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10551482 No.10551482 [Reply] [Original]

It's vegan.

What's your excuse?

>> No.10551486

>>10551482
i'm not a faggot.

>> No.10551487

>>10551482
I need protein to live.

>> No.10551488

If all the food they sell is vegan, then they are, by definition, really terrible butchers.

>> No.10551514

>>10551482
WHY THE FUCK do you need to imitate meat dishes? Please explain that fucktarded logic.
I love all vegetable meals. I'm not a vegan or vegetarian, but I eat vegan meals several times a week BECAUSE I LOVE VEGETABLES AND FRUITS. I have never, not once, thought "yeah, this is good, but it'd be better if it looked and tasted like meat". You fucking dumbass morons. LEARN TO LOVE VEGETABLES YOU FUCKING PRIMA DONNA LOSERS. AND GET MEDS FOR YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS.

>> No.10551520

>>10551482
>butcher
>doesn't butcher meat

>> No.10551532

>>10551514
you good?

>> No.10551543

>>10551532
Yep, I just hate fucking ill morons.

>> No.10551554

>>10551482
>What's your excuse?
I don't eat carbs...

>> No.10551574
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>>10551482

>>10551514

>> No.10551581

>>10551482
I'm so tired of these troll threads that I'd literally pay like 300 dollars to make them go away

>> No.10551594

No excuse. Vegan food can be a good addition to your meat food. No need to become a vegan too.

>> No.10551642

>>10551486
denial

>> No.10551644

>>10551482
vegetables were a mistake

>> No.10551659

>>10551514
Because vegans are in denial and want to eat meat but don't want to give up their super special snowflake lifestyle.

>> No.10551664

>>10551514
> I eat vegan meals several times a week

WHY DONT YOU EAT VEGAN ALL THE TIME? LEARN TO LOVE VEGETABLES YOU FUCKING PRIMA DONNA LOSERS

>> No.10551676

>>10551482
I’m not vegan.

>> No.10551677

>>10551664
Some people occasionally eat vegan meals because they love vegetables. It doesn’t mean they don’t also enjoy meat. We are omnivores. Not carnivores, not herbivores. Stop forcing your own life decisions on others. Faggot

>> No.10551685

>>10551664
don't be an absolutist unless you're some kind of idiot Catholic

>> No.10551687

>>10551664
What kind of mentally ill, mentally deficient faggot are you that you think people can love only one kind of food, what kind of retarded dichotomy is that?? YOU FUCKING LOSER.

>> No.10551701

>>10551482
>plant based faggotry
>plant
>butchery
>canada

Yep. Checks out

>> No.10551746

Who /victoria/ here?
The stuff they make at VGB is really tasty and creative.

>> No.10551772
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10551772

ITT zero arguments against veganism

shock.jpg

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>>10551482
>that will be $100 plus tip
>why aren't you vegan yet

>> No.10551831

>>10551796
Their prices are fair: https://www.verygoodbutchers.com/pages/menu

>> No.10551833
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>>10551482
>canadian soylets so weak they cannot butcher a real animals and need to resort btcherring broccolis

>> No.10551841

>>10551772
>I like to force my lifestyle down your throat
>haha no arguments against it, therefore you must change what you eat XDDD

>> No.10551842

>>10551772
if lack of testosterone is not an argument for you then you might as well be a roastie

>> No.10551872

>>10551482
I like food that taste good.

>> No.10551947

>>10551482
I just like meat.

>> No.10551957

>>10551482
It contains soy.
It's unhealthy and a poor copy of the original.
You tyrannic vegan faggot have no right to tell others what they should eat and what not.

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>>10551833
>haha soyboys can't even b-

>> No.10551967
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>>10551960
>>10551833
RIP soyposter
2006-2018

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>>10551842
vegans have higher test

>> No.10552074

>>10551482
I don't like the taste, argument over

>> No.10552090

Soy
soy
Soyboy
soyboy
Soyboi
soyboi

>> No.10552236

>>10551514
I like the taste of meat. I don't like animals being killed to satisfy the desire to taste meat. So people make good-tasting fake meat. It's really not hard.

>> No.10552260

>>10551486
Fpbp

>> No.10552264

>>10551967
Why can't the left meme?

>> No.10552659

>>10551482
goddamn i hate these faggots so fucking much

>> No.10552663

not a big eater, don't know why i come to the cook board. must be the comp coco.

>> No.10552666

>>10552659
>triggered by altruism

>> No.10552683

>>10552236
You are a fucking moron.

>> No.10552785

>>10551677
Name one physiological adaptation humans have for eating meat.

Protip: only carnivorous animals can eat saturated fat and dietary cholesterol and not clog their arteries. Under 30g of saturated fat per day is recommended for humans. We have herbivores. Only herbivores develop atherosclerosis.

>> No.10552801

>>10552683
No, you are a complere idiot if you can't comprehend fake meats. Only niggers and chinks have no empathy.

>> No.10552818

>>10551676
Im not a nigger so I act how civilized people should in the current year, not brutally murdering animals 24/7 for taste pleasure but eating healthy and ethical plant foods.

>> No.10552819

>>10552071
lmao meatfags btfo

>> No.10552825

I don't see the controversy.
Cows don't come burger shaped.
Pigs don't come sausage shaped.
Burgers and sausages can be made out of anything you like.
Now vegan 'bacon' with the white strip on the side... that's ridiculous.

>> No.10552857

>>10551514
It's not for you dumbass. They're just trying to appeal to the meat eaters who may be uneducated about vegan food. Still, the problem with vegan food isn't just the look or the taste, it's the fact that it's so fucking expensive just for a meal and if you're out in the countryside your options are very limited.
Until they make it more accessible, I will be sticking to what's cheapest and most readily available to me.

>> No.10552876

>>10551482
Why would I eat that fake wannabe "meat" when I could eat real meat?

>> No.10552892
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10552892

This is the menu of the vegan place I go to, it's not bad, the coleslaw is dynamite.

>> No.10552921

alright /ck/ I want vegan recipes. Can you give me a few? Give me a good resource like "justonecookbook" or so?

