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10667593 No.10667593 [Reply] [Original]

no frogs or turtles please im still crying from the last webm thread

>> No.10667597
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>> No.10667619
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>> No.10667627

is this a webm thread or just a jack thread?
is there even a difference anymore...?

>> No.10667632
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>> No.10667633

>>10667593
Fuck off with this jack garbage.

>> No.10667636

>>10667597
OH YEAH GET SHWIFTY

>> No.10667642
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>>10667633
as they say in the old country...
shut up ah your face!

>> No.10667643

>>10667632
take the sticker off!

>> No.10667645
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>> No.10667651

Well it's a pretty shit thread so far. Fuck you OP asshole faggot.

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>> No.10667692

>>10667678
GO BACK TO /POL/

>> No.10667705

>>10667678
so that's why they wear the baggy pants...

>> No.10667706
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>> No.10667712

>>10667706
how does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.10667713

>>10667706
>wrong filename
god dammit anon you had one fucking job to do

>> No.10667719

>>10667712
he can't, he has to cook them all before he can leave

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>> No.10667730

>>10667593
>no frogs or turtles please
Are puppies roasted alive allowed? No Chinese cuisine at all?

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>> No.10667733

>>10667593
I made this and about 60 other ja/ck/ webms

I had written an app in c# where you could put in any youtube video link, and the times in the video you wanted a clip of and it'd automatically clip it and save it as webm

sadly, I lost the source code and don't feel like rewriting it

thanks for reading my blog

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>>10667733

>> No.10667737

>>10667720
why are they making him do this?! It's cruel!

>> No.10667746

>>10667736
what in the actual fuck... are you seriously telling me he didn't know you have to apply pressure for that to work?

>> No.10667757

>>10667597
i want to kill his fat child and feed it to him

>> No.10667766

>>10667632
Ugh cutting apples is HaRd

>> No.10667768
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>>10667737
cuz dey feel bad for slavery and shiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet
also check em

>> No.10667769

>>10667632
>left the sticker on
i refuse to believe this isnt for effect

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>>10667632
now i am trigggered

>> No.10667778
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chek these

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>>10667778
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i was so close

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>>10667642
i was expecting(and hoping) he was gonna drop it and spill it all over the pizza

>> No.10667807

>>10667778

F

>> No.10667809

>>10667766
you stole my triple set of dubs asshole!

>> No.10667816

>>10667757
Make sure to undercook it

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ayy gabagool

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I'm just waiting for that one webm at the mexican restaurant with the instant noodles and the Doritos.
I need it for reasons.

>> No.10667907

>>10667706
how do the eggs get in without breaking the duke?

>> No.10667925

>>10667600
Explain.

>> No.10667926

>>10667632
i really think he is fucking stupid

>> No.10667935

>>10667778
man what the hell is this supposed to accomplish? was it too hot for him?

>> No.10667937

>>10667645
Is knife tapping just some tourettes habit that chefs develop that only /ck/ has noticed?

>> No.10667949

>>10667895
impressive, but doesn't look very palatable

>> No.10667960

>>10667791
>>10667809
Jesus Christ, kid. First day off /b/?

>> No.10667962

>>10667937

it's done to re-center the knife in your hand. people who do fuck tons of cutting wind up doing it constantly because they notice they don't cut as well if it's not centered.

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javascript:;

>> No.10668009

>>10667746
he saw on TV it cuts through diamonds with little effort. Obviously this product is full of lies

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>> No.10668128

>>10668119
chinamen are fucked in the head

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>>10668128

>> No.10668180

>>10667746
It's Ja/ck/

>> No.10668266

>>10667593
Who is jack and why does he seem to fail at everything he tries? That bear claw pulled pork .webm was painful.

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>>10668266
We don't cotton to new fags round these parts.

>> No.10668311

>>10668128
What's wrong with what he did? Looked like he cut its head off first

>> No.10668321

>>10668311
yes thats the problem. The turtle should be still alive when it goes to the customer, or else it tastes like shit

>> No.10668357

>>10667597
what the fuck is that

>> No.10668386

>>10668272
based don't cotton poster

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>>10667803
That file name.

>> No.10668750

>>10668119
I just can't watch

>> No.10668761

>>10668119
>unnecessary abuse of a live animal while cooking

I'm going to assume he is some strain of bug-asian

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>> No.10668801

>>10668119
The creek by my house has a rampant turtle population and I've been wondering how to prepare them. Thanks for this.

