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10587710 No.10587710 [Reply] [Original]

Drop all your cooking with jack memes and his worst dishes,the bison burger was the worst imo.

>> No.10587713

>>10587710
Post A link faggot

>> No.10587734

jackposting is a federal offense punishable up to 10 years and prison and and a 15 000 $ fine


winners don't post jacks

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>> No.10587749

>>10587710
second this.
also my favourite is McCormick seasoning

>> No.10587818
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my favourite part of Jack is how he acts like a bitchy old maid when servers or cooks don't meet his exacting standards on Jack on the Go. Perfect two face he greases them with fake praise and cordiality then immediately trashes them when he gets out.

>> No.10587880

>>10587734
/jack off

>> No.10587881
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10587881

Would you bang Tammy?

>> No.10587886
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10587886

did someone said
TAMMY

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>> No.10587921

>>10587818
Is he deep frying saveloys?

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10587931

Remember that time he cried like a bitch on national television?

>> No.10587965

>>10587710
I don't want to contribute to the forced lol,
but, he reviewed a product that specifically says:
LIGHT THE OPEN END, but Jack just can't.
He just can't follow manufacture instructions.
He torches the wrong end of a smoker product.
I don't think that it matters that much, but in principle, the product is used incorrectly.

>> No.10587993

>>10587894
Goddamn Jack really does look like he has a learning disability. The eyes are just too weird. Or is this just the face of the average american in current year?

>> No.10587997

>>10587710
>tfw trying to convince boss to use local bison for a bison burger as the burger of the month

That said, both of us have had properly cooked bison burgers and they were pretty damn good. If we can get a good price and/or I come up with a good burger idea, we might do it.

>> No.10588108

>>10587713
>link
>to JakAtak69
First time here huh?

>> No.10588113

>>10587931
This was the best thing to ever happen on /ck/

>> No.10588121
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>>10587931
we all cried with him that night

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>> No.10588139

>>10587886
Autism.

>> No.10588161

>>10587931
Wtf was that? I'm not amerifat, so I wasn't aware of it.

>> No.10588169

>>10588128
It's funny, in that video he keeps his mouth closed when he talks. But it's very obvious he spits it out as soon as the video is done

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>> No.10588185

Can't forget that time he ate bloody chicken and said it was "juicy" then proceeded to microwave it for 1 minute as if it would make any difference

>> No.10588193

>>10588161
Jack tried to get people to invest in his sauce company on reality TV, during which it became apparent he did not know how to BBQ. The hosts wanted to buy into his Youtube Channel, which he refused to let them do, and then he cried because something someone said insinuated he was a liar or something.

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10588205

>>10587965
I actually think he is functionally illiterate which is why he never follows directions. He can't read them

>> No.10588206

https://youtu.be/jqCB4-32awE

YEAR
OLD
BRISKET

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>>10588128
He must know that it doesn't look right. Would he not send that back at a restaurant? Surely he can observe the difference and presumably has to cook it longer?

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>> No.10588226

>>10587894
>what's your mdiddle name
>dieverse
>yours?
goddamn americans are this dumb?

>> No.10588230

seriously, how the fuck did this guys channel ever get big?

>> No.10588231

>>10588226
It's an education issue, much like how the poorly educated tend to gravitate towards alternate religions like atheism, "wh*te people buddhism", or "paganism", they also tend to believe there is an insufficient supply of interesting names from which to draw a new child's name, therefore they make up nonsensical shit like "MacKayteLynnedeeAanne" (for wh*tes), "Dwantwaynemoney" (for escaped slaves), or "DieVerse" (for whatever the fuck that guy is)

>> No.10588249

>>10588231
This is some bottom of the barrel bait.

>> No.10588452

>>10587931
not funny you heartless asshole

>> No.10588524
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>> No.10588537

you cant just poison people like that jack

>> No.10588544

>>10588537
Yes he can

>> No.10588561

>>10588193
link???

>> No.10588564

>>10587997
Convince him at gun point.
Bison is healthier anyway

>> No.10588566

>>10588193

Link? Can't find it.

>> No.10588576

>>10588561
https://youtu.be/v_CnVFFMpYc

>> No.10588582

Is his goatee attempting to annex his neck?

>> No.10588584

>>10588206
lmao one of my favorites
so assmad about losing

>> No.10588595

>>10588576
do british people think they're funny?