>> No.10552932

>>10552892
that place sounds really good.
i live in Brighton, and there's loads of great veggie/vegan places, but sadly no burger menu that looks as good as this.

>> No.10552935
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>>10552876
because it's cruelty free and healthier

>> No.10552940

>>10552857
This doesn't appeal to anyone as anything more than a novelty. It's dumb to place more arbitrary constrictions on the food.
The few meat eaters that try it won't be able to stop comparing it to the real deal rather than simply enjoying it for what it is.
Once it enters the uncanny valley of feeling-but-not-tasting like meat, you're just going to make a bunch of vegans and veggies feel sick at the flesh texture.

>> No.10552941

>>10552785
For one your body needs vitamin B12 and you can only get that out of animal products. Up until very recently when fortified foods and supplements became a thing, veganism would slowly starve your body of vital nutrients until death. Vegans have to survive off of fortified foods and supplements. It's an unnatural meme diet.

As for the artery clogging, humans used to be a lot more active and meat wasn't nearly as available as it has been when humans switched to growing crops and raising livestock instead of foraging. The only reason clogged arteries are so commonplace now is the fact that many people want to eat 1lb of beef with each meal and live inactive lifestyles.
tl;dr: eat lots of vegetables with a little meat thrown in and stay active and you'll be just fine.

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>>10552932
They do loads of other things too, the hot dogs are really good, and the donner meat is also strangely quite good, goes well with a beer.

Don't you basically have Amsterdam style 'coffee shops' in Brighton these days?

>> No.10552955
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>>10552941
vegans get their B12 from the source, meatcucks have it filtered through livestock

>> No.10552967

>>10552951
>Don't you basically have Amsterdam style 'coffee shops' in Brighton these days?
lmao, not that i'm aware of.
there is a vegan kebab stand called Beelzebab tho. pretty gud

>> No.10552968

>>10552955
>no refutation
Again, veganism is a meme diet only possible because of very recent developments.

>> No.10552969

>>10551482
I don't give a shit about "vegan 'cheese'" or whatever because it's emulating a specific product. Vegan butcher is crossing the line for me though.

>>10551514
Transubstantiation isn't real.

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>>10551482
I have no excuse nor do I need one. However I loathe people like you and everytime I meet one in real life I tell him/her to not bother me with his/her proselytism. People like you are literally the same as Apple drones who will spend 30 minutes explaining why the iPhone is the best phone and you should buy one. I live my life how I want, go shill somewhere else and don't expect people showing an ounce of respect for your religion/brand/diet/whatever when you were the one who didn't show respect in the first place by not minding your god damn business you fucking faggot Jehova witness wannabe. Go shove a few avocados up your asses.

>> No.10553059

>>10552071
Boy, your testosterone level must be so low that you little pale malnourished vegina have no other option but lying and biased "charts & graphics" made by vegans to show off as proof. I pity you, soyboy.

>> No.10553064

>>10552819
Says the soy trash eater soyboy cuck.

>> No.10553065

>>10553059
it's straight from a scientific study you retard

>> No.10553073

>>10552940
Isnt the first thing you do with food is eat it with your eyes? I have to say it looked appealing to me. The comparison is inevitable, meat-eating has been a norm for milleniums.
I can see that it may make vegans/veggies feel sick but isn't it worth it if it's at least able to change a few minds? I wouldn't knock it until I try it myself.

>> No.10553075

>>10551514
This is my only beef with vegans. These pretentious idiots pretending processed soy product is somehow healthier than meat? Fuck right off with that LMAO. Like, just eat vegetables, they taste better anyway

>> No.10553081

>>10551482
>It's vegan.
It's so sad that vegans need to emulate meat so much??

>> No.10553090

>>10553049
>spends 30 minutes drafting a reply to the OP of a shitpost thread
This is why we have so many ironic shill threads.

>> No.10553102

>>10552071
>doesn't account for people who eat meat AND vegetables
great study, really convinced me.

>> No.10553211

>>10552785
>clog their arteries
The 1900s called, they want their pseudoscience back

>> No.10553252

>>10551482
Cow shit is vegan too why don't you go eat a heaping plate of that?

>> No.10553268

>>10553252
it's vegetarian, not vegan

>> No.10553304

>>10552935
I'll take my chances. Science is always flip-flopping on whats healthy or not healthy and you can't tell when someone's bias might dirty up the results of a study. The cruelty part isn't hard to get past. Don't support factory farms. Buy animals and animal products from small farmers and the few brands in grocery stores that get their products from several different smaller farms instead of the larger ones.

>> No.10553317

>>10551482
not enough suffering for my tastes

>> No.10553345

>>10551482
congratulations, you made that heap of soy and kale look like meat and maybe taste a tiny bit like meat if you're skilled (really bland and shitty meat, obviously)
meanwhile I'll just enjoy the real thing that you so desperately try to imitate

in fact, I just came back from my fav restaurant, where I had amazing filet mignon
good luck replicating that

>> No.10553542

>>10551644
LITERALLY THIS

>PLANT BASED BUTCHERY
WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT, FUCKING HIPSTERS

>> No.10554617

>>10551482
I like meat and don't hate a basic aspect of my biological makeup

>> No.10554628

>>10551482
Would you also suggest attempting to eat the delicious-looking wax food that they use for restaurant commercials?

I mean, its exactly as fake as what's in that picture.

>> No.10554663

>>10552801
You write like a child, so I think I'll skip taking anything you say seriously, shortbus.

>> No.10554704

>>10552941
Freshwater and dirt has b12, we drink processed water and wash our vegetables. Not an argument.
Even maraton runners have clogged arteries. The only surefire way to protect yourself from heart disease is by lowering your cholesterol.

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>>10551833

>> No.10554810

>>10554704
My HDL levels are through the roof thanks to getting 10+ hours of cardio every week plus eating grass fed full fat dairy products every day

I'm sorry your family doctor hasn't kept up with advances in medicine since the 1960s

>> No.10554848

>>10551772
Veganism is evil. I could explain but it would take a vary long time to do so.
But rest a sured it is. Absolute evil. Hows that for an argument. Not being evil.

