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Post only the best webm you have.

>> No.10644303

Damn that's a fascinating webm, but it does make me wonder about access in/out of that egg vending construction

>> No.10644345

>>10644303
Pajeet cannot leave until the eggs are gone. He must cook and cook before he can visit the designated shitting street and find relase.

>> No.10644438
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>>10644293

>> No.10644445

>>10644438
>PG-13 cartel torture.webm

>> No.10644446

sorry OP but I only have web matrix files in my folder

>> No.10644460

why does that lazy sack of shit janitor refuse to clean this board up?

>> No.10644495

>>10644460
he should start by banning you so we don't have to be subjected to your unrelenting faggotry anymore

>> No.10644535

>>10644495
*snap*

>> No.10645374

>>10644460
/ck/ is a pit stop and rest area for neets that just want to have fun after hours of shitposting.

>> No.10645380

>>10644535
too afraid to actually post the image? bitch ass.

>> No.10645429

>>10644293
I could watch this a milion times

>> No.10645468

>>10644303
he doesn't want to leave

>> No.10645598

>>10644293
two question;
>1 how does he get out without breaking any eggs?
>2 has anyone made a surlyeggman sammich?

>> No.10645607

>>10645429
same
what an economical meal, too

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>> No.10645711

>>10645598
I've made it. It tastes...exactly how you imagine it to taste. Like fuckin eggs and onions and white bread.

>> No.10645737

>>10645598
>>2 has anyone made a surlyeggman sammich?
It's a fucking cooking board. I seriously hope most of us have had a fried egg and a slice of bread.

>> No.10645753
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>> No.10645756

>>10645737
i think they mean with his magic wiping, grilled cheese-ish method.

I have made such a sandwich, but I have never worn a wife beater.

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>>10644293
Saying something people always say to this commonly posted media, because even though it's ridiculously stale and not remotely funny anymore, it gives me the feeling I belong to an inside joke and that makes makes me feel less lonely.

>> No.10646304

>>10646289
that monkey is making fun of black people.

>> No.10646334
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>>10646304
It's angry with them for appropriating its culture.

>> No.10646374

>>10646334
I'd argue it is a shared culture, but I have never seen a monkey gold plate an actual chain and try to wear it as jewelry. I have also never seen a black correctly use tools.

>> No.10646414

>>10646289
>it's ridiculously stale and not remotely funny anymore
That's where you're wrong, fucko.

Surly King of the Egg Fort will never die. /tv/ has Baneposting, /ck/ has Eggposting.

>> No.10646447

>>10646414
he is very likely years dead by now seeing as he is only 11 in that pic.

>> No.10646463

>>10646414
/ck/ isn't as autistic as /tv/
it's already nearly dead except for a few stubborn anons who believe it matters somehow.

>> No.10646465

>>10645711
Isn't there also some parsley(?) or maybe some chopped green peppers he ads?

>> No.10646710

>>10644345
Designated...?

>> No.10646734

this is so retarded. egg memes are forced by a few anons or one, who knows. making this response is probably b8 and the retards that force the meme laugh at any posts regarding this stupid shit. even al/ck fags are more creative than this.

>> No.10646752

>>10646710
yup. they have to change streets when the shitting starts blocking traffic.

>> No.10646763

>>10646734
your post added so much that I wish there was a trophy for best post ever... so I could hit you in the fucking mouth with it.

>> No.10646775

>>10644293

how does he get out? can he crawl out under the eggs?

>> No.10646779

>>10644438
>gets egged hard
>still tries to cut the cake
literally based. Fuck those subhumans

>> No.10646805

>>10644438
If I was that kid I'd be so mad I was a Mexican.

>> No.10646815

>>10646763
shut the fuck up, you're probably behind the dumb forced meme, goes to show how dead /ck/ really is.
>eggs
eggs

but how
does he get out

(you)

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>>10644293
This delicacy is the speciality of my hometown here in mexico

>> No.10648025

>>10647943
>that last little extra squirt of mustard

>> No.10648246
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>> No.10648251

>>10647943
...welp, guess you cant expect much from a 3rd world """"delicacy""""

>> No.10648259

>>10648246
Just looking at this makes me feel full

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>> No.10648271

>>10645753
gooks. i found a lil toad today when i was clearing some shit, and i picked the lil guy up and moved him out back to the woods.
wtf is wrong with these people?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWKOUxF-Dso

>> No.10648282

>>10646710
It's remarkable how the slower boards are their own little insular subcultures.

