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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.10628848

>>10628804
This is a good thread idea. I'm just posting to show my support. I don't have any webms myself but hope other people contribute to the cause.

>> No.10628876

>>10628848
>can't tell if

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>>10628804

>> No.10629266

>>10628848
I really like the idea of this thread as well. I hope it takes off. It has great potential and I can really see it becoming very popular.

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>>10628880
XD
so Le cool!

>> No.10629293

>>10629231
Do they eat each others assholes once they're done with those sandwiches?

I'd watch that.

>> No.10629316

>>10629293
thats exactly what happens later in the video that webm is just the intro to a porno

>> No.10629332

>>10629316
hnnnng why aren't there porn studios making vids of handsome men cooking then fucking. It's time like these I get
>tfw no bf

>> No.10629341

>>10629266
perhaps we could use this thread to showcase exceptional examples of exotic street vendors whose methods and stalls we find particularly intriguing and mystifying

>> No.10629355

>>10629332
faggot

>> No.10629363

>>10629355
ummmmmmmmmm excuse me sweaty

>> No.10629374

>>10629293
cmon...

>bored
>make some bread
>it comes out great
>got some potatoes and munchies
>fry em up
>twice
>chicktgem in a sandwich made with tasty new bread
>not wnjoy

hell, afterwards, id probably say lets open up a beer, go to the bar, try their fries, and see how we can improve.

butno. i havent any friends. least of all, any that can cook.

>> No.10629392

>>10629316
r u serious because I've always wondered why this webm had such an incredibly homoerotic air to it

>> No.10629394

>>10629231
Ah, a perfectly fresh chip butty.

>> No.10629402

>>10628804
How does he get out of the cheese?

>> No.10629407

>>10628812
Some Middle Eastern women are actually just a bunch of pasta, and if you take off their trash bag, they die.

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>> No.10629434

>>10629422
That looks very overcooked, well beyond medium-rare.

>> No.10629442

>>10629416
BuzzFeed

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>>10629483
how?

>> No.10629502 [DELETED] 

>>10629483

wtf he's barricaded in there

>> No.10629506

>>10628804
looks great

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>>10629483
>babs babs why isn't the egg man here, I'm starving to death for some eggs

>> No.10629534 [DELETED] 

>>10629483
EGG!
HOW!

>> No.10629535

Looking for a webm where a guy is stabbing a moderately sized squid and it turns white. Thanks guys

>> No.10629643

>>10629509
I also watch Red Letter Media

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final groupstage match vs /g/ going ahead in about 1 hour

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>>10629643
Imagine being so narrowminded you think anyone who knows John Waters must only have heard about him through RLM.
I mean, I like that YT channel, but I sure as hell didn't need them to tell me that JW or David Lynch existed. Fucking hell.

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>>10629374
>i havent any friends
I know that feel all too well

>> No.10629702

>>10628804
I fucking love cheese but that looks gross

>> No.10629705

>>10629509
based John Waters poster

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to see more of this shit
>>10629588

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>>10629483
EG?!

>> No.10629728 [DELETED] 

>>10629708
I forgot how fucking ridiculous these tournaments are

>> No.10629749 [DELETED] 

>>10629483
How does he get out without breaking all of the eggs?

>> No.10629752

>>10629694
Lenny is like a nuclear engineer or something at an NPP. I assume he works full time since he's always there when Homer and Carl are.
I know he drinks since he's at Moe's when they are.
How much more than the others would he have to drink to have to live like that, though? He doesn't seem to be more of an alcoholic than Homer, but that guy manages to support a house and a family.
Where is Lenny's money going?

>> No.10629753

>>10629749
He can't leave until all of them are used

>> No.10629765

>>10629416
What a fucking waste of rib eye jesus christ

>> No.10629767

>>10629753
Oh my god, im sorry eggs man

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>>10629752
I suspect he may be funding the Iranian regime's nuclear tipped ICBM development.
Think about it, he has black hair so he might be Iranian. Secondly, he works at a nuclear power plant. Something's going on, that's for sure.

