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>> No.10564557

I'd kill a man to be able to see her take a shit. Not even because I'm into that, it's just pure curiosity.

>> No.10564558
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>> No.10564567

i want her to take a shit on my chest

>> No.10564568

How does she eat all the burgers?

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>> No.10564594

this was actually kinda disgusting to watch.
too graphic.

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>> No.10564632

I'd do the same, but I'm into it.

>> No.10564641

god I wish that were me being handled and turned and sliced up by that sweet little mexican librarian

>> No.10564667

That'll be 300 dorrar

>> No.10564675


It’s like one of those impossibly big meals from Monster Hunter.

>> No.10564682

It's the Texas cowboy challenge.
Eat it all within a hour and it's free

>> No.10564693

you can't eat all that shit within a day

>> No.10564697

Not with that attitude

>> No.10564699

get a load of THIS city slicker, fellas

>> No.10564700

Imagine taking a shit after eating all that

>> No.10564709

Man shits is what's thats called.

>> No.10564758

Someone put it out of it's misery

>> No.10564763


>> No.10564845

Do americans really eat this?

>> No.10564906

how do you not feel like complete garbage after this

>> No.10564909


looks a tad undercooked

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>> No.10564942

im not one that approves of animal cruelty but i want punch that thing repeatedly

>> No.10564943

Imagine the size of the shit she's going to take later

>> No.10564947

I want to become a celebrity interviewer just to go all Eric Andre out of nowhere in a standard interview and get reactions like this.

>> No.10565006

It'd probably enjoy it.

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>> No.10565092

that would be epic dude, would you post it to reddit after that?

>> No.10565106

but why?

>> No.10565116

>not naming it clivebarkerscow.webm

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>> No.10565160

She doesn't, I assume. There's probably a vomit bucket next to her. The video isn't uncut so I don't trust her.

>> No.10565163

Why does everyone on 4chan pretend they don't use Reddit? It's been established that just about everyone here has Reddit open in another tab.

>> No.10565170

Looks cute in bento.

>> No.10565178

>I’m a faggot
>why don’t the rest of you just admit you’re also faggots
>want to watch Tyrone fuck my wife?
Just go back

>> No.10565181

She does livestreams, she really does just have a superhuman stomach.

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>> No.10565193

What the hell? How the fuck could anyone that size eat like four pounds of steak?!?!?

>> No.10565197

She has a condition that makes her stomach expand like crazy

>> No.10565200

>The video isn't uncut so I don't trust her.

Some of the best competitive eaters in the world look like unassuming skinny faggots. black widow is tiny, and Kobyashi might be tinier, but both are top competitive eaters...

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>> No.10565224

kill yourself

>> No.10565226

you look cute in bento

>> No.10565238

Your repeated denial and parroting of memes is pretty obvious damage control desu. Which site did you use first? I used 4chan.

>> No.10565259

good bait, actually deploying it right now

>> No.10565277

Wait wait wait, did they just turn an also stupid internet joke into a commercial?

>> No.10565280

*An old

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>> No.10565413





Hell nope!

Good sear, and at least they used the right cheese, but that's about it. Keep trying, chinks.

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>> No.10565459

The definition is a bit different in china than in the US. In china "fast food" refers to any small animal that runs quickly in the street.

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>> No.10565469

Wow never saw that tired gimmick played to fucking death before.

>> No.10565475

this guy's hands must be shopped

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those saggy balls though

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you're not supposed to look at the balls dumbass

>> No.10565481

shut up noob if it was kobayashi you would be cheering him on

>> No.10565483

Son I didn't understand a word you just said.

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>> No.10565498

300 dorra

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>> No.10565544

It looks "cool" I guess, if you're twelve. But it's going to be bland as hell and the center is literally raw. Not rare. Raw.

>> No.10565546

>BIG BEEF.webm
>BIG BEEF.webm
>BIG BEEF.webm
>BIG BEEF.webm
>BIG BEEF.webm

I admire your dedication anon

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We've all seen Jack fucking about with cornstarch batter, but I finally found a video of someone doing it properly.

