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WebM bread

Hard mode: no shitty /an/ webms
Insane mode: no eggs

>> No.10516515

>>10516505
Are you telling me that man does not use eggs in his pancake batter, or are you simply not trying very hard?

>> No.10516516

>no eggs

Kill yourself.

>> No.10516528

>>10516505
Even before he turned it over I had a feeling it would be waifu trash.

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>>10516505

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>>10516505
>no eggs
>used eggs on pancake
You already lost.

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>>10516505
Reimu? More like gay-poo!

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>>10516505
eaz

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>> No.10516745

>>10516687
Why do my loins stir at the sight of large black women

>> No.10516767

>>10516623
Eggs as an ingredient v eggs being visibly used v imaginary rules on a thread that will be filled with jack and webms of buzzfeed "cooking"

Cool thanks for letting me know I "lost" friend

>> No.10516769

>>10516738
It sucks that he has to cook all those eggs before he gets to leave.

>> No.10516772

>>10516738
>8 posts

>> No.10516784

>>10516535
>>10516769
>>10516772
Do you guys think he has a roof?

>> No.10516797

>>10516738
how does he put the oil back without looking?

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>>10516505
but do you have the one with the pancake version of my wife, Chino?

>> No.10516858

>>10516623
every chef worth his salt needs to have a chicken hairdryer in the kitchen

>> No.10516863

>>10516797
He's had this job since age 4. It's muscle memory at this point.

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Good. I require additional moving photographs of carbon based life forms preparing and/or ingesting food.

>> No.10517006

>>10516995
humans often put butter or some sort of spread on their toast before eating it, robotberg

>> No.10517014

>>10516738
he looks weirded out that he is being recorded.

What is that stuff he mixes into the eggs? Red onion and green chillies?

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>>10517006
I have eliminated the butter as it is detrimental to your... I mean our... people.

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>> No.10517038

>>10516535
>I've had better

Sasuke you fucking bitch, this is right up there with
>Yeah, sorry

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>> No.10517050

>>10516995
I love the pause before he eats it

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>>10516535
I fucking hate anime.

>> No.10517056

>>10517039
>>10517047
stop with the egg machines, we get it.One is enough bro

>> No.10517058

>>10517023
Nice, but you forgot the

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>>10516687
how can americans even do something so strange

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>>10517056
okay anon

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In honor of Avengers coming out.

>> No.10517216

>>10517093
Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.10517256

>>10516738
why does he add cocaine to the eggs?

>> No.10517267

>>10517101
Wakanda foh'ehhhvah

>> No.10517310

>>10517101
overdoing it on the spices with very similar flavor profiles (nutmeg, cardamom, cinnamon, allspice), but other than that, i'd eat the shit outta that. love me some lamb shanks

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>> No.10517334

>>10516738
can't leave a fort without breaking some eggs

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Absolutely
The
Licious

>> No.10517347

>>10517267
Do Americans Actually Believe Wakanda Exists?

>> No.10517350

>>10517339
wonder what the nutrition facts for one of these things is like

>> No.10517354
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>>10517350
>Nutrition Facts
Protein

>> No.10517357

>>10517350
not less than 1500 calories
300+% of recommended daily sodium

>> No.10517375

>>10517056
no way, these are great. each one was more impressive than the last.

>> No.10517395

>>10516995
lol who the fuck eats dry toast without making a scrunched up face?

>> No.10517406

>>10516995
why was this video made

how many levels of people did it go through who didn't think "wow, he literally looks like a robot, maybe we should coach him on how real people make and eat toast"

i get that he's probably some silver spoon fucker who has never had to make toast himself before that video but still, goddamn

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>> No.10517410

>>10517033
>>10517027
>>10517023
>>10517039
>>10517047
>>10517097
I can't wait until abortions start to look like this.

>> No.10517422

>>10517410
Careful with that edge my dude

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>> No.10517439

>>10517422
Careful with that egg my dude

>> No.10517482

>>10516738
tell me about the egg man.

>> No.10517486
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Egg?

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>> No.10517507

>>10517433
>food
>cooking
>no eggs

>>10517439
Niceme.me

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>>10517486

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>>10517511

>> No.10517517

>>10516623
tbqh he was copying some article that said it produced crispy chicken skin. He bought a new hairdrier purely for this and called bs on it from the get go.