>> No.10588600

>>10588216
This is my favorite ja/ck/ webm, the smugness is off the charts

>> No.10588606

>>10588576
People need to mix audio properly and not have random bits blast out loud.

>> No.10588628

>>10587993
There's a fine line between disability and just being really, really stupid.

>> No.10588630
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>> No.10588691

>>10588628
Jack has some form of disability impairing his ability to process what he reads and hears. >>10588205 is correct, ja/ck/ probably has a tumor in his left lobe. I doubt anybody could live long with the way be cooks and prepares food, he'd have died young by parasites eating raw meat.

>> No.10588698

>>10587993
you can always spot americans in bars and at the airport by the way they move. not all americans are as bad as Jack but the things Jack does aren't abnormal in themselves, they're just taken to an extreme

>> No.10588703

>>10588691
He had a stroke a few years ago. That explains his bad reflexes and some cognitive problems. But he's also a fucktard with an IQ probably in the 80's.

>> No.10588705

>>10588249
wasnt there some american pop star who tried to name their kid "Apple" a few years back?

>> No.10588707

>>10588705
Fiona Apple?

>> No.10588708

>>10587997
>properly cooked bison
how is it different from normal beef burgers

im not attacking you im just asking

>> No.10588715

>>10588703
>But he's also a fucktard with an IQ probably in the 80's
Most Italianiggers are this way, but cooking should be in his DNA.

>> No.10588717
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>>10587710
http://sortbydislikes.com/search.php?channel=jakatak69

>> No.10588721

>>10588595
fuck off jack

>> No.10588730

>>10588715
he did a 23andme video and was only about 50% Italian. he's just a retarded mutt and someone pretty close to him is a nigger. the rest of him was North African and subsaharan.

>> No.10588739

>>10588730
>the rest of him was North African and subsaharan.
hence italianigger

>> No.10588742

>>10588721
>Oi and what have we here... A PINEAPPLE SALAD
no dude it's incomprehensibly bad, even if it is bad on purpose it sucks for that

>> No.10588751

>>10588209
Does he hate bread? Whether it's burgers or plain sandwiches, he always bites it from the middle.

>> No.10588754
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>>10588730
>>10588715
>actually literally believing that cooking ability is genetic
the absolute STATE of american education

>> No.10588759

>>10588751
he talks about this in early burger wars jack on the go episodes. he claims it lets you get "more of the good stuff"

>> No.10588760

>>10588751
He eats a taco like a sandwich so who the hell knows.

>> No.10588768

>>10588209
>how to eat sandwich
>manages to do it wrong

>> No.10588781

>>10588754
I'm not american

>> No.10588792
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>>10588751
>>10588759
>>10588760
americans are just stupid and don't understand how to eat

>> No.10588804
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>> No.10588806

>>10588792
who the fuck eats plain toast?

>> No.10588811

>>10588804
He even tries his best to avoid the bread with a hot dog. Has he thought about just taking the sausage out of the bun?

>> No.10588815

>>10588128
Whats even worse is that sandwich is a fucking meatball. It has breadcrumbs and egg mixed in.
He is eating a raw meatball.

>> No.10588818
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>>10588811
he doesn't want to get fat on carbs

>> No.10588826

>>10588226
yes
because facebook names are legal record

>> No.10588836

>>10588205
cheyenne is /ourgirl/

>> No.10588839

>>10588226
pretty sure it's his hiphop name

>> No.10588855

>>10588128
There is not a single blink the duration of this webm.

>> No.10588862

jack on the go has become more entertaining than his cooking ones, his cooking ones are just boring now because he doesn't actually try to cook anything anymore

>> No.10588932

>>10588806
A god damn robot which can't process proteins or fat.

>> No.10588941

>>10587921
guessing its a corn dog

>> No.10588955

>>10588754
+4/6??
do they start with full marks and then lose them with wrong answers. that's literally ass backwards america. unlike those two questions which work both ways

>> No.10588960

>>10588806
Lizards.

>> No.10588978

>>10588806
Reptiles

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>>10588806

>> No.10588996
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>>10588806
Damn lizards

>> No.10589004

anyone have the video where he rants about how the chili cookoff was rigged at his church because he didnt win

>> No.10589017

>>10588996
nice warm blanket for that cold blooded toast muncher

>> No.10589035

>>10589004

https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0

>> No.10589055

>>10589035
lol he starts off by saying he needs to keep his recipe secret from his fellow thieving churchgoers

>> No.10589076

>>10589055
They're going to fire bomb palestine but I don't want them to steal my recipes.