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>> No.10565567

I thought it was 'mold' as in 'fungi'. English is bretty betarded ::DDD

>> No.10565586

u mean rainbow?????????????????

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>> No.10565674

Bullshit, you're saying her body defies the laws of physics. She must be spitting that shit out or pulling some shenanigans to make it look like she is eating 11,000 calories worth of big Macs. Not to mention her tdee must only be in the 1200-1600s as a small Japanese girl. She would be gaining 3 pounds of fat in a single meal.

>> No.10565677

how do their hands not get all dry and cracked from washing them constantly all day

>> No.10565678

They are not in a dry environment.

>> No.10565682

Burnt on the outside raw on the inside.

>> No.10565728

They cut them up in slices and then grill the slices, dumbo

>> No.10565737


You have alot of misconceptions.

Here's a 110 pound woman handily beating 230 pound guys in a hot dog eating contest. No cheating here.


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>> No.10565742

How is it possible for her to be able to eat so much and look like a fucking twig? She looks like a middle school kid.
I say this because I assume she trains her "eating", so she has to eat a gigantic amount from time to time.
Unless she only does this from time to time, and when she does almost everything is shat, and not metabolised.

>> No.10565749

Self-induced vomiting.

>> No.10565750

Search me, she probably obliterates toilets.

>> No.10565793

I'm sure she either pukes it all up afterward or fasts for a few days after this.

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>> No.10565861

Yeah, and what lives inside of rainbows?

>> No.10565865

The gays?

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>> No.10565978

>grey meat

>> No.10565983

The gays.

>> No.10565987

one's "mould"

>> No.10566094
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Christ what a meme

>all that prep
>meat not properly cooked due to sitting on a shitty salt brick
>no sear, just disgusting grey
>have to clean it like a bitch

Of course they keep it on a $500 checkerboard cutting board made from 900000 year old oak

>> No.10566108

What's the fucking point?

>> No.10566145
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You just don't understand modern food.

>> No.10566164

fuck yeah im gonna make so many racially diverse friends with this

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>> No.10566220

she should do a tour of the US and hit every place that advertises a large portion "challenge"

>> No.10566223

wait so you're telling some dirty ass bulldozer has been touching my salt this entire time?! wtf!

>> No.10566238

they do

chef hands are fucked up

>> No.10566242

>She would be gaining 3 pounds of fat in a single meal.
that's not how it works dude.

>> No.10566250

That would make for a excellent series of videos.

>> No.10566367

that's one tasty mountain!

>> No.10566444

>$600 gaijin
U pay now.

>> No.10566453

This is what /fit/ dreams of becoming

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t. has never actually clicked on /fit/

>> No.10566555

Does anyone have the egg booth guy .webm?

>> No.10566579

Eat shit fuck face.

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>> No.10566620

why do people like watching little japanese women binge eating?

>> No.10566624

That entire time I was terrified they were gonna drop that.

>> No.10566645

why not?

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>> No.10566670

This looks dumb and impractical.

>> No.10566680


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>> No.10566686

>breakfast staple

>> No.10566709
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Nigga need some production values.

>> No.10566731

I mean it doesn't look all that bad and I see what they were going for. Probably too damn expensive, though, you could probably use a cheaper beef and it would still be as good.

>> No.10566741

why would you post that? I mean really, why even have that saved?

>> No.10566753

Shit recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food. Garbage.

>> No.10566756

That's because it is.

>> No.10566764

Stop doing this.

>> No.10566778

I call it like I see it. Don't get mad just because your favorite recipe is trash.

>> No.10566786

he's hurting on the inside

>> No.10566796
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You know what your'e doing. Stop it.

>> No.10566803

>Stop it.
It's a free country. Either deal or get better recipes, avocado bitch.

>> No.10566804

>stop motion
>putting random leaves and plants on top
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>> No.10566820

What was the time?

>> No.10566838

Is this a bizarro jack webbum?

>> No.10566858

Hehe that's some top quality bait. I refuse to believe anybody is this retarded enough to actually think that.

