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10553550 No.10553550 [Reply] [Original]

Cheese Edition. Any webms are welcome but you earn double points for cheese related or original content.

>> No.10553567

does anyone have the webm of an indian guy making omelettes?

>> No.10553577

>>10553550
>earn double points
how do i check how many points i have?

>> No.10553584

>>10553550
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10553604
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>>10553577
Currently zero since you didn't post anything.

>> No.10553756

fuck off faggot, other one is still up webm boi.

>> No.10553759
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>> No.10553778
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>>10553567
this one?

>> No.10553811

>>10553778

HOW DOES HE GET OUT?

>> No.10553828

>>10553811
n-nani?!

>> No.10553911
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>>10553778

>> No.10553919

>>10553811
Why is /ck/ so fucking terrible at forcing memes?

>> No.10553929
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>>10553567
Of course. Here you go!

>> No.10553930
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>> No.10553957

>>10553778
>glorious nippon eggs folded over 1000 times

>> No.10553978
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>> No.10554009

>>10553930
>Delicious healthy food
>Dump literal gallons of melted cheese over everything

Why do Americans do this?

>> No.10554013
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>>10554009
>pure carbs are healthy
Why do Europoors do this?

>> No.10554021

>>10554009
>outing yoursepf as anerican by not knowing what raclette is

>> No.10554027

>>10554009
Actually, that's a swiss/french dish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raclette

>> No.10554031

>>10554013
Of the 3 macros, the least of it is carbs. That meal is mostly protein and fat

>> No.10554038
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>>10554009
>thinking an American would even begin with a healthy food basis

>> No.10554047

Anyone got the video of a chef preparing crab in carious ways?

>> No.10554048

>>10554013
>making up stuff about europeans
>resorting to infantile namecalling
Why do Americans do this?

>> No.10554052
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>>10554047

>> No.10554063
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>> No.10554074

>>10554052
Everything in this video seems alien to me.

>> No.10554080

>>10554052
G-got more?

>> No.10554083

>>10553550
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10554085
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>>10554009
>whining about cheese in a cheese thread

>> No.10554090

>>10554063
I had to turn that off after the first 5 seconds of him fumbling. Does he still have all his thumbs at the end?

>> No.10554107

>>10553978
i dont like this

>> No.10554121

>>10554085
There's a difference between enjoying cheese and abusing it. Fucking amerimutts

>> No.10554123
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>>10553978
That anon who couldn't afford milk for his cereal could've used that milk.

>> No.10554124

>>10554009
I give this bait a 5/10. You got a couple people but I'm not your average fish.

>> No.10554127
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Cheese pizza?

>> No.10554132

>>10554121
Again, like so many have already told you, that dish isn't American.

>> No.10554134

>>10554090
yes but its terrible all the way through. its not hard, you just need to cut the adductor muscles

>> No.10554140
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>>10554124
Yet there you are, flopping around in his net.

>> No.10554146

>>10554127
Too bad none of that changes how shitty Dominos Pizza is

>> No.10554159

>>10554140
>pointing at the hook is the same as being caught by it
??????

>> No.10554174
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>> No.10554185

>>10554174
I'm sure there's nothing more to this story

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>>10554159
You gave him your (you).
The only way to win is to ignore.
And fish can't even point.

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>>10554205

>> No.10554225

>>10554174
fucking meme'd, this is what happens when you fuck with people earning minimum wage. What a faggot lol, got cucked by a burger girl.

>> No.10554253
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>> No.10554297

>>10554174
did he have his dick out or what?

>> No.10554301

>>10553778
you know I've always wondered, why don't japanese omelettes include add-ins like western omelettes? Seem like it'd be easy to throw like some onions and spinach in there at least. Is it a cultural thing?

>> No.10554303

>>10554185
>>10554297
he tried to use a hardees gift card at mcdonalds

>> No.10554306
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>>10554297
He honked the horn at them.

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>>10554080

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>>10553550

>> No.10554328

>>10554315
How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10554338

>>10554315
>filename
nice

>>10554328
he can't, he has to cook them all first

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>> No.10554372

>>10554253
Good post

>> No.10554375

>>10554360
When are we gonna get around to doing this to an actual giant squid?

>> No.10554386

>>10554310
I know I'm pushing my luck but.. more?

>> No.10554393

>>10554375
Those big ones probably taste like shid.

>> No.10554406

>>10554306
That's not exciting

>> No.10554421

>>10554328
There he goes. He posted it again.