>> No.10629857

>>10629278
Imagine being so jaded you can't appreciate a fun video.

>> No.10629862 [DELETED] 

>>10629483
EGGSPLAIN

>> No.10629870

>>10628804

Would definately eat, but goddamn the poor toilet afterwards...

>> No.10629887

>>10629702
Just a fancy way to make alfredo

>> No.10629906

>>10629887
it's a pants on head retarded way to make it

>> No.10629913

>>10629278
You're trying to hard to fit in. Try being less of a faggot.

>> No.10629919

>>10629906
Yeah but this way you get to charge $45 a plate and people thank you.

>> No.10629964 [DELETED] 

>>10629483
let him out!

>> No.10630720

>>10629231
The look on their face at the end kek

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>>10629483
>eternal eggprentice

>> No.10630829

>>10629422
>canola oil
ya ruined it

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>>10629278

>> No.10630993

>>10629426
you might appreciate this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ZI15VjwEU

>> No.10631018 [DELETED] 

>>10630797
dumbass thought he could take on the egg king and failed miserably

>> No.10631037

>>10629752
>Where is Lenny's money going?
alimony. the stronk whamen he married left him and doesn't want to work. this is canon from season 15.

>> No.10631194

>>10629447
Only in Japan

>> No.10631288 [DELETED] 

>>10629650
What the fuck is this? This is incredibly bizarre and I wanna play it.

>> No.10631333 [DELETED] 

>>10631288
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/
Customised PES.

>> No.10631360 [DELETED] 

>>10629650
Post egg fort goal

>> No.10631362 [DELETED] 

>>10630797
Should I make a virgin vs Chad image of those two?

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>>10631288
this is the 4chin Cup
the different boards play each other in heavily Modded PES AI vs AI with managers from the boards making the tactics
for more info:
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
and
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/
for our team

we will play again next Saturday with our opponent still TBD

>>10631360
here you go

>> No.10631432

>>10629416
>sauce sloshing out of bowl
Disgusting.

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and have one more goal
keep your eyes open in here and across the board on saturday to find the thread for the knockout matches

sadly we lost our last groupmatch today, 2-1 against /g/, but still topped our group

one more match until the draw for the Ro16 takes place and we find out or next opponent

>> No.10631477 [DELETED] 

>>10631379
How was he able to make that goal without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10631492 [DELETED] 

>>10631379
>>10631436
Are these streamed somewhere?

>> No.10631498 [DELETED] 

>>10631362
There is one but I don't have it saved.

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>>10631492
no, they are just a figment of your immagination

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page
cytube button

>> No.10631510 [DELETED] 

>>10631492
Check the wiki. It explains everything.

>> No.10631512 [DELETED] 

>>10631436

Man, that goal was all made by Egg King.

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>>10628804

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>> No.10631850

>>10629278
sad post is sad.

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>> No.10631868

>>10631194
yeah I'm sure only Japan make fake vids to impress nerds on youtube

>> No.10631939

>>10629422
couldn't you sous vide that instead and not overcook it like a dumbass

>> No.10631962

>>10629752
I seriously doubt anyone who works at that nuclear plant is qualified for the jobs they have, or gets paid the correct salary for said job.

>> No.10631973

>>10631838
>>10631846
>>10631861
how utterly pointless. please don't post these again

>> No.10631979

>>10631838
>>10631846
>>10631861
Oh boy I sure do love people touching every single part of the food I'm about to put in my mouth

>> No.10631984

if you're reading this i just realized libgen carries cookbooks too

>> No.10631994

>>10631979
Looks like they are pajeets, so extra fecal seasoning is on there

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>>10629416
>throwing half the sauce out of the bowl

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>>10631973
>>10631979

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>>10632052
quantity <<< quality

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>>10632149
Looks like very fancy Sub, that I would never take the time to make.

>> No.10632665

Repost Omurice, please.

