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>> No.10525857

>>10525827
wow thats actually a really good idea way more hygienic

>> No.10525896
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>>10525827

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>>10525827
old but good

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>> No.10525943

>>10525910
stupid roasties moving their cups towards the waiter instead of letting him come to them... fucking cringe

>> No.10525952

>>10525931
mmm I love slightly melted plastic on my fries and chicken

>> No.10525959

>>10525896
are those pearls inside the oyster?

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>>10525925
>black hand chimps out for watermelon twice

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>>10525827

>> No.10526010

Does anyone have that one where the surly guy lives in an egg fort and can never leave unless he cooks all the eggs?

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the only monotaskers in my kitchen

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>>10525925
>$29.00

>> No.10526025

>>10525959
A bunch of them.

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>>10526010

>> No.10526045

>>10526036
Awh yeah that's the stuff

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>>10526011

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>>10525931
imagine all the BPA and estrogenic compounds!

>> No.10526061

>>10526010
>>10526036
The cancer killing /ck/ ladies and gentlemen

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>> No.10526078

>>10526061
there are more than just webm threads dude

>> No.10526079

>>10526036
how does he stay in there without hatching all the eggs?

>> No.10526084

>>10526068
more like people grazing

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>>10526062
>korean camgirl

>> No.10526091

>>10526061
>OC memes are somehow bad
wew
lad

>> No.10526097

>>10526062
>>10526069
This is depressing

>> No.10526098

>>10526036
Yup, that's an egg sandwich. Not sure why you felt the need to share this, or even record it in the first place.

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>>10526061
>getting shitter shattered over some memes

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>>10526091
not him but that egg meme has gone out of control. worse than jack

wew
lad

>> No.10526114

>>10526078
>>10526091
>b-but shitting where everyone else s-shits makes it o-ok

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>>10526036
Fuck that. Dude is touching food with his hands that are touching everything else. I know some of these places are third world or close to it, but fuck man it's modern times, get some fucking gloves. While your at it take a shower and clean your stall. Everything looks so grimey, like he's cooking in a gas station bathroom.

>> No.10526120

>>10526048
"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these."

>> No.10526133

>>10526062
>It's OK to eat like a pig as long as I film it and make other people entertained!

>> No.10526144

>>10526113
>one webm
>more powerful than multiple pictures of one guy

alpha egg fort

>> No.10526145

>>10525910
Is that La Parroquia?

>> No.10526150

>>10526145
Ayup

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>>10526144
for now perhaps... for now

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>> No.10526171

>>10526036
does he ever leave? I assume he would break all the eggs if he tried to leave, right?

>> No.10526178

>>10526155
medium-rare burgers are actually pretty good. more juicy and tasty that way.

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>> No.10526190

>>10525910
Why do some girls smile with only their top teeth exposed. It looks horrible.

>> No.10526200

>>10526190
It's probably the way her jaw/mouth was made, and it's cute, f*** off

>> No.10526202

>>10526190
I'm going to take the wild guess that its with the purpose of not ruining the lipstick

>> No.10526207

>>10526171
I first saw this like a week ago and he still hasn't left. Why would he want to leave?

>> No.10526209

>>10526068
The whiteness of this entire """banquet""" is nauseating to look at.

>> No.10526216

>>10526036
If I pulled him out would he die?

>> No.10526220

>>10526150
I haven't been there in a while. Are the franchises that started appearing across the state as good as the original or is it still only good for coffe and sweet bread?

>> No.10526232

>>10526220
>franchises
quality goes once a restaurant franchises. at that point its mass quantity over quality and greed.

>> No.10526240

>>10526232
Not necessarily, when's the last time you went to Chuck E. Cheese?

>the E is for Entertainment

>> No.10526252

>>10526240
about 20 years ago. it's a place for kids, dude.
prime example of franchising failure was popeyes chicken. when they had their original location it was awesome, then they franchised a shit-load of locations and it became gross.