>> No.10554428

>>10554253
Shit I didn't realise this was so pointlessly large, I should resize it.

>> No.10554434

>>10554253
Reminds me of an asshole popping out anal beads

>> No.10554437
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>> No.10554445

>>10554428
thanks for your consideration

>> No.10554459
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earlier today

>> No.10554470

>>10554459
were they good?

>> No.10554474

>>10554459
Not bad at all anon

>> No.10554480

>>10554459
>gay baby millennial has to constantly be filming everything he does
i wish you dropped your stupid phone in and blew up your asshole to mars

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>>10553577
You need to go back

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>> No.10554516

>>10554140
how no break eggos?

>> No.10554525 [DELETED] 

>>10554174
do really americans do this?

>> No.10554527

>>10554470
Fuck yes they were good. The thinner one was actually the best because of the marbling. They'd actually been frozen for a couple months so I'm really glad how well they turned out.

>>10554474
Thanks

>>10554480
What problems do you have with filming grilling, anon? It was 15 seconds of recording and someone wanted to see it.

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>> No.10554543

>>10554253
This triggers my arachnophobia

>> No.10554548
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Cheese?

>> No.10554555
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>>10554140
>overcooked egg sandwich with the eggs outside the bread
The king would never serve that.

>> No.10554596

>>10554315
how DOES he GET out for real folks, just how. did he died in there or got out. or did his virgin half ditch him without saying a word?

>> No.10554621

>>10554031
The meal was literally mostly potatoes and bread you blind retard. If you are talking about the webm he posted (the full English), England is no longer apart of Europe. So either way you're retarded, because he wasn't referencing his own webm, he was referencing the Raclette (since the post he replied too was talking about the Raclette dish being healthy).

>> No.10554629

>>10554621
>England is no longer apart of Europe.
Retard alert

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>> No.10554636

>>10554621
>England is no longer apart of Europe.

Really? I could have sworn that Great Britain was still on the European plate. When did they move it, and where did they move it to?

>> No.10554642

>>10554621
>str8 up retard here folks, screaming for attention.

>> No.10554646
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>> No.10554649

>>10554630
Why are they so terrible at pouring? Looks tasty though

>> No.10554651

>>10554127
Why does he try so hard at a mediocre job where even if you get promoted will never make more than 20 dollars an hour even if you become an owner?

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>> No.10554660

>>10554646
>girl
no, you're wrong.

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>> No.10554665

>>10554646
>girl
"Girl"

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>> No.10554673

>>10553929
Ruined it once he put the sauce on

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>> No.10554687

>>10554665
Just a girl like any other. Don't be mean

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>> No.10554702

>>10554301
I'm sure they do sometimes but to answer the general thrust of your argument the answer is because a lot of asian food, yes that includes japan, is habitually bland.

>> No.10554703

>>10554669
Huh, I was actually hoping to see a webm of real lavage.

>> No.10554714

>>10554662
damn, gordon is looking rough

>> No.10554715

>>10554695
Weird. He legit seems more normal and less moronic in his body language when it's reversed

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>>10554715
Does this mean his videos only make sense when played in reverse.

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>>10553567
Sure

>> No.10554737

>>10554721
can i have those graham crackers after she's done using them

>> No.10554745
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>>10554584
That's because your so called king doesn't know shit!

>> No.10554748

>>10554315
>filename
cringe

>> No.10554752

>>10554485
>Every/ck/WebmThread.webm

>> No.10554754

>>10554728
easily the worst egg king, can practically taste the butane in the egg through this webm

>> No.10554756

>>10554009
>Why do Americans do this?
Swiss

>> No.10554758

Why so many egg sandwich street food vendors? It's a pretty basic food, I can't imagine what the draw is

>> No.10554765
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>> No.10554770

>>10554758
very cheap, fast, hot food with decent flavour, especially in countries such as india where beef is not widely eaten and so things like burgers and kebabs are completely impractical drunk/night shift worker foods

>> No.10554775

>>10554306
Yep, that's a guy shooting at butter.

>> No.10554777

>>10554770
also, eggs are available all year round and can be stored for relatively long periods of time without refridgeration

>> No.10554780

>>10554775
I assume Glock's researching special bullets for shooting Americans.

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>>10554754
>he doesn't even know about the high flame cooking techniques known as Wok Hei.
>thinks he's qualified to comment
Nigger please..

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>>10554780

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>>10554780

>> No.10554800

>>10554745
>"This Griller named Pajeet, he may shit in the street but his omelettes are pretty neat ."

