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>> No.10540703

what the fuck is the point

>> No.10540731

they wanted to cure it, duh.

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>> No.10540739

wait what

>> No.10540744

you dry the meat by exposure to a controlled room temperature.

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>> No.10540768

that makes sense, thanks. The stupid little paper things made me thought it was some sort of retarded chicken slapping device.

>> No.10540787

how does he get out of there without breaking the skin

>> No.10540799

dull knife alert. having a dull knife is more dangerous than sharks. and thats even if you regularly go swimming in the ocean

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>> No.10540908

glass everything between thailand and greece

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>> No.10540996

How does it dry out without breaking all the eggs?

How does he get cut without breaking all the eggs?

How does her hair get stuck without breaking all the eggs?

How does he throw up without breaking all the eggs?

How does he hipster out without breaking all the eggs?

How can he fry up without breaking all the eggs?

How does he roll it out without breaking all the eggs?

How does she clean it out without breaking all the eggs?

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>look memaw, I posted it again, look at me I'm such a badass...

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Do Europeans really do this?

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>why use two sticks when you have five fingers

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>> No.10541338

what is this dish called?

>> No.10541347
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>> No.10541410

A good way to get diaBEEtes!

>> No.10541443

I could really use some context on this one.
Can't this spoil the meat?

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>> No.10541542

葱油饼 / cong you bing / scallion pancake

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do poos really do this?

>> No.10541567

every chef worth his salt should have a chicken hairdryer in the kitchen

>> No.10541570

Why don't you go outside a bit more? Meet more people, make new friends with a diverse range of them. Learn for yourself what humanity is like.

>> No.10541571

more like hipsters eating

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>Why don't you go outside a bit more?

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>> No.10541610

What a vile and disgusting race of people

>> No.10541625

Is this made in Nanking?

>> No.10541720

he had pink eye and read online that he could treat himself by putting pepper water in his eye. Yeah, he's retarded.

>> No.10541766

source? I wanna watch more of this documentary

>> No.10541792 [DELETED] 

It's funny how wh*te neckbeards are always going off on how fat people horking down microwave HFCS is "comfy", when in reality chinese food videos are always the most comfy

>> No.10541800

Here you go, the rapeseed bit is right at the end.

>> No.10541885

t. Reddit

>> No.10542020

It's to dry the skin before roasting. The skin will be super crispy if you do this.

>> No.10542031

What about burmabros?

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>> No.10542075
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Nothing wrong with that

>> No.10542257

I will fight you

>> No.10542265

damn no wonder the viet kong GG'd us

>> No.10542516

every time i see this fucking webm I'm
not eat pork anymore

>> No.10542652

Cherry tomato from a local producer ... in fucking Iceland?

>> No.10542725

When i worked in cafes they would make you throw out the whole bakery case if a customer complained about a single fly

>> No.10543001

why are you doing this

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>> No.10543012

>18 hours out opf the fridge
how is that sanitary?

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>muh american culture

>> No.10543031

source on this?

>> No.10543057

>make fun of mexican preparados
>while they do this
comes to prove we're all the same shit when it comes to lazy cooking

>> No.10543058


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>american culture

Americans are fucking disgusting

>> No.10543083

That webm is literally a Mexican, stop being a dumb obsessed fuck.

>> No.10543095

What annoys me about this is they're obviously using a dull knife. Those gloves aren't meant to prevent you from getting cut should someone try to slice you with a sharp knife, they're meant to protect you while performing tasks like cleaning and sharpening knives in-case something slips and it brushes against your skin. If you were to try that with the same pressure using a sharp knife it would go right through. If that's from some safety vid or ad they could get sued when someone decides to actually try it with a sharp knife.

>> No.10543108

American here.
5'6" 196 lbs. (overweight).
I eat fast food like twice a day at least.
Americans are digusting.

>> No.10543116
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I wish Zeeks were real so they could drop a colony on your head.

>> No.10543141

scallion pancake, you can order them from any westernized chinese place. No guarantee that they're the same deal, but they're still delicious as fuck.

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One layer was far more than sufficient.
>mfw it turns into a double decker

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>> No.10543310

where does he get the bread from? That place is clearly made of eggs.