>> No.10632791

>>10632052
>King of eggs
>Broke like half those yolks

>> No.10632821

>>10629231
Just bros being bros

>> No.10632878

>>10629416
>ribeye
>cut it in strips like cheap fucking taco beef
>add butter
>add no other seasoning
>fry some onion in salt, pepper and grlic-powder
>no we dont even use fresh garlic
>add cheese
>bake until its crisp outside and raw inside

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>>10629231
No ho..... well, actually yes.. Yes homo.

>> No.10632955

>>10632052
>Eggshells in the egg

This man is no king.

>> No.10632987

>>10632052
Wait a minute thats not the surly king of the agg fortress

>> No.10632995

>>10629407
It would be extremely painful

>> No.10633001

>>10631973
fuck off

>> No.10633256

>>10630829
how is that? it's a high smoke point flavorless oil, perfect for searing a steak

>> No.10633335

>>10628812
True skeptic

>> No.10633417

>>10629231
this made me cringe so badly i need to take a shower for 45 minutes and not go outside for a few days

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>>10629231

>> No.10633465

>>10633417
Autism

>> No.10633477

>>10633465
better than being a faggot

>> No.10633486

>>10629231
These guys are actually some of the best food entertainers around. Wish that I could buy their fucking show somewhere online

>> No.10633489

>>10633417
Why? They're excellent bakers and chefs. Chip butty is just a bullshit food.

>> No.10633512

>>10629434
>overcooked
Are you Jack?

>> No.10633513

>>10632995
uuuu

>> No.10633523

>>10629457
What's with the obssession with cheese?

>> No.10633539

>>10631979
You sound like a bitch

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>>10632311
>black hands
i closed it right after that
>inb4 im ignint

>> No.10633589

>>10628812
That's kind of sad. And gross.

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changed its file name for ya bud.

>> No.10633651

>>10628804
Boy I sure do love eating food where the only thing I can taste is fucking propane.

>> No.10633656

>>10629231
physical embodiment of soy

>> No.10633660

>>10633651

it's butane, it's tasteless

>> No.10633669

>>10633489
because of how forced the interaactions are and the fucking look they give eachother at the end

>> No.10633671

>>10633651
can't taste burnt gas retard, it burns clean fucking massive faggot.

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>>10628804
What a fucking stupid, impractical gimmick of a dish.

>> No.10633709

>>10628812
The way his eyes dart to stare is hilarious. He tries s hard not to turn his head lol

>> No.10633712

>>10629278
based

>> No.10633722

>>10630993
fucking faggot is trying way too hard to pronounce it, just annoying as hell

>> No.10633725

>>10632052
>>10632791
I shall not kneel to this usurper.

>> No.10633728

>>10631838
I love those fingernail clippings he adds at the end

>> No.10633733

>>10633584
based

>> No.10633763

>>10633523
Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

>> No.10633771

>>10633722
>Watched it on mute.

Pretty entertaining.

>> No.10633777

>>10629363
kill yourself

>> No.10633815

>>10633624
Accurate.

>> No.10633817

>>10633815
Reddit.

>> No.10633825

>>10633817
Mad.

>> No.10633845

>>10633825
bad

>> No.10633851

>>10633817
based

>> No.10633864

>>10629422
Deep fried steak? Wtf...

>> No.10633867

>>10633624

>traditional mediterranean food that has been eaten for literal millennia
>hipster

Ok bud

>> No.10633909

>>10633417
As if you need an excuse to stay holed up in your own filth.

>> No.10633970

>>10631973
That shit looks good and I've never seen it before, better than the same jack webms that get posted in every single thread

>> No.10633977

>>10633651
>tasting the heat not the meat

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>>10631962
Well, you're wrong. In the episode with Frank Grimes, "Homer's Enemy", Lenny says something like "we all got our degrees but Homer just showed up when the plant opened and got the job."
Lenny and Carl definitely have some actual education qualifying them for their jobs.

Why do I remember this shit instead of my German grammar? God fucking damn it.

>> No.10634003

>>10629231
>carbs, salt and fat
>0g protein or fiber
No wonder bongs are so fucking fat.