>> No.10526261

>>10526252
Yeah, but the tradeoff is consistency. You can go to any McDonald's in America and it will be more ore less the same. And the roulette with locals can be anywhere from amazing to dogshit, so that's the one fallback that franchises have.

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>> No.10526279

>>10525969
Do South Americans really do this?

>> No.10526293

>>10525969
>That american size kid

>> No.10526300

>>10526261
I agree on that. my point is quality goes down if a business franchises. when it happens the focus of quality goes down because you have wagecucks putting your food together very sloppy and most wagecucks don't give a fuck. at that point it's not like a family business that wants to make everyone happy, its wagecucks who just put your food together not giving a fuck.

>> No.10526312

>>10526300
To be fair, I've only seen the franchises of the original webm in the same state, and only on 3 or 4 different locations. And as I was saying, the food was never out of the ordinary, the coffee and bread is what it's known for

>> No.10526327

>>10526300
To branch off, and then there are family businesses that made their name on simple recipes and good quality ingredients. Now you have 3rd or 4th generation owners trying to pull it off with Sysco bullshit ingredients and equally cut-corner methodology where it's like, why are these guys in business anymore? It's just sad at these old joints that used to be good.

>> No.10526346

>>10525943
You ok buddy?

>> No.10526354

>>10526293
Look up statistics on Mexico. Obesity is a huge problem over there. They drink Coke with most of their meals

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>>10526354

>> No.10526372

>>10526327
its exactly this. instead of quality, it's more quantity from some giant food distributor. in today's world its quantity and greed over quality. to much monopolys in today's world to have quality. it's like the shit at fast food places they call "white" meat is actually shit meat vs before it wasn't cheap ground up meat.

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>> No.10526430

>>10526011
It's like a visible physical manifestation of autism

>> No.10526437

>>10526216
It would be very painful

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supa food

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>>10526447

>> No.10526458

>>10525827
but how does he get out without breaking all of the eggs?

>> No.10526460

>>10526209
greeks arent white

>> No.10526461

>>10526178
I get my burgers med rare, that is definitely not med rare.

>> No.10526467

>>10526460
white is a dumb amalgamation that came about in the latter 20th century, just look up the term hyphen-american. Not that those hairy greek bastards aren't basically turkey now.

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>> No.10526484

>>10526220
I honestly haven tried them yet, im not from veracruz but here in tabasco there is one of those new franchises and i still have to visit it.
my wild guess would be that they are a average at best, nothing beats the original location I asume.

>> No.10526488

>>10526482
Just look at those dirt rockets blasting off.

>> No.10526508

>>10526036
Wow is he still there!?!

>> No.10526531

>>10526437
for the eggs

>> No.10526552

>>10526036
i've got a question, something's that always been bothering me every time this webm is posted, not sure why nobody has asked it yet. the man in that webm, you'll notice that he has a bunch of eggs around him, i can't tell exactly from the camera angle, but it's almost like he's completely surrounded by the eggs, so when he has to go home, i'm wondering how he manages to leave his stand since eggs are pretty fragile and he's got so many just surrounding him, it might be tricky to navigate or maybe move the eggs out of the way; how exactly does he leave without breaking any eggs

>> No.10526560

>>10526552
Is this like, a reddit thing?

>> No.10526600

>>10526178
>>10526155
>how to get parasites properly

>> No.10526622

>>10526272
a german delicacy

>> No.10526625

>>10526061
you're the reason it keeps getting posted, retard

>> No.10526630

>>10526178
burgers arent steak, you shouldnt undercook meat that has been ground up cause it will actually make you sick compared to doing it to a steak

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>> No.10526662

>>10526630
I've been eating med-rare burgers forever and I've never had so much as an upset stomach. I'm sorry you live in place where the meat is so maggot-ridden it has to be scorched to a crisp before it's safe for consumption.

>> No.10526669

>>10526272
lol i'm assuming this was supposed to be chocolate fondue or something? what the hell happened?