>> No.10517526

>>10517497
I get that they want to preserve the shell as a container, but fucking hell, man.
Lay down some leaves or use a flat rock or SOMETHING.

>> No.10517527

>>10517526
Or cook it IN THE EGG SHELL.

>> No.10517534

>>10517527
Read the entire post before replying to it, genius.

>> No.10517555

>>10517489
>that fucking pizza cut
cmon alton

>> No.10517564

>>10516687
F

>> No.10517590

>>10517489
>that fucking ship wheel

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>> No.10517687

>>10517654
>she's now been tricked into multi level marketing

i was honestly sad when i saw that. at least she hasn't become a gay prostitute like chris chan.

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>> No.10517744

>>10517728
what a shit recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food

>> No.10517756

>>10516535
What the fuck

>> No.10517761

>>10516535
>Well, all I can do for you now is make you an egg.
what possible fucking situation

it also weirds me out how modern the technology in naruto has always been, why do they live in feudal era homes but have gas ranges and computers and shit

>> No.10517788

>>10517497
what kind of retard even came up with that idea

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>>10517788
Africans?

>> No.10517792

>>10517788
one that doesnt have access to proper cookware

>> No.10517795

>>10516767
You never specified any of this. You played yourself, fool.

>> No.10518125

>>10516995
I need the context here

>> No.10518144

>>10517347
some actually do

>> No.10518154

>>10517792
there are rocks all over the world

>> No.10518164

>>10518154
Fuck OFF racist!
>>>/pol/

>> No.10518194

>>10518164
Literally just find a flat rock my guy haha

>> No.10518198

>>10517339
There's absolutely no way that's a real thing people eat

>> No.10518204

>>10517497
So they just cook it on the dirt? What the actual fuck?

>> No.10518209

>>10518204
Africa!

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>> No.10518235

>>10517497

wakanda looks different from how i remember

>> No.10518239

>>10516738
how does he get out

>> No.10518242

>>10518216
Why?

>> No.10518245

>>10516995
is this the first time he is eating solid food?

>> No.10518248

>>10517021
>a new special formulation of ballistic gel to simulate the body of your average American

>> No.10518256

>>10518242
electrolytes

>> No.10518261

>>10517409
fuck the world

>> No.10518273

>>10517687
>at least she hasn't become a gay prostitute like chris chan.
this is one of the best new developmnets in christory. You do know we will see BJ/anal videos with chris sooner or later, right?

>> No.10518286

>>10518216
But how does it get out?

>> No.10518311

>>10517409
I dont get it, is the joke that they are all drinking bourbon?

>> No.10518320

>>10517347
yes, and some of us are in favor of bombing it
>>10517350
there's just a skull and crossbones

>> No.10518328

>>10518320
That's agrabah
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/18/republican-voters-bomb-agrabah-disney-aladdin-donald-trump

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>>10516849
everything for our wife chino

>> No.10518437

>>10516738
How?

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>> No.10518472

>>10516505
>>10518419
Do these taste burned?

>> No.10518473

>>10516738
How did he get in without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10518480 [DELETED] 

>>10516738
How get out no break eggs?

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>>10517744
>this post on every thread

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>> No.10518510

>>10518508
Holy shit. Is she using the batter as a heat shield when doing that?

>> No.10518522

>>10516505
Delicious flat Reimu

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>>10518154
>>10518194
Or use the FUCKING LEAVES THEY PUT IT ON AFTER COOKING IT.
Fucking hell.

>> No.10518555

>>10517021
Is this guy actually in control of where those bullets are ending up downrange? Looks a bit flat to me.

>> No.10518556

>>10517093
any actual name and recipe for theses?

>> No.10518561

>>10518311
I think the joke is that they are doing the comedy routine of a six-year-old but they are old enough to drink.

>> No.10518571

>>10518328
"Public Policy Polling also polled Democratic primary voters: only 19% of them said they would support bombing Agrabah"
So how is this supposed to make the Dems look any smarter than the Reps?
How many people on either side answered with "That's not a real place?" Was it fucking zero?

>> No.10518577

>>10518556
"Grand castella"
Tastewise very bland. It's all about the texture for these.

