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There's absolutely nothing wrong with this pizza.

>> No.10500812

>>10500780
you're 100% incorrect and you know this

>> No.10500828

>>10500780
it all fell off when he picked it up

>> No.10500836

theres plenty wrong
1. this is supposed to be "thin crust"
2. clearly shitty quality cheese if the pizza is that greasy, meatballs alone shouldn't do that
3. its very obviously undercooked, look at the crust
4. its fucking falling apart

it's frozen pizza tier

>> No.10501336

>>10500836
Gordon was just a bully to the poor migrant owner.

>> No.10501400

>>10500780
Where is the pineapple??

>> No.10501457

>>10500780
IT'S FOCKING ROW

>> No.10501531

>>10500828
yeah that's because you're supposed to let it sit for a few minutes so the cheese congeals
literally anybody who's not a retard that's eaten a fresh pizza before (as in, one that didn't take half an hour to get from the pizza place to your house) could tell you this

>> No.10501585
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10501585

>>10501531
>you're supposed to eat it cold duh

>> No.10502805

>>10500836
>it's frozen pizza tier
Funny thing is Gordon did a taste test between his pizza, a popular pizzeria and frozen, and even the frozen pizza won. Don't insult frozen pizzas by lumping this garbage with them.

>> No.10502854

>>10500780

Fuck off back to your containment board.

>> No.10502908

>>10500780
it wasn't great but it didn't look bad

>> No.10502949 [DELETED] 
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10502949

>that feel when you eat toasted bread with salted tomatoes, mayo, mozarella, ham and avocado, but the abrasiveness of the toast and the acidity of the tomatoe irritates your skin and the outer layer of skin on the top of your mouths sloughs off and you try to rip the shreds of skin of with your tongue and then eating hurts for the next two days

>> No.10502961

>>10501585
Yeah, just like letting red meat rest means eating it cold.

>> No.10502971

>>10502805
Evidence or it didn't happen.

>> No.10502975

>>10500780
Well for a starter it's raw, just fucking look at it
Do americans really think this is acceptable?

>> No.10502998

>>10502975
OBBSESSED

>> No.10503006

>>10502998
your fat is showing

>> No.10503012

>>10503006
You're fat too.

>> No.10503018

>>10502971
watch the fucking episode

>> No.10503020

>>10502971
It happens later on in the episode. He did it to illustrate to him just how awful his pizza is that random people on the street would rather eat mass-produced frozen pizza.

>> No.10503034

>>10503012
no, try again.

>> No.10503037

Well, that place is run-of-the-mill overpriced "New York style" now, so I hope you're all happy.

>> No.10503040

>>10502961
cold meat lmao

>> No.10503087

>>10502805
Do you mean Gordon's own pizza, or the pizza by the guy in the pic

>> No.10503233

>>10500812
this is true and that pizza is horrid but a sloppy wet undercooked pizza is exactly what hits the spot when you're wasted and makes for better leftovers since it's essentially par-baked so when you pop it in the toaster oven it gets actually completely done

but all that said, that pizza is horrendous

>> No.10503299

>>10503233
>that said

reddit has arrived

>> No.10503975

>>10503018
>>10503020
You mean they only edited in the parts where people said the frozen was better. Or they just paid people to say that

How are you people so retarded when it comes needs to basic bitch TV production

>> No.10505124

>>10500780
The dough was raw.

>> No.10505139

>>10505124
No it wasn't. It was thoroughly cooked but still soft and fluffy. It's literally the perfect texture.

>> No.10505152

>>10505124
im with >>10505139

the problem is that there's just too much dough and too much cheese, so even if the crust is good there's just too much weight to hold up and too much oil from the cheese that makes it soggy

>>10503299
Why Are Americans Triggered By Common Expressions?

>> No.10505178

>>10500812
fpbp
looks like there's nothing right with OPs pizza.

>> No.10505358
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10505358

fly overs defintion of "great pizza"

>> No.10505501

Why is it so fucking huge tho?

>> No.10505502

>>10503975
autism