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New webm thread

>> No.10569255

okay then

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>>10569245

>> No.10569266

>>10569245
>We made eggnog wrong! On PURPOSE!
...Ok.

>> No.10569276
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Japanese omelette

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>> No.10569424

>>10569364
I actually like this one, it's zero effort and looks pretty good. Good drunk food or something. A lot of these seem like they focus more on extra effort for no return, I guess to make it seem fancy while not actually being hard.

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>> No.10569474

>>10569276
My wife is half-nip and she makes mini versions of these. Sweeter and fluffier than a normal omelette.

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>> No.10569490

>>10569474
What makes it sweeter does she add a lot of sugar?

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>> No.10569496

>>10569483
Like, would it really be so much harder to just make some real ass cobbler? Why be so lazy?

>> No.10569513

>>10569282
lol, so wacky xD

>> No.10569515

>>10569490
Not a lot, IIRC she adds a little sugar, dash of sesame oil and soy sauce, and mirin.

I thought she was fucking retarded for continously adding eggs rather than pour it all in and then cooking it, but it was bretty good so I didn't make fun of her about it after that.

>> No.10569531

>>10569491
filthy

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>> No.10569576

>>10569551
How does he get out without breaking all the plates?

>> No.10569584

>>10569474
>My wife is half-nip
I'm sorry.

>> No.10569593

>>10569245
That literally looks like a pile of shit. I'm not even trying to be hyperbolic, the gloppy texture and brown color makes it look like a diarrhea dump. Couldn't they have at least tried to make it appealing?

>> No.10569598

>>10569296
This angers me more than I can put into words.

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>> No.10569606

>>10569282
Why do these recipes always use so much fuckin' cheese?

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>> No.10569617

>>10569609
>wrong filename
anon you had one job to do damn it!

>> No.10569631

>>10569606
It's a chicken parm.

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>> No.10569720

>>10569340
What the fuck did I just watch

>> No.10569726

>>10569598
Seconded. Just thought to myself "Why, Why, Why..."

>> No.10569749

>>10569340
Trying way too hard at being cutesy rustic.

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>> No.10569774

>>10569490
her pussy juices

>> No.10569778

>>10569474
post her feet

>> No.10569860
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>>10569496
because obesity is a mental illness with dire effects on the body

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>> No.10569932

Why the fuck do Mexicans think getting potato chips and putting an ungodly amount of toppings on it is food?

>> No.10569962

>>10569868
I can only imagine how angry the creator of this must've been.

>> No.10569967

>>10569868
>>10569962
i don't even understand the point of this

>> No.10569973

>>10569868
and here I was hoping I could get through one webm thread without wanting to kill

>> No.10569982

>>10569478
>Foie Gras
:DDDD fug

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There's nothing exciting here, just steaks getting grilled.

>> No.10569988

>>10569983
>There's nothing exciting here
Agreed.

>> No.10569999

>>10569868
The irony is that every spic I've ever known ate ate garbage on a daily basis. The only thing this webm accurately portrays is the sense of sheer arrogance.

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>>10569868
>I'm the only one with good food ME
Very VERY sad.

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>> No.10570046

>>10569340
jesus christ what a mess

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>> No.10570051

>>10570034
these are the same morons that think if the US deports illegal trash, there will be no more burritos to eat

>> No.10570063

>>10570035
>serves one

>> No.10570065

>>10570041
why not just make a quesadilla?

>> No.10570069

>>10569584
Hey at least his kids won't be gingers

>> No.10570078

>>10570035
>america.webm

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>>10570034

>> No.10570088

>>10570069
True, gooks just immediately kill any baby born with red hair on the spot.

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>> No.10570114

>>10569868
>friendly showcase of cultural differences
>ends with both sides coming together
>everyone assumes the mexican side is supposed to be obviously superior
Jogs the noggin.

>> No.10570130

>>10570050
I don't understand the point of the watermelon here.

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>> No.10570137

>>10570130
to get youtube views

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>> No.10570147

>>10569774
based

>> No.10570148

>>10570144
if this is a guy doing this you just know he's gay

>> No.10570162

>>10570144
I am throughly impressed.