>> No.10526691

>>10526669
probably just seized up from getting too wet/warm

or its a chili fountain

>> No.10526750

>>10525952
You do? I cant imagine why anyone would like to eat plastic. Im not even sure a human can digest it and from what ive heard it can actually be dangerous to consume, atleast for animals. But i guess some people just like crazy things. Look at bungee jumping for example. I have no clue why you would want to throw yourself off a bridge like that.

>> No.10526828

>>10526036
>>10526531
Was getting trapped behind eggs part of this plan?

>> No.10526832

>>10526200
>>10526202
Bukkteef as fuuuuuck.

>> No.10526839

>>10526184
Jesus christ the cringe lol.

>> No.10526856

>>10526209
>sees something wrong with a civilized, tasteful gathering

feel free to deport yourself and/or stay out of white countries

>> No.10526935

>>10526630
The issue is on a steak, nearly all the bacteria is on the outside so it is fine to leave the middle under cooked. Ground beef takes all the bacteria and mixes it up. Supermarkets use tube meat to make ground beef and only god knows what is in that. A butchery will use left over cuts or older cuts that didnt sell and use fresh chuck or round to get the desired weight for the day. Since tables dont need to be cleaned from different cuts of beef, a lot of that blood and bacteria will remain on that table and still get all over that fresh cut chuck for ground beef which wont get killed off in under cooked hamburger.

t. former butcher

>> No.10527026

>>10526036
I dont know why this is funny, it's like that CIA scene /tv/ always laughing about

>> No.10527061

>>10525925
>food gets progressively better
I hate that about buffets. When you don't know what else they have you tend to first just pick something regular, only to find out there's good stuff further on and then you have to return the food you already took, if even possible.

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>>10525910

>> No.10527103

>>10525943
Go back to /r9k/ please.

>> No.10527125

>>10527061
You know this, yet you haven't learned to scout the entire range before you even pick up your plate?

>> No.10527143

>>10527125
When it's quiet like in the picture maybe,, but in reality it's always way too crowded to do that, with too little time.

>> No.10527145

>>10526115
If your cooking food that you won't be touching anymore after it goes in the pan, then you don't need to wear gloves as long as you've been washing your hands. But these Indian street vendors don't appear to hand washing stations or anywhere to wash their pans.

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>> No.10527188

>>10526011
>not knowing how to smoke proteins properly until the meat shreds itself

Huehuehuehue.mp3

>> No.10527191

>>10526048
Yeeeeeees! YEEEEEEEEEEES!

>> No.10527194

>>10526293
As fat as amerimutts are, mexico has more and fatter people.

>> No.10527196

>>10526641
When youre on snack duty for the battalion but also in the anti aircraft squad.

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>>10526641
They're always smoking.
I wonder what kind of while shit is in Chinese cigarettes.

>> No.10527220

>>10526048
Who made this?

>> No.10527225

>>10526114
That's one of the ideas behind toilets, yeah.

>> No.10527236

>>10527219
i think that's a injun

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>> No.10527247

>>10526036
I know that guy. His name is Salvitor Monilla. He lives in Colone.

>> No.10527251

>>10526279
yeah

>> No.10527253

>>10525931
How does he get out of there without breaking the french fries?

>> No.10527257

>>10526036
How out no break eggs?

>> No.10527261

>>10527238
I haven't laughed that hard in a while

>> No.10527265

>>10527261
Did I cured your depression now?

>> No.10527271

>>10527219
>while shit
wot

>> No.10527274

>>10526750
sarcasm asshole

>> No.10527289

>>10527274
What's so sarcastic about bungee jumping?

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>>10526069
WHY ARE THEY GREEN???

>> No.10527296

>>10527271
"vile" maybe?

>> No.10527301

>>10525983
Gooks are fucking inhuman.

>> No.10527309

>>10526272
is that actual shit?

>> No.10527313

>>10527289
never mind shitmage

>> No.10527315

>>10526669
>>10527309
some dumbass roastie probably just threw a few hershey bars in there and called it a day

>> No.10527322

>>10527293
yanks always overcook hard boiled eggs

>> No.10527325

>>10527309
No, just american 'food'

>> No.10527367

>>10526011
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MORPH

>> No.10527369

>>10526600
>beef
>parasite
american education...

