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>> No.10470685

>>10470674
How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10470688
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>> No.10470693

>>10470674

As I'm posting this there's still a webum thread at the top of the first page nowhere near bump limit. Why is it so important to you to incessantly repost the same exact shit every single day? This isn't fucking /b/.

>> No.10470695

>>10470688
>ever browsing outside of the catalogue

>> No.10470908

>>10470693
>nowhere near
To be fair it was pretty close. But still he should wait, I guess he wants his special little webm to get lots of attention by being first.

>> No.10471141

Anybody got the ortolan pasta on hand?

>> No.10471145
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time to sow the seeds of another Ja/ck/ thread...

>> No.10471691

>>10471145
Good taste in blender though.

>> No.10471694

>>10470674
>Ago beef to change the flavour
>Add butter

An hero

>> No.10471713
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What a shitty steak. Here's a good one.

>> No.10471735

>>10471713
More Tasty please.

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>>10471735

>> No.10471758

>>10470674
>eating bloody moldy meat
culture everyone

>> No.10471770

>>10471751
bretti funni, I definitely felt a lot better knowing I'm not the only person who dislikes these facebook recipes.
I appreciate that they get people interested in cooking and I don't even mind when my friends show them to me after learning I like to cook but even the pure intentions of the people sharing them doesn't change the fact that the majority are hot garbage on a plate.

>> No.10471794

>>10471758
Retard.

>> No.10471805

>>10471751
>>10471770
this. 99% of those top down quick motion cooking videos are simply disgusting. and infantilizing I might add.

>> No.10471823
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>>10470674
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

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>>10471823

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

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>>10471827

>> No.10471845

>>10471823
>>10471827
Based >inb4 poster

>> No.10471851

>>10471823
>>10471827
you need to update this, many of those aren't posted anymore

>> No.10471856

>>10471851
sorry mate, i am no longer a NEET, got a job this month so I barely lurk here anymore. I have to pass the torch to a new inb4 champion.

>> No.10471859
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>inb4 motherfucking EGG

>> No.10471864

>>10471691
u have bad taste in meme kitchen gadgets

>> No.10471878

>>10471856
im not a full on neet but ill see what i can do

>> No.10471879

>>10471864
>he doesn't have a Vitamix
Did I miss some new meme blender? I bought this 3 years ago and haven't looked since.

>> No.10471893

>>10471859
but how can he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.10471907

>>10471713
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.10471908

>>10471859
cool, but how does he break the eggs when he is outside?

>> No.10471918

>>10471879
breville boss, more power, more options, way louder, has a knob and a screen

>> No.10471929

>>10471918
>a screen
stopped reading there

>> No.10471935

>>10471918
Why a screen?

>> No.10471940

>>10471859
How did he get in there without disturbing the peppers and onions?

>> No.10471943
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>>10471929
but its got a knob

>> No.10471948

>>10471943
>brown hand

>> No.10471951

Hey, I love webm threads!
Can someone make another one? I missed when this one was made

>> No.10471953

>>10471859
How does he make money with FUCKING EGGS

>> No.10471965

>>10471953
The same way he makes money with sand in the pipes for his coffee pipe sand

>> No.10471969

>>10471948
we gotta eat too

>> No.10472125

>>10471713
looked good until he showed how horribly baked it was

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>> No.10472520

>>10471893
If you look above his right shoulder (our left) there is clearly a pressure operated door closer thinggy as the black thing behind him is a door.

>> No.10472628

>>10471859
How does he get in the booth without breaking the eggs? Was he born there?

>> No.10473171

>>10471859
When will he get out?

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>> No.10473239

>>10473204
They should have killed it first. skinning it first wasn't enough.

>> No.10473248

>>10473239
It's supposed to be alive, that's the whole point.

>> No.10473261

>>10473239
>>10473248
it doesn't have a head you fucking clods

>> No.10473283

>>10473261
What's your point?

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>> No.10473290

>>10473283
you need a head to be alive

>> No.10473296

>>10473290
Obviously not.

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>> No.10473383

>>10472466
that recipe looks like shit and you should feel like shit asshole

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>> No.10473438

>>10471859
How does he American?