>> No.10570164

>>10569282
based

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>>10570147
>>10570164
baste

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>>10569306
>Tfw the clamato at the end

>> No.10570177

>>10570026
I love watching the guys' batsu games

>> No.10570188

>>10569757
this would be a great dessert after sleepy time chicken

>> No.10570202

>>10569282
I chuckled
>>10569606
Excessive cheese is what people put in their food when they don't know how to cook and want to add "flavor"

>> No.10570209 [DELETED] 

>>10569868
>YOUR food versus MY food
>YOUR food is served mainly in gray, boring rooms whereas MY environment is full of vibrant color and patterns to reflect my beautiful culture
>YOU eat some idk pathetic shit from taco bell, I eat fresh hot steak tacos with cilantro and onions
>ranch on cookies (fucking nauseating) VS chili sauce on vanilla ice cream (weird but might be interesting)
>You DEFINITELY don't make your own guacamole :^) only Mexicans do that, and with a mortar and pestle not some gringo fork lmao
I'm not a poltard but it's hard to deny there is a certain air of superiority present in this video.

>> No.10570220

>>10569999
Spic here, it sucks that everyone thinks we're fat dirty lazy Mexicans. I would get slapped for eatingy beans with chips like a pig

>> No.10570227

>>10569483
wouldn't there be clumps of powdered cake mix?

>> No.10570229

>>10570065
It's party food. For a party.

>> No.10570233

>>10569868
>>10570114
>YOUR food versus MY food
>YOUR food is served mainly in gray, boring rooms whereas MY environment is full of vibrant color and patterns to reflect my beautiful culture
>YOU eat some idk pathetic shit from taco bell, I eat fresh hot steak tacos with cilantro and onions
>You DEFINITELY don't make your own guacamole :^) only Mexicans do that, and with a mortar and pestle not some gringo fork lmao
>ranch on cookies (fucking nauseating) VS chili sauce on vanilla ice cream (weird but might be interesting)
I'm not a poltard but it's hard to deny there is a certain air of superiority present in this video.

>> No.10570243

>>10569603
watermelon flavored THICC thighs. I dare say I'd like to have a go at this one, after Tyrone is done of course

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>>10570233
The funny thing is most beaners don't even eat like that.

>> No.10570263

>>10569868
TAKE THAT DRUMPF

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>>10570136
thank you for this, I needed it

>> No.10570268

>>10569491
>fuck your eggs

>> No.10570275

>>10570233
I mean, only if you inherently assume all the things on the right are better. From the outside it looks relatively neutral.

Like sure, the ranch on cookies is a absurd, but I don't know if anyone actually puts hot sauce on ice cream either. "Having tamales for every single meal" seems like self mockery to me, and you could read the guacamole one as "done in an instant" vs "has to be sped up and still is barely done by the time they cut".

>> No.10570291

>>10570275
but on the right at least half of it looks good. On the left there's basically nothing that actually looks good. Some of it looks OK but only then it's at best just a plain version of its partner on the right.

>> No.10570299

>>10569603
i wish that was my head

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>> No.10570326

>>10570291
Honestly, about half the stuff on the left looks better or equal to me. Like the mango, dumping chilli powder on stuff doesn't necessarily improve it over having it plain.

>> No.10570349

>>10570275
Bruh have you ever tried prepackaged guacamole? The shit is foul. No Mexican person is thinking 'separate but equal' when they see those two things side by side.

>> No.10570367

>>10570349
Yeah, fair point. I did have some once that was so bad I thought they'd accidentally filled the package with hand cream.

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>> No.10570607

>>10569282
Reddit

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>>10570136

>> No.10570618

>>10569609
How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10570622

>>10570034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0N4XcL1RJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kksxKa1L6EA

>> No.10570649

>>10569276
SUPERIOR NIPPONESE OMERET

FOLDED OVER ONE THOUSAND TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10570670

>>10570136
its clearly stuck to the cutting board somehow

>> No.10570685

>>10570594
This actually looked decent until he piled all of that shit on top of the initial porchetta and prosciutto. The gross mashed up fries was the worst part.

