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10646216 No.10646216 [Reply] [Original]

What foods will decrease my metabolism?

>> No.10646224

>>10646216
Just eat a LOT of sugar.

>> No.10646225

oh no

>> No.10646236

>>10646216
What kind of burger crunches when you bite into it?

>> No.10646253

>>10646216
Arsenic
Rat poison
Chlorine

>> No.10646255

>>10646216
fried white bread that has been buttered and heavily dusted in icing sugar.

bonus points if you use a dipping sauce.

>> No.10646258

>>10646236
A good one. Looks like you have never in your entire life eaten a good burger. Simply saddening

>> No.10646261

>>10646236
Do you not toast your burger buns? Do you not sear your burgers under the broiler?

>> No.10646611

>>10646216
Lack of exercise.

>> No.10646701

>>10646236
>What is lettuce

>> No.10646935

>>10646236
>t. yurropoor who doesn't know what a good burger is

>> No.10646976

My beaver friend suggests eating a wooden log

>> No.10647102

>>10646216
things that are not amphetamines

>> No.10647123

>>10647102

there we go

Opiates all the way, the only problem is you'll lose the will to eat

>> No.10647135
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10647135

>>10647123
>opiates all the way

>> No.10647146

>>10647135
what?

OP wants to accomplish something stupid with minimal effort. This will only result in stupid answers.

>> No.10647151

>>10647146
this is some pretty pathetic backtracking you've got going on there

>> No.10647170

>>10647151
What?

you're just fuckin stupid

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10647250

>>10646224
>>10646225
>>10646236
>>10646253
>>10646255
>>10646258
>>10646261
>>10646611
>>10646701
>>10646935
>>10646976
>>10647102
>>10647123
>>10647135
>>10647146
>>10647151
>>10647170
Fuck off.
I just wanted to post shrek

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>>10647250
don't tell me where I can and can't shitpost

and go back to your swamp