Dogs

[Anonymous No.10568306]

Perfection

[Anonymous No.10568316]

>inferior yellow onion
>perfection
Try again

[Anonymous No.10568339]

>no ketchup

[Anonymous No.10568355]

>>10568316
Those are mustards, blind boy.

[Anonymous No.10568358]

>>10568339
>ketchup
Not even going to sperg like a non chup fag, but honestly, it's a coney dog...chili sauce is made with tomatoes already, you don't need more.

[Anonymous No.10568359]

bun
hotdog
ketchup

fight me.

[Anonymous No.10568362]

>>10568339
you are not old enough to be here.

[Anonymous No.10568364]

>>10568306
Do amerimutts actually eat this?

[Anonymous No.10568371]

>>10568364
Yeah. Have a dog, boss.

[Anonymous No.10568377]

>>10568358
I know.
I post it as bait because autists here dislike it even though its the most basic of hotdogs

>>10568362
I am more than likely older than you, I am sorry for posting bait
its like how saying I like ham and pineapple pizzas triggers the autism around here

[Anonymous No.10568402]

>>10568377
>likely older than you
i hope not.

[Anonymous No.10568423]

>>10568402
yep :)

[Anonymous No.10568429]

>>10568364
Not everybody eats goat anus shawarma, Abdul

[Anonymous No.10568448]

>>10568423
and this is the way you choose to spend your retirement?

[Anonymous No.10568457]

>>10568448
I'm not that old, yet

[Anonymous No.10568460]

>>10568457
well then stfu about being old

[Anonymous No.10568465]

>>10568460
I'm 34

[Anonymous No.10568479]

>not making a free onion salad to go with your $1.50 Costco hot dog

[Anonymous No.10568482]

>>10568457
>finger food
>make it inconvenient to eat with fingers by drowning it in sauce
DO AMERICANS REALLY

[Anonymous No.10568483]

>>10568465
>34
OMG grandpa. get out of the kiddie pool you faggot.

[Anonymous No.10568494]

>>10568482
Sandwiches may have been invented as a means to hold food with your hands, but not all sandwiches are meant to be eaten that way.

There is nothing wrong with a sandwich to be eaten with utensils.

[Anonymous No.10568590]

>>10568371
>Pushes him from behind
>Customers covered in french fries, chili, and hot dogs
I know where that restaurant is and I have seen other photos of that guy holding multiple orders like that. I do wonder if he has ever accidently dropped it because that is a pretty small restaurant and it can get really crowded and cramped.

[Anonymous No.10568595]

>>10568371
How does he get out without breaking all the hot dogs?

[Anonymous No.10568607]

The art of holding multiple hot dogs and french fries is a talent among the Greeks.

[Anonymous No.10568611]

>>10568595
>How does he get out without breaking all the hot dogs?
He has to eat his wight in unsold hotdogs before going home.

[Anonymous No.10568616]

[Anonymous No.10568625]

Waiter assembling his mechanical hot dog arm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Kd0uC-js0

[Anonymous No.10568729]

>>10568306
That looks great except for the mustard on a chili dog.They just don't seem to go well together.

>>10568339
On a chili dog?!

>>10568316
Should it have been red or green?

[Anonymous No.10568790]

>>10568494
then it's not a sandwich

[Anonymous No.10568853]

Actual best

[Anonymous No.10568864]

[Anonymous No.10568872]

>>10568853
just eat a salad
they're in no way good

[Anonymous No.10568874]

>>10568864
do you have a hardon for this beaner or something?

[Anonymous No.10568885]

>>10568874

[Anonymous No.10568911]

>>10568494
What is that?

[Anonymous No.10568962]

>>10568853
Looks like it's missing celery salt!

[Anonymous No.10568963]

>>10568911
Beef sandwich

[Anonymous No.10569152]

>>10568306
I would prefer chili cheese dogs, no beans please, spicy mustard on the buns, onions and pickled jalapenos. However, those don't look bad at all.

