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>> No.10540703

>>10540491
what the fuck is the point

>> No.10540731

>>10540703
they wanted to cure it, duh.

>> No.10540733
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>> No.10540739

>>10540731
wait what

>> No.10540744

>>10540739
you dry the meat by exposure to a controlled room temperature.

>> No.10540746
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>> No.10540768

>>10540744
that makes sense, thanks. The stupid little paper things made me thought it was some sort of retarded chicken slapping device.

>> No.10540787

>>10540491
how does he get out of there without breaking the skin

>> No.10540799

>>10540733
dull knife alert. having a dull knife is more dangerous than sharks. and thats even if you regularly go swimming in the ocean

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>> No.10540908

>>10540876
glass everything between thailand and greece

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>> No.10540951

>>10540936
what

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>> No.10540996

>>10540491
How does it dry out without breaking all the eggs?

>>10540733
How does he get cut without breaking all the eggs?

>>10540746
How does her hair get stuck without breaking all the eggs?

>>10540876
How does he throw up without breaking all the eggs?

>>10540904
How does he hipster out without breaking all the eggs?

>>10540926
How can he fry up without breaking all the eggs?

>>10540979
How does he roll it out without breaking all the eggs?

>>10540990
How does she clean it out without breaking all the eggs?

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>>10540996
>look memaw, I posted it again, look at me I'm such a badass...

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>>10540936
Do Europeans really do this?

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>>10540876
>why use two sticks when you have five fingers

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>>10540876

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>>10541013

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>> No.10541338

>>10540979
what is this dish called?

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>> No.10541410

>>10540936
A good way to get diaBEEtes!

>> No.10541443

>>10541297
I could really use some context on this one.
>>10541347
Can't this spoil the meat?

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>>10541443

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>>10540768

>> No.10541542

>>10541338
葱油饼 / cong you bing / scallion pancake

>> No.10541559
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>>10540876

do poos really do this?

>> No.10541567

>>10541446
every chef worth his salt should have a chicken hairdryer in the kitchen

>> No.10541570

>>10541559
Why don't you go outside a bit more? Meet more people, make new friends with a diverse range of them. Learn for yourself what humanity is like.

>> No.10541571

>>10541012
more like hipsters eating

>> No.10541592
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>>10541570
>Why don't you go outside a bit more?

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>> No.10541610

>>10540876
What a vile and disgusting race of people

>> No.10541625

>>10541595
Is this made in Nanking?

>> No.10541720

>>10541443
he had pink eye and read online that he could treat himself by putting pepper water in his eye. Yeah, he's retarded.

>> No.10541766

>>10541595
source? I wanna watch more of this documentary

>> No.10541792 [DELETED] 

>>10541595
It's funny how wh*te neckbeards are always going off on how fat people horking down microwave HFCS is "comfy", when in reality chinese food videos are always the most comfy

>> No.10541800

>>10541766
Here you go, the rapeseed bit is right at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYiY8SEyq5E

>> No.10541885

>>10540996
t. Reddit

>> No.10542020

>>10540703
It's to dry the skin before roasting. The skin will be super crispy if you do this.

>> No.10542031

>>10540908
What about burmabros?

>> No.10542038

>>10541410
Haha!

>> No.10542075
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>>10541013
Nothing wrong with that

>> No.10542257

>>10541410
I will fight you

>> No.10542265

>>10541595
damn no wonder the viet kong GG'd us

>> No.10542516

>>10542075
every time i see this fucking webm I'm
>ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO
not eat pork anymore

>> No.10542652

>>10540926
Cherry tomato from a local producer ... in fucking Iceland?

>> No.10542725

>>10540876
>>10540936
When i worked in cafes they would make you throw out the whole bakery case if a customer complained about a single fly

>> No.10543001

>>10541012
why are you doing this

>> No.10543009
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>> No.10543012

>>10540491
>18 hours out opf the fridge
how is that sanitary?

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>>10543009
>muh american culture

>> No.10543031

>>10543014
source on this?

>> No.10543057

>>10543009
>>10543014
>make fun of mexican preparados
>while they do this
comes to prove we're all the same shit when it comes to lazy cooking

>> No.10543058

>>10543031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2s175Jn-EU

>> No.10543070
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>>10543028
>american culture

Americans are fucking disgusting

>> No.10543083

>>10543028
That webm is literally a Mexican, stop being a dumb obsessed fuck.