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>> No.10543411

It's called a greenhouse genius.

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s u r l y

>> No.10543432

This guy looks like the early villain from breaking bad, tuco or whatever his name was

>> No.10543435


>> No.10543606

That was actually pretty clever. Here, have a (you).

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>> No.10543719

How can you be so unfunny without breaking all the eggs?

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>> No.10543839

geothermic hothouse

>> No.10543870

It's weird I generally prefer to eat cute animals. The cuter the better.

>> No.10543880

>Can't this spoil the meat?

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>> No.10544106

I want one as a pet.

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>I want one as a pet.
Wtf man why would you say that to an Asian qt

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>> No.10544151

how does he git in n outtta there without breaking all them fuckers?

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>> No.10544545


>tfw no big titty asian /ck/ gf

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>> No.10544577

What's the difference.

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>> No.10544677

do europoorans really do this?
where is the pizza and coke?

>> No.10544709

Do it. Making the transition is easier when you're only cutting out one thing at a time. I went pescatarian before I went vegetarian and it was a way nicer experience than if I'd just switched cold turkey.

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>> No.10544779

That's a mexican as well

>> No.10544793

Ah, givin' it the ol' lynch & tickle

>> No.10544827

Q did this.

>> No.10544866

Fucking why? Who likes this?

>> No.10544898

This is like a science fiction movie where they describe a predatory alien species as liking to play with its food before it eats it

>> No.10544956

>webm thread not on first page
let me fix that

>> No.10544962

>>10540996 (egg)
Here's your (egg)

>> No.10544968


I wonder what its like not having a soul. Do you think they feel joy and pain or is life just this superficial curiosity?

>> No.10544980

sleep tight porker

>> No.10545008

Unpopular opinion but I'd slay all of those braphogs

>> No.10545021

nothing wrong here. some garlicbread would be nice

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>> No.10545491

i really appreciate that he scoops that little bit of egg remnant onto the plate at the end.

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>> No.10545895

What a shitty recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food.

>> No.10545912

What a shitty post. Literally looks like a retard attempting to be funny.

>> No.10545943

does this hurt the chicken?

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>> No.10545957

No, the chicken just takes a long nap anon.

>> No.10545983

Thats brazil tho

>> No.10545993

>using impact instead of a drill press

primitive fuckwits

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>> No.10546124

No one asked. Take it to your blog, snowflake.

>> No.10546139

she farted, didn't she?

>> No.10546152


>> No.10546178

What is it with the sudden influx of faggots fetishizing poop air?

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>> No.10546280

For some reason I'm at least 80% more okay with the idea of eating those after realizing those are bees and not some weird disgusting fly.

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>> No.10546289

How does he get in there without tipping over the bowl of peppers and onions?

>> No.10546300

>sudden influx

newfag detected

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>> No.10546338

quick question

>> No.10546339

I wanna try to do this but with a different burger. I can do it in 30 secs easy.

>> No.10546348

dear god no

>> No.10546352

A different burger of the same size? Because Matt Stonie is ranked number two in the world for competitive so I doubt you could do shit.

>> No.10546359

i hope so

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>> No.10546369

If you forwarded this to Buckley, would he recognize it?

>> No.10546387


>Killing a crab humanely

crabs are literally subhuman and deserve no pity, crack the shell open and watch it suffer

>> No.10546396

Thanks! I'm not hungry anymore

>> No.10546397

this but unironically

>> No.10546405

you'd have to have spent your entire existence in a trailer park if you think that recipe is anything but complete garbage

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>> No.10546477

>crabs is subhuman

>> No.10546481

Fuck you!

>> No.10546482

He's spitting it back into the cup

>> No.10546516

I never got why people hyped sushi so much. It's raw fish. It tastes like shit, as with most raw meats.

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>> No.10546530

raw meats is alright. you must have a very sensitive stomach or something.

>> No.10546590

The texture is nasty, smells nasty, tastes nasty.

>> No.10546615

to (you) it is.

>> No.10546627

This definitely ranks up there as being one of the dumbest damned things I've ever seen.