>> No.10554815
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>>10553756
nice meme you got there

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>> No.10554826
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>>10554819
>tfw I make that everyday

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>> No.10554854

>>10554819
Pretty clever to build your restaurant on top of hell

>> No.10554859

>>10553929
Fell for the fast cooking meme. Not a bad egg sandwich but ruined it at the end when he transformed it into something else.
>>10554140
Fucking terrible. Overcooked egg and 99% of the flavor will come from his feet. I would rather eat an egg sandwich from the virgin than this guy.
>>10554315
Perfect. This man is basically set in stone the only correct way in how to make an egg sandwich.
>>10554728
Flames, speed, preparado. This man is a meme with all the tricks in the book only to serve a plate of vomit.
>>10554745
If it wasn't for the amount of oil and all the old egg he scraps to into your sandwich it would be bad but I'm literally gagging writing this. I would still eat his egg sandwich in fear of all the hitmen he has and that leather shirt is menacing.

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>>10554859
Give up, surly king. The sweat dripping from your dirty wife beater is no substitute for salt. Your sandwiches are under cooked and flavorless, except for that disgusting musky sweat taste. Fix your fan.

>> No.10554933

>>10554745
Don't these people worship chickens?

>> No.10554945

>>10554629
>>10554636
>>10554642
>leave the EU
>just because the land mass is still in the european continent you are EU

Hmmm, I guess brexit was for nothing then huh?

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>>10554780

>> No.10554957

>>10554945
No one said eu though. Europe is the continent, eu is the european union

>> No.10554959

>>10554819
>we need bok choi!
>when do you need it?
>yesterday!
>on it boss

>> No.10554963

>>10554945
>Dumbass Europeans can't even tell when people are talking about their entire continent

>> No.10554965

>>10554957
This. And not to mention Brexit hasn't even taken effect yet.

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>> No.10555023

>>10554957
Yes, but you don't call English people Europoors anymore you fucking retard. Just the same way you don't call Mexicans American just because they are in North America.

Are you really this dense?

>> No.10555024

>>10554646
>thicc girl
>girl
Literally looks like the amerimutt meme

>> No.10555040

>>10555023
What, no, it's not the same at all you fucking idiot.

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>>10555023
Brace yourselves, he's going all-in!

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SO HOW ABOUT THAT COOKING AND OR FOOD? I FIND IT MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN GEOGRAPHY.

>> No.10555063

>>10554915
He clearly throws some salt on.

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>>10554853

>> No.10555078

I came
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYS4cX8KSGA

>> No.10555084

>>10553550
Those graphics pissed me off. Some retard added that shit thinking it looked really clever and mathematic. Fucking hell.
Also, this is the best cheese cutting video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6vP4eDmEQ

>> No.10555093

>>10555023
Leave my country you absolute unit fucking hell Mexico is in north America you retard

>> No.10555095

>>10554503
wtf is this

>> No.10555102

>>10554646
I want to date him so bad

>> No.10555107

>>10555063
>clearly
He throws something on there alright, but that could just as well been a handful of sand.

>> No.10555126

>>10554174
How can I buy this girl a beer?

>> No.10555135

>>10554646
El goblino gordito...

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>> No.10555139

>>10555095
Perfect coffee
Says right there

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>>10554655

>> No.10555146

>>10554315
Obligatory

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>> No.10555154

>>10555141
Wouldn't this make more sense if they were the glazed kind? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain ones.

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>> No.10555192

>>10555137
>you will never experience such bliss

>> No.10555194
File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, grilled cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.10555196

>>10555159
Which porno is this?

>> No.10555197
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>> No.10555198
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>> No.10555206
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>> No.10555207

>>10555194
>Shun knife product placement.

>> No.10555212

>>10555153
Women can't cook lmao

>> No.10555218

>>10555093
>calling someone retarded when your reading comprehension is this bad

???

>> No.10555219

>>10555164
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>> No.10555223

>>10555206
How does she get out without breaking the butter?

>> No.10555225
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>> No.10555227
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>> No.10555237
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>>10555227
>tfw haven't had sushi in months
I'd deepthroat that desu

>> No.10555244
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>>10555237
i'll take you out for sushi if you deepthroat me

>> No.10555254

>>10555244
no way fag

>> No.10555257

>>10555244
that's a dude you're talking to

>> No.10555258

>>10555257
iknow

>> No.10555264
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>> No.10555265
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>>10555244
How about I knock you out, steal your wallet and then get sushi for myself, faggot?
And then I'll deepthroat you.

