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Please come and enjoy non-egg webms. No eggs edition, OC preferred

>> No.10602076

OPs gf when he leaves town.

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>> No.10602232

>>10602104
>just when you thought it was looking like a reasonable recipe LOL NOPE WE'RE LOADING IT UP WITH TRIPLE THE CHEESE AND DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING LMAO
fucking hate these

>> No.10602252

>>10602127
what exactly is going on here?

>> No.10602267

>>10602232
shut the fuck up

>> No.10602270

>>10602252
some faggot decided to blast an air horn at a drive through cashier. She got pissed and threw his drink at him. She ended up getting fired over it

>> No.10602275

>>10602252
some retard thought posting a video where the context lies completely in sound in a soundless webm was a good idea

>> No.10602667

>>10602252
nerve gas

>> No.10602720

>>10602270
>>10602275
>>10602667
This

>> No.10602883

>>10602232
All of these videos are like that.
It's just like those "GIANT ICE CREAM CUP YOU WILL NEVER FINISH IT!!!" or "CAN YOU HANDLE THIS SUUUUPER CHEESY PASTA???" videos.
Imagining the target audience for them makes me depressed.

>> No.10602899

>>10602116
I couldn't even finish watching this.

>> No.10602903

>>10602119
Japanese men are so ugly.

>> No.10602904

>>10602073
how do the bones get out without breaking the fish?

>> No.10602923

>>10602883
What doesn't make you depressed you sad fuck

>> No.10602925

>>10602720
This except unironically.

>> No.10602926

where the fuck is my eggfort
come on /ck what the hell is wrong with you?!

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>>10602073

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>>10602940
based

>> No.10602955

>>10602939
how does he drink all those guts without bursting his eggs?

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eggs

>> No.10602997

>>10602119
Man, Tampopo was weird.

>> No.10603011

>>10602134
I've never watched cookies bake in timelapse. It reminds me of a man of middle weight letting his guard down to relax in a hot tub.

>> No.10603059

>>10602931
What ep is this?

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>>10602079
I love the way he grabs it at 0:30 like "ha! nice try buddy, you ain't getting away so easy!", would go drinking with him.

>> No.10603145

>>10602079
>killing the poor fishie when it's still alive
>smiling the whole time
Why are asians so fucked up? We should have dropped more nukes

>> No.10603147

>>10603145

>killing the poor fishie when it's still alive

well, when else would you kill it?

>> No.10603237

>>10603145
I'm probably falling for bait here, but you know that fish doesn't have a head right? It's already dead.

>> No.10603238

>>10603145
it had no head during that whole thing, are you blind?

>> No.10603306

>>10602079
that's a really cute chink

>> No.10603314

>>10602119
>Japanese mating ritual

>> No.10603318

>>10602270
She did the right thing

>> No.10603330

>>10602073
Are they "needle tenderizing" the fish? Or are they injecting saltwater to "flavor" it (i.e., to increase the weight so that dumbfucks pay more at the grocery store)?

>> No.10603360

>>10603330
It's a mixture of brine and blended trimmings, so partly not to waste anything but primarily to increase the weight.

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I thought about creating a little OC of some street food videos from yt but half of it is boring and these fucking East a*ians put disgustingly large and repugnant watermarks on their videos.
So here some non-oc, as is tradition.

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>>10603330

>> No.10603496

>>10602086
Me

>> No.10603534

>>10602076
acupuncture?

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>> No.10603557

>>10603442
any street food vendors or trucks where you live?
i considered checking out where i might find some good OC, but jackson, ms isn't really primed for taking video of food prep and i'm too drunk every time i go to new orleans/memphis/basically anywhere else.

>> No.10603565

>>10602667
my fucking sides that took me back.

>> No.10603574

>>10603147
You wait for it to die of natural causes after living a long and fulfilling life, just like westerners do.

>> No.10603585

>>10602946
The fuck? Did he try to sous-vide eggs?

>> No.10603623

>>10603145
>kill something when it's alive
People die too when they're killed, sweetie. All of us do.

>> No.10603627

>>10602883
They're designed for hipsters who will save them to their pinterest and forget about them.

>> No.10603635

>>10602092
Seems like a nice bloke

>> No.10603649

>>10602104
0:23: fit for human consuption
The rest: fit for amerimutt consumption

>> No.10603669

>>10602116
Why not make a real bread bowl?

>> No.10603678
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>> No.10603680

>>10602119
Well at least they separated white from yellow first to keep ethno-purity.

