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>> No.10639072

How does he get out from behind that grill without breaking it???

>> No.10639100

He has to eat all the grill

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this guy could teach him how to grill properly

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>when this guy goes home

>> No.10639188

I was chuckling until the kid continued to desperately try cutting the cake.

>> No.10639248

this is why Trump won tbqh

>> No.10639260

>Trump wants to deport this beautiful culture

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Now I'm sad. The fuck is wrong with you? Why would you post this?

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D i s g u s t i n g. S p i c s.

>> No.10639291

How does he get cake without breaking all the self esteem?

>> No.10639301

Man cooking Egg Omelette and giving it to customer on bread.

>> No.10639365

talk about over kill...

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>> No.10639682

omg u posted it xD!!!!

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do americans really do this?

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this thread is full of goblins and ogres

>> No.10639722

Why do people still remember Shrek? Nothing about it was ever good.

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>> No.10639743

did he died?

>> No.10639744

It is not perfect
Now you must die

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>> No.10639779

why was it upsidedown

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idk lol

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>> No.10639797

Nope because those are mexicans. They do this though >>10639746

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>> No.10639815

Brown people so they must be Mexico

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>> No.10639822

Those are Americans buddy they live in America deal with it filthy American

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t. swede

>> No.10639841

Spotted the spic

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>> No.10639860

>what did you season it with?
>non stick coating

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bucket gets me every time

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gif alert

>> No.10639942

he cant keep getting away with this

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>> No.10640016

...what the fuck?

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>> No.10640073

Oh god it's like it's just a living mouth

nice digits also

>> No.10640079

It's a Mexican tradition

>> No.10640094

That doesn't look appetizing in the slightest.

>> No.10640103

I agree. To me they look like they've got no idea what they're doing. I'm sure the meat will be delicious nevertheless, but probably too dry.

>> No.10640105

What the hell happened here ?

>> No.10640122

Which episode is this??? Must be an older one cause she's using that goddamn non-stick with the trflon scraped off.

>> No.10640125

Something like this:

>> No.10640251

But why though?

>> No.10640461

Fucking hell im mexican and I've never seen this shit what the fuck damn just nuke us

>> No.10640481

What the fuck even is that? A dead and bloated hippo?

>> No.10640494

must have lost a bet

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Fuck off

>> No.10640548

>PG-13 cartel torture.webm

lmao what a fucking retard.

>> No.10640560

How can one man be so incompetent?

>> No.10640612

wtf is wrong with american?

>> No.10640674

Is that the wegmans in Rochester? I've always heard that one was the biggest and nicest. I live in auburn ny and we have the worst wegmans in existence.

>> No.10640680

>When you're so stupid the entire world except your own country is American

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>> No.10640733

Never done what, used a knife that was actually sharp?

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>> No.10640752

Can someone tell me what/where did he do wrong? Too much fire?

>> No.10640767

>Put something in the oven
>Heat oven up to highest possible temperature
>Let it sit there for too long
>Congrats, you made charcoal!

>> No.10640798

Guy's cigarette

>> No.10640907

those are poos lad

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>> No.10640997

was their goal to gross me out and kill my appetite? cause it's working

>> No.10641000

looks rancid
the fuck is up with chinks?

>> No.10641021

Trips confirm chinks for subhuman.

>> No.10641031

Check them dubs, /ck/

>> No.10641064


do americans really eat this?

>> No.10641091

I wish these were the people trump wanted to deport

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>> No.10641152

let me guess, you only eat the egg white because the yolk being runny grosses you out?

>> No.10641193

one of the candles went in her eye. like the scene in the dark knight

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>> No.10641262

aww sheeit bruv, dat seems kinda ruff

>> No.10641272 [DELETED] 


lol @ you fucking white people felling empathy for a fucking sea cucumber.

all you white people Trumpf lovers need to get out more.

>> No.10641277

>reddit spacing

>> No.10641281

>basic writing etiquette is reddit now

>> No.10641284

>Basic orthography and grammar obviously isn't

>> No.10641285 [DELETED] 


back to /pol/ with you strumfrumper

>> No.10641292

Can it suffer?

>> No.10641295 [DELETED] 


Why are the fucking /pol/ vegans shitting all over /ck/? keep that shit in the containment board.

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>> No.10641321

This would let Turks take their show on the road.