>> No.10543095

>>10540733
What annoys me about this is they're obviously using a dull knife. Those gloves aren't meant to prevent you from getting cut should someone try to slice you with a sharp knife, they're meant to protect you while performing tasks like cleaning and sharpening knives in-case something slips and it brushes against your skin. If you were to try that with the same pressure using a sharp knife it would go right through. If that's from some safety vid or ad they could get sued when someone decides to actually try it with a sharp knife.

>> No.10543108

>>10543070
American here.
5'6" 196 lbs. (overweight).
I eat fast food like twice a day at least.
Americans are digusting.

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>>10541570
I wish Zeeks were real so they could drop a colony on your head.

>> No.10543141

>>10541338
scallion pancake, you can order them from any westernized chinese place. No guarantee that they're the same deal, but they're still delicious as fuck.

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>>10543009
>>10543014
One layer was far more than sufficient.
>mfw it turns into a double decker
FUCKING STOP, YOU GREASY WETBACK

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>> No.10543214

>>10543202
HOW

>> No.10543291

>>10543202
eggs?

>> No.10543310

>>10543202
where does he get the bread from? That place is clearly made of eggs.

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>>10540996

>> No.10543397

>>10543214
EGG

>> No.10543411

>>10542652
It's called a greenhouse genius.

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>>10543202
s u r l y

>> No.10543432

>>10543202
This guy looks like the early villain from breaking bad, tuco or whatever his name was

>> No.10543435

>>10543432
Tuco.

>> No.10543606

>>10541625
That was actually pretty clever. Here, have a (you).

>> No.10543663

>>10540876
animals

>> No.10543719

>>10540996
How can you be so unfunny without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10543731

>>10543009
STOP

PLEASE

NO MORE

THEY JUST KEEP GOING

>> No.10543839

>>10542652
geothermic hothouse

>> No.10543870

>>10542516
It's weird I generally prefer to eat cute animals. The cuter the better.

>> No.10543880

>>10541443
>Can't this spoil the meat?
unlikely

>> No.10544082

>>10543202
HOW
EGGS

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>> No.10544106

>>10544093
I want one as a pet.

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>>10544106
>I want one as a pet.
Wtf man why would you say that to an Asian qt

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>> No.10544151

>>10543202
how does he git in n outtta there without breaking all them fuckers?

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>> No.10544545

>>10544100

>tfw no big titty asian /ck/ gf

>> No.10544553

>>10543202

NICE EGGS FAGGOT

>> No.10544577

>>10543083
What's the difference.

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>> No.10544677

>>10541012
do europoorans really do this?
where is the pizza and coke?

>> No.10544709

>>10542516
Do it. Making the transition is easier when you're only cutting out one thing at a time. I went pescatarian before I went vegetarian and it was a way nicer experience than if I'd just switched cold turkey.

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>>10541595

>> No.10544779

>>10543057
That's a mexican as well

>> No.10544793

>>10540491
Ah, givin' it the ol' lynch & tickle

>> No.10544827

>>10540996
Q did this.

>> No.10544866

>>10543009
Fucking why? Who likes this?

>> No.10544898

>>10544093
This is like a science fiction movie where they describe a predatory alien species as liking to play with its food before it eats it

>> No.10544956

>webm thread not on first page
let me fix that

>> No.10544962

>>10540996 (egg)
Here's your (egg)

>> No.10544968

>>10544093

I wonder what its like not having a soul. Do you think they feel joy and pain or is life just this superficial curiosity?

>> No.10544980

>>10542075
sleep tight porker

>> No.10545008

>>10543070
Unpopular opinion but I'd slay all of those braphogs

>> No.10545021

>>10541012
nothing wrong here. some garlicbread would be nice

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>>10540936

>> No.10545135

>>10541012

IT'S FUCKING RAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.10545416

>>10543202
?

>> No.10545432

>>10541625
Underappreciated

>> No.10545491

>>10543202
i really appreciate that he scoops that little bit of egg remnant onto the plate at the end.

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>> No.10545895

>>10545892
What a shitty recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food.

>> No.10545912

>>10545895
What a shitty post. Literally looks like a retard attempting to be funny.

>> No.10545943

>>10541347
does this hurt the chicken?

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>> No.10545950

>>10544100
KHAZAR MILKERS

>> No.10545957

>>10545943
No, the chicken just takes a long nap anon.

