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>> No.10692884 [DELETED] 
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gay niggers

>> No.10692889

>you're not my type
How does this work in Japan or Korea or wherever this is? All the women look pretty much identical.

>> No.10692919

>not wanting to make sweet love to a chiseled black dude

>> No.10692925

roastie btfo

>> No.10692927

>what's personality?
He just wanted some uncaring slut to bang

>> No.10692959
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>> No.10692964

fuck off

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>> No.10692984

egg how

>> No.10692997

yeah we know...

>> No.10693001
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>> No.10693005

is this a /ck/ version of a bump? seems very based here.

>> No.10693006
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>> No.10693023
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>nice lookin burger
>is that banana bread

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guess which board

>> No.10693032

Its called sweet n sour you uncultured swine.

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>> No.10693035

why even eat pancakes at that point

>> No.10693039

where's the sour fugger

>> No.10693041
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Swordfish cooked in garlic? What the fuck are you doing.

>> No.10693042

The cranberry jello

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David and everyone he knew and loved died in the season finale.

>> No.10693057

They live on in my heart.

>> No.10693074

I've always wondered. Do the spinning arms serve any purpose?

>> No.10693077

I think not. just for looks and lulz.

>> No.10693080

Cooking android looks very realistic

>> No.10693097

>chocolate shavings eventually start filling up the room
>waiter nervously shovels the nth spoonful onto your plate
>he grows desperate for you to tell him it's enough

>> No.10693100

Sounds like a really mediocre nightmare.

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By Grabthar's hammer
By the Son's of Worvan
Alan Rickman is dead.

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>"alright, doesn't look bad, I'd probably eat i-"
>then the second scoop
>"that's a bit excessive"
>there's an entire minute of scoops

>> No.10693184

Fuck. Fuck I didn't even know. You will be avenged. Somehow.

>> No.10693196
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>> No.10693205

I FIGURED IT OUT! I know how he gets out of there without breaking the eggs. Now stay with me, it might sound weird at first.

>he uses the fan for upward lift
>waits for several eggs to get old, as they'll float in cold water
>heats up the water with the flame
>onions and chives make for great ignition fuel
>using all of his, the eggs floating to the surface explode after being superheated by the flame and given fuel by the chives
>he uses the fan to guide his flight path

Another mystery solved. Book em jenkins.

>> No.10693222

>you will never dunk your whole head in a huge bowl of milk

>> No.10693227

Or he just leaves out the back like every other stall.

>> No.10693248

no thats too obvious, its a trap door under his feet that lead to his sewer apartment

>> No.10693274

There are pipes under the stand.

>> No.10693301

They look neat but supposedly taste like garbage because of all the chemicals.

>> No.10693309

I wish that onion was my dick

>> No.10693446

good job anon

>> No.10693449

Can we NOT have webm threads please? As an iPhone browser I find it infuriating

>> No.10693465

>wanting to get rid of /ck/ culture that's been bred for years
You disgust me.

You shouldn't be here in the first place. Absolutely repulsive behavior. Just leave.

>> No.10693519

Pretty sure phone posters have been around longer than webm support newfag. Nice try though redit boi. Lurk a little more and maybe you won't play yourself next time

>> No.10693530

>being this assblasted your phone lacks basic features

>> No.10693542

he looks so unhappy

>> No.10693544

>getting so fucking rekt he has to change the subject


>> No.10693547

>projecting this hard

>> No.10693555

>implying phoneposters are superior
Pathetic. You people really are terrible.

>> No.10693560

hi welcome to /ck/

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What did you invite your bum boy to come stick up for you or something? Lmao fucking. I'll phone post all I like. Even better if it triggers you fucking queermos. Check my filename faggot try not to shake too hard though

>> No.10693570

A picture of ice? Or? Hmmm

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Dude he's trapped in there until he cooks all the eggs, imagine how would you feel

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I think I'm good being able to view webms.
Like related

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>getting this defensive that he can't view webms on his phone
lmao this is subhuman behaviour

>> No.10693591

>he never dunked his head in a huge bowl of milk
you don't know what you're missing man

>> No.10693592

I've seen every webm that'll be posted anyway you little faggots so now what? Here's me not giving a fuck and yet you little bitch bois are still getting triggered over phone posters aaaaaahahahahahahahah

>> No.10693596

Why don't they know when to stop?

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Dude you should probably put the phone down with these levels of ass blasted you are experiencing

>> No.10693604

what's wrong with that?

>> No.10693606

I will do soon don't you worry. Because I'm going to bed soon. And tomorrow I'm going to the zoo with TWO females hahahah while you sit at home wishing your saggy titted mamma would suck you off

>> No.10693608

My mum died yesterday.

