/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10521445]

Gf brought this home a while back.

I'm home alone tonight and I'm hungry.

What am I in for

[Anonymous No.10521450]

>>10521445
ultimate meme pizza. let me know how it tastes. hope you used the self checkout when buying this so you didn't get bullied

[Anonymous No.10521451]

>>10521445
decent frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.10521452]

Why don't you stop posting?

[Anonymous No.10521456]

A pizza you goddamn faggot

[Anonymous No.10521460]

>>10521445
Cook it on a barbecue and greatness is the answer

[Anonymous No.10521463]

>>10521450
I fucking hate women so much.

[Anonymous No.10521464]

>>10521445
It's a frozen pizza. It'll be fine, dude. Just make it.

[Anonymous No.10521479]

you're in for a savage ass fucking OP. it will also fuck your mouth. screencap this post.

[Anonymous No.10521490]

>>10521460
a 'barbecue' isn't an appliance or device, it's called a grill

[Anonymous No.10521495]

>>10521445
A frozen pizza, what does it look like, dipshit?

[Anonymous No.10521499]

>>10521490
barbecue is a flavor, fool

[Anonymous No.10521601]

>>10521499
TECHNICALLY BARBECUE IS THE ACT OR RESULT OF HOT SMOKING FOOD, NOT A FLAVOR OR APPARATUS, TARDS.

>AUTISTIC SCREECHING.JPG

[Anonymous No.10521681]

>>10521450
Wow what a waste of time

turn based plebs should just kill themselves

[Anonymous No.10521690]

>>10521490
>anything not smoked
>bbq

smoke or die

[Anonymous No.10521708]

>>10521450
I don't even like JRPGs, but that's just cruel.

[Anonymous No.10521741]

What did you expect when you made this thread?

You're gonna get shitty replies while you eat an entire frozen pizza to yourself because your girlfriend is out with the bull tonight.

[Anonymous No.10521744]

>>10521490

[Anonymous No.10521748]

>>10521744
Fucking ipleb

[Anonymous No.10521757]

>>10521744
Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

[Anonymous No.10521763]

>>10521744
you are cancer

[Anonymous No.10521808]

>>10521445
>Not even homemade
OP, I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.10521827]

>>10521445
Garbage, not even square shaped like real Sicilian pie

[Anonymous No.10521843]

>>10521808

So, what went wrong in your childhood? Dad too strict?

Or maybe you're just resentful over having a kid that early and being stuck with her. Either way, you're doing neither of you two any favors by sticking with her.

Hopefully she'll just slip arsenic into your next meal and won't end up killing the kids and herself to get away from you.

God forbid she ever divorces you, you'll never see those kids again.

[Anonymous No.10521905]

>>10521843
Cucklord.

>Mfw having a vagina means you can't be a shitty person.

[Anonymous No.10521910]

>>10521445
They make it sound like having your tastebuds assaulted is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.10521913]

>>10521445
a frozen pizza, and some gay text message argument where she manipulates her into feeling bad for something she did

[Anonymous No.10521917]

>>10521905

I'm sorry you have had and are continuing to have a hard life. It must be such a burden going through all those mental gymnastics to convince yourself that it is always someone else's fault.

I'd tell you, again, to just leave her but you already know you would never get to see the kids again if you did.

Tell me, since you're obviously up for sharing, have you cheated on her yet? Must be chewing you up inside when she goes out for a drink, knowing she could be sleeping around on you.

[Anonymous No.10521930]

>>10521452
Haha for real

[Anonymous No.10521943]

>>10521917
Not the wife beater you're trollan.

Bitches can get hit just like men.

My bitch threatens to hit me all the time, I just tell her "Do you really want to be in a relationship where we settle shit with fists?" And she gets it.

There's a real issue of chicks thinking they can do whatever they want without any consequences. Life ain't like that. This ain't no hugbox, this is reality.

[Anonymous No.10521956]

OP here, oh man what happened to this thread

This got out of hand really fast lol

It was pretty average for a frozen pizza. It was kinda greasy. I wouldn't buy one myself.

The gf is at work, by the way. Or, I guess she's lying and getting railed by Jamal, Inc.

[Anonymous No.10521957]

>>10521499
>boston bitches

[Anonymous No.10521960]

>>10521956
Haha for real

[Anonymous No.10522309]

>>10521450
What grown man has a video game collection? And what self respecting man let's his cunt wife decide the stuff he gets to keep?