>> No.10545983

>>10543083
Thats brazil tho

>> No.10545993

>>10541595
>using impact instead of a drill press

primitive fuckwits

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>>10543070

>> No.10546124

>>10544709
No one asked. Take it to your blog, snowflake.

>> No.10546139

>>10541533
she farted, didn't she?

>> No.10546152

>>10542075
Cute

>> No.10546178

>>10546139
What is it with the sudden influx of faggots fetishizing poop air?

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>>10543202

>> No.10546280

>>10540936
For some reason I'm at least 80% more okay with the idea of eating those after realizing those are bees and not some weird disgusting fly.

>> No.10546283

>>10546194
great

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>> No.10546289

>>10543202
How does he get in there without tipping over the bowl of peppers and onions?

>> No.10546300

>>10546178
>sudden influx

newfag detected

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>> No.10546338

>>10543202
quick question

>> No.10546339

>>10546287
I wanna try to do this but with a different burger. I can do it in 30 secs easy.

>> No.10546348

>>10546194
dear god no

>> No.10546352

>>10546339
A different burger of the same size? Because Matt Stonie is ranked number two in the world for competitive so I doubt you could do shit.

>> No.10546359

>>10546139
i hope so

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>>10546316

>> No.10546365

>>10546348
>>>reddit

>> No.10546369

>>10546194
If you forwarded this to Buckley, would he recognize it?

>> No.10546387

>>10546361

>Killing a crab humanely

crabs are literally subhuman and deserve no pity, crack the shell open and watch it suffer

>> No.10546396

>>10545892
Thanks! I'm not hungry anymore

>> No.10546397

>>10546387
this but unironically

>> No.10546405

>>10545912
you'd have to have spent your entire existence in a trailer park if you think that recipe is anything but complete garbage

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>> No.10546477

>>10546387
>crabs is subhuman
>crabs
>human

>> No.10546481

>>10546194
Fuck you!

>> No.10546482

>>10546287
He's spitting it back into the cup

>> No.10546516

>>10546453
I never got why people hyped sushi so much. It's raw fish. It tastes like shit, as with most raw meats.

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>> No.10546530

>>10546516
raw meats is alright. you must have a very sensitive stomach or something.

>> No.10546590

>>10546530
The texture is nasty, smells nasty, tastes nasty.

>> No.10546615

>>10546590
to (you) it is.

>> No.10546627

>>10546518
This definitely ranks up there as being one of the dumbest damned things I've ever seen.

>> No.10546634

>>10542652
Greenhouse. And you never want to eat greenhouse veggies as long as you live after you try it.

>> No.10546635

>>10540990
What happened? Did the tray jack open?

>> No.10546715

>>10543028
That is Mexican, for sure.

>> No.10546758
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>>10546387
>crabs are literally subhuman

>> No.10546801

>>10544968
>I wonder what its like not having a soul
Like being a woman

>> No.10546813

>>10546758
Lmao they live literally underground what don't you get?

>> No.10546938

>>10544100
M O M M Y

>> No.10546950

>>10546813
It's like calling a deer a nonhuman, it's silly.

>> No.10546958

>>10544651
What are these things called? In the netherlands they're poffertjes

>> No.10546974

>>10544528
this board needs more kodoku no gurume

>> No.10547021

>>10545912
Look a smart guy.

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>>10543009
>>10543014
MEXICO HAS GONE OVER THE LINE
EVERY NEW LAYER OF FOOD IS ANOTHER 5 FEET OF WALL

>> No.10547053

>>10543009
>>10543014
What a stupid idea.

>> No.10547061

>>10546974
While I like the manga, Japanese dorama acting probably makes this weak as fuck.

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>>10547061
What are the breaking bads and game of throneses of Japanese dorama?

>> No.10547082

>>10544528
First time seeing Chinese curry. How different is it compared to Japanese curry?

>> No.10547090

>>10544651
>>10546958
Takoyaki.

Btw that's a guy (male) in case you're wondering.

>> No.10547100

>>10545491
he misses the egg piece, it's still in the pan

>> No.10547449

>>10542075
chocolate chip cookie detected

>> No.10547453

>>10546280
yeah dude take a bite and then you die when it stings your throat

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>> No.10547466

>>10541297
jacks eyebrows make me angry

>> No.10547496

>>10546958
yeah then they probably arent poffertjes
these balls have squid in them and are usually eaten with japanese mayo

>> No.10547597

>>10544779
its brazilian you fuckhead

>> No.10547677

>>10540876
You named the webm "not satire", but this better be fucking satire.

