/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10675487]

>have to go a stupid fucking meeting
I hate this shit

[Anonymous No.10675495]

Gotta go learn about why you should give more free stuff to women, niggers and fags. Have fun, goy.

[Anonymous No.10675496]

>>10675487
can I prank call? what location are you at?

[Anonymous No.10675502]

>>10675496
ooh do this

[Anonymous No.10675503]

Lol

[nomynous No.10675550]

All in the name of......... profits. But no need for enforced PC need, just politeness, respect and honestly should suffice.

[Anonymous No.10675567]

>>10675550
>just politeness, respect and honestly should suffice

Unfortunately, the average Trump voter lacks the ability to perform any of the above.

[Anonymous No.10675572]

>>10675567
Saltyyyyyyy you triggered. He won. You lost.

[Anonymous No.10675591]

>>10675567
The difference is that people were killed in the Canadian, French and German ones. The United States shootings only got Americans killed.

[Anonymous No.10676838]

what

[Anonymous No.10676855]

Everyone freaked out over the black trespasser getting rightfully kicked out. There was hardly any attention compared to that for the Mexican that got "beaner" written on their coffee.

[Anonymous No.10676862]

Ask your manager if it's cool to let the homeless people jack off in your gender neutral bathrooms now

[Anonymous No.10676864]

>>10675567
WE'RE NUMBER ONE AGAIN!!!

[Anonymous No.10676868]

>>10676855
It's because a white person tweeted it

[Anonymous No.10676875]

>>10675567

[Anonymous No.10676888]

>>10676855
they were waiting for a friend and got arrested in 10 minutes, there's no way that would happen to whitey

[Anonymous No.10676896]

>>10676888
They wanted to use the bathroom but weren't allowed to because they didn't order something so they got asked to leave. They didn't comply, so got the cops called on them. The cops told the guy to leave but he wouldn't listen so he got arrested. All he had to do was listen.

[Anonymous No.10676900]

>>10676888
i'm sure they dun do nuthin

[Anonymous No.10676902]

>>10676888
They asked to use the restroom when they weren't paying customers.

They were asked to leave and refused.

The police asked them to leave three times and they refused, all while loitering and trespassing on private property.

Starbucks didn't even press charges, they only got brought down to the station then released.

[Anonymous No.10677070]

>>10676888
Yes it would

[Anonymous No.10677077]

yeah so I made curry chicken instant ramen today
weird fuckin flavour

[Anonymous No.10677086]

>>10675487
>whining about meetings
>has shit tier entry level low skill job
At Boeing we are subjected to lead group meetings weekly, supervisor group meetings monthly, and every quarter at least 4 training/update meetings for safety, ethics, and policy. If an "incident" happens we are forced to endure a review and retraining sessions.
You wet bean sauce slinger kids have it easy.

[Anonymous No.10677136]

>>10676888
that's because whitey would have politely vacated, or simply waited outside. niggers and SJWs are larping like it was a 1950's civil rights sit in. bathrooms for paying customers != white + colored bathrooms

[Anonymous No.10677164]

>>10675567
I T W A S H E R T U R N

[Anonymous No.10677235]

bbbb

[Anonymous No.10677291]

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[Anonymous No.10677316]

>>10677086
>At Boeing we are subjected to lead group meetings weekly, supervisor group meetings monthly, and every quarter at least 4 training/update meetings for safety, ethics, and policy. If an "incident" happens we are forced to endure a review and retraining sessions.
Sure beats doing actual work, tho, ainna?

[Anonymous No.10677340]

>>10675487
Starbucks is a great company to work for

[Anonymous No.10677369]

>>10677340
don't lie

[Anonymous No.10677411]

>>10677316
If you're on a project with a tight deadline it just means you have to work more and since you're salaried, you don't get compensated which I wouldn't expect a ditch digger to understand anyway.

[Anonymous No.10677413]

>>10677316
Not the anon you quoted, but for me those meetings we're forced to go to are in addition to our regular work. Deadlines don't change and upper management doesn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.10677765]

>>10677411
>calls me a ditch digger
>writes a sentence like that
Ok, retard.

[Anonymous No.10677799]

>>10677765
>muh multiple claused sentences are weally scary
How many septic tanks did you clean out today, Cletus?

[Anonymous No.10678054]

>>10675487
They all need prankdialed

[Anonymous No.10678079]

>>10677799
More than you can count on one hand. 0.

[Anonymous No.10678086]

kill me

[Anonymous No.10678098]

The mod deleted my post that said this:

>Gotta go learn why you should give more free stuff to women, niggers and fags. Have fun, goy.