>> No.10554885

>>10551967
are you a bot

>> No.10554888

>>10551482
That stuff is expensive.

>> No.10554907

>>10552935
Its not " cruelty free " nor is it healthier.
You have never given anything complete thought have you.

>> No.10554923

>>10553268
Air isnt vegan is it.

>> No.10554940

>>10554907
Healthy is subjective, but there is far less suffering involved

>> No.10554954

>>10552955
Just eat soylent

>> No.10556020
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>>10553059
>vegina
>soyboy
>tfw the left can't even decide the gender the person they're insulting
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

>> No.10556035

>>10554923
Technically they aren't because plants only produce oxygen but air consists of hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide too that comes from animal interference. So air isn't vegan.

>> No.10556076

>>10551772
here's an argument. I tried vegan food and I didn't like that shit one bit.

>> No.10556338

>>10551514
This

>> No.10556374
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>>10552785
>having 'canine' teeth
>not having adapted to eating meat

>> No.10556999

>>10551514
>>10551482
My food shits on what you eat.

>> No.10557171

>>10552264
???

>> No.10557180

>>10552801
stop appropriating my meat eating culture ;-;

>> No.10557190

>>10554940
Man even your parents are suffering at this very moment because of your faggotry.

>> No.10557222

>>10551482
I'm straight

>> No.10557456

>>10551482
it doesn't have meat in it

>> No.10557484

Is this the equivalent of consolewars on /v/? First time here.

>> No.10557952

>>10551482
>It's vegan.
>What's your excuse?
I'd eat the fuck out of it.

When the vat-burgers come, I'll give them a try. If they're as tasty and the same price as actual meat, I'll quit eating actual meat burgers. Same for vat-steaks and the rest of it.

Science is working on this one, one day, synthetic meat will be as good as real meat and there won't be a reason to kill animals for food. I'm sure people will still hunt etc but I'm happy for factory farming to die as an industry and it doesn't need to be banned, just a combination of competition and marketing.

>> No.10557958

>>10557952
>ynthetic meat will be as good as real mea

Given that factory-farmed meat isn't as good as real meat, and that industrial monocrop produce isn't as good as real produce, why do think labmeat will be an exception?

Sure, we *could* use the technology to make the meat taste superior. But empirical evidence shows us that whenever we get high tech involved with food we kick flavor to the wayside and focus on cheaper instead.

>> No.10557983

>>10557190
Not an argument.

>> No.10557984

>>10552071
Jokes on you I take TRT so it doesn't even matter

>> No.10558098
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Veganism has been objectively proven in the scientific literature to be superior to the omnivore diet in every way.

>Physical health
90% of studies in the Lancet and other medical journals (Journal of Chinese Nutrition, Journal of Cancer Medicine etc) have concluded that Vegans live longer, have better memories, are stronger, faster, leaner and have higher rates of fertility - in fact, some Vegans are able to impregnate women WITHOUT using semen due to microbial growth on the foreskin that can carry fluid from previous masturbations to the womb

>Mental health
Again, most medical research proves that Vegans have lower rates of depression, eating disorders, anxiety etc. Did you know that meat is linked directly to alzheimers? Vegans don't get alzheimers, in fact, most Vegans over the age of 90 have been proven to have better recollection skills than Omnivores in their 20s.

>Social health
Most of the foremost social studies journals prove that Vegans have more friends, better and more fulfilling relationships, in fact a study in the Journal of Plant Based Social Dynamic Letters proved that, on average, Omnivores lose 2 friendships a year due to disputes over how to cook steaks. Vegans do not argue, they discuss.

>Gender and Racial Equality
Studies in the journal of Feminist Flax Studies demonstrated that people who eat 1 serving of Flaxseed every 2 weeks are 5 times more likely to support LGBT and BQPOC rights than those that don't. This type of research is generally supported across the literature, it is clear that meat consumption drives racism and bigoted views

>Career success
Several studies have shown that Vegans have more success, a famous study in the Chinese Journal of Hotel and Hostel Management showed that Vegan hotel owners are 20% more likely to open a second hotel than Omnivores. This is a statistical fact, and cannot be disputed.

The anti Vegan arguments are tiresome, and always failures as far as science goes. Also, B12 doesn't come from animals

>> No.10558102

>>10557958
>Given that factory-farmed meat isn't as good as real meat,
lmao that fudd virtue signalling that only game is "real meat", but i've had moose, and it was shit

>> No.10558117

>>10558102
Hes right though. The diet of wild game provides much more nutrient dense meat vs factory farm raised meat

>> No.10558145

i went to a vegan food festival yesterday and it legitimately fucking sucked way more than i thought it would

>> No.10558175

>>10558102
I never said that only wild game was real meat anon.

Anything other than factory-farmed is real meat. Game is one example. Heritage breed and/or truly free-ranged farm animals are another example (not the bare minimum legal definition of "free range").

>>I tried something once and I didn't like it
Cool story bro.

>> No.10558177

>>10551482
>Vegan
>Eggs

cool

>> No.10558190

>>10558177
those """eggs"""" obviously didn't come out of a bird, retard

>> No.10558198

I like bacon

>> No.10558202

>>10551482
those potatoes beside the eggs (are they real eggs?) look more anaemic than OP

>> No.10558204
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>plant based butchery

>> No.10558254

>>10551514
Unironically this.

>> No.10558258

>>10552785
Literally the enzymes to break down animal tissue and our canine teeth, you fucking idiot pseudo-intelectual.

>> No.10558268

>>10551514
I think you just need to calm yourself the fuck down
Also, not all vegans are vegans because they dont like the taste of meat. Beef doesnt come in burger shape so why shouldnt soya/lentils/vegetables?

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>>10558258
>canine teeth indicate a carnivorous diet

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10558285

>>10551514
>stop appropiating my food!!!

>> No.10558289

>>10551487
Do vegetables not have protein?

