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Are there any GOOD meals I can have for around 100 calories?

>> No.10667046

>>10667043
semen

>> No.10667054

>>10667043
big broc(oli) cock

>> No.10667057

Attention is low-cal and plenty of whores seem to live on that.

>> No.10667056

>>10667043
is that a girl(boy)?

>> No.10667062
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>>10667043
you can eat a bunch of pic related

>> No.10667064

>>10667062
That’s not very tasty or filling though

>> No.10667079

100 kcal is almost nothing, you do know that, right? That's about 130 g of potatoes or two medium sized apples.

>> No.10667094

>>10667064
>not very tasty
you obviously have not eaten lovage before

>> No.10667113

>>10667094
>tastes like piss and celery
no thanks
taste might be ok if it was just the piss but...

>> No.10667149

>>10667043
Just throw a fuck ton of vegetables into a frying pan and call it a day

>> No.10667152

>>10667113
very good, sir

>> No.10667164
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>>10667149
w/ some lovage, of course

>> No.10667192

It's just me or have others been posting more and more Kelly recently?

>> No.10667805

whats with all the lovage shilling today

>> No.10667814

>>10667164
it's the norks' top herb
it's about to become mainstream after the summit

>> No.10667922

>>10667043
You could have like an oz and a half of jerky.

>> No.10667938

>>10667064
>I want all of X without the consecuences

>> No.10667985

>>10667938
no consequences with lovage, m8

>> No.10668014

>>10667043
i usually just have a cup of broth with whatever herbs/spices i'm feelin that day and a wedge of cheese to snack on. i don't really like sugar so my usual cravings are salty things

it sounds weird but chewing the cheese with hot broth is really nice and even though it's not a lot of 'food' it fills you up for hours

>> No.10668108

Before anyone asks (because I know you will), it's called "ahegao." I just know about this stuff, don't ask why.

>> No.10668120

>>10668108
Never would’ve guessed with it being prominently written on the fucking cup and all

>> No.10668212

>any GOOD meals
>around 100 calories?
no.

>> No.10668225

>>10667043
Baby carrots with hummus. Or, a can of sardines. A bowl of instant oatmeal is also exactly 100 calories, and is probably the best option.

>> No.10668227

>>10667043
i loathe subhumans like this

>> No.10668234

>>10668120
Don't get cheeky, cunt

>> No.10668367

>>10668108
Yeah and it's meant to describe the exact face she(he) is making. Where do you think you are?

>> No.10668387

>>10667043
not really. pretty much just leafy greens.

>> No.10668537

>>10667056
If you have to ask, you already know the answer

>> No.10668553

>>10668367
Ironically enough the character on cup is not making an ahego

>> No.10668557

>>10667043

I see this person posted often and they're cute af but always making this dumb fucking face. Why

>> No.10668595

>>10668557
You haven't seen much then.

>> No.10668613

>>10668557
It’s called ahego or something, cam whores picked up on it from hentai recently

>> No.10668639

>>10668613
That's just sad

>> No.10668656

>>10668557
And yet some retard still fucking asks. I don't know why I even bother helping you ignorant queers.

>> No.10668664

>>10668639
That it took this long for them to do it, or that they’re doing it at all?

>> No.10668670

>>10667043
Slice up a cucumber and put some lime juice on the slices.

>> No.10669574
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>>10668670
I put salt, Tajin, and hot sauce on cukes, as well as jicama, radishes, potato chips (no tajin chips tho)

>> No.10669760

>>10667057
Hand him the non-GMO balm after a burn like that.

>> No.10669763

>>10668537
Nah she's confirmed an actual female

>> No.10670614

>>10667043
thin bagels with cum

>> No.10670648

>>10667043
What a dumb looking bitch you used for your photo, maybe you're just like her.