Sadly I was raised on turkey dogs and beef dogs taste odd to me.

[Anonymous No.10569315]

Sonora dogs are the best by far.

[Anonymous No.10569986]

>>10568625

[Anonymous No.10569993]

>>10569986
Thats alotta dogs

[Anonymous No.10570008]

>>10568963
Did someone say beef sandwich?

[Anonymous No.10570064]

>>10568316
I agree with this guy, you need some whole grain hot mustard on there


>>10568355
that is a sad excuse for mustard

[Anonymous No.10570123]

>>10568616
>stacking plates that high up your arm
I personally would not like for my already disgusting food to travel across the restaurant nestled against some dude's sweaty cheek and neck area. There should be a limit.

[Anonymous No.10570132]

>>10568616
You have witnessed the high point of this mans life

[Anonymous No.10570383]

>>10570132

now I want a Lafayette Coney dog with everything
make it 2

[Anonymous No.10570420]

[Anonymous No.10570612]

>>10570383
>>10570420
But which is better?

[Sage No.10570629]

>>10568465
I'm 35. R u a cute grill?

[Anonymous No.10570652]

This entire thread.

[Anonymous No.10570657]

>>10570652
>Michigan
>cheese

Get out

[Anonymous No.10570659]

>>10570612
I prefer an old fashioned lunch counter like Duly's.

[Anonymous No.10570662]

>>10570652
Yeah, cause this is soooo impressive.

[Anonymous No.10570684]

>>10568482
That's not American, you sad faggot.

[Anonymous No.10570689]

>>10570662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgEeDR98X8

[Anonymous No.10570696]

>>10570659
>Wood paneling for walls
>lunch counter
>cash only
I'm pretty sure Duly's has not updated since the 70's

[Anonymous No.10570698]

Which one /ck/

[Anonymous No.10570708]

[Anonymous No.10570717]

This one always triggers the autists

[Anonymous No.10570723]

>>10570698
What the hay is on the second one?

[Anonymous No.10570728]

>>10570698
far left

[Anonymous No.10570744]

>>10570708
none of these look good.
dogs dont need too much, mustard and onion only. add chili(no beans) if you want

[Anonymous No.10570794]

>>10570708
Why are americans obsessed with putting fried eggs on things? Do americans think just putting a fried egg on something makes it classy?

[Anonymous No.10570795]

>>10570698
I'd like 2 of the first and fourth please...

[Anonymous No.10570802]

>>10570662
>that raw, shocking, depressing travesty
why do americans not understand how to make food?

[Anonymous No.10570804]

>>10568885
how does he get out from there without breaking any eggs?

[Anonymous No.10570828]

>>10570794
Eggs in random shit is found throughout the world, more specifically Asia

>Why are americans

Lol

[Anonymous No.10570847]

>>10570828
Why do americans get so triggered by the phrase "Why are americans"?

[Anonymous No.10570852]

>>10570847
I'm a Chink, did you not even read the first part of my post?

>the absolute state of Euroredditors

[Anonymous No.10570858]

>>10570828
That is bullshit. Only america can do fat things.

[Anonymous No.10570868]

>>10570858
Someone's never had an Asian dish it seems, what do you think fried rice is?

[Anonymous No.10570877]

>>10570852
>I'm a Chink,
wow John Chang your english is excellent. btw being a 9th immigrant from the railroad days doesnt make you a chink anymore

[Anonymous No.10570879]

>>10568457
Blacked. Mods

[Anonymous No.10570885]

>>10570877
>what is fried rice

lol

[Anonymous No.10570927]

>>10570868
Asians are skinny as fuck. They dont make fat food.

[Anonymous No.10570933]

>>10570927
t. European education

[Anonymous No.10570956]

>>10569986
Looks so inefficient.