>> No.10558300

>>10552785
The fat is bad for you meme is over. We can eat plenty of saturated fat and dietary cholesterol without issue as long as we dont couple it with refined carbs

>> No.10558303

>>10554704
Gonna need sources for both of those arguments pal

>> No.10558307

>>10558274
>completely ignores the fact that we have the enzymes to break down meat
>doesn't realize the gorilla he posted also occasionally eats meat

>> No.10558308

>>10552941
>B12 and you can only get that out of animal products
fermented foods are rich in B12, as are mushrooms.

>> No.10558310

>>10558308
Gonna need a source for that one as well

>> No.10558311

>>10558289
No, not really. Unless you want to eat 500 grams of legumes a day.

>> No.10558314

>>10558307
>occasionally eating meat makes you a carnivore
>forgets that we also have enzymes for breaking down vegetables
implying humans are some kind of obligate carnivore is actually dumber than being a preachy vegan tbph

>> No.10558317

>>10552941
i'm not a vegan but i would argue that oysters would be an acceptable vegan source of b12

>> No.10558329

>>10558314
Unless your vegan diet includes fortified foods or supplements, yes, humans are obligate carnivores no matter which way you try to spin it. Before the invention of supplements and fortified foods a vegan diet would have been impossible to sustain because the lack of B12 would eventually kill you.

>> No.10558335

>>10558329
good thing i'm not advocating veganism then isn't it.
and no, humans aren't obligate carnivores.

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>>10551482
>tattoos
>most likely with dyed hair
I hate this so much. Please don't ever touch my food.

>> No.10558345

>>10558335
What part of humans have to eat meat to survive isn't an obligation to you?

>> No.10558349

>>10558345
The part where b12 is in eggs

>> No.10558354

>>10558345
you don't know what an obligate carnivore is, do you?

>> No.10558356

>>10558349
Eggs aren't exactly vegetables you know.

>> No.10558357

>>10558349
i can't eat eggs :(

>> No.10558358

>>10551482
It's not as fun eating an imitation. Do you want real crab meat or imitation crab meat?

There's also something pleasurable about consuming animals.

>> No.10558378

>>10551482
Because of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZwobit-Zy4

>> No.10558488

>>10551514
Im pretty sure a lot of vegans do it for ethics as opposed to health and would rather take a 'moral highground' than consuming actual meat

>> No.10558529

>>10558345
Do you know what a carnivore is?

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>>10558349
>eggs are vegetables

>> No.10558545

>>10551482
Probably tastes shit.

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A McDonald's double cheeseburger costs ~$1.69, is available virtually everywhere, and is ready to eat within one minute of ordering.

Vegan places need to strive to get on this level of cheapness and convenience to peak my interest.

>> No.10558710

>>10558573
Burger king sells a veggie burger for like 1$ or something

>> No.10558768

>>10558098
>in fact, some Vegans are able to impregnate women WITHOUT using semen due to microbial growth on the foreskin that can carry fluid from previous masturbations to the womb
lmao

>> No.10558788

>>10558098
>no sources: the post

>> No.10558802

>>10558710
They literally just buy boxes of veggie burgers from a grocery store and take the patties out of the box. You could just do that yourself.

>> No.10558818

>>10551831
>$7 for a muffin

>> No.10558821

>>10558802
>>10558710
I just checked in my are they're 3.49 for a veggie burger.

>> No.10559063

>>10558821
>I just checked in my are they're 3.49 for a veggie burger.

The person that figures out how to make veggie/vegan crap more convenient, cheaper, and taste better than conventional fast food will become a billionaire.

>> No.10559078

>>10551482
yeah i guess that is a valid excuse for being a massive faggot such as yourself

>> No.10559086

>>10552818
Healthily and ethically kys

>> No.10559099

>>10551772
also zero arguments in favour of veganism

>> No.10559108
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>>10551486
>>10551487

>> No.10559150

>>10558098
mom get off the internet

>> No.10559152

>>10559108
unsourced image? surely everyone will believe you.

>> No.10559169

>>10559150
fuck you, you little shit. i should have aborted your micropenis cursed body.

>> No.10559181

>>10551543
>I just hate fucking ill morons
Stop putting your peanus in them silly

Get it

My peanus weenus :)))))

Haha!

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>>10559150
>>10559169
my dude what are you doing... you just got roasted by your own mom

>> No.10559203

>>10551487
but quite a few vegan products nowadays have higher protein contents that even the most lean meats

Pulled Oats have 30 grams of protein per 100g and 202 calories and 4 grams of fat

Seitan has 75 grams of protein per 100 grams with 370 calories and 1.7 grams of fat

Chickpeas have 19 grams of protein per 100 grams with 364 calories and 6 grams of fat

Quorn has has 14.5 grams of protein per 100g with 95 calories and 2 grams of fat

Vegan Döner has 32 grams of protein per 100 grams with 232 calories and 10 grams of fat

>> No.10559211

>>10559184

son, its me ur fadda.

i wish i could reabsorb you into my nutsack and birth a non-soyboy son.

>> No.10559217

>>10558573
McVegan is pretty much the same nutrition only with a bit more carbs and fibre, costs marginally more than Double Cheeseburger (3 euros vs 2 euros) and is available in same locations. Its not there yet, but the future is soon, old man.

>> No.10559314

>>10559063
Its literally just a matter of time at this point. The amount of money going into meat substitutes, and the industrial processes taking their prices down

>> No.10559322

>>10559203
>seitan, quorn, """pulled oats""", """vegan doner"""
Ridiculously expensive and also tasteless compared to meat
>chickpeas
Yes, 19/100g. You ever feel like eating 500g of chickpeas in a day?

>> No.10559332

>>10559203
Some real funny business with those numbers, anon. I looked up Seitan and only got 17.86g protein per 100g.