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Is one of them called siri?

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>> No.10693617

that's very sad, anon. I was just joking but I guess it's serious, she will never suck you off again

>> No.10693621

>ad hominems left and right
>"bragging" to make yourself feel superior
Whew, anyone else smell that? Reeks of an ass-blasted faggot.

>> No.10693626

If you're going to pretend to be me at least be funny. Where do you live cunt? I'll snap your fingers off

>> No.10693629

but if I was funny everyone would know I wasn't you

>> No.10693630


aaaaaaaaaahhahaahhahahahahahaaha holy shit it truly does not get any more pathetic. Don't bother replying to me youre not worth my time

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There is a disturbing lack of Jack in this thread.

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>> No.10693641

Clearly you thought it was, because there's zero point in bringing it up.

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>> No.10693650

>banana bread

>thinking one scoop is more than enough
>knowing there are more scoops coming

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>> No.10693670

what the fuck is this heresy

>> No.10693682

>oh, well i didn't really need that much

>> No.10693688

jesus, this is almost as bad as Black Friday

>> No.10693697

Have you ever seen a Korean with beef flaps? The answer to that riddle is no. Roasties don't cook food in cute heart shaped either.
Mmmm. Chocolate.

>> No.10693708

Yellow Friday

>> No.10693711

Oh my god I lost my shit.

>> No.10693716

same to you ;)

>> No.10693726

Your mom and your little sister don't really count, anon.

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Flatten the bottom you dumb shit.
I fucking hate jack and everyone who posts him.

>> No.10693774

Detroit : Become Human 2 is looking promising

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Why do you hate me, anon? I'm just spreading the good word of Jack.

>> No.10693816

Listen as much as I hate jack I always have the same problem with waffle makers. They either: make it completely undercooked, or burnt it. I have never gotten a good waffle out of the waffle makers I've used. Granted I haven't ever used one worth more than like 20 bucks but still. It doesn't matter how little or how much batter I use, they always come out terrible.

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>taking the joke this seriously
so fucking Reddit it hurts

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>> No.10694587

That shit is just sweet anon.

>> No.10694592

Jackfruit tastes nothing like pork.

>> No.10694624

douse anything in enough sugar and salt and it can taste like bbq

>> No.10694626

Pulled pork still tastes like pork, though.

>> No.10694670

Must be a heart attack grill in disguise

>> No.10694671

Take note everyone. This is how you spot the reddit soygoy.

>> No.10694678

I also wondered this for ages until I realsed it's meant to make it look like the bottles are shitting out the ketchup

>> No.10694690

i'd try that, doesn't seem as crazy as some of the other stupid burger stuff that gets posted here

>> No.10694711

> Toast the sandwich
That is no sandwich. That is some kind of...bread lasagna...I dunno. I'd still try it.

>> No.10694724

Peanut butter goes well with burgers, but you gotta use it sparingly. I dunno what the fuck the banana bread, chocolate, and jelly were supposed to achieve, other than making that burger a fucking mess to eat.

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Jesus Christ

>> No.10694775

At least the limes are fresh, I guess

>> No.10694813

I kind of like unusuall food combinations, so I'm not going to judge Jack for that (obviously this shit is fucked far beyond edible, it's not even russian-wartime-hunger edible).
What really rustles my jimmies is that amount of different ingredients would easily suffice to make three or more meals, and wastes it all just to make this god forsaken dark matter.

>> No.10694817

>Have you ever seen a Korean with beef flaps? The answer to that riddle is no.
Come back when you've actually seen a Korean irl

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>> No.10694939

I too rapidly windmill my arms in order to charge up while I'm on the toilet.

>> No.10694977

Get the vlc app.

>> No.10694983
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>> No.10694988

>feeding LITERAL vermin


>> No.10695010

they're still better than you lol

>> No.10695025

like dihydrogen monoxide?

>> No.10695028

Food gore pls go

>> No.10695033

Actually met a great friend from panama this past semester who made fried plantains for me and and a few others. It was just friend plantains and hotdogs, but it was the thought that counts. And they're not actually that bad. That's exactly what he did to them though, squish em after you fry em.

>> No.10695039

how does he break the egg without the stall getting out

>> No.10695041

This Jack guy, it's all a clever ruse, right?

>> No.10695045

Jack is god here, the anger following him is /ck/ jealously.

