ITT

[Anonymous No.10457325]

Must have kitchen gadgets

[Anonymous No.10457372]

[Anonymous No.10458300]

Please, for the love of holy, keep the damn thing clean.

[Anonymous No.10458309]

>>10457372
>having to turn the hot and cold water individually

Most retarded design ever

[Anonymous No.10458311]

>>10457372
specifically a double sink? or just a kitchen sink in general?

a double make washing dishes by hand a lot easier.

[Anonymous No.10458332]

>>10457325
W2c?

[Anonymous No.10458340]

>>10458300
I still prefer these over the automatic can openers

[Anonymous No.10458347]

>>10458340
Amen brother.

[Anonymous No.10458356]

>>10458300
fuck you anon the semi dry bits of whatever from the can gives the other food flavor its like season a cast iron pan

[Anonymous No.10458502]

>>10457325
For me, it's straight outta cloaca.

[Anonymous No.10458809]

>>10457325
Egg^2

[Anonymous No.10458829]

this thing has been a life-saver

[Anonymous No.10460511]

[Anonymous No.10462721]

>>10458829
Wtf is that doing in the kitchen
>>10460511
Imagine slicing your finger when washing that

[Anonymous No.10462724]

[Anonymous No.10462740]

>>10462721
>wtf is that doing in the kitchen
fuckin newfags

[Anonymous No.10462752]

>>10458340
>The picture
Wtf is this
>Automatic can openers
Wtf is that

[Anonymous No.10462821]

>>10462724
god I wish that were me

>>10458829
Useful for stuffing turkey cavities!

[Anonymous No.10462852]

I use this every day.

[Anonymous No.10462872]

>>10458309
WRONG

[Anonymous No.10462893]

>>10460511
>walnuts for brownies
???????
???

[Anonymous No.10462902]

>>10460511
>have to cut things first
What's the point?

[Anonymous No.10462905]

>>10462852
that is a fucking dildo, or at best, a cum lube applicator

[Anonymous No.10462915]

>>10462852
>children will never tire of drawing with Cinnibird
More like pouring cinnamon fucking everywhere.

[Anonymous No.10462922]

>>10458502
>>10462852
fuckin' hell

[Anonymous No.10462985]

>>10458311
I wish I had a triple sink like my old hotel job had. Wash, rinse, sanitize

[Anonymous No.10462995]

>>10462893
Do you not put walnuts in your brownies?

[Anonymous No.10462996]

>>10462995
Why the fuck would you?

[Anonymous No.10462999]

>>10458809
It would be egg^3 you fucking moron

AMERIFAT EDUCATION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[Anonymous No.10463003]

>>10462852
i want one desu

[Anonymous No.10463006]

[Anonymous No.10463018]

>>10462996
Texture balance. Nice flavor and texture to counterbalance the thick sweetness/richness.

[Anonymous No.10463032]

>>10463018
If you don't like brownies just make something else, don't fuck up the brownies. Walnuts are better on their own anyway.

[Anonymous No.10463033]

>>10463018
There's a better way to do walnuts.

[Anonymous No.10463035]

>>10462999
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.10463040]

>>10462922
I'm gonna ask for source because "raptorpussy888" is too general.

[Anonymous No.10463043]

>>10463033
do americans really

[Anonymous No.10463042]

>>10463040
Did you try the fucking artist name in the picture you ill dressed buffon?

[Anonymous No.10463047]

>>10463040
>s-source s-s-s-s-source !!!
it's fucking signed and fucking dated and dedicated to someone, the actual fucking state of americans holy shit

[Anonymous No.10463055]

>>10463033
>A 14 dollar single-use
>With hard to clean parts and cheap plastic outside bits that could get damaged in a fall off the counter
>When you can just use a fucking knife

Why

[Anonymous No.10463072]

>>10463055
a m e r i c a n s

[Anonymous No.10463088]

>ITT: americans

[Anonymous No.10463112]

>>10462902
This is where I agree as a person with two functional hands capable of doing more than being a stroke victims hands.
you already dirtied the knife, just finish the job. AND if you own this, you're one of those wasteless people who can't stand to lose a single crumb, you'll dirty a spoon to scoop out the rest of the shit.