Chickpeas are only 9 g per 100g (cooked)

etc.
https://ndb.nal.usda.gov/ndb/search/list

>> No.10559351

>>10559211
son it's grandpappy anon, you leave my grandson alone right now or i'm taking you out of my will and giving everything to my grandchildren because at least they're still young enough to do something useful for once in their life unlike you, you ungrateful waste of space

>> No.10559365

>>10559322
> Ridiculously expensive and also tasteless compared to meat
They're about 20% more expensive cheapest meats when looking at protein/price ratio of the most efficient meat, lean ground beef. Their taste is not half as bad given proper seasoning - you use them in stews, sauces, curries, woks and other foods in which the taste of meat is secondary. Its not like you'd eat ground beef as is.


> Yes, 19/100g. You ever feel like eating 500g of chickpeas in a day?
Most reasonably prices meats fall under or around 19 grams per 100g though. And no, you wouldn't - you'd vary the proteins you eat. Would you eat 500 grams of ground beef a day?


>>10559332
Mate, I went with Wikipedia on the numbers. I guess Seitan is one of those meat substitutes that soaks up a lot of water, just like chickpeas, and my numbers were dry weight.

>> No.10559388

>>10559365
>Most reasonably prices meats fall under or around 19 grams per 100g though
It's a heck of a lot easier to eat 100g of delicious chicken than 100g of dry beans, genius. I love beans but they can't replace meat.

Seitan and Quorn conceivably COULD replace meat, but why would you when it costs substantially more and tastes worse? I can imagine a world where meat substitutes are something I'd want to eat, but we're clearly not there yet.

>> No.10559410

>>10559388
I did not speak of beans, but of good tasting completely natural meat substitutes.

> Seitan and Quorn conceivably COULD replace meat, but why would you when it costs substantially more and tastes worse?
Right now they have superior nutrition to meat already on the issue of lipids: they tend to have very little compared to meats they replace. That's one. And the "outrageous" pricing is something is bound to come down as the production systems advance and market competition on the products widens. As is, its currently about 20% more expensive than the meat they seek to replace, as said. And they aren't again trying to replace the meats you would eat for the taste, but the ones you eat in sauces, curries, woks, tacos, whatever.

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>>10559203
>pulled oats
All proposed ecological benefits are meaningless when people like these are running the alternative

>> No.10559501

I mean, if it tastes like meat, sure, but what if I'm at a theater, a baseball game, the state fair, or run into any run of the mill food vendor in Tokyo, Beijing, Chicago, El Paso, etc.. Why limit myself cause "Oh, it's not vegan ;("
I'm not opposed to the idea of being a vegan, but I feel like "Wow, it tastes like meat!" options are something available in a day to day basis, and it's something I'd have to go into a tattoo'd piercing hipster shop to regularly get.

>> No.10559551

>>10551514
I don't feel the need for it either but I guess it's to help people "transition" as most vegans were meat eaters once. Once I stopped wishing for meat substitutes I enjoyed my meals a lot better, especially my burgers

>> No.10559576

>>10559551
How do you get a sensible amount of protein without them?

>> No.10559616

>>10559576
I mean meat substitutes as in shit that tries to taste like meat. I'm actually just vegetarian so I eat eggs occasionally, soy burgers and lots of legumes.

>> No.10559674

>>10558098
hahahahaha
10/10 post my friend

>> No.10559769
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>>10558098
>Source: My Ass

>> No.10559784
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>>10558098
>in fact, some Vegans are able to impregnate women WITHOUT using semen due to microbial growth on the foreskin that can carry fluid from previous masturbations to the womb
Is this a vegan study or an Oglaf comic?

>> No.10559852

>"m-m-muh cruelty!"
>not hunting meat yourself
>Not learning how to respect the source of your energy and understanding the sacrifice in order to keep you alive and the circle of life in balance
>Not experiencing an almost religious transcendence as you mourn the fruit of your labor and butcher it in the most respectable fashion
>Not then using every single ounce of your kill for the good of your ecosystem around you including the soil that gains nutrients from scraps that need to be composted
>Not actively fighting to change how we treat meat rather than being a fag and allowing thousands upon thousands of animals be tortured while you eat lettuce and complain about a system you're doing nothung to change

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(You)(You)(You)

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>>10559616

>> No.10559881

>>10559867
Eh I limit myself as much as I can. Being vegan in southern Italy is fucking impossible

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>>10558573
Imagine being such a day, retarded, unhealthy faggot that you spend your day on /ck/ and eat only mcdoubles. Pathetic.

>> No.10559905
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New infographic my vegan overlords. I made this just for you because you recently made me go vegan for the animals.

>> No.10559913

>Deficiencies of vitamins B6, B9, and B12 can lead to high homocysteine levels.
>Evidence exists linking elevated homocysteine levels and Alzheimer's disease.[8][9][10] There is also evidence that elevated homocysteine levels and low levels of vitamin B6 and B12 are risk factors for mild cognitive impairment and dementia.[11] Oxidative stress induced by homocysteine may also play a role in schizophrenia.[12]

Vegans are literally, LITERALLY, mentally ill. Just eat what nature intended for you to eat, you dumb faggot.

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>>10559913
>most vegans know this and take a supplement or eat fortified foods
>most meatcucks don't
>the average meatcuck is deficient in b12 and 6 other nutrients
>the average vegan has three deficiencies
Thanks for bringing this up anon.
https://nutritionfacts.org/video/omnivore-vs-vegan-nutrient-deficiencies-2/

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>>10559913
>The rates of dementia differ greatly around the world, from the lowest rates in Africa, India, and South Asia, to the highest rates in Western Europe and especially North America. Is it all just genetics? Well, the incidence of dementia and Alzheimer’s disease is significantly lower for Africans in Nigeria than for African Americans in Indianapolis, for example—up to five times lower.

>Alzheimer’s rates of Japanese-Americans living in the U.S. are closer to that of Americans than to Japanese. When people move from their homeland to the United States, Alzheimer’s rates can increase dramatically. Therefore, when Africans or Asians live in the United States and adopt a Western diet, their increase in Alzheimer’s risk suggests that it’s not genetics.