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>>10518125

>> No.10518685

>>10518665
>hello, Chad. Let's chat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hW2vhkCOFc

Things have come quite a ways since the PKDbot.

>> No.10518738

>>10517395
I do. Bread is best without anything on it.

>> No.10518793

>>10518738
not fuckin whitebread toast you weirdo

>> No.10518799

>>10516738
It's funny how he puts the pot of eggs on the fire after. It's almost cartoonish.

>> No.10518896

>>10518216
fucking american pussy fagots.

>> No.10518920

>>10517790
this mosquito eating shit is genius tho

>> No.10518929

>>10517790
Looks like they'd make some fine 'skeeto burgers

>> No.10518938

>>10518510
Standard practice in fast food where not everything comes pre-battered

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>>10517101
>ywn be a pre-colonial African kang eating shit like that and fucking your thicc harem while being rich as fuck from trade and safe from conquest because malaria kills any wh*toids who try to enter the heartland of your country

Just kill me now

>> No.10518963

>>10516535
I'm confused. Did edgy sasuke meet nonedgy itachi somehow?

Did itachi kill their mom so he could one day be their mom?

>> No.10518993

>>10517021
I hate people who shoot butter.

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>>10517409

>> No.10519050

>>10517406
He's literally autistic, that's why he's fuckings weird.

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>>10518273
A change from the same stale old Webms, Reddit replies and general American fast food rating bollocks would be a welcome for this boring fu/ck/ing hole.

>> No.10519065

>>10517497
>Animal Planet
Kek

>> No.10519086

>>10517728
Ewww, what the hell is this? It's like I went to a prison or something.

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>>10518273
Not to mention.

>> No.10519109

>>10519092
Society is broken.

>> No.10519119

>>10518552
>Touching other people's food with the same hand he touched money
Barbaric

>> No.10519124

>>10516626
based mung daal poster

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>>10519092
What a wild ride.
>tfw i saw his infected “pussy“

>> No.10519142

>>10517497
That white guy like

>yeah i can't wait to eat this literal dirt egg other cultures are so interesting

>> No.10519147

>>10517790
This is actually pretty awesome, all the world's cuisine is born of necessity

>> No.10519265

>>10517744
>Literally looks like fucking prison food

That's because it is. There's a bunch of videos like that showing them demonstrating prison meals by boiling ramen in coffee pots, then mixing it with ketchup, mayo, and tuna. Or other nasty shit like that

>> No.10519284

>>10518993
Me too

>> No.10519310

>>10518470
for u

>> No.10519311

>>10519092
this makes me wish we lived in sharia law

>> No.10519398

>>10517790
I wonder what a skeeter burger tastes like

>> No.10519525

>>10518555
He lives innawoods, it's totally safe.

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>>10519034

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>>10517023

That's definitely the shitty first-gen egg robot.

>> No.10519772

>>10517497
I hate how patronizing this whole thing is
the fucking egg is cooked in shit filled dirt and this guy is a okay with it... he could have told them to grab a slab of rock or something and just cook it in the sun or boil it but he just sits there waiting for his shit filled bite of dirt warm egg

>>10517526
>>10517534
why would you think they need to preserve the shell as a container? do these people look like the kind of people to use utensils let alone containers? they probably just grind the shell down for some ritual or some other retarded nigger shit

>> No.10519792

>>10519772
Eggs are used for underground water storage in places were large bird eggs are common and water isn't, don't be an ignorant nigger about the subject if you're gonna weigh in on it

>> No.10519814

>>10519792
>storing your presumably drinking water in egg shells
I threw up a little
I'm sorry I didn't think of that I'm obviously a bit too civilized to have come up with that idea mr nigger expert

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>>10518311
>Bourbon whiskey
>Tennessee sour mash whiskey
>isn't whiskey

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>>10519814
>too civilized to make an informed statement on something your discussing
>but not so civilized you won't resort to petty passive aggressive bullshit when you get called out for being uninformed

>> No.10519863

>>10518216
This is great.

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>>10519839
>sweetened potato chips

>> No.10519896

>>10519862
>wasting your worthless time learning worthless trivia so you can "call out" others online
this isn't the mensa forum nigger
don't ever reply to my posts again

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Eggs?