>> No.10589077

>>10589035
"I don't cheat, but I could easily win by telling Jackjr and his friends to all go vote for me, I won't do that though"
why the hell would he say this

>> No.10589088

>>10589077
literally virtue signalling

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>>10587710
It makes me sad that our society actually pay more attention to those who aren't worth attention. And less to those who needs our actual attention

>> No.10589102
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>>10589035
>"I am never going to enter again since I already gave out my recipe"
>his shitty chili didn't even place at all

>> No.10589121

>>10588121
JUST

>> No.10589147

Who rigged the church chili competition? The jews of course.
he sounded so mad that he lost.
>"its fine, i dont care, there was no prize it was just for fun, congratulations to.. those other guys"
>"i am never going to enter again"

>> No.10589157

Why the fuck is he so filthy rich with that IQ?

Do I just have to act like an idiot in front of the internet and I can get money too ?

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>>10589157
how do you think pewdiepie got rich?

>> No.10589284
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>>10589268

>> No.10589347

>>10588754
the matrix one is correct because rows are first then columns. the first one is retarded

>> No.10589374

>>10588231
>poorly educated
>athiesm
Sky daddy worshipper detected

>> No.10589388

>>10589374
Both atheism and bible thumping are just alternate ways of describing the same small-minded dogmatism

Intelligent people consider religion an interesting anthropological curiosity and have no beef with the followers of traditional religions

>> No.10589409

>>10588176
No memeing, I searched far and wide for the best hot dog I could find and hebrew national is it. Those kikes might ruin every country they go to but god damn if they cant make a delicious hotdog.
What are some other good brands of hotdogs? Im not a fan of shit like ballpark franks because they are so thick. I like my dogs on the skinny side

>> No.10589428

>>10589409
nathans natural casing dogs. The only problem is they sell them in 5s, not 8s

>> No.10589451

>>10589428
>nathans natural casing dogs
Ill give those a shot anon

>> No.10589473

>>10589388

So you're an atheist then? A stupid one granted but at least we've cleared the air.

>> No.10589475

>>10588754
People who complain about these math problems are parents and millennials who are awful at math.

>> No.10589504

>>10588754
Common core has its flaws but none is displayed in that pic.

>> No.10589568
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>>10589388
>pretentious, relativistic garbage
Pic related, it's you.

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>>10588576
Fucking bong ruined the video

>> No.10589656

>>10588760
>implying a taco isn't a sandwich

>> No.10589675

>>10589409
there are no better dogs than hebrew national. dont bother searching, ive already been down that road.

>> No.10589682

>>10589568
>cultural relativism isn't real
Don't bother explaining, we know you were homeschooled by loony tunes evangelicals.

>> No.10589694

>>10589504
This is getting beside /ck/, but you don't see a problem in docking a point for going 5+5+5 instead of 3+3+3+3+3?

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Hope this is the right one, I need to label my shit.

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>> No.10589732

>>10589714
what the actual fuck this is some Ulillillia tier shit

>> No.10589745

>>10589732
That was the wrong one, but i'm glad I posted this. This thing in the video is your average /ck/ poster complaining about american's and flyover states.

>> No.10589836

>>10588205
/ourgril/

>> No.10589851

>>10588561
>>10588566
>>10588576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg
full episode. Shit audio better better than the fucking bong trying to be funny the whole time.

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>>10588715
Italians are the smartest wh*Teoids

>> No.10589905

>>10589724
>>10589892
God, the way he juts his tongue out when eating is fucking disgusting.

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>> No.10589991

>>10589473
No
>>10589568
>relativistic
Stop using words you don't understand in a futile effort to sound smart

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>> No.10590005

>>10589903
lies finland is the smartest

>> No.10590042

>>10589892
Ah so he does hate bread

>> No.10590055

>>10589905
isnt that a thing autists do when they eat?

>> No.10590080

>>10589724
B I G B O Y B I T E S

>> No.10590084

HE ATE RAW DOLLAR STORE STEAK

https://youtu.be/1tIHicqWJoc

ABSOLUTE
M A D M A N

>> No.10590109
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>>10589714
something feels... gay...