>> No.10473446

>>10473427
I donut like this guy

>> No.10473466

>>10473285
Looks like garbage, atrocious plating.

>> No.10473504

>>10473378
>people eating
More like hipster faggots eating.

>> No.10473522

>>10473427
This gay looks like so hipster wannabe faggot who's seen too much cooking channels on youtube.

>> No.10473573

>>10471823
>>10471827
huh?

>> No.10473618

>>10471713
Tasty is the buzzfeed of cooking

>> No.10473639

>>10471943

U knew what you were doing when you posted this

>> No.10473651

>>10473618
tasty is owned by buzzfeed so you're not far off i guess

>> No.10473666

>>10471859
hdhgowbate?

>> No.10473674

>>10473651
I haven't seen them promote diversity in food.

>> No.10473676

>>10472498
what the fuck is he doing?

>> No.10473693
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>> No.10473728

>>10473427
Was this supposed to be impressive.

>> No.10473796

>>10473427
i love this guy

>> No.10473821
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>>10473693
Why did i watch a asian girl eat dumplings for like 50 seconds.

>> No.10473831

>>10471859
I'll never get enough of this gif

>> No.10473840

>>10473676
It's a classic clip of Austrian television. They just introduced this new kind of packaging, and the company rep went on television to show how easy and practical they are to use.

>> No.10473852

>>10473821
A frumpy one at that

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>>10473427
>Not being able to make coke heads jizz their pants with your ribs before he puts your meat in his mouth
Come on /ck/ are you even trying?

>> No.10473864

>>10471859
Anons, help me out. After watching this webm for a couple loops, it appears as though the guy's stand doesn't have an exit on the sides or in back. Let's say he wanted to take a walking break off work or leave for the day. He must have to crawl out the front. He doesn't look very nimble, and he has to lumber over his cooking station and dozens and dozens of eggs in the process. How does he accomplish this task without doing things like bumping the a carton off the shelf, mushing his feet, hands, or other parts of his limbs into the eggs, breaking them? Does he take all the cartons off and pile them inside his stand, one by one, THEN crawl out the front? That seems unlikely, he can't physically reach all the way over to grab the furthest carton in the stand. Does he have a step-stool? Is he deceptively fit, and can actually make one quick jump over everything, like the quick brown fox over a lazy dog? That would be especially impressive since there doesn't appear to be any room to get a running start, and he would be vaulting over his hot workstation. Maybe that's part of his routine. I imagine him performing this stunt with the same jaded expression he has in the rest of the video. Jumping over everything for the thousandth time. He could have been jumping over everything for years. Maybe he jumps and uses his arms to push himself up and over everything? It could turn out disastrously, his foot might graze one carton and that could easily send the whole wall of eggs crashing down, in a single cascade. In order to protect his bottom line, there must be some way he can leave the stand without breaking all the eggs. Maybe he buys little enough he has cooked everything by the end of the day, and can exit the hut as ungracefully as necessary. With only a minute and seven seconds of content, it's difficult to infer exactly what his exiting process would be. I think this question of our time deserves a full investigative report from a credible source.

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>>10470674
I still don't understand how this is safe to eat.

>> No.10473880

>>10473290
Not really for some animals. Look it up.

>> No.10473883

>>10471859
Does he have a hidden staircase in the floor?

>> No.10473895
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>>10473866
Not all bacteria is harmful and the ones that are harmful are killed off in the cooking process. If you can get the good bacteria to outgrow the bad they don't create enough waste for the steak to be hazardous

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>>10473852
Hey I would breed

>> No.10473932

>>10473858
You just know that guy is hard

>> No.10474281

>>10473905
fucking retard filling the soy sauce bowl to the brim like that

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>>10471827
>BRAAPP

>> No.10474344

>>10473895
can i get a source on this

>> No.10474379

>>10473858
Is that really el D10S, el Barillete Cosmico, el Diez, el Pibe de Oro, el Campeon Narcotico, Diego Armando Maradona?

>> No.10474397

>>10473866
>b-bacteria is bad!
Go back to facebook you FDA drone soygoy

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>>10473674
its only a matter of time

>> No.10474436

>>10472498
What the fuck is his problem? Christ what an asshole.

