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>> No.10556745

>>10556724
Why is he trying so fucking hard to make it look difficult by going fast. I'm pretty sure I could take it at a normal pace and rotate those tokoyaki balls at the same rate. And God forbid he use a more effective tool than some metal chopsticks

>> No.10556764

>>10556745
He has probably been doing that for years, and is much more proficient in it than you.

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>>10556745

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>>10556745
I love how everyone on /ck/ is an expert at everything.

>> No.10556839

>>10556833
That dude looks in pain the entire time.
This resembles torture and not some skillful display of eating.

>> No.10556844

>>10556839
>Skillful display of eating

There are no tournaments and money to be made out of this fucknuts.

What there is are speed eating competitions and millions of views for eating very fast.

>> No.10556848

>>10556839
That was his fourth time in a row doing that. And man cannot improve himself without also suffering, for he is both the sculptor and the stone.

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>>10556844
Matt Stonie makes six figures a year from competitive eating competitions and has been doing it for years. So how is there "no money" in it?

>> No.10556867

>>10556859
I said there was no money in "Skillful displays of eating", while saying that speed eating and views give matt stonie money. I was saying the person I replied to was a dumbass, you numbnuts. Learn to understand context.

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>>10556867
How is him setting a world record not a "skillful display of eating"? What do you define as "skillful"?

>> No.10556877

>>10556872
Christ, the person i'm replying to originally was the one who said it wasn't, not me. Ask him. Are you just speedreading the post I replied to and my post?

>> No.10556881

>>10556764
looks more like he is just being a tryhard dipshit acting like turning over a round object is some kind of skill

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>>10556877
>wasn't me
Got it, you got called out.

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>> No.10556888

>>10556883
"That dude looks in pain the entire time.
This resembles torture and not some skillful display of eating."
- The original post someone else made. I was refuting this man's statement by saying that whatever he images "skillful displays of eating" to be don't make money, but speed eating DOES make money.

If you're going to reply to me, reply to what I actually said and not what you think I said, you hydrocephalic moron.

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>>10556888
Right, you're stating that speed eating does not count as a "skillful display of eating" and I am asking why you feel that way.

>> No.10556901

>>10556881
How would you it any differently?
It's not like he's adding any unnecessary movements or flair, unlike some other show-offy webms.

>> No.10556907

>>10556898
I don't. Read what the person i'm responding to said.
He said that speed eating looks like torture and not a skillful display of eating.
I said that whatever his skillful display of eating is, it doesn't make money.
What I consider to be a skillful display of eating is irrelevant in the context of what I said.

>> No.10556916

>>10556907
why is this board so fucking autistic

This goes far beyond any meme autism, you're the real deal

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>>10556907
So you made an assumption about what the other guy thinks is a "skillful display of eating" and then when asked to clarify what you think a "skillful display of eating" is you refuse to answer.
Have a nice night.

>> No.10556926

>>10556919
Whatever he thinks a skillful display of eating is, he thinks that matt stonie's eating looks like torture and is thus not a skillful display.
I was simply saying that matt stonie makes a lot of money from what he does and most other forms of eating aren't official competitions garnering millions of views.
What I think about skillful eating is irrelevant.

>> No.10556938

>>10556872
I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

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>>10556916
don't blame the board because of a retards going nuts

>> No.10556949

>>10556926
>>10556919
>>10556907
>>10556888
oh my fucking god lol

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>> No.10556959

>>10556745
Considering this webum is at like double speed, this guy is right.

>> No.10556962

>>10556949
lol

>> No.10556971

>>10556955
>Iran
>Drunk food

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>>10556974
That's the amazing thing about lifting and getting fit. You can actually eat MORE than a regular fat person since you have to eat big to get big.

>> No.10556992

>>10556887
haha nice!

>> No.10557000

>>10556975
whatever helps you eat, lardass

>> No.10557006

>>10556975
do amerisharts actually believe this?

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>> No.10557010

>>10556955
Jesus Christ, how does one clip contain so much incorrect and incompetence.

>> No.10557021

>>10556859
Damn how much is dollar shave club paying him?

>> No.10557041

>>10557010
*incorrectness
fucking yurobraps

>> No.10557053

>>10557007
I'm sure this tastes good, but I bet I can get a lot better meal for $85

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>> No.10557061

>>10557006
Hes not wrong.
If you exercise all day or live in the frozen north you need to eat more.
Ask any olympian.

>> No.10557062

>>10556955
>drunk foods being a thing in Iran and Turkey
>ramen being a drunk food, and that pitiful "ramen"
I fucking hate buzzfeed so much

>> No.10557067

>>10557061
Leading up to the Olympics Michael Phelps would eat 12,000 calories a day. And he's just a fucking swimmer, power lifters and Strong Men would eat 18,000 to 20,000.

