/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10682962]

>anxiety eats at me all day
>have a couple drinks
>alcohol kicks in and makes me realize most of my problems are petty

Thank you, alcohol

[Anonymous No.10682978]

>>10682962
>wake up next day
>feel 10x worse and want to commit sudoku after alcohol has worn off

[Anonymous No.10682995]

>>10682962
Unironically me every day at 4:30pm. Two High Life tall boys and I’m set.

[Anonymous No.10683001]

>>10682978
That's not how alcohol works, li'l guy (unless you have far too much of it).

[Anonymous No.10683004]

>>10683001
That’s precisely how it works, it’s a feedback loop and you’re a functioning alcoholic

[Anonymous No.10683007]

>>10682962
im 1 year sober and ive never wanted to kill myself more

[Anonymous No.10683014]

>>10683001
Alcohol is a depressant, after it wears off and your brain starts to recover you get hit by everything twice as hard whether it's anxiety, depression etc.

[Anonymous No.10683019]

>>10683004
>throwing out the word "alcoholic" with no apparent grasp of its meaning
You're only helping prove my point: if you have one or two (hell three, four, or five drinks for some) you absolutely are not going to ""wake up feeling 10x worse."

Also, you must have missed the part where I said
>unless you have too much
But that's probably only due to your extreme mental handicap (and that can't be helped).

[Anonymous No.10683033]

>>10683019
>with no apparent grasp of its meaning
Definition: You

In a sentence: You are an alcoholic in denial

>youre only helping prove my point
You must be drunk. You’re talking complete nonsense

>10x worse
Wasnt me that said that, not the poinf, youre creating a dependency, where you’ll eventually need to use it again to satiate

Your passive aggression and denial of basic psychology is pretty sad

[Anonymous No.10683040]

I used to have anxiety and a high sex drive.
now I have no anxiety, and no sex drive.
I guess this is what happens when one gets older. Or maybe I have a hormone imbalance.
I really like not have anxiety. not having a sex drive is just a minor annoyance.

[Anonymous No.10683043]

>>10682962
>t. cowardly loser without courage that can't face reality so he has to retreat to his comfortable addict corner where he can drink away the shame over being a passive doormat

[Anonymous No.10683048]

>>10683019
This place is filled with alcoholics, we know this shit, stop drinking for a few days and see how you'll feel.

[Anonymous No.10683053]

my body hates alcohol. i think i just don't have the enzymes to process it. it's feels like i make my own natural antabuse/disulfiram, and it's permanent.

1 hour of cozy, relaxing drunkenness = 48 hours of feeling like total shit: dehydration, headache, nausea, fatigue.

that hangover pain is strongly burned in my memory.

i suppose this is a blessing 'cause i'll never become an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.10683060]

This is me. Should I drink tonight or not? I don’t know if I have rebound anxiety or not.

[Anonymous No.10683077]

>>10683033
I would have to be at least a daily drinker to be an alcoholic; I would say I drink maybe once or twice a week. You should invest in some Merriam-Webster products.

>youre only helping prove my point
Yes, by demonstrating you don't understand alcoholism and the effects alcohol has on the body.

Also, there's no "passive" in the "aggression": people who make blanket statements like "alcohol makes you feel 10x worse after drinking" are just frustrating, because it's an ignorant generalization and misinformed idea.

>denial of basic psychology
Oh cool, you own a DSM V too? Stfu

[Anonymous No.10683106]

>>10682978
Not sure if this actually happens or not

[Anonymous No.10683203]

>>10683048
Fuck off, I'm literally the greatest statesman the world has ever known and strongly argue, "never trust a man who doesn't drink," proven clearly recently. You were a wannabee who got nailed, dude.

[Anonymous No.10683215]

>>10683060
Save it for Friday. That way, if you find out you do, you’ve got two days to get right

Not that guy btw

[Anonymous No.10683216]

>chronic pain that painkillers dont help
>drink alcohol
>pain disappears for a couple hours
>food is suddenly enjoyable again
>alcohol wears off
>no headache, but normal pain areas are hypersensitive and sore for the next 24 hours

Thank you, alcohol

[Anonymous No.10683257]

>Knock Knock

who's there?

>its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

[Anonymous No.10683270]

>be sober
>everything annoys me
>drink 6 beers
>start to appreciate mumble rap

[Anonymous No.10683320]

>>10682978
The trick is to keep it rolling and never let the booze fade. Maintain your buzz and live a happy life.