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>> No.10590138

>>10589921
Jack has bothered me so many times but this really takes the napkin

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>> No.10590297

>>10590247
REEEEEEEE

>> No.10590305

>>10590131
I laffed

>> No.10590307

>>10590131
lmao what the fuck did he expect?
also
>adding the meat to the grill without heat
only jack

>> No.10590324

>>10588792
is that why they have to practice constantly?

>> No.10590350

>>10590307
I hate how often he does this with everything. He is either trolling or just super impatient

>> No.10590362

jack makes disgusting love to his food when he eats it

>> No.10590368

>>10590307
Jack never lets anything get hot before putting the food on.
>>10590350
I thought he was doing it on purpose for a while as well. But fuck I think he actually is just genuinely awful.

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>> No.10590468

https://youtu.be/KMd-kAppXBg

>> No.10590590

>>10588524
JUCCI
U
C
C
I

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>> No.10590842

>>10588839
Makes sense, it means "the verses" in German.

>> No.10590962

>>10590372
.webm like those make me wonder if the guy is not just some kind of elaborate troll

>> No.10590980

>>10590372
Fucking Christ. link?

>> No.10590992

>>10589473
I'm agnostic, like all intellects :)

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>>10587931
i actually felt bad/sad for him after hearing about that

>> No.10591075

>>10588630
What the fuck is that disgusting ass thing he does with his tongue? Who eats like that?

>> No.10591158

Can someone make a Virgin Jack vs. Chad Joey comic?

>> No.10591159

>>10590350
Has to get back to playing PS4 or going out to eat

>> No.10591161

>>10590372
The way he just fades out of existence.

>> No.10591165

>>10588231
>least educated people are those in the south
>which also happens to be where the highest percentage of religious people resides
>yet atheists are the dumb ones
really triggers the neurons

>> No.10591172

>>10590992
Everyone's agnostic because nobody truly knows one way or the other.

Take a stance you pussy.

>> No.10591174

>>10590055
its how he cleans up tammy after her bull is done

>> No.10591190

>>10591174
That's really not an image I ever needed to have.

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>>10591190
sometimes he saves it for later use

>> No.10591238

>>10587894
What the fuck happened to Vinny?

>> No.10591283

>>10590980
It's on his twitch channel. It was apparently removed from youtube.

>> No.10591314

>>10589724
uh do I do that with my tongue? better check next time.

>> No.10591317

>>10591194
>$500 blender
>$200 sous vide circulator
all to make something that is normally made on the stove top without much effort, christ I'm triggered

>> No.10591324

>>10591194
I actually thought he was going to reach into the bag and grab it to pour it instead of just tilting it

>> No.10591328

>>10589347
why the fuck should it matter either way?

>> No.10591341

>>10589475
but the student's maths was correct, the mark scheme probably only gave the answers 3+3+3+3+3 and the array with 6 columns and 4 rows as correct, and the teacher didn't know or didn't bother to check the student's working properly

>> No.10591676

>>10590247
That was intensely annoying to watch.

>> No.10591716

>>10588595
>>10589637
>>10589851
amerimutts

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>> No.10591719

>>10589851
>what the fuck is going on this motherfuckers gettin weird on us

>> No.10591743

>>10588524
it is still fucking amazing to me that he cooked this, ate this, filmed this, and uploaded it

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>>10589851
>the part where the judges ask him if he's having fun and which one is cooler
this is fucking painful to watch jebus

>> No.10591981

>>10587818
>batter coming off
You would think he would research corndogs for at least 1 minute

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>>10591717
i was expecting something like this when i opened up the webm

>> No.10592001

>>10588708
Less fat. If you cook it like 80/20 or something youll dry it out. Worth the effort tho.