[Anonymous No.10570957]

>>10570933
at my grade school "graduation" they ordered chinese food in for us

it was a strange idea in retrospect but damn if it wasnt the tits

[Anonymous No.10570978]

>>10570957
Our food is legit, anything with that amount of protein, specifically fried protein, and MSG is going to taste good

[Anonymous No.10570989]

>>10570978
fuck i could go for some chinese right now. if only it werent so expensve and if only i had more than 0$ rn

[Anonymous No.10571011]

>>10570662
>everybody who isn't flyover trash lives in NYC and eats literal mall pizza

[Anonymous No.10571021]

>>10571011
Ok, what's impressive about this?

[Anonymous No.10571040]

>>10568479
underrated

[Anonymous No.10571044]

>>10571021
The best part of not being a flyover shitter is that you don't have to exclusive eat at chain restaurants. It's great.

[Anonymous No.10571053]

>>10571044
None of the stuff ITT is from a "chain" other than the Cali pizza and NYC slice.

Enjoy your meme plants, the rest of us will eat eggs on toast because we don't have vaginas.

[Anonymous No.10571107]

>>10570744
what are you on? these all looks good enough

[Anonymous No.10571188]

I could live on hotdogs and poutine.

[Anonymous No.10571211]

>>10569986
Where does he go once he's done assembling the arm

[Anonymous No.10571226]

>>10571188
pls b my husbando and fucc me in my bum
t. montreal mutt

[Anonymous No.10571229]

>>10570717
Why didn't she hold the dog sideways so the cheese would line up with the whole dog and not accumulate in the center?

[Anonymous No.10571259]

>>10570008
dry?not dipped? Smh desu

[Anonymous No.10571568]

>>10571053
>everybody who isn't flyover trash eats avocado toast everyday

You guys get so butthurt. At least our generalizations about you make sense and are accurate, you seem to think that anything that isn't a hotdog or from a state fair food stand must be some kinda hipster shit with no in-between. Enjoy your Subway and McDonald's,

[Anonymous No.10571617]

>>10571568
So you're from California. You probably don't even eat meat since soy, and if you do it's probably your overrated CHAIN burger place. I can name a few better places that are independently owned around where I live to eat a burger in Detroit. Enjoy....soy.

[Anonymous No.10571631]

>>10568359
>fight me
I'm not a child abuser.

[Anonymous No.10571643]

>>10571617
>unironically uses soy meme
flyover education everyone

[Anonymous No.10571644]

>>10571617
>i've got no other arguments so muh california and muh soy

First of all, I live on the east coast but nice try. Second of all, I eat plenty of meat. Stop using soy as a copout for when you can't seem to put words to something you don't like. You sound pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10571660]

>>10568607
>>10568371
sweat is kind of sticky so he's like velcro

[Anonymous No.10571664]

>>10571644
>arguing with a flyover who thinks watching corn grow is exciting and stimulating
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.10571665]

>>10571259
Stock photo. I get's 'em soaked.

Big beef, soaked, sport peppers, add mozz.
Around 1500 calories of bliss.

[Anonymous No.10571667]

>>10571617
>in Detroit
At least I'm nowhere near Detroit, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10571719]

>>10570698
I'll take my chances on the mystery dog on the far right side.

[Anonymous No.10571725]

>>10570698
Dragged thru the garden, plox

[Anonymous No.10571803]

>>10571719
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.10571901]

>>10570794
yeah they think it makes something classy, very insightful cuck

[Anonymous No.10572183]

>>10568316
it's white onion.
>>10570064
these things are like a dollar.
>>10570383
i'll take three and a coke, i've been drinking all night
>>10570612
between the two? lafayette

[Anonymous No.10572197]

>>10568306
i still eat these with a fork. am i a massive faggot?

[Anonymous No.10572273]

>>10570804
I think its called a "Slingshot roll"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY8jxmU_1ak

[Anonymous No.10572284]

>>10571568
How in the fuck are you going to argue against stereotypes in the same sentence that you call most of the country "Flyover trash".

