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>> No.10419586


>> No.10419587

check the catalog doofus

>> No.10419593

how is it legal for them to use the mcdonalds logo

>> No.10419601


I always found this funny because of the irony in them trying to imply that they have fresh, unprocessed ingredients, yet their burgers are fucking square and obviously produced in a factory. I never eat there, but do appreciate high quality irl trolling.

>> No.10419681

Fuck wendys is delicious. Baconator and chicken tenders for me please

>> No.10419914
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I'm a McDonalds girl for life.

>> No.10419937

it's simple, this was not made or used by wendys' . also all fast food is owned by the same mega corp so it doesn't really matter.

>> No.10419945

labeast and that weight lifter guy who eats a lot of food would have finished that in less than 10 seconds.

>> No.10419949
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Furious Pete. And as much as I love Pete he wouldn't have. Matt is currently number two IN THE WORLD as far as competitive eating goes.

>> No.10420009

LA Beast is a freak eater, he rarely does speed or capacity

Furious Pete is a good and fast eater but he has no capacity, all his videos are faked and eaten over several sessions, ultimately he went for fake success because he couldn't make it as a competitive eater and that is probably why he karmically has cancer right now

all the foods he eats quickly on camera are foods which are traditionally fast to eat like wings where as you noted, Matt Stonie ate a loose large fry in the same time as Pete ate a burrito and then shoved a big mac and a large drink down his throat in 20 seconds

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He's never faked shit but you are right that he doesn't have the capacity to be a top pro eater. He has several confirmed Guinness World Records. He's still a funny and chill guy but he knows he will never be a top eater.

>> No.10420034

that burrito is far more food than a mcdonalds fry and a burger and he ate it in half the time.

>> No.10420039

>He's never faked shit
he does indeed which is why he has videos where he is like
>I eat 30 pizzas in one sitting!

>> No.10420042

Ok, post those videos.

>> No.10420044

its relatively the same amount of food but its a lot easier to eat than a burger and fries
its just mush in a thin wrap

>> No.10420048

he doesn't have any video like that, you are probably thinking of the video where he invites people to eat a like 10 foot pizza, he never claimed he ate it, he had like a slice and it was for fun.

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>> No.10420062


I always laugh when 3rd world countries are just discovering American culture and the cool kids are repeating things that are completely played out and cliche in the 1st world.

>> No.10420073

south korea is not 3rd world lol. they are 1st world.

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>> No.10420076

I was using that as an example, a few years ago all his videos were ridiculous impossible feats that even Kobayashi would have struggled with
they all seem to be missing but a lot of his more recent videos are more reasonable so idk maybe the cancer shook his ego and he deleted the ridiculous feats?

>> No.10420080

>He's cheating!
>So you have evidence?
>Well no, all the videos of him cheating have mysteriously disappeared
Maybe you're a retarded mad cunt who is making shit up?

>> No.10420086

yeah but the memes are still delayed. They still think FILA is cool and that shit was like early 90s.

>> No.10420090

>eating with closed eyes

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>> No.10420093

You should look up what Nworld means, has nothing to do with tech and age (which south korea is far ahead of us in btw w/ a 10x faster internet)

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I don't want to defend Wendy's or any other purveyor of shitty hamburgers, but why exactly is a beef patty any worse for having been shaped by a machine rather than by hand? Who cares if the meat was ground and shaped in a factory as long as it actually is meat? From what I understand both Wendy's and McDonald's do at least make those patties out of nothing but beef, and some salt and pepper I suppose. I'd care more about that.

How much of an asshole loser would you have to be to be a hanger-on for someone like this? Those people standing around him must have the saddest lives in the entire world.

>> No.10420102

:^) mackerel is so healthy, one of the healthiest sea creatures there is (not king) just mackerel.

>> No.10420104

>its like a an filipino amway-nutrisystem scam
ok whats your point here

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>> No.10420113

You're using Nworld incorrectly is my point.

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So you claim he is a cheater, can't provide proof that he is, but then want to call anyone who says otherwise as a shill?

>> No.10420118

wtf does nworld mean

>> No.10420122

#world (1world,2world,3world) how is that hard

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>> No.10420124

oh yeah that's very clear...

