Drop all your cooking with jack memes and his worst dishes,the bison burger was the worst imo.

File: 954 KB, 900x611, raw jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat May 12 03:21:21 2018 No.10587710 [Reply] [Original]

Drop all your cooking with jack memes and his worst dishes,the bison burger was the worst imo.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 03:22:48 2018 No.10587713 >>10587710 Post A link faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 03:30:27 2018 No.10587734 jackposting is a federal offense punishable up to 10 years and prison and and a 15 000 $ fine winners don't post jacks

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 03:33:56 2018 No.10587738 File: 26 KB, 327x303, 1451919312352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 03:40:02 2018 No.10587749 >>10587710 second this. also my favourite is McCormick seasoning

Anonymous Sat May 12 04:28:47 2018 No.10587818
File: 2.87 MB, 720x480, 1479494941110j.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

my favourite part of Jack is how he acts like a bitchy old maid when servers or cooks don't meet his exacting standards on Jack on the Go. Perfect two face he greases them with fake praise and cordiality then immediately trashes them when he gets out.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 04:59:40 2018 No.10587880 >>10587734 /jack off

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 05:00:24 2018 No.10587881 File: 73 KB, 556x558, tammy-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you bang Tammy?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 05:05:19 2018 No.10587886 File: 4 KB, 300x168, ron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did someone said TAMMY

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 05:08:22 2018 No.10587894 File: 280 KB, 488x481, 1451880919006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 05:23:30 2018 No.10587921 >>10587818 Is he deep frying saveloys?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 05:27:44 2018 No.10587931 File: 263 KB, 434x462, 55895612-42F4-4EB0-9D03-1051E65C5E0B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember that time he cried like a bitch on national television?

Anonymous Sat May 12 05:43:24 2018 No.10587965

>>10587710
I don't want to contribute to the forced lol,
but, he reviewed a product that specifically says:
LIGHT THE OPEN END, but Jack just can't.
He just can't follow manufacture instructions.
He torches the wrong end of a smoker product.
I don't think that it matters that much, but in principle, the product is used incorrectly.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 05:56:16 2018 No.10587993 >>10587894 Goddamn Jack really does look like he has a learning disability. The eyes are just too weird. Or is this just the face of the average american in current year?

Anonymous Sat May 12 05:56:54 2018 No.10587997

>>10587710
>tfw trying to convince boss to use local bison for a bison burger as the burger of the month

That said, both of us have had properly cooked bison burgers and they were pretty damn good. If we can get a good price and/or I come up with a good burger idea, we might do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 06:58:06 2018 No.10588108 >>10587713 >link >to JakAtak69 First time here huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 07:00:12 2018 No.10588113 >>10587931 This was the best thing to ever happen on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 07:05:40 2018 No.10588121 File: 363 KB, 514x388, JackMeUp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587931 we all cried with him that night

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 07:11:02 2018 No.10588128 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, 1491056837358.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 07:19:07 2018 No.10588139 >>10587886 Autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 07:43:20 2018 No.10588161 >>10587931 Wtf was that? I'm not amerifat, so I wasn't aware of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 07:50:20 2018 No.10588169 >>10588128 It's funny, in that video he keeps his mouth closed when he talks. But it's very obvious he spits it out as soon as the video is done

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 07:52:13 2018 No.10588176 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, kosher jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 07:55:43 2018 No.10588185 Can't forget that time he ate bloody chicken and said it was "juicy" then proceeded to microwave it for 1 minute as if it would make any difference

Anonymous Sat May 12 07:57:29 2018 No.10588193

>>10588161
Jack tried to get people to invest in his sauce company on reality TV, during which it became apparent he did not know how to BBQ. The hosts wanted to buy into his Youtube Channel, which he refused to let them do, and then he cried because something someone said insinuated he was a liar or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 08:02:21 2018 No.10588205 File: 23 KB, 857x115, jack btfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587965 I actually think he is functionally illiterate which is why he never follows directions. He can't read them

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 08:02:27 2018 No.10588206 https://youtu.be/jqCB4-32awE YEAR OLD BRISKET

Anonymous Sat May 12 08:04:13 2018 No.10588209
File: 2.19 MB, 1280x720, how to eat a sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>10588128
He must know that it doesn't look right. Would he not send that back at a restaurant? Surely he can observe the difference and presumably has to cook it longer?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 08:07:49 2018 No.10588216 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, jack eats pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 08:11:13 2018 No.10588226 >>10587894 >what's your mdiddle name >dieverse >yours? goddamn americans are this dumb?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 08:13:48 2018 No.10588230 seriously, how the fuck did this guys channel ever get big?

Anonymous Sat May 12 08:14:49 2018 No.10588231

>>10588226
It's an education issue, much like how the poorly educated tend to gravitate towards alternate religions like atheism, "wh*te people buddhism", or "paganism", they also tend to believe there is an insufficient supply of interesting names from which to draw a new child's name, therefore they make up nonsensical shit like "MacKayteLynnedeeAanne" (for wh*tes), "Dwantwaynemoney" (for escaped slaves), or "DieVerse" (for whatever the fuck that guy is)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 08:22:33 2018 No.10588249 >>10588231 This is some bottom of the barrel bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 09:55:31 2018 No.10588452 >>10587931 not funny you heartless asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:21:26 2018 No.10588524 File: 150 KB, 899x653, 1519678989415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:25:42 2018 No.10588537 you cant just poison people like that jack

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:29:02 2018 No.10588544 >>10588537 Yes he can

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:33:25 2018 No.10588561 >>10588193 link???