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>> No.10570712

>>10570685
It just looks like a crappy Cubano.

>> No.10570718

>>10569932
Because they are a shit child like people.

>> No.10570724

>>10569282
>organic tear gas
Or as it's already fucking known, "tear gas." Since capsaicin is an organic fucking compound.

>> No.10570732

>>10570618
He can't. Not without breaking them, anyway. He has to cook them all before he can leave.

>> No.10570736

>>10569603
God i wish that was me.

>> No.10570738

>>10570034

What do you expect, mexicans are a trash low end people all they have is muh food.

>> No.10570759

>>10570732
>He has to cook them all before he can leave.
Does he have to tell you what happened?

>> No.10570815

>>10570113
Too much effort, just fucking mix butter, cheddar and vodka, freeze tomato juice, toast the bread. Jesus

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>>10570694

>> No.10570829

>>10570759
Does who what now?

>> No.10570833

>>10570820
i hate it when the doctor's penis tells you you have cancer :(

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>>10570829

>> No.10570934

>>10570035
>and a diet coke, please.

>> No.10571009

>>10570670
Yes he cut off the top of it to keep it from rolling around. It's literally right there next to the tomato..

>> No.10571057

>>10570694
>bakes
>has stupid tattoos
errytime

>> No.10571084

>>10569440
>on a metal table

>> No.10571095

>>10569478
Gluttony at its finest.

>> No.10571101

>>10569276
Thats just a french omelet

>> No.10571102

>>10569356
this is ufkcing delicious, my gf made some but with nutela and banana in it, it was god tier

>> No.10571160

>>10571101
Nah. Jacques Pepin makes a decent French omelet, it's nothing like this at all. You're retarded, talk to your gp.

>> No.10571177

>>10569320
>>10569311
>>10569306
>>10569296
What the fuck, how can enough people eat this squalid filth for there to be a market? This is entirely incomprehensible to a European.

>> No.10571195

>>10569356
This actually is not a bad idea, I've been looking for ways to up my French toast game.

>> No.10571230

>>10569868
Meanwhile in reality, beaners put every prepared junk food known to man on Doritos and pretend it's food.

>> No.10571240

>>10569551
Would take less time to just go back and forth

>> No.10571245

>>10569868
Not a burger, so I just assumed it was like "versions", without any value connotation. Both look fine.

>> No.10571255

>>10570220
Spoken like a true moron

>> No.10571266

>>10570349
>No Mexican person
Exactly

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>>10571240
Or have multiple waiters carry trays to the table. But apparently this is a thing that they commonly do at that restaurant.

>> No.10571331

>>10571313
Having so much pride in such a useless and ultimately inefficient "ability" causes much pity

>> No.10571353

>>10571313
>plate bottom touching food
Fucking retarded. I'd unironically ask for another if that was mine, making the whole stupid charade pointless.

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>> No.10571465

>>10569276
>absolutely must do every goddamned thing with chopsticks

I don't know why this makes me so angry

>> No.10571478

>>10569296
oh no

>> No.10571480

>>10569296
I want to try it. It'll be awful, I know. But I just have to know.

>> No.10571482

>>10571367
Is there a second part to this?

>> No.10571508

>>10571465
Chopsticks are easy to use.

>> No.10571509

>>10571452
Did they show it after it cooked?

>> No.10571510

>>10570306
>he moves quicker as he gets closer

>> No.10571516

>>10571482
It gets rolled into panda head candies shaped into a tube then chopped up. It's pretty neat but I don't have the webm sorry.

>> No.10571519

>>10569340
It brings me great pleasure knowing that everyone who contributed to this will one day die.

>> No.10571520

>>10571482
i don't think its the same place, but just go check out this dude
https://www.youtube.com/user/LoftyPursuits/videos

>> No.10571650

>>10570718
Just like Americans mate

>> No.10571663

>>10571650
>t. paco martinez-hernandez-perez

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>>10571663
You know it

>> No.10571791

>>10569932
>>10569932
not unlike indian chaat, to a disgagaer

>> No.10571806

>>10569774
pusy*

>> No.10571847

>>10571465
Chopsticks are meant to be used by strong hands, not the spork handling weaklets

>> No.10571856

>>10569340
>2 cups of flour
>from a drawer
>took it by handful, not cups
>blow it away
Wow no wonder hipsters eat soylents

>> No.10571868

>>10569491
Did he wash his shirt in gutter oil?