>Unfortunately, one doesn’t have to move to the West to adopt a Western diet. The prevalence of dementia in Japan has shot up over the last few decades. Mechanisms to explain this in Japan include increases in cholesterol, saturated fat, and iron from increases in the consumption of animal products. Traditional diets are generally weighted toward vegetable products such as grains and away from animal products. But since 1960, the diet in Japan has changed from a more traditional rice-based diet to one with a preponderance of meat. From 1961 to 2008, meat and animal fat increased considerably, whereas the rice supply dropped. The dietary factor most strongly associated with the rise in Alzheimer’s disease in Japan was the increased consumption of animal fat.

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>>10559913
>A similar analysis in China arrived at the same conclusion. As the authors of the Japan study note, on the basis of these findings, the rate of Alzheimer’s disease and dementia will “continue to rise unless dietary patterns change to those with less reliance on animal products.” This is consistent with data showing those who eat vegetarian appear two to three times less likely to become demented, and the longer one eats meat-free, the lower the associated risk of dementia.

>Globally, the lowest validated rates of Alzheimer’s in the world are rural India, where they eat low meat, high grain, high bean, high carb diets. It’s possible that the apparent protective association between rice and Alzheimer’s is due to the fact that the drop of rice consumption was accompanied by a rise in meat consumption, but other population studies have found that dietary grains appear strongly protective in relation to Alzheimer’s disease. In other words, perhaps, don’t pass on the grain, but “pass the grain to spare the brain.”

There's a reason Alzheimers is known as diabetes type 3. Enjoy forgetting that sucking down flesh makes you feel like a man, brainlet.

>> No.10560089

>>10559984
This Chinese study has been debunked for years I believe

>> No.10560098

>>10560089
This debunking of this China study has been debunked for years

>> No.10560109

>>10560098
Has it? Because last I heard they just cherry picked their results and ignored the healthy communities that mostly ate protein and fat

>> No.10560113
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>>10560109
>nuh-nuh
Not an argument, sciencelet

>> No.10560122

>>10551833
Hey, fuck you buddy. Vancouver is an honorary member of California. Don’t associate them with the rest of us Canadians. Same goes for Ontario and Quebec. Fuck those faggots. And Calgary. Fuck Calgary. I hate my fucking country...

>> No.10560123

>>10560113
K
https://www.google.com/amp/s/deniseminger.com/2010/07/07/the-china-study-fact-or-fallac/amp/
>inb4 blog post
She has her citations in order.

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>>10560123
>opinion post
Haha
>Citations in order
>cites the study
HAHA
>other papers include feminism and baby formulas
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>

>> No.10560210

>>10559967
>meatcuck
oh shit lmao you're the poster from /fit/, you're definitely not mentally ill my man

>implying i'll be reading any of your anti-science drivel
blogposts are not science you mong

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>>10558098
>in fact, some Vegans are able to impregnate women WITHOUT using semen due to microbial growth on the foreskin that can carry fluid from previous masturbations to the womb

>> No.10560220

>>10560199
She links peer reviewed articles debunking the study m8. That thing is garbage.

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>>10560220
>be some unknown
>oh shit the most renown, extensive meta-analyses published into one study
>try to poke holes in it
>use a few 19070s cites and play with figures to obscure them and claim hypocrisy
>china study still cited, talked about, re-published year after year
>oh fug at least my blog is on the second page of Google

>> No.10560314

>>10560299
I led a horse to water. Choose to do with it what you will. The only people falling for the China study anymore are gimmicky talk show hosts

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>>10560314
>10,000,000 copies sold
>4.9/5 on amazon
>he thinks because there's one naysayer the whole argument is debunked
You're dumber than a majority of trump voters
COPE

>> No.10560364

>>10560354
>its popular so it must be true!
Do you still think fat is bad for you, too? You're letting your own bias get in the way of a well placed argument against a guy who barely even touched on the actual china study in his book. There are graphs proving his conclusions from the study wrong. Hes biased, so are you. Let go already and maybe dig a little deeper on the subject and form your own opinion away from what you choose to eat.

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>>10558098
>in fact, some Vegans are able to impregnate women WITHOUT using semen due to microbial growth on the foreskin that can carry fluid from previous masturbations to the womb

>> No.10561231

I don't eat food that pretends to be other food, I don't have an eating disorder. If I wanted to eat vegan I would eat vegetables prepared as vegetables. The thought of vegan salmon saddens me.

>> No.10561242

>>10558098
>in fact, some Vegans are able to impregnate women WITHOUT using semen due to microbial growth on the foreskin that can carry fluid from previous masturbations to the womb
I refuse to believe that even a vegan would believe this excuse from his girlfriend.

You could literally claim immaculate conception and be more credible.

>> No.10561249

>>10551482
It's expensive as fuck compared to the non-vegan alternative and I need money to keep a roof over my head.

It's really easy to follow your beliefs when there's no real consequence.

>> No.10561581
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out of curiosity, how many people here are actually vegans, not just shitposting and (you)baiting retards who aren't vegans?

>> No.10561611

>>10558204
I don't know what the fuck was up with that show
but I remember it pretty well

>> No.10561618

>>10558289
rice, beans, and corn, makes a whole protein supposedly
however there is a reason that we have always tried to hunt for our protein, it's just easier that way.

>> No.10561623

>>10559108
wasn't it soy that gives the manboob problem?

>> No.10561643

>>10552785
My digestive system nigga
loads of people eat meat all the time, and have been.
Don't tell me you're an anti-evolution christcuck.

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>>10561581
I'm vegan. Lucky for me though this is my cheat week so I am currently enjoying a nice meatloaf.

>> No.10561764

>>10561646
I thought vegans can't use bait.

>> No.10561771

>>10551482
>plant based butchery
I can hear his handlebar mustache through the screen.

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>>10558098
Great post.

>> No.10561830

>>10558098
Top kek

>> No.10561885
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>We painted this grain paste to look
like real meat, so it must taste like real meat!

>> No.10561905

>>10560364
Wruh. Wruh. Wrong. Your link from Google where you didn't even open her blog post confirms it. You didn't even read it. Nice try though, Cletus.