[Anonymous No.10522545]

That pizza is probably one thing I won't ever buy or eat unless a friend had already cooked it. Just on principle because of the box

[Anonymous No.10522646]

>>10521445
I went to whole foods on my cheat day (I'm a vegan) and they didn't even have 'vark sauce. My wifey and her bull were on a date so they stayed while I walked out in anger and played my Switch in her Prius until they were done. That was bad enough but then my Switch's battery died and the manager wouldn't even let me charge it there even though I was paying for their food. So I went home and bought the screamin' sicilian and went home! Luckily I still got my soylent in the fridge so I can enjoy my supreme pizza in peace. Oh, and have a selfie with the moustache too!

[Anonymous No.10522647]

>>10521445
no part of that packaging makes me want to eat whatever's inside. why can't americans into product packaging design, or visual design at all?

[Anonymous No.10522651]

>>10521445
this was definitely worth making a thread for

[Anonymous No.10522663]

>>10522309
>not having a small but naturally-grown video game collection of all the games you've casually bought over the span of a decade or so

[Anonymous No.10522665]

>>10521450
>not keeping up so the child can play them later
fucking cuck

[Anonymous No.10522713]

>>10521445
It's got faggot marketing, but is good frozen pizza.

Protip: tuck the punch out mustache from the back of the box between your penis and scrotum and then sexually assault someone with it.

[Anonymous No.10522910]

>>10521450
The saddest part of this image isn't that this so-called "man" sold his dignity and willfully castrated himself. It's that he sold it all for the pitiful sum that Gamestop would have given him. Those older final fantasy games with their packages intact could have easily fetched well over 70 dollars each to a collector. Hope the 20 bucks they gave you was worth it, faggot, you'll ALWAYS be a loser and your wife will always see you as such.

[Anonymous No.10523021]

>>10521445
Warm it up slightly, Probably 10 minutes on 150 degrees. Cut a hole in the box and fuck the mouth
Let us know how it worked.

[Anonymous No.10523026]

It's okay, but I still prefer digiorno.

[Anonymous No.10523152]

>>10521445
did you save at least half for your gf's bull?

[Anonymous No.10523172]

>>10521451
>decent frozen pizza
meh i find Wild Mike's to be better.

[Anonymous No.10523255]

>living together while unmarried

You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.10524096]

>>10521450
Holy shit literally a pussy whipped male!

[Anonymous No.10524264]

>>10521450
>playing games that aren't fifa and madden
lmao

[Anonymous No.10524282]

>>10521445
throw a little 'vark on it

[Anonymous No.10524301]

>>10523172
cheese was to greasy

[Anonymous No.10524420]

>>10521450
Wow he got like $40 for his life collection of games, good job

[Anonymous No.10524571]

>>10521445
Pretty mediocre, but the cardboard mustache is fun.

[Anonymous No.10524574]

>>10524571
if you're gay and like it tickling your taint while getting a tongue bath

[Anonymous No.10524659]

>>10524264
>fifa
yuropoor leave

[Anonymous No.10525079]

HAVE YOU HAD THE FINAL BOSS OF FROZEN PIZZA

[Anonymous No.10525091]

>>10525079
I'm certain a frozen pizza named after a mediocre Julia Roberts romcom is just tops. Thanks for the rec retard

[Anonymous No.10525101]

>>10521450
it's his fault for marrying such a terrible bitch

[Anonymous No.10525104]

>>10521445
>Assault your taste buds!

this can't be real

[Anonymous No.10525114]

>>10525079
>mystic
>pizza
oh I get it, fuck you. gay.

[Anonymous No.10525119]

>>10525079
> "CHEESE topped with CHEESE"
> 0g of that terrible fat that is dangerous.

Oh America.

[Anonymous No.10525128]

>>10521499
supports my theory that all women who drive jeeps are whores.

[Anonymous No.10525133]

>>10521843
It's a fucking copypasta, stop taking everything you read on the internets at face value, especially 4chan.

[Anonymous No.10525138]

>>10521445
Wow, the switch is so popular even pizza boxes are buying one.
>>10521450
This is the kind of shit test that evolves into her pushing for cuckoldry under the guise of "polyamory".

[Anonymous No.10525153]

>>10521450
You can see this photo was taking behind the gamestop counter, as it someone who works there took the shot. How has no one called this out yet.