>> No.10527415

>>10527325
>>10527369
LOLL

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>> No.10527485

>>10525925
Is that MrChiCity?

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>> No.10527491

>>10525931
Five Guys is Five Guys wherever you go.

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>> No.10527517

>>10527293
Highly overcooked. The sulfides in the eggs change color when overcooked. This causes the stinky smell and green color.

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>>10526091
>OC memes
>was a literal forced "filename meme" by some vedditor
>the webm is almost 2 years old now and the name has just been forced so hard it only became a meme within the past few months
>OC

Fuck off you stupid brain-dead faggot.

>> No.10527531
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>>10527522
As for proof, this is the first instance of the webm you can find on fireden (probably even earlier if they had a /ck/ archive). From fucking /v/, with the gay forced filename.

REMOVE VEDDIT

>> No.10527536

>>10527522
the slower boards have actual memes. the faster boards infect the entire planet with their "humor" so it's no longer an inside joke that you don't get, which is how the term was used on /b/ and places.
>i don't get it why is this funny
>get told to lurk moar
Now, a former first lady of the united states tried to do a rick roll. It's embarrassing, if everybody is in on the "in-joke" then it's not funny anymore.

>> No.10527554

>>10527536
It's mom tier reddit humor. It was funny the first couple of times it was posted back in 2016, it's no longer funny. You are beating a dead horse and then calling it "le funny original /ck/ content" (when it's not even exclusive to /ck/ as you can find it on /a/ and /v/ a lot). The joke died, so let it die.

The reason jack is still posted (which I also think is a damn shame in all fairness), is because he still makes videos, with fresh things to webm. There is no way to make this webm fresh.

>> No.10527555

>>10527488
damn that's efficient

>> No.10527560

>>10527177
He's so efficient and fast, better than my electric spice grinder.

>> No.10527562

>>10527522
>past few months
Fuck off.
Eggposting is way up lately but it's definitely not new.

>> No.10527566

>>10526366
What the fuck

>> No.10527570

>>10527562
Yeah that's the problem. Some newfags or just people with shitty humor saw it posted and then thought it was the funniest fucking thing in the world within the past few months and now spam it in every thread. It's just an old joke, it was funny before it's not so funny now, but it's still posted all over. It would be like if suddenly /b/ went and started posting about chocolate milk and pool's closed even though they haven't been relevant since 2006. It's just annoying and derails every single thread.

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>>10527177
How little would you have to know about cooking to think this was worth filming?

>> No.10527604

>>10527572
rosemary, heaven restores you in life

>> No.10527608

>>10527493
>>10527510

These were physically painful too watch.

>> No.10527617

>>10526184
>cheese is packaged with wood pulp
So what, it keeps it from sticking, doesn't it?

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>> No.10527628

>>10526062
Your average american woman

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>> No.10527632

>>10527628
lmfao

>> No.10527638

>>10527628
Not my America

>> No.10527643

>>10526184
Go on goy stop eat crap and consume natural healthy things like SOY

>> No.10527652

>>10526418
I really want a pork bun, I do not feel like a whole man.

>> No.10527663

>>10527369
>Talks about anyone's education
https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/taeniasis/gen_info/faqs.html

>> No.10527666

>>10527100
>I"-I think it's cooled now, c-can I have my coffee?"

>> No.10527672

>>10527628
she's a little underweight compared to most americans

>> No.10527691

>>10527628
Obsessed

>> No.10527697

>>10526346
>>10527103
Oy Vey

>> No.10527721

>>10527691
Seeething

>> No.10527775

>>10526048
Damn I miss the old /fit/

>> No.10527776

>>10527103
he's right though. the roasties fucked up by trying to serve their servant

>> No.10527778

>>10527253
I understand that reference

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It took years of research and countless lives lost, but we finally have the technology to cut one of those custard slices without all the fucking filling squeezing out the sides.