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:33:55 2018 No.10588564 >>10587997 Convince him at gun point. Bison is healthier anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:34:02 2018 No.10588566 >>10588193 Link? Can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:36:57 2018 No.10588576 >>10588561 https://youtu.be/v_CnVFFMpYc

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:39:13 2018 No.10588582 Is his goatee attempting to annex his neck?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:39:48 2018 No.10588584 >>10588206 lmao one of my favorites so assmad about losing

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:41:49 2018 No.10588595 >>10588576 do british people think they're funny?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:43:02 2018 No.10588600 >>10588216 This is my favorite ja/ck/ webm, the smugness is off the charts

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:45:15 2018 No.10588606 >>10588576 People need to mix audio properly and not have random bits blast out loud.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:52:40 2018 No.10588628 >>10587993 There's a fine line between disability and just being really, really stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 10:53:11 2018 No.10588630 File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, more pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat May 12 11:14:55 2018 No.10588691

>>10588628
Jack has some form of disability impairing his ability to process what he reads and hears. >>10588205 is correct, ja/ck/ probably has a tumor in his left lobe. I doubt anybody could live long with the way be cooks and prepares food, he'd have died young by parasites eating raw meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:17:50 2018 No.10588698 >>10587993 you can always spot americans in bars and at the airport by the way they move. not all americans are as bad as Jack but the things Jack does aren't abnormal in themselves, they're just taken to an extreme

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:18:40 2018 No.10588703 >>10588691 He had a stroke a few years ago. That explains his bad reflexes and some cognitive problems. But he's also a fucktard with an IQ probably in the 80's.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:18:53 2018 No.10588705 >>10588249 wasnt there some american pop star who tried to name their kid "Apple" a few years back?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:19:45 2018 No.10588707 >>10588705 Fiona Apple?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:20:08 2018 No.10588708 >>10587997 >properly cooked bison how is it different from normal beef burgers im not attacking you im just asking

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:21:11 2018 No.10588715 >>10588703 >But he's also a fucktard with an IQ probably in the 80's Most Italianiggers are this way, but cooking should be in his DNA.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:21:51 2018 No.10588717 File: 1.06 MB, 2128x1564, Screen Shot 2018-05-12 at 11.21.13 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587710 http://sortbydislikes.com/search.php?channel=jakatak69

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:22:35 2018 No.10588721 >>10588595 fuck off jack

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:24:11 2018 No.10588730 >>10588715 he did a 23andme video and was only about 50% Italian. he's just a retarded mutt and someone pretty close to him is a nigger. the rest of him was North African and subsaharan.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:26:12 2018 No.10588739 >>10588730 >the rest of him was North African and subsaharan. hence italianigger

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:27:05 2018 No.10588742 >>10588721 >Oi and what have we here... A PINEAPPLE SALAD no dude it's incomprehensibly bad, even if it is bad on purpose it sucks for that

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:29:17 2018 No.10588751 >>10588209 Does he hate bread? Whether it's burgers or plain sandwiches, he always bites it from the middle.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:29:48 2018 No.10588754 File: 198 KB, 610x668, common core math.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588730 >>10588715 >actually literally believing that cooking ability is genetic the absolute STATE of american education

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:30:16 2018 No.10588759 >>10588751 he talks about this in early burger wars jack on the go episodes. he claims it lets you get "more of the good stuff"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:30:21 2018 No.10588760 >>10588751 He eats a taco like a sandwich so who the hell knows.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:31:37 2018 No.10588768 >>10588209 >how to eat sandwich >manages to do it wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:35:10 2018 No.10588781 >>10588754 I'm not american

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:36:58 2018 No.10588792 File: 1.30 MB, 640x360, zucc toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588751 >>10588759 >>10588760 americans are just stupid and don't understand how to eat

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:40:07 2018 No.10588804 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, big boy bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:41:11 2018 No.10588806 >>10588792 who the fuck eats plain toast?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:42:55 2018 No.10588811 >>10588804 He even tries his best to avoid the bread with a hot dog. Has he thought about just taking the sausage out of the bun?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:43:20 2018 No.10588815 >>10588128 Whats even worse is that sandwich is a fucking meatball. It has breadcrumbs and egg mixed in. He is eating a raw meatball.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:44:21 2018 No.10588818 File: 2.23 MB, 1280x720, fried chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588811 he doesn't want to get fat on carbs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:46:36 2018 No.10588826 >>10588226 yes because facebook names are legal record

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:48:06 2018 No.10588836 >>10588205 cheyenne is /ourgirl/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:48:19 2018 No.10588839 >>10588226 pretty sure it's his hiphop name

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:52:03 2018 No.10588855 >>10588128 There is not a single blink the duration of this webm.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 11:54:31 2018 No.10588862 jack on the go has become more entertaining than his cooking ones, his cooking ones are just boring now because he doesn't actually try to cook anything anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:11:54 2018 No.10588932 >>10588806 A god damn robot which can't process proteins or fat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:15:25 2018 No.10588941 >>10587921 guessing its a corn dog

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:20:33 2018 No.10588955 >>10588754 +4/6?? do they start with full marks and then lose them with wrong answers. that's literally ass backwards america. unlike those two questions which work both ways

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:22:41 2018 No.10588960 >>10588806 Lizards.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:28:18 2018 No.10588978 >>10588806 Reptiles

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:30:43 2018 No.10588983 File: 113 KB, 500x518, did-you-know-this-iguana-stole-your-toast-when-you-3758213.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588806

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:32:33 2018 No.10588996 File: 113 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588806 Damn lizards

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:34:35 2018 No.10589004 anyone have the video where he rants about how the chili cookoff was rigged at his church because he didnt win