>> No.10603690 [DELETED] 

>>10603678
EGGS
HOW

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>>10603138
This. He's really cute too.

>> No.10603701

>>10602116
what kind of person has the time or the inclination to make this fucking shit

>> No.10603711

>>10603669
WHY NOT JUST FUCKING MAKE SOUP AND GRILLED CHEESE

WHY DO ANY OF THIS NONSENSE

AMERIMEME COOKING HAS TO BE STOPPED

>> No.10603713

>>10602946
just imagine the smell when he opens that bag

>> No.10603716

>>10603701
People who have friends to invite over and entertain?

>> No.10603738

>>10603678

YO FO REAL NIGGA HOW DIS NIGGA FINNA EVER GET OUT?

>> No.10603744

>>10602116
That's an interesting way to make 'go 'za

>> No.10603761

>>10603711
>WHY NOT JUST FUCKING MAKE SOUP AND GRILLED CHEESE
Me everytime I see this webm reposted. Like, dude, just make tomato soup and a grilled cheese...

>> No.10603782

>>10603761
no shit though.
why do it when it's so much simpler and delicious to make soup and grilled cheese?
i did the other night and my only complaint was that i made soup from a can.
i actually fried half a strip of bacon to crumble into it after i tasted that over-sweet shit, but it wasn't as bad as that fucking webm.

>> No.10603792

>>10603678
>filename
nailed it

>> No.10603903

>>10603585
He's doing the Chefsteps sous-vide hollandaise recipe. I recognize the Joule as the circulator he's using and the copious amounts of egg and butter in the bag make me almost certain.

>> No.10603912

>>10602092
HI!

>> No.10604288

>>10603738
He a lifer, dawg. To surly for tha streets.

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>>10603557
>any street food vendors or trucks where you live?
Nothing interesting, there will be some kind of street food festival here soon though. Might check it out. Not sure if I will record anything, not that into recording stuff myself desu

>> No.10604345

>>10602720
Fuck off, dumbass.

>> No.10604394

>>10603738
he cute

>> No.10604451

>>10603306
if he were chinese, he'd be doing this with a cleaver. nah, that's a nip.

>> No.10604466

>>10602076
How does he leave town?

>> No.10604481

>>10602092
How do I say hi without breaking his food?

>> No.10604488

>>10602086
We get it, you're gay

>> No.10604497

>>10602119
Am I gay now?

>> No.10604582

>>10602079
he cute

>> No.10604797

>>10604308
there are some fetishes I'll never get

>> No.10604856

>>10603449
I'd unironically use this

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>> No.10605158

>>10605106
do _______ really eat this?

>> No.10605169

>>10602275
kek

>> No.10605214

>>10605106
I can almost understand putting a bun or cheese inside thin patties, it might not completely ruin it
but the mcdouble also has ketchup and mustard and that wasn't flatted or anything, disgusting

>> No.10605404

>>10602076
She's addicted to heroin?

>> No.10605412

>>10603678
FINALLY! damn I was starting to lose faith in you guys

>> No.10605447

>>10605106
>
Look how washed out and bland this looks

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>> No.10605674

>>10602116
My disgust in insurmountable.

>> No.10605690

>>10605590
hipsters eating xdddddd

>> No.10605695

>>10602116
Tasty amazes me in their ability to take simple recipes and make them absurdly stupid.

>> No.10605705

>>10602270
I legitimately thought it was one of these webms where the dude is jacking it in public, I need a break from this site.

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>> No.10605974

>>10603761

WHY NOT JUST EAT A TOMATO, SOME BREAD, AND SOME CHEESE, YOU HIPSTER FAGGOT?

retards. anyone that says trhese aren't amazing are fucking liars.

>> No.10605975

>>10605106
I'd leave out the bun part. McDouble Hamburg steak with a salad on the side is top tier /ck/ neet gourmet.

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>>10605893
>cereal

>> No.10605994

>>10603442
>creating a little OC of some street food videos from yt
are you dumb

>> No.10606102

>>10604308
Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using the plain kind.

>> No.10606182

>>10605979
His ass is about to get beat, wasting food like that.

>> No.10606217

>>10605705
prolly just certain boards

>> No.10606255

>>10603678
I would be very interested to see what his wife is like

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>>10602104
Hey listen, I'm as American as it gets but that's too much even for me. Meme tier foods need to stop.

>> No.10606516

>>10606476
...then you're not as american as it gets. americanlet

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>>10606516

>> No.10606626

>>10603542
this makes me want to shoot people indiscriminately with an AK-47

>> No.10606823

>>10605893
What kind of dog is this

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>>10606823
What kind of dog is this?