>> No.10547717

>>10541012
probably serbia or somewhere else in balkans. sarma <3

>> No.10547743

>>10540904
Bet this bacon pie thing is soggy and salty and just all around shitty.

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>>10547074
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10547755

>>10547597
its the same thing wtf

>> No.10547766

>>10540908
I'd say include greece in there. The people are nice enough and I love their food, but it really isn't worth the economic strain that money sink of a nation puts on everyone else.

>> No.10547794

>>10541446
what the actual fuck is going on in this webm

i leave this board for like 6 months and now jack is blowdrying raw chicken

>> No.10547800

>>10541570
>what humanity is like.

so not indians correct

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>>10546516
>not liking sushi
You got a lot of bitch in you, don't you?

>> No.10548026

>>10542075
la creatura...

>> No.10548045

>>10541347
neat

>> No.10548082

>>10545947
what?
can someone explain?

>> No.10548090
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>>10543014
>it keeps going

>> No.10548105

>>10544968
>he says that while knowingly consuming animal based product.
Hypocrite

>> No.10548113

>>10548082
See that thing sticking up in the center of the glass? It's a siphon. Filling the glass above its level starts the siphon.

>> No.10548124

>>10540926

>sustainable salt

lol

>> No.10548154

>>10547453
what's the downside?

>> No.10548164

ENJOY YOUR MEDIUM RARE CHICKEN ASSHOLE

>> No.10548199

>>10540876
That is satire
t. indian

>> No.10548214
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>>10548199
I want you and your disgusting people to leave.

>> No.10548332

>>10546518

Her, my nuts etc. etc...

>> No.10548334

>>10546518
i'd like to zoom in on her nuts

>> No.10548343

>>10548334
wew lad

>> No.10548354

>>10548082
look up pythagorean cup

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>> No.10548368

>>10548357
speak american douche nozzle

>> No.10548396

>>10548357
Learn to edit. 3/4 of this is her blankly talking with no sound and nothing happening.

>> No.10548400
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>> No.10548426

>>10540936
I always let beebros eat a bit of my food during summer. Nothing bad can happen from them, contrary to disgusting flyniggers.

>> No.10548561

>>10547496
I thought it had octopus?

>> No.10548563

>>10541446
WHY DID AMERICANS DO THIS?

>> No.10548626

>>10547750
he's just super coked up
look at the jaw movement

>> No.10548647

>>10544100
>records her for the tits
>she figures this out
>leans forward to show more tits
kek

>> No.10548699

>>10548214
But Nobody cares what you want,least of all us Indians

>> No.10548703

>>10548647
you forgot
>spits in the food because she's a subhuman chink

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>> No.10549011

>>10548889
>come on anon, let's drink more wine wheeee!
>sorry roastie, internet is down

>> No.10549187

>>10548889
>by 2030 anything edible will be networked to social media, the NSA will know your guilty midnight binges, cereal boxes will have screens, your fridge sing targeted ads to you in the morning, your whiskey bottle will chastise you for over-drinking
kill me

>> No.10549225

>>10549187
Welcome to normieville

>> No.10549233

>>10549187
>guilty midnight binges
>guilty
spotted the lardass

>> No.10549348

>>10549233
wow rude

>> No.10549451

>>10544093
East Asians actually feed on suffering, and not organic matter, don't they?

>> No.10549461

>>10543070
>Implying they even count
Trust me, none of the rest of us even want them around.

>> No.10549573

>>10543083
It's the same fucking thing dipshit

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>> No.10549593

>>10549590
>american cuisine

>> No.10549620

>>10540936
>mom, my cake is making buzzing again

>> No.10549658

>>10541297
is he trying to fix his mongoloid eyes?

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>>10543009
>>10543014
>hotdog with potato pureé
EL CORNO DE LAS AMERICAS

>> No.10549731

>>10549658
yes, unsuccessfully

>> No.10549800

>>10549590
>sugar disks with sugar
>sandwiched between sugar coated sugar buns
>topped with sugar
>drizzled in sugar
>with sugar on the plate for presentation

disgust.png

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>> No.10550041

>>10540904
There is no way anyone in their right mind would want to eat this piece of salty shit. This sort of excess gives carnists a bad rap and you should not spread it.