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:36:52 2018 No.10589017 >>10588996 nice warm blanket for that cold blooded toast muncher

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:40:50 2018 No.10589035 >>10589004 https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:45:32 2018 No.10589055 >>10589035 lol he starts off by saying he needs to keep his recipe secret from his fellow thieving churchgoers

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:49:25 2018 No.10589076 >>10589055 They're going to fire bomb palestine but I don't want them to steal my recipes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:49:40 2018 No.10589077 >>10589035 "I don't cheat, but I could easily win by telling Jackjr and his friends to all go vote for me, I won't do that though" why the hell would he say this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:51:16 2018 No.10589088 >>10589077 literally virtue signalling

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:52:43 2018 No.10589098 File: 94 KB, 539x960, 1526040570541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587710 It makes me sad that our society actually pay more attention to those who aren't worth attention. And less to those who needs our actual attention

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:53:19 2018 No.10589102 File: 624 KB, 854x440, horse laugh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589035 >"I am never going to enter again since I already gave out my recipe" >his shitty chili didn't even place at all

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 12:56:48 2018 No.10589121 >>10588121 JUST

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 13:05:14 2018 No.10589147 Who rigged the church chili competition? The jews of course. he sounded so mad that he lost. >"its fine, i dont care, there was no prize it was just for fun, congratulations to.. those other guys" >"i am never going to enter again"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 13:07:27 2018 No.10589157 Why the fuck is he so filthy rich with that IQ? Do I just have to act like an idiot in front of the internet and I can get money too ?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 13:37:03 2018 No.10589268 File: 286 KB, 786x583, 1414083577555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589157 how do you think pewdiepie got rich?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 13:42:05 2018 No.10589284 File: 36 KB, 560x557, Fred-or-dead-youtube-star-lucas-cruikshank-is-latest-web-rumor-victim-190ccd6253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589268

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 14:00:13 2018 No.10589347 >>10588754 the matrix one is correct because rows are first then columns. the first one is retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 14:07:13 2018 No.10589374 >>10588231 >poorly educated >athiesm Sky daddy worshipper detected

Anonymous Sat May 12 14:10:37 2018 No.10589388

>>10589374
Both atheism and bible thumping are just alternate ways of describing the same small-minded dogmatism

Intelligent people consider religion an interesting anthropological curiosity and have no beef with the followers of traditional religions

Anonymous Sat May 12 14:16:40 2018 No.10589409

>>10588176
No memeing, I searched far and wide for the best hot dog I could find and hebrew national is it. Those kikes might ruin every country they go to but god damn if they cant make a delicious hotdog.
What are some other good brands of hotdogs? Im not a fan of shit like ballpark franks because they are so thick. I like my dogs on the skinny side

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 14:20:59 2018 No.10589428 >>10589409 nathans natural casing dogs. The only problem is they sell them in 5s, not 8s

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 14:25:05 2018 No.10589451 >>10589428 >nathans natural casing dogs Ill give those a shot anon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 14:29:22 2018 No.10589473 >>10589388 So you're an atheist then? A stupid one granted but at least we've cleared the air.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 14:29:39 2018 No.10589475 >>10588754 People who complain about these math problems are parents and millennials who are awful at math.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 14:35:08 2018 No.10589504 >>10588754 Common core has its flaws but none is displayed in that pic.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 14:48:56 2018 No.10589568 File: 17 KB, 373x330, 254861397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589388 >pretentious, relativistic garbage Pic related, it's you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:01:22 2018 No.10589637 File: 9 KB, 236x291, britbong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588576 Fucking bong ruined the video

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:04:33 2018 No.10589656 >>10588760 >implying a taco isn't a sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:08:27 2018 No.10589675 >>10589409 there are no better dogs than hebrew national. dont bother searching, ive already been down that road.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:09:48 2018 No.10589682 >>10589568 >cultural relativism isn't real Don't bother explaining, we know you were homeschooled by loony tunes evangelicals.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:11:42 2018 No.10589694 >>10589504 This is getting beside /ck/, but you don't see a problem in docking a point for going 5+5+5 instead of 3+3+3+3+3?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:14:10 2018 No.10589714 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, 1515646954762.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hope this is the right one, I need to label my shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:15:17 2018 No.10589724 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, 1513754968800.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:16:52 2018 No.10589732 >>10589714 what the actual fuck this is some Ulillillia tier shit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:18:05 2018 No.10589745 >>10589732 That was the wrong one, but i'm glad I posted this. This thing in the video is your average /ck/ poster complaining about american's and flyover states.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:36:23 2018 No.10589836 >>10588205 /ourgril/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:39:23 2018 No.10589851 >>10588561 >>10588566 >>10588576 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg full episode. Shit audio better better than the fucking bong trying to be funny the whole time.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:47:41 2018 No.10589892 File: 1.91 MB, 1920x1080, smash mouth.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:50:38 2018 No.10589903 File: 168 KB, 800x673, IQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588715 Italians are the smartest wh*Teoids

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:50:40 2018 No.10589905 >>10589724 >>10589892 God, the way he juts his tongue out when eating is fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 15:54:42 2018 No.10589921 File: 1.39 MB, 1920x1080, fiber.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:08:09 2018 No.10589991 >>10589473 No >>10589568 >relativistic Stop using words you don't understand in a futile effort to sound smart

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:11:04 2018 No.10590002 File: 927 KB, 1280x720, Kaboom_1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:11:29 2018 No.10590005 >>10589903 lies finland is the smartest