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>>10557061
>>10557067

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>> No.10557098

>>10557067
absolute shit tier bait my friend

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>>10557098
>haha it's fucking clickbait made up shit
>He only ate 10,000 calories a day, not 12,000
>Don't you look fucking stupid?

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>>10557102
>getting this mad defending an obvious troll

>> No.10557118

>>10556833
He's spitting it back into the cup.

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God damn is late night /ck/ the most autistic board in the world?

>> No.10557140

>>10557067
is there something I'm missing? is there some european conversion for calories?. No one can eat even 75% of that many American calories without either vomiting or being hospitalized

>> No.10557143

>>10557139
you're here so yeah it is

>> No.10557145

>>10557140
that's like five big macs, dumbass

>> No.10557146

>>10557140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs40BtGpuCA
No.

>> No.10557150

>>10557139
I like to imagine this is what people in London will have to resort too when they finally ban all sharp and pointy objects.

>> No.10557151

>>10557145
5 big macs are less than 3500 calories retard

>> No.10557154

>>10557150
They ban bike tyres too, what makes you think hammers and tinfoil won't be banned.

>> No.10557163

>>10557154
>Oi you lot! Is that tinfoil I see sticking out of your bag?

>> No.10557164

>>10557145
multiply that by 6 and you are correct

>> No.10557167

>>10557151
>>10557164
in other words a mere mid morning snack for the average american

>> No.10557172

>>10557167
fair enough
you got me there

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>>10557167
So is it impossible or is it routine? You fucking Euros can't even keep your story straight.

>> No.10557181

>>10557167
>>10557172
samefag as fuck

you're not even trying lmao

>> No.10557183

>>10557181
samefag

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>>10556938
Think that says more about you than the vidya, my dude.

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this was yesterday for me

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this one too

>> No.10557197

>>10557191
soy incarnate

>> No.10557199

>>10557191
>>10557195
I'm glad you're making content but honestly it's not very interesting.

>> No.10557200

>>10557185
feels tingly on my dingus

>> No.10557203

>>10557163
Bin that foil or end up in the soil.

>> No.10557205

>>10557191
Yup that's chicken. How incredibly fascinating.

>> No.10557206

>>10557199
I'm glad you are commenting on content but honestly it's not very interesting.

>> No.10557208

>>10556745
Overcooked things are disgusting and it's a nice show since its street food

>> No.10557211

>>10557206
I'm glad you are commenting on cancer comments, but honestly kill yourself

>> No.10557212

>>10557191

Learn how to basic grilling, anon. You can't just randomly scatter your charcoal and expect things to cook evenly. You need to move that shit into a pile so you get a good hot area that will give you an actual sear

>> No.10557214

>>10557212
>fell for it

>> No.10557217

>>10557214

Is that some Jack garbage? I honestly don't even go into the webm threads anymore and just see what I see when I scroll past them.

>> No.10557225

>>10557211
I'm glad you are advising me to kill myself, but honestly, your mom gay.

>> No.10557231

>>10557225
>newfags reveal their reddit status

thank you and get out

>> No.10557236

>>10556959
Yeah and everybody else was just moving half speed?

>> No.10557238

>>10557231
>actual newfags reveal their newfag status for calling a poster reddit and not ebaumsworld.
Checkmate faggot

>> No.10557241

>>10557236
t. legally blind

>> No.10557244

>>10557238
kys whiteboy

>> No.10557248

>>10557238
>being this far in denial
i hope you learned a lot in your Encyclopedia Dramatica searches in the last half hour
go to sleep, you have school in a few hours

>> No.10557252

>>10557208
>extra maillard reaction is disgusting
Sure, ok.

>> No.10557253

>>10557244
>>10557248
200% mad
posters who use the reddit meme are all newfags, everyone knows this

>> No.10557259

>>10557253
better get to bed, we'll be her tomorrow

>> No.10557263

>>10557259
keep responding friend, I've got alllllll night to buttfrustrate you

>> No.10557264

>>10557259
>we'll be her tomorrow
kill yours degenerate tranny, you'll always be a man no matter how many dildos you shove up your ass

>> No.10557265

>>10556844
Speed eating in is a waste of food, and stupid as well as useless.

>> No.10557270

>>10557195
Got my mouth watering

>> No.10557274

>>10557264
my feminine penis is of no concern to you
unless you want to drop a little cash ;)

>> No.10557300

>>10556955
That fucking ramen jesus christ
>Brocolli
>a whole raw egg
>lime???
The fuck kinda shite ramen are they making ?

