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what kind of breakfast can I bust out to impress my bros when they spend the night?

i was thinking some kind of seafood

>> No.10612925

suck their dicks right when the sun comes up, they'll have a great morning and you'll be a total bro

>> No.10612929

you use the phrase "bust out" but do you mean you actually want it to be quick/simple, or did you just use that to mean "make" in general?

>> No.10612937

>>10612929
he wants them to bust their nut, as in ejaculate

>> No.10612944

>>10612918
>what kind of breakfast can I bust out to impress my bros when they spend the night?
>
>i was thinking some kind of seafood
fat retards are my thing in morning

>> No.10612969

>>10612925
What are you, fucking gay? You left out the "no homo" part, anon. Watch that shit.

>> No.10612973

>>10612969
But what if I wanted to trick OP into becoming a homosexual?

>> No.10613702

>>10612973
Op always faggot you dumb stupid faggot

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>> No.10613807

>>10612918
steak, sausages, bacon and eggs
don't overthink it

>> No.10613884

>>10612918
first gently stroke his cock with your tongue until they wake up
then engluf the whole thing and make eye contact for few seconds so this is the first thing seen when waking up
Be sure to have your butthole lubed up, coconut oil always works nicely and can leave a fresh scent too.
You will want to end on your knees using both hands to spread your buttcheeks away from the hole showing him your preperation

>> No.10613931

>>10613763
sinilar to this I would suggest taking the seed out of the avocados and filling the molds with your cum for your bros to enjoy. place in the freezer before serving and cover with cling wrap or it will oxidise. depending on how big your loads are and how many bros you serve you might want to start a few days in advance. buy avocados which are accordingly unripe so they are good to eat once served.

>> No.10614075

>>10612918
semen.

>> No.10614081

>>10613763
Avocadon't even talk to me until I've had my latte.

>> No.10614154

>>10612918
A friendly circle jerk, make sure to have silicon based lubricant for those who may be unfortunately circumcised, with hetero-based pornography in the background, so no one feels like a homosexual. Completely normal and healthy bro-building exercise. After that, a group shower, to save water of course.

Classic pork chop and eggs is a solid choice, but shrimp and cheese grits are excellent. I've always been a fan of potato crab cakes and some sunny side up eggs for breakfast.

>> No.10614257

Why everyone always try to be funny?

>> No.10614262

>>10612925
fpbp

>> No.10614456

>>10614257
You dont

>> No.10614628

>>10612918
Grilled cheese + bacon + avacado

>> No.10614780

>>10614081
underrated post.

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10614784

Give them a sweet chai breakfast.
They will be fondling your breasts in no time.

>> No.10615576

Crawfish boil

>> No.10615668

>>10612925
Dont forget to yell "brojob!" followed by "choochoo!"

>> No.10615671

>>10614628
this is the most wh*te thing ive read all day

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>>10612918
>impress my bros with a breakfast
fucking faggot, will you serve it in bed also?

>> No.10615854

>>10615723
>i never have sleepovers with my buds and game or watch vidya
No homo, faggot.

>> No.10616048

>>10612918
I usually do a tray full of bacon in the oven.

Spread a tiny bit of the bacon grease on to the bagel then toast the bagels in the oven.

Apply crem chez and bacon to bagel.

>Wala

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>>10615723
S-O-Y face

>> No.10616138

>>10614257
this board is reddit now, and has been for a while
it's all performative snarkiness and puns, with no substance. they don't even know why they're doing it

>> No.10616149

>>10615854
>I'm a 21st century digital soyboy
No, I've had a wholesome childhood

>> No.10616262

>>10616138
jesus christ OP your thread was awful, get over it

>> No.10616439

>>10616262
check the ip count, retard