>> No.10527881

>>10527617
There was a lawsuit against walmart a few years ago stating there was more wood pulp than actual cheese in their grated cheese product, but yes, it keeps it from sticking

>> No.10527905

>>10526630
m8 I eat pork tartar on a weekly basis, stop being such a pussy and get an immune system.

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>>10525959
No it's dicks

>> No.10527960

>>10526447
>adding salt/pepper on top instead of mixing it with the meat
why do people do this?

>> No.10528009

>>10527219
it's safer than the air

>> No.10528013

>>10527783
Holy fucking shit! This happened in my life time.

>> No.10528021

>>10526011
i dont remember this scene from black panther

>> No.10528030

>>10526447
A classic American light snack

>> No.10528033

>>10525896
I've never opened oysters before but I know this fucking retard is doing it wrong and using the wrong instrument .

>> No.10528038

>>10526482
>I thought they were the tops of carrots
t. Andy Dwyer

>> No.10528044

>>10528033
nah it's just uncommon for chinese people to use any other knife besides their all purpose cck

>> No.10528045

>>10528030
The peppers make it healthy.

>> No.10528053

>>10525969
>tfw American fast food and junk food ruined Mexican cuisine
>tfw the only way to get good Mexican cuisine that isn't meme doritos or really nasty sugary shit is to eat at Mexican restaurants in America

>> No.10528061

>>10526272
>not enjoying a good chili fountain
>the absolute state of this board

>> No.10528066

>>10526184
>You should stop eating meat products, it's like, problematic. :)
>*gets e. coli from lettuce*

>> No.10528070

>>10526062
I love how fat people on YouTube pretend they're doing "challenges" as an excuse to eat an exorbitant amount of food.
>Haha shucks guys I only ate 7 tacos out of 15, tune in next week. :)
>*turns off the camera and eats the rest*

>> No.10528074

>>10526048
>Mr. Plinkett's Japanese Vacation

>> No.10528085

>>10526165
>Trying to baton a potato
This is an interesting meme synthesis

>> No.10528086

>>10527493
thats wifey material

>> No.10528092

>>10526450
>leaves the jar seal

Ugh

>> No.10528097

>>10526036
I love how, at the end of the clip, he places the big pot filled with eggs on the stove. It's almost cartoonish.

>> No.10528131

>>10525969
Might try that trick with the sour cream desu

>> No.10528153

>>10527666
>"NO! The coffee needs more dance!"

>> No.10528216
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>>10526036
>egg_guy

>> No.10528235

>>10527572
>wen u nut but she still suckin

>> No.10528264

>>10526190
its adorable

>> No.10528281

>>10526184
There's nothing wrong with any of these things except maybe the shrimp.

>> No.10528364 [DELETED] 

Lol what a douche. She didn't even buy the ice cream, she just gave a kid money.

>> No.10528370
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>> No.10528372

>>10527103
>>10526346
show tits

>> No.10528384

>>10526036
this clip is incomplete, and missing the autistic staring contest between the other egg guy and the cameraman next to the featured eggman

>> No.10528398

>>10528384
The only "staring contest" is between the regular shop owners trying to do their job and the jackass filming them without buying anything.

>> No.10528448

>>10525925
>that bucket of hash browns
Oh god, my fucking nips

>> No.10528469

>>10528398
t.the "regular" shop owner to the left

>> No.10528524

>>10526366
Is this why all the big junk food companies are pushing hard for illegal immigration?

>> No.10528575

>>10527493
where is this from looks raymond blanc pissed

>> No.10528618 [DELETED] 

>>10528216
is he cooking steaks or what?
fucking soyboy

>> No.10528646

>>10526048
They're supposed to be fucking boiled eggs, not scrambled.

>> No.10528648

>>10525952
I like soggy fries and breading!

>> No.10528674

>>10526036
watching this webm really begs a certain question

>> No.10528837

>>10526069
What size do you suppose that wedding bad is?