>> No.10420128

God, these people are equal parts ugly and unfunny.
I mean, I know there are some really shitty comedians in the West too but I have yet to see even ONE Asian comic or comedy show or comedy movie with any level of subtlety or sophistication. Their jokes all feel like they were written by children.

>> No.10420129

>people that look like this get cancer
the human race is doomed, we all ded w/ in the next 500 years 100%

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>> No.10420133

>that will be 234$ plus tip

>> No.10420134

why is she not eating it?

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>> No.10420154


But who was phone?

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>> No.10420163

Guess what mate you can have 6 yo kids who get leukemia. Hitting the gym doesn't make you immune

>> No.10420166

so talented

>> No.10420174

To be fair you have to have a high iq to understand

>> No.10420177

>white bread
>pre-sliced cheese
>additional grease

American fine dining. wa la!

>> No.10420178

no wonder he's fat

>> No.10420180


There really is great attention to detail in this movie, but you can tell from the pixels that he's not a real chef.

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I think you're replying to the wrong post, retard. I did not accuse anyone of cheating.

>> No.10420203

why is that tunnel not an oven

>> No.10420204

is this the famous TGV?

>> No.10420211

My brother works on oil rigs. The last one he worked on had a bunch of guys there who liked to fish off the rig in their downtime. They caught mackerel but they didn't want them. I think they wanted cod.
Anyway, they cleaned the mackerel and gave them to my brother for free, and he then gave them to me. It was a great arrangement for me.
Nobody on his current rig fishes, though. Life is hard.

>> No.10420216

is working on oil rig fun?
do they high dive into the water?
how much do they make?
are there girls?
how do you apply to work on oil rig?

>> No.10420218

>are there girls?

you take turns being the girl

>> No.10420222

Now that you bring it up I think I really would place R&M above literally all Asian comedy I have ever seen.
I would love for you to post something really good from Korea or Japan or whatever that proves me wrong, though. I just haven't seen it yet.

>> No.10420226

:^) sign me up

>> No.10420236

>abrahamic religions

>> No.10420237

He likes the work but I don't think he considers it fun.
They do not jump into the water. I think it's pretty fucking cold out there in the North Sea.
They make good money and I think that's his main reason for liking the job. I don't have any numbers I can give you, though.
There's usually a nurse on each rig and most of those would be women. Maybe a cleaning lady or two and possibly some in the kitchen. I think there are three women on my brother's rig but they're all married women over 50.
I don't know about most of the rig workers. My brother is a lab tech. and spends his days doing tests on the oil, gas, drinking water etc.
As I said, most rigs have a nurse on them in case someone falls ill. I've thought about applying for that gig myself actually, but I don't know if it pays better than the ICU.
I think they do have what is technically unskilled labourers there but they most likely still want them to have some experience with related work.

>> No.10420250

What a nasty stomach she has

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>> No.10420280

Who cares, she cooks and isn't fat. You know how rare that is?

>> No.10420284

She's a retarded vegan. Nasty flabby stomach, no hips, probably doesn't exercise. In a few years she'll become fat because people like you have low standards.

>> No.10420287

about medium well... i think... which is the best steak doneness btw. Most steak places I've been to in the US just say "medium well?, OK we throw on grill and give medium" truth is I want medium so you have to order medium well to get medium. If you order medium you will get medium rare, which is no thx the fat isn't rendered at that point.

>> No.10420288

that's not cooking

>> No.10420309

I might like mcdonald's but for actual burgers I really prefer Wendy's out of all west coast fast food franchises

>> No.10420377

its not legally using a copyrighted image if your using it to prove a narrative, that being that mcdonalds uses frozen beef

>> No.10420791

I'm getting some strong gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

>> No.10421516

Usually I don't cry shill when people mention a product or brand but this dude just posted a straight up advert.
Like you all just watched something you would normally skip over on youtube.
Really jogs the ol nog.

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>> No.10421647

But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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>> No.10421681

Really lame filename

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Fucking newfigs shitting up the webm threads in a different way from how they were being shat up before.

>> No.10421705

did you want another thread of jack webms?

>> No.10421723

What are you talking about?

>> No.10421724

> chef john cameos in an la noire sequel

>> No.10421727


>> No.10421731

Never baguetti

>> No.10421788

fucking kek

>> No.10421798
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>webm thread
>just posting advertisements
I want this late stage capitalist nightmare to end.