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>> No.10669312

>>10667778
I looked up the place on google and couldn't find anything.
I'm guessing it's closed now?

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oh goodie, another one of these lame threads, no wonder I gave up long ago. never any OC
>inb4 some faggot says to make some or contribute
I have contributed and made some, only the retarded webms get reposted. it seems it has to be edgy or egg-related to be reposted over and over again. have fun with this thread new-fags.

>> No.10669344

>>10669334
do something about it if you don't like it nigger

>> No.10669351

>>10667733
I hate what you did.

>> No.10669355

>>10669334
I wonder why I find that webm so arousing.

>> No.10669356

>>10668145
>>10668119
Honestly i feel two ways about this, as for survival sense i'd eat a turtle, dog, frog or whatever that keeps me alive. Since we have livestock of chicken or dumb fishes, I do own a turtle, dog and bullfrog as pet and they are somewhat intelligent and while under current situation living in non-poverty life just to eat these "exotic" food kinda goes against my morals right now.

>> No.10669364

>>10669344
I tried. this board is so fucked. used to be a comfy place before all the shitty forced memes, eggs being one. like I said, has to be edgy or egg-related to get a repost. cant simply be a good recipe or regular cooking in the webms. not talking about shitty buzzfeed or tasty videos though.

>> No.10669370

>>10667678
Is that how you make blackened pork ribs?
>rimshot me boys

>> No.10669384

>>10669364
Why would you want to see good recipes or regular cooking in a webm? We already know what they look like. We know how to follow a recipe from text. That's not an appropriate use of the webm format.

>> No.10669394

>>10669384
ain't this /ck/? food and cooking board? fucking dumbfuck. are we supposed to come here to see food and cooking, or to see unrelated non food and cook? or all of you dumb al/ck/'s?

>> No.10669398

>>10669394
You don't seem to be thinking straight. It doesn't have to be a recipe or "good cooking" to be related to food and cooking. The webms in every webm thread are related to food and cooking. Are you sure you're sober yourself?

>> No.10669402

>>10668119
I mean once the head is cut off that's it. If he did everything he did before that I could she why it would be fucked up.

>> No.10669409

>>10667678
Lmao

>> No.10669412

>>10669398
Webm threads are based and full of repeated repost, you new or.....? I know that a lot of the webms are related to food, but not in a normal way. it's all forced memes that got old long ass time ago. I'm sure you're the one forcing memes here thinking you're a legend and funny, it's not.

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>>10669412
I pray to never be as wrong as you were in that post.

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>>10669474
you must be webm boi, obsessed. here, have a better webm than your typical jack post.

>> No.10669498

>>10668119
>faggots bitching about butchering turtles
Why make arbitrarily make distinctions on what animals you eat? You're killing a living creature either way. This pisses me off as much as faggots who are too good to eat certain parts of an animal.

>> No.10669499

>>10669494
my dude it's ok to be who you are but please take it on back to /lgbt/

>> No.10669508

>>10669334
I can't believe the cow didn't lay it's eggs before getting out

>> No.10669523

>>10669334
What the FUCK is that ..

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>>10669499
lmao, you ok m8? seems like you need to go to /b/ and fap to your traps.

>> No.10669541

>>10669494
More like hipsters eating.

>> No.10669547

>>10669541
is this a robot, based af

>> No.10669549 [DELETED] 

>>10669498
>Faggot bitching about faggots bitching about butchering turtles
Why don't you shut the hell up bitch boy, i'll eat whatever part i fucking want and throw the rest to shit poor people like your fuck ass.

>> No.10669554

>>10667645
I occasionally tap my knife if there are bits of stuff stuck to it, ie I cut a tomato, tap, now we move onto the onion, tap, now the papper, these guys don't seem to have that problem.

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>>10669535
Wooow, it's almost as if children don't learn self control when you indulge them in literally everything, including shit like "I want to be a girl now" at age, what was it? Six?
This is a ruined human being. Ruined by his own parents. For money and attention.

>> No.10669567

>>10667678
pantsofholding.webm

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>>10668119
Maybe he was looking for treasure

>> No.10669573

>>10668119
That's not bad at all, he cuts its head off first thing and then just butchers it.