>> No.10592017

>>10588754
I see the examiner's point of view- its supposed to be 3 times 5, 4 times 6.. Doesn't matter that the math is correct, its the concept that matters

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>>10588216

>> No.10592189

>>10591283
the twtch channel's been wiped
any autists out there got a mirror

>> No.10592194

>>10588209
He does this schtick all the time and I fucking hate his guts for it

>> No.10592202

>>10588705
Gwenyth Paltrow and coldplay singer's kid is named apple

>> No.10592224

>>10589035
>YOOOOHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HO...HOODEEDOODEEDOOOO
>The alarm wakes me up. I wipe the sleep out of my eyes
>The sweet purr of Tammy's C-PAP machine is comforting, it beckons me back to sleep
>No, I must wake up, today is the day
>I better check on Jack Jr...
>Jack's not in his room...it suddenly hits me that he spent the night at one of his football friends' house
>I've been worrying lately, he's been hanging out with colored folk, they might try to peer pressure him into trying the devil's lettuce
>I'm worrying about nothing, I've raised Jack to be a good man. Never to hit a woman!
>Shower and shave, using my trusty kit from Harry's Razors
>I decide to wear a shirt quoting 1 Corinthians 13:4-0, Jesus will respect my dedication
>Mosey through my hall of hats, decide on a classic little number featuring the character Dedpole, he's a popular guy among the kids
>I must prepare for the chili cook off, this is my calling. I gave up DJ'ing for this.
>Head to the local Kroger to gather my bountiful canned ingredients. Nobody else understands that THIS IS WHAT I DO, if you're going to criticize me on canned items, you're in the wrong place friend.
>The judges will never see my secret ingredient coming
>I've been saving a year old brisket coated in coffee grounds for this purpose, my Christ has commanded it
>Pour every bit of 26 minutes into assembling my chili masterpiece, no one else at the cook off will have dedicated their day as I have

>> No.10592226

>>10589035
>Tammy finally wakes up and removes her C-PAP mask and gets ready for the chili bowl cook off
>We head over to the football field, Jack is there with his melanin enhanced friends. One of them is giving me dirty looks; I think he's dealing marijuana cigarettes
>I hand my masterpiece to the lovely woman governing this event and she explains that all of the folks present will taste and judge. This will provide fair results as everyone tasting gets a voice (so she tells me).
>Christ bellows into my ears "BLASPHEMY!"
>Why aren't 3 neutral judges allowed at this event? I don't trust the opinion of these homely people with their heretic taste buds. They probably don't even support napalming Palestine.
>I urge Jack Jr and Tammy to vote for what they feel is the best chili, I WILL NOT stoop to the level of telling family and friends to vote for my chili.
>No one has the palate to appreciate freezer aged brisket
>No one here understands the complexity of canned beans and sauce
>This ruse of a contest has been a farce from the start
>I know in my enlarged heart that I am the true winner, and that my chili can bring warring nations together. The love is in the freezer burn.
>Jesus has told me I must infiltrate a high school chili cook off the following week to exact my vengeance via passive aggressive insults to children.
>These people think recipes off the Internet are good? BLASPHEMY!
>Where are the award winners? WHERE ARE THEY?
>I end up leaving extremely disappointed. I await Jesus' command to lead me to my next location for the next highly awaited episode of Jack on the Go.
>Such is the life of a Youtube cooking god

>> No.10592239

>>10590247
Tammy is such a pig. Literally, like her nostrils are too big for her nose.

>> No.10592348

>>10592239
CPAP machine probably stretches them out

>> No.10592463

>>10588955
>>10589475
>>10589504
>assuming it's real

>> No.10592471

>>10587881
yes. on the head. with a hammer.

>> No.10592568

>>10587886
I think you clicked on here instead of reddit

>> No.10592578

>>10588576
damn, this british person and how socially underdeveloped and unfunny Europeans in general tend to be hit too close to home

>> No.10592608

>>10589409
Costco hot dogs. Or they're most likely Kirkland. They're reasonably sized, they're not the giant foot long ones they sell in the food court.

>> No.10592622

>>10590084
>electric pepper mill
That upsets me greatly.

>> No.10592728

>>10588806
Humans like toast.

>> No.10592754

>>10589714
>fork and knife to the mouth
disgusting

>> No.10592799
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damn just imagine being a salmonella virus and being told by your superiors that you are being deployed to Jack Scalfani again for your 10th tour in 3 months because despite years of grinding war in which millions of your brothers have died Scalfani is no closer to being defeated because despite attacking salmonella territory three times a day with his tongue then his teeth then his lips he seems to have developed a perfect defence mechanism to your forces. imagine your wife and children weeping as you get sent into battle on the back of a bison burger that was cooked on the lowest setting on Jack's new $8000 induction hob that he didn't read the instructions for, tried to use upside down, then gave a bad review on youtube, and imagine the amount of terror as you enter the dark void again, knowing that at best he will shit you back out before his immune system which has been battle hardened from decades of uncooked juicy chicken finds you and slaughters you. Poor bastards. and to make it even worse whilst you are away your wife mutates with some fucking antibiotic resistant microbe that came from a farm from where Jack buys his bison.