>> No.10550188

>>10540491
envision the odor

>> No.10550210

>>10547090
He's pretty cute

>> No.10550220

>>10546316
https://youtu.be/CJwyjWpP4XA

>> No.10550377

>>10547743

Bu-bu-bu-bu-but BACON dude! Can't you see I'm trying to salvage what little manhood I have left by sperging out over BACON?!

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>>10547074
>>10547750

>> No.10550453

>>10547090
I've really just started assuming that at this point.

>> No.10550462

>>10545892

>be in prison
>must purchase snack foods from the canteen
>access to fresh onions

>> No.10550523

>>10546590
describing a globally popular food as 'nasty' means youre a fucking retard faggot thats trying to hard and it's just fucking sad to see honestly
let go of your need for attention, having dipshit opinions is an awful way to get people to engage with you

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>>10549187
Why would the whiskey chastise me? It wants me to drink more.

>> No.10550599

>>10550577
I know how you feel, but the company that makes it would put detectors for every shot you pour, and time how many youve taken in an hour or over the course of a day, and warn you that you are drinking too much to appear like they give a shit about anything, like how alcohol commercials end with "drink responsibly" or maybe put some kind of stopper in the neck of the bottle that would only allow you to pour after watching a 30 second ad

and damn that parsley plant was thicc. i know there were other things around it, but still. comfy feels

>> No.10550600

>>10546280
Aren't bees really clean?

>> No.10550614

>>10547794
He read that you can get crispier skin on your chicken by cooking the skin with a hair dryer before roasting it in the oven.

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>> No.10550624

>>10544093
>afraid to pick it up
>finally does and drops it back on the table
>and again
>and the floor
>clearly is uncomfortable eating it
literally why is she even bothering

>> No.10550638

>>10550620
Great way to lose some weight

>> No.10550645

>>10540990
>Nothing comes near the guy on the left
>he still throws his arms up like he's inconvenienced
What a cool dude.

>> No.10550651

>>10550620
TheWolfePit is a good youtube channel for trashy cheap food.

>> No.10550655

>>10541297
You know, of all the things I hate about Jack, the fact that he's a grown man in what I assume is at least his 40s and he still wears a backwards baseball cap.

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>>10550651
He's surprisingly not bad for what he does. He tries a little hard to push catch phrases sometimes but the channel is comfy enough.

>> No.10550675

>>10550659
I really like his non dollar store reviews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xSV3Xe6LXY&t=

>> No.10550699

>>10541012
looks like a good spring meal

>> No.10550705

>>10544651
Why aren't takoyaki made in some kind of clamping shell instead of needing to be flipped?

>> No.10550716

>>10550445
>anon sees a meme for the first time

>> No.10550758

>>10546635
At first I thought someone off screen was getting out of their chair and knocked into her but watching again it looks like the tray jack got caught on the edge of an empty chair.

>> No.10550770

>>10546590
i just love the feel of slimey meat in my mouth. yum!

>> No.10550853

>>10550705
they want it perfectly circular. if there's a clamp there will be a seam.

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>>10550853
Just smooth the seam off.

>> No.10550917

>>10550887
It'd look unnatural and it'd waste batter.
It was a poverty food so that was a big no

>> No.10550923

>>10540996
Why is /ck/ the absolute worst board at forcing memes?

>> No.10550924

>>10549982
how has this nigga not lost a finger yet?

>> No.10550941

>>10543141
The places around me do them more like a crepe.

>> No.10550951

>>10540876
>chinese scratch device
kek

>> No.10550966

>>10549593
>>10549800
It's a joke video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNpBqIR7Shs

Here's one where they do a cheeseboard with Kraft singles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jejFHHRUAHc

>> No.10551083

>>10548368
>>10548396

she's making a caprinha faggots

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>>10550966

>> No.10551104

>>10549684
>Not liking hotdog with potato mash
Faggot.
I bet you are one of those that eats pizza with ketshup.

>> No.10551114

>>10546482
nope, his name is matt stonie and he is a fucking eating machine. check his videos on youtube.

>> No.10551145

>>10546634
>And you never want to eat greenhouse veggies as long as you live after you try it.
why?

>> No.10551157

>>10544528
i've always wondered what you call the fabric worn around ones head like that
a headscarf? a bandana? a headband? a hairscarf?

>> No.10551175

>>10546516
different people like different things, shocking i know
you're on the one website where you are no more than one click away from people getting blown up in car accidents or furries getting raped by aliens or aliens getting raped by furries and you're wondering how people can enjoy sushi?