>> No.10648283

>>10644438
what the fuck?

>> No.10648295

>>10648283

It's just a prank bro

haha

>> No.10648299

>>10644438
this is INDONESIA. It is their custom to pull "pranks" on your birthday.

it is NOT MEXICO or SOUTH AMERICA

>> No.10648308

>>10648299
might as well be.

Do the prostitutes cost that much different?

>> No.10648317

>>10648308
they're probably cheaper in indonesia

>> No.10648345

>>10645753
I don't understand how an entire race of people can lack so much empathy. Is it genetic?

>> No.10648372

>>10648271
It's dead. The nervous system is disconnected and the cardiovascular system (along with the rest of the guts) is gone. Amphibians are weird. So are people who would want to eat this shit raw, I'll stick to frog's legs that only start kicking when I put salt on them after butchering.

>> No.10648378

>tfw king

>> No.10648391

>>10648372
Did you watch the entire WEBM? That thing is definitely not dead

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>> No.10648395

>>10648246
Thanks for including paper fiber in that meat sandwich...

>> No.10648421

>>10646805
>Indonesian.

>> No.10648436

>>10648270
Average american breakfast.

>> No.10648440

>>10648393
Is that cheese pizza?

>> No.10648454

>>10648299
>>10646805
>>10644445
It is a mexican tradition also to slam face into cake. It's 'la mordida'

>> No.10648466

>>10648421
>who cares?

>> No.10648481

>>10644445
OhYou.jpg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooizM4P27lA

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>>10644293
WTF only ONE EGG!?

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>>10648270
wow wtf, doesn't he know the eggs in that have high cholesterol and will kill him?

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>>10648555

>> No.10648585

>>10648520
Is that what it's like to be a basic white girl?

>> No.10648590

>>10648527
>>10648531
looks delicious :^)

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>> No.10648607

>>10648509
>Le Whimsical

>> No.10648614

>>10648544
blood sausage?

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>>10648630
>pour a ton of oil into the pan
>pour 4/5 of it back out

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>> No.10648754

>>10648579
quick rundown?
wasnt she passed out drunk

>> No.10648795

>>10648555

You do not place an order with Paco. Paco looks at you and gives you as many eggs as he thinks you can appreciate.

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>> No.10648858

>>10648616
Fucking gross man, why I don't just make a Bloody Mary with a fucking grilled cheese on top

>> No.10648863

>>10648645
I'm not sure you're in a position to question his methods. He's got an omelette you show for it. How about you?
For the record though; he's seasoning the pan so the egg doesn't cling. Notice him applying oil to the walls of the pan?

>> No.10648870 [DELETED] 

>>10648621
>>10648270
>>10648527
>>10648531
>>10648602
>>10648616
>>10648648

Why the fuck do wypipo have to be so fucking weird?!

>> No.10648878

>>10648262
do americans really eat this?

>> No.10648943

>>10648527
now you can drink your piss, with piss!

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>>10644438

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>>10644293
its not my best, but top 8

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>>10648870
>wypipo

wut

>> No.10649006

>>10648957
Why are swans and geese so much meaner than other ducks? You never hear of someone getting attacked by a mallard.

>> No.10649013

>>10649006
>ducks

>> No.10649017

>>10648998
I speak jive. Let me translate for you.

Why is it that caucasians do things that I cannot understand due to my overall low intellect and sickle cells?

>> No.10649033

>>10649017
Shut up, momma, I dug his rap.

>> No.10649038

>>10648509
why did they make a squished fucked up red velvet cake in a haunted house or whatever? is this supposed to be a joke?

>> No.10649054

>>10648271
pajeets would kill you for eating beef, what do you feel about that

>> No.10649057

>>10648262
slanderous

>> No.10649072

>>10649054
i feel giddy. those retards cannot even talk my grandma out of her credit card information.