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>>10519896
If you think learning is stupid, than you're stupid. If you like being stupid, have fun with it. I don't.

>> No.10519932

>>10519917
meanwhile I have a tested iq in the top 96th percentile and you're wasting your time learning about niggers preparing eggs out in bumfuck africa
>b-but u stoopid
lmao eat my shit

>> No.10519935

>>10518498
This entire thread is the same post on every thread.

>> No.10519965

>>10517058
the what
THE WHAT

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>>10519932
>meanwhile I have a tested iq in the top 96th percentile
I sent one of the drones from my private fleet to take this picture of you right now, don't know how you afforded the monkey, must have been from what a good job you have being SO smart and all

>> No.10519980

>>10519932
Cool story bro. Is that why you can't capitalize for shit?

>> No.10519989

>>10519092
Did he lose a bet or something?

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>>10519935
Can't tell if disabled or clowning for the customers.

>> No.10520012

>>10519970
>it took you ten whole minutes to come up with this
lol

>>10519980
>he thinks grammar consistency on this shit hole is any feasible measure of intelligence
I find it very amusing that the both of you quickly opt to not believe that someone who statistically isn't even that uncommon because you're so insecure
adorable :)

>> No.10520017

>>10518510
no, this is santeria
best not anger mamae... she can make you put your head into the boiling oil willingly

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>>10520012
I find the stilted structure of your sentence to be more reminiscent of an ESL speaker than someone even participating in IQ tests. I imagine it took you 8 minutes to translate that pajeet :^)

>> No.10520050

>>10520022
I admit that sentence is fucked but that doesn't matter since you've already confirmed my suspicion
I am your superior

>> No.10520054

>>10520022
actually looking at it again I only see one missing word, disregard my previous statement
eat shit

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Can you two faggots take your lover's quarrel back to FB or whatever? This is COOKING and FOOD.

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>>10520050
It doesn't matter how smart you are if you're too dumb to recognize that how you present yourself is how you'll be perceived, and you don't present yourself as any kind of superior.

You only see one missing word but you don't recognize how poorly the sentence flows even with that included, because English is as foreign to you as accepting when you don't know about something and somebody else clearly does, which is where this whole shitshow streamed out of in the first place.

>>10520059
You're right anon, have a recipe.

>> No.10520078
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>>10520059
Hell, have another even.

>> No.10520083
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>>10520078
>>10520072
Why aren't these webms moving?

>> No.10520093
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>>10520083
Because I forgot what thread I'm in and I don't have any food webms saved. I'll just go.

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>>10519993

>> No.10520177

>>10517027
OvO what's this?

>> No.10520198
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>>10517486

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>>10520254
jesus that's to much butter

>> No.10520263

>>10520254
America was a mistake

>> No.10520264

>>10520083
the samaria has awoken

>> No.10520269

>>10520254

That looks so awful, but I still really want to try it. Too bad they only have that in flyover country. [spoiled]Rationally, I know that if it was good some hipster in Brooklyn would be doing it by now.[/spoiled]

>> No.10520274
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>>10520254
i cant imagine this much butter actually tastes good

>> No.10520285

>>10520269
>if it was good some hipster in Brooklyn would be doing it by now
It's too greasy and there's no avocado involved. It's probably delicious but no Brooklyn hipster would touch this in fear of getting too fat to peddle their fixie around.

>> No.10520287

>>10519932
I can't believe how much you doubled down after getting rekt.

>> No.10520288
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>>10520269
Here, this food is more appealing for coasties like you.

>> No.10520292

>>10520110
We should do webm thread jeopardy. Post a reply and guess the corresponding webm it's associated with.

>> No.10520304

>>10520254
Sure, this looks excessive, but go to a fancy steak place and they'll slap a giant thing of butter on top too.

>> No.10520311
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>> No.10520316

>>10519311
>this makes me wish we lived in sharia law
Lel, there's no country that does as many sex reassignment surgeries as Iran.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender_rights_in_Iran

>> No.10520323

>>10519839
Wouldn't those be crisps in London?

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>>10518419
>when you just want some fucking pancakes but the faggot in the kitchen wants to make a gay ass picture, so the texture of them is awful and the flavor sucks too and now you have to eat a shitty fag picture that's barely food any more

>> No.10520359
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>>10520285
>tfw flyovers are such fatasses they literally make fun of people for not being obese and getting exercise

>> No.10520388

>>10519839
>Does England actually do this?