>> No.10555266
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>>10555258
wtf?!

>> No.10555270

>>10555265
Cringe.

>> No.10555275

>>10554052
>bowl of cheese with gravy on top
What the fuck, America?

>> No.10555280

>>10555266
Everyone on this site is either gay or bisexuals who masturbate to women. Nobody on this site has actually had sex with a woman.

>> No.10555282

>>10554013
Not only are you grossly misinformed about the differences between carbs, protein, and fat, but that meal looks unironically amazing.

>> No.10555289

>>10555265
way to make your age obvious

>> No.10555290
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>>10554027
>>10554021
Congratulations on finding the bait.

>> No.10555293
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>> No.10555297

>>10555280
speak for yourself you fucking failure queer

>> No.10555305

>>10555293
Based

>> No.10555306
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>>10555282
So bread and potatoes aren't carbs? Were it not for the laws of this land I would have killed you.

>> No.10555307
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>>10555264

>> No.10555312

>>10555306
sabers are basically western katanas

>> No.10555313

>>10554360
I'm a little disappointed they cut it in half to gut it. Can you imagine serving the squid whole and stuffed? Or calamari rings bigger than the plate they're served on?

>> No.10555321
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>>10554780

>> No.10555324

>>10554780
lawl

>> No.10555336
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>> No.10555342

>>10555306
Two friends of mine are getting married later this year. I think I'm going to get them a saber for the champagne at their wedding.

>> No.10555343

>>10555342
I'm sure that will go over exactly as planned with no mishaps whatsoever.

>> No.10555368

>>10555336
Is this the new crust cutting

>> No.10555380

>>10555141
Why? Not "Why is she doing this?" Obviously the answer to that is, "Because people are masturbating to it." Just why.

>> No.10555397

>>10554745
absolute egg kino

>> No.10555398

>>10555194
Aside from the fact that he's using entirely too much cheese, I've never understood what the problem was.

>> No.10555399
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>>10553778
>tfw you're the only person who understands the joke (even if it's a bit of a stretch)

>> No.10555400

>>10554651
Why be mediocre at any job.

>> No.10555412
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>>10555225

>> No.10555427

>>10555293
I have no idea what he just did, or why he did it, but I like it.

>> No.10555442

>>10553604
What was the hipster eating?

>> No.10555446

>>10555442
more like faggots eating

>> No.10555448

>>10555442
looks like a dry instant ramen square wrapped in seaweed

>> No.10555452
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>> No.10555457

soy

>> No.10555490

>>10554765
>meatball
Why

>> No.10555503
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>> No.10555506
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>> No.10555513

>>10555506
One of the worst recipes I've seen in my life.

>> No.10555523

>>10555506
I feel like the amount of effort it would take to make this would just be better spent either: making something else, going out to eat, or just actually making the same thing but from scratch.

>> No.10555533

>>10554646
absolute unit

>> No.10555538

>>10555293
asians are the most disgusting group of ""people""

>> No.10555544

>>10555398
>butter on bread
>oil on grill
>more butter on bread

>> No.10555582

>>10553911
That thing is too cute to eat. I would feel bad, especially after he tucked it into a little bed and covered it up with an egg blankie like it's his bear son

>> No.10555603

>>10553550
Italians are retarded
So much effort for a shitty result

>> No.10555614

>>10554123
This, wasting milk is a faggot activity

>> No.10555620

>>10554315
HOW
EGGS

>> No.10555621

>>10554503
Do you have any more of these?

>> No.10555627

>>10554584
How does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10555632

>>10554013
>american doesn't know what carbs are
Explains a lot.

>> No.10555637

>>10555342
I hope you let them know before hand that you plan on being an attention seeking faggot

>> No.10555638

>>10555095
it was the /ck/ vs /o/ game from earlier today. /ck/ won 3-1

>> No.10555649

>>10555400
Because the fag you replied to is an entitled bitch who was born at the turn of the century and can't comprehend a proper work ethic

>> No.10555659

>>10555582
youre too cute

>> No.10555673

>>10554555
is there a reason he overpoured the sake?

>> No.10555687

>>10554685
Isn't this the video where they cook the pizza in a garbage-fueled oven?

>> No.10555695

>>10554651
hes a brainwashed slave

>> No.10555700

>>10554529
>>10554555

There's just something so comfortable about these clips.

>> No.10555710

>>10554174
love this losers rage

>> No.10555723

>>10555687
yes and he throws few olives at the top of pizza also.

>> No.10555728
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>>10555582
>That thing is too cute to eat.