>> No.10649075

>>10648514
lord

>> No.10649077

>>10648637
i hate this so much

>> No.10649089

>>10648299

based culture celebrating the prank that is being brought into existence, truly this is a beautiful ceremony.

>> No.10649098

>>10648630
world's wildest french omelette

>> No.10649415

>>10648637
>Make delicious crunchy crispy breaded fried chicken
>Get it all soggy by soaking it in tomato sauce and slathing mozzarelly all over it

Goddamn Murricans

>> No.10649423

>>10648630
Watch the original on youtube, it's great. The only egg video on youtube that is genuinely at eye level with Jacques Pepin's omelette vids.

>> No.10649428

>>10648520
Why do bitches love avocado so much? It's okay, but she acts like it's god's holy shit.

>> No.10649434

>>10648652
She stole that from Jackass.

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>> No.10649531

>>10648509
"Where's the flour hon?"
"Oh, third index card down, 2 from the right."

>> No.10649588

>>10647943
Oh boy, another "Mexican piles way too much shit into a small container" webm

>> No.10649637

>>10649415
Not a murrican but I fucking love the texture contrast when you have partially crispy chicken and part of it is soggy from sauce.
Just drowning the whole thing is a waste though

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>> No.10649663

>>10649415
>fried cutlet with sauce
>american
Behold, obsession.

>> No.10649676

>>10646289
I don't like this ape, charlie. Its smug aura mocks me.

>> No.10649797

>>10648345
Generational.
Sociopath parents that never seem satisfied breed either rebels, or sociopathic drones.

>> No.10649817

>>10649659
Why a grill? There is literally no reason to use a grill for this. An oven would be just as good, if not better, and more easy to use for this recipe. It's a shitty fucking recipe anyway but still.

>> No.10649873

>>10648262
>what did you make
kek

>> No.10650040

>>10648648
why?

>> No.10650080

>>10648582
... wtf
I felt like I have seen something I wasn't suppose to

>> No.10650088

>>10648391
did you read his entire post?

>> No.10650281

>>10648548
Why to hell do all Koreans look identical. They even have the same personalities. They are like fucking clones.

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>>10649006
Ducks just aren't violent without a good reason. And that good reason is always rape.

That's probably why they're the tastiest of the flat beaked.

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My OC from a couple weeks ago.

>> No.10651005

>>10648637
Baking it in the sauce was a retarded mistake. The mozzarella is a bit gratuitous.

>> No.10651161

>>10648454
It fucking isn't mate im a mexicunt and never seen this this is next level abuse they should just get killed by the cartels

>> No.10651214

>>10651161
its Indonesian

>> No.10651236

>>10651214
brown is brown.

>> No.10651521

>>10650908
>that good reason is always rape.
judging from the webm they are very incompetent rapists, even if the female is as obviously willing as here
>half her assailants fuck off midgame, the other take a break
> be female, waddle after them h-hey guys dont tell me you're done raping already :-(

>> No.10651523

>>10650982
Your camera work is shit and those steaks look like shit and you should feel like shit for this.

>> No.10651570

>>10645753
>people actually get mad about this
why? a few years ago everyone was laughing about shoveldog and betting on chinese animal fights, but now you get triggered by a simple meal. has this place just desensitized me or are you all just faggots?

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8)

>> No.10651591

>>10644293
Is that gutter oil he's using in that pan?

>> No.10651592
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>>10648246
I was on board until about 20s everything after that made me feel nauseous

>> No.10651595

>>10648544
something tells me the caloric value of a bug burger is not equal to the calories spent swinging a heavy pan around for several hours to make it

>> No.10651607

>>10648643
NO

FUCKING
NO

>> No.10651612

>>10651595
You'd be mistaken. That's why diet is so important for weight loss. It takes a disproportionately high amount of work to "exercise away" calories.

>> No.10651621

>>10648945
I did this to my little brother before.

It's pretty funny but everyone gets mad.

>> No.10651624

>>10651607
It's actually really good anon, best way to make a sierra leone steak

>> No.10651625

>>10649428
Most of these girls follow shitty fad diets and yoyo shit constantly, especially on the west coast so they can maintain the year-round beach bod. My hat off to them on the pursuit of health, but they often cut out almost all animal fat but think Avocado is "healthy" and since it is a "vegetable" it can't have fat in it in their minds. So they chowdown on one as a treat and their fat starved brain flushes their system with dopamine because Avocados are full of fat.