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:19:50 2018 No.10590042 >>10589892 Ah so he does hate bread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:22:33 2018 No.10590055 >>10589905 isnt that a thing autists do when they eat?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:26:12 2018 No.10590080 >>10589724 B I G B O Y B I T E S

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:27:03 2018 No.10590084 HE ATE RAW DOLLAR STORE STEAK https://youtu.be/1tIHicqWJoc ABSOLUTE M A D M A N

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:31:49 2018 No.10590109 File: 229 KB, 764x978, car.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589714 something feels... gay...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:35:39 2018 No.10590131 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x720, eggsdoneright.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:36:13 2018 No.10590138 >>10589921 Jack has bothered me so many times but this really takes the napkin

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 16:55:25 2018 No.10590247 File: 1.10 MB, 1280x720, fingerstastegood.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 17:04:46 2018 No.10590297 >>10590247 REEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 17:05:50 2018 No.10590305 >>10590131 I laffed

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 17:07:02 2018 No.10590307 >>10590131 lmao what the fuck did he expect? also >adding the meat to the grill without heat only jack

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 17:11:07 2018 No.10590324 >>10588792 is that why they have to practice constantly?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 17:17:04 2018 No.10590350 >>10590307 I hate how often he does this with everything. He is either trolling or just super impatient

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 17:19:01 2018 No.10590362 jack makes disgusting love to his food when he eats it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 17:20:32 2018 No.10590368 >>10590307 Jack never lets anything get hot before putting the food on. >>10590350 I thought he was doing it on purpose for a while as well. But fuck I think he actually is just genuinely awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 17:21:00 2018 No.10590372 File: 2.86 MB, 1244x700, jack makes waffles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 17:46:47 2018 No.10590468 https://youtu.be/KMd-kAppXBg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:16:08 2018 No.10590590 >>10588524 JUCCI U C C I

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:52:32 2018 No.10590746 File: 1.43 MB, 1280x720, FeedMe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:14:39 2018 No.10590842 >>10588839 Makes sense, it means "the verses" in German.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:42:37 2018 No.10590962 >>10590372 .webm like those make me wonder if the guy is not just some kind of elaborate troll

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:46:01 2018 No.10590980 >>10590372 Fucking Christ. link?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:48:09 2018 No.10590992 >>10589473 I'm agnostic, like all intellects :)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:55:21 2018 No.10591018 File: 13 KB, 246x232, 1520135082248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587931 i actually felt bad/sad for him after hearing about that

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 20:08:57 2018 No.10591075 >>10588630 What the fuck is that disgusting ass thing he does with his tongue? Who eats like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 20:30:18 2018 No.10591158 Can someone make a Virgin Jack vs. Chad Joey comic?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 20:30:58 2018 No.10591159 >>10590350 Has to get back to playing PS4 or going out to eat

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 20:31:26 2018 No.10591161 >>10590372 The way he just fades out of existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 20:32:38 2018 No.10591165 >>10588231 >least educated people are those in the south >which also happens to be where the highest percentage of religious people resides >yet atheists are the dumb ones really triggers the neurons

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 20:34:00 2018 No.10591172 >>10590992 Everyone's agnostic because nobody truly knows one way or the other. Take a stance you pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 20:34:24 2018 No.10591174 >>10590055 its how he cleans up tammy after her bull is done

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 20:39:38 2018 No.10591190 >>10591174 That's really not an image I ever needed to have.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 20:41:56 2018 No.10591194 File: 2.33 MB, 1280x720, hollandaise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10591190 sometimes he saves it for later use

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 20:50:51 2018 No.10591238 >>10587894 What the fuck happened to Vinny?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 21:01:40 2018 No.10591283 >>10590980 It's on his twitch channel. It was apparently removed from youtube.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 21:08:51 2018 No.10591314 >>10589724 uh do I do that with my tongue? better check next time.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 21:09:00 2018 No.10591317 >>10591194 >$500 blender >$200 sous vide circulator all to make something that is normally made on the stove top without much effort, christ I'm triggered

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 21:10:14 2018 No.10591324 >>10591194 I actually thought he was going to reach into the bag and grab it to pour it instead of just tilting it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 21:11:11 2018 No.10591328 >>10589347 why the fuck should it matter either way?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 21:15:17 2018 No.10591341 >>10589475 but the student's maths was correct, the mark scheme probably only gave the answers 3+3+3+3+3 and the array with 6 columns and 4 rows as correct, and the teacher didn't know or didn't bother to check the student's working properly

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 22:27:30 2018 No.10591676 >>10590247 That was intensely annoying to watch.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 22:41:56 2018 No.10591716 >>10588595 >>10589637 >>10589851 amerimutts

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 22:42:15 2018 No.10591717 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, phone.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 22:43:32 2018 No.10591719 >>10589851 >what the fuck is going on this motherfuckers gettin weird on us

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 22:49:06 2018 No.10591743 >>10588524 it is still fucking amazing to me that he cooked this, ate this, filmed this, and uploaded it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 22:55:07 2018 No.10591774 File: 297 KB, 424x630, slightly sweaty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589851 >the part where the judges ask him if he's having fun and which one is cooler this is fucking painful to watch jebus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 23:52:56 2018 No.10591981 >>10587818 >batter coming off You would think he would research corndogs for at least 1 minute

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 23:54:27 2018 No.10591989 File: 1.41 MB, 320x240, 1522972008534.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10591717 i was expecting something like this when i opened up the webm

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 23:59:39 2018 No.10592001 >>10588708 Less fat. If you cook it like 80/20 or something youll dry it out. Worth the effort tho.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 00:04:46 2018 No.10592017 >>10588754 I see the examiner's point of view- its supposed to be 3 times 5, 4 times 6.. Doesn't matter that the math is correct, its the concept that matters