>> No.10546634

Greenhouse. And you never want to eat greenhouse veggies as long as you live after you try it.

>> No.10546635

What happened? Did the tray jack open?

>> No.10546715

That is Mexican, for sure.

>> No.10546758
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>crabs are literally subhuman

>> No.10546801

>I wonder what its like not having a soul
Like being a woman

>> No.10546813

Lmao they live literally underground what don't you get?

>> No.10546938


>> No.10546950

It's like calling a deer a nonhuman, it's silly.

>> No.10546958

What are these things called? In the netherlands they're poffertjes

>> No.10546974

this board needs more kodoku no gurume

>> No.10547021

Look a smart guy.

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>> No.10547053

What a stupid idea.

>> No.10547061

While I like the manga, Japanese dorama acting probably makes this weak as fuck.

>> No.10547074
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What are the breaking bads and game of throneses of Japanese dorama?

>> No.10547082

First time seeing Chinese curry. How different is it compared to Japanese curry?

>> No.10547090


Btw that's a guy (male) in case you're wondering.

>> No.10547100

he misses the egg piece, it's still in the pan

>> No.10547449

chocolate chip cookie detected

>> No.10547453

yeah dude take a bite and then you die when it stings your throat

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>> No.10547466

jacks eyebrows make me angry

>> No.10547496

yeah then they probably arent poffertjes
these balls have squid in them and are usually eaten with japanese mayo

>> No.10547597

its brazilian you fuckhead

>> No.10547677

You named the webm "not satire", but this better be fucking satire.

>> No.10547717

probably serbia or somewhere else in balkans. sarma <3

>> No.10547743

Bet this bacon pie thing is soggy and salty and just all around shitty.

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10547755

its the same thing wtf

>> No.10547766

I'd say include greece in there. The people are nice enough and I love their food, but it really isn't worth the economic strain that money sink of a nation puts on everyone else.

>> No.10547794

what the actual fuck is going on in this webm

i leave this board for like 6 months and now jack is blowdrying raw chicken

>> No.10547800

>what humanity is like.

so not indians correct

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>not liking sushi
You got a lot of bitch in you, don't you?

>> No.10548026

la creatura...

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>> No.10548082

can someone explain?

>> No.10548090
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>it keeps going

>> No.10548105

>he says that while knowingly consuming animal based product.

>> No.10548113

See that thing sticking up in the center of the glass? It's a siphon. Filling the glass above its level starts the siphon.

>> No.10548124


>sustainable salt


>> No.10548154

what's the downside?

>> No.10548164


>> No.10548199

That is satire
t. indian

>> No.10548214
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I want you and your disgusting people to leave.

>> No.10548332


Her, my nuts etc. etc...

>> No.10548334

i'd like to zoom in on her nuts

>> No.10548343

wew lad

>> No.10548354

look up pythagorean cup

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>> No.10548368

speak american douche nozzle

>> No.10548396

Learn to edit. 3/4 of this is her blankly talking with no sound and nothing happening.

>> No.10548400
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>> No.10548426

I always let beebros eat a bit of my food during summer. Nothing bad can happen from them, contrary to disgusting flyniggers.

>> No.10548561

I thought it had octopus?

>> No.10548563


>> No.10548626

he's just super coked up
look at the jaw movement

>> No.10548647

>records her for the tits
>she figures this out
>leans forward to show more tits

>> No.10548699

But Nobody cares what you want,least of all us Indians

>> No.10548703

you forgot
>spits in the food because she's a subhuman chink

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>> No.10549011

>come on anon, let's drink more wine wheeee!
>sorry roastie, internet is down

>> No.10549187

>by 2030 anything edible will be networked to social media, the NSA will know your guilty midnight binges, cereal boxes will have screens, your fridge sing targeted ads to you in the morning, your whiskey bottle will chastise you for over-drinking
kill me

>> No.10549225

Welcome to normieville

>> No.10549233

>guilty midnight binges
spotted the lardass

>> No.10549348

wow rude

>> No.10549451

East Asians actually feed on suffering, and not organic matter, don't they?

>> No.10549461

>Implying they even count
Trust me, none of the rest of us even want them around.