>> No.10695062

I wish I was as happy as that coon

>> No.10695070

I think the original recipe call for beef too right ? I've eaten that sandwich while in Portugal and i'm pretty sure there was beef. Anyway I didn't know how the sauce was made.
This dish is supposed to be portugal's take on croque monsieur. Franscesinas means little french girl.

>> No.10695096

fucking retard. I make webms with my phone, it's that easy.....

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10695241


Pretty sure he's trying to emulate those neat performances he's seen from other street-cooks, but he's not very good at it. It's impressive when THEY do it because they're performing every action quickly and skillfully, making them look like some kind of cooking machine. With him, he's doing a lot of totally random, unnecessary movements to make it seem like he's doing more than he really is.

>> No.10695242

Tostones are great. Eat 'em with mayoketchup.

What's not great is using them in lieu of hamburger buns.

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>> No.10695246

i think hes just retarded

>> No.10695248

then of coursethere's always the cocaine theory

>> No.10695265

This wins the thread. Havent seen this one yet. Thanks anon

>> No.10695282


All three theories are simultaneously correct

>> No.10695312

where is the webm of of the hispanics putting a bunch of shit in a chip bag

>> No.10695330

That's /r9k/ you braindead niggerlover

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>> No.10695379

chinamen are fucked in the head

>> No.10695394

it’s still ducking annoying to constantly swap between vlc and safari
>inb4 get a new phone
how about you get a new face faggot
I cannot tolerate speed and stability issues with android any more.

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>> No.10695409

looks like sriracha

>> No.10695416

Stop buying shitty androids.
>iOS bricked people's phones because they received certain symbols on imessage

>> No.10695424
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Why do you have to bully me?

>> No.10695431

Looks alright, would definitely eat that. Not a fan of the reddit text though

>> No.10695439

You sound like my ex.

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Maybe she was right.

>> No.10695467

>*Nazareth - Love Hurts plays softly in the background*

>> No.10695486

Finally, someone else who does this. How do you do, fellow spinshitter?

>> No.10695489

Highschooler pls go

>> No.10695501

Ugly bitch. I'd smash that cup across her stupid head then rape her while she bleeds out. Eurgh probably wouldn't be able to cum though

>> No.10695516
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Chill out twink

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>> No.10695527

Bismuth is amazing

>> No.10695536

thats /b/

>> No.10695572
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>that phone
she's probably at least in her 60s now...

>> No.10695585

What the fuck is wrong with me when I look at her head I see a football and think about how if she were to fall on the grass it'd be a touch down

>> No.10695596

lol random much?

>> No.10695600

Korean girls prefer the BDZ (Big Detroit 'Za)

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>> No.10695631

absolutely cretinous
vegan [food] never tastes anything like [food]
If I ordered a crepe and saw this happening, I would have been irritated by the hunchback retard's antics from the start, but when he licked his finger I would have just walked away to find somewhere else to eat and reported this place to the health department.

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>> No.10695676

holy shit dude.

>> No.10695803
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>Whites think this is revolutionary
The absolute state

>> No.10695812

>With 2 females to the zoo

How did they escape in the first place?

>> No.10695826

No we don't, we think it's retarded

>> No.10695833

No you wouldn't you fucking autist. You'd just sit there silently and disassociate while she got bored and left

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All wrong. Julio is actually very popular and considered the King of Crepes. His restaurant in Alcudia, Mallorca is considered a tourist attraction.
He may still be on cocaine though, can't rule that out.

>> No.10695868

he looks like a tourist attraction the same way a performing monkey would be one

>> No.10695876

>can't rule that out
You mean you can bet on it

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Call it what you want, but the guy is making good money off of it.

>> No.10695889

Of course, anon. Don't worry, enjoy your unseasoned chicken. Careful with the ketchup, might be too spicy for you.

>> No.10695891

why do Brits have absolute shit taste when it comes to vacation spots

>> No.10695893

How does this sad, sorry, blundering, pitiful man afford all this kitchen equipment??

>> No.10695897

He seems more tired here

>> No.10695898

Goddamnit, is the stove even fucking ON as he does this??

>> No.10695902


its compressing air so the ketchup rockets out liike it does

>> No.10695903

Oh my god, what an outstanding buffoon. Why does he NEVER turn the heat up high enough??? He fails to do this EVERY SINGLE TIME

>> No.10695911

He must think it's like beef wellington. What a piece of shit. Oh my god I hate him

>> No.10695916

This is what communism does to you

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He does have a younger girl working for him there. Maybe he already spent his energy doing something else.

>> No.10695927

this new hungry hungry hippos VR game is pretty disturbing

>> No.10695928

Gives you three whole plates of jumbo shrimp that you're probably not even going to eat?