You've just made all demographic speculation about you irrelevant because you've concretely demonstrated that you're an arrogant fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.10572350]

>>10568306
>erect dog wieners
>Perfection

[Anonymous No.10572477]

[Anonymous No.10573148]

>>10568306
Two fat puppies in bed, shit on 'em and make 'em cry!

[Anonymous No.10573249]

>>10570879
Lost

[Anonymous No.10573275]

>>10572197
No

[Anonymous No.10573459]

>>10570698
What's on the second one?

[Anonymous No.10573526]

>>10568371
>bottoms of the plates are now covered on cheese and chili
cmon

[Anonymous No.10573607]

>>10568306
Hell yes my nigga
Can I get a lil cheese on them bitchez?

[Anonymous No.10573630]

>>10568494
I don't see a point a to that, then the bread just gets soggy. I'd rather have the contents on the plate and the bread as a side.

[Anonymous No.10573674]

>>10571803
Shit

[Anonymous No.10573710]

>>10570717
TURN IT SIDEWAYS REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10573921]

>>10568306
HGNNNNNNNNNGGGG

[Anonymous No.10573929]

>>10569986
in the time it took to assemble the hot dog arm he could have walked back and forth

[Anonymous No.10573931]

>>10568306
No kraut?

0/10

[Anonymous No.10574344]

[Anonymous No.10574385]

>>10574344
>fat in the wurst
>fat in the guac
>fat in the 'naise
>on a nutrient-less white flour industry bun
would you like coke with that sir

[Anonymous No.10574456]

>>10568483
u weren't beaten as a child were u

[Anonymous No.10574522]

>>10573929
you've obviously never been to this place. i've walked in, ordered, went to take a piss, and had the food already on the table when i came back. at around 2 to 4 am, it usually takes under five minutes to get your food, given you can find a seat.

[Anonymous No.10574554]

All hot dogs are shit. Eat real sausage instead.

[Anonymous No.10574572]

>>10574522
they design places like that in big cities to cram as many rats into the cage as possible, enjoy your nightmare I guess

[Anonymous No.10574592]

>>10570383
Why the fuck do these idiots call them Coney dogs when it not only has nothing to do with Coney Island NYC but they've never even been to Coney Island NYC?

It's fucking stupid!

[Anonymous No.10574601]

That chili doesn't look homemade and there's no slaw, but otherwise pretty top notch.

[Anonymous No.10574608]

>>10574592
Coney Islands are a unique type of Greek American restaurant. Two of the most well-known Coney Island restaurants are the Lafayette Coney Island and the American Coney Island, which are located in adjacent buildings on Lafayette Boulevard in downtown Detroit. They have a common root, with the original restaurant having been established by Greek immigrant brothers Bill and Gus Keros in 1915. The brothers got into a business dispute soon thereafter, and in 1917 split their restaurant into the two establishments that exist today. However the first coney island restaurant actually was opened in Jackson, Michigan in 1914 by a Macedonian immigrant named George Todoroff. Today two Coney Island restaurants unaffiliated with Todoroff's, Jackson Coney Island and Virginia Coney Island, are located in a building near the train station on East Michigan Avenue near where his original restaurant once sat. In addition, several area restaurants throughout the Jackson area offer their own version of the Coney Island hot dog, or just "coney" as referred to by local residents. Similar to the rivalry that Lafayette and American have in Detroit so do Jackson Coney Island and Virginia Coney Island in Jackson.

Many European immigrants of the early twentieth century entered the United States through Ellis island. One of their first stops was often the Coney Island neighborhood of the city where hot dogs were very popular. The original restaurant name thus referred to the restaurant being an immigrant-owned establishment, serving Coney Island's food of choice. Thus the term Coney Island was an intentional reference to immigration, as much as a descriptive name.

[Anonymous No.10574612]

>>10572284
>How in the fuck are you going to argue against stereotypes in the same sentence that you call most of the country "Flyover trash".

Because you're responding to some very common bait and I think on some level you realized that.

[Anonymous No.10574615]

>>10570008
Someone say "Beef Sandwich?"

