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Cooking with Jack thread.

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>> No.10617652

>>10617440
why jack instead of henry's kitchen?

>> No.10617666

>>10617652
>henry's kitchen
>not Greg's kitchen

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>>10617440

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>> No.10618313

>>10617461
i'm still confused

>> No.10618315

>>10618313
nothing wrong w/ a nice cold burger.

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>> No.10618354

>>10618324
would have taken about 60 seconds to get everything out with a spoon. all seeds intact too.

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>> No.10618359

>>10618311
Where does he find these "recipes"?

>> No.10618360

>>10617440
Haven't these been banned?

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>>10618358
Is that.... Is that greaseproof paper?

>> No.10618365

>>10618324
This is like a worksafe reconstruction of the gay anal fisting festival’s recruit video

>> No.10618369

>>10618358
What is this and why?

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>> No.10618390

>>10618370
>NEW
wat

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>>10618360
>Haven't these been banned?
i think you mean beaned

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>> No.10618410

>>10618324
fuck what a moron

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>> No.10618421

>>10618351
i'm confused about this too
how do you do that?

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>> No.10618431

>>10618351
What fish is that?

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>> No.10618435

>>10618421
I think he grabbed the heel with his thumb, probably just bad habits from using shitty dull knives.

>> No.10618437

>>10618426
jack commiting treason but failing

>> No.10618438

>>10618415
I was always amused that he thought the meat was ruined because of a bit of flame, then he throws it all out and starts over

and of course blames the product

>> No.10618446

>>10618438
yeah that strikes me as quite odd. a bit of fire doesn't cause any harm to the meat, does it?

>> No.10618451

>>10618384
wait, I can almost understand this, except for the cheese, and does he add peppers to it? 0.0

>> No.10618455

I fucking love these threads so much

>> No.10618459

>>10618294
kek

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>>10617440

>> No.10618758

>>10618438
>>10618446
The real gem here is that he has his phone sitting on that raw meat packaging, haha

>> No.10618760

This creepy guinea-mutt faggot makes me laugh, but also makes me angry.

>> No.10618762

>>10618409
Anyone got the version of this that says YOU DIED?

>> No.10619099

>>10618409
how in the fuck does this type of thing even happen

>> No.10619107 [DELETED] 

>>10618361
Is that... is that reddit speak?

See how I stuttered like I'm actually talking and taken aback, but we're talking in text so that makes no fucking sense??

FUCK OFF

>> No.10619116

>>10618359
This is actually from Chefsteps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLRL2shlPI

>> No.10619212

>>10618370
>Jack can't coo--

>> No.10619218

>>10618409
What the fuck is this?

>> No.10619239

>>10619116
I guess you can fuck that up somehow.

>> No.10619242

>>10619107
chill out dawg.

>> No.10619252

>>10618433
fucking why can't he get anything to work

>> No.10619253

>>10619107
Le Reddit maymay xD lololol just be yourself and chill breux,

Praise Obama

Also is this guy a retard or doing a character for views? These videos are alarming.

>> No.10619262

>>10619253
He's a retard but I think he plays it up because he knows it gets him (View)s

>> No.10619288

>>10618358
At first I thought
>ok no big deal, the heat will cook the egg immediately
Then I noticed it doesn't
>Ok, but it doesn't move
But it did!
>Now it's slowly going....aaaand it's gone

>> No.10619299

>>10618433
Is he making jenkem?

>> No.10619312

>>10619288
>At first I thought "ok no big deal, the heat will cook the egg immediately"
You're in a ja/ck/ thread, drop all assumptions of competence.

>> No.10619317

>>10619312
There was still the possibility that he could fuck up in another way.

>> No.10619347

>>10619317
True but then he'd have to get past the first step after cracking an egg. I guess considering that there's another egg there already that's not outside the realm of possibility. I might just go watch that video, I haven't seen it yet and I'm eager to know what else can go wrong.

>> No.10619355

>>10618346
This dude has to be playing a character, right? Why would he upload all of these fuck-ups? Is he just at peace with his world-shattering autism?