>> No.10592800

>>10588231
this

>> No.10592844

>>10592799
screenuro capo des ka

>> No.10592875

>>10590746
Looks like a yeast filled roastie

>> No.10592889

>>10588176
that fucking disgusting HIV laden maggot infested grill....

>> No.10592890
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>>10588169
>keeps his mouth closed when he talks
????

>> No.10592895

>>10591075
>Who eats like that?
pedos do

>> No.10592916

>>10588792
Sums up my attitude towards life as a human

>> No.10592926

>>10589724
He is brutally raping that pizza

>> No.10592940

>>10589409
Damn straight on all counts.

>> No.10592953

>>10587931
>cried like a bitch
what is wrong with people

>> No.10592959

>>10588216

Why does he move his head towards the food?

>> No.10592969

>>10588108
That's clearly not one of his videos though. The food looks edible and the title card with his name looks too professional.

>> No.10593058

>>10592224
>>10592226

Jesus Lord that was great

>> No.10593060

>>10591018
Fuck off Jack. You are the kind of cunt why we have so much scammers in our society

>> No.10593065

>>10589892
I was not ready for such high levels of eroticism.

>> No.10593092
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>>10588983
NANI?

>> No.10593102
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>>10590002
>Starts to fade away

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>>10587734
you never catch me alive pigs LONG LIVE THE JACK

>> No.10593283

>>10588708
Bison is like mega-beef.

>> No.10593289

>>10591165
The least educated tend to be black and there are tons of blacks in the south.

>> No.10593301

>>10588205
Cheyenne pls no bully

>> No.10593302
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>>10588537
That's where you're wrong kido

>> No.10593304

>>10593240
>Someone actually created this

>> No.10593307
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>>10593304
>this guy doesn't make and share Ja/ck/ material
Oh my gosh

>> No.10593316

>>10589714
that was so gay I got aids just from watching it.

>> No.10593361
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>>10589724

>> No.10593367

>>10590002
i couldnt find the video on his channel someone knows it?

>> No.10593431

>>10593289
And Southern blacks tend to be Christian by a wide margin. You just contradicted yourself solely for the sake of bitching about darkies, get your shit together.

>> No.10593447

>>10588818
BIGBOIBITES

>> No.10593458

>>10589388
What about : not giving a fuck
Too many Americans believe atheism is an actual activity while it shouldn't even be an -ism if 99% of the time is spent not caring about any kind of spiritual thingies.

>> No.10593499

>>10588792
I'm absolutely amazed that he didn't add avocado in some form.

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>>10592799

>> No.10593553
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>>10593240
Please spam his comment section with this.

>> No.10593562

>>10588806
Not gonna lie I used to

>> No.10593572

>>10589374
And a tip of the fedora to you as well, my friend!

>> No.10593595

>>10589409
Only hot dog I ever buy at the store. Hebrew National is good shit

>> No.10593598

>>10587818
He really is a totally disgusting piece of shit subhuman being.

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>>10590372
looks like it eggsploded

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>>10593606

>> No.10593675

>>10592969
it's an edit from when he was on that texas cook off show that he got booted from for being a terrible cook and person

>> No.10593680

>>10592017
No, conceptually it's the same. You can do multiplication and addition backwards and forwards depending on which is simpler.

>> No.10593686

>>10593680
As long as it's just numbers, yes, but as soon as you move into the real world it really isn't the same.
Three sixpacks is not the same as six threepacks.

>> No.10593701

>>10587886
Haha le funny reddit show
BACON FREEDPM

>> No.10593760

>>10589714
>After shooting this scene he had a random bathroom sex encounter with a hirsute Mexican who shat beef and bean diarrhea straight into his faggot mouth and down his faggot throat.

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>>10593361
Imagine that tongue scraping Tammy's fat greasy bumhole

>> No.10593808

>>10593701
Parks and Rec isn't really Reddit. It's just the bland, "OMG LOOK HOW KOOKY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT THIS" kind of American show, much like The Office. True Reddit shows are It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Community.