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I'm sorry, what?

>> No.10421835

Furious Pete got cancer. But he beat the shit out of it.

>> No.10421840

So post something better. Be the change you want to see.

>> No.10421841

Fuck you

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>> No.10422119

Was part of the rules that you had to use a knife and fork?

>> No.10422127

What do the people who make webms of this shit look like?
I can't imagine them being anything but the saddest men in the world.

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Yes, Guinness always sets odd rules to try to make the record "fair" or at least interesting. Like when LA Beast did the record for eating an Advent Calender
>Have to go in numerical order
>Have to completely swallow one chocolate before even touching the next door
>If you rip a door off you automatically are disqualified

>> No.10422145

I dunno it made me laugh lol.
Watch Cromartie High and Prison School.

Also, Japanese are fucking hilarious as long as they are making fun of someone.

>> No.10422269

Where's the beef

>> No.10422271


she's kinda cute but incredibly annoying

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>> No.10422538

I wonder when America is finally going to revert back to completely anti-technology

when flash-freezing was introduced in the 50s, restaurants advertised their food as flash-frozen because its a perfectly acceptable way to transport food without sacrificing quality. if you notice these wendy's ads never say what makes their beef better, just say that it's never been frozen. frankly it reminds me of the old cigarette ads that said "it's toasted!" despite that not effecting the end product in any way

>> No.10422571

literally everyone can do this if they havent eaten in like 2 hours

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>> No.10423162

Japanese humor is completely immature, but that's because they take everything else extremely serious.

>> No.10423165


>> No.10423183

I've seen these characters before. Who are they? Who is the target audience? Genuinely curious

>> No.10423191

Because criticism is fair use.

>> No.10423198

Some of those chipsfell on the floor. Eat them.

>> No.10423202


Kek. Not for long if Trump remains in office.

>> No.10423226

>R&M over batsu games

>> No.10423258

>Cutting that penis thing
I wonder if the penis can feel all that, and if it hurts. Is it like screaming internally?

>> No.10423262

I didn't realize it was this faggot.

Also it's missing the best part when he flips it and it just turns to shit.

>> No.10423313

Holy fuck, I bet that was unreasonably delicious.

>> No.10423335

I-is t-that how you're supposed to do it?

>> No.10423352


Holy shit. This is one of the best webums I've seen in a long time. Know the sauce?

>> No.10423369

Question, what is the mackerel dish she's eating?

>> No.10423383

did he even chew? i'd be fucking choking

>> No.10423388

>avacado raw
>raw vegetables
>raw disgusting tofu i wouldn't feed to a pig
alright soy boy

>> No.10423398

pink guy and salamander man

>> No.10423412

Freezing the flesh of meat and vegetables both damages the flavor and texture. Freezing meat is perfectly safe and preferable for some meats, but it's demonstrably inferior otherwise.

>> No.10423422

Thanks. I thought you were just fucking with me until I googled it. I assume target audience is preteens maybe. At least I hope it is.

>> No.10423424

it's fun on a bun

>> No.10423441

target audience is complete retards, the guy produces music though which was his original goal. He goes by Joji.

He usually does Salamander man himself but this is probably one of those times he grabs some other fag to make a fool of himself.

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did they died

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Hey eggfort poster.


>> No.10423541

Is that mackerel teriyaki?

>> No.10423611

Triggered my cryptolophobia

>> No.10423759

They actually scream very loudly externally. I just can't post webms with sound on this board.
It sounds kinda like a blend of a human child and a rabbit.

>> No.10423873

That is fucking cool.

>> No.10423916

He's cute.

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>He's cute.

>> No.10423939

the only way to make it better is to use mayo instead of butter

>> No.10423943

Matt's thing is he tries to cut fucking WWE promos. I like Matt but that part is always cringe.

>> No.10423953

I thought of this too when I saw the xfinity vs att commercial.

>> No.10423955

I thought that was a fish at first and I was fucking horrified

>> No.10423995

Fucking brainlet

>> No.10424179

>not n-th world
>calling others brainlets

>> No.10424455

If you go to McDonald's before they almost close they might pack in some extra fries.

>> No.10424954

Miso or teryaki

>> No.10425111

Saba Misoni (Mackerel Simmered in Miso).