[Anonymous No.10463121]

>>10463047
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.10463149]

>>10463032
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10463159]

>>10463149
Shit taste.

[Anonymous No.10463244]

>>10460511
Seems like it would be neat for if you're camping.

[Anonymous No.10463424]

>>10463244
Have you literally never been camping?

[Anonymous No.10463433]

>>10463424
Yeah, every few years I'll go camping for 9-10 days at a time. And I don't mean the american camping where you just go to a trailer park, either.

Having little stuff like this would be pretty neato, I could get my friends to actually help prepare food without needing to baby them through the process.

[Anonymous No.10464436]

>>10458309
single faucet designs are dumb and retarded
especially shit like this

[Anonymous No.10464447]

>mfw I have a slap chop I use all the time to dice garlic and ginger and shit

Fight me, this thing is amazing and saves a ton of time.

[Anonymous No.10464453]

>>10458300
how does that even work?
>pic related; a can opener that people use in finland

[Anonymous No.10464454]

>>10457325
I just picked up a food dehydrator. I certainly wouldn’t call it a “must have” but my wife is pregnant (with my child) and she eats a bag of beef jerkey almost daily. I figure I would just make it for her instead. I don’t want to use the smoker because that’s a lot of smoked meat for a pregnant woman...

[Anonymous No.10464456]

>>10464447
It is faster than a knife and less work than busting out the food processor, I have nothing against it.

[Anonymous No.10464459]

>>10464453
The rim of the can goes in between the two discs, the pointy one pokes a bunch of holes in the lid to cut it open. It basically works the same as what you posted.
In America we have those as military can openers, they're called P45s (a smaller, more common version is called a P38)

[Anonymous No.10464477]

>>10464459
>the pointy one pokes a bunch of holes in the lid to cut it open
Anon, that's not how those work

[Anonymous No.10464478]

>>10464456
i still cant believe that this was actually made.
there are probably some idiots out there that bought one.

[Anonymous No.10464495]

>>10462999
When did you autists who can't stop arguing about what country you are from start posting in every single thread on /ck/ and when are you leaving?

[Anonymous No.10464685]

>>10458300
>>10462752
>>10464453
Interesting. Post more.

[Anonymous No.10464704]

>>10462872
are you my dead grandmother who lives on a remote island in new england?
.

[Anonymous No.10464709]

>>10462905
chill out

[Anonymous No.10464716]

>>10462852
I want one as a cocaine dispenser

[Anonymous No.10464731]

[Anonymous No.10464737]

>>10462852
that's a lot of cinnamon for those cups of whatever. seems like making a syrup would work better

[Anonymous No.10464743]

>>10463433
Oh, I get it now. I only solo camp so I was confused.

[Anonymous No.10464769]

>>10458300
These are great, they remove the whole lid rather than cutting through so there is no need to clean it.

[Anonymous No.10464968]

>>10464478
>>10464456
In theory, it was a great idea. It's like those single-serve K-cup coffee makers, but for juice. But it was fucked up in so many ways.

FUCK UP #1: PRACTICALITY

How much better is fresh-squeezed, cold-pressed juice compared to bottled juice? Maybe somewhat, but are people really going to buy an entire device, much less an extremely expensive one, just for that? Especially when one fucking cup of juice might cost you 5 dollars or something insane like that, even if you already have the device!

FUCK UP #2: ENGINEERING

This did not need to be a ridiculously powerful even press when a fucking roller press would have worked significantly better, be able to be made more cheaply, and not require nearly as much power. And it was made with way too much power to begin with. It's ridiculously over-designed and probably cost more to make than it did to sell, even with the ridiculous price tag.

