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>wake up
>remember that marijuana edibles are illegal in my state

>> No.10514391

>wake up
>remember that marijuana edibles are illegal in my state
>eat a pot brownie to make myself feel better

>> No.10514398

BUT AT LEAST I'M AN AMERICAN

>> No.10514400

>>10514368
>Wake up
>Remember that edibles are legal in my state
>Have 80mg of weed soda sitting at home waiting to get me high all weekend

>> No.10514404 [DELETED] 
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10514404

>wake up
>remember that shillary lost

>> No.10514405

>>10514368
>WAKE UP
> GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP (MAKEUP)

>> No.10514411
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10514411

>wake up
>remember that there will never be munchy boxes in my country and even if there were they would be expensive af

>> No.10514414
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10514414

>wake up
>le dude weed hahhaha lmao
>le trump memes

>> No.10514422

>wake up
>reddit on the lose again

>> No.10514426
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>>10514422
he‘s fresh blood since april 8th, cut him slack, yo.

>> No.10514432

>>10514368
Michigan's gonna have it on the ballot this November.

>> No.10514435
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10514435

>>10514368

>Being over 18 years old, and still smoking weed.

>> No.10514543
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10514543

>wake up
>remember I was born and raised in the greatest country in the world
>salute the greatest flag and prepare to exercise my constitutional rights for the day

>> No.10514709

>>10514368
>wake up
>remember that my dealer isn't going to be done work until 430
>have to wait another half hour after that so that I don't bug him
>can't browse /ck/ after because coke kills appetite

Life is suffering.

>> No.10514737

>>10514543
god bless the U.S.

>> No.10514823

>>10514398
Without foreskin and with a fucking college debt that you will finish to pay on january 2042.

>> No.10514867

>>10514368
AWOO

>> No.10515017

DUDE

>> No.10515030

>>10514823
>choosing a meme degree that will leave you unemployed and suffocated by crippling debt
That's your fault, not America's.

>> No.10515056

>>10514435
Yeah, you should be smoking crack behind a dumpster by now. Or drinking your life away.


Unless he’s wasting his life smoking weed all day there isn’t anything wrong with partaking. It’s when it becomes your life that it’s bad.

>> No.10515074

>>10514543
>get shot

>> No.10515120

>can buy weed at store
>but local health authority bans edibles

>> No.10515126 [DELETED] 

>this garbage stays
>my boy terry nets me a ban
What did soymods mean by this?

>> No.10515148

>>10515126
Stop ban evading

>> No.10515151 [DELETED] 

>>10515148
I got a 1 day ban which was lifted today at 11am europoor time.

>> No.10515153

>>10514368
DUDE

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10515159

>wake up
>remember I'm still alive

>> No.10515161

>>10515120
I feel you that that sucks, but you can cook edibles yourself, even though pre-made would be nice, and what if someone's kid picks it up and obviously a kid will eat a brownie of sucker or whatever.

>> No.10515162

>>10515074
unironically had a giggle

>> No.10515163

>>10515151
Prove it with a screencap.

>> No.10515172

>>10515161
>what if someone's kid picks it up
It's their parents' fault for being retarded, you shouldn't punish everyone else for their bad parenting.

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>>10515163
based cia nigger mods

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10515178

>wake up
>weed is legal in my state
>edibles limited to 5mg each so not even worth eating

>> No.10515180

>>10514709
How often do you use? If you don't mind

>> No.10515183

>>10515175
Somehow I don't think the man is what got you banned.

>> No.10515193

>>10515172
This.
There are plenty of things which might hurt a kid yet they aren't illegal, nor should they be. What if a little kid picks up a razor blade? Drain cleaner? Daddy's chainsaw? Tide pods, Etc, etc.

And even if the kid did eat some edibles? Worst case scenario he/she is high as balls for a while. It's not like it would be life-threatening the way a similar incident with normal over-the-counter medications (or detergent pods) certainly might be.

>> No.10515201

>>10515178
So make your own foolio.

>> No.10515222

>>10515201
That's illegal, dipshit.

>> No.10515240

>>10515222
And that matters....why?
How are you possibly going to get caught unless you go around broadcasting the fact?

>> No.10515241

DUDE

>> No.10515252

>>10515241
WEED

>> No.10515269

>live in a state where weed is legal
>work a job I'd be fired from if I fail a random piss test
Eh weeds fun and all but I won't risk my livelihood over it.

>> No.10515271 [DELETED] 

>>10515183
>some meme flavour text is now a bannable offense
So, is this the power of neo 4chan moderation?

>> No.10515272

>>10515180
3-4 times a month.

>> No.10515289

>>10515269
Wagecuck on suicide watch detected.
I'm my own boss and I never, ever get drugged tested.

>> No.10515311
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>>10515271
Have you ever been stuck in a loop of being temp-banned over and over again, 'because of the length of your ban you may not appeal', presumably because a mod just hates your ass. It's not one of /ck/'s guys though. Some /co/mmie.