>> No.10557387

>>10557095
With sound
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RsGGQAJ3Bb8

>> No.10557397 [DELETED] 

>>10557300
You've never cracked an egg into your ramen while it's still cooking?

>> No.10557419

>>10556887
how do the eggs keep him in there without breaking?

>> No.10557436

>>10556745
because food culture in asia seems to have showmanship as a major feature, which is fucking retarded.

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>> No.10557449

>>10557062
Hilariously, even if they were, Döner isn't even a popular food in Turkey, it just originates there.

>> No.10557475

>>10557118

not sure if retarded or bait

>> No.10557477

>>10556898

probably rather just make the soup and dip toasted bread into it

>> No.10557486

>>10556724
>posting this when there's a webm of a cute trap doing the exact same thing
Retard

>> No.10557526

>>10556859
quite concerned about him biting his fingers tbqh

>> No.10557537

>>10556938
a buff guy eating a burrito?
time for some introspection chum(p)

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>>10557139
No, that's /r9k/, but as they're all also fat disgusting neckbeards they've made this their 2nd board. They add nothing of value except fast food threads, depressed whining and frog/wojak posts. Bottom of the barrel awful people, who love to talk about killing themselves, but just don't seem to actually do it.

>> No.10557592

>>10556971
>alcohol is banned so no one drinks

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Let's get this thread back on track.

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>> No.10557751

>>10557592
When alcohol is banned and more than 90% of the country are observant Muslims, yes, no one drinks. A culture behind what "drunk food" is wouldn't be able to form.

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>>10557007
>deep fried beef

>> No.10557776

>>10557139
No, that would be /g/.

>> No.10557794

>>10557007
That girl would've given a happy thumbs up if they fed her deep fried navel lint.

>> No.10557828

>>10557719
id pay to see jack cut his nails

>> No.10557832

>>10557751
lol if you believe this

>> No.10557834

>>10557179
Do Americans really eat this?

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>Indian food is bad-

>> No.10557943

>>10556833
>>10556859
>>10556872
very, very fucking gay

>> No.10557953

>>10557265
>Eating food is a waste of food
Damn, if only he left it at mc donalds so they threw it away instead of being consumed
*thinking emoji*

>> No.10558002

>>10557953
This is what vegans actually believe

>> No.10558013

>>10557838
-ass

>> No.10558014

>>10557212
The charcoal was initially in a pile for the steaks, then I scattered the coals across the grill to spread the heat. There were sausages that were getting even less heat.

>> No.10558015

>>10557838
>Indian food is bad-


>Eat a bite of this slop
>Take 2 steps
>Shit directly into the street

>> No.10558137

>>10557953
>eating food
Jesus fuck anon did you fail basic english?

>> No.10558168

>>10556887
does he have to sell all of those eggs to be able to get out without breaking any?

>> No.10558176

>>10556745
you never worked for a chinaman before have you? asians are 100% turned up when they work.

>> No.10558178

>>10558168
Why does this guy look like he could behead you within 30 seconds if you started some shit.

>> No.10558182

>>10556872
i prefer this guys workout and travel vids, but he is a cool guy. i think he beat cancer or something like that.

>> No.10558184

>>10556887
Why do I find it so annoying to see the fat fucks in the foreground sloppily scooping sushi or something into their mouths

>> No.10558191

>>10556919
she ate the cone!?
>>10556887
>he posted it again

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>>10558176

>> No.10558208

>>10557058
jesus tongue is the worst. remember that time you bit your tongue and it made a terrible crunch? yea, its like that over and over again and it never stops being that tough kind of crunchy.

>> No.10558211

>>10557102
>when i like her clitty for a few minutes

>> No.10558222

>>10557548
aaagh what is garbage sacks/garbage can

>> No.10558241

>>10557712
I will never not laugh at that filename.

>> No.10558247

>>10557195
>>10557191
you get a lot of shit for how you cook, but fuck if it turns out good then i dont care. looks tasty

>> No.10558252

>>10557437
i know american guiness is shit, but i hear that its better overseas, like smooth and creamy. so do people over there not like bear?

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>> No.10558408

>>10558184
Pretty sure they're eating hard boiled eggs

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>> No.10558456

>>10557751
Well I've been to Iran and people do drink alcohol, so there's that.

>> No.10558459

>>10556887
Based

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>>10558417
Get the fuck out.

>> No.10558478

>>10557236
That guy on the left would be a pipe hitting crack head twitching around like that if it was normal speed.

>> No.10558492

>>10558417
how did he microwave a metal fork?

>> No.10558493

>>10558200
you wok my world baby

>> No.10558496

>>10556887
how does he kill himself without sucking eggs?