Why is censorship happening on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.10678109]

>>10675487
Iced Carmel macchiatos are good. Only poor plebs cant handle starbucks.

[Anonymous No.10678111]

>>10676855
>Mexican that got "beaner" written on their coffee.

Because everyone knows the beaner wrote it himself.

[Anonymous No.10678125]

>>10676855
No the girl that wrote it was a Mexican herself... she said that’s what he called himself.

[Anonymous No.10678135]

>>10678086
It's a real-life dystopian culture we're in.

For instance, there's far more to race than skin color, yet they only talk about color like mindless zombies. People are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10678143]

>>10677799
I think he was pointing out your retarded lack and misuse of punctuation.

[Anonymous No.10678144]

>>10675487
Bring outside food and coffee, they cannot kick you out now, lol!

[Anonymous No.10678148]

>>10675487
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.10678152]

>>10678086
wow

[Anonymous No.10678156]

>>10678086
Jesus fucking christ I'm so sorry anon. Are they at least paying you for the time wasted?

[Anonymous No.10678165]

>>10678148
>>You
>>/Tumblr/

[Anonymous No.10678166]

>>10678144
We should pay niggers to do things like that. Pay a group of them to go into a Starbucks with ice chests full of God and drinks and start having a merry ole time, and use the wifi, all without buying anything.

[Anonymous No.10678171]

>>10678086

[Anonymous No.10678180]

>>10678144 #
We should pay niggers to do things like that. Pay a group of them to go into a Starbucks with ice chests full of food and drinks and start having a merry ole time, and use the wifi, all without buying anything.

[Anonymous No.10678194]

>>10675487
turn up in blackface

[Anonymous No.10678197]

>>10678125
apparently his name was Peter. Honestly it's possible she misheard him and thought he was calling himself that for giggles

[Anonymous No.10678220]

A mod is censoring political speech on this board. He/she has deleted my post twice. Here is the post:

>Gotta go learn why you should give more free stuff to women, niggers and fags. Have fun, goy.

Censorship of a post like this is not acceptable on 4chan. To the mod who's doing this, if you delete it again, you will lose your mod position within a week. I guarantee you that.

[Anonymous No.10678224]

>>10678156
Yes they are

[Anonymous No.10678244]

>>10678156
yeah they are

[Anonymous No.10678265]

>>10678244
This is what happens when we allow grade school teachers (aka women) into our boardrooms.

[Anonymous No.10678280]

>>10678244
>My Notebook: A space for your private thoughts

[Anonymous No.10678292]

>>10678086
Wow. This is getting gross

[Anonymous No.10678301]

>>10678244
You're supposed to write your mea culpas there, white boy.

[Anonymous No.10678307]

>>10678292
>>10678301
>>10678280
our store manager gm hates this shit too

[Anonymous No.10678317]

>>10678301
>I post about my shit job on a Cambodian wild cat locating forum
It's a start

[Anonymous No.10678328]

>>10678244
Am I watching a 1995 tween coming of age show about working in a coffee shop.

Oh wait.

[Anonymous No.10678369]

u

[Anonymous No.10678445]

I work there too. It's bullshit

[Anonymous No.10678486]

>>10675487
what all stuff happened in the training?

[Anonymous No.10678503]

>>10678086
where's the rest?

[Anonymous No.10678630]

>>10675487
Try not to yell "NIGGER!!!".

[Anonymous No.10678650]

>>10678486
some bullshit
>>10678503
what you mean

[Anonymous No.10678670]

>>10678650
what are the other sheets?

[Anonymous No.10678683]

>>10678670
Oh they're great

[Anonymous No.10678692]

>>10678086
Good God I thought this was only a joke.

[Anonymous No.10678710]

>>10678683
show them!

[Anonymous No.10678749]

>>10678692
nope it's not
>>10678710
here's one

[Anonymous No.10678752]

>>10678749
Dis gonna be good

[Anonymous No.10678763]

>>10678752
There is a clip where an executive says she believes "Starbucks seems to be woke now"

[Anonymous No.10678778]

Bumping for very serious interest. This shit is so out of control it's funny, yet truly scary.

[Anonymous No.10678782]

>>10678778
if only I could show clips and scenarios.

[Anonymous No.10678793]

>>10678782
So in order to avoid stereotypes...

We should be wary of our experiences and broader culture?

Who the fuck put this presentation together?