[Anonymous No.10683359]

>>10683216
I hate weed, but maybe look into CBD oil or an indicia strain. Painkillers are a terrible addiction, and alcohol is a sinister creeper with quite a bit of damage.

[Anonymous No.10683367]

>>10682978
>not drinking the next morning to curb the bad feelings
You got a lot to learn desu

[Anonymous No.10683383]

>>10682962
>tfw dui
>got it reduced to reckless driving
checkmate liberals

[Anonymous No.10683395]

>>10683270
Nigger

[Anonymous No.10683406]

>>10683367
>>10683383
>>10683359
>>10683320
>>10683270
>>10683257
>>10683216
>>10683215
>>10683203
>>10683077
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>>10683053
>>10683048
>>10683043
>>10683033
>>10683019
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>>10683004
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>>10682978
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[Anonymous No.10683688]

>>10683406
>that one guy who replies to everyone
damn you

[Anonymous No.10683707]

>>10683688
Just report him. He's memespamming variations of the same picture in multiple threads, which is bannable on blue boards.

[Anonymous No.10683709]

>>10683707
k

[Anonymous No.10683812]

>>10683320
>be me
>maintain this lifestyle all through my 20s
>hit 30
>liver is already fucked lol
There are niggas who drink their whole lives and their liver is fine. Why did I have to get a gimp one?

[Anonymous No.10683823]

>>10683270
>>start to appreciate mumble rap
this is silent generation tier posting

[Anonymous No.10684055]

I liked a twitter thread that about a hundered nicely screen-capped stories from /alck/ that helped me out, but then the guys account got fucking deleted. God I fucking hate sjws so fucking much. I cringe at saying sjw but fuck, just freeze their account and only delete the posts that led to the ban.

[Anonymous No.10684109]

>>10683812
how many drinks per day?

[Anonymous No.10684118]

Just got off a year of daily drinking. Four days sober.

Should I have a drink to celebrate?

[Anonymous No.10684124]

>>10683270
I dunno about mumble rap, but I'm also a cynical asshole who can't be happy unless inebriated.

[Anonymous No.10684132]

>>10684109
20

[Anonymous No.10684134]

>>10684132
how many bottles of vodka friendo

[Anonymous No.10684136]

>>10684109
6-12

[Anonymous No.10684141]

>>10684118
m8, I recently went to a detox facility after basically being piss drunk every day for two years straight. I had a seizure a few days in and I'm only 22.
Got out and drank the same day and I'm having a beer right now. Don't do that shit to yourself, man. I quit heroin years ago. Alcohol is a fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.10684143]

>>10684118
>>10684141
>>10684132
>>10684136
I'm at a point where one small mixed drink comforts me for a good 4-6 hours. Were you ever at this point and how did it all go wrong? Because it definitely helps me cope

but I don't want to end up like you guys

[Anonymous No.10684146]

>>10684134
I drink amaretto because it’s gentle on my lady(male) parts

[Anonymous No.10684149]

>>10682962
This.
I want to stay continuously drunk if possible.

[Anonymous No.10684153]

>>10684143
The stress of being a garbage man gave me anxiety and it spiraled out of control until I missed shifts and got fired.

[Anonymous No.10684176]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww2AYxrPqkk

[Anonymous No.10684195]

>>10684143
How's your family, m8? A large part of it is genetics. I drink the same cheap beer my dad drank and in even larger quantities.
I lost my last 4 jobs due to being drunk. If you're drinking on your lunch break then stop. If you can have a nice small drinkypoo every 6 hours or so then you're good.

[Anonymous No.10684219]

>>10684153
Garvage man seems like it'd pay decently at least. Shitty tech support for foreign mongoloids, transferred to me by even worse foreign mongoloids, is not keeping me even currently.

[Anonymous No.10684251]

Oh yay does this mean the al/ck/ threads are back as long as we don't call them that?

Fuck finally I've really missed them.

No withdrawals for me boys, I'm considering picking up a few beers and some weed for the weekend so I don't just get plastered on vodka again, but it's probably not gonna happen. Weed just isn't a good enough substitute.

[Anonymous No.10684270]

I legitimately don't feel normal when I'm not drunk. Social anxiety/depression and all that. I want to find out a good cycle of drugs I can take continuously without completely fucking me up. I'm gonna try phenibut pretty soon.

[Anonymous No.10684305]

>>10684270
>I'm gonna try phenibut pretty soon
careful bro

[Anonymous No.10684310]

>>10684305
I'm aware of its addictive nature. If I think it's for me I won't be taking it more than once every 5 days or so.