>> No.10641402

that broke my heart a little.
also, fuck you cunt
you're why President Trump won.

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>> No.10641429

I'd like to get one of these but it's illegal to own slaves in my state.

>> No.10641435

What the fuck?
None of these people look like they know what they are doing?

>> No.10641443

Can anyone give context for this?
Seems like some kind of child soldier initialization ritual.

>> No.10641446

Hire some prison labor for ten cents an hour.

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Right that looks fucking good, tempted to have that for breakfast tomorrow. Bet some deenz would go good with that.

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>> No.10641503

what the fuck

>> No.10641564

Its used in other dishes as a thickener.

>> No.10641604

You don't know what roux is.

>> No.10641605

Have you seen /sci/ lately?
They've spilled over.
The boards had one chance to unite and cast them out.
I was there the day the strength of anons failed.
*Hiroyuki gazes into the board, its dark whispering in his mind, telling him 4chan is nothing without /pol/*

The time of anons has ended, now is the age of the phoneposters.

>> No.10641613

>holds 3 cups in right hand
>Only 2 contain liquid
what a poser

>> No.10641618

>two big knife blocks full with knives
How many knives does that guy have?

>> No.10641619

Yeah I know right.
Dude should just kill himself and save the embarrassment of only hold 2 cups of liquid.

>> No.10641629

Fucking kill yourself. God damn.

>> No.10641660

Is the ham slicer knife the indian chef knife? I always see them use those.

>> No.10641667

>America in 2018

>> No.10641673

Needs more Jack

>> No.10641679

I cant watch because of his nails

>> No.10641706

Looks like a Yellow Goatse

>> No.10641707

>wanting /pol/ shut down
moot actually did that for a short while. Instead of getting jobs and girlfriends the /pol/acks went to other boards. Many of them stayed there too to varying degrees. That's some of what you're still seeing now.
I think /lit/ took the brunt of it back then.

>> No.10641717

lmfao at all the soigois getting pissed by this
nut up pussi niggas

>> No.10641774

>magically manage to undercook eggs despite them cooking for 3 times as long as they have to
>put into serving bowl
>pour some soy sauce over them
>wala, my epic dish

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All I wish for is a place that's void of political crap, but it seems impossible. Wherever you go it's either left or right dominated with a bunch of angry zealots making sure you don't say anything that could be politically interpreted.

>> No.10641878

nope, actually i find runny whites more repulsive than runny yolks. And I like runny yolks, but runny doesn't mean cooked for literally 1 second to the point where you might as well be cracking a raw egg directly into your subhuman chinaman mouth

>> No.10641899

they seem to have infected the janitors/mods too. if someone posts a bunch of unironic out of context racist shit, and someone replies to that guy telling them to fuck off, the second guys post will get deleted. it seems especially bad lately, and i'm sure this post will get deleted too.

>> No.10641931

>clapping while she is crying
kek autism

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>doesn't blow up
Watched the whole thing for nothing.

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Oh boy, another round of Redditors having a "fit" over the webm because it's what all the cool kids are doing. Just like every other time this shit is posted.

>> No.10641990

>cooking 3 time longer
it clearly says turn the heat off before putting in the eggs.

>> No.10641995


oh dear god what the fuck is that thing? Eel skinned alive?

>> No.10642001

>muh redditors
Christ faggot, nobody cares anymore. You're like sjws calling everything racist, thinking people keep caring.

>> No.10642013

Pol was created as a containment board, moot originally shut down /news/ because it was the original /pol/ but all the /news/men migrated and shat up other boards so then he made /pol/ but then some chick who people thought he was dating because of one fb pic started dating another dude, all of /pol/ called moot a cuck for months, moot lost his shit and went nuclear on /pol/ with a bunch of entirely rightful trolling, /pol/ spread, moot sold 4chan to Hiroshima Nagasaki

>> No.10642022

I care.

>> No.10642023

Just calling out cancer when I see it buddyo

>> No.10642034

Pretty sure they're all /r9k/. Sad suicidal '>tfw no gf' posters that get reminded of their last day at school.

>> No.10642089

The entire mod team is literally (I'm not using this term figuratively, I mean literally as in the dictionary definition of literally) made up of R*bbit moderation rejects, who then hired their friends one after the other.
Any claim that the mods are "infected" by 4chan is inane garbage, considering they're all as far as you can get from understanding site culture as you can get.