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>>10633671
Might be different where you live but where I am they actually add artificial smellants to gas to help folks detect leakies.

>> No.10634021

>>10629394
>chip butty
Why do britcucks talk like gay toddlers?

>> No.10634031

>>10633867
real people eat it with meat though

>> No.10634034

>>10628804
contaminating the cheese with starch (somehow heating it without the outer layer melting) and to top it off he sprinkles petter flaked in there. What is so hard about cutting cheese and melting it in a normal pot?

>> No.10634068

>>10634008
I want to marry a pretty girl like her and fuck her vagina every night

>> No.10634076

>>10634068
Thats no girl.

>> No.10634081

>>10634068
>girl
>her
>her
>vagina
She is pretty cute though

>> No.10634100

>>10632052
How do the eggs get out without breaking all the yolks?

>> No.10634103

>>10628804
Omage to cooking on salt block?

>> No.10634122

>>10634034
>contaminating the cheese with starch

The starch that is the pasta that makes up most of the dish anyway?

Oh no, there's pasta in my pasta! Whatever will I do? And pepper too!

>> No.10634134

>>10634081
now she´s thicc.

>> No.10634190

Why do these recipes always smother everything with cheese?

>> No.10634251

>>10631846
These vids of mexicans adding mismatched shit to food at a quick pace is comparable to children trying to impress eachother with canonballs.

>> No.10634264

>>10631979
You know how i know you are white? And no, it wasn't your flawless grammar.

>> No.10634268

>>10634021
if it talks like a duck it's a duck

>> No.10634276

>>10629426
Now we are telling him where to breaking

>> No.10634291

>>10631861
>throwing the bread on the handwipe rag
stay classy

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>>10633584
Same

>> No.10634296

>>10634134
Just bulking

>> No.10634315

>>10634294
Those fucking grey, sand like yolks!
SATAN GET THEE BEHIND ME!

>> No.10634322

>>10628880
Why did this make me hungry?

>> No.10634340

>>10633997
Indeed.
Lenny even mentions having a Master.

>> No.10634351

>>10634294
Did she boil them on high heat for 15 minutes or what?

>> No.10634352

>>10634294
aside from her shitty cooking, sara webms always amaze me when i start to think how on the earth do you get THIS fat
you don't gain 200 pounds in a week jfc

>> No.10634361

>>10634352
>how on the earth do you get THIS fat
Have you seen the amount of mayo, sweetened condensed milk and butter that monster uses? Is she still alive, I know she was hanging on by a thread for a while.

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How the fuck do I tell if I have the showdown spray unlocked?!

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>>10634276
>Now we are telling him where to breaking

>> No.10634520

>>10629231
>Make fresh bread and chips
>Just to slap it together for a no-taste no-food
Man I fucking hate english cuisine.

>> No.10634538

>>10634519
Watch the whole thing, it's great
https://youtu.be/PL6vP4eDmEQ?t=325

>> No.10634550

omg fire!
my ancestor :)

>> No.10634676

>>10631194
I saw this exact shit on Brit tv a decade ago

>> No.10634679

>>10628804
>turns the pepper grinder from that end
is that how you're supposed to do it? man..

>> No.10634688

>>10633523
Americans use cheese instead of olive oil.

>> No.10634709

why was my first webm deleted? It was literally about food. Such retards running this site.

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>>10634709
Because the whole world is scared to death of muslims. Some just show this by groveling for them.

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>>10634734
>rude customer doesn't leave tip
>what waiter does next will restore your faith in humanity

>> No.10634783

>>10634734
I fucking love china. It's like american jr.

>> No.10634804

>>10634764
Possibly the worst post ive seen in 10 years

And that includes the cp, gore and beastiality

>> No.10634834

>>10634031
There is meat. What do you think sarma is filled with?

>> No.10634844

>>10633763
and a crowbar.

>> No.10634865

>>10634804
Prove it. Post the CP and we'll see what's worse.