>> No.10474549

>>10474397
ok faggot have fun eating three month old rotten meat

>> No.10474567

>>10473858

Dieguito!

>> No.10474603

>>10473204
how the fuck is that supposed to taste good if it's moving around while cooking? the grill doesn't even look hot.

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>> No.10474714

>>10474420
What's wrong with wild rice?

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>>10474714
Well for starters it is not even rice

>> No.10474748

>>10471859
are there pipes underneath the sand?

>> No.10474799

>>10473378
Those aren't people. Those are vegans.

>> No.10474818

>>10474728
So they're literally just nachos....

>> No.10474839

>>10471969
and we gotta pay for it

>> No.10474844

>>10474748

Yeah

They use an inductive coil to communicate to an MCU that raises and lowers pipes based on current location of the pot

>> No.10474847

>>10474844
Filtered.

>> No.10474853

>>10474748
Indeed. That's how you make turkish egg coffee

>> No.10474858

>>10473427
>try # 15

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>>10473427
>meanwhile, actual chefs who aren't e-celeb attention whores...

>> No.10474914

>>10474866
Jesus, how does he still have fingers

>> No.10474917

>>10474344
kay's good cooking
mushroom "risotto" I think

>> No.10474926

>>10474914
he's holding the blade diagonally with respect to the onion so it never touches his fingers on the other side. you can tell at the end when the onion starts to take on kind of a trapezoid shape

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>>10474866
>Actual chef
>Mexican prep guy
>Unevenly cuts an onion

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>> No.10475067

>>10474926

He solved for dy/donion yeah

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>>10471859

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>>10471943

>> No.10475144

>>10473866
steak isn't porous like chicken and pork, thats why you can leave the inside uncooked but surface blood can still make you sick

you're essentially cutting off the moldy crust stuff while the inside decomposes from natural enzymes and bacteria that's safe to eat

>> No.10475154

>>10475144
Why is all food better aged?

>> No.10475165

>>10474936
I used to live near a place that did amazing knife-cut noodles in a spicy beef broth. Amazing texture.

>> No.10475186

>>10471907
>Someone does anything in any cooking video ever
Do Americans Really do this?!?

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>>10470685
he cant

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>>10471823
>Wasting so much time on /ck/ that even the webm threads are boring to you

This is fucking depressing, please go live your life anon.

>> No.10475248

>>10471823
>>10471827
please post all of these in order or at least with filenames. I am new to ck I have been here two weeks

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>>10473674

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>>10474680

>> No.10475360

>>10475295
unfunny

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>>10475295
>it's just the How To Basic gimmick that was funny for like 3 videos

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>>10475370
>drizzled with semen resembling a dipping sauce

>> No.10475404

>>10475295
>>10475360
Unironically Australia's richest YouTuber though.

>> No.10475409

>>10475370
>semen resembling dipping sauce
they forgot to add a hyphen between semen and resembling r-right?

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>>10475370
>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.10475412

>>10475409
Nope, they used a hyphen correctly in the next subtitle

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>>10475370

>a flaccid penis that big in taiwan

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>> No.10475474

>>10475067
made me giggle, thanks

>> No.10475497

>>10474839
i make more money than you
>>10473639
;)

>> No.10475630

>>10475418
Why would you do this. Putting the thing over it defeats the purpose of grilling

>> No.10475654

>>10474281
it's coffee

>> No.10475680

>>10475418
I'm so fucking sick of seeing jack shit posted here. I know what's gonna happen and it infuriates me everytime watching this retard fail at the simplest parts of cooking

>> No.10475713

>>10475205
How in the actual fuck did nobody notice this until it got THIS bad?

>> No.10475716

>>10473895
Is that wet newspaper and mushrooms?

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>>10475713
wage cucks not giving a shit?

>> No.10475769

>>10475750
But then they're the ones who have to clean it up, so they probably should.

>> No.10475796

>>10475769
implying they wouldn't just quit so they hire someone else to clean it up

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>>10475219
Ash needs to stop feeding Pikachu all those ketchup omelettes.