>> No.10528842
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>>10527783
Now you need to implement that technology in teeth, or knives, otherwise you'll still squish them when you take a bite. I swear those things are one big practical joke (but admittedly a tasty one).

>> No.10528849

>>10527177
>right on the fucking ground, mere inches from his filthy bare feet

>> No.10528874

has audio so couldn't post it here.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1525121598748.webm

>> No.10528876

>>10527560
The idea is not bad, if it wasn't just some big pebble and a piece of sidewalk. Just take two reasonably smooth stones and rub them together, like with a grain mill. A mortar & pestle might be nicer and all, but this is probably easier to clean and store.

>> No.10528879

>>10526279
no its mexico

>> No.10528885

>>10525910
For me, its Turkish coffee. The best coffee

>> No.10528904

>>10528874
>rare makes a cooking game

>> No.10528908

>>10526048
It's a BOWL of eggs, not a PLATE you NIGGER

>> No.10528919

>>10527697
Or /pol/, same backward shithole. Wherever your from, could you at least try to adapt and leave your primitive culture there? or just don't come here. Fucking migrants shitting up our nice board. It used to be so good here, until "they" came.

>> No.10528940

>>10525925
>it just kept getting better and better
Quality.

>> No.10528958

>>10526184
>cancer causing chemicals
is there a chemical that doesn't cause cancer these days ?

>> No.10528972

>>10526184
>thats messed up

>> No.10529001

>>10526091
It's not the meme that's the issue, it's seeing it every single fucking thread over and over and over and over and over and

>> No.10529019

>>10528919
>thinks racists and losers didn't use 4chan until recently

holy shit sempai, you aight???

>> No.10529028

>>10527301
Egads, FRIED BATTER!

>> No.10529037

>>10526184
That honey one is a lie tho

>> No.10529051

>>10526069
>simply sara is still alive
Truly a miracle of modern medicine

>> No.10529071
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10529071

>> No.10529073

>>10526366
dude points to 2 things, employee ignores his choice
wtf

also not to bad just a big thing of junk food...kept watching then the horror began...kill them, kill them all!

>> No.10529077

>>10529071
Hardcore Henri

>> No.10529101

>>10529071

That's a cool little station. Is that a French top or induction on the right?

>> No.10529116
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>>10527265
Hey, you didn't post that, faggot.

>> No.10529137

>>10527313
lmao you're such a giant faggot

>> No.10529146
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10529146

>>10529019
>it was always like this
That old tale again. Sure, they were here forever, but most of them they stuck to their own shitty boards. Now it's like Merkel herself invited them here.

>> No.10529159

>>10529071
this is pretty cool

>> No.10529164

>>10529146
shut the fuck up

>> No.10529168

>>10529164
Why? It's true.

>> No.10529177

>>10528919
/pol/ is a board of peace, we are fleeing persecution in our homelands and hope that you can accept out culture as we take over your neighborhoods and set up our sharia courts

>> No.10529178

>>10529168
I disagree

>> No.10529207

>>10529146

What the fuck are you talking about you fucking nigger?

>> No.10529228

>>10527881
What is woodpulp
How is it edible?

>> No.10529240

>>10528648
for a second I thought you said "soggy fries and breeding." That would be an odd combination.

>> No.10529263

>>10525925
Looks great but for $29?! Should be half that.

>> No.10529277
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>> No.10529283

>>10528919
buddy, do you know where you are lol

>> No.10529294

>>10529283
racists do not belong in 4chan.

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>>10529294
Nigger

>> No.10529338

>>10529294
what is wrong with racist?

>> No.10529344

>>10529294
that much I'll agree with
need to lock up that haterade -- yesterday

>> No.10529350
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>>10529325

>> No.10529353

>>10529344
>haterade
speak english nigger.

>> No.10529356

>>10529263
What I was thinking

>> No.10529358

>>10525931
>heart disease? what's that?

>> No.10529365

>>10529353
it's a brand name you simp

>> No.10529369

>>10526036
Imagine if this nigga got a nickle for everytime this webm was viewed.
He wouldn't have to be peddling eggs anymore

>> No.10529375

>>10526036
What's the bite sized morsel that nigga in the foreground eating?