>> No.10695933

Just call it a Jackfruit sandwich and appreciate it on its own you repulsive retard. Jackfruit will NEVER approximate the taste of pork and if you think it will then you have less brain cells and more chromosomes than your mother and father let you know about. This Jess woman is the perfect wife for you since apparently she is similarly mentally handicapped. Too bad even though you're both retarded she would STILL never talk to you

>> No.10695940

Turns you into a glutenous heathen?
This is why we NEED communism.

>> No.10695947

This is gook food, not chink cuisine

>> No.10695950

jew yorkers will literally NEVER recover from this.

>> No.10695964

I don't care who you are, putting a burger in between tostones de platano is fucking retarded. Try approximating a burger with an arepa, at least that would make a little bit of sense

>> No.10695972

Communism makes it so that when you visit a country with enough food, a gigantic mob forms and everyone steals as much as they can

>> No.10695979

How can you possibly make sense out of what you just said? A bunch of citizens from a communist country start mobbing a buffet like they've never seen that much food in their life, all fighting and jostling like animals to make sure they get enough, and to remedy this problem you prescribe MORE communism??

>> No.10695988

oh my god...it even has a watermark

>> No.10696014

it's nothing to do with communism. It's just chinamen being subhuman like usual.

>> No.10696022

god forbid this guy has some fun while cranking out hundreds of crepes a day. go be cynical assholes somewhere else /ck/

>> No.10696031

Just taking advantage of supply and demand.

>> No.10696064

obviously /a/

>> No.10696076

Well he's not jewing you on the quantities, honestly looks like too much for a single crèpe

>> No.10696084

That's some of the calmest "mobbing" I've ever seen.

>> No.10696107

>jack somehow still has all his fingers
proof that he is god's chosen one.

>> No.10696111

can you imagine having to do that shit for like 10h a day every day

>> No.10696115

This is why white men invented machines.

>> No.10696123
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i think that's the novelty of it

>> No.10696130

Can't wait for Japan to be as diabetic as the US

>> No.10696133

Is she blind?

>> No.10696135

You say that, but when you actually take a bite it's VERY low on the sweetness scale. Those syrups and creams would taste like water to the typical American palate.

>> No.10696137

mmmnope i had crepes like a week ago at the place i posted the picture from and it tastes exactly like sweet crepes anywhere else

>> No.10696158

>cocking sounds

>> No.10696195

(and all the other ones)
So like, what's the story with this Jack guy?
Is he meming or something? Cuz I mean
>Lets an egg yolk slip off the grill while he's standing right there
>Tapes himself haphazardly trying to cut up a potato with an apple slicer or something and failing miserable
>Uses cool whip, cheese, and some greens didn't get a good luck really all together in the same recipe

>> No.10696209

*didn't get a good look

>> No.10696247

I wonder how he convinced his parents to take part in this.

>> No.10696292

Some things are better left unknown.

>> No.10696301

new to this board? jack has been a forever meme. at one point, jack was a bannable offence but mods and janitors gave up entirely. now he's just a meme and uses that for his yt and he sells sauces I do believe as well. I don't know I guess, but that's my take on it

>> No.10696389

>new to this board?
I come here occasionally but I don't really pay attention and usually use this board as a repository of amusingly over dramatic posts on the topic of such an innocent topic as the correct ratio of peanut butter to jelly. Occasionally, I ask questions, but its been a while.

Most of my food knowledge comes from Chef John.

Unless its that guy that did the cream cheese cake/pie thing can't remember which, but actually I subsequently heard that that particular idea wasn't nearly as completely insane as thought.
I remember him being a little gross in some way or other, but the cooking/baking IIRC was fine.
Probably not the same guy.

>> No.10696394

hes not memeing at all, hes just a dumbass.

>> No.10696403

Honestly just looks like he's grooving out to some good fast paced music.

>> No.10696404


Milk baths are a thing

>> No.10696469
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>Calling them tostones de platano
Patacones are clearly the superior choice. If you don't like the burger, put shredded beef or chicken instead, do anything you like to it. But never say arepas are better, anon. I'll forgive you for this.

>> No.10696491

>Tourist attraction for just fucking crepes
You can make this shit at home easily with all the readily available ingredients he has, he just does it hoped up on speed.
He puts effort into the show, but the product is worthless and boring.
How much creativity or thought does it take a bunch of generic ingredients and wrap them inside one of the most easily made breads in existence?
I could forgive it if there was any plating or if it went with anything, but this is just him wading up sweet things in a crepe and handing it to you.