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>> No.10566896

She must poop pure undigested Big Mac

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>> No.10566898
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Anon or the bird?

>> No.10566901

An entire thread without the Eggman webm. You are making me proud

>> No.10566903

Steak and eggs, what are you a commie? The rice is just so he can call it "fusion." It looks good but torching the meat makes me balk a little. I'd eat it and it would probably be good.

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>> No.10566908

probably my favorite webm

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>> No.10566945


Every fucking time. The moment I see corn added to anything I know the rest of the video is going to be 25 different things heaped on a plate, all being done by a Mexican

>> No.10566946

Maybe eggs would be good but it's still a huge waste of time

>> No.10566952
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You didn't see part 2
>>10566894 (You)

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>> No.10567056

This is a really common thing where I live in hawaii, it's delicious too if you throw some gravy on it. Look up 'loco moco'.

>> No.10567057

Are you a volcano?

>> No.10567061

Once I graduate college I will be

>> No.10567082


>> No.10567086


Of all the dumb shit in these threads this one has to be one of the worst. It's literally, "if you come over to my house you better not fill up your wine glass past the widest point, because if you do you're going to stain all my furniture and make me look like an idiot!"

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talk about headbanging

>> No.10567097
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>Chicago is the highest

>> No.10567099
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Based Korea setting the record straight.

>> No.10567108

Have some more videos
He makes blades out of dried fish Aluminum foil
Plastic Wrap and Pasta


Dried fish

Plastic Wrap

Aluminum foil

>> No.10567112

Hawaii was also the first place that McDonald's tried regional menu items and they still have eggs with rice and Portuguese sausage/spam ( think the saimin was the OG McDonald's regional item).

>> No.10567114

Never deep fried an egg. Is the yolk supposed to be black like that?

>> No.10567115


>That'll be 82.99 please

>> No.10567128

I don't think those are eggs? Might be cheese with some kind of sauce.

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>Knife made out of pasta
>eats it

>> No.10567140


This saltworks is right outside of Flavortown.

>> No.10567155


Have a chocolate knife

>> No.10567163

Imagine getting stabbed and dying from a chocolate knife

>> No.10567177


>> No.10567210

I rarely go to McDonalds so I didn't know this. Even when I do go once a year or something it's just because I'm craving a big mac. Popeyes has a curry bowl here which I'm pretty sure is regional. Popeyes is pretty much as good as it gets when it comes to fast food in hawaii.

>> No.10567223


I moved away about 15 years ago after living my entire life up until that point there. We didn't have a Popeye's on the island I grew up on. In retrospect L&L was probably the best fast food we had, but I only ever went there for the lihingmui slushies, because you could get much better plate lunch 5 minutes in any direction.

>> No.10567228

L&L is okay, I just feel like everyone hates me when I go there(I'm white).

>> No.10567236


So am I. You can't just throw in a little pidgin twang? Or did you move to Hawaii from the mainland later in life?

>> No.10567246

I just moved here 5 years ago so not really. I generally avoid L&L and walmarts for this reason.

>> No.10567274


Yeah, it totally makes a difference if you grew up there, can speak pidgin if you need to, and went to kindergarten with the people who will later be kicking the shit out of haoles for being on the wrong part of the beach at the wrong time (and because meth). I'd recommend making friends with some kamaaina haoles; I can't imagine living in Hawaii and feeling like everyone hates me just for ordering fast food tier plate lunch.

>> No.10567319

Yeah it doesn't help that I'm a blonde hair blue eyed good looking haole lol. The brown people dislike me just by looking at me. But theres still ton of quality Asian pussy out there to slay.

>> No.10567336

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the reason people dislike you has nothing to do with the color of your hair, eyes, or skin.

>> No.10567350

Those are rice balls with black sesame filling.

>> No.10567353

Maybe so m8, maybe so.

>> No.10567379
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>> No.10567394

It actuallu just lacks a binding protein or something. They are perfectly fine. Just how it worked out in that breed

>> No.10567399

>adds yellow coloring

>> No.10567415
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you probably look like someone somebody wants to punch in the face. fuck, when I walk by women they play with their hair n shiet. I take it as a compliment. you're probably an arrogant prick smug fuck.