>> No.10425255

First Jiro shitpost i laughed at

>> No.10425274

Are you vegangainz? Because you sound like a massive faggot and I bet you look like one too. Is furiouspete your chad-tonite? Post a picture of yourself and if you're not a bets faggot or hulking ham planet I'll PayPal you $2500.

>> No.10425305

pure autism

>> No.10425601

Requesting the one with the fat lady watching a mixer operate, or at least the name of the show it's from

>> No.10425619

I might be wrong because I haven't seen much of it but it could be the live action adaptation of Wakakozake.

>> No.10425621

Whoa. The adjudicator is turned on by him and she must see that shit all the time.

>> No.10425662

How the fuck do they not choke and die eating like that

>> No.10425690
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But how does he get out?

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>> No.10425933

>No tomato

Executive chef my ass.

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>> No.10425966

this makes me sick to my stomach

>> No.10425979

she crazy bruh

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>> No.10425999

She should cook rhose eggs more, until rhe yolks are even greener.

>> No.10426017

Most women are crazy but those eyes. Those are the eyes of a woman who will cut off your dick and then murder suicide if you wrong her.

>> No.10426036


agreed. they must completely maladjusted compared to other men who make different types of food webms and post them to 4chan.

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>> No.10426073

They're made square because they don't cut corners when making their burgers.

>> No.10426086

I see something like this happening nearly every time I go to the grocery store. So annoying, fucking youtube ruins everything.

>> No.10426253

Jesus, Favreau; it's just a sandwich.

>> No.10426459

I'm sorry you are jealous of the superior slavic genes.

>> No.10426593

Worst webm thread i have ever seen

>> No.10426622

I agree. However I gotta admit, that >>10426041 is a nice ass, so there's that-

>> No.10426660

Bad technique, he's not stroking the throat so the food will slide down easier.

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>> No.10426859

Wow he got jippded on fries

>> No.10426873

>brussels sprouts

>> No.10426922
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>that pic
>implying the college kids who share this shit know how to use either tool

>> No.10426934

Why the fuck is this a thing everywhere now? It makes no fucking sense and it never was a thing before. I think I died and my consciousness got kicked to another dimension.

>> No.10426954

>superior slavic genes.
Didn't that guy have cancer?

>> No.10426958

And he kicked its ass. He's cancer free and back to lifting.

>> No.10426965

I'll pass, no need to go out of my way to possibly choke to death for ego points.

>> No.10426975

you must have learned that from watching Jack

>> No.10426995

>enamel cast iron pan
god i hate this guy

>> No.10427005

Welcome to the board, newbies.

>> No.10427008

As in gypsy

>> No.10427009

stop posting this webm faggot
youre gay

>> No.10427015

I have worked with cancer. The thing about getting cancer is that even if you beat it you're extremely likely to get it again later.

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>> No.10427312

some men just want to watch the world burn

>> No.10427829

>dat rir be one hundled dorrars lound eye

>> No.10427930

I bet she fucks like a fighterjet

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>> No.10428405

which grocery store

what sort of times do you visit

>> No.10428420

subway anon is famous now. where are his royalties?

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I feel like Jason Momoa's wife would catch him jacking off to that webm.

>> No.10428438

was that supposed to be impressive?
anyone with 2 hands can do what he just did, what makes him the best?

>> No.10428474

that's literally not pre-sliced cheese. OBSESSED

>> No.10428521

It's even got those testicles

>> No.10428531

Jesus christ

>> No.10428560

>being this new
Silly Anon, everyone on /ck/ is girl. Liking cute guys doesn't make us gay.

>> No.10428563

More like the eyes of a bitch who's trying to cut the board

>> No.10428564

>oils cooking surface. Even though the bread is already buttered.
>Autistically moves bread around cooking surface
>Slams knife into sandwich instead of slicing through it

>> No.10428577

>is an actual professional consultant chef while you are some sofa masturbating pleb

>> No.10428582

Need Interstellar ost on this

>> No.10428588

Okay. Moving the bread around on the cooking surface is fine if you want to be sure that the butter evenly covers the bread. But adding extra oil is unnecessary and as a person who owns that same exact knife, I cringe when I see a person chopping instead of slicing with a knife like that.