>> No.10651627

>>10649659
>>10649817
OR YOU COULD JUST MAKE SOME NORMAL FUCKING BAKED POTATOES AND PUT THAT GARBAGE ON TOP

FUCK I HATE THIS

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>>10651625

>> No.10651632

>>10651236
please return to your containment board >>>/pol/

>> No.10651633

>>10651595
>>10651612
Also do you see that bug cloud in the background when he is cooking? It probably takes 4 or 5 swings until you got enough stuck in the bottom of the pan, they coat the pans in a sticky edible resin to make sure the bugs stick too.

>> No.10651634

>>10651632
pajeet pls

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>>10651641

>> No.10651655

>>10650281
You're just not used to growing up around them and being able to differentiate their individual physical qualities. I've talked to some that think white people all look the same too.

>> No.10651657

>>10651648
Ingrate.

>> No.10651662

>>10648509
what a wanky abomination. i watched the entire thing expecting some indication of satire

>> No.10651663

>>10651628
Hey man, if you have ever been low on a certain macronutrient or vitamin, especially after a workout, and then sat down to eat something with a decent amount of that nutrient in it, trust me, it will taste so much better than it has any right to normally. If you are keeping to a low fat diet and working out to maintain body image in what is a rather cut throat world of being a young woman in that culture, an avocado would taste like Chad Thundercock McZeusborn cumming on your tongue.

>> No.10651669

>>10651655
not as much tho.....

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>>10651657

>> No.10651786

>>10648509
>2 cups beets
dropped
stars for the original webm tho, haven't seen it before

>> No.10651792

>>10649075
this

>> No.10651825

>>10648831
best webm in this thread. 10/japan for the panko

>> No.10651834

>>10649006
I'm sure it's entirely for socio-economic reasons.

>> No.10651852

>>10651679
oly ell what e fuck is taht

>> No.10651861

>>10651679
My dog eats treats like that.

>> No.10651890

>>10648520
>0:02
>avocado burger
>99% avocado
>1% spinach

>> No.10651908

>>10648531
>cutting it horizontally

>> No.10652151

>>10648945
This is so sad.

>> No.10652160

>>10651648
Based frogger don't need no handouts.

>> No.10652231

>>10648345
You should you lack empathy for an entire race of people.

>> No.10652242

>>10645598
This is how I learned to make the best eggman sandwiches. Just a few subtle tweaks and a surly disposition.

>> No.10652243

>>10648754
A meme from some thread about what you would do with a drunk/passed out girl in your house.

White knight faggot goes on about how he'd be a gentlemen and insist she eat some eggs before she leaves, people make fun of him and the video pretty summarizes how creepy/spergy he was.

>> No.10652263

>>10645753
Damn, at least kill that little nigga.

>> No.10652265

>>10651523
honestly the steaks look fine to me, camerawork is shit tho.

>> No.10652273

>>10651588
that's not real right?

>> No.10652278
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10652278

>>10652263
>little nigga.

>> No.10652285

>>10652273
if you think that's fake, google gordon ramsey making cocaine

>> No.10652298

>>10652273
it is 100% real although the title is disingenuous because you aren't making anything you are just pulling it out of the plant

>> No.10652309

>>10652298
>the name "make tea" is disingenuous because you aren't making anything you are just pulling it out of the tea leaves

>> No.10652310

>>10652309
exactly

>> No.10652328

>>10652310
>the term " pulling it out of the plant" is disingenuous because you aren't pulling anything you are extracting and crystallizing

>> No.10652361

>>10650281
Plastic surgery

>> No.10652367

>>10648299
indonesia is the mexico of southeast asia
therefore IT IS MEXICO

>> No.10652371

>>10652361
they are also all directly related to the contents of Genghis khan's scrotum.

>> No.10652421

>>10648585
I can guarantee you she is jewish

>> No.10652537

>>10651641
what the hell is going on here?

>> No.10652541

>>10651852
we gotta get that bro what the fuck oh my gawd

>> No.10652683

>>10648295
It's a social experiment.

>> No.10652688

>>10652367
That's the Philippines idiot.