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>>10546178
The scent of a pungent, effeminate brap has been appreciated by patricians since the dawn of time

>> No.10551262

>>10548105
>eating something that has already been killed is the same thing as eating something while it's still alive
Retard

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>>10541533
>hasn't watched Cooking With Dog since Francis' death
>looks at the channel again
>she's still doing new videos alone with a picture frame of the late Francis on his bed
Chef, please stop

>> No.10551353

>>10551262
but it actually is. life and death are illusions.

>> No.10551359

>>10551241
Please do not associate that goddess with your fart fetish.

>> No.10551367

>>10551236
should I just watch this movie already?

>> No.10551370

>>10551367
Absolutely yes.

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>want to make new webms
>can't find anything worth making webms of
Apathy takes me

>> No.10551414

>>10551399
Why the fuck is pork belly so much more expensive than bacon?

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Hey guys, I'm going to the Promenade. You want anything?

>> No.10551451

>>10551399
make a webm of this!
*heems you*

>> No.10551455

>>10546300
no you are the newfag. This whole brap thing is maybe a year old and its changed itno sniffing shit every time an ass or a woman is posted. Brap posters are all new fags

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>> No.10551515

>>10551414
it isnt?

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>> No.10551929

>>10546194
That's the trick.
He cant. Not until he cooks all the eggs.

>> No.10552067

>>10550887
but Y?
why make ice balls?

>> No.10552082

>>10552067
It has to be frozen, otherwise it wouldnt keep shape

>> No.10552084

>>10548647

She didn't buy them for nothing

>> No.10552089

>>10544677

Looks like US hipsters to me.

>> No.10552097

>>10541347
if anyones ever had to pluck chickens before this is a life saving device if you grow all your own chicken and do a mass cull

>> No.10552101

>>10551455
Doesn't necessarily indicate a newfags, just a new wave of shitty maymays that get spread around like cancer that eventually dies, and gives birth to another shitty maymay.

>> No.10552116

>>10551597
It is pretty retarded that this day and age we have to cut the cheese a specific way

I get the shit about milk and storage, but JUST stop you fucking wops

>> No.10552119

>>10552082
read my post again

>> No.10552130

>>10552119
I did read it. They make ice balls because water in its most common form can't form a ball unassisted. Fairly simple concept

>> No.10552140

>>10552130
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT? WHAT SPECIFIC FUNCTION DO ICE BALLS SERVE THAT NORMAL ICE CUBES DON'T?

>> No.10552144

>>10552140
They are spherical. Cubes are prismatic in shape. Spheres melt more evenly.

>> No.10552146

>>10552140
not your nemesis but for show and also not to dilute the drink too fast

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>>10552130
>>10552082

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>>10541410

>> No.10552272

>>10548400
I had one of those while I was in Mexico City. It's just as bad as you can imagine. And those fuckers put Maggi sauce on goddamn near everything.

>> No.10552303

>>10540746
oh fuck I saw a video of someone else doing this once and the cob caught their teeth and ripped them out

>> No.10552320

>>10541559
really don't like this image

>> No.10552366

>>10548214
Love me some good 'go 'za

>> No.10552408

>>10544114
>not dancing like a retard
would not buy

>> No.10552413

Hello v very one

>> No.10552539

>>10551083
Caipirinha*

>> No.10552555

>>10542652
>greenhouses don't exist

>> No.10552662

>>10552089
But it's Greek food.

>> No.10552887

>>10548214
how did they get 3 of the same girl in one room?

>> No.10552901

>>10548400
that plating is so fucking stupid
how the hell am i supposed to get the bottle out without spilling shit everywhere
fucking wetbacks every time

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>>10548889
>allowing just any plebian to tell me how good a wine is
no thanks

>> No.10552950

>>10552923
>>10552923
Thread for surly king posters to enjoy the surly king playing soccer vs /o/ today.

>> No.10552978

>>10544100
Id like for her to handle my papaya.

>> No.10553008

>>10551597
>so much work for a shitty break
Fucking italians

>> No.10553283

>>10541115
>why use single ply toilet paper when you have five fingers

>> No.10553553

>>10551145
No artificial light, soil mix, and recycled air can ever produce a tomato as flavorful as in their native range. Hot house toms are always pale, flavorless imitations of real garden tomatoes. You can tell when grocers switch over in December/January then switch back in April/May. Forced ethylene ripening. Tomatoes in cellular DNA definition only.

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