>> No.10475821

>>10474930
Could be for something that the onion melts down into rather then leaving large chunks.

>> No.10475843

>>10471751
3/10 nothing's being drowned in 50 types of memecheese.

>> No.10475846

>>10475796
I love cleaning. They can hire me and I'll do the entire job alone, I don't care.

>> No.10475848

>>10471859
sooo hes stuck in there?

>> No.10475868

>>10475205
gross

>> No.10475897

>>10475848
yeah hes basically doomed

>> No.10475905

>>10471713
ITS WAY TOO DONE

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>> No.10475921

>>10473504
stay amerimad

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>>10475909

>> No.10475943

>>10475921
which 3rd world country are you from?

>> No.10475948

>>10474936
The noodles, captured here on camera for the first time in their natural habitat, gleefully dive into the broth.

>> No.10475951
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ITT
>sexual bone tugs

>> No.10475985

>>10475713

99% chance that it happened in China, where nobody gives a fuck.

>> No.10475991
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>> No.10475994

>>10475985
Says the nopassport faggot who never left the shithole he was born in.

>> No.10476015

>>10473693
>no qt asian will ever eat your gyoza
Why even live

>> No.10476028 [DELETED] 
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>>10475370
>That lusty soyboy
Kek

>> No.10476031
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>>10471859
Neato webm anon. But how does he cook the eggs without pissing off said eggs?

>> No.10476033
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>>10471859
How does he lay all those eggs without his poo in loo dirty asshole dirtying them??

>> No.10476036

>>10475909
probably pretty good

>> No.10476041

>>10474914
He has to cook all the eggs.

>> No.10476054
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>>10474839
I'm black too but that was funny as fuck

>> No.10476057

>>10475909
>Avocado is healthier substitute for cheese
>proceeds to add goat cheese

>> No.10476062

>>10470674

>Flavor intensifies

>> No.10476156

>>10475370
0:12 how do they get the semen to resemble dripping sauce?

>> No.10476293

>>10474818
yup but the components are just prepared separately. not sure why they make it seem like its some amazing thing.

>> No.10476346

>>10475370
If your semen in pink, you should definitely go see a doctor.

>> No.10476363

>>10475991
Did I just watch 2 minutes of a Chinese soap opera?

>> No.10476415
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>> No.10476421

>>10475991
I wonder if she landed her crush in the end or if instead she hooked up with a guy of greater depth and capable of truly appreciating her.

>> No.10476424

>>10474799
>cheese and yogurt clearly visible

>> No.10476426

>>10475144
chicken and pork are not porous either.

>> No.10476433
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>>10470693
>Why is it so important to you to incessantly repost the same exact shit every single day?
That's just the 2-3 guys who are completely dedicated to grabbing whatever was posted last thread and then reposting them in the current thread. Insanely easy to do since all you need to do is open up the last thread in archive and then copy paste the webms, just like I'm doing right now.

>> No.10476439

>>10473204
for anyone that somehow hasn't seen this webm before, the eel is dead. an eel is basically a giant muscle, and they have weird contractions when they die for a while.

>> No.10476458

>>10473693
who is this banger danger?

>> No.10476478

>>10471713
>crowding the mushrooms
>hasselback steak
Is this guy even a servantless cook?

>> No.10476513

>>10476433
horrorshow.webm

>> No.10476526

>>10475286
I thought that was literal shit on the plate at the start because of the terrible quality.

>> No.10476543
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>>10474839
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.10476718

>>10474866
>Mexican
>Actual chef
Nah

>> No.10476998
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>>10475067
Tfw I get the calculus joke

>> No.10477142

Funny how the eggman posting has actually stopped until r_the donald down and suddenly it's popular again with all egg autism. Coincidence with the return of jiro poster too.
What an absolute retardation.

>> No.10477187

>>10475286
no

>> No.10477197

>>10475370
>vender

>> No.10477205

>>10475909
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
kek
>proceeds to add in cheese anyway
double kek

>> No.10477223

>>10473378
WHERES THE MEAT?

>> No.10477236

>>10475713
MOST FACTORIES nowadays only have a few emplyees, they just probably went on a lunch or something

>> No.10477260
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>>10473858
He opened a restaurant in Manhattan recently... Everyone bashed it.