>> No.10593811

>>10593808
can you faggots fuck off from my ja/ck/ thread

>> No.10593812

>>10593701
>Triggered by a post from over a day ago
>everything I don't like is reddit
You're doing a really good job fitting in sweetheart.

>> No.10593819

>>10590084
>he films vertically
jesus christ, this guy does EVERYTHING wrong!

>> No.10593848

just watching this one for the first time he is extra bitchy in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnyg_N9MJ6c

>> No.10593869

>>10593686
True, but that's still 18 beers. Functionally they are the same. Also, where the fuck are you buying threepacks?

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>>10587894
>Hendersonville, TN
>tfw I live less than 3 hours away from Jack

>> No.10593907

>>10587710
did the buttblasted reddit janny get canned or something? he used to remove all jack and joey threads

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>>10588231
>being le nigger
XD

>> No.10593945

>>10587710
I like the video where he was advising people how to kill themselves with botulism.

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>>10593945
was gold

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>>10593788
we can only just imagine

>> No.10594012

>>10589035
i have really good headphones on, like the kind meant for producing music, and i listened to this video a little too long with them on. this guy has a distinct sound when he speaks as if his nose is completely blocked off. it makes so much sense. he probably drinks so much soda and other sources of corn syrup that he literally cannot breathe through his nose 90% of the time. his mucous is likely so fucking thick that even a hot shower would do nothing. if you can't smell you can't taste too well and you damn sure can't cook. if i can't smell shit (muh allergies) when i'm trying to cook you can tell when i'm done with the dish.

>> No.10594108

There's one thing I don't understand. Are all the comments in his videos from actual retards who don't know anything about cooking or are they from guys who just want to see more hilariously stupid shit?

>> No.10594114

>>10593848
He really ate the bratwurst with ketchup,fucking disgraceful ketchup should be banned.

>> No.10594130

>>10594108
Idk but we should cheer him on so he can make more content because hes just doing product reviews now pretty much,there are so many memes to be made.

>> No.10594142

>>10593136
wut

>> No.10594182

>>10593136
>>10594142
What in the flying fuck happened to that "thing"?
That's not even a bird. It's some alien specimen they found at Roswell. Obviously it was also frozen for several decades.

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>>10592799
A tough world we live in.

>> No.10594470

>>10593136
he finally found the perfect cooking method to cook the chicken to his preferred doneness

>> No.10594520

>>10591190
Yes it is

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>>10593134
>I have e coli in both my eyes but my priest says putting fucking cayenne peppers in my eyes does the trick

>> No.10594591

>>10587710
>Hey dad, what's this burger made of?
>Bison!
>Leaves and never comes back

>> No.10594614

>>10593623
suspicious monkey is suspicious

>> No.10594624

>>10593102
kek

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>> No.10594667

>>10593134
What the fuck is going on here?

>> No.10594673

>>10588209
Is that semen on the lettuce?

>> No.10594682

>>10594667
He had pink eye in his eyes.
His priest told him some old school remedy where putting pepper in your eyes will heal it.
So he put just a tab pit of grounded pepper into the water and dumped it in both of his eyes.

>> No.10594686

>>10588231
>the poorly educated tend to gravitate towards alternate religions like atheism

Uncle /pol/ you forgot your meds

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>> No.10594697

>>10593808
>he doesnt like its always sunny or the office
>he thinks parks and rec isnt reddit

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I wonder if jack knows that these threads exist, he seems like the type that would get really fucking mad if he knew an entire online community either hates him or sarcastically likes him.

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>> No.10594715

>>10594697
Yeah, I love always sunny and fucking despise reddit. I would think reddit would hate that show because it's not politically correct in the least.

>> No.10594721

>>10594705
>an entire online community makes fun of him on a daily basis but can't stop talking about him

>> No.10594724

>>10594715
Reddit is full of edgy kids who hate political correctness.

>> No.10594738

>>10594721
He's such a train wreck that you can't look away.
>>10594724
Shit, could have fooled me, all I ever saw there was a bunch of virtue signalling, self-righteous scumbag communists.

>> No.10594748

>>10594724
their version of edgy is calling a nigger a black person instead of person of color

>> No.10594872

>>10594748
>misgendering my homies
not today nah nah no not today nah

>> No.10594920

>>10594658
Context?