>> No.10561952

>>10560210
>Nutritionfacts
Its a snake oil salesmen that peddles immortality. His hook is literally telling you you wont die of any illness as a vegan

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>>10560299
>>oh shit the most renown, extensive meta-analyses published into one study
Meta analysis without understanding confounding elements (or with obfuscation of confounding elements) is the hallmark of vegan science by impressionable college students and snake oil salesmen all over. The China Study as a pile of stats was and still is a treasure trove of data on the way we live and how we die as a result. The China Study by Campbell is a brochure for veganism thats been ripped apart over and over again by anyone who does any amount of digging into the source material.
>Dairy product has a +2 correlation with any disease? All animal products gurantee youll get it.
>A specific plant fiber from a region that has never had a disease before? Eating any plant with non descript "fiber" immunizes you from this disease
Getting to where I want to make an info graphic, Im getting paranoid that Im repeatedly telling the same guy that Campbell and Gregor are con artists

>> No.10562125

>>10551482
Contains no meat and yet they try to sell it off at a much higher price than the actual things.

>> No.10562730

>>10562117
>trove on veganism
What? Are you retarded? It simply shows the well known, even by the WHO, that meat is cancer. Do you have Alzheimer's already?
Not even vegan

>> No.10562741

Where I live, this sort of vegan food is far more expensive than traditional meats.

>> No.10562819

>>10562741
You can make a vegan burger with pretty much any type of bean and plant
I pestle up black beans and pumpkin for patties all the time. It costs like $.60/patty. It tastes much better than beef, too. I also make my own burger seasoning.
My dirty meatcuck friends haven't figured out I'm vegan yet even after burgers and football at mine.

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>>10560113
>Reminder that almost all water was once part of a dinosaur at one point, rendering veganism impossible to follow to the letter.

>> No.10562880
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>>10562840
Daily reminder that you can eat healthy, more-so, without adding to animal cruelty.

Arguments like this get me off. I've been waiting for the dumbest comment of the thread. I can't like for hours ago when someone mentioned b12, but you've taken the cake. I came burgers to this comment.

Say something more retarded for me. Please?

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>>10559108
>mike tyson "became" a vegan to shed 140lbs to get into fighting shape.

The nigger shit himself thin and now he's back to steak and eggs.

If you actually think you can get to his size on rabbit food you're fucking retarded.

>> No.10563158

>>10551482
Hey vegans, if you can convince all the carnivores in the animal kingdom to stop hunting and eating other animals, then ill stop eating meat... Im waiting...

>> No.10563174

>>10551482
my penis

>> No.10563216

>>10552071
If that P value was just 0.004 higher, the results would've been insignificant.

>> No.10563225

>>10552785
>a vegan resorting to psuedoscience
What a shock

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>>10558098
>Studies in the journal of Feminist Flax Studies

>> No.10563358

>>10551487
eat beans if u need proteins

>> No.10563368

>>10558289
beans have and artichoke

>> No.10563369

There is no such thing as a vegan. All those faggot vegans drive cars, use makeup, buy stuff with plastic, etc. All that shit is made using animal parts. I have never met a true vegan. At most they are vegetarians. Show me a vegan that doesnt use ANYTHING made with animal products.

>> No.10563674

>>10562730
>He doesnt know
The China Study is a book by a snake oil salesman. The study done in china the book claims to be based on is actually called "Diet, Life-Style, and Mortality in China: A Study of the Characteristics of 65 Chinese Counties."

>> No.10563679

>>10551482
>>10558573
Quarter pounders are superior, even Donald Trump agrees. They're his favorite thing to order at McDonalds followed by a Filet-o-Fish.

>> No.10563740

>>10551482
Cause I'm not a faggot

>> No.10563744

>>10563740
Wtf why it isn't working?

>> No.10563747

>>10563744
use ctrl+s, retard

>> No.10563768

>>10563747
hmm

>> No.10563771

>>10563768
wtf

>> No.10563779

>>10563747
didn't work

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>>10558098
>in fact, some Vegans are able to impregnate women WITHOUT using semen due to microbial growth on the foreskin that can carry fluid from previous masturbations to the womb

>> No.10563978

>>10551482
Why does it emulate meat?

>> No.10563989

>>10558098
Yeah im sure all of these connections are causal, btw did you know that an overwhelming amount of heroinist drink milk? Hence drinking milk leads to consuming herion

>> No.10564021

>>10561905
I did. The guys conclusions from the china study are unfounded and dumb

>> No.10564048

>>10559905
once again a vegan argument that only attacks conventional tyson-tier shit meat. its really not hard to get organic pasture raised meat without antibiotics and hormones.

>> No.10564057

>>10551482
I had vegan neighbors once, they were complete cunts so i called cps on them and their got taken away for child abuse because they were so malnourished

>> No.10564063

im anaemic

>> No.10564082

>>10552935
imagine being so biologically illiterate that you think IRON you know the stuff that allows your blood cells to carry oxygen is bad for you
>b vitamin deficiency
>low oxygen circulation
vegans are giving themselves brain damage

>> No.10564106

>>10564021
>Still replying to the autist
All you have to do is whisper "snake oil salesman" and he runs away, shotguns some new threads and gets banned for spamming.

>> No.10564158

>>10562880
>Getting off on what other people say on a Indian movie website.
>Mocking what is decisively a /s4s/quatch post.
Wow, that sounds like a terrible way to pass the time.

>> No.10564372

>>10551482
Why are vegans so obsessed with trying to imitate meat?

>> No.10564649

>>10563779
you're doing it wrong

>> No.10564662
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>>10559108
kek

>> No.10564680

>>10551772
Okay how about the fact that farming foods organicly creates more animal death and cruelty than basic livestock.
>Unless rodents and bugs don't count
Then the whole argument of why eat a pig but not a pug bullshit is straight out the window

>> No.10564692

>>10551514
Most people aren't born into veganism and enjoy the taste of meat, so having these products help them make the transition.

Also,
>wahhhhh why are people doing things with food to make them look and taste different
Don't think you belong on a cooking board.