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>>10516535

>> No.10520559

>>10516738
This is actually pretty good, not cringe at all

>> No.10520622

>>10518508
what the fuck

>> No.10520678

>>10520359
t. effeminate faggot

>> No.10520765
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>>10517489
>that pizza cutting at the end

>> No.10520808

>>10517555
>>10520765
What's wrong with it? Some people like smaller slices and some like bigger.

>> No.10520924

>>10520288
Are you trying to seduce me Mr Tea

>> No.10521019

>>10516738
Though I may have come here just to see this, you're still a faggot for playing on casual.

>> No.10521046

>>10516995
>>10518665
>why are you laughing, old timer?

>> No.10521053
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>> No.10521068

>>10521053

The balloons were stupid, but that was still the best Chef's Table because of the whole tongue cancer story arc.

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>>10516535
anime is so gay holy shit

>> No.10521228

>>10520289
I wanna slap around her fat jewish titties after eating avocados

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>>10517728

>> No.10521272

>>10521068
Alex Atala's was my favorite. I love his intensity and his broken English

>> No.10521295

>>10516528
Reimu is NOT trash

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>>10520110
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10521299

>>10516535
Jesus Christ Japan, it's just eggs

>> No.10521307

>>10516505
kys weeb

>> No.10521312

>>10516738
how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10521314

>>10519965
The PICKLESSSS

>> No.10521329

>>10519612
I still don't understand where the bottom yellow thingy comes from

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>>10520288

>> No.10521368

>>10518286
haha I get it XD

>> No.10521414

>>10518470
>american ""inventions""

>> No.10521481
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>>10520765
Were it not for the laws of this land I would have killed you.

>> No.10521484

>>10521481
Based Alton

>> No.10521529

>>10521481
alton brown needs to be stopped but can this man even be stopped

>> No.10521535

>>10521481
sabers are basically katanas

>> No.10521539

>>10517507
You must be new here.

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>>10516505

>> No.10521549

>>10519980
Spelling and capitalizing things has nothing to do with IQ.

>> No.10521551

>>10518571
>So how is this supposed to make the Dems look any smarter than the Reps?

because 30 is bigger than 19

>> No.10521577

>>10521535
sabers are intended for poking and slashing with the tip while katanas are meant for slicing with the whole length of the blade

>>10518571
>>10521551
>>10518328
>>10518320
i think the moral here is not that any particular wing is smart or not, but that americans as a whole are stupid regardless of their politics

>> No.10521583

>>10518963
its a dream

towards the end of the anime they made a shitload of dream episodes as filler

>> No.10521592

>>10519050
>He's literally autistic
i can see that. but why are so many wealthy americans like this? is it homeschooling?

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>>10521592
Autism often gives a person the focus and drive to do one thing extremely well.

>> No.10521631

>>10521597
are you insinuating that zuckerberg has any kind of talent or skill because he didn't develop facebook's software and stole the idea from harvard's literal Face Book

>> No.10521674

>>10517497
mmm yes fine bottle of dirt here
*sips*
very earthy mmm yes, hints of autumn I dare say

>> No.10521687

>>10521631
There were thousands of school based social networks at the time, many of them made the creators millionaires, but out of all these people, only one was able to take over.

>> No.10521693

>>10518470
What episode is this from?

>> No.10521701

>>10521312
He just walks out the back you fucking retards.

>> No.10521721

>>10521687
it's dumb luck, just like for livejournal and myspace winning out over other blogging and band software

>> No.10521787

>>10518469
God that is like that coconut video. Fuck my nerves are all rattled.

>> No.10521847

>>10519863

Pretty sure that's from a show called Just for Laughs: gags.

It's shot in Québec if my memory serves

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>>10519906

>> No.10521860

>>10520254
I hate myself for watching this

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>>10520254
That's fucking gross.

>> No.10521908

>>10518555
Uses small grain/low power handgun rounds. Not super dangerous if there is a fair bit of distance.

>> No.10521926

>>10516738
how no break egg

>> No.10521933

>>10517023
What are these eggs being broken for?