>> No.10567427

>good looking haole lol
lol nah you're just a faggot

>> No.10567452

Never really had that problem before I moved to the ghetto in hawaii. You should try it sometime.

>> No.10567454
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>/ck/ Cooking and Brown People Dating Services

>> No.10567459
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no thanks, would rather be a fly-over any day. less people, less problems.

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Is a gif fine too?

>> No.10567476

Who here /feelbadforbigbeef/?

>> No.10567483

Why even bother with a glass like this? It would be more of a gag gift than a teaching tool.

>> No.10567489

i feel like she's gotta be purging after every meal

>> No.10567504

nah fasting for even one or two days will shrink your stomach, once you start eating again you'll be full quicker than you were before

it's either post meal purging, or only doing this rarely and having a fixed exercise program

>> No.10567538

Good thinking goyim
t.never seen any competitive eaters before
How long you've been living under that rock?

>> No.10567544

Look at the filename tardmeister

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mfw the whites try and gentrify god damn tortillas

>> No.10567559
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>Elder God tier bait

>> No.10567562

I appreciate when board memes cross contaminate, really cements the 4chan experience as an interconnected network of anons simultaneously shitposting.

>> No.10567585

>Using reddit memes

>> No.10567597

Nature is cute, we must save animals.

>> No.10567600

>this is what the vegans want to save

>> No.10567612

Jesus Christ, nostalgia hit me like a brick

>> No.10567615

>taking filenames unironically
You're a dumbfuck

>> No.10567624


>someone doing cornstarch batter properly

you mean half of china for the past 50 years?

>> No.10567625

where is the egg man

>> No.10567626

Oh I see, you're pretending to be retarded. Never mind then, carry on

>> No.10567628

it's all you dude, go ahead and post him

>> No.10567636
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how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

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he has to cook all the eggs

>> No.10567652

well fuck, no wonder he's so surly

>> No.10567658

Is this the piccolo dick of /ck/?

>> No.10567695


>> No.10567702

do americans really do this?

>> No.10567717

do americans really do this?

>> No.10567754


Korean short ribs are infinitely better than this shitty "later good meat in pure sugar" American garbage.

Seriously way to ruin a nice rack of ribs.

>> No.10567788

those are rice balls or tang yuan, the black stuff is sesame filling, they're sweet, not sure about the other things though

>> No.10567813

The other stuff that they cut using scissor is rice flour dough, it's a bit like gnocchi texturally.
The dumpling one is filled meat it seems.

>> No.10567829

快餐? Dude, do you even Chinese.

>> No.10567846

>do you even Chinese
I try to avoid them as much as humanly possible.

>> No.10567856

is that /r/politics?

>> No.10567899

It's a Pythagoras cup, and most say it was designed as a practical joke meant to be made of clay so you wouldn't immediately see the mechanism, but there is some apocrypha about it stopping greedy students or something.

>> No.10567914


It's been posted 1000 times. We all know what it is.

>> No.10567918

Actually only a mere 371 times. Yes, I've been counting.

>> No.10567921
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>the shake at 0:14

>> No.10567924

Well you see actually the eggs don't surround him, They're just in front of him, contrary to popular belief, the eggs are not preventing him from turning around and walking out of the stand regardless of how many eggs he sells that night.

>> No.10567928
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>> No.10567934

>the deed to your house and your first born child, stupid gaijin

>> No.10567948

>$5000 dorras prease

>> No.10567953

The fuck is this? "Look how amazing at cooking I am as I juggle 10 things while 4 other people watch." Nothings even happening, no food is going anywhere. I don't understand the point of this whatsoever.

>> No.10567963

was/is this real? I can't tell if some of these are real things or tim and eric bits anymore.

>> No.10567967

shut the fuck up you idiot tourist

>> No.10567971

Just type flatev into your Google app and find out.

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>> No.10567974

That kid eats like a young Jack Scalfani.