FUCK UP #3: PRICE

It's too goddamn expensive, both the device and the bags. Considering that the bags are literally just cut-up fruit, there was no reason to make them so fucking expensive. Considering that the press does something to the bags you can literally do with your bare hands, there's no reason that the device should be this expensive. There's no reason for any of this

FUCK UP #4: WHY THE FUCK DOES IT NEED TO BE CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET?

Why the fuck does it need to be connected to the internet?

So at the end of the day, the only winners are going to be the scrap divers when they find these pieces of crap in dumpsters outside the houses of silicon valley retards and get a free, and incredibly powerful, hydraulic press that will press anything with a small amount of tweaking.

[Anonymous No.10464979]

>>10464769
that looks like a dragon dildo

[Anonymous No.10464990]

>>10464477
What? Yes it is. Have you looked at the lid after it comes off? It has lots of little pointy bits from the pointy disc cutting it open. Look, I might be bad at explaining it but you know I'm right.

[Anonymous No.10465032]

fast, cheap, small, efficient.

[Anonymous No.10465135]

>>10464979
You haven't seen many dragon dildos.

[Anonymous No.10465148]

>>10463159
Brownies were originally made with walnuts

[Anonymous No.10465150]

>>10458829

[Anonymous No.10465152]

>>10458829
cervical cancer is no fucking joke, yeah

[Anonymous No.10465154]

>>10458829
>>10465150
Hmm... What an interesting kitchen device.

[Anonymous No.10465164]

>>10465154
>"Boy, you sure have been getting a lot of visitors in here!"

[Anonymous No.10465167]

>>10464990
youre retarded bro. i have one of these and you basically have the circular blade which cuts the metal and the poiny one is so the blade is kept on track, yes it makes little dents in the metal but its doesnt cut it. i shocked i have to explain this actually now that i think about it.

[Anonymous No.10465220]

>>10465148
So?

[Anonymous No.10465432]

>>10462985
you don't need to sanitize dishes at your own house because there are no microbes on your dishes that you couldn't wash off

[Anonymous No.10465446]

>>10465432
Nice try, Nurgle.

[Anonymous No.10465455]

>>10463033
id like her to make my nuts zoom if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.10465456]

>>10464769

Honestly, bought that one due to lack of selection at the store, and turned out it was worth the price.

[Anonymous No.10465461]

>>10464731
i have one of those but i think it was just a generic version. i'd rather have a real one but for $6 it works just fine.

[Anonymous No.10465478]

>>10457325
Fuck you Alton!

[Anonymous No.10465502]

>>10464454
how expensive is it to make beef jerky at home? How much beef does it actually take to make the amount sold in one of the bags at the store?

Also, that is very sweet of you to do for your wife.

[Anonymous No.10465510]

>>10465502
Depends on the cut exactly, and how dry you like your jerky, but it takes roughly 2-3 lbs of meat to make 1 lb of jerky.

You weren't very specific when you said "those bags at the store". I've seen bags ranging from 1 oz to about 6 oz or so.

[Anonymous No.10465538]

>>10464456
wasn't this product endorsed by Ivanka Trump?

[Anonymous No.10465544]

>>10464731
cut my fingers up real good with one of these

[Anonymous No.10465545]

>>10465432
>>10462985
what the hell does "sanitizing the dishes" mean?
I rarely even need to use a dish soap
>>10464454
>I don’t want to use the smoker because that’s a lot of smoked meat for a pregnant woman...
good call
smoked meat is (heath-wise) like eating cigarette butts

[Anonymous No.10465553]

>>10465545
sanitization is the process of destroying microorganisms present on dishes, which only really needs to be done commercially or industrially

[Anonymous No.10465565]

>>10465545
Using a sanitizer that kills microbes. Restaurants are required by law usually to use it. We usually used bleach at my old job which sucked. A lot of people say this contributes to autoimmune diseases and resistant bacteria. I'm not informed enough to really say, but it makes sense. Like how bugs will get resistant to certain pesticides and you have to switch it up.