[Anonymous No.10678800]

>>10678793
HR black women and trannies

[Anonymous No.10678810]

Oh no now when i order a coffie it cant be dark

[Anonymous No.10678820]

>>10678793
the dumbass HR

[Anonymous No.10678832]

>>10678810
>can't be negro
>can't be dark
>can't be black
What the fuck am I going to call it?

[Anonymous No.10678834]

>>10678782
Jesus...

[Anonymous No.10678863]

>>10678832
Plain?

[Anonymous No.10678892]

>>10678834
>>10678810
>>10678793
some store managers from various states and HR I think

[Anonymous No.10678903]

>>10678892
Holy bullshit batman. This is some seriously pseudo-tier hot garbage. What a gigantic waste of time and resources. God damnit I hate this shit with a passion.

>former employee for large bank who had to deal with pc and diversity bullshit training constantly to avoid any potential issues

[Anonymous No.10678904]

why is Starbucks doing this?

[Anonymous No.10678909]

They printed out a bunch of stuff that looks like it belongs in a power point presentation.

[Anonymous No.10678914]

>>10678904
it's all a scheme to sell more of their soy drinks. after the reeducation camps we will all be soy boys.

[Anonymous No.10678923]

>>10678904
cause they're cucks

[Anonymous No.10678926]

>>10678782

liberal college was a mistake

[Anonymous No.10678927]

>>10678904

because wells fargo didn't

[Anonymous No.10678931]

>>10678749
lel

[Anonymous No.10678935]

>>10678892
Holy fucking shit someone needs to be beaten like a rented mule for this.

[Anonymous No.10678965]

>>10678926
>>10678935
>>10678931
everyone at the meeting lost their shit on this part....

[Anonymous No.10678975]

>>10678965

>One thing I loved is that I got to go home
>I hope that I win the lottery

[Anonymous No.10678979]

>>10678965
>one thing that surprised me was when I saw a black guy
>I hope that no black people come in today

[Anonymous No.10678983]

>>10678965
holy shit this is just a huge shift of blame... that is so shit

[Anonymous No.10678998]

>>10678965
>One thing I loved that was today is over.
>One thing I learned was this meeting was a waste of time and money.
>One thing that surprised me was we went through this much effort to quell media attention that would have died out.
>I learned about my fellow partners that they doodled things in the margins.
>I hope that I never have to suffer through another HR meeting this awful again, even though I know better.

[Anonymous No.10679002]

>>10678965
>I learned about my fellow partners that...
Awful wording desu.

[Anonymous No.10679016]

>>10679002
>I should get tested.

[Anonymous No.10679017]

>>10678965
what's the cheapest thing I can order from a Starbucks? I want to go in to the local one tomorrow and ask "What happened when you closed?"

[Anonymous No.10679018]

lol do they make you call each other "partners"? sounds like you're all banging

[Anonymous No.10679023]

>>10679017
don't order anything. Just ask your question, and then ask for the bathroom key and a cup of water.

[Anonymous No.10679028]

>>10679023
I actually wish I was black so I could just sit at a table for a couple hours and not order anything

[Anonymous No.10679045]

>>10679018
nah

[Anonymous No.10679056]

>>10679028
Run a D&D game there or something.

[Anonymous No.10679059]

>>10678793
Yes, if you see any patterns in behavior at all you deserve to die.

[Anonymous No.10679064]

>>10679056
>this actually not only brings people together but brings business into the store

Good job anon, I'll post this on reddit.

[Anonymous No.10679065]

>>10679018
>>10679045
Since it's now on paperwork you should just to fuck with them. "I've gotta spend time with my other partner." "I'm behind with my other partner." I feel like I haven't been giving my third partner enough attention." "You know you're my favorite partner."

[Anonymous No.10679085]

this is funny

[Anonymous No.10679091]

I would pay a super smelly homeless guy like $3 an hour just to sit quietly at starbucks

[Anonymous No.10679094]

>>10679091
if he promises not to spend the money there

[Anonymous No.10679111]

bump

[Anonymous No.10679123]

>>10675487
I feel bad for you guys that are working there, you don't make these stupid pc proclamations. That said, I hope every bum in San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, and every other liberal shithole city decide to use starbucks as their bathroom and hang out spot. I hope they shoot their dope in your bathrooms, I hope people bang their hookers in your bathrooms. I hope they nod out on your couches., I hope the SJW retards that run your company regret this in a big way.