>> No.10567982

>that """"""""sear""""""""


>> No.10567989
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she is a slow eater, those challenges have a fairly strict time limit.

>> No.10567995

What law of physics states that every morsel of food to enter the body must necessarily be fully processed before it is shit it out? Are you going to be too embarrassed to reply when you realise there isn't one?

>> No.10568010

>when the number of dicks you've sucked is higher than your IQ

>> No.10568017

That was my first thought, I didnt think it could be real.

>> No.10568022

>tfw Hindu
>tfw family won't let me eat beef or any other meat
>visit this thread
What does this goodness taste like? I've only ever had chicken and fish at KFC and some random shop where my family couldn't know. I loved chicken and fish, what does beef and pork taste like?
I'm planning on eating pork sometime soon, but beef is fucking unobtanium here, unless I am willing to search the Muslim infested areas of the city

>> No.10568025

It's not going to be good. You ever seen those 399+ post threads raging about how vegetarians are the devil and vegetables are icky? It's because Americans don't know how to do it, and so they do it very badly. Same deal with those meats. Avoid, unless you're somewhere that does it as a matter of tradition. It won't be good and you'll have a terrible experience and not like it.

>> No.10568029

That mole is fucking disgusting

>> No.10568033

I get it, it's a political cartoon about "brain-drain", right. Boy, am I smart.

>> No.10568034

>eating any form of meat
You sound low caste.

>> No.10568038

>you are very polite so he slips an extra finger in there

>> No.10568041

This always upsets me. People are actually willingly going through all of that effort to fuck up their steaks like assholes just to be different.

>> No.10568046

I'm a brahmin
If I were low caste, I could've had meat at home

>> No.10568051

You can tell he has been doing this nonstop for twelve hours a day for the last twenty years. Impressive, but also depressing.

>> No.10568065

>french and italians have best cuisines
>didnt invent the butter burger
Checkmate eurofags.

>> No.10568069

How break eggs tho?

>> No.10568074

this is fucking brutal. That second chick was alive and kept raising its head to the last second.

>> No.10568082

Hey I don't want to be offensive but are there like different "levels" of brahmin? I've only ever really met brahmins (at least based on what Indians tell me when it comes up, which is not often), but some of them seem like, sophisticated urbanized cosmopolitan folk and wear understated tasteful clothing, and some of them seem super backwards/misogynistic and believe in weird ass shit and racism, and they smell bad and wear too much gold and tacky stuff like D&G and Armani. It's not about how long they've lived in the west because one of the Armani guys was literally born in the west and the most tasteful ones seem to have come to the US for higher education. What's the deal with that?

>> No.10568092


woodpeckers are natures serial killers

>> No.10568096

>we could have stopped that
Fuck that. Birds nests are the worst. One of those fuckers caused a lot of expensive damage to my AC system after somehow smashing through the grill and building a nest inside a duct.

Bring back DDT.

>> No.10568100

Yes, Brahmins and all castes have different "gotra". Each gotra is basically based on what the particular community does as a whole.
For example Brahmins serve as priests, scribes, teachers, researchers and many other roles, but that's as a whole. Gotras within Brahmins perform specific roles. Some gotras may be specifically scribes, some gotras may be teachers. Gotras also have a hierarchy, some gotras are higher than others. My gotra is of the priests.
In ancient India, marriage between gotras was forbidden, but these days nobody give a hoot.

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>> No.10568110

Neato, thanks, I now have something to google

>> No.10568120


Cool but wouldn't it get dull after like a dozen uses?

>> No.10568146

Wait what, did she cook that chicken?

>> No.10568165

Guess we're gonna ignore the half circle of smeared shit on it's ass?

>> No.10568172

Most cheap beef is fairly neutral to me, raw it's almost like biting the inside of your own cheek. Fattier, aged beef has a stronger savoury flavour, I could imagine trying to replicate it by cooking a mix of earthy vegetables down really hard in lots of butter. This'll sound weird, but there's also a tiny hint of "farm smell", or manure basically, depending on what the cow ate and how old it is.