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>> No.10606936

>>10606919
THE most satisfying webm ever posted on /ck

>> No.10606944

>>10606874
Long dog is loooong

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>> No.10607003

>>10605979
why do numales run jokes into the ground so hard? this scene was funny back in Friday but not like this

>> No.10607006

>>10602079
he cu--
>that last shot
SHIT NIGGA I AINT FINNA GET STABBED

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>> No.10607066

>>10607016
>that'll be $100 plus tip please
>extra if you want liquor

>> No.10607102

>>10607066
>made with artisinal water
>selected by the house water sommelier

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>>10607003
>numales
lmao at that projection faggot. I wasnt here Friday because I have a life. nice try faggot

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>>10607134
>not knowing the movie Friday that had ice cube and chris tucker in it
the absolute STATE of americans

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>>10606951
Pleb.

>> No.10607268

>>10607016
jesus christ favreau, it's just ice

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>>10607250
>not watching movies because it's all just a bunch of people acting for money.
the state of (you)

>> No.10607276

>>10603442

>someone points out she spits in the food as the guy is filming her tits.
>webm has been ruined ever sense.

>> No.10607280

>>10604497
>now
Anon, I...

>> No.10607292

>>10602270
>She ended up getting fired over it
Proof?

>> No.10607302

>>10602904
the bones are soft and flexible so they will bend and get pushed out long the same holes the spikes make

>> No.10607419

>>10607276
I wish I understood the context of what was happening

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>>10607273
this is the most glass half empty thing i ever heard .lighten up

>the state of (YOU)

>> No.10607489

>>10607250
That's fucking amazing. If you have to ask what this is you're beyond cancer.

>> No.10607495

>>10602086
What the fuck did he even eat?

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>> No.10607574

>>10607570
God just imagine the smell of those filthy bastards

>> No.10607590

>>10602104
if you think there's anything wrong with this i don't think you understand the whole "first world" concept

>> No.10607610

>>10603678
the more i watch this the more i realize that the surly king is zen in motion

>> No.10607623

>>10607260
we all know that japan's greatest bartender needs to be a saintly old man

>> No.10607626

>>10607570
the setting is fucking disgusting, and yet i would absolutely murder one of those motherfuckers after a night out at the bars

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>>10607626

>> No.10607648

>>10605106
wraps fully cooked meat in raw meat, cross contamination.png

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>>10603449

>> No.10607798

>>10602923
Anime feet mostly

>> No.10607805

>>10607239
I thought they were going to roll it at first, not make a stupid fucking sandwich.

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>>10605590
Where's the beef?

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>>10607837
Begone thot.

>> No.10607920

>>10602127
The fact that the dude tries to throw back the soda and ice ineffectually makes the vid for me.

>> No.10607941

>>10602946
Of course he fucking starts the vitamix on medium speed

>> No.10608003

>>10602956
Oh you bastard.

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>> No.10608097

>>10606874
borzoi

>> No.10608108

>>10605590
M O R E
L I K E

>> No.10608109

>>10606919
100% erect

>> No.10608111

>>10603138
>>10603700
Wtf, kill yourselves, degenrates.

>> No.10608125

>>10606874
Either inugami or makami, but I'm not sure which.

>> No.10608164

>>10602883
the target audience is everyone. they're supposed to go viral. and clearly it;'s working if it's on here.

>> No.10608193

>>10607239
>cream cheese and smoked salmon
my japanese grandmother is spinning in her urn

>> No.10608200

>>10607837

where's the cock?

>> No.10608202

>>10605590
more like tony homo

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>>10603694
MORE LIKE THIS PLS

>> No.10608233

>>10606874
L O N G B O I
O
N
G
B
O
I

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>>10607102
>not being a water sommelier yourself
lmao at your life

>> No.10608265

>>10605979
this is why Africa is starving

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>>10605690
>>10608202
Accurate.

>> No.10608269

>>10607634
currywurst isnt made with ketshup you pleb

>> No.10608277

>>10602104
made me cream my pants

>> No.10608285

>>10605979
he cute

>> No.10608305

>>10607570
I wonder what kind of mutant chicken-dinosaur they breed in india, to lay eggs that size

>> No.10608321

>>10608305
Chickens are already dinosaurs. All birds are.

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>> No.10608344

>>10608305
The largest chickens are all American breeds like Brahmas (which originated in Shanghai, not India despite the name) and Jersey Giants.