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 00:06:58 2018 No.10592026 File: 32 KB, 400x400, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588216

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 00:56:35 2018 No.10592189 >>10591283 the twtch channel's been wiped any autists out there got a mirror

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 00:57:09 2018 No.10592194 >>10588209 He does this schtick all the time and I fucking hate his guts for it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 00:58:53 2018 No.10592202 >>10588705 Gwenyth Paltrow and coldplay singer's kid is named apple

Anonymous Sun May 13 01:03:28 2018 No.10592224

>>10589035
>YOOOOHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HO...HOODEEDOODEEDOOOO
>The alarm wakes me up. I wipe the sleep out of my eyes
>The sweet purr of Tammy's C-PAP machine is comforting, it beckons me back to sleep
>No, I must wake up, today is the day
>I better check on Jack Jr...
>Jack's not in his room...it suddenly hits me that he spent the night at one of his football friends' house
>I've been worrying lately, he's been hanging out with colored folk, they might try to peer pressure him into trying the devil's lettuce
>I'm worrying about nothing, I've raised Jack to be a good man. Never to hit a woman!
>Shower and shave, using my trusty kit from Harry's Razors
>I decide to wear a shirt quoting 1 Corinthians 13:4-0, Jesus will respect my dedication
>Mosey through my hall of hats, decide on a classic little number featuring the character Dedpole, he's a popular guy among the kids
>I must prepare for the chili cook off, this is my calling. I gave up DJ'ing for this.
>Head to the local Kroger to gather my bountiful canned ingredients. Nobody else understands that THIS IS WHAT I DO, if you're going to criticize me on canned items, you're in the wrong place friend.
>The judges will never see my secret ingredient coming
>I've been saving a year old brisket coated in coffee grounds for this purpose, my Christ has commanded it
>Pour every bit of 26 minutes into assembling my chili masterpiece, no one else at the cook off will have dedicated their day as I have

Anonymous Sun May 13 01:05:05 2018 No.10592226

>>10589035
>Tammy finally wakes up and removes her C-PAP mask and gets ready for the chili bowl cook off
>We head over to the football field, Jack is there with his melanin enhanced friends. One of them is giving me dirty looks; I think he's dealing marijuana cigarettes
>I hand my masterpiece to the lovely woman governing this event and she explains that all of the folks present will taste and judge. This will provide fair results as everyone tasting gets a voice (so she tells me).
>Christ bellows into my ears "BLASPHEMY!"
>Why aren't 3 neutral judges allowed at this event? I don't trust the opinion of these homely people with their heretic taste buds. They probably don't even support napalming Palestine.
>I urge Jack Jr and Tammy to vote for what they feel is the best chili, I WILL NOT stoop to the level of telling family and friends to vote for my chili.
>No one has the palate to appreciate freezer aged brisket
>No one here understands the complexity of canned beans and sauce
>This ruse of a contest has been a farce from the start
>I know in my enlarged heart that I am the true winner, and that my chili can bring warring nations together. The love is in the freezer burn.
>Jesus has told me I must infiltrate a high school chili cook off the following week to exact my vengeance via passive aggressive insults to children.
>These people think recipes off the Internet are good? BLASPHEMY!
>Where are the award winners? WHERE ARE THEY?
>I end up leaving extremely disappointed. I await Jesus' command to lead me to my next location for the next highly awaited episode of Jack on the Go.
>Such is the life of a Youtube cooking god

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 01:07:58 2018 No.10592239 >>10590247 Tammy is such a pig. Literally, like her nostrils are too big for her nose.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 01:42:11 2018 No.10592348 >>10592239 CPAP machine probably stretches them out

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 02:21:22 2018 No.10592463 >>10588955 >>10589475 >>10589504 >assuming it's real

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 02:24:05 2018 No.10592471 >>10587881 yes. on the head. with a hammer.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 03:01:13 2018 No.10592568 >>10587886 I think you clicked on here instead of reddit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 03:05:30 2018 No.10592578 >>10588576 damn, this british person and how socially underdeveloped and unfunny Europeans in general tend to be hit too close to home

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 03:23:50 2018 No.10592608 >>10589409 Costco hot dogs. Or they're most likely Kirkland. They're reasonably sized, they're not the giant foot long ones they sell in the food court.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 03:31:42 2018 No.10592622 >>10590084 >electric pepper mill That upsets me greatly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 04:21:10 2018 No.10592728 >>10588806 Humans like toast.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 04:37:22 2018 No.10592754 >>10589714 >fork and knife to the mouth disgusting

Anonymous Sun May 13 05:04:39 2018 No.10592799
File: 270 KB, 1000x615, salmonellats644015990_1209694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

damn just imagine being a salmonella virus and being told by your superiors that you are being deployed to Jack Scalfani again for your 10th tour in 3 months because despite years of grinding war in which millions of your brothers have died Scalfani is no closer to being defeated because despite attacking salmonella territory three times a day with his tongue then his teeth then his lips he seems to have developed a perfect defence mechanism to your forces. imagine your wife and children weeping as you get sent into battle on the back of a bison burger that was cooked on the lowest setting on Jack's new $8000 induction hob that he didn't read the instructions for, tried to use upside down, then gave a bad review on youtube, and imagine the amount of terror as you enter the dark void again, knowing that at best he will shit you back out before his immune system which has been battle hardened from decades of uncooked juicy chicken finds you and slaughters you. Poor bastards. and to make it even worse whilst you are away your wife mutates with some fucking antibiotic resistant microbe that came from a farm from where Jack buys his bison.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 05:04:40 2018 No.10592800 >>10588231 this

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 05:22:10 2018 No.10592844 >>10592799 screenuro capo des ka

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 05:32:10 2018 No.10592875 >>10590746 Looks like a yeast filled roastie

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 05:39:48 2018 No.10592889 >>10588176 that fucking disgusting HIV laden maggot infested grill....

