're stupid

>> No.10435117

>>10425999
Checked.
Seriously though, the green signifies that sulfide compounds are forming.
That bowl will smell like one big brraaaapf.

>> No.10435133

>>10425986
I like the part where she adds pickle brine instead of pickle relish.
That way she doesn't have to eat a vegetable.

>> No.10435363
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>> No.10435617

>>10435363
hmmm.. crunchy

>> No.10435630

>>10435617
You just gotta ketchup that sand up a bit.

>> No.10435693
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10435693

>>10420177
>Mistaking a Hollywood representation of cooking in a food truck to be America's idea of fine dining

Holy shit I'll bet you unironically look to anime for Japan's version of cuisine and think everyone there has Pocky for lunch

>> No.10435701

>>10435630
FOR THE SHORTIES

>> No.10435709
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10435709

>>10420280
Nothing in that webm was cooked though anon

>> No.10435713
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10435713

>>10420791
What about THIS?

>> No.10435722
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10435722

>>10421834
I hope you have a fucking seizure just like your hero you piece of shit

>> No.10435723

>>10435693
This webm is boring and dumb.

>> No.10435739
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10435739

>>10423262
I'm pretty proud of the webm thread for getting this far without a jackpost though

>> No.10435745
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10435745

>>10423916

>> No.10435751
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10435751

>>10425909
>You will never had a pudgy cutie 3.14 gf you can feed what appears to be raw cake batter with a funnel
Why even live bros?

>> No.10435759

>>10419949
Furious "two times testicular cancer survivor" Pete

>> No.10435765

>>10435713
Twice the gays - twice the gay vibes.

>> No.10435837

>>10435739
That's a good blender.

>> No.10435850

>>10423183
>Who is the target audience
Teenagers. It's this generations 'lol so random'.

>> No.10435903

>>10420050
fuck off japfag

>> No.10436028

>>10431297
Fuck off. Being jewish is a religion

>> No.10436218

>>10425965
i'm literally sick from this video
>naked pita (not fresh)
>jam only
>licking jam with breadcrumbs
BLEGH

>> No.10436504

>>10435709
>wypipo's breast milk taste like white crayola dipped in warm water

>> No.10436528

>>10436028
>being jewish is a religion
nice try

>> No.10436643
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10436643

>>10435363
>Animal planet

Subtle.

>> No.10437236

>>10435751
what the fuck

>> No.10437258

>>10435751
Is that a rare Jack?
Anyways, saved it as abstract_painting.webm

>> No.10437353

>>10428588
>>10428564
this guy gets it

>> No.10437378

>>10423112
UMA

>> No.10437454

>>10435745
thats awesome technique

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