>> No.10608346

>>10608334
Niggers are not even human.

>> No.10608355

>>10608334
>>10608346
apparently its some spic thing

>> No.10608391

>>10608334
I have a sick feeling in my stomach like the first time I saw a gang rape porn, which I hope was at least just acting. This was obviously real.

>> No.10608441

>>10606823
long dog

>> No.10608448

>>10607239
this would've triggered so many weeb fucks

>> No.10608468

>>10602076
do you mean to imply that OP's girlfriend has a feminine penis or that his girlfriend is a fish?

>> No.10608534

>>10607634
These are so fucking made up lol.

>Ireland is a bit of mashed potato and some butter
>england is chips with some onion on them (???)

who fucking made this garbage

>> No.10608546

>>10602076
so OP's girlfriend works part time at a factory?

>> No.10608552

>>10607276
>spit
she should charge more

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>>10608334
Someone needs to explain what the fuck is going on here, why did they do this to the poor lad

I'm lolling and feeling sad at the same time

>> No.10608598

>>10606626

Why?

>> No.10608603

>>10603542
Grow up. Child.

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>>10603680
lost hard

>> No.10608620

>>10607016
so how long does this usually take to prepare?
oh, about 45 minutes
you know what, forget it, I'll just go to the dive bar around the corner

>> No.10608655

>>10608620
no shit, right? enjoy your weird ice, abortions and the chinkenese penitentiary

>> No.10608725

>>10607570
God, it is that special kind of sleazy and trashy that lets you know that it must be fucking delicious.

>> No.10608744

>>10602092
Hi man, your passion is great!

>> No.10608754

>>10607239
what kind of retard bullshit is this?

>> No.10608793
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>>10607260

>> No.10608797

>>10602116

I feel violated on an existential level

>> No.10608820

>>10608334
this is the egg king as a child, this is why he built the fort and never wastes an egg.

>> No.10608833

>>10607634

Insulting

>> No.10608849

>>10608534
>ramen is just chicken broth with noodles
guess we can tell all the professional ramen cooks to fuck off then.

>> No.10608869
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>> No.10608905

>>10608869

what a stupid sport

>> No.10608946
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>>10608905
Yeah, because you're bad at it. I'll bet sports you excel at you love, like bitching

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>> No.10608998
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>> No.10609049

>>10607134
uhhhh yeah let me get a giro

>> No.10609068

>>10607495
Pepto Bismol by the looks of it.

>> No.10609079

>>10603701
People who are getting paid for it.

>> No.10609082

>>10607260
why does he always look like he's about to burst out laughing

>> No.10609108

>>10608998
what is this?

>> No.10609154
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>>10608305

>> No.10609177

>>10605893
Not ssssserial.webm

>> No.10609251

>>10608998
what's going on here?

>> No.10609262

>>10603145
It's not still alive, that's just its nervous system firing off.

>> No.10609293

>>10609108
>>10609251

It's kinda like a folded pancake for Malaysians and Indonesians. It's called Apam Balik and I personally love it except when they shove in too much sweet stuff on it like peanut butter + chocolate chips + condensed milk etc. The OG one was just peanut butter and crushed ground nuts.

>> No.10609457

>>10607634
>Finland
>Meat pie and a knuckle sandwich.

>> No.10609567

>>10602079
i hope he throbs the same way this fish does when riding BWC
cute/10

>> No.10609587

>>10608025
Damn, I wish he'd do that to my balls

>> No.10609623

>>10608285
do you also think pitbulls are cute?

>> No.10609672

>>10607489
But he gets it wrong, the eggs aren't supposed to be scrambled.

So I guess that makes you and the webm 'beyond cancer'.

>> No.10609766

>>10603059
Red copper 5 minute chef video.

Looks like he took it down.

>> No.10609847

>>10609672
they aren't supposed to be anything. it's 'a bowl of eggs'

>> No.10609869

>>10602119
did she died?

>> No.10609914

>>10608991
Why don't we ever get to see her belly afterwards.

>> No.10609917

>>10609154
The absolute UNIT

>> No.10609933

>>10603678
I like that he constantly gives the hairy eyeball to whoever is filming and they just keep on filming

>> No.10609938

>>10606874
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg
dooooooooogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>> No.10609946

>>10607570
I thought we established that this is punished egg king

>> No.10609954

>>10608334
lmao what in the fuck

>> No.10609955

>>10608534
all of these are shit 2 minute trash versions of shitty approximations.