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 05:40:04 2018 No.10592890 File: 41 KB, 580x580, 1509879034777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588169 >keeps his mouth closed when he talks ????

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 05:41:59 2018 No.10592895 >>10591075 >Who eats like that? pedos do

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 05:59:16 2018 No.10592916 >>10588792 Sums up my attitude towards life as a human

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 06:05:02 2018 No.10592926 >>10589724 He is brutally raping that pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 06:11:20 2018 No.10592940 >>10589409 Damn straight on all counts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 06:19:56 2018 No.10592953 >>10587931 >cried like a bitch what is wrong with people

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 06:24:30 2018 No.10592959 >>10588216 Why does he move his head towards the food?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 06:28:05 2018 No.10592969 >>10588108 That's clearly not one of his videos though. The food looks edible and the title card with his name looks too professional.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:26:41 2018 No.10593058 >>10592224 >>10592226 Jesus Lord that was great

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:28:20 2018 No.10593060 >>10591018 Fuck off Jack. You are the kind of cunt why we have so much scammers in our society

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:35:38 2018 No.10593065 >>10589892 I was not ready for such high levels of eroticism.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:52:29 2018 No.10593092 File: 1.75 MB, 255x191, andr.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588983 NANI?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 07:56:26 2018 No.10593102 File: 21 KB, 563x503, 1524021722680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10590002 >Starts to fade away

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 08:09:54 2018 No.10593134 File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, 1518387112173.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 08:10:36 2018 No.10593136 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, 1518784053556.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:06:47 2018 No.10593240 File: 67 KB, 550x287, 1446234028706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587734 you never catch me alive pigs LONG LIVE THE JACK

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:29:25 2018 No.10593283 >>10588708 Bison is like mega-beef.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:31:09 2018 No.10593289 >>10591165 The least educated tend to be black and there are tons of blacks in the south.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:35:48 2018 No.10593301 >>10588205 Cheyenne pls no bully

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:36:07 2018 No.10593302 File: 44 KB, 313x236, 1524606342226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588537 That's where you're wrong kido

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:36:53 2018 No.10593304 >>10593240 >Someone actually created this

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:38:09 2018 No.10593307 File: 189 KB, 1280x720, 1493603475524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593304 >this guy doesn't make and share Ja/ck/ material Oh my gosh

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 09:40:21 2018 No.10593316 >>10589714 that was so gay I got aids just from watching it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:02:40 2018 No.10593361 File: 244 KB, 540x306, 20180513_085959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589724

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:05:35 2018 No.10593367 >>10590002 i couldnt find the video on his channel someone knows it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:33:04 2018 No.10593431 >>10593289 And Southern blacks tend to be Christian by a wide margin. You just contradicted yourself solely for the sake of bitching about darkies, get your shit together.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:39:29 2018 No.10593447 >>10588818 BIGBOIBITES

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:42:59 2018 No.10593458 >>10589388 What about : not giving a fuck Too many Americans believe atheism is an actual activity while it shouldn't even be an -ism if 99% of the time is spent not caring about any kind of spiritual thingies.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 10:58:46 2018 No.10593499 >>10588792 I'm absolutely amazed that he didn't add avocado in some form.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:04:03 2018 No.10593514 File: 17 KB, 268x284, 1522397055413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10592799

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:17:48 2018 No.10593553 File: 2.46 MB, 512x512, 1525925115375.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593240 Please spam his comment section with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:21:25 2018 No.10593562 >>10588806 Not gonna lie I used to

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:23:32 2018 No.10593572 >>10589374 And a tip of the fedora to you as well, my friend!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:28:59 2018 No.10593595 >>10589409 Only hot dog I ever buy at the store. Hebrew National is good shit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:30:44 2018 No.10593598 >>10587818 He really is a totally disgusting piece of shit subhuman being.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:31:56 2018 No.10593606 File: 34 KB, 600x600, carlos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10590372 looks like it eggsploded

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:38:17 2018 No.10593623 File: 50 KB, 640x480, Suspicious monkey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593606

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:50:02 2018 No.10593675 >>10592969 it's an edit from when he was on that texas cook off show that he got booted from for being a terrible cook and person

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:51:14 2018 No.10593680 >>10592017 No, conceptually it's the same. You can do multiplication and addition backwards and forwards depending on which is simpler.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:53:03 2018 No.10593686 >>10593680 As long as it's just numbers, yes, but as soon as you move into the real world it really isn't the same. Three sixpacks is not the same as six threepacks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 11:59:05 2018 No.10593701 >>10587886 Haha le funny reddit show BACON FREEDPM

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:21:58 2018 No.10593760 >>10589714 >After shooting this scene he had a random bathroom sex encounter with a hirsute Mexican who shat beef and bean diarrhea straight into his faggot mouth and down his faggot throat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:31:18 2018 No.10593788 File: 1.61 MB, 854x1059, 1472989130416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593361 Imagine that tongue scraping Tammy's fat greasy bumhole

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:36:48 2018 No.10593808 >>10593701 Parks and Rec isn't really Reddit. It's just the bland, "OMG LOOK HOW KOOKY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT THIS" kind of American show, much like The Office. True Reddit shows are It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Community.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:38:15 2018 No.10593811 >>10593808 can you faggots fuck off from my ja/ck/ thread