[Anonymous No.10684315]

>>10683383
Wet and reckless is still treated as a DUI, if you get another one.

[Anonymous No.10684319]

>>10684310
i take 250-500mg, therapeutic dose

[Anonymous No.10684342]

>>10684319
How often?

[Anonymous No.10684358]

>>10684342
Tesy

[Anonymous No.10684359]

>>10684143
Hell no I have literally never had just one drink and then stopped.

[Anonymous No.10684360]

>>10682978
Sudoku? I think you mean seppuku...

[Anonymous No.10684362]

Is al/ck/ back lads? I enjoyed reading some of the stuff people on here would say so it would keep me away from alcohol

[Anonymous No.10684364]

>Wake up
>Shaky and nauseous
>Drink a mimosa and Irish coffee during breakfast
>Take a swig of whiskey on the way out the door
>Finally feel normal

Thanks alcohol

[Anonymous No.10684370]

Why'd the mod delete my post kek

[Anonymous No.10684384]

>>10684370
Because talking about your crippling alcoholism isn't allowed on this board anymore.

[Anonymous No.10684391]

>>10684384
Makes no sense since food service is completely full of chop hoovering alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.10684393]

>>10683203
(you)

[Anonymous No.10684394]

>don't spend money on alcohol
>only drink a couple of pints when out with the friends
>people insist I drink like a champ
I don't get it, this year at most I'vebeen to 2 bars too

[Anonymous No.10684396]

>>10684391
Booze companies' shills decided it didn't look good to have a bunch of drunks giving an insight into what alcoholism is actually like so they bought off the mods.

See
>>10684362

[Anonymous No.10684404]

>>10684319
>>10684342
i aim for once every two weeks but when things get bad i use it more frequently

if you're still here in a bit i'll list out my stack

[Anonymous No.10684409]

>>10684394

People are fucking cunts about drinking. I completely lose the ability to moderate when I have some drinks so when I'm not trying to get drunk I just don't drink at all. People are so fucking obnoxious if they notice you not drinking.

>Anon you aren't gonna get a beer?
>Oh yea in a bit
>*1 minute later
>*stops group conversation to say*
>you know anon you gotta order at the bar right, they don't come to table
>*whole group staring at me, I obviously am tempted to drink anyway*
>*fuck it I'll just have one*
>Wake up at 2pm next day with half a handle gone and a searing headache

Don't be cunts, if someone's not drinking don't fucking mention it.

[Anonymous No.10684415]

>>10683048
>hospitalized

[Anonymous No.10684421]

>almost 30
>no gf
>most single ladies my age are either already moms, already landwhales, already psychos, or some combination
>feel too creepy going after younger girls
i find solace in food and alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10684427]

>>10684409
You sound like a pussy lmao

[Anonymous No.10684429]

>>10684404
How does it feel, socially?

[Anonymous No.10684438]

>drinking the alcoholic Jew
>also taking the pharmaceutical jew
Don't do this

[Anonymous No.10684486]

>>10684429
it's like being drunk without the obvious physical effects, I guess it theoretically dumbs you down but it doesn't make you slur or anything

[Anonymous No.10684488]

>>10684438
That’s pretty cool, /pol/

[Anonymous No.10684491]

>>10683001
Lmao shut up Virgin

[Anonymous No.10684497]

>>10684421
Hit the nail on the head but to be fair most women ain't worth a fuck anyways

[Anonymous No.10684514]

>>10684438
You'll understand when you're old enough for years of sedentary life to give you awful joints.

[Anonymous No.10684532]

>>10684360
I think you should lurk more before posting

[Anonymous No.10684555]

>>10684514
I used to be very active, and yet drank a lot while still retaining decent bodily function, but once I lost my previous job I have become very sedentary, and now I truly feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.10684559]

>>10684555
>>10684555
I think I may even have borderline copd, or emphysema now. I really hate myself.

[Anonymous No.10684566]

>>10684559
Bruh. Thats what "the pharmaceutical jew" is for. Once you're past breeeding age, evolution has done nothing to help our bodies. We live far longer than our evolutionary usefulnes. If you want to feel good then you need to rely on more than nature/god/budha to carry you along. Welcome to the first stages of posthumanity. Start adding to your body until it works the way you want it to.

[Anonymous No.10684574]

>>10684360
Seppuku? I think you mean F U C K I N G N E W. Lurk moar holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.10684584]

>>10683257
Why would you let an alcohol behind the wheel? Cars should be driven by humans.