>> No.10558504

>>10557751
just so you know
muslims are the biggest degenerates themselves
they just dont want anyone else to do it
the only thing they dont touch is pork
the quran says no drinking and no drugs and guess fucking what
they all drink and the majority of them are involved with drugs

>> No.10558516

>>10558492
Metal just reflects microwaves; that's why the walls are metal. If you put in only metal like a can, then you'll get some lightning as too many bounce around and damage your magneto when it has to reabsorb them. But if it's just a fork, the food will probably just get hit by the microwave on the next rebound.

>> No.10558541

>>10557062
It'd be real shame if somebody shot up the buzzfeed headquarters wouldn't it.

>> No.10558562

>>10556745
Yeah sure you can buddy

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/ck/'s football team is playing again today vs /bant/
on https://cytu be/r/the4chan[x]cup

Game at 11pm utc/6pm eastern

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>> No.10558572

>>10557007
This must be the japanese equivalent of steak with ketchup.

>> No.10558581

>>10558567
Isn't it on smashcast?

>> No.10558584

>>10558581
Used to be. Smashcast is closing down soon and their servers are dying so they moved.

>> No.10558606

>>10557449
This, kokorec or kumru would be more accurate

>> No.10558617

>>10557191
this would honestly be hilarious with some overly dramatic music, too bad fucking hiroshimoot won't enable sound webms on all boards

>> No.10558625

>>10557838
Has anyone ever claimed Indian food is bad?

>> No.10558633

>>10558407
what the fuck, why?

>> No.10558635

>>10557007
such a stupid waste of that meat

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>>10558567
>>10558570
fucking kill yourself, weeb

>> No.10558638

>>10558617
that would be epic af, it would go to the front page of reddit for sure

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>>10556745
It's "takoyaki", you uncultured swine

>> No.10558661

>>10558638
don't be an ass anon

>> No.10558678

>>10558661
sorry I forgot this was your safe space you worthless faggot

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>>10558637
why!

>> No.10558691

>>10558211
based af

>> No.10558693

>>10558678
why are you nupol crossboarders always so god damn angry and pent up, smoke a joint or something kid

>> No.10558696

>>10558688
why not?

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>> No.10558712

>>10558693
not everyone is required to be nice to you, so deal with it you burn out loser

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>>10557179

>> No.10558720

>>10556898
Or you could just make a fucking grilled cheese and tomato soup...

>> No.10558722

>>10557007
Why does this channel have such a hard on for chinks?

>> No.10558742

>>10557191
>>10557195
>grilling with charcoal
enjoy your heat spots

>> No.10558770

>>10558712
I'm just concerned that all your pent up buttrage might be putting your health at risk

>> No.10558778

>>10558252
guiness is shit everywhere

>> No.10558781

>>10558697
>>10558703
fucking beaners, what is the point of all that mayo and queso? jesus mary and joseph, I understand they dont want the customer to feel ripped off, but that container has to weigh 4#'s at least

>> No.10558807

>>10556955
>Hush puppies slathered in shrimp gumbo
Unironically, Brazil looks fucking delicious.

>> No.10558834

>>10558781
I don't understand it either. I can't even picture how it would look for someone to try to eat that mess

>> No.10558836

>>10557838
Indian food is bad because thier lack of hygeine, not because the food itself

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>> No.10558848

>>10558834
youd be better off with a spoon and a jar of mayo. at least then, you wouldnt make a mess of your shirt

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>> No.10558938

>>10558778
t. komesh pooinloo

>> No.10558981

>>10558567
nice

>> No.10558991

>>10558854
my finger feel stingy watching this

>> No.10559006

>>10558854
Wow. So much wrong here. That watch...that wrapping around motion thing he's doing. No training.

>> No.10559009

>>10558252
You can still find the overseas variety branded as "Extra Stout" in the US. Much, much better than normal Murrican Guinness.

>> No.10559018

>>10556833
we will burn for our decadence

>> No.10559023

>>10558854
RIP to rajeesh's fingers

>> No.10559032

>>10558846

A matter of fucking time....

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>>10557007
why do americans have to ruin fucking everything

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>>10557179
>only 30 seconds in

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>> No.10559204

>>10557719
I'd love to see how many unitaskers Jack's kitchen is stocked with

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>>10558182
Pete did beat cancer and is all around a super guy.

>> No.10559315

>>10558184
Sushi? In what is clearly a south asian country? Are you stupid?

>> No.10559333

>>10558854
Dude must be getting paid well for his limb risking skill. Nice looking watch and just as fat as my burger ass.