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>> No.10521952

>>10517790
cooked in transformer oil
>thats why they have no power and all the meat gone off
>Not even serving it as a burger

>> No.10521955

>>10521933
Haha for real

>> No.10521958

>>10516535
>you have to eat ALL the eggs

>> No.10521964

>>10521952
if they had bread, they'd just eat the bread without mosquito

>> No.10521969

>>10520254
I hate that watching this does not make me disgusted, shocked or feel anything other than desire.
I eat too much butter goddamn.

>> No.10521987

>>10521933
It's so he can get out

>> No.10522007

>>10521936
>white people

>> No.10522010

>>10521964
There not living in the high desert the place looks great for growing food.
You have to be verry dumb to have to eat disease spreading insects when you can grow crops 12 months a year.
Outlawing DDT was a mistake.

>> No.10522019

>>10522007
i don't know of any other people to be competent enough to pull it off.

>> No.10522026

>>10522019
>literally no seasoning
>eating raw meat
White "people" are fucking disgusting.

>> No.10522038

>>10517517
It could all have been avoided by thinking for about two seconds.

>> No.10522041

>>10522026
i'm glad you will not be breeding with any of them then.

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>> No.10522085

>>10519932
Hahaha the fact that you believe you're smart is just precious, you very small man.

>> No.10522093

>>10522046
Doorknob guy's joy is palpable.

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>>10516767

>> No.10522102

>>10519124
/ourguy/

>> No.10522113

>>10517497
>claim Africa would have been a booming civilization if it wasn't for white colonialism
>village in this century still too dumb to even cook an egg on a hot flat rock

>> No.10522119

>>10516535
that was hilarious

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>> No.10522201

>>10521296
cocaine's a hellava drug.gif

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>>10522201

>> No.10522223

>>10522026
>I need spice to enjoy what I eat

Non-whites are strange """"""""""people""""""""""

>> No.10522233

>>10518963
gag animation that was included on a naruto video game

>> No.10522252

>>10516505
how's that possible.

>> No.10522315

>>10516769
you should see the whole video with the sad soul next to the egg king

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>>10522203
>it's fucking raw
Every time

>> No.10522349

>>10518498
Indeed. These threads have gotten so damn boring due to the repetition. I don't even bother making new webms anymore.

>> No.10522366

>>10522349
So you stopped doing the one thing that would actually fix them?

>> No.10522367

>>10522349
what's making it boring is the forced egg meme. it's worse than jack ever was.

>> No.10522373

>>10517101
that's way too many spices your just wasting them at that point.

>> No.10522386

>>10516738
>filename
nice

>>10518239
>>10521312
He can't get out without breaking them. That's why he has to cook them all before he can leave.

>> No.10522412

>>10519119
I bet your immune system is frail as fuck

>> No.10522464

>>10520254
keto diet = healthy diet

>> No.10522468

>>10520289
that place will be out of business in 5 years

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>tfw can't afford a skeeterburger

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>> No.10522537 [DELETED] 

>>10518552
Uses his dirty hand that touched the money and his pocket to pick up a cold stale chicken nugget.

>> No.10522546

>>10522479
>eats the sushi with chopsticks

>> No.10522547

>>10516623
was he trying to kill people?

>> No.10522565 [DELETED] 

>>10520254
I feel like eating that would give me a heart attack.

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>>10522026
>pours hot sauce on salad
I'm
>lightly sprinkles half a bottle of salt on overcooked spaghetti
Not
>squirts spicy ketchup on well done steak
Like
>literally shits in curry
Other
>cooks collard greens with a 50/50 lard ratio
Ypipo
>uses half the spice cabinet of shit that doesn't make sense together on a single crispy egg

>> No.10522581 [DELETED] 

>>10521936
Enjoy your stomach cancer.

>> No.10522614

>>10516738
I am kinda curious about something. It's been bothering me for a while but might as well ask here since this thread is up and you just posted this webm.

If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?

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>>10519772
>they probably just grind the shell down for some ritual or some other retarded nigger shit

>> No.10522689

>>10517761
>you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this

>> No.10522694

>>10516623
I always lose it when he sticks the hairdrier up it's ass

>> No.10522708

>>10522546
how else would you eat it, with a fork?