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:38:24 2018 No.10593812 >>10593701 >Triggered by a post from over a day ago >everything I don't like is reddit You're doing a really good job fitting in sweetheart.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:41:24 2018 No.10593819 >>10590084 >he films vertically jesus christ, this guy does EVERYTHING wrong!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:49:10 2018 No.10593848 just watching this one for the first time he is extra bitchy in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnyg_N9MJ6c

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 12:56:26 2018 No.10593869 >>10593686 True, but that's still 18 beers. Functionally they are the same. Also, where the fuck are you buying threepacks?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:08:59 2018 No.10593901 File: 22 KB, 251x279, 1523995075370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587894 >Hendersonville, TN >tfw I live less than 3 hours away from Jack

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:10:25 2018 No.10593907 >>10587710 did the buttblasted reddit janny get canned or something? he used to remove all jack and joey threads

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:19:10 2018 No.10593928 File: 793 KB, 917x645, 52111F8C-E72B-40D3-9B9E-46C6BAA956BA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10588231 >being le nigger XD

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:25:26 2018 No.10593945 >>10587710 I like the video where he was advising people how to kill themselves with botulism.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:38:01 2018 No.10593985 File: 265 KB, 540x306, 20180513_090153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593945 was gold

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 13:39:23 2018 No.10593989 File: 263 KB, 540x307, 20180513_090051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593788 we can only just imagine

Anonymous Sun May 13 13:49:23 2018 No.10594012

>>10589035
i have really good headphones on, like the kind meant for producing music, and i listened to this video a little too long with them on. this guy has a distinct sound when he speaks as if his nose is completely blocked off. it makes so much sense. he probably drinks so much soda and other sources of corn syrup that he literally cannot breathe through his nose 90% of the time. his mucous is likely so fucking thick that even a hot shower would do nothing. if you can't smell you can't taste too well and you damn sure can't cook. if i can't smell shit (muh allergies) when i'm trying to cook you can tell when i'm done with the dish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 14:16:47 2018 No.10594108 There's one thing I don't understand. Are all the comments in his videos from actual retards who don't know anything about cooking or are they from guys who just want to see more hilariously stupid shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 14:17:38 2018 No.10594114 >>10593848 He really ate the bratwurst with ketchup,fucking disgraceful ketchup should be banned.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 14:20:02 2018 No.10594130 >>10594108 Idk but we should cheer him on so he can make more content because hes just doing product reviews now pretty much,there are so many memes to be made.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 14:21:56 2018 No.10594142 >>10593136 wut

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 14:30:44 2018 No.10594182 >>10593136 >>10594142 What in the flying fuck happened to that "thing"? That's not even a bird. It's some alien specimen they found at Roswell. Obviously it was also frozen for several decades.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 14:30:48 2018 No.10594184 File: 529 KB, 600x600, 1523621358792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10592799 A tough world we live in.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:41:02 2018 No.10594470 >>10593136 he finally found the perfect cooking method to cook the chicken to his preferred doneness

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 15:55:18 2018 No.10594520 >>10591190 Yes it is

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:09:54 2018 No.10594579 File: 38 KB, 499x338, this guy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593134 >I have e coli in both my eyes but my priest says putting fucking cayenne peppers in my eyes does the trick

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:14:09 2018 No.10594591 >>10587710 >Hey dad, what's this burger made of? >Bison! >Leaves and never comes back

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:19:52 2018 No.10594614 >>10593623 suspicious monkey is suspicious

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:22:02 2018 No.10594624 >>10593102 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:32:57 2018 No.10594658 File: 1.30 MB, 1920x1080, delicious.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:34:29 2018 No.10594663 File: 1.63 MB, 1920x1080, tongueaction.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:36:18 2018 No.10594667 >>10593134 What the fuck is going on here?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:37:32 2018 No.10594673 >>10588209 Is that semen on the lettuce?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:40:31 2018 No.10594682 >>10594667 He had pink eye in his eyes. His priest told him some old school remedy where putting pepper in your eyes will heal it. So he put just a tab pit of grounded pepper into the water and dumped it in both of his eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:42:05 2018 No.10594686 >>10588231 >the poorly educated tend to gravitate towards alternate religions like atheism Uncle /pol/ you forgot your meds

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:44:34 2018 No.10594694 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, juccimeatloaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:45:05 2018 No.10594697 >>10593808 >he doesnt like its always sunny or the office >he thinks parks and rec isnt reddit

Anonymous Sun May 13 16:47:55 2018 No.10594705
File: 76 KB, 1280x720, jackthrowsawaynewdvd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I wonder if jack knows that these threads exist, he seems like the type that would get really fucking mad if he knew an entire online community either hates him or sarcastically likes him.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:49:23 2018 No.10594708 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, potato wins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:51:09 2018 No.10594715 >>10594697 Yeah, I love always sunny and fucking despise reddit. I would think reddit would hate that show because it's not politically correct in the least.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:52:22 2018 No.10594721 >>10594705 >an entire online community makes fun of him on a daily basis but can't stop talking about him

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:53:12 2018 No.10594724 >>10594715 Reddit is full of edgy kids who hate political correctness.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:55:37 2018 No.10594738 >>10594721 He's such a train wreck that you can't look away. >>10594724 Shit, could have fooled me, all I ever saw there was a bunch of virtue signalling, self-righteous scumbag communists.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 16:57:46 2018 No.10594748 >>10594724 their version of edgy is calling a nigger a black person instead of person of color

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:26:05 2018 No.10594872 >>10594748 >misgendering my homies not today nah nah no not today nah

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:34:09 2018 No.10594920 >>10594658 Context?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:37:14 2018 No.10594934 >>10588128 someone post full video pls