>> No.10559334

>>10559092
>>10559100

wh.. why? how... God is dead

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>>10557179
Please calm down with those clogged arteries of yours, American. If you get a heartattack the medical bills will bankrupt you.

>> No.10559342

>>10557179
The second layer actually looked pretty good.

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>>10557179
This is why Americans don't have free health care

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>>10559336
At least he'll survive. Bankruptcy isn't the life ender tards think it is. Successful people have generally declared bankruptcy multiple times.
>second fattest country in the world
>still have the best chance for survivimg a heart attack
Step it up, wait listing death panel europoors

>> No.10559421

>>10557179
What the fuck, man. Why? Even obese Americans hate too much breading.

>> No.10559424

>>10557838
Can you use beef in Indian food?

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>>10559353
>At least he'll survive
Kek, only IF he makes it to the hospital and isn't thrown out for lack of funding, or because he's a statistical threat (yep, that's a thing in your country).

But, I've got to hand it to you! You're at least better than a bunch of third and 2nd world countries. Decent source included, of course.

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lived in the boonies in korea for half a year ages ago and there was this lady that sold 떡볶이 by the road and i stopped by so often she would give me extras every time and showed me a picture she took with bob sapp once. hope she's still healthy and doing well. sorry for blog post i just had the memory kick me

>> No.10559468

>>10559439
You can't be refused from the ER, and they don't charge you if you can't pay. Hence why it is constantly clogged with illegals with the sniffles.
90% of banks here will also charge you less than the inflated insurance rate Obama made even worse (look how well insurance companies made out after ACA, like bandits) and accept good faith payments. Aka no interest and if you pay $5 a month they won't collect.
I don't know where you europoors get this shit. Going in for every scrape because it's free and paying 15% more in taxes as a result?

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>>10556887

>> No.10559480

>>10559468
90% of hospitals, I meant.

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>>10556955
>ramen
>smażony syr

>> No.10559515

>>10559468
Like, I can't wait until the 56% meme comes home to roost and you have to keep your system going when it's 44% mostly unskilled, unemployed, Muslims on welfare. Do you guys even have affirmative action, yet? That's a right sticky wicket.

>> No.10559529

>>10559468
Well, there does seem to be quite a big discrepancy between the people dying of heart disease in your hospitals v.s. the total amount. If everyone gets this great help, then what is making them die in droves?

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>>10559107

>> No.10559554

>>10559529
As long as we're playing dancing goalposts, how would you explain the cancer survival rates which don't stipulate hospital time?
Again, they won't kick you out if you're poor. They'll accrue debt and go after relatives, which is evil. But they can't actually do dick. Never accept anyone else's debt.
At worst they go after the deceased estate if it was worth $1 mil plus.

>> No.10559562

>>10559468
I think it's all of them, actually. 100% must take a true emergency if they are classed as any kind of trauma center (some E.R.s are really fake urgent cares). Their payment comes from a state fund where I live, which is how they cover the costs.

The states also have medicaid for the truly indigent. You can arrive from Cuba yesterday in Florida and right away get your medicaid card, which is free healthcare and prescriptions. For the next tier up, there are the free county clinics for vaccinations and public health things like veneral diseases and some items, but you have to sign some forms that explain you can't actually pay, ie you have a low pay job. Then, for $30-80 or so out of pocket, you can visit any walk-in clinic or pharmacy with a nurse practitioner and get a script for an antibiotic, ear drops, cough pills, inhalers, or yeast pill, whatever little emergency it is.

Urgent care is the tricky middle ground where the uninsured and middle class underinsured might have trouble between general medicine and actual emergency. Falling from a ladder and being stable is E.R....but cutting your finger down to the bone is more like stitches at Urgent Care. Paying a co-pay is one thing, but paying 10-30% of a total hospital bill (adjusted) is heartbreaking and leads to people who don't get the care they should be seeking. People in the US with good insurance still should expect to out of pocket about 3-7k/year in preventative and routine costs.

>> No.10559563

>>10559554
My mother died of cancer. She was in the hospital for six months and I can't even imagine what the actual medical bills were. We took all the money out of her bank account, keep sending checks on her house, and told the hospital to pound sand.

>> No.10559569

>>10559529
>>muh heart diseaese
Well skippy, we've gotten pretty danm good at treating most other diseases, cancer included. So instead of dying from something else like they would have years ago, heart disease is what gets many of 'em in the end.

We've also gotten much better at diagnostics, so instead of simply labeling someone's passing with something vague like "consumption" or "old age" we state the specific cause.

>> No.10559617

>>10559554
>As long as we're playing dancing goalposts
kek, we? So far you only changed the subject.