They've been on a years long quest of banning everything that makes a board unique and sanitizing it to whatever standard Hiroshima gave them so that he can sell more advertising space.
Every fucking month you hear about another board losing a kind of thread that they've had for years, because suddenly some fucking faggot from the mod team who never visited that board in their life suddenly decides they don't like it.

/a/'s sadpanda, monstergirl and VN threads, /mlp/'s anonfilly, /ck/'s alcohol, /tv/'s sneed, and who knows what else will end up huring the precious fweewies of another fragile mod's sensibilities.

4chan has been dying of cancer from its birth, but now even the antibodies are contributing to its death.

>> No.10642122

wew lad

>> No.10642645

How does he slice the onions so fast without cutting his fingers?

>> No.10642666

that file name lol

>> No.10642669

Sneed threads are a stain on tv

>> No.10642831

Gotta agree with you. The alcohol crap on this board was total shit. Everyone stayed in their own threads and didnt bother the 12 other fast food threads that are still up right now. The mod on /ck/ is a giant faggot

>> No.10642885

Shout out to the Oklahoma Joe Highland grill.

They're pretty ok. Legs can get wobbly, but the steel is fairly thick and it has plenty of cooking space.

>> No.10642919

You have a point. I contribute a fair amount of cooking shit to this board but in a clearly /pol/ thread or one that degenerates into it, I sometimes join in and have copped banz for it whereas even more egregious unironic shit stays up.

>wake up in the morning wondering if you were banned or not and post a short on-topic cooking/food reply in a thread just to see.

>> No.10642975

it's ridiculous, there are threads up right now that are full of replies to deleted posts and they're all just like
>fuck off nigger
>something something soy
>implying spics are people
these people are either being bullied too much or not enough

i don't understand, it seems like you agree with me but kick things off with "Bull-fucking-shit" which may be the most agonizing shoehorned contraction i've ever seen. just awful.

>> No.10642976

The janitors on this board are straight up trash. How do you even file a complaint against one? I've never had to before

>> No.10642992

You can't and also there's no point. Having to mod or jani a shithole like this is more suffering than we can inflict, anon. Trust me, I was a mod on a pretty big imageboard.

>> No.10642998

in b4 this post gets deleted by a fifteen year old participant in no less than three white supremacist discords

>> No.10642999

Then I'm done coming to this board

>> No.10643005

Ok, see you tomorrow

>> No.10643006

>this board
I'm done with 4chan entirely. The decline in the past few years is staggering.

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>> No.10643177

get the fuck out of my board faggotard shill

>> No.10643219

Calm down, Mr. Weber, your grills are ok, too, if a bit overpriced.

I like the LX series, and the Spirit 2 is ok, too, though having the folding shelf opposite the wheel makes them hard to move around.

>> No.10643243

I'm gonna do this next days off.

>> No.10643259

>i am a monument to all your sins

>> No.10643344

I wonder how it must feel to birth something like that. Knowing it came from your loins.

>> No.10643400

the spirit ii is so fucking ugly.

>> No.10643423

alright i need the link

>> No.10643636

found the fucking redditor

>> No.10643668

aka 2018 /ck/

>> No.10643715

just a little pepper to cleanse the eyes

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>> No.10643746

which jack video is this i can't find it

>> No.10643747

God I wish that was me

>> No.10643750

Garbage stew

>> No.10643778

Yeah, you can see the black things so it's doesn't slide.

>> No.10643789

IF you scolded that retard you would be told something like "oh he doesnt know what hes doing" but look at him. He stands there and looks, raises his hands, thinks about it for a second and then does it. He knew what he was doing.
Also, abort all retards

>> No.10643793

>croast first, believe me

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Good job not understanding how mental issues work. Being "retarded" doesn't mean you don't know what you're doing. One of the more common symptoms of mental illness is the inability to understand consequences or differentiate right from wrong.
This is the kind of kid who sees people laughing at a clown getting hit in the face with a pie and so makes the connection that it's always funny.
Basically shut your stupid mouth because you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

>> No.10643828

>that dribble at then end
i can only get so hard

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>> No.10643848

>defending retards who should have been medical grade waste

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Please point out where I defend the retard? All I did was correct the retard in this thread and correctly explain the behavior in the video.

