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>wake up
>remember that wooly mammoths are extinct

I'll never be able to taste their savory flanks. I bet the Atlanteans hunted them to exctinction way back in 9600BC because they were just that good...

>> No.10433532

>>10433527
I bet they had the most choice cuts of the Ice Age. Way better than Ice Age hog.

>> No.10433535

>>10433527
to be fair, i'm pretty sure they're working on cloning them
that being said you better be making big bucks and know some russian oligarchs if you want to chow down on any, last i heard they're being cloned in russia

>> No.10433541

>grug like mammoth
>grug want mammoth
>grug no want giant sloth

>> No.10433547

leave it to a drumpf voter to be a carnist

>> No.10433594

Modern day Eskimos love to eat baby seals because their body is 80% blubber.

So yeah, Mammoths probably didn't taste that good unless you like eating spoonfuls of cold animal fat like a fucking redskin

>> No.10433602

>>10433594
Land and water mammals have completely different fat distribution. A mammoth would not be that fatty compared to an elephant.

>> No.10433832

>>10433535
this
>tfw looking forward to being the first modern human to have a wooly mammoth sandwich
what kind of cheese do you think will be best

>> No.10433865

>>10433547
Leave it to you to be faggot.

>> No.10433903

>>10433832
>tfw looking forward to being the first modern human to have a wooly mammoth sandwich
How? Are you rich or are you gonna steal it?

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10433960

>>10433865

did you miss the part where it's obvious bait

>> No.10433974

>>10433527
>wake up
>the same faggot starting faggot threads using the same faggot cat trap pic

>> No.10433977

>>10433960
Even that would be a stretch, it was just like a joke.

>> No.10433987

Dumb awoo posters

>> No.10433989

>>10433903
i work at a cloning factory
so steal

>> No.10434003

>>10433974
Momoji is not a trap, faggot.

>> No.10434052

>>10434003
Yes he is. Fuck off back to /tttt/ with your cat boy, faggot.

>> No.10434136

have I got news for you OP:

https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/straight-dope/article/13005983/prehistoric-meat-up

>> No.10434286

>>10433974
>>10434052
It's not faggot. Go back to /r9k/ sucking off reiko's dick