There's an episode of Man Vs. Wild where the guy finds a turtle and shows how you can cook it, and he just picks it up, it pulls its head back into the shell, he stabs into the shell like 6 fucking times with a pocket knife trying to hit its head and then he throws it into a fire when he thinks it's dead. THAT made me uncomfortable when I watched it. It was brutal as fuck.

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>>10667593
How about some crabs?

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>>10669564
after gen z takes over humanity as it is, it's over. they like eating tide pods and over-indulge in social media all for attention. were here or I'm here because social media is a joke to me.

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>>10669582

>> No.10669586

>>10667731
this is fucking raw meat. ffs.

>> No.10669589

>>10669585
>ISIS music playing in the background

>> No.10669601

>>10668761
Turtles die when you cut off their head. Which is the first fucking thing he does.

>> No.10669604

>>10669583
4chan is social media

>> No.10669636

>>10669604
In a different way I guess. just not a bunch of faggots blogging or say they went shopping or are on vacation (which is stupid because you're letting thiefs know no one is home)

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>> No.10669650

>>10667925
I think he's checking how much cheese is on it

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>> No.10669715

>>10667706
egg how into if break without does?

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>>10669174
>you will never get to do ZOOM-tier arts and crafts cooking with your dad

>> No.10669801

>>10669582
Um.. Are the crabs ok

>> No.10669837

>>10669801
yeah, just fine. it's like their version of a spa day.

>> No.10669846

>>10667627
except for the usual eggman cameo, none.

>> No.10669874

>>10667661
What the fuck lol

>> No.10669878

>>10667692
>black person does something bad
>REEEEEEE /POL/!!!!!

>> No.10669902

>>10668272
>acts hostile towards new anons
>posts frogs
The sheer arrogance of invading /r9k/ autists..

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>>10668266
He's a nobody youtuber who got cult status here, because it gave anons who can't cook themselves someone to laugh at.

>> No.10669922

>>10667678
my older cousin used to do this as a teen, a white guy if you believe it or not. he and his friends would wear super tight legging type pants then sweatpants over them. stuffed like 80 dollars worth of meat down there once.

>> No.10669928

>>10667692
>GO BACK TO /POL/

Why?
He's stealing food. This is a food webm thread.

>> No.10669937

>>10669583
im gaggin' all i can see is a pus filled pimple

>> No.10669968

>>10669937

It's a webm, Anon. Not a mirror.

>> No.10669970

>>10667712
epic +1

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>>10669968

>> No.10670059

>>10668119
How inhumane. Wheres his tiny turtle sized bolt gun?

>> No.10670070

>>10669917
Looks like a great place to keep your trap slave

>> No.10670168

>>10668145
Frog aint bad, but I can't imagine eating it raw.

>> No.10670169

>>10669801
they put em back together

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>>10667593

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>>10670264

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>>10670270

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>>10670270

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>>10670290

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>>10670293

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>> No.10670337

>>10670264
shame about her genetics

>> No.10670398
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>>10667733
You are concentrated evil.
I've got a ruby script to do the same, but I use it for good.

I also made this gif. You're a fitting first recipient.

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>>10670398

>> No.10670412

>>10670410
Fuck off with your lame /v/ meme

>> No.10670428

>>10667678
>>10669922
In Violent J of ICP's book, there are segments in which Shaggy 2 Dope detailed how to commit crimes. One part, he was talking about going to grocery stores and just eating food inside and finishing it while walking around, and also that the best way to take shit from a store is just to take it, and leave the store. Most grocery store employees aren't going to chase you out the door, you just take shit, get in your car, and drive away

>> No.10670454

>>10667895
>eggs and rice, literally
300 dorra whitupiggu

>> No.10670476

>>10667643
>>10667769
the stickers are edible u fuckn uneducated swine

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>> No.10670495

>>10670264
That's from a TV show and the actress only gets to play mentally handicapped women with disgusting habits. In another show, she regularly played an obese single mother that one time tried to work as a cam whore, wore a giant sized nurse outfit and got chocolate sauce all over herself.