>> No.10652689

>>10648527
>"EVER WANTED TO SWIM IN A POOL OF BEER?"
no

>> No.10652904

>>10652541
Jay what the fuck is dat thing? Jay I think it's hurt bro.

>> No.10653557

>>10648582
Uh don't post that

>> No.10654347
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>> No.10654350

>>10652688
More than just the Philippines bruh

>> No.10654366

Anybody have the webm of the guy eating at 5 guys and GOING HAM on the food and dipping a hotdog in a shake and chugging it

>> No.10654380

>>10654366
you mean that staged scene for attention. I know which one you're thinking of but I never saved that lame-ass webm.

>> No.10654395

>>10654380
Fr*ck you even if it was staged it was breath taking

>> No.10654416

>>10654395
fake isn't breath-taking m8.

>> No.10654421

>>10654416
He ate it for real with no shame

>> No.10654423

>>10654395
>Fr*ck
Whoa, watch your language dude, there's kids around here!

>> No.10654442

>>10654421
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y9sra9ywEJo&feature=youtu.be

>> No.10654460
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10654460

>>10648246

>> No.10654547

>>10654423
H*ck you son of a hoot.

>> No.10655144

>>10652298
you have autism and don't understand how language works xD

>> No.10655472

>>10654350
The catholic religion is the majority, they have spanish names and the language is a mixture between spanish and tagalog. The Philippines were a spanish colony, the only major one in asia, if you are american you should've known that as you took them away from them.

>> No.10655531

>>10651834
underrated /pol/st

>> No.10655856

>>10648520
I love me some avocado but this just seems a bit over the top.

>Avocados have almost 20 essential nutrients
Why not just say "Avocados have 18 essential nutrients"?

>> No.10655870

>>10650908
how is it rape if you have wings and can literally fly away

>> No.10655879

>>10648630
Glorious Nippon omlette folded 10000 times

>> No.10655886

>>10648299
The only difference between Indonesia and Mexico is that Indonesian hookers only pretend to be women.

>> No.10655894

>>10648643
Kind of weird but also looks pretty tasty. I might try that tonight if I can find some decent looking sirloin.

>> No.10655901
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10655901

>>10655870
I like your train of thought.

Your honor, how is it rape if she has legs and can literally run away?

>> No.10655905

>>10644438
Is this some kind fetish , cp or what???

>> No.10655938

>>10645753
>Frog was immobile for a while
>jump to it writhing with not much to make it write
Not sure if it works on frogs, too, but when they put soy sauce on dead octopus, it makes them writhe as well. Frog very well couldve been dead.

>> No.10655939

Does anyone have the honeycomb cutting webm?

>> No.10655945

>>10655939
Yeah.

>> No.10655953

>>10655945
Ok just making sure thanks

>> No.10655966

>>10655945
Post it, please.

>> No.10655977

>>10648246
Is this heart attack gluten-free?

>> No.10655992

>>10648270
That egg jiggle at 0:34 made my peepee hard

>> No.10656002
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10656002

>>10655966
No.

>> No.10656039

>>10648509
Wow, you made the process to make the most basic cake look like a shitty art film. Just make the food, faggot.
>flour inconveniently in antique box
Yeah I'm sure you always keep flour there, hermetically sealed as it is. I hope you had to throw away that historical piece when you found cleaning flour out of it was harder than making some shitty recipe video
>dramatically over pouring the vanilla
Why the fuck is this enticing to anyone? Like when someone jabs the shrimp into the cup of butter on the Red Lobster commercial, it doesn't make the food look good, it just looks the same with more of a mess for you.

Idk why this pissed me off so much, maybe because the end was just a single layer chocolate cake with powdered sugar instead of any type of icing. Seriously didn't need any special effects, just fucking make the food, twat

>> No.10656043

>>10646289
He replies to all the posts first

>> No.10656074

>>10648246
Do citizens of certain country really do this ?

>> No.10656093

>>10648831
Seriously the only good eats here. Potato cakes kill

>> No.10656127

>>10648520
this is more disturbing than >>10648514

>> No.10656133

>>10656127
By what metric?