[Anonymous No.10679128]

>>10679123
Oh they will. Hazmat teams have had to come by multiple stores across the US and police reports of people OD'ing in the bathroom

[Anonymous No.10679149]

HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.10679162]

>>10678763
>hello fellow young people i am also hip to the changing times like you

[Anonymous No.10679164]

>>10678763
you're kidding...

[Anonymous No.10679177]

>>10679162
>>10679164
yeah it's dumb

[Anonymous No.10679184]

>>10679177

[Anonymous No.10679188]

[Anonymous No.10679201]

>>10679184
>Othering
How often do they make up new words? Is this shit in the dictionary yet?

[Anonymous No.10679213]

>>10679201
it's so bullshit

[Anonymous No.10679217]

>>10679184
>The Perception Institute
I bet they do some real serious research.

[Anonymous No.10679221]

>>10679184
The irony in all this corporate derived jargon is that Starbucks needed to nip any public notion in the bud that they were in any way unfriendly to neets and various other skillless people.

Those niggers sitting in that store that was the epicenter of this self induced pr bungle were asked to leave because they were harassing other patrons by being disruptive. When called out, they went and sat down to behave for the camera (s). Of course the media jumped on it because most modern journalism does its best to perpetuate hysteria in any capacity. As a private business, Starbucks employees, specifically shift supervisors, managers, or whoever is in "charge" at the time still reserves the right to deny service to anyone, regardless of reason. What isn't so obvious, is the most important takeaway from this: Starbucks corporate did all of this just to shift the blame from Starbucks as a company to the specific store or individual(s) who partake in something the media can spin as discrimination.

[Anonymous No.10679232]

>>10679221
Yup, exactly. The media and society are teaching these non cis whites that all they have to do is scream indignation and they get what they want. Fucking awful

[Anonymous No.10679236]

>>10677086
How is working at Boeing?

You engineer?

[Anonymous No.10679242]

>>10677086
Did you really brag about working at boeing on /ck/ on a thread wholly unrelated yo your job?

That's not something an emotionally mature, career minded adult would do.

Congrats on the janitor job/ entry level assembly line job, Paco.

[Anonymous No.10679262]

>>10679064
Run a D&D game, bring your own snacks and drinks, and order in a pizza halfway through.

[Anonymous No.10679266]

>>10679201
>Othering specific words just because they "aren't in the dictionary"

[Anonymous No.10679268]

>>10677411
When I was younger, I thought salaried was the way to go, but the older I get and the more jobs I have, I feel like salary is a sucker's game and hourly is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.10679274]

>>10679242
Not him, but I feel it's relevant to the current discussion.
>even boeing, a place for /emotionally mature, and career minded adults/, has to go through this kind of shit

[Anonymous No.10679284]

>>10678832
Can I get a cotton pickin' coffee around here?

[Anonymous No.10679308]

>>10679268
Why? Doesn't that go against conventional wisdom?

[Anonymous No.10679309]

>>10677411
lol that sucks dude, why don't you get a better job? what do you do anyway, just sit there while the plane flies itself?

[Anonymous No.10679321]

>>10679268
Salary has always been a sucker's game, anon
Get out while you can

[Anonymous No.10679328]

>>10679308
Enjoy your 60 hour work weeks with a 40 hour paycheck

[Anonymous No.10679333]

>>10679328
>what are unions

[Anonymous No.10679336]

>>10679321
I did. I quit my security account manager position after having to pull two all nighters and sleep in my car in between them. Now I'm driving for Uber, making less money, but I've never been happier being my own boss and getting paid to travel.

[Anonymous No.10679338]

>>10679308
Not really. Hour in, hour out. I love being hourly. I have my scheduled hours and if you want me to work overtime then fuck you, pay me. Different than just adding an hour when you divide you annual salary/hours worked.

[Anonymous No.10679344]

>>10679333
Oh sorry. Let me fix that. Enjoy your 60 hour work weeks with a 40 hour paycheck and then having to pay 1000 dollars a month in union dues on top of it.

[Anonymous No.10679353]

>>10679344
my union dues aren't that much and I don't ever work 60 hrs a week. if anyone pressured me to I'd tell them to fuck off and refer them to the union.

[Anonymous No.10679355]

>>10678086
All right so I'm a little lost, when black people come in to use the bathroom without buying anything are you just supposed to waive the corporate policy just for them?

[Anonymous No.10679366]

>>10679355
No anon, you're supposed to uphold whatever company policy is at the time but be at fault when the media turns against the company.