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>>10670495

>> No.10670504

>>10669570
>hi gang

>> No.10670513

>>10669494
>some pretentious sad attempt at greek salad
>shitty wrapped dolma, wouldnt be surpirsed if they bought them canned for the sake of the video
>plain yoghurt
>rakomelo with what is supposed to be a summer table

I am offended

>> No.10670568
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10670568

>>10669583
JUST EAT THE FUCKING FOOD REEEEE

>> No.10670573

>>10667705
I know you think you're just being funny but yes that is why they wear baggy pants.

>> No.10670576

>>10670484
is the dude getting sucked of or summat?

>> No.10670581

>>10667720
Dat be racist
Bet day dont be checkin no white folks pants

>> No.10670598

>>10667825
Americans must die.

>> No.10670886

>>10668882
Based

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>>10669535

>> No.10670994

>>10668357
Jack trying to cure pinkeye with cayenne pepper

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>>10668119

>> No.10671127

>>10669917
Dumb, island is now useless. Someone post the epic underground spiral staircase wine cellar

>> No.10671139

>>10670428
> that the best way to take shit from a store is just to take it, and leave the store

I had an acquaintance in college that would do this (yes, he was black). Just load up a grocery cart and walk out of the store.

>> No.10671160

>>10670272
He allegedly got in trouble for this video. He's literally the only reviewer to have this problem and he was lambasting the product.

>> No.10671169

>>10671160
Source?

>> No.10671177

>>10671160
but he referenced other reviewers who had the same problem in his video

>> No.10671178

>>10670484
marad10sna

>> No.10671187

>>10669647
>omelette au sable
Fucking why?

>> No.10671245

>>10668761
>Unnecessary abuse
How exactly do you think meat is normally slaughtered?

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>> No.10671264
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>>10667895

>> No.10671272
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>tfw when your standing behind him and pull down his pants

>> No.10671284
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>>10671255

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>> No.10671312

>>10671294
>>10671297
It honestly looks like they grabbed everything they could from a dollar store, canned corn, hotdogs, instant mashed potatoes, mayo, and then slapped it top of itself
In fact that's probably exactly what they did

>> No.10671321

>>10671312
>dollar store
you mean the 15 peso store

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>>10667720

>> No.10671326
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>>10671255

>> No.10671350

>>10671338
something about this always makes me really uncomfortable

>> No.10671354

>>10667825
Always find myself shouting STOP watching these

>> No.10671355
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>> No.10671379

>>10668119
this shit doesnt phase me
Honestly how many times did you see a bloody murder or corpse fucking on old /b/

>> No.10671392
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>>10671272
Hot

>> No.10671411

>>10671304
>SauceMeUp.webm

>> No.10671420
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>>10667692
Racist.. If it was a white guy you wouldn't have said a word.

>> No.10671434

>>10671326
Dayum. Perfection never looked so good.

>> No.10671440

>>10671338
>>10671344
These days I can't look at this anymore without feeling appalled by knowing all the sugar they contain.
I used to love that shit.

>> No.10671451

>>10671392
>that ultra creepy smile
Is that thing set to vagina smell or something.

>> No.10671513

>>10669583
yo dickhead, gen Z is the good one you dolt!

>> No.10671549

>>10669535
>that countdown until he hits 600lb

>> No.10671582

>>10670331
genuinely arousing

>> No.10671749

>>10671338
>those fucked-up, unloved ones in the bin in the end

I want to dumpster dive

>> No.10671778

>>10667825
looked gud right after they put the first set of stuff in the sandwich, after that absolutely disgusting

>> No.10671829

>>10667825

Absolutely too much and I want one.

>> No.10671838

>>10668128
soft shell turtle soup was so popular in America we almost ate them to extinction.

>> No.10671858

>>10671838
Importing you to build the railroads was a mistake.

>> No.10671871

>>10669647
why wouldn't they just cook it in the egg?

>> No.10671901
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>>10667661
#homemadecrematorium

could be a nice way to get rid of a body...

>> No.10671931

>>10667895
those are some jack-tier looking eggs. completely raw in the middle. I hope that cook died of food poisoning

>> No.10671944
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>>10667969
you should add a clip of Babish making that in real life. He had to buy a new waffle iron because Homer's dipshit "recipe" ruined one.

>> No.10671968
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>>10669585
it saddens me that they turn white when they die. I like squids they seem based

>> No.10671984

>>10669351
you should kill yourself.

>> No.10671995

>>10669499
>being this triggered by a webm of people eating

just neck yourself, mate.

>> No.10672008

>>10669647
are there pipes under the sand?