[Anonymous No.10574624]

>>10574608
Bullshit, keep copy pasting from niggerpedia.

[Anonymous No.10574629]

>>10574624
Ok. NYC has shit food. More mayo?

[Anonymous No.10574707]

>>10574624

no it's not and you are rude, anon

[Anonymous No.10574709]

>>10574572
you don't leave your house much, do you?

[Anonymous No.10574724]

>>10568306
Looks good OP, you've got my vote

[Anonymous No.10574871]

>>10574554
If you ever want to make a hamburger, instead of using ground beef you should just use a rib-eye steak and make a steak sandwich instead.
It's just as easy to cook and it simply tastes better.

[Anonymous No.10574916]

>>10574871
>If you ever want to make a BLT, instead of using bacon you should just use a pork butt and make a pork butt, lettuce and tomato sandwich instead. It's just as easy to cook and it simply tastes better.

[Anonymous No.10575478]

>>10568853
Nobody cares for your meme dog. They're shit and you know it.

[Anonymous No.10575492]

>>10574871
Retardation, the post.

[Anonymous No.10575750]

>>10568306
>Coneys
My person of African origin

[Anonymous No.10575765]

>>10575750
racist

[Anonymous No.10576957]

>>10568339
just as god intended

[Anonymous No.10576961]

>>10568457
how can white boys even compete?

[Anonymous No.10576994]

>>10574522
Whenever I go there I usually order a coney with chili fries to go. It's always so crowded in there and the restaurant is really small.

[Anonymous No.10576997]

>>10570708

I like how by adding one egg they can turn anything to a breakfast meal.

[Anonymous No.10577005]

>>10574624
It's not bullshit. Majority of the coney island restaurants in Detroit are owned by Greeks and the main thing they sell are chili dogs that are called coneys and chili fries.

[Anonymous No.10577084]

>>10576994
duly's tastes just as good, but they take a long time. then again, you can also get breakfast there as well.

[Anonymous No.10578154]

Would you eat a coney burger?

[Anonymous No.10578168]

>>10568306
I love a good dog

[Anonymous No.10578287]

>>10578154
I'm honestly too small for that. It's biologically improper

[Anonymous No.10578434]

>>10571631
heh

[Anonymous No.10579319]

>>10568494

Check out the Mexican Torta ahogada :D

[Anonymous No.10581325]

>>10568306
>shitty red weiners
>mustard on chili
>untoasted bun
>no cheese

[Anonymous No.10581454]

wieners/gaggers/saugies

this is the RIght way to do it

[Anonymous No.10581965]

>>10571667
at this point, there are about a dozen major american cities that are worse than detroit, including chicago, st louis and nashville. i'm sure LA isn't that far behind once drought season becomes a year-round thing.

SF and NYC are shit because greed has priced out everyone without a trust fund.

[Anonymous No.10581983]

>>10578154
there's a place right over by pine knob that does a coney pizza. unfortunately it didn't have the onions and mustard.

[Anonymous No.10581991]

>>10581965
hahah nashville? thats a million miles away from the other cities you named and has quite a nice quality of life, considered a highly attractive city for young tech workers etc...

[Anonymous No.10583483]

[Anonymous No.10583603]

>>10581965
He thinks nashville is memphis because they're in the same state and he had an ameristan education, lol. Memphis does belong on that list but definitely not nashville.

[Anonymous No.10583871]

>>10583483
You can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.10583913]

>>10570652
If this was even close to reality, Wisconsin would soak the hotdog in bud light

[G8rH8r No.10583924]

is a deep fried pigs in a blanket just a mini corn dog or vice versa

[Anonymous No.10583959]

>>10570008
Al's is better, but it's hard to beat any good italian beef.

[Anonymous No.10584255]

>>10583603
probably because they're both completely irrelevant in everything other than barbecue and music.

[Anonymous No.10584281]

>>10583483
>i don't like it therefore it is soi
SOY is the worst meme to ever happen