>> No.10555735

>>10555673
It's just to look generous with the booze.

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>>10553911

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>> No.10555857

>>10554127

>throwing all that shit around

I'd hate to clean up the store after him.

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>>10555845

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>>10555137

>> No.10555942

>>10555196
Ava Dalush
Don't know the niggers name

>> No.10555952

>>10554702
I guess so? I mean it looks like it could be tasty, but fuck, put some ham or bacon and onions and green peppers and stuff in it. A dense log of egg with filling sounds wonderful. And yes, I realize that this can be a sushi topping but still.

>> No.10555967

>>10554052
Not sure what this is, but it looks pretty tasty. Like a french onion soup.

>> No.10555978

>>10554859
shut the fuck up retard

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>>10554780

>> No.10556006

>>10555673
It's just a traditional Japanese thing. They used to drink sake out of the little wooden boxes like you see the glass sitting in. Now they pour sake into the glass and let it overflow into the box so it looks like you got more.
As opposed to ordering a glass of red wine and it only being filled 1/3 the way.

>> No.10556057
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Have you ever seen something that made you not want to eat anymore? Pic related has made it hard for me to eat meat since I watched it.

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>> No.10556118

>>10556057
why though? don't tell me you have a heart made of butter

>> No.10556143
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>>10556060

>> No.10556151

>>10556060
>you know those cute little sculptures the Japs make out of rice? What if we took that concept, but made it fucking gross?

>> No.10556157

>>10555845
>black hand

>> No.10556158

>>10553911
cute but it would taste like shit

>heating sesame oil to cook in
>using fresh glutinous rice for fried rice
>pan clearly not hot enough

5/10

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>>10555802

>> No.10556176
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Cheese?

>> No.10556181

>>10554174
can i get this with sound?

>> No.10556182

>>10553911
Is this by a real asian? Sesame oil is a finishing oil, not a cooking one

>> No.10556186

>>10556181
Not on this board.

>> No.10556204

>>10556186
but like a youtube video or something

>> No.10556205

>>10556182
You can cook in non-toasted sesame oil. The finishing one is *toasted* sesame oil which has a strong flavor and a low smoke point. The non-toasted oil is mild in taste and handles deep frying temps just fine.

>> No.10556213

>>10555506
don't know how people eat this heavy ass shit for breakfast.

Guaranteed to make you feel like shit just because of all the sodium.

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>> No.10556238

>>10555506
>what if we took a breakfast burrito, but made it needlessly complicated and shitty?

>> No.10556239

>>10556224
>mass of carbs
>mass of cheese
>WA LA

these videos were always lazy, but it's reached new lows.

>> No.10556257

>>10556006
>so it looks like you got more
sounds like a jew move

>> No.10556264

>>10556060
Grow up.

>> No.10556269

>>10554127
the John Henry of domino's pizza

>> No.10556272

>>10556060
I'm beginning to think Star Wars is some sort of social virus that destroys people. I don't know how grown men can be so fucking pathetic that they need some form of their fantasyland on display at all times. Literally babby tier coping mechanism.

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>>10556272
I know right? How fucking dare people enjoy something? I come home from my job in the mines and just smash my dick in a drawer until it's time to sleep.

>> No.10556331

>>10556328
I'm not saying don't enjoy things. I'm saying that these people are mentally unstable. It's not just a hobby or past time.

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>> No.10556342

>>10555136
stop
fucking
with
me

>> No.10556345

>>10556332
I don't have an appropriate enough vomiting image. This webm made me physically retch.

>> No.10556351

>>10556328
Enjoying things is fine. Enjoying cartoons and children's toys as an "adult" is kind of strange.

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>>10556331
Got it, so you're saying people should only like what you like.

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>>10556332
God why

>> No.10556368

>>10556332
Okay, I've seen some sick shit but this one almost made me vomit.

>> No.10556371

>>10556368
>I've seen some sick shit
damn... you're so hardcore

>> No.10556372

>>10556352
literally all i'm saying is that when your hobby becomes an obsession that isolates you from adulthood perhaps it's time to limit exposure.

>> No.10556373

>>10556351
Hey it's not all that bad to enjoy cartoons or stuff like that just for god sake have some moderation.

>> No.10556377

>>10556362
I have a hunch it's porn.

>> No.10556378

>>10556176
this makes nobsense you don t look inside thr sandwixh when yoy eat it what the fuck this sjit ism too k7ch im fuxking done wfyck this planet

>> No.10556381

>>10556362
sleep tight, pizza

>> No.10556382

>>10556378
Are you ok anon? Do I need to contact a hospital?