>> No.10549573

It's the same fucking thing dipshit

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>> No.10549593

>american cuisine

>> No.10549620

>mom, my cake is making buzzing again

>> No.10549658

is he trying to fix his mongoloid eyes?

>> No.10549684
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>hotdog with potato pureé

>> No.10549731

yes, unsuccessfully

>> No.10549800

>sugar disks with sugar
>sandwiched between sugar coated sugar buns
>topped with sugar
>drizzled in sugar
>with sugar on the plate for presentation


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>> No.10550041

There is no way anyone in their right mind would want to eat this piece of salty shit. This sort of excess gives carnists a bad rap and you should not spread it.

>> No.10550188

envision the odor

>> No.10550210

He's pretty cute

>> No.10550220


>> No.10550377


Bu-bu-bu-bu-but BACON dude! Can't you see I'm trying to salvage what little manhood I have left by sperging out over BACON?!

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>> No.10550453

I've really just started assuming that at this point.

>> No.10550462


>be in prison
>must purchase snack foods from the canteen
>access to fresh onions

>> No.10550523

describing a globally popular food as 'nasty' means youre a fucking retard faggot thats trying to hard and it's just fucking sad to see honestly
let go of your need for attention, having dipshit opinions is an awful way to get people to engage with you

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Why would the whiskey chastise me? It wants me to drink more.

>> No.10550599

I know how you feel, but the company that makes it would put detectors for every shot you pour, and time how many youve taken in an hour or over the course of a day, and warn you that you are drinking too much to appear like they give a shit about anything, like how alcohol commercials end with "drink responsibly" or maybe put some kind of stopper in the neck of the bottle that would only allow you to pour after watching a 30 second ad

and damn that parsley plant was thicc. i know there were other things around it, but still. comfy feels

>> No.10550600

Aren't bees really clean?

>> No.10550614

He read that you can get crispier skin on your chicken by cooking the skin with a hair dryer before roasting it in the oven.

>> No.10550620
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>> No.10550624

>afraid to pick it up
>finally does and drops it back on the table
>and again
>and the floor
>clearly is uncomfortable eating it
literally why is she even bothering

>> No.10550638

Great way to lose some weight

>> No.10550645

>Nothing comes near the guy on the left
>he still throws his arms up like he's inconvenienced
What a cool dude.

>> No.10550651

TheWolfePit is a good youtube channel for trashy cheap food.

>> No.10550655

You know, of all the things I hate about Jack, the fact that he's a grown man in what I assume is at least his 40s and he still wears a backwards baseball cap.

>> No.10550659
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He's surprisingly not bad for what he does. He tries a little hard to push catch phrases sometimes but the channel is comfy enough.

>> No.10550675

I really like his non dollar store reviews.

>> No.10550699

looks like a good spring meal

>> No.10550705

Why aren't takoyaki made in some kind of clamping shell instead of needing to be flipped?

>> No.10550716

>anon sees a meme for the first time

>> No.10550758

At first I thought someone off screen was getting out of their chair and knocked into her but watching again it looks like the tray jack got caught on the edge of an empty chair.

>> No.10550770

i just love the feel of slimey meat in my mouth. yum!

>> No.10550853

they want it perfectly circular. if there's a clamp there will be a seam.

>> No.10550887
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Just smooth the seam off.

>> No.10550917

It'd look unnatural and it'd waste batter.
It was a poverty food so that was a big no

>> No.10550923

Why is /ck/ the absolute worst board at forcing memes?

>> No.10550924

how has this nigga not lost a finger yet?

>> No.10550941

The places around me do them more like a crepe.

>> No.10550951

>chinese scratch device

>> No.10550966

It's a joke video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNpBqIR7Shs

Here's one where they do a cheeseboard with Kraft singles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jejFHHRUAHc

>> No.10551083


she's making a caprinha faggots

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>> No.10551104

>Not liking hotdog with potato mash
I bet you are one of those that eats pizza with ketshup.

>> No.10551114

nope, his name is matt stonie and he is a fucking eating machine. check his videos on youtube.

>> No.10551145

>And you never want to eat greenhouse veggies as long as you live after you try it.