>> No.10656139

>>10648531
YOU CAN'T EVEN BITE INTO THAT SHIT, COME ON

>> No.10656155

>>10656133
By the metric of me being more disturbed by it?
If you mean why, it's because those people not only CHOOSE to use such a fatty yet flavorless ingredient as their main one, they are so fucking proud of it too. Not to mention chewing the scenery that hard. That kid probably has not much else to feast on.

>> No.10656160

>>10648945
Proof abortion should always be legal and highly recommended.

>> No.10656161

>>10645753
why are asians so barbaric

>> No.10656170

>>10649415
O B S E S S E D

>> No.10656237

>>10651648
kek
utter disrespect

>> No.10656319
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10656319

>>10656170
Americans have the most brilliant comebacks.

>> No.10656321

>>10656319
Euro-peons have... old buildings and a grudge.

>> No.10656329

>>10644293
Eggs? Why?

>> No.10656452

>>10648246
>mashing up french fries and cheese to stuff into already disgustingly fatty sandwich
do italians really do this?

>> No.10656468

>>10648579
it upsets me that the creator forgot a key detail: to use a bowl instead of a plate.

>> No.10656479

>>10656329
For the people.

>> No.10656497

>>10648270
>chicago calls this a pizza

>> No.10656521
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10656521

>>10656321
>a grudge.
America, land of imagination!

>> No.10656524

>>10644293
How do the eggs break without him getting out?

>> No.10656966

>>10648531
how do you spell the sound that the egg makes near the end.

>> No.10656981

>>10654347
You think he said, dat jus muh dik, at first?

>> No.10657235

>>10648536
>filename
I'm pretty sure the mods did that.

>> No.10657390
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10657390

>>10651570

Nu-anon is as fragile as the cucks they claim to despise, more at eleven.

>> No.10657500

>>10651570
original 4chan culture was all about a facade of irony. pretending to laugh at anything transgressive whether it was animal abuse jokes, child abuse jokes, or finding a way to put the word "nigger" into every sentence even though it didn't make any grammatical sense nor was it making any particular point about race. people would expose themselves to the most grotesque imagery and then trip over each other to pretend it was "totally nothing" or that they "fapped" to it, no matter that they had nightmares about it later. that was "oldfag culture"

neo-4chan culture is made of fuckups who got repeatedly banned from every legitimate forum on the internet and they heard this is the new safe space for racist losers who are actually sexually attracted to kids and think that "the shitskins" are why they can't hold down a job. the reason everyone freaks out about people eating live sushi is because these people are showing their sincere emotions. when someone says they think some prepubescent actress is "hot" these days, they mean it sincerely. when people say "the jewish conspiracy is why I'n not a winner" these days, you can pretty much take it at face value. and likewise, when someone posts a decapitated fish flopping around and they cry about it, it's because they've never actually thought about food before.

the original 4chan culture is dead, and if you're still here, you're dead inside

>> No.10657510

>>10657500
Wow, thanks, reddit.

>> No.10657627

>>10656139
Made me laugh

>> No.10658068

>>10648602
Looks like literal shit

>> No.10658113

>>10648831
I like this better when its shaped as balls and with a blob of cheese in the middle.

>> No.10658121

>>10648945
>WANNA SEE ME MAKE THESE CANDLES DISAPPEAR?

>> No.10658126

>>10651834
Top fucking kek

>> No.10658742

>>10650281
Seriously...plastic surgery.
Look up South Korean double jaw surgery.

>> No.10658754

>>10651005
>Baking it in the sauce was a retarded mistake
The whole webm was a retarded mistake

>> No.10658757
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10658800

>>10651890
>avocado burger

>> No.10658812

>>10658757
Adorable when children do this, but when adults do it...what's the word I'm looking for

>> No.10658814

>>10644293
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10658815

>>10651632
Kek, you cu/ck/s are adorable
your board makes me hungry tho

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10658818

>>10658812
Interesting?

>> No.10658822

>>10658818
Yeah, let's go with that.

>> No.10658845
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10658845

>>10658742

>> No.10658885

>>10648831
Alright anons, /doesntcook/ here, what're the 3 things he coats the cakes in at 37? Top looks like flour, left looks like egg yolk to me and right looks like some salt.