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>> No.10643905

Gumball parodied How To Basic?

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you okay bruh?

>> No.10643916

underrated post

>> No.10643924

That's not autism. That's just retarded.

>> No.10643925

dude, wtf is that even supposed to be?

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Don't you ever dare reply to me again.

>> No.10643928

why does he salt it after its cooked? does he salt it beforehand like a normal chef? It looks unseasoned.
do people really pay for his shit ass food?
also notice how close he cuts to the toothpick flag, he obviously doesnt have any real kitchen experience

>> No.10643934

I want to break his legs and bust his jaw.
He is hard to look at.

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>> No.10643940

>do americans really eat this?
Every single thread.

>> No.10643949

Americans do a lot of dumb shit, so it's to be expected that something retarded is normal.

>> No.10643957

A lot of people top roasted meats with a finishing salt that isn't very salty, but adds a little extra texture to crust. Some people top desserts (especially chocolate or caramel ones) with it as well.

In his case, he became a meme because of the silly flourishes he adds to his cooking process, so it makes sense that he would do the salt thing in every video he makes.

>> No.10643959

Dis is b,8.

>> No.10643963

How do Japs cook in nonstick pans on such high heat?

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>> No.10643979

that guy looks like my fiancee's stepfather

>> No.10643985

based elbow salt man

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I just....
I seriously can't even deal with this site anymore.
Yeah it's the cutting to the flag that's the problem.
Not melting American cheese into a decent cut of meat that's the problem.
A big part of me wants to think you're joking. But Poe's law is fully in effect here.

>pic related, rabbits aren't food

>> No.10643999

You literally make charcoal the same way; you restrict oxygen from what you are trying to char and expose it to extreme heat until it's carbonized.

>> No.10644003

it's clearly not garbage stew i've watched garbage stew a ridiculous amount of times

>> No.10644008

>not posting the version with sound

>> No.10644018

of course there is so much more wrong with the dish than the cut, but who hasnt seen that webm atleast 3 times.
I still dont understand how people justify paying for his food

>> No.10644028

/ck/ is a sound free board new friend

>> No.10644054

People who don't actually know much about food/cooking fall for the "showmanship" and thinks he's acting like a fancy chef.

>> No.10644063

fair enough, I've always been amazed at the lack of palette held by the average person. I guess if you cant tell the difference between a good piece of meat and a fried shoe then you might as well pay for the show

>> No.10644078

>Good job not understanding how mental issues work. Being "retarded" doesn't mean you don't know what you're doing.

What? That is exactly the same that that post said. Down to the point that a lot of people have that "oh he doesnt know what hes doing" mindset.

>Basically shut your stupid mouth because you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

Pretty tough words dude, but maybe try reading twice next time.

>> No.10644096
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>> No.10644102

Lovely trips. And you reminded me of that Japanese charcoal docu.
I like the bell-like ringing of the coals when they knock together.

>> No.10644113

>the shartcarts have their own elevator
mind fucking blown

>> No.10644114
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>> No.10644146

Always wondered where eggs came from

>> No.10644163

I had also forgot about the sound issues in that video.
Goddamn it.

Is that a ceramic peeler?

>> No.10644169

You almost got me with ARTICHOKES, but when I read it again I realized you spelled it CRAFT. Nice bait, bb

>> No.10644172

dunno but one is too many

>> No.10644175

Did she died

>> No.10644187

fug :DDD

>> No.10644200

>cajun roux.webm
>"AIEEE" apron (what French people say instead of Ouch)
Louisiana Chad confirmed

>> No.10644201


He can't do fucking anything right jesus. Except probably make decent money off youtube

>> No.10644210

>writing etiquette
Retard detected

>> No.10644216

>All I wish for is a place that's void of political crap
Everything is political, there's no way to escape it. What you're really looking for is an echo chamber (aka a community) where you're surrounded by people who look, act, and believe like you, so there's no reason to argue or even talk about it. Unironically try rural communities and church

>> No.10644221

t. Redditor

>> No.10644226

How does she get out from behind all those noodles

>> No.10644227

Iranian Lady Gaga is my favorite

>> No.10644230

>implying she's allowed to leave

>> No.10644236

>when you lovingly stroke your pickle with a razor

>> No.10644242

I assume he wanted to dry the skin out for a crispier roast chicken.