>> No.10594934

>>10588128
someone post full video pls

>> No.10594980

>>10592799
F

>> No.10595016

>>10594705
he found out a few years ago

>> No.10595018

>>10587894
who's the fat bald woman?

>> No.10595034

>>10589892
Actually said "what the fuck" out loud to this one

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>>10589892
>literally pushes all the bread away with his mouth just to eat the meat in the middle
>that hand grip he's got going while chewing with the meat in his hands and bread literally breaking apart

>> No.10595227

>>10590084
>the seasoning's good, of course
What an absolute smug cunt, does he really enjoy the shit he "cooks"? Fucking hilarious.

>> No.10595243

>>10589892
Jesus christ it's like a body horror monster from a videogame.

>> No.10595255

>>10592799
Funny.

>> No.10595260

>>10595074
Kek, he doesn't hide it well. Probably thinking "fuck out the way, bread" while tongue jabbing that meat.

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>>10589724

imagine getting your ass eaten like that

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>>10593808
I dont even know what the fuck is going on anymore

>> No.10595329

>>10588249
>This is some bottom of the barrel bait.
And yet you replied, you fool!

>> No.10595384

>>10588537
Maybe that's his endgame: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithridatism

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>>10595290

>> No.10595396

>>10591075
https://youtu.be/h_Bq0oXxdeg?t=1h2m56s
bulbax does lol

>> No.10595416

>>10594705
I think he's posted here before. Someone who seemed very unfamiliar and very "Jack-like" was unironically defending Jack in a Jack thread a while back.

>> No.10595444

The Spirit of Hunger that Possesses Jack can NEVER be Satiated!

I fear for Tammy and Jack Junior, when Jack prepares the long pork on the Silver Back Smoker.

Then posts the video... and we finally see the true monster with in, finally satisfied!

>> No.10595510

>>10593848
>that's our waitress lemme just get a shot of her ass... as she.... mmmm
>can I film you? you don't mind? :)

while he comes off more than a little effeminate Jack is all about the puss, can't knock him for that

>> No.10595514

>>10595444
>long pork
Kino dark reference.

>> No.10595525

>>10593848
>>10595510
Waitress is basically dressed in a porno fantasy outfit though

>> No.10595527

>>10587734
kek

>> No.10595587

>>10594694
>when your stool has blood in it

>> No.10595832

>>10589905
fucking thank you

its always grossed me out too

>> No.10595868

>>10588128
gets me every time, how he fucking doesn't notice it's COMPLETELY RAW

>> No.10595881

>>10587710
>bison burger
Is it true that the more you cook bison the more it toughens up? Or is Jack just memeing on us like all the other rare fags who think weell done means burnt.

>> No.10595889

>>10593134
just jack my eyes up senpai

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>>10590002
>>10593102
>>10594624

>> No.10595919

>>10595881
Bison gets dry pretty fast in my experience.

>> No.10595938

>>10595881
>>10595919
Yeah, it's generaly pretty lean, mix in some pork with it and you're good though.

>> No.10595993

>>10595938
So did he undercook it as per Jack standard operating procedure or what? How should bison be cook? Hot and fast, low and slow...?

>> No.10596296

>>10594708
I mean, he might actually be a chimpanzee.

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>>10594591

>> No.10596375

>>10594697
I think you misread the post.

>> No.10596399

>>10594738
They have a subreddit titled "watchpeopledie" I think that tells you how edgy they are.

>> No.10596508

>>10594682
was the priest trolling him?

>> No.10596649

>>10596508
His priest did encourage Jack to firebomb Palestine.

>> No.10596680

>>10596375
what did he mean then?

>> No.10596712

>>10596649
M A D M A N

>> No.10596738

>>10594708
>potato wins
hard to make distinction

>> No.10596754

>>10596399
We have /b/. What's your point?

>> No.10596760

>>10596754
So reddit and 4chan are equal.

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>> No.10597054

>>10596980
That's a weird way to cut yourself.

>> No.10597133

>>10596980
How the fuck do you cut yourself with a knife, on the same fucking hand holding it?

Christ, Jack literally never stops amazing me.

>> No.10597136

>>10594708
You gotta give it to him for posting his failures. Idk why he would do that when people normally upload their cherry picked best content. Jack's vids are like Henry's kitchen but it's for real. And the big difference is Jack's content is revolting. Entertaining stuff.

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