Remember?
>>At least he'll survive
You already changed it, and I still showed you he that he wouldn't, with real stats. So, now you're drifting off into cancer, probably based on those flaky stats of yours. Then next? aids? I'm sure you guys are very experienced with that too!

>> No.10559620

>>10559563
You did it right. These same people than can't figure shit out probably got scammed on steam multiple times as kids.

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>>10559617
You never proffered any stats, my dude. But here, have some more of mine.

>> No.10559644

>>10559620
What's going to happen if everyone skips out of paying?

>> No.10559645

>>10559569
>muh heartdisease
Well, that was what the whole argument was about. Sorry you don't like it, but it needs to be said.

>we've gotten pretty danm good at treating most other diseases
Very nice that you're very good at treating other diseases, which I'll take your word on. But what does that have to do with your massive calorie intake?

>> No.10559656

>>10559562
You nailed it. It's almost like they're trying to destroy the middle class or something...

>> No.10559663

>>10559644
The insurance companies take a beating. But they can survive it. Problem is that often gets passed onto the middle class.

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>>10557179

>> No.10559679

>>10559634
>You never proffered any stats
Bad memory can be caused by clogged arteries, did you know that?
>>10559439

>Some very specific cancers stats
kek, yeah, I'm sure that makes eating very large amounts of food fine. If you drift of further you'll end up in Australia.

>> No.10559682 [DELETED] 

>>10559644
Basically, the American dream means not being a retard and you can suck fuckers dry for their retardation. But meritocracy is being dismantled now, and our welfare net is actually huge. Gonna be true 56%ers running high offices for being good goyim in a couple decades.

>> No.10559683

>>10559645
>But what does that have to do with your massive calorie intake?
I have no idea. I'm skinny as fuck

I just saw someone ask what was up with high heart diease rates so I explained it.

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>>10559679
So we barely make the top ten for blood pressure related deaths, yet still have amongst the best heart attack survival rates.
You aren't really refuting my point that we are fat and still manage to survive more often due to better care. All the fat people is why universal healthcare here would be retarded, really.

>> No.10559714

>>10556887
>wrong filename
damn it anon you had one job to do

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>>10559706
>heart attack is something different from heart disease (clearly in the text: heart disease, blood pressure and strokes)
Why can't Americans just give up when they're wrong? Why do they rather make a fool ofthemselves>

>> No.10559735

>>10559721
Your pic doesn't even match your argument mate. The table basically says we put more money into healthcare as a whole, regardless of source. You're making my point of quality care for me.

>> No.10559743

>>10557712
thank god,webm threads without jackposting should be punishable

>> No.10559744

>>10558637
for what purpose

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>>10558637
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>/ck/ - Healthcare and International Policies

>> No.10559787

>>10559562
And actually, I dispute this part. I thought you meant for the uninsured. Post Obama the copay and premiums are much higher, though.
But I paid less than $600 for three surgeries, non duper major, in one year in 2009.
This punishing the responsible shit is really lame.

>> No.10559795

>>10559787
This part, fuck me:
>People in the US with good insurance still should expect to out of pocket about 3-7k/year in preventative and routine costs.

>> No.10559805

>>10557007
>mfw Hiroyuki Terada just did this on his channel
>mfw it's ~20 USD for the beef plus some eggs, flower, panko, and bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpDbYzHLtw&t=720s

How stupid do you have to be to pay 85 for this? There are hookers cheaper than that.

>> No.10559810

>>10559805
Food costs at restaurants are almost always 25-35%

>> No.10559812

>>10559805
Restaurant food usually costs at least three times the actual ingredients, $85 for it isn't massively out there.

>> No.10559821

>>10559810
>>10559812
Sure, I get that. I'm just saying it's not worth it considering how easy it is to make at home. I understand that kind of price if it requires a lot of skill and time to make, but this shit is just deep fried stake between some bread slices. It's fucking stupid.

>> No.10559836

>>10559795
Plus brush, floss, and rinse with Listerine daily. There, saved you $1000-2000 a year in dental if it isn't covered.

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>>10559805
Also, I totally forgot my face.

>> No.10559850

>>10559821
>I'm just saying it's not worth it considering how easy it is to make at home.
>I understand that kind of price if it requires a lot of skill and time to make
Is there a reason you are answering your own questions?

>> No.10559859

>>10559850
Is there a reason you are asking rhetorical questions?

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>>10556955

>> No.10559894

>>10556955
>ramen
>trash noodles
>raw broccoli
>raw egg
Can we finally have an active shooter in buzzfeed offices? I've been waiting so long.

>> No.10559916

>>10559821
Sure, it's not worth it, but it's not particularly unusual in that regard. Like a bottle of beer that suddenly costs three times as much because you're in a restaurant. Low effort, high margin items are what keep the business afloat.