>> No.10634867

>>10633867
look at the people

>> No.10634873

>>10634865
Are you an actual, real retarded person?

>> No.10634892

>>10633417
Next time try cringing so hard you implode and turn into a singularity, just so you fuck off for good.

>> No.10634896

>>10634873
So you're full of shit? Post the beastiality then if you don't want to post the CP and we'll see if it is worse than >>10634764

>> No.10634897
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>>10629535

>> No.10634905

>>10634896
Since your brain function is impaired ("retarded"), and you seem obsessed with this, I will explain.

Ok buddy, so when i say see, i meant I, myself, this person, sees with their eyeballs. I observed these posts with my EYES. Eyes are for seeing things.

I dis not post those things. Fingers are for for posting. Eyes are for seeing. I SAW the posts. With my EYES.

Ok? Let me know if you need more help, little buddy.

>> No.10634906

>>10634873
or atleast post a link
if not then describe it with as much detail as possible

>> No.10634909

>>10633489
>>10634520
>i have never had a chip butty
they are fucking god tier. best enjoyed sitting on a wall by the train tracks at the age of sixteen with your second child swaddled to your breast while waiting for your stepfather to finish beating your mum and brother back at the house

>> No.10634925

>>10634905
>so when i say see, i meant I
>I dis not
>Fingers are for for
Stop seething and post the CP bro. Prove that >>10634764
is the worst post you've seen in the past 10 years.

>> No.10634931

>>10634925
This has even surpassed Family guy levels of "taking a dumb joke too far"

>> No.10634935

>>10634925
Wow good job you spotted the typos I made typing on my shitty phone

Epic post, truly epic

>> No.10634940

>>10634909
*your stepfather who is also your brother

>> No.10634948
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>>10634925

>> No.10634960

>>10628848
>>10629266
>>10629341
Indeed, my friends. I myself do not have any content related to this auspicious thread that I can rightfully post, but just as yourselves I would like to see this thread live a long life. Consider this post my the proverbial "bump".

>> No.10634973

>>10633864
It's called reverse searing anon

>> No.10634988

>>10634935
I think you need to put your money where your mouth is and prove it like the guy says.

Pony up your dog vids, furfag

>> No.10635020

>>10634264
>I enjoy fecal matter on all morsels of my dish

T.shitskin

>> No.10635062

>>10634897
what in the fuck is this

>> No.10635098

>>10635062
He took forever to kill a squid.

>> No.10635271

>>10633584
>implying minorities and black folks don't make some of the most delicious cuisine

>> No.10635290

>>10629434
That was a fairly perfect medium ya dumbass
Ribeyes suck below medium honestly, too much unrendered fat.

I'm a grill cook at a very fancy restaurant and the amount of idiots that order rare to medium rare ribeyes is hilarious. I know they're only doing it because some bullshit on the internet convinced them that men only order their steaks rare - medium rare regardless of the cut.
>>10630829
>i'm a homecook and I've never actually seared a large piece of meat
have fun with your vegan unfiltered avocado oil ya dicknose
>>10631939
sous vide steak is a bullshit trend.
Trust me, I sousvide at least 20 NY Strip steaks everyday and then sear them to order. The texture is garbage.
Medium is not overcooked. It's only overcooked if somebody ordered medium rare or below.

I hate homecooks so much you jackasses have no clue what you're talking about. just spouting useless internet garbage.

>> No.10635299

>>10628804
I thought it was a giant melon at first

>> No.10635330

>>10634734
Damn I feel bad for the dude. First they set them on fire then beat the shit out of him

>> No.10635459

Webms should have a repost limit. So tiresome to see the same shit every time.
>just filter it bruh
Won't make the threads better, just emptier.

>> No.10635485

>>10635459
>Won't make the threads better, just emptier.
So would repost limits. Well, 'slower' rather than 'emptier'

>> No.10635491
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>>10635330
Don't fuck with the triads, that's clear.