>> No.10522712

>>10517497
500 dollas white boi

>> No.10522728

>>10517486
no
you aren't allowed to ruin eggnog for me
those are my favorite 3 months

>> No.10522734

>>10521933
The eggpocalypse.

>> No.10522738

>>10522708
Your hand

>> No.10522742

>>10522738
and how is using your hand like a neanderthal superior to eating it with chopsticks?

>> No.10522746

>>10516528
Newfag

>> No.10522763

>>10522742
FIVE FINGERS, TWO STICKS BITCH!!!

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>>10522026
>Grilled with the heat of molten metal
>Raw
Here, have some bugs, tyrone, so you at least have brains in your stomach.

>> No.10522787

>>10522026
Blacks are the best at baitposting lmao

>> No.10522793

>>10517101
Can I get a rewrite of this recipe with the spices making sense, please? Cabbage+rice is a goat combo

>> No.10522797

>>10522787
>nogposts
>gets verbally shit on, which is predictable
>ha! baited
Must feel good that being yourself "baits" everyone into shitting on you in retaliation.

>> No.10522805

>>10522797
I'm not him fellow "white" "person"

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>>10518508

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>>10522805
("you")

>> No.10522834

>>10522787
How do you know it's someone black, huh? There are more races than black and white, you racist.

>> No.10522835

>>10519839
As an American, it's nice knowing the UK exists so I can point at it whenever someone says our food is bad

>> No.10522837

>>10516738

Fudd's second law of thermonucleonomics states that what goes in, must come out.

Yet, this man has clearly gone in and cannot come out. This is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE according to Fudd's law.

Therefore, this webm must have been doctored and should be discounted in its entirety.

>> No.10522845

>>10522464
That's not keto, you faggot, there's a disgusting carb-ridden bun around it.

>> No.10522853

>>10517728
>Black man
>Mayonnaise
faked

>> No.10522915

>>10522203
>>10522332
wait what he actually went to a coke lab?
that's kinda cool

>> No.10523080

>>10522853
Ehhh, 50/50. Black people either hate mayo and say shit like it's wypipo food, or they practically drink that shit with a crazy straw. The amount I've seen them order on a sandwich if appalling.

>> No.10523112

>>10522776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw

Glad i dont live in a third world country.

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>>10523112
Maybe it's really good.
Guess we'll never know.
Then again, in a way, they're eating their own blood.

>> No.10523507

>>10521936
>i want my steak blue
say no more

>> No.10523533

>>10522332
>you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.10523619

>>10520289

The funniest thing about this avocado craze is how it's making mexican crime gangs millions of dollars.

>> No.10523662
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>>10517409
Notice how the woman play with the bottle and the glass while the guy just talks a bit about how he always wanted to try whiskey and then just does his shot and it is satisfactory to him. Women regardless of culture are attention whores

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>>10519092
Remember folks this is who you side with when you vote democrat
He was with her

>> No.10523752

>>10519839
I really want to cum in that Asian chick I'll even eat loads of pinapple since I know she likes salty and sweet

>> No.10523763

>>10519932
96th percentile of what exactly?

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>>10520050
You really should get back to r/all kid this isn't a good place for you to be

>> No.10523786

>>10520289
>>10522193
What's that purple stuff?

>> No.10524385

>>10523777
Says the catposter

>> No.10524520

>>10519932
Yet here you are, shit posting on a Bruneian moving picture communication channel.

>> No.10524607

>>10523763
Of Zimbabwe probably.

>> No.10524619

>>10520269
>I really want to try it
You realize this is just like a burger but with a shitload of butter and apparently no mustard/ketchup. You could do it at home if you really wanna try it

>> No.10524904

>>10523507
>blue
i think you mean bleu

>> No.10525258

>>10521933
I think it's for egg whites and yolks that you can buy already separated at the store.

>> No.10525274

>>10517101
>Tomato paste
Yes. Put some american fruit in that African dish.

>> No.10525291

>>10520110
what arm thing homie

>> No.10525305

>>10519906
>Overcooked eggs
No thanks.

>> No.10525317

>>10520304
It's usually flavoured butter though. Also the fat from the butter helps tenderize the meat.

>> No.10525635

>>10519932
no one likes know it alls

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