>> No.10559932

>>10559092
>>10559100

This shit is a byproduct of capitalism.
People in 3rd World hellholes hoard food and see shit like this as "Western"; therefore, sloop like this is looked at as a status symbol.

The worst part is that it probably didn't even cost $5 USD.

Disgusting.

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>>10556745
>I could go slower and do it at the same rate

>> No.10560135

>>10558606
>Kokoretsi (Greek: kοkορέτσι), kokoreç (Turkish) is a dish of the Balkans, Azerbaijan, Iranian Azerbaijan and Turkey consisting of lamb or goat intestines wrapped around seasoned offal, including sweetbreads, hearts, lungs, or kidneys, and typically grilled; a variant consists of chopped innards cooked on a griddle. The intestines of suckling lambs are preferred.
brains and lungs are a bit weird post-madcow

>> No.10560144

>>10556833
I wonder if Matt even enjoys food anymore

>> No.10560155

>>10557007
No one is going to mention the cut crusts?

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>>10558567
>>10558570
LET'S GO PERFECT COFFEE AND SURLY KING

>> No.10560474

>>10560468
Why even watch a cup when neither /sp/ nor /mlp/ are playing?

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>>10560474
>being a bandwagoner
Kys
we are up 2-0 already btw
It's /ck/'s year baby

>> No.10560552

>>10558208
I don't know what kind of tongue you've been eating but all the beef tongue I've ever had has been tender and delicious as hell. Got no clue where you're coming from with that fact.

>> No.10560558

>>10558208
You must have had tongue cooked wrong because beef tongue is supposed to be super tender and soft.

>> No.10560571

>>10560397
Grow up.

>> No.10560625

>>10556955
literally fake news

>> No.10560752

>>10557712
RIP sweet Prince. The internet will forever cherish your fuck-ups caught on video.

>> No.10560758

>>10559424
Yea its used a lot in Anglo-Indian cuisine like in Beef Jalfrazi. Most "authentic" stuff probably wouldn't have it though unless its muslim Indian or Pakistani influenced.

>> No.10560762

>>10560752
I miss him already. Luckily we have plenty of his webms and videos to keep his memory alive.

>> No.10560763

>>10558407
That would be so hard and messy to eat.

>> No.10560764

>>10560558
Tongue is a hardworking muscle. Just like shank, for example. It needs to be braised low and slow. Fuck that up and yeah, it's tough. But don't blame the ingredient for a single instance of inept preparation.

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>>10560625
You're fake news.

>> No.10560839

>>10559333
He probably gets paid $2.50 an hour.

>> No.10560848

>>10558407
This pissed me off.

>> No.10560852

>>10560397
Pure cancer

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>> No.10560861

>>10560825
>skyr
>sour milk
It's yogurt.

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>> No.10560981

>>10556898
look at those fat little fingers

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>>10558846
Imagine all the pig dust that gathers at the bottom of the blade...

>> No.10561114

>>10558191
She pulls the stick down and throw it away.

>> No.10561124

Jesus christ, you guys are by far the most autistic board on 4chan, yes, including /r9k/ You argue like /pol/tards about shit that is infinitely less important.
t. tastelet

>> No.10561125

>>10560981
your one to talk

>> No.10561168

>>10557486
Post it

>> No.10561262

>>10556887
fuck of nig wrong file name

>> No.10561285

>>10558781
That's not even the main problem. Have you considered that all the ingredients are basically corn? The mayo was probably made using corn oil and the cheese is most likely fake and made from hydrolized corn oil, too.

>> No.10561318

>>10560762
What happened

>> No.10561362

>>10558697
>>10558703
Is that corn that they're ladling onto corn on the cob? Or maize? Or is it some kind of bean?

>> No.10561453

>>10556887
There's a little place right by the flightline on Moron AB in Spain that serves excellent egg sandwiches called Super Javi's. Do not consume prior to a flight, you will evacuate your bowels midflight, and the Crew Chiefs will fuck you up.

>> No.10561481

>>10557062
Turkey is very secular. Source: a 6 year assignment to Incirlik AB. Turks are fuckin drunk my boy.

>> No.10561540

>>10558015
When in Rome...

>> No.10561574

>>10558208
Tongue takes like 8 hours to cook, my man. Braise that shit next time (low temp), and then come tell me it's shit.

>> No.10561582

>>10557719
How can a person like that function in day to day life?

>> No.10561592

>>10561362
I think it's hominy, which is basically corn without the shell part.

>> No.10561594

>>10561125
my one to talk what?

>> No.10561596

>>10556959
You are fucking retarded. Get out of your house and actually watch them do it. He's actually doing it slower than most takoyaki vendors.