>> No.10672020

>>10670293
between this and jack: wtf is wrong with wypipo?

>> No.10672080
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>> No.10672104

>>10667632
Why does he always pussyfoot around everything?

>> No.10672117

>>10671266
>>10671286
>>10671289
>>10671294
>>10671297
>>10671301
>>10671304
>>10671307
It seems like Mexifats don't "cuisine" but rather "trough"

>> No.10672125

>>10672020
see >>10669676

>> No.10672157

>>10670331
>italian-hawaiian fusion

>> No.10672165
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>>10672104
Because he's the kind of man who manages to cut the hand that's holding the knife.
He should be dead already and he knows it.

>> No.10672183

>>10672165
Do they make gloves that look like those but don't offer the protection? For pranks?

>> No.10672189

>>10672183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyUeCyXl1Q

>> No.10672202

>>10671968
Aren't those cuttlefish?

>> No.10672205

>>10667925
how Americans eat pizza

>> No.10672236

>>10667692
Go back to cleaning your wife's bull

>> No.10672264

>>10667706
How does he stop people from stealing his eggs?

>> No.10672278

>>10671995
>overlooks the flaming text posted with the webm
oi m8 gr8 post

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>>10672165

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>> No.10672295

>>10667661
WA LA

>> No.10672335

>>10669559
Boy, fair skinned Asian girls can be cringey as fuck and I would still think they're adorable. If it were any other race doing this video, I'd be in pain

>> No.10672341
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>>10672335

>> No.10672348

>>10667733
You’re a fucking legend

>> No.10672353

>>10670398
>ruby
Are you a sjw or a tranny?

>> No.10672377

>>10669585

>develop the most efficient form of animal camouflage ever known over hundreds of millions of years
>get btfo on land

Cephalopods get out

>> No.10672385

>>10669585
didn't think the ink would drain so fast, pretty impressive

>> No.10672397

>>10672377
>cuddle fish gets a cut
>all of it's ink drains out
>suddenly a white blob is trying to hunt baitfish

yeah they're great aren't they

>> No.10672421

>>10672341
I wonder who could be behind this post...

>> No.10672431
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>> No.10672436

>>10672431
This is a neat idea that I think we need to expand on further. What if we made the plastic bag hand shaped so it would fit easier?

>> No.10672452

>>10667778
>can't even get the get
Jack would be proud.

>> No.10672531
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>> No.10672540

>>10672436
Genius

>> No.10672547

>>10667593
who was that one crazy lady who was like a female jack with the italian sauce

>> No.10672550
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>>10672452

>> No.10672551
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>>10672547
Kay?

>> No.10672566

>>10672547
>>10672551
Nah, sounds like Marie
https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I

https://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ

>> No.10672581
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>>10672551
haHaa

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>> No.10672591

>>10672584
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.10672596

>>10672584
First chinks kill pepe and eat him raw then hurt the turts and now this?

>> No.10672598

>>10672584
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING !!!
MODS!!!!

>> No.10672603

>>10672584
Saved thanks

>> No.10672609

>>10672584
THIS ISN"T COOKING
THIS ISNT COKING AT ALL!!!!

>> No.10672614

>>10670290
his tiny fucking hat gets me every time.

>> No.10672631

>>10672614
its like when animals wear people clothes
and also
>>10672584
WHAT THE FUCK !

>> No.10672635

ITS BEEN UP FOR OVER TEN MINUETS !!!
QUCIK DELETE IT

>> No.10672646

>>10672635
>ITS BEEN UP FOR OVER TEN MINUETS !!!
Relax. You only have to worry if it lasts for more than a couple hours. In that case I urge you to see a doctor.

>> No.10672648

>>10672165
>the sheer force that's needed to cut the carrot.
That knife is as sharp as a spatula.

>> No.10672652

I CANT BE THE ONLY SEEING THIS
WHERES THE DEPORT BOTTON

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>> No.10672656

>>10670576
thats diego maradona

>> No.10672681

>>10672653
fuck you Abraham Lincoln

>> No.10672700

>>10672353
Neither. I liked the language before it got invaded. I'm not moving an inch for those coc assholes.

>> No.10672705

>>10672681
are you referring to numbah 5? her name was abigail.