[Anonymous No.10465571]

>>10464968
>Considering that the bags are literally just cut-up fruit
Incorrect, the juice was already pre-made. The Juicero did not "juice" anything, it simply pushed the liquid from the bag.

[Anonymous No.10465573]

>>10463006
kek

[Anonymous No.10465640]

>>10465502
Not that expensive, especially if you use your oven instead of a dehydrator. My wife is making me some tonight, buys the beef at around $2.00/lbs.

[Anonymous No.10465649]

all you need is a knife and some flint
t./out/

[Anonymous No.10465683]

>>10464990
>merelyajest

[Anonymous No.10465738]

>>10460511
I would buy this just because it looks fun

[Anonymous No.10465748]

[Anonymous No.10465758]

>>10465748
Could you use this to make barrel rolls?

[Anonymous No.10465763]

>>10465748
>handle gets shorter with increased volume

inexcusable if you ever want to measure liquids with it

[Anonymous No.10465771]

>>10465763
why don't you just get a graduated cylinder if you care so much

[Anonymous No.10465788]

>>10465502
I’m a canacuck so nothing is cheap here. I got about 750 grams from a $20 roast, and a 250g bag of jerky costs $11. I wasn’t overly concerned with the price, I just wanted to be able to make her different kinds. The first batch of peppery honey garlic turned out really good. I just feel better when she eats stuff I made and I know what’s in it.

[Anonymous No.10465791]

>>10464968
Wait a minute, this wasn't a parody but an actual product?

[Anonymous No.10465823]

>>10465640
How do you make it? Just dry some meat? I love jerky but it's prohibitively expensive.

[Anonymous No.10465839]

>>10465823
you can buy drying boxes that are specially made for the task.
it's literally just drying meat on cure without letting flies get at it.

[Anonymous No.10465849]

>>10465823
She marinates it in lemon grass, thai chili and fish sauce, then sears it, and then cooks it at 150°F for 4 to 6 hours. The stuff is amazing.

[Anonymous No.10465886]

Grater (x2), julienne slicer, and mandolin and your product goes into the Tupperware rather than on the counter.

[Anonymous No.10466050]

>>10465455
>she will never handle your nuts

[Anonymous No.10466154]

>>10460511
>have to get knife dirty to use the thing that's supposed to replace the knife
Kek

[Anonymous No.10466183]

>>10460511
>Daddyyy! Billy lost my gerbil.
Uh-oh and I thought MagicBullet(tm) was bad.

[Anonymous No.10466186]

>>10463043
Eat salads?
no

[Anonymous No.10466204]

>>10457372
hmm i dont like this sink, got more sinks?

[Anonymous No.10466242]

>>10466204
MODS!

[Anonymous No.10466264]

>>10465791
no it was srs bsns, thank jewgle for that

[Anonymous No.10466278]

One of the best kitchen purchases I've ever made, 2nd only to my rice cooker.

[Anonymous No.10466291]

>>10466278
Just use the microwave

[Anonymous No.10466383]

>>10466291
>microwave
Do Americans really not just use a pan or a grill?

[Anonymous No.10466443]

>>10458309
Dis nibba never worked in a kitchen lel

[Anonymous No.10466471]

>>10458829
those are shitty wine bottle openers

[Anonymous No.10466485]

>>10462724
>Chef Tony
>Culinary Expert

lol

[Anonymous No.10466496]

>>10466443
I've worked in a kitchen, and I still don't understand why we needed it designed that way.

[Anonymous No.10466521]

>>10462902
>>10466154
It's a time saver, and can finely chop items better than a knife with less effort.

It can also mix the items.

I kind of like it. With no electrical components, the thing is easy to clean and doesn't require a wall outlet.

[Anonymous No.10466522]

>>10466496
more precise control and its easier to fix than one of those bullshit hot/cold things on a swivel that break as soon as anyone moves in

>>10464436
this is the shit im talking about. these things never fucking work right

[Anonymous No.10466538]

>>10462852
This would be neat for doing those sand-mandalas.

[Anonymous No.10466564]

>>10465538
No.
She tweeted about it once.