>> No.10529383

>>10526669
Someone put water in it to thin it out. This is the result
From what I heard, you're supposed to put oil or something in

>> No.10529398

>>10527238
Columbus represent!

>> No.10529406

>>10528842
What am I looking at?

>> No.10529423

>>10529071
So this is what it's like working in a kitchen

>> No.10529436

>>10526184
of course it becomes slime when you blender the hell out of it you stupid commies

>> No.10529452

>>10528053
or know a mexican, that shouldnt be too hard

>> No.10529464

>>10527177
explosive_diarreah.webm

>> No.10529490

>>10526184
this triggeres the amerifat

>> No.10529497

>>10528370
I can't believe i havent tried lemon and watermelon yet

>> No.10529515

>>10529497
tajin has granulated lime, add that too.
i regularly eat cucumbers and jicama with lime, salt, tajin, and hot sauce

>> No.10529521
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10529521

>>10529515
Kettle chips too

>> No.10529533
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10529533

>>10526036
haha egg

>> No.10529538
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10529538

>>10527253
Very subtle

>> No.10529552

>>10526068
looks bland as fuck

>> No.10529555
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>>10526048
How does she get out of there without eating all the eggs?

>> No.10529562

>>10529552
>vegetarian
>looks bland
One day this will end up in Merriam-Webster.

>> No.10529567

>>10526184
I only agree with the honey. Most honey in stores taste terrible once you've had raw honey.

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10529584

>>10526036
ruh oh
>>10528696

>> No.10529592

>>10529584
see
>>10528699
>>10529150

>> No.10529593

>>10526048
>those dry ass eggs

>> No.10529600

>>10526184

>work at a grocery store
>see them grind beef trimmings multiple times daily
>70% of beef yadda yadda

?????

>> No.10529621

>>10528370

>every single mexican anything ever
>You want mexican candy? Pick a flavor. Lime, chile, or tamarindo. Or some combination of the three.

Seriously, all mexican candy is THOSE flavors.

>> No.10529629

>>10526036
Looking at the exif data, this was filmed yesterday. He's still stuck behind the eggs.

>> No.10529633
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>>10529621
modern candy is, the equivalents of american sour and gummy shit.
traditional candy is stuff made with plant roots, condensed milk, sugar, and different kind of fruit flavors, in weird little shapes sold in traditional candy stores.

>> No.10529639
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10529639

>>10529633

>> No.10529646

>>10526184
Bailey jay eating a burger at least gives this video some credibility.

>> No.10529648
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10529648

>>10529639
you see the little orange one in the bottom left? one f the best. i cant remember their name but theyre made of some stringy plant root and come in different fruit flavors/colors. very sweet and chewy.

>> No.10529651

>>10526184
A majority of these foods are using the left overs from animals. So you want us to stop using the shitty parts of animals and throw them away?. The rest are just bad parts of the food industry which is sadly done by companies to make the food look more appealing. The stupidest of them all is how Americans make eggs white which is just a waste.

>> No.10529657

>>10529648
i meant the orange one in THIS picture

>> No.10529662

>>10527177
It looks like he's pounding the tea with a huge, dry brick of poo.

>> No.10529667

>>10529538
>tfw fat balding foreigners nonchalantly film your breasts so often you just go with it

>> No.10529680

>>10529648
and these little fuckers have alcohol in them

>> No.10529684

>>10529667
>implying it's not the reason she gets sales

>> No.10529689
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10529689

>>10529680
forgot pic


heres link
http://www.ngenespanol.com/traveler/gastronomia/18/01/17/prueba-los-mejores-dulces-tipicos-de-puebla/

>> No.10529699

>>10529228
it's cellulose powder, which is derived from woodpulp
just fiber really

>> No.10529705

>>10529406
Not the poser but
" If you make a souffle to light it will collapse" - marco pierre white

I think that was the purpose of the webm but as to why they did that on heaps of different people no idea maybe it was to piss them off.