>> No.10635496

>>10635485
I'd rather have slower unique threads than "let's pad with that same webm everyone has seen 1000 times". This would incentivize using unique material rather than simply filtering it out.

>> No.10635497

>>10635459
The one board with a repost rule consists entirely of reposts, including recurring general threads, so why would you expect any better here?

>> No.10635508

>>10635459
Post content then , crybaby faggot. I can't believe the crying bitches on this website

>> No.10635512
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>>10635496
There just isn't that much available content which can be stored in a 2 minute, 3mb silent webm. Let alone barely interesting stuff.

>> No.10635521

>>10635497
I don't go there, how do they achieve reposts with that rule? Slightly editing every single image and webm posted?

>>10635508
Don't have any worth posting, just like everyone else. Hence the problem.

>>10635512
You're exaggerating those restrictions something fierce mate.

>> No.10635536

>>10635521
Those are literally the restrictions. I don't see how facts can be exaggerated. I should've also added vp8 only, because that doesn't help either.

>> No.10635539

>>10635512

nice webm

>> No.10635540

>>10635020
>>10634264
go false flag on your containment board

>> No.10635549

>>10635521
The robot doesn't catch images, just posts. Then say they wanted to post "lol". Instead, they will just post "lol original" or "lol origininianalal".

And the mods do absolutely nothing.

>> No.10635596

>>10629231
you just KNOW

>> No.10635612

>>10628880
Could you imagine if that were our reality?

>> No.10635654

>>10631838
Why do pajeets use old saw blades as knives?

>> No.10635736

>>10635654
That's london anon, sharp tools are outlawed.

>> No.10635823

>>10634717
Is he making Foie gras?

>> No.10635845

>>10635823
No, Foiet Ass

>> No.10635895

>>10633624
holy shit you're retarded lol

>> No.10635964

>slagging chip buttys
>never tried it

fuck off

>> No.10635992

A long time ago I saw a webm on here, of some Indian surly looking guy who was making egg sandwiches in some street stall. there were so many eggs in his stall the netrance was completely covered up and I couldnt help wondering how he could leave his stall without breaking the eggs. Does anybody know this webm and has it saved on his computer?

>> No.10636009

>>10634734
Those secondary explosions on the table are the fucking icing on the cake. Fucking rekt.

>> No.10636058

>>10628804
just reminding you guys that the overtly cheesy stuff from tasty is only supposed to be eye food.

nobody's going to eat that shit, it's only supposed to look delicious.

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>>10629231

Why do the British behave like this?

>> No.10636109

>>10634734
Can anyone explain this? Did she get gasoline mixed up with water, or what?

>> No.10636116

>>10636109
Probably alcohol stove. Alcohol evaporates, firedamp occurs, flamethrower. Dumbass chinks, I mean really.

>> No.10636146

>>10634352
Guess making like 25 deviled eggs and eating them by yourself is a start.

>> No.10636174

>>10628880
dude isn't wearing gloves, I would never eat there.

>> No.10636210

>>10634734
I guess they stopped teaching STOP, DROP and ROLL

>> No.10636239

>>10634960
you tried too hard
fucking ruined it

>> No.10636262

I saw some before/after pics of that girl. It's a damned shame.

>>10636116
Yeah, it was alcohol.

>>10636210
I don't think they ever taught that in China.

>> No.10636309

>>10628848
I too, will not post. you mo mos complain about everything.

>> No.10636337

>>10629422
That's medium

>> No.10636370

>>10633584
same

>> No.10636382

>>10633624
imagine being this much of a flyover

>> No.10636405
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>> No.10636409

>>10634804
>>10634804
Nontipping scum of the Earth detected

>> No.10636410
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>> No.10636415

>>10634003
Not sure if you're trying to troll or not but this is actually accurate. Also add in a serious binge drinking problem.

>> No.10636432

>>10629447
lmao at the bottom

"this is dangerous, please don't imitate"

Do they think I have my own shrimp cannon and flamethrowers at the ready?

>> No.10636449

>>10633430
That haircut doesn't suit him at all he has a really old looking masculine face but he has the haircut of a rebellious 15 year old.