>> No.10644244

It's called a hairdryer not a skindryer

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>> No.10644261
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>rabbits aren't food
If you want to keep one as a pet that's fine. Just don't be offended when I eat a wild one. If I could figure out a way to domesticate a squirrel I probably would, but that wouldn't stop be from eating the wild ones.

Getting personally attached to something and losing touch with the fact that everything is part of that chain of life makes you an idiot. You know how many rabbits get culled harvesting the grains for your diet? Death is sadly a part of death. That doesn't mean you can't love a thing, but don't pretend that because your pet acts cute that it can't be food or that they don't die en masse during grain harvests. A quick shotgun blast is merciful compared to whatever else end happens in the woods and at least he'll feed someone.

>> No.10644263

hehe yea fuckin whities

>> No.10644275
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your post proves how easy it is to bait here.
Welp, that concludes my time in the butthurt box.
See you gents later, brb eating steak.

>> No.10644282

This is true

>> No.10644295

BBQ rabbit on a stick is delicious.

>> No.10644313

For a total nutcase, She had beautiful smile

>> No.10644324
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>For a total nutcase, She had beautiful smile
Really makes you think

>> No.10644342

do the japanese really...

>> No.10644350
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4chan mods have absolutely no understanding of "board culture" and it's hurting every single board I frequent.
Why the fuck can't /v/ have their LOL threads for example? What could those possibly have been hurting?
If someone doesn't like the al/ck/ threads they're very easy to hide specifically because it's all kept in ONE thread. It's good for the alkies and it's good for the rest of us.
And meanwhile there's a goddamn dozen of threads about a goddamn dozen of different, slightly so, burger chains. I don't hate those either but it really puts on display the utter hypocrisy involved in moderation here.
I seriously thought about applying as a janitor last time they had open applications, but when I read up on it it was obvious you can't make any fucking difference as a janny anyway. All they can do is report stuff they don't like. I could do that already if I thought the board needed MORE deletion, which I don't.

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>> No.10644363

>i don't understand, it seems like you agree with me
Your claim was that the mod team was getting worse because they weren't banning racist posts, but they were banning people complaining about them (alledgedly)

I said that's bullshit because that kind of behaviour would be actually good, since banning cringeworthy r*dditors who shit up threads with whiny "wtf dont be racist" posts clearly don't belong here.
But in the current climate, I'm much more inclined to believe a mod would ban the racist poster, because not even the mods belong here now.

>> No.10644365

>posting cartoons and defending tardos
You're on the spectrum, aren't ya anon?

>> No.10644376

looks like she was refilling a candle with oil and it went off, lady probably died

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>> No.10644387

reminder its so bloated because it has been dead for like a week

>> No.10644391
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Who would win the war between these two forts?

>> No.10644395

How does he get out without slipping on all the peels?

>> No.10644399
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cant stand this salt fag

>> No.10644405


>> No.10644407

That larping didn't go unappreciated. Is there more?

>> No.10644409

>Death is sadly a part of death

>> No.10644410

>tfw you know jack just by his rings

>> No.10644459

A light afternoon appetizer, before the full lunch.

>> No.10644462

Trick question, he doesn't get out, he slips out

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>> No.10644570

Did you notice he cut himself on the hand that was holding the knife? that's talent that.

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>> No.10644581

The amount of wrong answers makes me more nervous than anything.

The waiter tries refilling fuel to something that's near something burning or at least glowing hot. the flame leaps along the pour into the bottle, inside which it forms overpressure, turning the bottle into a flamethrower.

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>> No.10644601

One cup is left out of rotation, for more efficient cooling, all the cups are in use. You are an unobservant retard.

>> No.10644609

Too much heat. Like a lot too much.

>> No.10644610

Go to bed dad.

>> No.10644621

Eel goby. not skinned, just ugly.

>> No.10644769

what? context?

>> No.10644803

It's alcohol and the girls survived. I saw some before/after pics but I can't find them again. She was prettier before her face melted.

>> No.10644874

China happened. They really like to innovate in new ways to kill themselves/others.

>> No.10644894

So what do they think is going to happen? He obviously doesn't give a fuck about their propaganda.

>> No.10644910


>> No.10644921

Yeah, but construction quality feels higher than the Spirit 1, parts are heavier and such.

My store is selling the shit out of the brown ones for some reason.