>> No.10562295

>>10557010
>buzzfeed

are you really that surprised?

>> No.10562307

>>10557195
>the zooms

Oh shit, we got the next Terrence Malik over here!

>> No.10562803

>>10557475
The cup is CLEARLY empty.

>> No.10562826

>>10556887
How do eggs break?

>> No.10562851

>>10557007
You might as well boil the meat at that point, why are new yorkers obsessed with overpriced shit food?

>> No.10562867

>>10559213
Although it was a little retarded when he compared vegans to people in ISIS and filed false DMCAs against people who made videos about him.

>> No.10562915

>>10558200
How does he break all of the eggs?

>> No.10562925

>>10558417
Who hurt you?

>> No.10562948

>>10559706
Boogie makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Hell, he even low-key bragged about his wealth but then complains that he can't pay for his health care.

>> No.10562961

>>10560411
Only a Brit or a Frenchman can enjoy lard and fatty pork mince like that. God bless that man.

>> No.10562967

>>10556898
At first I didn't get it. What a novel way to prepare a pizza!

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>> No.10563032

>>10557139
i'd say half the boards on here are like that

>> No.10563043

>>10558637
dis is why I don't buy used cars

>> No.10563051

>>10562948
hence why people use that screenshot to mock him

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>> No.10563224

>>10556898
this is stupid

>> No.10563252

>>10556955
I fucking hate Americans....

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>> No.10563440

>>10556955
Champ is absolutely not something you buy after a night of drinking in Ireland. I can't imagine what kind of place would sell it.

I live outside of Ireland, but from what I understand people are into spice bags now. Otherwise a hot chicken baguette or something like a batter burger would be more realistic.

>> No.10563452

>>10556887
?

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>> No.10563757

>>10558846
I can respect the skill but it seems unnecessary to try to get through it so quickly.

>> No.10563825

>>10557007
>Waygu 100$/lb
>Deep fry it
>Bestest sandwich eva
God, Jew York is full of reptilians

>> No.10563852

>>10558570
>Dat egg stand guy
kek

>> No.10563916

>>10557139
Nope, it's full of bored people who fall for obvious bait and shill threads. Half of the threads are straight up advertisements or surveys and the other half are like
>not putting salmon in your PB&J
>I shiggy diggy doo
Ironically the food/cooking threads on wsg have better webms than the webm threads here.

>> No.10563931

>>10560474
If you don't cheer for at least one team in every match then you don't watch it enough.

>> No.10563936

>>10561574
No it doesn't. The trick is to slice it near paper thin and it cooks on a bbq in 10 seconds and eat it straight off the grill. Dip it in a spicy sauce or lemon juice to season.

>> No.10564012

>>10557751
Iranians didnt have the souls sucked out of them when the islamic regime took over people still drink its just underground.

>> No.10564016

>>10556955
>England
>Same as canada

fuck no what is this deceitful shit

>> No.10564220

>>10559805
>egg race mixing

>> No.10564252

>>10556724
how does he get out without burning all of the tokoyaki balls?

>> No.10564279

>>10556833
>Posts Elliot Rodgers bastard brother
You need to go back

>> No.10564414

>>10556955
>chips and cheese
>some kind of fucking cheese-sauce and aioli monstrocity
IT'S FUCKING PRE-PACKAGED SHREDDED CHEDDAR YOU ACTUAL RETARDS
And don't get me started on that fucking "ramen".

>> No.10564481

>>10558516
Interesting. Thank you.

>> No.10564516

>>10559353
That's fair. I work for the NHS in the UK and while I completely stand by the principle of "free at point of care", it could do a lot better.

A big factor in these specific (and let's be honest, cherry-picked) statistics is that the NHS is very bad at eliciting lifestyle changes and supporting and enabling people to make them. If someone has a heart attack, lifestyle changes will reduce their likelihood of dying from a future heart attack, but if you don't help people make that choice then your heart attack death rates will skyrocket.

Not that I think that the NHS is without fault. I'd prefer we adopt a dual system like Canada.

Saged for not /ck/.

>> No.10564550

>>10559777
That compressed quite an impressive amount before failing

>> No.10564846
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10564846

>>10564220
I know, I was appalled too.

>> No.10564914

>>10560502
QUACKED

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10564979

>> No.10565001
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10565001

>>10564979
What's in the bottle?

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10565026

>>10565001
salt, i think.

>> No.10565041

>>10565026
Thanks. You should post this stuff on the new webm thread since this one is past bump limit.

>> No.10565076

>>10565041
may bad, hadn't seen the new one...

>> No.10565377

>>10565001
Salt, dumbass.

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