>> No.10636455

>>10636405
wasn't this an M&S advert last christmas or someshit?
>>10636105
if you don't do this and have the world's biggest beer belly you will be called a weakling and have no friends

>> No.10636497

>>10636410
HE IS THE FUCKING MAN!

>> No.10636502

>>10636449
Posting things like this give you away as being a female

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>>10636455
Yeah, M&S did a whole series of them on different themes. The first one was the best though.

>> No.10636571

>>10636410
Just eat your noodles man why you gotta do that shit

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>>10634931
Ayy

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>>10628848
>>10629266
>>10634960

>> No.10636893

>>10636533
Wow those are all ugly

>> No.10636924

>>10634717
Well I don't usually come here to fap, but okay.

>> No.10636951

>>10635290
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>> No.10636978

>>10636742
is that fat guy a fuckup irl or does he do it for the views and meme status?

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>>10635290
Everything you typed is true ¿any tip you can give to a homecook besides don't believe everything you read/see & use your brain? Serious question by the way.

>> No.10637241

>>10629278
you're right, that webm was a piece of shit

>> No.10637294
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>>10630993

>> No.10637299
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>>10634361

>> No.10637372

>>10629422
>>10629416
get the fuck out buzzfeed

>> No.10637384

>>10634717
this kinda made me sad because the chick actually looks really pretty if it wasnt for 300kilos of fat on her

>> No.10637398

>>10633584
thanks for the warning.

>> No.10637417

>>10629332
Faggot.

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>> No.10637561

>>10629442
What's wrong with BuzzFeed?

>> No.10637573

>>10635098
Pretty fast for a soulless slant eye actually. They enjoy making animals suffer

>> No.10637578

>>10629402
There's a sidedoor you cannot see behind the cheese on the left.

>> No.10637584

>>10637526
No wonder Mexico and the US have such obesity problems jesus fucking christ

>> No.10637608
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>>10633417
I cringed reading this

>> No.10637620 [DELETED] 

Hey, I know this isnt related, but can you take my 5 question survey for a college class? pls no hate
https://s.surveyplanet.com/B1GS8JWJX

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>>10637620
>Question 1: Does this post deserve to be reported?
>Yes?
>Yes!

>> No.10637636

>>10636571
mike tyson detected

>> No.10637639

>>10635290
>Everyone listen to me because I have a shit job and low income

>> No.10637653

>>10637634
thats a very unsatisfying webm

>> No.10637661 [DELETED] 

>>10637634
pls no. I'm just trying to get a few participants for class credit

>> No.10637677
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>>10634008
She's hot, I'd like to marry her and have sex with her every night and have 6 wonderful kids with her and grow old together. The end.

>> No.10637709

>>10634783
Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.10637721

>>10631838
Would have been ok without that grated cheese at the end.

>> No.10637743

>>10637294
>1:25
I have to go for some reason I have to watch porn

>> No.10637753

>>10632921
>trying to claim a nigger baby came from a white dude
how dumb are these fucking people

>> No.10637765

>>10637661
I hope you fail.

>> No.10637777
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The only way to crack an egg.

>> No.10637781

>>10629278
lol who hurt you

>> No.10637834

>>10637620
filled out.

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10637871

>>10637777
jesus christ, is there a source for this? also nice quads

>> No.10637952

>>10637620
done it, hope it helps

>> No.10637976

>>10632052
>disdainfully tosses the egg shells with no respect for them
This man is unfit for a king

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>> No.10638018

>>10633584
I did too actually lmao

>> No.10638022

>>10637777
That was fucking brutal

>> No.10638037

>>10634134
Now ""she's""" bald

>> No.10638072

>>10637777
Why were subhumans not exterminated

>> No.10638081
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10638081

>>10637584
The U.S. wasn't so terrible until the flood of fat Mexicans showed up by the millions. Now everyone thinks Americans are fat when it's really the Mexicans ruining our stats.