>> No.10551157

i've always wondered what you call the fabric worn around ones head like that
a headscarf? a bandana? a headband? a hairscarf?

>> No.10551175

different people like different things, shocking i know
you're on the one website where you are no more than one click away from people getting blown up in car accidents or furries getting raped by aliens or aliens getting raped by furries and you're wondering how people can enjoy sushi?

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The scent of a pungent, effeminate brap has been appreciated by patricians since the dawn of time

>> No.10551262

>eating something that has already been killed is the same thing as eating something while it's still alive

>> No.10551349
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>hasn't watched Cooking With Dog since Francis' death
>looks at the channel again
>she's still doing new videos alone with a picture frame of the late Francis on his bed
Chef, please stop

>> No.10551353

but it actually is. life and death are illusions.

>> No.10551359

Please do not associate that goddess with your fart fetish.

>> No.10551367

should I just watch this movie already?

>> No.10551370

Absolutely yes.

>> No.10551399
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>want to make new webms
>can't find anything worth making webms of
Apathy takes me

>> No.10551414

Why the fuck is pork belly so much more expensive than bacon?

>> No.10551439
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Hey guys, I'm going to the Promenade. You want anything?

>> No.10551451

make a webm of this!
*heems you*

>> No.10551455

no you are the newfag. This whole brap thing is maybe a year old and its changed itno sniffing shit every time an ass or a woman is posted. Brap posters are all new fags

>> No.10551500
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>> No.10551515

it isnt?

>> No.10551597
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>> No.10551809
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>> No.10551929

That's the trick.
He cant. Not until he cooks all the eggs.

>> No.10552067

but Y?
why make ice balls?

>> No.10552082

It has to be frozen, otherwise it wouldnt keep shape

>> No.10552084


She didn't buy them for nothing

>> No.10552089


Looks like US hipsters to me.

>> No.10552097

if anyones ever had to pluck chickens before this is a life saving device if you grow all your own chicken and do a mass cull

>> No.10552101

Doesn't necessarily indicate a newfags, just a new wave of shitty maymays that get spread around like cancer that eventually dies, and gives birth to another shitty maymay.

>> No.10552116

It is pretty retarded that this day and age we have to cut the cheese a specific way

I get the shit about milk and storage, but JUST stop you fucking wops

>> No.10552119

read my post again

>> No.10552130

I did read it. They make ice balls because water in its most common form can't form a ball unassisted. Fairly simple concept

>> No.10552140


>> No.10552144

They are spherical. Cubes are prismatic in shape. Spheres melt more evenly.

>> No.10552146

not your nemesis but for show and also not to dilute the drink too fast

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>> No.10552272

I had one of those while I was in Mexico City. It's just as bad as you can imagine. And those fuckers put Maggi sauce on goddamn near everything.

>> No.10552303

oh fuck I saw a video of someone else doing this once and the cob caught their teeth and ripped them out

>> No.10552320

really don't like this image

>> No.10552366

Love me some good 'go 'za

>> No.10552408

>not dancing like a retard
would not buy

>> No.10552413

Hello v very one

>> No.10552539


>> No.10552555

>greenhouses don't exist

>> No.10552662

But it's Greek food.

>> No.10552887

how did they get 3 of the same girl in one room?

>> No.10552901

that plating is so fucking stupid
how the hell am i supposed to get the bottle out without spilling shit everywhere
fucking wetbacks every time

>> No.10552913
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>allowing just any plebian to tell me how good a wine is
no thanks

>> No.10552950

Thread for surly king posters to enjoy the surly king playing soccer vs /o/ today.

>> No.10552978

Id like for her to handle my papaya.

>> No.10553008

>so much work for a shitty break
Fucking italians

>> No.10553283

>why use single ply toilet paper when you have five fingers

>> No.10553553

No artificial light, soil mix, and recycled air can ever produce a tomato as flavorful as in their native range. Hot house toms are always pale, flavorless imitations of real garden tomatoes. You can tell when grocers switch over in December/January then switch back in April/May. Forced ethylene ripening. Tomatoes in cellular DNA definition only.

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