/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10483434]

How feasible is a stash of beef jerky as a protein supply for when SHTF? When would it go bad?

[Anonymous No.10483437]

>>10483434
there are better options

[Anonymous No.10483496]

>>10483437
>Textured Vegetable Protein is a highly nutritious soy product.

[Anonymous No.10483522]

>>10483434
Hardtack and pemmican are more advisable for longterm food storage.

[Anonymous No.10483529]

>>10483434
>SHTF
That whole "shtf" is retarded LARP from one of the most neckbeard-engorged boards.

[Anonymous No.10483538]

>>10483496
>giving a shit about being a mantittied soyboy when the cities are burning and people are being shot for the last can of beans in a looted supermarket
Get your priorities in order

[Anonymous No.10483969]

>>10483529
>Not having some canned food and dried stores in case of disaster, man made or natural

It's like you want to starve

[Anonymous No.10484043]

>>10483538
>he thinks he can repopulate the earth with his gynecomastia and shriveled testicles

[Anonymous No.10484070]

>>10483434
not feasible. very quickly.

[Anonymous No.10484184]

>>10484043
>not having his handy wife's boyfriend to repopulate the earth for him
i shig dig

[Anonymous No.10484302]

>>10483529
It wasn't a LARP in Houston, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10484663]

>>10484043
>gynecomastia and shriveled testicles
I don't think you know what I word means

[Anonymous No.10484714]

Store bought jerky lasts about a year or two so long as it's in an airtight container or unopened bag

home made jerky only lasts about 3 months, longer if you freeze it.

[Anonymous No.10484734]

>>10484302
yes it was. Dumb niggers not leaving when told isn't a disaster its every day life

[Anonymous No.10484743]

>>10483434
Jerky doesn't seem worth it unless you have access to a lot of cheap cheap cuts that nobody typically uses

And honestly, you should learn how to raise livestock instead of just learning how to make jerky
What's the point of learning how to cook a specific thing if there isn't any more of the ingredients to make it

start off with chickens and maybe get some goats

[Anonymous No.10484753]

>>10484663
Good point. It would be strange for someone to have both conditions at once.

Gyno would imply excess estrogen. Testicular atrophy would imply an excess of testosterone from an outside source, like taking anabolic steroids. Most people aren't aware that it's an excess of testosterone that shrinks a man's nuts, given that testosterone works on a negative feedback cycle. Too much test? Body tells the nuts to stop making more, and that's what makes them shrink.

[Anonymous No.10484757]

>>10483437
>*ruins your microwavable meat product*

[Anonymous No.10484762]

Honestly it depends on what kind of SHTF you're talking about, if you're just prepping for a limited time SHTF scenario(rioting, natural disaster, basically some event that will end and have normal services restored) you only need to think a few months in advance, you can probably live off stored items that long without any issue

if you're thinking long term SHTF like collapse of civilization kind of scenarios you have to be looking at long term sustainability more so than stored goods which no matter how well you prep will eventually run out or spoil, and should focus on things like livestock and growing food

[Anonymous No.10485332]

>>10484070
This. I had a pack from Costco that went bad in about two months. Fuzzy green mold all over.

>>10484734
>Dumb niggers
redundant

[Anonymous No.10486633]

>>10483529

Greetings from Puerto Rico.