>> No.10428609

dat'rr be tree fousand dorra gaijin

>> No.10428629

You're supposed to use n-th for something like that, not just preface the letter n.
Are you Korean? I'm guessing so because only Koreans talk about their fast internet and you're also apparently unfamiliar with the nuances of casual English that a native speaker would just know from growing up around it.

>> No.10428701

hey, this is pretty good, not cringe at all

>> No.10428707

looks like the gal from Get Out...

>> No.10428723

>Thick store bought pita with grape jam
How is this worthy of a video to post online?

>> No.10428732

Because some neckbeard virgin is going to eat it up.

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>> No.10428825

Good shit.

>> No.10428909
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Guinness is non-addictive. So you got nothing to worry about Ben.

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>> No.10428927

Gooks are disgusting and all coreaboos should die.

>> No.10428977

God I wish that was me

>> No.10428980

damn, ramsay is looking old as balls

>> No.10429000

Meh, Korean food is usually too salty IME

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>> No.10429024

Listen I'm not trying to say I'm better looking because I ain't. But this dude skipped leg day. He fucked up.

>> No.10429036

>what makes him the best?
Presentation. Alternate title is
>The most pretentious bartender in Japan.

>> No.10429044

at least they seem a bit more shitpost savvy than just about any other business but they are still in an uncanny valley of sorts

>> No.10429088

If you two retards think that wasn't on purpose you are also newfigs.
Jesus Christ.

>> No.10429101

Please be patient, this man has the 'tism.

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>> No.10429215


gennaro is besto

>> No.10429226
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>> No.10429238

What throat?

>> No.10429245

Denim makes me sick.

>> No.10429257

Imagine him stroking your dick like he shakes the cocktail shaker while staring at you with those dead eyes.

>> No.10429263
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>Over cooked eggs, mayo, pickle juice, mustard.

>> No.10429280

If you saw her on the subway you might assume she was some hot shit marketing executive in a bank or advertising firm. You might think she was way out of your league and that she only dates stock traders and CEOs.
But in reality she times dudebros speedscoffing pizza. And not even good pizza by the looks of it.

>> No.10429378

He's such a regular blue-collar guy!
And definitely human.

>> No.10429396

Looks like the Japanese use more spices in their drinks than in their food.
He had the makings of a decent curry at the start there.

>> No.10429525
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Yeah they at least seem to understand viral marketing better than most other companies, albeit they still havent reached elder god mode with more subliminal shit.

They've made leaps and bounds since pic related though

>> No.10429593

>Uh can i have my drink now?

>> No.10429606

Truly a puzzling anon.

>> No.10429617

I think that shitty meme Wendy's ad was the worst thing I've seen on the internet when it dropped. Them potentially paying off Shadman to shill for them managed to top it. Just the potential, mind you, since they probably didn't for that image.

>> No.10430083

BURN! How will DRUMPFT ever recover? Have my upvote, good sir.

>> No.10430173

I miss when Guinness was all about the fastest, strongest, smartest people.
For like 10 or 20 years now it's just been lame shit like "how many pegs can you attach to your face?".

>> No.10430179

Buzzfeed said that he's the best, why wouldn't you blindly believe everything posted to Facebook(tm)?

>> No.10430187

>he's never seen a goldfish before

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>> No.10430290

How does he get in there without breaking all those eggs?

>> No.10430308

japanese reviewbrah sucks at mixing

>> No.10430319

>they tell me this is how adult human males intake nutrients

>> No.10430330

Notice the placement of the microwave, under the counter-top to reduce wireless brain interference.

>> No.10430336

I would like wendy's a lot better if they din't use that vinegar and sugar ass Heinz mayo.

>> No.10430339

He has to be hamming it up.

>> No.10430340


>> No.10430349

But that only matters if the microwave oven is ever in use.

>> No.10430355

Right, but when it is on, being low to the ground reduces exposure.

>> No.10430363

You're missing my point; Zucc isn't ever going to use the thing. It's only there for show.

>> No.10430378

he didn't look to the horizon

>> No.10430442

i noticed the taste of Wendy's has gone to shit i cant eat a full daves triple anymore without wanting to throw up from the lack of fat in the meat

>> No.10430456

How do you know she's annoying just from the video?