>> No.10571875

>>10570306
that mandolin looks like its from the 1600s or some shit

>> No.10571887

>>10569340
Is this some bizarro world where i want the sweet comfort of a Tasty video?

>> No.10571893

>>10571195
French toast is only French toast if it comes from France

>> No.10571899

>>10571893
FUCK YOU
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>> No.10571909

>>10570616
Cheong fun is great

>> No.10571910

>>10570618
Is this the beginning a brand new, fresh, original meme?

>> No.10571912

>>10571275
EGG DILDOS

>> No.10571943

>>10571910
it's actually a end to a forced meme.you must be new m8

>> No.10571958

>>10570041
>sour cream
Am i not a patriot for hating that shit? Are there any other Americans who agree?

>> No.10571960

>>10570050
God i wish that was me

>> No.10571978

>>10569340
>This is how the Honeytree's bake

>> No.10572017

>>10569424
agreed, plus they're not absolutely caked in cheese or nutella or crushed oreos or some other bullshit

>> No.10572025

>>10569483
>rolled oats
>brown sugar
>melted butter

wa la you have a topping that's two hundred times better than powdered cake mix

>> No.10572039

>>10571958
sour cream isn't good, so yes I agree.

>> No.10572040

>>10571057
women are too stupid to do anything other than baking/meme dishes

>> No.10572063

>>10569340
I hope that was an elaborate troll, because I'm pretty fucking enraged that I watched the whole thing.

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>> No.10572129

>>10569478
Both of these people are sickening. The man is just another enabler.

>> No.10572138
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>> No.10572160

>>10569593
I know, right? It's almost like not everything on the internet is intended to be serious.

>> No.10572174

>>10572090
>>10569478
Feeders are more alien to me than pedophiles... Both should be illegal.

>> No.10572238

>>10572138
Ew avocado

>> No.10572262

>>10569983
>Just steaks getting grilled.
No you retard, that's one steak burned. You fuck up his meat.

>> No.10572263

>>10569483
>>10569496
>>10572025
Webm is misnamed, it's called dump cake.
>>10570227
The butter bakes into everything and just makes it like a regular crumble.

>> No.10572267

>>10570051
>mexicans
that's an american dude, it's an african american.

>> No.10572292
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>> No.10572305

>>10569282
>that tiny amount of seasoning

I get so annoyed. Is this just a white people thing or a tv cooking thing? Because I've noticed even celebrity chefs tend to put way too little salt on everything. Maybe they're just in a rush or something?

>> No.10572309

>>10572292
He makes blades out of dried fish Aluminum foil
Plastic Wrap and Pasta

Pasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNR0guNn70

After he eats his knife he turns his slate plate into a knife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azbzAxxflO8

Dried fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Put2ZUgYph0

Plastic Wrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPbQdbsQUI

Aluminum foil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owseTngZFMI

>> No.10572312
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>>10569483
>eww, miss dubois, your peach cobbla look like throw-up

>> No.10572318

>>10569282
Attempting to make the inane into extraordinary in a sad attempt to convince themselves that they are superior to the Average Joe strawman they've created in their heads. A true hallmark of the Reddit mindset.

>> No.10572325

>>10571084
Holy shit, never noticed that before.

>> No.10572329

>>10572305
The meat gets plenty of flavour from the sauce and cheese. The meat isn't really the star of the dish so much as the parma as a whole is. Generally served with chips though.

Also, whose to say the breadcrumbs aren't spiced?

>> No.10572361
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>>10572305

Good troll. Bravo.
>blame white people
>pretend not to know you can add more salt later to most things
>acting retarded doesn't make you retarded

>> No.10572366

>>10569340

An ASMR dream come true

>> No.10572397

>>10570649
quality meme bruv

>> No.10572410

>>10569491
How does he shit out of the egg?