[Anonymous No.10466590]

>>10465571
No, they had macerated fruit and veg.
The point is, you don't need 4 tons of even pressure to squeeze water our of cut up plant matter.

About 50 PPI will do it for almost every fruit or vegetable on the planet, and a human can EASILY produce that. Even a weak soyboy with twiggy arms can wring a package with 40 pounds of force.

[Anonymous No.10466658]

>>10466590
>50 PPI
>50 Parts Per [cubic] Inch
>unit of force or pressure
the absolute state of imperial measurements

[Anonymous No.10466792]

>>10465135
perhaps the opposite

[Anonymous No.10466802]

>>10466383
I've never heard of microwaving grilled cheese.

[Anonymous No.10466806]

>>10466658
POUNDS per cubic inch you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.10466865]

>>10462724
Excellent filename

[Anonymous No.10467087]

>>10466806
There's literally no such unit for pressure. It's PSI. Cubing it turns it into a density measurement.

[Anonymous No.10467518]

>>10462852
That's actually really fuckin' cute. Nice.

[Anonymous No.10469082]

>>10457325
but why?

[Anonymous No.10469157]

>>10469082
So you can cube your eggs, retard.

[Anonymous No.10469186]

>>10465152
I hope every single girl on this board gets malignant cervical cancer.

[Anonymous No.10469190]

>>10469186

[Anonymous No.10469892]

>>10466865
And to think... I hesitated.

[Anonymous No.10469894]

>>10469157
Cubes are so last year.

[Anonymous No.10470433]

>>10465478
Thought this was some sort of circumcision tool.

[Anonymous No.10470555]

>>10464704
Have you never lived in a frozen hellscape? I guess New England might've qualified last century for a few months a year maybe...
How hot the hot water really is can vary greatly as what was in the pipe pumps through. Unless you want to keep the tap on for like three minutes wasting water before anything fucking stabilizes, you use two taps.
Also saves a fuckton of work and repair costs: these things are simple, straightforward, will last you most of your fucking life with minimal maintenance.

[Anonymous No.10470568]

>>10465565
Not nearly as bad as that hand sanitizer crap they put everywhere.
The restaurant stuff's pretty minor in comparison to that, and in comparison to using antibiotics to be able to stuff sixty cows in a 30 cow enclosure without them all dying.

[Anonymous No.10470608]

>>10466802
I have. My sister's one of those "women cooking is oppression" fuckwits, and relies on the microwave for all her cooking needs. I may not be so difficult that I can't just chow down hard-tack for three days in a row, but her molten bread products are abomination unto Earth.

Few things are as sad as microwaved processed cheese in bread slices. And that's what it is: a Microwaved Cheese in Bread Slices sandwich. You get a soggy, THOROUGHLY UNGRILLED piece of overly steamed soggy bread with boiling-yet-still-not-really-cooked cheese-remnants inside that lost half its moisture to further fucking up the bread. Your mouth is innundated by the taste of wet grease and the feeling of mushy salt.

microwaved cheese in bread slices has maybe heard of "grilled", but it took it and its family out into the woods and stabbed them into paste. soggy, wet paste that used to be called bread.

[Anonymous No.10470612]

>>10470608
That's unfortunate. I just do mine in a pan. It comes out great. Same with toasted PBJ.

[Anonymous No.10470621]

>>10470612
I've got a gas stove myself. I just use one of those grill-tong-things for campfires and torch and press my cheese over the fire.
Not really sure where she got the idea either; my father's the one who did most of the cooking at home and mom only cooked (baked rather) when she felt like having cake or pie.

[Anonymous No.10470633]

>>10462724
>fill with heroin
>???
>PROFIT!

[Anonymous No.10470640]

>>10462852
>spend fortune on this
>use it to draw dicks on food a few time
>never use again

[Anonymous No.10470664]

bet you all feel like idiots now paying for electricity every time you blend a smoothie

[Anonymous No.10470683]

>>10470664
yeah man buying a bike AND a blender will save me way more money than just buying a blender

[Anonymous No.10470701]

>>10470664
Actually kinda fun in concept. A lot of people make smoothies after they work out. This way their workout IS making the smoothie. Not very practical in the grand scheme of things, but kinda fun.