Pork is similar in that lean stuff is milder than the rest, but it has more of a baseline taste of something like fried mushrooms. The fat and skin are the best parts, like intensified butter.

You should start a thread, I'd be curious how other people describe the taste.

>> No.10568192

if this was a human body it would be considered gore, right?

>> No.10568199

Lmao incel jealousy is real

>> No.10568205

>they only hate me because I'm white

>> No.10568207

Looks like a good way to pre-sear the sides.

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>> No.10568223

cool, can i have my fucking drink now

>> No.10568230

i personally dont consider wisconsin part of the US, its full of fat ugly people with a good football team

>> No.10568233

I just spent 3 hours watching a someone autistically sharpen knifes made of pasta, carbon fiber, wood and epoxy, create the worlds best table tennis racket and sharpest pencil sharpener.

I don't know who is worse, him or me.

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>> No.10568239

I mean being called an animal was an insult before. Whites should be reminded that reality

>> No.10568246

>misogynistic and believe in weird ass shit and racism
Those are the enlightened ones, anon.

>> No.10568255 [DELETED] 

Just get me a fucking Gentleman Jack with a water back and quit being a fucking queer, Isuzu Nagasaki

>> No.10568262
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Nearly there.

>> No.10568273
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t.blinged out first generation immigrant who thinks he's going to ingratiate himself with cleetus by spouting racist garbage

spoiler: they hate you anyway, useful idiot

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>> No.10568319
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Serious question

What is the correct way to solve the problem after 00:10 and there is not a fire extinguisher nearby ? I assume water would never work because it splatter the oil. And evem after turning off the stove the fire still there

>> No.10568331

>mixing fries

>> No.10568343

Found the retard

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>I assume water would never work because it splatter the oil.
Throwing water on an oil fire is the worst thing you can do. I hope you're only 7 years old.

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There were.... complications.

>> No.10568351

Those eggs on the conveyor belt are truly alpha.

>> No.10568372

That'rr be 29.99 dorrars

>> No.10568378

That's why I said it would not work. Are you retarded ?

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>> No.10568388

You said it wouldn't "work" because it would splatter the oil.

>> No.10568412

Get a new kitchen

>> No.10568433

Lol i member.

God that pain must be brutal.

>> No.10568467

wet tea towel

>> No.10568627

Neither it is good to enjoy craftsman do their work

>> No.10568699

water turns it into a fire bomb, do you seriously not know this?

>> No.10568712

dont cover the oil, dont put frozen shit into the oil, dont throw said frozen shit into oil then run away, dont be a nigger
just that easy

>> No.10568725

>dont be a nigger
you should put the most important advice first
that aside, good post

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>> No.10568786

well it's still made of garbage fucking aluminium, so...

>> No.10568880

>that fucking puddle of melted butter
what are you doing to yourselves America, come the fuck on

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>> No.10568921

The things some people do for attention..

>> No.10568925

I actually once knew a guy that thought water was good enough to wash your hands and you don't need soap.

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always save the best for last anon

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>> No.10568969

> doesn't list a way to treat an oil fire
reading comprehension, buddy

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>> No.10569047

I cant believe they went through 30.000 whetstones just to make one knife

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>> No.10569071
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>> No.10569124

this would be an acceptable ghetto cobbler if it had more peaches

>> No.10569177
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that bite at the end tho

>> No.10569187

can I have the graham crackers

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

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>> No.10569373

New webm thread

>> No.10569386

Yeah I don't think anyone was worried about finding that.

>> No.10569397

Do you not see me saying water wouldn't put out the fire ? How dumb are you

>> No.10569657

A good deal of the webms from here actually come from the shittyfoodgifs subreddit.

>> No.10569687

oh hey she did a namaste

>> No.10569721

What did he mean by this?

>> No.10569992

t. Brown person

>> No.10570062

Why is it called "Yellow" Cake Mix if it's white

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>> No.10570496

Protip: other cultures are racist without the need of white intervention

>> No.10570558

Baking soda. The answer is baking soda.

>> No.10571048

yech. ooblek gives me the worst "nails on chalkboard" feeling.

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