>> No.10572411

>>10571452
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.10572424

>>10571353
>plate gets washed and sanitized multiple times an hour
>'w-wah get me a new food and plate!!'

is your favorite silk product the chocolate or vanilla flavor?

>> No.10572455

>>10572106
Jesus Christ.

I gotta get that recipe.

>> No.10572474

>>10570299
same

>> No.10572492
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>> No.10572532

>>10569491
>surly_noble_of_the_egg_province.webm

>> No.10572547
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>>10572312
kek
The Luther is amazing btw.

>> No.10572570

>>10570229
>Thinking anyone on 4chan has enough friends or even 1 friends to invite to a party.
99% of the people on here who make that will end up eating the entire thing by themselves.

>> No.10572576
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>>10572138
>Avocado overload
>Insider
>Attention whore
>Horse faced jewess
>"Alessandro"
>Her fucking nails
>Look at me I'm trying to look cute drinking a smoothie with a kiloton of make up
>Le thumbs up ecksdee
Every fucking time

>> No.10572577

>>10570148
shut up fag

>> No.10572583

>>10569749
She pulled flour out of a drawer. I'm pretty sure it's ironic.

>> No.10572592

>>10569282
>This kills the skillet.

>> No.10572601

>>10570306
Easy stuff.
People who cut themselves on mandolins need to stop cooking.
Just using fire in your house is more dangerous than that if you are that retarded.

>> No.10572604

>>10570594
This looks like something Italians would make for US tourists to keep them from dying from all the fresh air and healthy food.

>> No.10572606

>>10570594
Give me that porchetta and prosciutto sandwich and i'll be a happy man.

>> No.10572609

>>10572040
faggot

>> No.10572611

>>10570694
Why are these so fucking excessive what the fuck. Who eats these.

>> No.10572629

>>10572411
Yup, every single day.
Wake up
Say the pledge
Make a 5000 calorie breakfast.
Go to work.
Break for lunch.
Eat 3000 calories of western double bacon burgers.
Go home.
Beat wife and kids
Eat 3 Stouffers family meat lasagnas by myself.
Go to sleep.
Repeat

Dog bless

>> No.10572635
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>> No.10572653
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>>10572601
who needs a mandolin.....

>> No.10572682

>>10572653
That's sexy.

>> No.10572690

>>10572090
The fat black lady in that died in a car crash

>>10572138
What an annoying cunt

>> No.10572714

>>10572653
God i wish that was me.

>> No.10572720

>>10570084
wtf.

>> No.10572803

>>10571275
this makes my skin crawl

>> No.10572821

>>10572090
This is America!

>> No.10572826

>>10572577
go paint some cookies homo

>> No.10572827

>>10569749
>>10571519
>>10571856
>>10572063
How are there this many people here who don't understand a really simple joke? It's not even a new one if you've been browsing here for more than 5 minutes, for fucks sake did you dipshits think the "Vampire kryptonite" one a few posts above was serious too?

>> No.10572836
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>>10572653
>that half-green onion at the end

>> No.10572842

>>10572138
There is something about the way the insider's videos are cut and edited with those huge ass captions that just flares me up and tells me It's fucking shit

>> No.10572933

>>10571255
>t. Illegal meztizo

>> No.10572938
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>>10569868
>First Meal
YOU
>Cocoa
YOU
>Sweetbread
BOTH
>Corn
ME
>Tacos
ME
>Breakfast
YOU
>Lunch
YOU
>Dinner
YOU
>Fruit
YOU
>Dressing
YOU
>Snack cakes
YOU
>Sandwich
YOU
>Guacamole
ME
>Tomato Based Alcoholic Drink
ME
>t. American Born Mexican tired of superiority complex these fucking retards have
>t. Someone who's majority Mexico based family is either in prison or dead
>Keyword: majority, there are definitely some good apples
>t. Someone who's majority American based Family either lives free with smells of Gunpowder, Whiskey and American Muscle or Living Comfortably in the California Bay Area
>Keyword: Majority, I mean c'mon, some of them are Mexicans in southern California, what do you think
>Protip, you can tell who they are and how they live from both their accent and the way they speak
>I fucking love this country
>Not even shitposting

>> No.10572983

>>10570035
The more the video progressed, the more horrified I became.