[Anonymous No.10470715]

>>10463033
they could at least make this squirrel shaped

[Anonymous No.10470724]

>>10465649
why don't you make the knife out of flint

[Anonymous No.10470744]

>>10470724
because nobody likes broken knives in their food
it's like eggshells but worse

[Anonymous No.10470764]

[Anonymous No.10470808]

Hopefully this is still up by the time I return from work.

[Anonymous No.10470866]

>>10460511
>doesn't even start

[Anonymous No.10470889]

>>10458300
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.10470923]

>>10463003
>>10463003
>>10466538
>>10467518
>>10470640

idk how much it costs but chinks have it
http://s.aliexpress.com/YrqAvEF7?fromSns=Copy

[Anonymous No.10470965]

>>10469894
thats cute and would be perfect for ramen or bento

[Anonymous No.10470999]

>>10465478
Why would you want to remove the top of eggs like that?

[Anonymous No.10471063]

>>10457325

[Anonymous No.10471064]

>>10465571
What I dont understand is when that machine flopped, why didnt they scrap the idea and started producing bags for hand squeezing.
Hipster shits would still buy it.
And they could even figure out how to freeze it and sell it as "the freshest juice without any preservativs added"
Damm, I would make a killer manager.

[Anonymous No.10471077]

>>10471064
>hipsters would buy these bags if we just removed the machine part
You should apply to work at KPCB or Andreesen Horowitz, sounds like you'd fit right in

[Anonymous No.10471084]

>>10471077
>You should apply to work at KPCB or Andreesen Horowitz, sounds like you'd fit right in
I have no idea what those companies are and humbly ask you to explain the joke to me.

[Anonymous No.10471101]

>>10471084
They were among the first big VC companies that turned "startup" into a byword for "get rich quick by throwing money at everyone who calls himself an inventor" in the minds of normies. The founders of such companies were not dummies, but they ended up with such unimaginable wealth that the VC companies they left behind turned into parodies of themselves, backing hucksters like Elizabeth Holmes in a desperate effort to keep the gravy train rolling out of a sense that this was their role in the world, to cause magic to happen with their jewgolds

The joke is that you think you are smarter than a hipster because hipsters are silly and you thought of something silly so therefore a hipster would surely buy it. Basically, what a shithead VC type on Sand Hill Road would think up as he drifts off to sleep in his $700k custom made oxygen coffin.

[Anonymous No.10471295]

>>10470764
>>10470808
Go back to your other board, weeb.

[Anonymous No.10471340]

>>10471295
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.10471356]

>>10471340
Reddit is a website not a board you dumb weeb.
I find it hard to believe how difficult to understand you retards find this concept.

[Anonymous No.10471363]

>>10471356
I find it amazing that newfags like you are so incredibly obvious all the time. Lurk more or go back to wherever you came from.

[Anonymous No.10471383]

>>10465758
underrated post

[Anonymous No.10471400]

>>10465167
I'm not driving 60 miles out to my mom's house to get hers just to prove you wrong

[Anonymous No.10471429]

>>10471400
You fucks are aware there are different kinds of can openers, right?

cheap shitty ones like this pic use a knurled wheel to move the can, and a straight blade to cut the lid.

[Anonymous No.10471438]

>>10471429
...whereas this type, which is not as shitty, has a knurled wheel to move the can and a round blade which cuts the metal. In this case the gears move the round blade at the same rate as the feed knurl.

[Anonymous No.10471467]

I never use it for potatoes either, just to finely chop up ground meats and sausages for tacos, breakfast burritos, stuffed mushrooms, etc. Used it this morning with a couple of breakfast sausage patties that I wanted crumbled up for my omelet. Way more efficient than using a spatula.