I have no clue what I'm looking at and I'm hungry

>> No.10658917

>>10658885
Flour, egg yolk and panko

>> No.10659047
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>> No.10659311

>>10659047

jesus christ.

>> No.10659314
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10659314

>>10659311
Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?

>> No.10659316

>>10658885
same feels, hungry af.

>> No.10659321

>>10644293
I've never seen someone look so confused doing something so well.

>> No.10659516

>>10648514
Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.10659519
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10659519

>EVERY time

>> No.10659525

>>10648536
Euler's cup?

>> No.10659529

>>10649006
It's only because the media preferentially reports what you expect and want to hear, retard. That's how it maintains its userbase.

>> No.10659559

>>10652689
beer is good for your hair anon. try it, silky smooth results guaranteed

>> No.10659576

>>10648582
other guy doesn't have onions. that is why surlyman is the superior egg chef

>> No.10659618

>>10658812
Why are you such a pessimist?
Just let people bake tiny cakes.

>> No.10659620

>>10659525
It's called oiler's cup, idiot, like the Edmonton Oilers

>> No.10659626

>>10659620
shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

>> No.10659818

>>10657500
Nigger

>> No.10659838

>>10648262
Yamasaki truly deserves every fucking slap he gets on every batsu

>> No.10659866

>>10648531
>Unseasoned
>Shitty patty
>Avocado bun cut the wrong way
>Does everything super slow making it look pretentious as fuck
>Meme knife
>Breaks the yolk
This webm never fails to make me angry despite being posted over and over for over a year now

>> No.10659871

>>10659047
>>10659311
It's staged.

>> No.10659872

>>10651521
It's a good demonstration that God not only exists but also has a very absurd sense of humour

>> No.10659908

>>10644438
HowToBasic birthday bash.webm

>> No.10659912
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10659912

>>10659872
>godfags unironically believe this

>> No.10659926

>>10659908
*upvotes*

>> No.10659976

>>10652904
We're seeing some shit we ain't never seen before

>> No.10660054

>>10648602

lol @ the smoke fucking pouring out of the pan

>> No.10660060
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10660060

>>10659872

>> No.10660070

>>10651521
The two multicolored ducks are defending the female from the two ultra horny black ducks. They're not actively trying to rape her, in contrary.

>> No.10660097

>>10657500
dubs of truth right here.
>>10657510
kys faggot

>> No.10660102

>>10655901
Harvey Weinstein already won

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10660198

>>10648531

>> No.10660232
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10660232

>>10659908
>>10660060
>>10660097
>>10660198

>> No.10660254
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10660254

>>10660232
Why don't you show everyone that cringe compilation of yours.

>> No.10660295

>>10644438
Civic nationalism.webm

>> No.10660314

>>10656452
Yeah 56% italian heritage

>> No.10660328
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10660328

>>10648548

>> No.10660342

>>10660254
here you go: https://warosu.org/ck/?task=search2&search_filename=1436725795855.jpg

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10660365

>>10660342
The comments above aren't even in there. What a poser.

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10660373

>>10660365

>> No.10660384

>>10648262
the surly king of the egg fort looks like a hispanic Matsumoto

>> No.10660421

>>10648582
>virgin boiled egg vs chad sandwich

>> No.10660433

>>10644293
sneed!

>> No.10660438

>>10655905
it is now!

>> No.10660439
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10660439

>>10660433
steamed sneeds

>> No.10660442

>>10660373
Better take a selfie.

>> No.10660893
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10660893

>>10660442

>> No.10661038

>>10660893
There is no cringe compilation.

>> No.10661243

>>10658121
Did the candles actually go into her eyes tho

>> No.10661380
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10661380

>>10660328

>> No.10661851

>>10648271
a nigga's gotta eat

>> No.10662158

>>10656452
Italian here, no, we don't do it. It's just a restaurant copying American food style.

>> No.10662186

>>10648345
The most fucked up and oppurtunistic people survived the mao regime.

>> No.10662194

>>10657500
>safe space for racist losers who are actually sexually attracted to kids and think that "the shitskins" are why they can't hold down a job.

Wow man can you add a few more character attacks to generalise everyone who browses 4chan?

>> No.10662338

>>10644293
Shittiest meme since Bane desu senpaitachi

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