>> No.10430458

Health standards have ruined a lot of foods. Chef Boyarde used to be decent enough 15 or so years ago, now it tastes like base tomato paste and playdoh.

>> No.10430463

That's not because of health standards, its because its cheaper to use shit meat
Everything is getting smaller and shittier because it makes more money

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>> No.10430548

please leave

>> No.10430639

Guinness is the Bud Light of stouts.

>> No.10430646

What do you wear? Corduroy?

>> No.10430657

She thinks he's giving her the D but he's gay so he tricked her.

>> No.10431024


He's not eating chips.

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>> No.10431191

>that jump cut
they needed MULTIPLE TAKES to record a harvard drop-out making toast. the absolute state of whiteys

>> No.10431199

this is the first im hearing of this meme. do i have to be afraid to go outside again like when harlem shake became a thing?

>> No.10431222

No one in real life cares about legs. If you have big legs then your upperbody looks smaller automatically.

>> No.10431226

Can I get some sauce on this?

>> No.10431237

is A1 okay?

>> No.10431250

I just wish it was recorded from the other side of the machine. That's where the fun is.

>> No.10431266

Train à Grande Baguette

>> No.10431284

I like this webm keep posting it.

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>> No.10431298

what a disgusting weeb

>> No.10431307

How do they store the beef if it's not frozen?

>> No.10431327
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that's not salamander man, it's green cunt
salamander man and pink guy are played by the same guy

>> No.10431334

those are some dry-ass eggs. much like what's produced in her tubes

>> No.10431344

is this GameTim?

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>> No.10431418

>what if HowToBasic were even LESS funny

>> No.10431442

this. and no egg either? the best grilled cheese sandwich is at least served with a side of tomato soup

>> No.10431449
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>that headbob after taking the first bite of a well-made toast

>> No.10431456

he's a really chef now. :)

>> No.10431465

I'm guessing he lost a bet.

>> No.10432103

that is a lot of soy sauce

>> No.10432156

spotted the soylet

>> No.10432457

If i recall correctly, he's demonstrating a particular cultural practice in taking a shot, and admits that it's retarded before he does it.

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>> No.10433321

>you can skip this ad in 3...2...1...

>> No.10433379

>tfw there is no Wendy's in your country

>> No.10433800


>> No.10433879

>japs buy into literally anything marketed as BEST

>> No.10434266

Holy shit you're stupid

>> No.10435117

Seriously though, the green signifies that sulfide compounds are forming.
That bowl will smell like one big brraaaapf.

>> No.10435133

I like the part where she adds pickle brine instead of pickle relish.
That way she doesn't have to eat a vegetable.

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>> No.10435617

hmmm.. crunchy

>> No.10435630

You just gotta ketchup that sand up a bit.

>> No.10435693
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>Mistaking a Hollywood representation of cooking in a food truck to be America's idea of fine dining

Holy shit I'll bet you unironically look to anime for Japan's version of cuisine and think everyone there has Pocky for lunch

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Nothing in that webm was cooked though anon

>> No.10435713
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What about THIS?

>> No.10435722
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I hope you have a fucking seizure just like your hero you piece of shit

>> No.10435723

This webm is boring and dumb.

>> No.10435739
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I'm pretty proud of the webm thread for getting this far without a jackpost though

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>You will never had a pudgy cutie 3.14 gf you can feed what appears to be raw cake batter with a funnel
Why even live bros?

>> No.10435759

Furious "two times testicular cancer survivor" Pete

>> No.10435765

Twice the gays - twice the gay vibes.

>> No.10435837

That's a good blender.

>> No.10435850

>Who is the target audience
Teenagers. It's this generations 'lol so random'.

>> No.10435903

fuck off japfag

>> No.10436028

Fuck off. Being jewish is a religion

>> No.10436218

i'm literally sick from this video
>naked pita (not fresh)
>jam only
>licking jam with breadcrumbs

>> No.10436504

>wypipo's breast milk taste like white crayola dipped in warm water

>> No.10436528

>being jewish is a religion
nice try

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>Animal planet


>> No.10437236

what the fuck

>> No.10437258

Is that a rare Jack?
Anyways, saved it as abstract_painting.webm

>> No.10437353

this guy gets it

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>> No.10437454

thats awesome technique

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