>> No.10609982

>>10603903
There's a similar but much easier way to make hollandaise than using an immersion circulator. You just put two egg yolks in a blender along with your lemon juice and cayenne. Then you melt 8 ounces of butter however you want, you can do it on the stove in a sauce pan, in the microwave, or even in a bag with an immersion circulator if you're website trying to sell home cooks products they don't need. Blend the eggs yolks on high for about 15s then slowly pour in the hot butter. The heat from the butter will cook the eggs enough to make the sauce properly emulsify while the blender will whisk the eggs better than a human hand ever could. I worked as a line cook at a casual fine dining restaurant and we used to make hollandaise by the quart with this method for sunday brunch. It's really fast, really simple, and as long as you don't dump the butter all in at once or over fill your blender then its idiot proof and your sauce should never break while making it. You can use a food processor, an immersion blender, or even a stand mixer with a whisk attachment, it doesn't matter. I made a ton of hollandaise by hand in culinary school and while working at a country club and the sauce made with this method is every bit as good.

>> No.10610094

>>10607239
It's as shitty as epic meal time except they take themselves seriously

>> No.10610120
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>>10602116

>> No.10610201
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>> No.10610257

>>10607292
the original filename was igotfired.mp4 when she posted it to her twitter

>> No.10610275

>>10607239
WHY AVOCADO IN EVERYTHING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10610288

>>10609154
t h i c c

>> No.10610497

>>10610201
slimy carbs are the worst

>> No.10610526

>>10607634
Is this a joke? What a lot of horse shit

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>>10603542

>> No.10610556

>>10603761
>>10603711
You don't make a fucking bread bowl for normal everyday meals, retards. This is all about presentation. You use this as a party dish, something you bring to a potluck or something, looks really impressive and since the ingredients are all cheap as hell, doesn't break the bank.

>> No.10610558

>>10608025
I'd yaki her tako

>> No.10610591

>>10602959
Will that even work with very fresh eggs?

>> No.10610609
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>>10607239
>that overcooked cold rice

>> No.10610636

>>10609154
I SAY I SAY BOY

>> No.10610664

>>10609914

She's not that kind of girl mister.

>> No.10610668

>>10607570
despite indian people being covered in shit sometimes literally, all they cook is surprisingly tasty and not containing a new plague (just because u have to feed billions of people every day, and even slightest desease could kill them all)

>> No.10610673

>>10602119
will somebody please give me some context. I can't stop watching this and I need to understand.

>> No.10610675

>>10608025
>osu is for loosers

>> No.10610690

>>10606874
Skinwalker

>> No.10610694
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>>10608991
i wish i could pound her after

>> No.10610703

>>10608334
apparently indonesian custom to "prank" kids on their birthdays that went too far.
>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6294806/shocking-moment-adults-throw-eggs-at-little-boy-as-he-tries-to-cut-his-birthday-cake-in-cruel-prank/

>> No.10610727

>>10605590
faggotry at is finest
>>10605106
a hamburger within a hamburger, this is top tier paradox right there mate
>>10606951
>>10607016
>>10607260
do people pay for this bullshit.?

>> No.10610758

>>10607634
The Czech one is just plain wrong. The cheese would be Edam or hermelin, and they'd typically have tartar sauce instead of mustard and mayonnaise. Buzzfeed just shits out anything don't they.

>> No.10610848

>>10607837
whats the name of this beefy fe(male)?

>> No.10610893

>>10610636
Underrated post.

>> No.10610943

>>10609154
>goliath online

>> No.10610967

>>10607837
https://yuki.la/r/15927710

huh, turns out its actually a female

>> No.10610995

>>10607239
>avacado
>turning rice into Mochi

>> No.10611050
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>>10602104
>naming the ingredients with that fancy psuedo-english you see on itlalian restaurant menus
Just use normal english ffs. No need to slightly change the name to make it sound ~fancy~

>> No.10611052

>>10602073
It's a fish tickler.

>> No.10611072
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>>10611050
>"porchetta" is pseudo-english
>people only use the correct names of foods to put on airs and make me feel uncultured

>> No.10611087

>>10603694
That fucking owns

>> No.10611090

>>10605590
no one eats any food tho

>> No.10611108

>>10602104
Way to ruin a good thing by taking it several steps too far you uber faggots.

>> No.10611114

>>10607250
>eggs
>not in a bowl
>you have to eat the whole bowl

>> No.10611222

>>10610668
>implying their immune system isn't god tier because of all the constant shit they're surrounded in

granted, this new Indian place near my house is god tier.