[Anonymous No.10471474]

>>10458300
>Mother comes over to feed my cat when I was working late
>She put my pizza cutter and can opener in the dishwasher and ran it
>Now covered in rust
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.10471492]

>>10471101
>have a lot of money
>invest in 100 different products
>most fail
>the ones that fail net me a small loss but they mostly bankrupt the inventor plus i can use it as an excuse to avoid paying taxes
>the ones that dont fail make me incredibly rich
sure sounds stupid

the only problem with this stupid juicer was the price tag and it was so expensive because it was engenieered by a retard with unnecesary custom made parts, the fucking thing was being sold at a loss, this is what happens when you let marketing run yout entire buisness, if the machine costed 100 bucks nobody would have batted an eye

[Anonymous No.10471509]

>>10465748
>Spilling all that oil
Fucking slob.

[Anonymous No.10471645]

>>10471474
I dishwash my pizza cutter no problem.

[Anonymous No.10471659]

>>10471492
The price was a fairly minor issue--there are plenty of high-dollar kitchen gizmos out there that do well. The real nail in the coffin was the DRM.

[Anonymous No.10471670]

>>10458502
bruh i was in the thread lit af

[Anonymous No.10471684]

>>10463033
vrooom vroom

[Anonymous No.10471769]

>>10471659
>The price was a fairly minor issue--there
no it wasnt
people kept making fun of the 400 bucks useless fruit press
i get they wanted it to look fancy and being expensive is part of that, also nobody would buy it if it broke easy but if you made them 100 a pop and stocked every single wallmart with them and a 100 dollars prioce tag it would have made a profit on impulse buys alone and everyone would think its just another dumb gadget

[Anonymous No.10471780]

>>10470608
We usually use toast, not raw bread.
It still gets kind of slimy compared to the real thing.
This was back when neither of us were allowed to use the oven.

[Anonymous No.10471852]

>>10463112
>capable of doing more than a stroke victim's hands
You are all aware that 99% of these seemingly useless infomercial products were designed with disabled people in mind, right? To turn any kind of profit they have to market it to everyone, as a time-saver, but the guys that designed it did so for the sake of the people without the motor skills to dice an onion

[Anonymous No.10471870]

>>10471852
>people without the motor skills to dice an onion
We need to stop vegetable on vegetable violence

[Anonymous No.10471900]

>>10464968
It's connected to the internet so it can steal your info and sell it to advetisiers. No joke

[Anonymous No.10472113]

>>10470608
You should do her a service and end her.

[Anonymous No.10473028]

>>10471492
no,the problem was that they completely misunderstood the market, i.e. orthorexic foodie hipsters

the fact that such people are price insensitive when it comes to food doesn’t mean they will trip over one another to buy something just because it is expensive

raw foodist vegan paleo types are technophobic when it comes to eating, they think plastic is bad, branded stuff is bad, and the more a food resembles the original organism in “nature” the healthier it is

its only appeal was to gullible VC backers who get a boner thinking about DRM and proprietary “systems” and subscriptions and lock-in

[Anonymous No.10473080]

>>10458502
Have rarely laughed as hard as I did in that thread.

[Anonymous No.10473929]

>>10458829
There's people eating froot loops out of a girl's ass using one of these but a plastic one I believe.

[Anonymous No.10473979]

>>10460511
Could this be the first machine that actually cuts everything in perfect evenly sized pieces, just like in the video???

[Anonymous No.10474160]

>>10471670
Which thread? Link my dude

[Anonymous No.10474876]

>>10465455
I feel you, bro. Not your nuts, though.

[Anonymous No.10475383]

>>10464454
>(with my child)
What an odd thing to mention.

[Anonymous No.10475395]

>>10475383
He is attempting to head off any cuckold jokes.

[Anonymous No.10475398]

>>10475383
Otherwise he would have gotten 7 responses about his wife's son belonging to another man. As if cuckoldry isn't a legitimate way to handle relationships in 2018.