>> No.10556387

>>10556176
>autistic kid with a tumor on his chin playing with cheese
>parental skeleton helping color said cheese
>skeleton using the stove because apparently 13 is too young to "cook"
>stupid fucking face in frame so he's clearly not even holding the camera
For what purpose?

>> No.10556389

>>10555095
FIFA 19 demo

>> No.10556392

>>10556378
hello my fellow al/ck/ poster

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>> No.10556397

>>10556377
I had no idea the pizza in bed can be seen as anything sexual

>> No.10556401

>>10556176
I wonder why he has a growth on his chin.
Maybe form all of the fucking food coloring.

>> No.10556402

>>10556397
it's in a bed anon, naked... think about it

>> No.10556406

>>10556397
Nothing sexier than enjoying some cheese pizza while cozy in bed.

>> No.10556417

>>10556402
>>10556406
Stupid sexy pizza!

>> No.10556425

>>10554480

Mad that your mom won't buy you a phone because you have no one to call, huh?

>> No.10556451

>>10555212

I guarantee there are ten men who have made this for every woman who has

>> No.10556459

>>10554146
>>10554651
>>10555857
y'll niggas be retarded if you think that's how he normally does it. He is clearly attempting a world record

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>>10556332
only white people would come up with something retarded like this

>> No.10556482

>>10554306
I hate people who shoot butter.

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>>10556459
LA Beast is our food record guy, he has over a dozen world records.

>> No.10556492

>>10556482
Not only that, he's using a Glock to destroy the butter. What a fuckin' asshole.

>> No.10556538

>>10556352
Jesus christ you're vain

>> No.10556575

>>10555223
By cooking all the butter first, then walking out.

>> No.10556586

>>10555280
------->/r9k/

>> No.10556587

>>10554758
What do you think is quick and easy to make, egg sandwiches or an entire entrée?

>> No.10556594

>>10556451
>woman can't cook and needs to copy men to make something stupid
LMAO

>> No.10556603

>>10555637
I never thought of it that way, you're right I'll inform them I'm going to be awesome at there wedding.

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>>10554503
>surly egg king
My fucking sides

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>>10555398
Why would there be a problem?

>> No.10556631

>>10556272
t.just posted the homemade cheese stormtrooper pics to Pinterest.

>> No.10556632

>>10554013
>ends with dipping the sausage in the yolk
Why did they have to make it so sexual all of a sudden?

>> No.10556637

>>10554765
>meatball
AAAAARGGHHH

>> No.10556682

>>10556332
Thisismyfetish.webm

>> No.10556687

>>10556332
On scale 1-10 i'll rate is 11, as high as
1.the maggots eater from sideroad carcass.webm
2.the snot eater woman gif

>> No.10556697

>>10556332
jackass did this like 18 years ago first with the vomit omelette

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>> No.10556759

>>10556425
well if my mom got me the fucking the phone then obviously i would have her to call now wouldn't i dumbass?

>> No.10556805

>>10555137
Anyone know the story? I assume he just avoided going to jail / is going to jail / just got out of jail

>> No.10556842

>>10556257
Nah Chinese are the Jews. Japanese are all about presentation and chances are a glass of sake in an izakaya like that only sets her back like 250 yen.

>> No.10557358

>>10554765
Would still eat it.
I have a strange affinity for meat combined with sweet, even where it clearly has no place.

>> No.10557378

>>10555845
It's difficult to tell apart videos that were made ironically or unironically in this world.

>> No.10557567

>>10554555
that sip she took was nearly erotic

>> No.10557882

>>10554854
kek

>> No.10557901

>>10555293
What is it with Chinese eating live animals for shits and giggles?

>> No.10558108
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>>10555141

>> No.10558155

>>10555312
oh god stfu
sabers are for poking while katanas are for slashing
very different weapons

>> No.10558193

>>10558155
>sabers are for poking
do u even fence bro?

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10558197

>>10554780
Kek

>> No.10558420

>>10555182
Every chef worth his salt has a chicken hairdryer in the kitchen

>> No.10558426

>>10554140
EEEEEEEGGGGGGSSS MAYMAYS

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>>10558426
Alright then, one more. But then you do your homework!

>> No.10558525

>>10553778
That looks great

>> No.10558630

>>10554646
What is this, a crossover episode?

>> No.10558664

>>10554745
the literal definition of chad
He fears no man and no egg

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