>> No.10672713

>>10672653
old bitches carry jack shit in their purses, she probably got 10 cents and a lollipop out of that

>> No.10672731

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD?
FIRST THE GAY ORGY AND NOW NIGGERS STEALING SHIT

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>>10670293

>> No.10672759

>>10667597
>pours fucking cayenne pepper and water into his eyes
>PLEASE PLEASE MAKE ME INTERNET FAMOUS NOW, THAT REALLY HURT AND I DESERVE RECOGNITION FOR MY PAIN RIGHT? I'LL DO ANY YOUTUBE "CHALLENGE" PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!
This is getting fucking sad. I really hope Jack just stops with the youtube shit and starts trying to improve his life. But, considering how old he is at this point, we all know that's not going to happen. He's going to keep living like a desperate slob until his heart gets clogged by an entire brick of cream cheese.

>> No.10672798

>>10667825
>Chops up the fries and cheese into a mush
WHY EVEN MAKE AND USE FUCKING FRENCH FRIES IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO MASH THEM AND PUT THEM IN A SANDWICH?

>> No.10672806

>>10672742
the camels eating light bulbs episode is better

>> No.10672821

>>10671255
I was seriously expecting something horrible to happen to the bunnies. I think I've been on 4chan for too long.

>> No.10672836
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Nobody would care, or watch if I made normal or good food. Who is to blame here?

>> No.10672851

>>10669647
Literally just a flat fucking rock, was that so hard?

>> No.10672860

>>10669559
>It tastes bad. I don't get why people drink this.
>Drinking this is kind of like saying "Hey I'm a badass who knows how to drink whiskey!"
It only took about 30 seconds exposure to "America's Manliest Drink (tm)" for some random Asian girl to just completely deconstruct American "drinking culture".

>> No.10672867

>>10669583
tubgirl.jpg

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>>10672860
Truly Korea is our greatest ally.

>> No.10672884

>>10672836
>Nobody would care, or watch if I made normal or good food.
You say that like it's a bad thing.

It's perfectly fine if nobody watches or cares.

>> No.10672887

>>10672860
it only took about 30 seconds of watching a clickbait youtube video for some random yuro to have a soy overdose and bow to his new asian masters.

>> No.10672889

>>10669647
>bites into "omelette"
>the teeth-grinding CRUNCH of sand
Jesus christ, might as well just eat the entire shell with it too and build up enough bowel grit to lay your own fucking egg.

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>>10672889
>Jesus christ, might as well just eat the entire shell with it too

>> No.10672896

>>10669782
>ZOOM
i loved that show, i remember that episode where they counted the dots on a basketball using a penny and marker

>> No.10672899

>>10667825
that bacon isn't even cooked

>> No.10672905

>>10668119
lmao at all the sheltered city bugmen crying at the butchering lolz

>> No.10672941

>>10670484
why is 2 chainz a waiter?

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>>10672646

>> No.10672946

>>10671326
this is always the best

>> No.10672968

>>10672941
That's Nusret

>> No.10672981

>>10672890
Boiled and peeled?
He's growing old and weak.

>> No.10672984

>>10672981
Pay more attention. Those are completely raw and he's eating them with the shell.

>> No.10672989

>>10669902
*snap*
yup, this one's going into my cringe compilation

>> No.10672992

>>10669647
niggers

>> No.10673006
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>>10669583
Why do their videos even exist?
"this little shop in NYC/LA/Houston/Atlanta/Denver is owned by a family that came from east Asia; they make RAINBOW dog shit candies*, they're super yummy and SUPER COLORFUL, haha gay pride \^w^/ *$18 asking price plus tip"

>> No.10673050

>>10670513
What's that bell even for?

>> No.10673056

>>10671255

god i wish that were me

>> No.10673059

>>10667593
go fucking yourself with your trash dumping you fucking deranged nigger. There's nothing worth the slightest bit of interest in your uploads. It's all the same old faggot with his disgusting construction worker hands awkwardly trying to do delicate professional gestures on some failed dish, and it only results in some unnerving unbearable creepy footage of some hideous hands doing retarded shit. Just what the fuck is the purpose of this garbage for example >>10667600 No tips, no info, no utility, no display of any skill. And all the food in it look awful and unclean.
Why would you have this shit saved up. And you fucking spam it everywhere on top of that. Do you have a condition?
legit hang yourself with wrists open

>> No.10673089

>>10667731
Did he just take it out of the packaging and dump it in the pan? ffs its not even cooked

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>> No.10673097

>>10668766
Epic! XD

>> No.10673109
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>>10668145
I kind of wish I was this frog. I'm suicidal anyway so I can't help but think it would be a good way to go, watching helplessly while qt 10/10 Asian girls devour my flesh, moaning in pleasure and saying how delicious I am as I slowly fade into the void.