>> No.10573006

>>10572938
based patriotic wetback
t. balsero

>> No.10573052

>>10572411
It's a German TV show and obviously fake.

>> No.10573216

>>10572305
why tf there's so much racebaiting on this fucking board? I don't get it, go to fucking /pol or something... They deserve it + most of them is so fucking stupid that they would take the bait. I bet you're not even a real nignog.

>> No.10573277

>>10569340
>1 cup of butter
>only 1 stick

Drawer flour is one thing but this is too far

>> No.10573320

>>10571465
I've seen other people get pissed off about that, it's weird.

>> No.10573331

>>10572292
>take ready made dried pasta
>process it into powder
>make pasta
>dry it
What.

>> No.10573345
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>>10569483
>yellow cake mix
>it's white

>> No.10573354

>>10573345
There's nothing in that webm I wouldn't fuck and eat.

>> No.10573355

>>10569282
... soggy parmigiana? Why?

>> No.10573357

>>10573354
Sorry, meant to reply to >>10572635

>> No.10573361

>>10573331
It's not as flat nor as wide as he wants so he has to reprocess it

>> No.10573411

>>10572119
>>10572128
fucking subhuman

>> No.10573417

>>10572138
>a whole fucking avacado
>healthy

wtf

>> No.10573467

>>10573345
Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using plain ones.

>> No.10573472

>>10573467
I'll glaze them for her.

>> No.10573504

>>10573355
Nothing in that recipe is even close to a parmigiana

>> No.10573511

>>10573355
soggy parmigiana for the soggy permavirgin

>> No.10573516

>>10569282
you have to go back

>> No.10573522

>>10573511
Little do you realize that it's the chads who will be soggy when I've squished them with my car! The revolution has begun!

>> No.10573541

>>10569603
Oh, my. Such a menstrual image.

>> No.10573639

>>10569282
Needs ham

>> No.10573641

>>10572138
Fucking Insider vids. I hate the chink bitch Rinny who is in a lot of the videos, she looks like a drowned sewer rat and eats like a slob. Someones gotta post the vid where she has a mouth full of noodles and cuts the rest off with a pair of scissors

>> No.10573658

>>10570147
>based
Nah, you just pour it right in.

>> No.10573663

>>10570035
Christ, that boy is peak soy.

>> No.10573664

>>10569364
What's that can? Instant bread dough or something?

>> No.10573669

>>10573541
>that bodyfat
don't worry she hasn't had one in a while

>> No.10573672

>>10571084
At least it's earthed if something goes wrong. Probably not going to ground through you.

>> No.10573697

>>10569962
>>10569973
>>10569999
>>10570233
>>10570263
>>10571230
jesus christ why is it that americans are so fucking easily triggered. you're one of the most privileged countries on earth but it doesn't seem to improve your self-esteem even the tiniest bit

the video ends with 'salud' for fuck's sake

>> No.10573703

>>10573664
Biscuit dough, yeah.

>> No.10573736

>>10572455
>I gotta get that recipe.
Chicks love it.

>> No.10573753

>>10571177
Mexicans, it's why they're the fattest fucks on the planet.

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>>10571275
>sauce bottle reads ASS

>> No.10573772

>>10572138
why did normalfags have to ruin avocado

>> No.10573846

>>10569868
What the fuck is this garbage

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>>10573697
>dude we said a nice word at the end of the two minutes of insulting you, it's just a joke bro
Sounds like you're the thin skinned one.

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Dondurma alone makes Turkey as a country worth existing.

>> No.10573907

>>10573850
>no u
>posts a mexican advert making fun of themselves for putting lime on everything
Nah, seems like you just can't take jokes.

>> No.10573928

>>10569296
how many different sauces can one dish take before it's too much, jesus christ

>> No.10573932

>>10571958
Considering most of eastern Europe loves sour cream, probably the opposite.
You have shit taste by the way.