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>>10619116
would someone do that?
just go on the internet and recreate other people's content poorly?

>> No.10619523

>>10619355
>This dude has to be playing a character, right?
I thought so until I saw him cry on TV. It's kind of like how you watch DSP and you tell yourself that he's faking it because that makes you feel better about your species but then he does something like make an hour long video defending RE6 and you know it's all real.

>> No.10619529

>>10619523
>that time detractor Jack spent two hours on the Sons of Kojima podcast

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capeesh

>> No.10619576

>>10619572
when the shits too dank

>> No.10619594

>>10618409
HOW!?

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go homuu whituu piguu

>> No.10619621

>>10619355
I heard he's had a stroke.

>> No.10619623

>>10618409
>not the dark souls edit
you had one job

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>>10618409
why does he buy such useless shit

>> No.10619641

>>10618435
>from using shitty dull knives
It's a form of leverage, nothing to do with knives. He's just fucking retarded and managed to reproduce and make money.

>> No.10619643

>>10619625
He's "reviewing" them.

>> No.10619652

>>10619107
you aren't here to police how people type in this manner.

>> No.10619655

>>10619523
what was he crying over?

>> No.10619672

>>10619655
It was some southern barbecue series and all he did was shill his sauce instead of barbecue, so the judges kicked him off and he cried in front of them about how he was serious about barbecue.

>> No.10619683

>>10619672
to be fair to Jack they were pretty stupid to think white trash townie would know ja/ck/ shit about pit BBQing, even if he sells The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Every Taste

>> No.10619700

>>10619672
holy shit is there video of this

>> No.10619715

>>10618358
the vid for this with the audio is so much better
>oh no no no no no no oh come on, really?

>> No.10619782

>>10619700
The show is west texas investors club, but I can't find the actual clip aside from someone talking over it. If you want that, it starts at 3:10 in this video: https://youtu.be/v_CnVFFMpYc

>> No.10619788

>>10618758
Yea I saw that. Dude is one sick fuck

>> No.10620316

>>10618409
I can't find this anywhere in his channel, did he deleted it?

>> No.10620350

>>10618361
Copper grill mat

>> No.10620356

>>10617461
that doesn't look good

>> No.10620443

>>10620316
Yes he did actually delete it. I assume because he said the product is dangerous or something and I guess he might be sued for it? If anyone had the foresight to save the video, please mirror it somewhere.

>> No.10620501

>>10620443
so they can get sued by some egg iron company for Jack's statements?
great idea

>> No.10620522

>>10620501
You can get sued for a lot of reasons, but fighting it out in court is expensive and stressful. Better to just avoid the possibility in most cases.

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Could Jack be an autistic alien?

>> No.10621254

>>10618392
How the fuck does his slapchop work so well while every other one I've seen jams the second it tries to do anything harder than air?

>> No.10621264

>>10618370
needed the pan hotter

>> No.10621281

>>10619355
He thinks of himself as an average man. He makes mistakes like that so others do too and he leaves them in his videos because he wants to show that it's perfectly normal to fuck up. It's nobody's fault if they're too stupid to use some kitchen gadgets.

>> No.10621308

>>10618370
MMMmmmm, JUICY one dollar uncooked steak.

>> No.10621328

>>10618324
Highest kek

>> No.10621342

>>10618384
I will never be able to get over this one. Every time I see it...

>> No.10621355

>>10617440

I can not find this episode. Link?

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>> No.10621486

>>10618419
Is that supposed to be a chocolate ganache and did he fuck up something as simple as a chocolate ganache.

>> No.10621664

whats the housing market like in the US and even specifically Jack's area? Surely Jack can't be making a crazy amount of money but it looks like he has an okay looking kitchen?

>> No.10621670

>>10621664
Have you tried his sauces?

>> No.10622020

>>10621264
He drops stuff into the pan from a mile up, so he always gets burned. Instead of dropping it from lower like a non-retard, he just turns the heat down

>> No.10622028

>>10621664
his wife is the bread winner and they live in tennessee so shit's cheap

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