[Anonymous No.10679401]

v

[Anonymous No.10679436]

>>10676855
In the context of coffee, that sounds like a rather cheeky pun

[Anonymous No.10679438]

>>10679344
Ya i am sorry your retarded, worker pay is directly connected to the power of unions, If unions are strong, workers get paid more as they get weaker labor gets the shaft.

[Anonymous No.10679448]

I'm a starbucks manager, I decided not to do this because it's stupid.

[Anonymous No.10679450]

>>10679094
He specifically has to have a coffee from a different coffee shop

[Anonymous No.10679678]

>>10678965

[Anonymous No.10679724]

Please more workbook pics, they're gold

[Anonymous No.10679755]

>>10678892
What's with only having two sentences a page. I'm an elementary school teacher and my grade two's books have more words per page in a font half the size.
And also why all this shit just to make a cup of coffee? I don't give a fuck about the chain's political beliefs and 1984-style dystopian bullshit. Just shut up and make my coffee.
This is why Starbucks are losing locations to Tully's and even Mr Donuts.

[Anonymous No.10679758]

>>10679028
You can though. Starbucks don't require you to order anything to just come in and sit, or use the bathroom or whatever.

[Anonymous No.10679773]

>>10678111
It was printed on the order sticker, not written

[Anonymous No.10679775]

>>10679274
Not him but it's not

[Anonymous No.10679875]

>>10679755
good question

[Anonymous No.10680022]

[Anonymous No.10680052]

>>10679221
How do you know they were harassing other patrons? Where do you get this information?

[Anonymous No.10680082]

bump

[Anonymous No.10680088]

Thanks for the laughs OP, this is pathetic and makes me never want to have Starbucks again.

[Anonymous No.10680104]

>>10675496
I did a prank call. I called them and said "hey I'm black are you locking me out of your restaurant because I'm black?" Then they hung up on me. I think I fucked it up by laughing, but I'd been smoking a bit of weed and couldn't help it.

[Anonymous No.10680107]

>>10680104
Probably not OP's Starbucks, obviously. Just one close to me.

[Anonymous No.10680113]

>>10679755
It's basically virtue signaling at an extreme level. The whole company is telling liberals this place is good to consume at because they trained all their workers and if they still discriminate, it's not a company wide problem but some chump making $9/hr who's over stressed, having some pavement apes yell at him while they harrass others, finally snap and tell them to leave.

[Anonymous No.10680117]

holy shit it was real?

[Anonymous No.10680278]

bump

[Anonymous No.10680315]

>>10678109
>Can't handle Starbucks
>Starbucks

Jesus Christ, I'm from New Zealand and if a person can't handle watery, super-sweet "coffee", there is something wrong with the American race.
It's not strong coffee at all.

[Anonymous No.10680324]

[Anonymous No.10680341]

>>10680324
Why is your pen such a sissy shade of blue? Are you a girl?

[Anonymous No.10680343]

>>10680341
that was the only pen left

[Anonymous No.10680357]

>>10680315
>double shot espresso
>2 tablespoons dark chocolate syrup
>1 tablespoon simple syrup
>4 ounces steamed and lightly whipped half and half
>combine syrups and half and half in carafe and steam
>gently pour half and half over espresso
>gently sweep stirring rod through cup
>top foam with hatch of salted caramel syrup
Get the fuck on my level.

[Anonymous No.10680363]

>>10680357
That would be considered weaker than decaf in New Zealand.

[Anonymous No.10680375]

>>10680363
>2:1 cream to espresso plus dark chocolate
>weak
You're a fucking liar and you dont even know. You cant physically brew coffee richer than espressor. You may get more caffeine with a very light blonde roast and a french press, but you are not going to get more flavor. No one judges the "strength" of coffee based on caffeine content. Only retards who think dark coffee has more caffeine think this way.

[Anonymous No.10680528]

>>10679236
Janitorial lead, actually.

[Anonymous No.10680568]

>>10678892
As a medical researcher who has studied the brain this fucking hurts to read...

...my first question. How do they measure bits through a human brain?

[Anonymous No.10680607]

I feel bad for the employees that have to deal with their restrooms getting destroyed by the public, I’ve worked with someone who found the corpse of a heroin junkie in a store restroom while they were opening

[Anonymous No.10680610]

>>10680363
Don't you have some cattle to slaughter?

[Anonymous No.10680824]

>>10678904
to piss you off

[Anonymous No.10681359]

>>10679201
I mean, to be fair, from a purely linguistic point of view, words are put into the dictionary because they're used, not the other way around. There's plenty of words people've used for years that aren't in there.
That said, this is some retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.10681372]

>>10678086
>color
Do yanks really.