>> No.10477271
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>>10473858
Look at this masterpiece.

>> No.10477273

>>10473858

is that Pele?

>> No.10477281

>>10472498
Kek every time

>> No.10477285

>>10477271
what the shit is this??
why.. why is this fuckhead still around??

loved the webm filename tho

>> No.10477333

>>10475809
is there more?

>> No.10477336

>>10473522
He's a tryhard like you

>> No.10477375

>>10475418
this is the funniest webm that ever gets posted on this site.

>> No.10477402

>>10477271
based salt bae

>> No.10477403

>>10476415
>dunkin "food"
Absolute trash, worse than gas station microwave shit.

>> No.10477408
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>>10471859
>that filthy Indian eating eggs all the time
Video would've been perfect if it wasn't for that nasty bufty egg-eating poo.

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>> No.10477427

>>10475920
Your average day on /ck/

>> No.10477455

>>10477271
That looks nasty

>> No.10477522

>>10477410
Is this the new soy club?

>> No.10477538

>>10477410
I am curious as to why the girls facial expressions changed so quickly as If they were nervous. Was it the camera?

>> No.10477545

>>10477410
From such a height!

>> No.10477552

>>10475994
>leaving your place

>> No.10477553

>>10477538
>>Was it the camera
Of fucking course. What did you think happened? Someone switched on her remote-control vibrator?

>> No.10477612
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>>10477410

>> No.10477648
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>> No.10477680

>>10477223
stuffed into the grape leaves

>> No.10477694

>>10473905
>we eat our mistakes here

>> No.10477700
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>> No.10477702

>>10474866
shame they'll just end up dumping those onions all over an entire bag of potato chips with like twelve sauces

>> No.10477736

>>10477612
jesus christ do the japanese have manga about mixing drinks too? why couldn't they have won the war

>> No.10477771

>>10477736
There's manga about everything you can imagine about cooking. One of the most popular manga about food is about a guy traveling by train and trying out different bento boxes that they sell on the ride.

Manga and anime about food is very interesting in general because even though it might look outrageous while they cook the more popular series actual involves a lot of legit cooking. A friend of mine works as a chef at a really nice restaurant in Sweden and I showed him a couple of clips from Food Wars and he actually found them to be interesting and a lot of fun. He even tried out some of the recipes and considers putting them on a menu.

>> No.10477777
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>> No.10477788

>>10477777
czech'd

>> No.10477792

>>10477771
i got really into midnight diner when i still had netflix. maximum comfy

>> No.10477798

>>10477271

I am literally, spiritually, morally, ambiguously, sexually, and posthumously offended

>> No.10477885
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>>10471735

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>> No.10477954

>>10477934

>untoasted bun

Revolting!

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>> No.10477972

>>10477954
drama queen

>> No.10477973
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>>10477885
>Half a fucking cup of sugar

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>> No.10478012
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>>10478003
>>10477968

haha, okay buddy, you can stop now, we've all had our laugh, you can stop

STOP

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>>10478012
Oh please, go posts some frogs, or erect a shrine in name of jack. You don't know shit about cooking.

>> No.10478098
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Last one for the fans.

>> No.10478101

>>10474866
OR you could just buy a blender and be done with it.
seriously, why is he wasting his time chopping onions manually?

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>>10478098
fuck all this time i've wasted making chicken parms

>> No.10478152
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>>10478101
>blender
>not a chop-slam
getting rid of some stress at the same time, what's not to like?

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>>10477410
hehe new salt bae :)

>> No.10478190

>>10474936
He's cute. They don't make cute Chinese boys like him anymore.

>> No.10478191

>>10473204
This is kind of hot.

>> No.10478205

>>10478190
we can make one right now together if you want :)

>> No.10478220

>>10475286
>adds cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg
>adds allspice
Why on earth?

Anyway, the hotplate looks cool.

>> No.10478232

Does anyone have the sauce of young girl scooping ice cream and her lovE interest walks in

>> No.10478286

>>10478220
you know that allspice is just a kind berry. it's not all spices..