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>>10561581

>> No.10564858
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>>10561581
I'm vegan

>> No.10564874

>>10561581
I'm vegan, but I still eat eggs, dairy, and meat on the weekends.

>> No.10564882

>>10561581
Vegan for 3 months.
I love it.
Enjoy food more.
Better energy.
Cleaner mind.
More passionate.
Less apathetic.
It's just great.

>> No.10564891

>>10564858
>JU
>ST

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>>10558098
Who wants to be in the screencap?

>> No.10564940

>>10559784
>>10560216
>>10561194
>>10561242
>>10563887
So how exactly is this a dumb statement?
I presume that's it's a combination of the fact that you don't need to ejaculate to impregnate someone and something among the lines of:
>Fluid from previous masturbation
>Not Semen
Am I right here?

>> No.10564951

>>10564901
this guy clearly does
>>10564940

>> No.10564987

>>10564951
Fuck off samefag

>> No.10565023

Why do vegans try so hard to make their food look like meat? Just eat fucking meat if you're craving it that much.

>> No.10565031

>>10552236
>I don't like animals being killed to satisfy the desire to taste meat.
Yet you're fine with other form of life being killed to sustain yourself. You, sir, are a hypocrite.

>> No.10565039

>>10564940
>>Fluid from previous masturbation
>>Not Semen
When sperm is outside the body it dies really fast. Unless its a super controlled environment like a sperm bank or an environment naturally designed for sperm like the womb your swimmers will be dead in a matter of minutes, . The fluid may be there but the potent part is dead whether youre a vegan or not. Among the rest of the unsourced horseshit, that line is by far the silliest.

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>>10565023

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>>10565031

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>>10565135
>Implying I'm not actually a Kirby.

>> No.10565234

> Veganism: The bored privileged white kids disease.

you white fuckers and your fear of food crack me up.

>> No.10565626

>>10551482
i dont need an excuse, but vegan isn't a good excuse for anything. ever.

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>>10565135
I don't though, animals are fun!

>> No.10566313

>>10564649
How so?

>> No.10566411

>>10551482
Sorry man I'm straight

>> No.10566497

>>10564858
>I'm vegan
>Proceeds to JUST himself

Like pottery

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>>10565135

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>>10558098
>in fact, some Vegans are able to impregnate women WITHOUT using semen due to microbial growth on the foreskin that can carry fluid from previous masturbations to the womb
Next you're gonna tell me it makes the baby black too.

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>>10564901
I need to mark my place in this atrocity of a thread

>> No.10566863

>>10551514
big if true

>> No.10566977

I’m not a vegan

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>>10551486
/thread/
>MFW vagans arent institutionalized

>> No.10566985

>>10566981
>he /threads after 300 posts
Newfag

>> No.10567095

>>10551482
I have a feeling they actually aren't very good butchers

>> No.10567151

>>10567095
I have a feeling butchering fake meat is still technically a butcher. I also have a feeling of death from the low IQ posters in this thread.

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>>10552785
>Name one physiological adaptation humans have for eating meat.
We can digest it for one, and another reason is that meat contain B-vitamins that several of the races that live around the world couldn't get in another way than eating meat.

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>>10558317
>oysters
>vegan

>> No.10567197

>>10552785
oh and by the way you vegecuck
most herbivores are opportunistic and will ditch their cucked diet for meat

>> No.10567199

>>10558314
Baboons eat meat every chance they get. So do Chimpanses you mongoloid.

>> No.10567212

I dislike the idea that the life of an animal is greater than the life of a plant. I get a pet and it dies in a month. I plant a seed and it grows for many months. I barely have to feed plants and they fetch their own water. I have a more of an attachment to the trees I've planted than the animals I've raised. Animals also steal my plant's babies. So to get rid of animals, I eat them.

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>>10558098
>in fact, some Vegans are able to impregnate women WITHOUT using semen due to microbial growth on the foreskin that can carry fluid from previous masturbations to the womb

>> No.10567344

>>10552785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk
He ate a buurd.

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>>10551831
Soyboy

>> No.10567518

>>10567241
>chimps eat animals so I can feel good and willingly contribute to 60,000,000,000 animal deaths per year
Faggot

>> No.10567521

>>10559332

That is clearly russian propaganda to feminize the west

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>>10567511
Soyposter

>> No.10567523

>>10551482
People hate vegans because so many of you constantly push your agenda and personal choices on others.

fuck off and die

>> No.10567524

>>10567521
The West is already feminized thanks to dairy and mammalian estrogen

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>>10567523
Triggered by altruism

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>>10558098
in fact, some Vegans are able to impregnate women WITHOUT using semen due to microbial growth on the foreskin that can carry fluid from previous masturbations to the womb
>due to microbial growth on the foreskin
>fluid from previous masturbations

>> No.10567676

>>10567212
Plants are greater than animal because it gives us food, and it gives us oxygen to breathe.

>> No.10568001

>>10558349
eggs are proto-meat
they're honorary meatryans

>> No.10568244

>>10551514
you can like the taste of meat but not like or want to support the meat industry for the way they treat cattle for many reasons such as: you don't like the way animals are treated in those environments or you do not want to support a business that focuses too much on production over keeping their slaughterhouses sanitary. Maybe you dont like the meat you are getting because it's filled with hormones to maximize a cow's body mass for food production. Or maybe you are just allergic.

>> No.10568247

>>10553075
>>10558488
Have you ever met a vegan?

>> No.10568285

>>10551746
my dude
suprised to see VGB on here. Their stuff is pretty solid and I'm not even vegan

>> No.10568295

>>10551482
Having testicles

>> No.10568824

>>10559365
>Would you eat 500 grams of ground beef a day?
I just did.
>tfw I was forced to be vegetarian for 8 years by stupid parents

>> No.10568997

>>10568247
Of course I have. They're beautiful. It's like looking at the sun. If you look too long you'll lose your eyesight. I knewe one who was maybe 60 years old. The dude looked like he was 27 tops. The only reason I hate vegans is because I get mogged hard whenever they're around. I really want some vegan dick.

>> No.10570619

>>10568295
Insecure numale