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:51:34 2018 No.10594980 >>10592799 F

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:57:51 2018 No.10595016 >>10594705 he found out a few years ago

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 17:58:04 2018 No.10595018 >>10587894 who's the fat bald woman?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:00:56 2018 No.10595034 >>10589892 Actually said "what the fuck" out loud to this one

Anonymous Sun May 13 18:09:00 2018 No.10595074
File: 572 KB, 600x580, 2ec.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>10589892
>literally pushes all the bread away with his mouth just to eat the meat in the middle
>that hand grip he's got going while chewing with the meat in his hands and bread literally breaking apart

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:37:45 2018 No.10595227 >>10590084 >the seasoning's good, of course What an absolute smug cunt, does he really enjoy the shit he "cooks"? Fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:42:03 2018 No.10595243 >>10589892 Jesus christ it's like a body horror monster from a videogame.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:45:10 2018 No.10595255 >>10592799 Funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:45:48 2018 No.10595260 >>10595074 Kek, he doesn't hide it well. Probably thinking "fuck out the way, bread" while tongue jabbing that meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:52:41 2018 No.10595290 File: 28 KB, 600x602, 1445695675422[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589724 imagine getting your ass eaten like that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 18:58:04 2018 No.10595316 File: 2.91 MB, 800x450, 1512302770281_0.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10593808 I dont even know what the fuck is going on anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:00:27 2018 No.10595329 >>10588249 >This is some bottom of the barrel bait. And yet you replied, you fool!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:11:47 2018 No.10595384 >>10588537 Maybe that's his endgame: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithridatism

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:13:13 2018 No.10595390 File: 37 KB, 398x496, vomit23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10595290

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:13:45 2018 No.10595396 >>10591075 https://youtu.be/h_Bq0oXxdeg?t=1h2m56s bulbax does lol

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:17:00 2018 No.10595416 >>10594705 I think he's posted here before. Someone who seemed very unfamiliar and very "Jack-like" was unironically defending Jack in a Jack thread a while back.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:21:05 2018 No.10595444 The Spirit of Hunger that Possesses Jack can NEVER be Satiated! I fear for Tammy and Jack Junior, when Jack prepares the long pork on the Silver Back Smoker. Then posts the video... and we finally see the true monster with in, finally satisfied!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:32:05 2018 No.10595510 >>10593848 >that's our waitress lemme just get a shot of her ass... as she.... mmmm >can I film you? you don't mind? :) while he comes off more than a little effeminate Jack is all about the puss, can't knock him for that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:34:15 2018 No.10595514 >>10595444 >long pork Kino dark reference.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:36:19 2018 No.10595525 >>10593848 >>10595510 Waitress is basically dressed in a porno fantasy outfit though

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:36:31 2018 No.10595527 >>10587734 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 19:49:05 2018 No.10595587 >>10594694 >when your stool has blood in it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:40:06 2018 No.10595832 >>10589905 fucking thank you its always grossed me out too

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:48:09 2018 No.10595868 >>10588128 gets me every time, how he fucking doesn't notice it's COMPLETELY RAW

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:54:10 2018 No.10595881 >>10587710 >bison burger Is it true that the more you cook bison the more it toughens up? Or is Jack just memeing on us like all the other rare fags who think weell done means burnt.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 20:57:06 2018 No.10595889 >>10593134 just jack my eyes up senpai

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:04:40 2018 No.10595915 File: 635 KB, 500x333, youdied.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10590002 >>10593102 >>10594624

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:06:24 2018 No.10595919 >>10595881 Bison gets dry pretty fast in my experience.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:12:18 2018 No.10595938 >>10595881 >>10595919 Yeah, it's generaly pretty lean, mix in some pork with it and you're good though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 21:31:58 2018 No.10595993 >>10595938 So did he undercook it as per Jack standard operating procedure or what? How should bison be cook? Hot and fast, low and slow...?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 22:45:07 2018 No.10596296 >>10594708 I mean, he might actually be a chimpanzee.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:11:23 2018 No.10596368 File: 7 KB, 200x189, cebd649a367f13dd8df1643f6dc80113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10594591

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:12:54 2018 No.10596375 >>10594697 I think you misread the post.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 13 23:22:55 2018 No.10596399 >>10594738 They have a subreddit titled "watchpeopledie" I think that tells you how edgy they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:00:03 2018 No.10596508 >>10594682 was the priest trolling him?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:41:28 2018 No.10596649 >>10596508 His priest did encourage Jack to firebomb Palestine.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 00:51:41 2018 No.10596680 >>10596375 what did he mean then?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:00:30 2018 No.10596712 >>10596649 M A D M A N

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:06:01 2018 No.10596738 >>10594708 >potato wins hard to make distinction

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:12:38 2018 No.10596754 >>10596399 We have /b/. What's your point?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 01:15:37 2018 No.10596760 >>10596754 So reddit and 4chan are equal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 02:37:29 2018 No.10596980 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, Jack cuts his knife hand.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 03:13:33 2018 No.10597054 >>10596980 That's a weird way to cut yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 03:43:45 2018 No.10597133 >>10596980 How the fuck do you cut yourself with a knife, on the same fucking hand holding it? Christ, Jack literally never stops amazing me.

Anonymous Mon May 14 03:44:04 2018 No.10597136

>>10594708
You gotta give it to him for posting his failures. Idk why he would do that when people normally upload their cherry picked best content. Jack's vids are like Henry's kitchen but it's for real. And the big difference is Jack's content is revolting. Entertaining stuff.

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]

/ck/ - Food & Cooking