>> No.10478287

>>10478220
Allspice isn't a mix of spices you moron

>> No.10478296

>>10478286
of*

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allspice

>> No.10478318

>>10478286
>>10478287
>>10478296
> The name "allspice" was coined as early as 1621 by the English, who thought it combined the flavour of cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves.
>>>adds cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg
>>adds allspice
hmm. it turns out you're the idiots.

>> No.10478324

>>10478318
>Trusting 17th century english
>Being pleb enough to not tell the difference between the spice combo and allspice

You might be the retard after all boyo

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>>10478324

>> No.10478352

>>10478287
I can't remember the last time some anon started calling another retard, where it didn't turn out he was the idiot. It's almost a rule.

>> No.10478354

>>10473466
Just fuck off.

>> No.10478382

>>10477553
That's my fetish.

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>>10477410

>> No.10478414

>>10470695
Right? What is this, 2008?

>> No.10478439

>>10475286
>gets shot and silver spoons stolen by neighbour

>> No.10478441

>>10477934
I feel like if you replaced the ranch with anything else it'd be okay.

>> No.10478444

>>10473285
Fried greens in butter with bread?
I'd try it.

>> No.10478452

>>10473728
No, just look cool/sexy.

>> No.10478457

>>10471823
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
You go fuck yourself. Pes is awesome.

>> No.10478460

>>10478444
and now you already know how to make em

>> No.10478472

>>10478460
Depends. What's in those greens? Spinach and asparagus?

>> No.10478486

>>10474420
Ricemixing is part of the Jewish brainwashing regime

>> No.10478502

>>10478384
i fucking new it, someone would screencap her

>> No.10478506

>>10477777
dat tomato move

>> No.10478510

>>10478506
Yeah, I also think it's pretty clever.

>> No.10478514

>>10478506
>>10478510
this is reminding me how people are always first confused and then amazed when i don't chop all the way through the onion half on the first pass

>> No.10478523

>>10478472
I believe it's watercress.

>> No.10478524

>>10474379
Que?

>> No.10478531

>>10477538
because they realized they are stupid unsocialized cunts and they should not have pushed their glasses closer to the pouring dude, like cows pushing to exit the manger

>> No.10478554

>>10475286
>what do wakandans eat?
Nothing because it's not real, also famines

>> No.10478563

>>10478531
i always do that because i fear witnessing someone getting hot drink poured on their head

>> No.10478624

>>10475418
get a fucking pan bitch

>> No.10478628

>>10475370
>the soyboi taking a black one
Lmao

>> No.10478651

>>10477271
>Kraft singles

>> No.10478702
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wouldu

>> No.10478725

>>10475370
lol @ the soyboy

>> No.10478736
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>> No.10478748

>>10475909
this is the kind of food lardplanets eat a double portion of when they say they are eating healthy.

>> No.10478752

>>10473858
dude looks like hes rolling balls

>> No.10478797
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10478797

>>10477777
Checked
>Cream in a pesto

>> No.10478807

>>10478702
That looks fucking disgusting.

>> No.10478814
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10478814

>>10478052
>Starts with an obviously filthy pan
>Cheese sloppy thrown all around
>Pasta hanging off the edge of the plate

>> No.10478819

>>10478797
Ever tried it?

>> No.10478822

>>10478814
Shut up Ramsay, nobody respects you anymore since you went vegan.

>> No.10478826

>>10475286
So basically willcondoms eat the worst chunks of a lamb mixed with onions water and cabbage and then let a four-year-old play with all the spices in the spice cabinet.

This is fucking retarded delete this.

>> No.10478833
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>> No.10478837

>>10477648

Food poisoning aside, how can anyone eat undercooked chicken? The texture and flavor is much worse than cooked.

>> No.10478850

>>10478837
>The texture and flavor is much worse than cooked.
That's the main reason why most people don't eat it. It just isn't very appealing.

Belive it or not, despite the muh salmonella scare, rare chicken is no more or less risky than rare beef. All raw/rare meats are equally hospitable to bacteria. We just tend not to eat raw/rare poultry because it's not very pleasant to do so. There's a fascinating discussion of this in Modernist Cusine near the end of the first volume in the section on food safety & microbiology.