And if we got rid of all the tacos we could start working on all the urban apes.

>> No.10638083

>>10637989

this is ludicrous

>> No.10638118

>>10637777

i want to find out what country this is so that we can bomb them into civilization

>> No.10638121

>>10637777
i'm having some serious deja vu

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>> No.10638153

>>10632052
THE UNDERKING, ZURIN ARCTUS!

>> No.10638166

>>10638127
I found out it's easier to simply add salt while you're cooking

>> No.10638186

>>10638118
indonesia

>> No.10638238

>>10637989
That is some prison shiv shit

>> No.10638260

>>10637294
>>10637743
>tfw worked in a deli and did this process once
It's extremely gratifying and arousing

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>>10634538
I would fuck Allison until my balls ran dry

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>>10634717

>> No.10638295

>>10638127
mmmmm perfectly cooked grey steak

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>>10637777

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>>10634264
>Acting like that's a bad thing
It's okay to be white

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>> No.10638330

>>10635290
Who the fuck would sous vide a NY strip? Sous vide is better with a fattier cut or shanks or for pork there is a reason nobody sound vides chicken

>> No.10638331

>>10637620
i answered every question correctly
what do i get?

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>>10635491

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>>10638301
Is that an actual goblin? What the fuck is up with his face?

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>>10635290
Anything less then med well is risking food borne illness my dude

>> No.10638642

>>10635290
>Trust me, I sousvide at least 20 NY Strip steaks everyday and then sear them to order. The texture is garbage.
low quality steaks? I've only ever eaten one sous vide ny strip and it was incredible

>> No.10638726

>>10638314
My word

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>> No.10638777

>>10638749
you deserve this, thnks, unironically a satisfying webm

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>>10629231

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>>10638851
>try to cut like pro
>fail bc of shitty blunt knife
fugg :D :D :D

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>> No.10638953

>>10634322
>>10635612
>>10636174
you simpletons aren't even appreciating the real DEEP meaning behind this

its a knuckle sandwich

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>> No.10639018

>>10638301
That made me nervous. I was expecting the candles to go in her eyes.
Fucking subhumans.

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>> No.10639117

>>10634905
>Reddit, the user

>> No.10639128

>>10635290
>I'm a grill cook at a very fancy restaurant
You're a fry cook at an Applebee's like the rest of the larping scum on this board.

>> No.10639134

>>10634068
>live in an age where even women have bigger dicks than you
fuck me, fuck you, fuck this timeline

>> No.10639143

>>10629231
somebody kill those two faggots for being retarded wastes of space on my planet

>> No.10639163

>>10638595
OMG those tits!

>> No.10639179

>>10638595
i am glad she is trying her best

>> No.10639180

>>10632052
1:09 eggshell lul

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>>10638314
This makes me angry

>> No.10639474

>>10629462
Can anyone name all the shit used in this?

>> No.10639485

>>10634100
They step on the shells

>> No.10639536

>>10634834
It's best without, though

>> No.10639576

>>10629392
he's joking lol, they're brothers

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>>10628804
>>10628848
>>10628876
>>10628880
>>10629231
>>10629266
>>10629278
>>10629293
>>10629316
>>10629332
>>10629341
>>10629355
>>10629363
>>10629374
>>10629392
>>10629394
>>10629402
>>10629407
>>10629416
>>10629422
>>10629426
>>10629434
>>10629442
>>10629447
>>10629457
>>10629462
>>10629506
>>10629535
>>10629643
>>10629659>>10629659
>>10629694
>>10629702

>> No.10639715

>>10638874
I love that dog's face
>I am so sorry (I'm so not sorry)
What an ass

>> No.10639840

>>10637753
>Americans
>People

>> No.10640409

>>10638314
I can understand some butter on the bun for taste, but why a huge slab of butter on the patty?

>> No.10640498

>>10635330
That was a women. Her man ran away.

>> No.10640512

>>10635491
That looks great, but how does it taste?

>> No.10640610

>>10635271
>Black People
>Cuisine
Choose one.

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