>> No.10573938

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNR0guNn70

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>> No.10573945

>>10573850
>authentico
>th
>no tilde on "'é"

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>>10573945

>> No.10573952

>>10569282
>tasty ashes
>hot bubble water
gonna use those desu

>> No.10573956

>>10573949
wait fuck im retarded

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>>10571482

>> No.10573971

>>10573943
How does he get past the wings without breaking them?

>> No.10573972

>>10569296
This is actually revolting and should be tossed in the trash

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>>10571482

>> No.10574010

>>10571275
>desire to know more intensifies

>> No.10574014

>>10572106
When I forget why I eat meat I watch this

>> No.10574064
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>> No.10574075

>>10570136
>>10570670
you can see from the tomato when it's cut how fucking clean that is
it's basically barely destroying any cells just like an obsidian scalpel would
look up how sharp shit can actually be

>> No.10574080

>>10572653
sauce?

>> No.10574088

>>10569340
>1 tsp vanilla

why... why is it fluid... how in the world...

>> No.10574092

>>10572119
>get the equipment to cook
>"hey, let's catch and eat those flies"

and that is why africa is going to stay a shithole for ever

>> No.10574101

>>10573467
Breadfaceblog on Instagram. Nothing she does makes sense.

>> No.10574110

>>10572842
It's because they're explicitly created for mouthbreathing bugmen/women/normalfags who vapidly scroll through their social media feeds composed of the most milquetoast hobby accounts they had the attention span to find.
Big words and constant jump cuts keeps their attention and means they don't have to put their volume on to consume this soulless trite.

>> No.10574208

>>10572547
It really is. Pain in the dick to eat though.

>> No.10574213

>>10570084
Is this real?

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>> No.10574262

>>10574213

India has a problem with people pooping in places that are not toilets.

>> No.10574296

>>10574213
Imagine you spent your whole life shitting in a toilet and then someone comes along and says no you have to do it in a park. It would take some getting used to, which is why even when they get toilets a lot of rural indians still take a dump in the open

>> No.10574321

>>10574296

The difference is shitting in the open fields is proven to be wrong shitting in the toilet is correct.

>> No.10574325

>>10574321
They don't understand the health implications. What they care about is that toilet is hot and stinks, so they avoid it. Imagine it's like choosing a fresh, never used squat toilet or a heavily used portable toilet. Of course that 'fresh' toilet is fucking gross in it's own way.

>> No.10574400

>>10574321
If graphs and facts changed people's behaviour, we'd have a colony on fucking Titan by now.

>> No.10574430

>>10569340
what is that title even supposed to say? plumb yeets?

>>10572827
oh hey, it's that person who made the video. everybody laugh at her.

>> No.10574535

>>10574430

Beet cake

>> No.10574540

>>10569483
>Those fat kid's hands

>> No.10574568

>>10569868
I fucking hate chicanos, they are so fucking arrogant to both mexicans and americans. When they are in the US they behave like victims, when they go to Mexico they act as if the ground beneath then did not deserve them.
I fucking hate the fact that there poor excuses uf a human being are what represent us to the world

>> No.10574570

>>10569983
>this is what steakfags masturbate to

>> No.10574580

>>10570041
That's just a shit version of an aztec cake

>> No.10574609

>>10571313
I've heard about carrying five places at the same time, that's standard. But this just seems excessive

>> No.10574643

>>10573522
okay captain cringe

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>> No.10574691

>>10569609
XD

>> No.10574797

>>10574669
fucking chinks dropping your food on the ground just to fuck with you

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>>10570594
..He made mashed potatoes out of fries.

>> No.10574836

>>10571452
Fortress_of_fat.webm

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>>10574669

>> No.10574910

>>10569340
is soy sauce a vanilla substitute?

>> No.10574983
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>>10570694
>tattoos

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>>10572609
Woman

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>>10575453

>> No.10575829

>>10573361
hes saying why not just make your own pasta in that shape in the first place

>> No.10575954

>>10569266
......And Thats A Good Thing

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