>> No.10478877

>>10471859
I should open one of these at my local flea market.

>> No.10478883

>>10477973
Probably less sugar than what goes into the sauce for restaurant chinese food.

>> No.10478903

>>10473858
>>>10473427
>>Not being able to make coke heads jizz their pants with your ribs before he puts your meat in his mouth
>Come on /ck/ are you even trying?
I love da face of maradona he is like have a orgasm

>> No.10478905

>>10478748
exactly. Thought the same.

>> No.10478906

>>10478736
I feel utterly ashamed of the fact that I want to slam the shit out of her from behind while she gorges herself.

>> No.10478920

>>10471713
I heard the person who ate this is still chewing it to this day.
Why do people make this shit anyways?

>> No.10478921

>>10477410
but how does he get the milk in the cups without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10478923

>>10471758
>get a load of this guy

>> No.10478950
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>> No.10478971

>>10478702
it's water and fucking yeast you goddamn hipster eurotrash retards

>> No.10478984
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>>10475909
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>Stop watching

>> No.10478988
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>> No.10479003

>>10471751
>not a single avocado

>> No.10479011

>>10473296
Why do retards believe that
moving = alive
and
It literally is disconnected from the brain, it cannot even feel pain if it wanted to.

>> No.10479017

>>10478814
The rest of it is terrible but if you could rub two brain cells together you'd know that pan is "filthy" because of the fond from cooking the bacon and chicken

>> No.10479078

>>10474603
it'll slither right down your throat

>> No.10479099

>>10471713
>huge block of cream cheese

Stopped watching.

>> No.10479111

>>10474799
>>10477223
is that not a dish of sausages diagonally up from the dolmathes

>> No.10479143

>>10478003
watching this threw me into the most hardcore deja vu i've had in a while and now i'm not sure i actually exist

>> No.10479167

>>10475951
The mcrib is back

>> No.10479176

>>10478906
Fucking cute fat chicks is fun, but so's driving fast cars way over the speed limit.

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>> No.10479673

>>10473204
Dead or not, asians are fucked in the head for enjoying shit like this so much.

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10479862

>>10471145
>not sure if handicap or just clowning for the customers

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>> No.10480128

>>10471859
this webm was here for ages, what is with the eggfort comments? what changed?

>> No.10480169
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>>10480128
anons are trying to create memes that always ends up going away eventually. that's my guess, anyway.

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>>10471827

>> No.10480572
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10480572

>>10478950
My 600 Pound Life is fascinating.

>> No.10480577
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10480577

>>10479003
Be careful what you wish for?

>> No.10480583

>>10479569
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>> No.10480584
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10480584

>>10479261
A nice classic meme.

>> No.10480666

>>10477973
not to mention the sugar that is in the ketchup. it's a pretty shitty "chinese" dish, my guess would be that they over did the sugar because they wanted a thicker and stickier sauce, reduce that ketchup sugar water a bit and it would be nice and sticky. if a non-retarded person was going to make that (they wouldn't) they would cut the sugar at least in half and just use a bit of corn starch to thicken that bitch up.

>> No.10480783

>>10478833

I wish that was me.

>> No.10480794

>>10478833
The eggs are not for eating
this is fertilization of fish eggs
Why do you think they later had the male fish jizzing over the eggs

>> No.10480898

>>10480572
you're killing him!

>> No.10480905

>>10476433
Jesus I knew Americans couldn't make pizza but this just takes it to a whole other level.

>> No.10480907
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10480907

>>10479862
hold on a second...

>> No.10480948

>>10478988
>tfw it's actually real

God damn, how did they let Ramsay get away with filming something they regularly kill other people over? Even if their identities were kept secret, anyone could locate their lab now.

>> No.10480991

>>10477648
I've seen this so many times, but can someone actually explain this?

>> No.10481008

>>10477934
Why not just place the cheddar mixture on top of the burger

>> No.10481036

>>10480577
Nothing says bad business man like opening up a fad restaurant

>> No.10481054
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10481054

>>10480991
its jack, he likes his meat T H I C C and juicy. also, he is a retard.

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