>> No.10611264

>>10609154
Big white cock does exist

>> No.10611306

>>10606874
vicar amelia

>> No.10611312

>>10610636
Kek

>> No.10611327

>>10610257
why would the employee have the copy of the video

>> No.10611383

>>10608334
fucking subhumans

>> No.10611392

>>10609982
The reason why they use the immersion circulator is to pasteurize the eggs without cooking them, like instead of a double boiler.

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>>10606936
no, this
she's catfood

>> No.10611467

>>10609154
In awe at the size of this lad

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>>10611327

>> No.10611522

>>10611437

Fucking lol

>> No.10611534

>>10611327
because it was fucking staged you naive retard

>> No.10611542

>>10602092
i like him

>> No.10611544

>>10611437
>Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

>> No.10611545

>>10611534
>Staged

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>>10605590
>You'll never have a group of functional alcoholic friends to spend hours making food with, get half cut with and then feast together with
Feels bad man. Closest i had was BBQing with friends and only one of their gfs could cook, none of them and i moved city away from them. Like, upvote and subscribe to hear more from my blog.

>> No.10611581

>>10608025
Is she cosplaying as Anzu?

>> No.10611586

>>10611108
>them
ew someone put mustard on my hamburger when i asked for no mustard
>you
just scrape it off lol it's not ruined

See how the shoe fits

>> No.10611590

>>10611581
>she
>sh-
>he
do you really not notice?

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>>10607268
jon favreau? he can suck my dick. that swings too

>> No.10611601

>>10608193
>Hurr how you do something the first time is the best and only.
No.

>> No.10611636

>>10611590
Well then is he?

>> No.10611641

>>10611636
>he

>> No.10611649

>>10602076
rekt

>> No.10611662

>>10608991
the pose she did at the end reminds me of anime thots after the gangbang

>> No.10611676

>>10602079
>tfw no cute asian bf

>> No.10611679

>>10608334
You can see the exact moment he just gives up and retreats into his own head. So fucking sad

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>> No.10611762

>>10607489
the fact that you haven't seen this before makes you cancer
stupid fucking faggot

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>>10603145

>> No.10611821

>>10609672
The fucking comic was hard boiled, the original text just said "bowl of eggs"

Kys

>> No.10611849

>>10610636
Gold

>> No.10611876

>>10611784
>/pol/ giving brains to people
How is this supposed to be insulting?

>> No.10611889

>>10610673
It's a really fucking good, somewhat comedic food movie called Tampopo (eng. Dandelion) and it is absolutely worth watching it's a lot of fun.

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>>10603623
Shhhh, Shirou needs his comfort zone.

>>10611572
I knew one and she was kind of a cunt. The other people that were drunkies and great cooks all moved to different locations so we didn't get to hang out.

>> No.10611937

>>10607805
>sandwich

Where's the bread.

>> No.10611941

>>10603744
criminally underrated

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>> No.10611967

>>10607260
>beetle shells in your drink
ye
nah

>> No.10611973

>>10603542
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.10611990

>>10611948
There is no way this video was made as a joke.

>> No.10612006

>>10609154
>So I heard you were talking shit...

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>>10608991
Imagine the shit log she will dump the day after.

>> No.10612086

>>10612028
You're funny, none of that food even makes it into her intestines.

>> No.10612090

>>10609623
He is not a pitbull though. He is your gf's bull.

>> No.10612097

>>10610201
10/10 would smash

>> No.10612103

>>10609154
I would pay $100,000 to be released into her containment pen with 3 days rations and a PTRD-41 with a single shot. The hunt will be the last for one of us.

>> No.10612115

>>10608849
dont forget the raw egg and broccoli

>> No.10612160

>>10611821
>>10609847
>>10609672
>>10607489
>>10607250
>>10611114
How about all of you are cancer? You're caring way too much about specifics. Jesus.

>> No.10612195

>>10607239
Soggy ass grounded up rice. Are they even trying?

>> No.10612207

>>10611597
Faggot cocksucker tried to steal my script.

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>>10612160

>> No.10613133

>>10607268
kek

>> No.10613212

>>10607239
>They still called is a California ROLL

>> No.10613519

>>10607250
>You have to finish this?

>> No.10613537

>>10610848
Wendy

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>> No.10613818

>>10609154
nigga that's a mech suit

>> No.10614022

>>10602956
This is amazing

>> No.10614101

>>10607239
>Using that much soy sauce

>> No.10614127

>>10607489
OMG dude muh 4chin memes if you don't get it you're not anonnymoose

>> No.10614172

>>10608218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I

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