>> No.10529751

>>10529639
Those are pretty good, specially the ones with pecans , visited San Cristobal of something during christmas expecting to be hot and almost froze down there.

>> No.10529754

>>10529146
...you new here?

>> No.10529765 [DELETED] 

>>10529294
Racists have dominated 4chan since the beginning.
You can't just barge into somebody else's domain and start to dictate how they think or what they say.
Unless you're muslim. They're pretty good at that.

>> No.10529813

>>10529633
>>10529639
>>10529648
>>10529689
This reminds me when I used to go to la feria with my mommy and I'd steal candy from the stands. I was caught most of the time.

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>> No.10529858

>>10526184
Who is the cute chick at :11?
She looks vaguely familiar.

>> No.10529898

>>10529813
I remember going to ferias once a year, and the what I most was excited for was, pancakes, fries, and burgers( which of course were mostly tasteless and shit)
tho I was too poor so I only chose one thing.

>> No.10529920
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10529920

>>10529898
duuude. street pancakes with cajeta

>> No.10529931

>>10529920
too bad I could only afford to buy 1 or 2, but yeah that was glorious

>> No.10529981

>>10528919
don't talk about board culture when you're clearly painfully new. In fact, don't even post at all.

>> No.10530117

>>10529277
This is really fuckin cool thanks dude

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>> No.10530209

>>10526467
>white is a dumb amalgamation that came about in the latter 20th century,
Holy fucking shit nigger you're retarded
The first congress of the USA was a good century earlier and already mentions that only WHITES are citizens, it also obviously wasn't a new concept in any way.

>> No.10530441

>>10529667
She spits the the food at :17

>> No.10530494

>>10526048
how does she get out of there without eating all the eggs?

>> No.10530528

>>10526272
>when you get a single drop of water in your double-boiler

>> No.10530739

>>10529629
4chan strips exif

>> No.10530773

>>10525925
I almost cried cuz I thought the whole thing was just gonna be bread

>> No.10530811

>>10525943
>>10525910
>this is exactly what my mom does

>> No.10530856
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10530856

>>10527960

mixing salt into ground meat fucks with the proteins and changes the texture of the finished product. see image (the fucked up looking one was salted and then mixed into the meat).

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10531041

>>10526062

>> No.10531166

>>10527783
That's cool and all but how often do they have to sharpen the blade?

>> No.10531271

>>10530158
i dont think putting a vegetable that is mostly fats+lemon on your face is a good idea

>> No.10531277

>>10526184
Buzzfeed cancer.

>> No.10531451

>>10525931
mmm yes
i love extremely soggy fries

>> No.10531585

>>10526184
>>Hot dogs
>MEat trimmings
>Fat
>Cereal filler (bread crumbs, oatmeal, flour)
Literally absolutely nothing wrong with this. I expected it to be worse.

>> No.10531701

>>10527493
that's hot

>> No.10531745
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10531745

anyone got the one where they place a chicken inside a watermelon ?

>> No.10531904

>>10531745
I'll my chicken in your watermelon, if you know what I mean

>> No.10532085

>>10525943

Well he's not serving from the left anyway so...

>> No.10532092

>>10527510
I-is this fridgebro's room?

>> No.10532097

>>10527531
You retard that's not the first time you fag
That name is suggested after it is posted.
Surly king of the egg fort only renamed after it becomes a hit.

>> No.10532100

>>10527562
Eggposting wasn't new but it wasn't forced you retard
It died down until it's shitposted in every fucking thread like now.

>> No.10532357

>>10531585
Exactly what I thought. No one expects much from a hotdog anyway.

>> No.10532550

>>10528919
Stop /y/ning, baby.

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10532706

>>10528919
people actually fell for this bait
its supposed to be ironic you stupid queers

>> No.10532754

>>10529555
How could this webm be posted if the guy got a heart attack?

>> No.10532806

>>10529555
No, I fucking wouldn't.

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