>> No.10670652

>>10667043

DO NOT POST THIS RAT-FACED-HARLOT ON MY BOARD EVER AGAIN

>> No.10672085

>>10667043
>When you get penetrated because you're a mindless whore

>> No.10672092

>>10667043
Please stop posting this drug addict whore

>> No.10672106

>>10668656

Everyone knows what an ahegao is you dumb fucking idiot

>> No.10672115

>>10667043
Fruits and vegetables are pretty much it
and not even many

1 banana
2 apples
you could probably eat a whole head of iceberg lettuce
or maybe half a cabbage

100cal is nothing
even a typical protein bar is like 230cal

>> No.10672120

>>10670652
fuck off faggot

fuckin trip fag
no real friends

>> No.10672123

>>10668613
>>10668639
/rk9 and /a/ really love that shit

cause they're loser basement dwelling 2d fapping autsits

>> No.10672142

>>10669763
gay

>> No.10672187

>>10667043
semen

>> No.10672194
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>>10672123
watch it

>> No.10672244

>>10672194
Watch this! *unzips dick*

>> No.10672266

>>10667062
DUDE

>> No.10672334

>>10672244
r-rape

>> No.10672346

>>10672244
Wow, so small, reddit

>> No.10672365

>>10667043
my sprem

>> No.10672394

>>10668108
This has to be the most reddit comment I've read in a while.

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10672426

So where do I find this whores lewds?

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10672428

just eat a normal meal but puke it up after

>> No.10672455
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>>10668108
thanks for filling me in

>> No.10673003

>>10667043
is she autistic? where's her upper lip.

gross

>> No.10673310

>>10668225
Best answer ITT

>> No.10673465
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10673465

Vitamin D

>> No.10674136

>>10673003
woah what the fuck, you're right. She has no upper lip.

>> No.10674277

>>10667043
i crush cloves of garlic up and make hot tea out of it with some honey, definitely helps satisfy food craving if you're on a cut

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>>10668108
>I just know about this stuff, don't ask why.

>> No.10675258

>>10667043
What drives a woman to whore herself out like that?
Is the attention some soyboys will give you until they are done jacking off really worth it?
Does it have anything to do with the power of feminism?
Why? Why destroy yourself like that? No self-respecting man is going to marry such a cocksucking whore, and she makes it public, I don't understand. It's an american thing?

>> No.10675276

>>10675258
I'd marry her, but I guess that doesn't disprove your point.

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>>10675276
>I'd marry her
Cuck fetishists need not apply.

>> No.10675415

I know this isnt the place, but seeing as how everyone in here already seems to know, who exactly is in op's photo?

>> No.10675714

>>10675415
Her name is Kelly

>> No.10675725

>>10675258
Money. Usually chicks like that have a link to their patreon where you can send them money for nudes.

This is what tinder culture did to us. Horny retards who don't know how to download porn kept asking them for nudes, they put two and two together, and now you can't even meet women without swiping through 90% e-prostitutes who correctly surmised that men are a steady income stream and they don't even need to expose themselves to STDs to guarantee their financial future

Ever wonder why markets seem unshakeable right now? It's because of e-prostitute tinder money getting dumped in, and a general apathy towards active investing. They just saw the "throw your money in the S&P and forget it's even there" meme, and took it to heart

>> No.10675827

>>10675725
But what will they do when they aren't marketable anymore due to getting old? That's not really planning for the future unless they are making like 6k a month.

>> No.10675831

>>10675827
They marry the richest incel in their audience and the Chads miss out. Sweet victory at the end of a long game.

>> No.10675858

>>10675831
If you consider marrying an e-whore with a cunt so enlarged you could fit a tank into due to recording videos of herself putting lightpost inside her "sweet victory", then I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.10675863

>>10675858
And that's why you'll die alone.

>> No.10675882

>>10675863
And that's why I know you're a woman.
Sorry nobody likes your gaping monster.

>> No.10675905

>>10675882
>look mom I'm trolling 4chan!

>> No.10675913

>>10675905
?
>>>/cgl/
>>>/lolcow/

>> No.10675941

>>10672394
mostly the
>just know about this stuff, don't ask why.
as if people on here aren't fully expected to know about this exact kind of stupid shit

>> No.10675945

Hi Kelly!
Kale chips are pretty nice and easy to make.

>> No.10675957

>>10675882
people who marry former e-whores are also going to die alone with half the money, get real