[Anonymous No.10475424]

>>10464453
We use those in the Australian army. It's called a F.R.E.D. it's supposed to be called a field ration eating device but everyone calls it the "fucking ridiculous eating device" instead.
Good can opener though, shitty spoon.

[Anonymous No.10475426]

>>10471870
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.10475435]

>>10473028
The type of people you describe crack me up.
>"I don't buy gmo products"
>buys heavily, chemically treated tree fruit applicated with the strongest pesticides; variety produced through radial exposure to radioavtivity before genome sequencing existed, with no real controls
>buys tastebud destroying pine nuts from China that were bombarded with radiation at the Port so the chink bacteria doesn't fucking overwhelm your unaqcuainted soyboy immune response
>half the labels are bullshit and most imports don't comply
>opens up non GMO companies to far more easily falsified litigation
>"Personal responsibility is a foreign concept to me, and massive social nets allow me to spend my days protesting and overpaying for food. No more GMO!"
>GOLDEN RICE IS MURDER! NO MORE VITAMIN A IMPERIALISM!
These people are blindingly ignorant.

[Anonymous No.10475444]

>>10475424
That’s not a FRED unless it has the spoon, a hole for hanging it from your tags, and it’s covered in yellow shellac shit that ruins your lamb and rosemary.

t. ex digger

[Anonymous No.10475450]

>>10475398
> As if cuckoldry isn't a legitimate way to handle relationships in 2018

Sweden pls go

[Anonymous No.10475457]

>>10475444
Yeah not the same but looks similar. You know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.10475464]

>>10475398
>As if cuckoldry isn't a legitimate way to handle relationships in 2018.
Why are "men" so weak these days?

[Anonymous No.10475485]

>>10464436
You are so retarded. Every fucking commercial kitchen has a single faucet in the kitchen. Go fuck yourself shill. REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10475490]

>>10470433
That's actually pretty useful now I think about it, especially if you work primarily with sensitive quail eggs.

[Anonymous No.10475574]

>>10469894
i have those in a bunch of shapes for my kid
they work great

[Anonymous No.10475614]

>>10465150

[Anonymous No.10475628]

>>10464436
Those leak easier, but separate valves for hot and cold are infuriating in every sense.

[Anonymous No.10475644]

>>10475398
Bad Sweden, bad.

[Anonymous No.10475691]

>>10465545
Quaternary solution is a commercial concentrated sanitizing liquid that, when mixed with enough water, can sanitize washed dishes. mostly just used if you're handwashing, as the dishwasher (if it's commercial) uses high heat to sanitize.

3 compartment sink
first filled with soap to clean the food off the dishes, second used to spray off dishes before putting in the third, filled with sanitizing water.

[Anonymous No.10475700]

>>10465032
can openers are like a couple dollars.

[Anonymous No.10475702]

>>10463433
>american camping is in a trailer park
Youre not american

[Anonymous No.10475705]

>>10465886
stupid because of how incredibly tiny it is. if anything, i wish my mandolin were bigger.

[Anonymous No.10475720]

>>10475435
Literally anything that says it's GMO I buy.

[Anonymous No.10476491]

>>10475435
you're doing the same thing the guys who backed juicero are doing. constructing a straw man in your head and then congratulating yourself for being such a smart guy. you got $20MM or so? I've got an invention that's a sure bet, I've already got 4 other backers I'm doing you a huge favor just by letting you know.

[Anonymous No.10476574]

>>10466806
>>10467087
Pascals per inch you literal mongoloids

[Anonymous No.10476610]

>>10476574
>>10467087
>>10466806
Not any of those anons but here you go.

[Anonymous No.10476617]

>>10464968
>FUCK UP #4: WHY THE FUCK DOES IT NEED TO BE CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET?
Because it's not a product, it's a service.
Or was. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.10476621]

>>10464731
Zucchini pasta with garlic scape pesto oh lawd

[Anonymous No.10476637]

>>10462852
*Apchoo*

[Anonymous No.10476707]

>>10476574
Gave me a good laugh, thank you