>> No.10644928


nice try satan

>> No.10644929
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reminds me of the parents from spirited away when they enter the ghost town

>> No.10644935

Yeah, I'm just gonna come out and say it. Sauce?

>> No.10644970

The dumbest part was it was a small business whose whole thing was based around using local, sustainable meat. But I guess bigger companies have lawyers.

>> No.10644976

Yes, as much as you can eat. Hawhaw.
It's from the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.

>> No.10645014

how does break the eggs without cutting all the cake?

>> No.10645031

I knew that. I meant "who's the girl" but I've worked that out by now.

>> No.10645038


>> No.10645073

Jack is so fucking incompetent he can't even eat a slice of pizza properly

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>> No.10645082

why do you fark tards post the same shit everyday its like you are too fuck lazy to make something new

>> No.10645088

almazan seems like the last guy you would expect to eat a steak medium/medium-well

>> No.10645091

>just a little pepper to cleanse the eyes
>and just a little napalm to cleanse Palestine

>> No.10645094

>expecting OC on nu-4chan

>> No.10645105

So what have you made recently?

>> No.10645124

Fucking faggot.

>> No.10645147

I don't know what's up with all those slow lingering shots; the steak looks like shit.

>> No.10645218
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>> No.10645245

is this the official method or is it a cooking hack?

>> No.10645279
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>> No.10645296

refilling korean bbq oil or some shit, fire got into the flask and fucking ejected the rest of it over the poor lass

>> No.10645300

>At least I still have the constitu-

>> No.10645309
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I want to slaughter these people.

>> No.10645312

Isn't a candy pizza just a shitty pie?

>> No.10645313
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It's a pretty common way of doing it. You can use a shredder if you have one with fairly big holes.

>> No.10645317

that's how you are supposed to make it

>> No.10645346

daddy's favorite

>> No.10645351

is that pork?

>> No.10645382
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I use one of these.

>> No.10645397

it's a salmon slicer but lately it's been also used to cut parma ham or serrano

>> No.10645423

I don't know whether to be awed or disgusted now...

>> No.10645445

>tfw it's Ramadan and I'm here watching food webms

>> No.10645456

Why would god give a flying fuck when and what you eat?

>> No.10645461
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That's how people's grannies are doing it. Using a contraption like >>10645382 is a big no-no among the purists. I personally don't like the presses because the dough is really sticky and they are a bitch to clean.

>> No.10645466

Nobody forces you, dumbass.

>> No.10645469
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>> No.10645470

No it isn't.

>> No.10645471

>flying fuck
they actually gave two flying fucks
one in each tower

>> No.10645476

But it's dumb. Why would an all-powerful being care about this?

>> No.10645480

>0.2seconds later

>> No.10645534
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*destroys your argument*

>> No.10645544

>knife is a unitakser
youre a fucking retard who kill himself by cutting your throat with that supposed unitasker

>> No.10645548

A knife can only cut things

>> No.10645560

i can crush garlic with the flat side

>> No.10645572

Can >>10645382 this tool aswell.

>> No.10645583

oh my god
are you the same nigger from the molly falafal thread?

>> No.10645592

It's small enough that I don't mind it only does one thing.

>> No.10646239

hey reddit

>> No.10646340

Who the fuck is this autistic retard
>dont at me broseph

>> No.10646387

Nice bait gommunist
>evrything bolitical
>even soup

>> No.10646393

I'm laughing so hard but you're serious
Rewatch the webm

>> No.10646482


>> No.10646493

Because their religion treats its members like children instead of thinking humans. Pray 5 times a day instead of learning why god is good, etc.
They have good barbecue though and I love doner kebab

>> No.10646573

Yes it is, la mordida

Although the webm is from indonesia

>> No.10646851
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Of course.

>> No.10646956

This is still the most confusing Ja/ck/ clip. I can understand bad knife or cooking skills but this is just retardation. He obviously must understand what's going to happen but he still doe it. Why?

>> No.10647016

yeah, but where else to go? I temporarily left with an exodus a few years back, but everything that spawned from that is either worse or dead now. It started good, but then it became a refuge for all the mentally deficients who got banned from 4chan. The janitors here literally sweeped all the garbage straight in there.

>> No.10647023
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Who knows.

>> No.10647036
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There's absolutely retarded, and then there's this..

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