>> No.10515321

>>10515201
I do make my own but I wish the ones at the dispensary were good

>> No.10515362 [DELETED] 

>>10515311
Damn, that must suck. You have my condolences, anon. I‘ll quit my whining, since the mods are to busy wanking it to /v/ trap threads.

>> No.10515373

>>10515311
>Have you ever been stuck in a loop of being temp-banned over and over again, 'because of the length of your ban you may not appeal', presumably because a mod just hates your ass.
Yes.

>> No.10515401

>wake up
>remember that you live the the glorious Netherlands and that you still have 3 grams waiting for you downstairs.

>> No.10515404

>>10515401
3 grams of poppers

>> No.10516083

>>10514823
>Kid gets sick
>Take it to hospital
>NHS judge rules it has to be killed and I'm prohibited from taking it out of the hospital until it's starved to death several days later

>> No.10516095

>Wasting $50 worth of weed to get a gram's worth of high so you can post pictures of your siqq edibles for the normies to gawk at

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>>10514823
>Goldstein didn't even wait a day out of the womb to steal his dignity

>> No.10516283

>>10514543

the only exercise you get

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10516930

>wake up

>> No.10517717

>>10514400
I drank half that soda tonight. I'm high as fuck and it's awesome.

>> No.10518374

kys, druggie

>> No.10518388

Soymods getting butthurt. Top kek. Hits too close to home, my trap wanking redditors, eh?

>> No.10518401
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>>10518388
>when your vocabulary consists 80% of memes

>> No.10518404

>>10518388
>when your site consists of over 100% reddit
sad times indeed, my basedmodbro

>> No.10518405

>>10514435
I didn't even start smoking weed until 18/19.

>> No.10518411

>>10516095
I like the high from edibles more

>> No.10518422

>>10514400
>>10517717
How do you make weed soda?

>> No.10518425

>>10518422
Buy it

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>>10518425
You're a very helpful person

>> No.10518439

>>10518411
I'm the opposite, edibles just knock me the fuck out, i've got shit to do. I'd rather take a dab.

>> No.10518443

>>10518431
No one is making weed soda at home anon.

>> No.10518459

>>10518439
I dont indulge much, so when I do that's what I go for and make a day or night out of it

>> No.10518475

>>10514435
This but unironically, it's like being older than 22 and still going to clubs, absolutely pathetic.

>> No.10518482

>>10514368
I fucking hate you.

>> No.10518484

>>10518475
You're not even supposed to start smoking weed until you're in your 20's due to the brain still developing.


I see someone smoking weed at a younger age to be far more degenerate than a 25+ year old.

>> No.10518487

>>10518475
Why?

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>>10514368
>wake up
>remember that marijuana and all other drugs are detrimental to a person's health and finances, the person's family, as well as the community well-beings, and therefore haraam
>go to the local mosque to perform morning prayer with fellow sober and healthy men

>> No.10518593

>>10518567
Grab some fish and chips on your way to worship m8

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>wake up
>remember Burger King cancelled cheesy tots
>go back to sleep

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>wake up
>remember there's a State

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>>10518567
Alhamdulillah!

>> No.10518683

>wake up
>remember i have no breakfast foods
>have plenty of acceptable lunch foods
>starve until lunch time
2 more hours to go bros

>> No.10518717

>>10514368
>wake up
>have weed, but its illegal where i live
>always paranoid about being caught, when high

>> No.10518833

Weed is "lethal" and "very very toxic" in the UK. dunno why we don't just buy it from America where it's showing to be totally safe. Sigh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzMu2lzEdwE
Still have literally an ounce right in front of me and another ounce of vaped weed from which I'll make cannabutter. Feelsstonedman.

>> No.10518839

>>10514823
Is there a thread dogdicks won't shit up with their insecurities?

>> No.10518847

Only niggers do drugs!
Have fun getting shot by police.

>> No.10518853

>>10514411
>wake up
>remember that kebab and munch box salesmen don't exist here
>remember they are nasty people
>go back to sleep

>> No.10518862

>>10518593
Only during Ramadans my brother. No food allowed as soon as the morning call for prayer until the evening call for prayer. Ofc I will be partaking in healthier and more quintessentially British food like curry, samosa, pilau rice and dates.

Fish n chips during the other 11 months.

>> No.10519272

>>10518717
Do you smoke in the police station parking lot?

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>>10514823
>be american
>have to give a tip right after being born

>> No.10519777

>>10518839
Its weird but just dont reply.. theres always someone who will spam the thread with anteater dicks to try and prove how gr8 they are

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10519848

>wake up
>remember i dont start my banking career until mid may
>try to go back to sleep but feel so unproductive and lazy that I cant
I have 2 much time

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>>10519848
Shitpost more. It always helps me pass the time.

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>>10519777
Anteaters don't need dicks.

Also, I wish a mod would delete this drug /pol/ thread.