[Anonymous No.10525155]

>>10525128
kek thats obscure

[Anonymous No.10525160]

>>10525138
>Your shitty video game collection is more important than a fulfilling and productive relationship with a female!
Great case for western civilization you fucking nerd

[Anonymous No.10525181]

>>10523172
This is the only acceptable answer.

[Anonymous No.10525186]

>>10521450
>Price is in pounds.
Yeah guy needs the money for his wife's son

[Anonymous No.10525187]

>>10525160
You don't need to be a spineless cuck to have a productive relationship. Quite the opposite really. Better hope she fucked someone of another race so he can find out early and move in with his life.

[Anonymous No.10525211]

>>10525160
>randomly demands you sell your shit becaus ereasons
>fulfilling and productive relationship

try telling her to sell her shoe collection and see how it ends lmao

[Anonymous No.10525364]

>>10521445
OP, you're not understanding what's really important. On the back there's a punch-out cardboard moustache for your face.

[Anonymous No.10525612]

Digiorno is the best frozen pizza bar none

[Anonymous No.10525616]

>>10522665
This is the worst part. They really cucked themselves. Ultimate money saver.

[Anonymous No.10525618]

>>10525153
you really think someone would do that anon? Just photoshop an image together to make incels mad on the internet? Get real.

[Anonymous No.10525654]

>>10521744
>bar•be•cue
>verb - cook (meat, fish or other food on a barbecue
How can the definition for the word contain the word itself?

[Anonymous No.10525664]

>>10525654
the definition is for the verb, it contains the noun barbecue. technically not the same word

[Anonymous No.10525665]

>>10521445
literally a soybox pizza.

[Anonymous No.10525678]

>>10522646
no need to try so hard kid

[Anonymous No.10525704]

>>10525665
Back you go

[Anonymous No.10525724]

>>10522309
>And what self respecting man let's his cunt wife decide the stuff he gets to keep?
an American

[Anonymous No.10525997]

Lol damn this place is #triggered

[Anonymous No.10526534]

>>10525724
Some advice for my fellow Americans:

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.10526549]

>>10525724
I dunno about other European countries, but I don't think I've seen any country's men more henpecked than Italy.

[Anonymous No.10526577]

>>10522309
>What grown man has a video game collection?
>says the faggot pretending to be superior to others while shitposting on a mongolian ice fishing forum
Reddit will be the second group against the wall.

[Anonymous No.10526639]

>>10522646
>vegan
>cheat day
>Wifey /bull
lmao the trollery

[Anonymous No.10526644]

>>10526534
Some women need that shit

[Anonymous No.10526648]

>>10521445
it's pretty good
got it on sale for three dollars, i sure as shit wouldn't pay the ten dollars or whatever the fuck the obscenely high regular price is though

[Anonymous No.10526649]

>>10526549
most eastern european countries have matriarchal family dynamics

[Anonymous No.10526679]

>>10524264
>being a 3rd world shitskin
They have internet in your favela Pedro?

[Anonymous No.10526697]

>>10524264
>not playing browser-based flash games from 2006

[Anonymous No.10527093]

>>10521490
>American grill autist is back

[Anonymous No.10528467]

>>10524264
>playing sports games when you could just go outside

[Anonymous No.10528694]

>>10528467
>having enough friends for pick-up games requiring 18-22 people
>having enough friends that both want to play and are capable of understanding the rules
>having flood lights so you can play at night
>having rain cover so you can play during storms
>having a heat source so you can play during winter
the argument you're making has never been good

[Anonymous No.10528707]

>>10526534
I don't think you're lying at all but you're still a piece of shit.

Does your method work? Unfortunately I know that it does. But not forever and you'll never be able to say "I'm a good person".

I know you'll say you don't care. I know you do.

[Anonymous No.10528716]

>>10525128
She's a whore because she gyrates her ass in the name of slight arousal and obvious comedy? You're such a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.10528719]

>>10528707
>responding to copypasta in earnest
stay pure

[Anonymous No.10528723]

>>10528716
she's a whore because she's sexing it up for the camera so faggots like you can get a half chub from her on the internet

[Anonymous No.10528725]

>>10528719
Sure thing. Didn't know it was copypasta. My post remains true.

[Anonymous No.10528729]

>>10528723
Little. Bitch.

[Anonymous No.10528732]

>>10528694
The point is you shouldn't be spending your time on fucking fifa. There are better sports games even.

[Anonymous No.10528736]

>>10528729
Enjoy licking out Jamal's salty leavings from every woman you can coax into the back of your van