>> No.10673111

>>10669583
That shit is literally so fucking easy to make

>> No.10673127

>>10671326
*taps knife*

>> No.10673129

>>10672614
What gets me is when he shakes the pot

>> No.10673154
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10673154

>>10670598
>Video describes food in Italian
>They're American

Kys bud

>> No.10673156

>>10673093
Disgusting.
I can't believe he's wearing long sleeves. Very unhygienic.

>> No.10673175

>>10669583
Gen Z is the best gen, considering we're more conservative than the Silent Generation. We eat chemicals in an attempt to end the misery of living in a world Boomers & Gen X fucked up everything for everyone after them. Somehow, we just can't die. The ride never ends. But what do you care? You got yours.

>> No.10673178

>>10667661
what went so wrong?

>> No.10673212
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>>10669647
I like how his expression at the end just says, "Yep. That's a dirty scrambled egg alright. Tastes like sand and has a nice grittiness with only 50% of actual fucking sand. Wow. Amazing. Best cultural experience from sub-70 IQ jungle bunnies to date. 10/10."

>> No.10673215

>>10670573
It's because of the guns, stupid.

>> No.10673232

>>10673175
>we're
so you're under-age to be here? good, let gen z take themself out. boomers really fucked things up and Is anti-internet not willing to broad their horizons. but instead of giving up like a faggot; you could try and rebound it. giving up is for losers and you deserve to go behind that logic.

>> No.10673254

>>10673178
on to long. way they cooked it.. it's that simple dummy.

>> No.10673270

>>10672293
Yeah he also could have shot it with a desert eagle for the lulz. It's a meaningless slaughter.

>> No.10673290

>>10670264
where's the part after it's cooked?

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10673330

>>10667661

>> No.10673353

>>10669583
>gen z tide pods hurrrp derrppp, fucking kids are useless

I'm a millennial and I can admit we fucked these kids up already big time, we turned drug culture into pop music and created in internet lifestyle that reinforces adhd.

We are the ones to blame, not them

>> No.10673363

wew

>> No.10673378

>>10667720
MMM DET REPURASHENS

>> No.10673391
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>>10673232

People born in gen Z can be adults now.
Also generation Z in general is moving away from social media such as facebook, and tending towards more traditional opinions as opposed to millenials it would appear.

>> No.10673399

>>10673353
we are, I agree. but cant they improve themselves and start by laying off social media or anything that's social media or attention seeking shit. rap music is a big mistake and it drives them nuts.

>> No.10673402

>>10672264
who the fuck steals eggs

>> No.10673425

>>10669582
>this kills the crab

>> No.10673434

>>10670264
did that behemoth just eat an uncooked frank

>> No.10673446

>>10671931
Japan has very exacting standards for their eggs because a lot of dishes use raw/lightly-cooked eggs, salmonella is essentially non-existent there.

>> No.10673459

>>10673434
most Frank's are already cooked. usually on the package says 'fully cooked'. all you have to do is read the label on the package.

>> No.10673460

>>10668128
>>10668761
how fucking sheltered can you be

>> No.10673467

>>10673459
gotcha. i like cooking them myself tho senpai

>> No.10673474

>>10673467
same. I like to grill Frank's until they are crispy, with a char on them.

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>> No.10673638
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10673638

>>10667712

>> No.10673713

>>10673638
Looks like he finally got out of the booth

>> No.10673799

>>10673713
no.... something got in

>> No.10673802

>>10671901
No I would not eat that cheesy burger

>> No.10673825
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10673825

>>10669174
>yellow cheese
Fucking retards

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10674117

>>10667678
>5 FUCKING RACKS

>> No.10674631

>>10668119
based chinabro kills animal like normal person.
people still flip out.

>> No.10674749

>>10670573
It's from prison culture you retard

>> No.10674769

>>10672989
>>>/r9k/

>> No.10674866

>>10669582
>Quake 4

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