Meanwhile, there's a Mongolian place around here that has good food AND the chefs can accurately toss the bowls into a stack.
They have decent prices too.

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>> No.10696516

*You think its retarded.
That actually seems like a really interesting idea to me. I actually think it's inventive (least its new to me) and might taste pretty good.
Even with the shitty reddit text, like that other anon said. Fuck that text.

>> No.10696572

gotcha bro

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Step aside little boy

>> No.10696973


oh my

>> No.10696993

Degenerate culture.

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He seems pretty based besides being a shit cook

>> No.10697024

Based Todd Glass.

>> No.10697050

Don't eat it, it's full of worms and other parasites and sometimea has weird sores on it.

>> No.10697059


>> No.10697104

No, just an Instagram """""model"""""" who's famous for just staring
She's married to some fat spic

>> No.10697122

is it wrong that I'm turned on by this?

>> No.10697137

I bet this dude beats the shit out of his wife

>> No.10697173

Yeah cocaine and vaseline don't make a good combo surprisingly

>> No.10697191

>that stupid zoom in

MMMMMMMMMM, oil on a knife so yummy!!! :)

>> No.10697233

Without the IPA it wouldn't be so bad right? Maybe without the salsa too.

>> No.10697242

This is me at that chinese buffet with crab legs in town

>> No.10697249

Ones at my school that you have to turn it over can make some nice golden waffles

>> No.10697256

It just doesn't even look like he's cooking anything

>> No.10697271

Not yet at least. It should still be okay

>> No.10697284

The motion of the crepe spreader is so satisfying

>> No.10697289

You don't have to tell me. That's a mistake you don't make twice.

>> No.10697291

He's probably in close to a flow state just going through the motions.

>> No.10697301

Just regular plantains I can't see tasting very good

>> No.10697310

That looks pretty fucking good

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>> No.10697322

Yanks get really defensive over their pizza

>> No.10697325

I fucked an El Savadoran stripper once. She had a cherry tattoo tramp stamp above her ass crack. She said she wanted me to cum on her face and glasses, but I came on her tits instead. The ol' pearl necklace. OP's pic reminds me of that.

>> No.10697332

If they give to go boxes then this is somewhat justified

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>> No.10697360

Because look how happy he is

>> No.10697362

Does the egg king rule over the eggs or do the eggs rule him?

>> No.10697378

I don't think this is supposed to look elegant like the other ones

>> No.10697382

>onions can sweat
Is this the power of the american education system?

>> No.10697383

At least wear a proper shirt I'm not trying to get your armpit hair in my food

>> No.10697415

It has a similar texture, though.

>> No.10697441


>> No.10697468

Way to go

>> No.10697507

No but your post shows the power of the yuro/Australian/wherever one

>> No.10697508

ah titties
fucking keks

>> No.10697513

So what? Some people prefer quiche to pizza.

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>multitude of comments making fun of him
>replies mad to the one defending him

>> No.10697535

Yet he's not the one wearing a wife beater.

>> No.10697538

Is that my dad Stamper?

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>> No.10697571


five responses and no neckbeard calling her ugly yet. nice job guys.

>> No.10697580

>[sighs in korean]

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>> No.10697595

yeah, no. youre wrong, and a fucking dumbass for literally spreading bullshit.

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>> No.10697655

I wanted to see ja/ck/ posting not this

>> No.10697658

Then go make a fucking Jack thread ass hole.

>> No.10697684


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>implying /ck/ webm threads aren't ja/ck/ threads by default

>> No.10697701

You're ugly.

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>> No.10697735

This is awful. I would legitimately rather watch jack than this.

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>> No.10697767

Difference is, they don't eat anywhere near as much.

>> No.10697779

when he put the cheese in the middle I assumed he was at least going to fold in thirds
>not stirring the eggs for the first 10 seconds to get a proper curd
>laying the cheese in liquid eggs
enjoy your rubbery eggs that are both overcooked and runny

>> No.10697786

What did you mean by this, anon?

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>> No.10697791

I wish these people would stop trying to be funny.

>> No.10697803

it seems like she's trying to use onions to make herself cry.

>> No.10697809

i would rather watch tasty than this

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>> No.10697825

>All the women look pretty much identical.


>> No.10697828

the burger is not even cooked right

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>> No.10697853

>Big Boss Grill

>> No.10697864

this is fucking vile

>> No.10697865

>hates niggers
>wants to fire bomb dune coons
>hates women
>hates fags even though he has gay thoughts
>thinks hes a nice guy
>cant cook
holy shit jack is /ourguy/

>> No.10697873

he's guaranteed a hardcore zionist tho. He's the archetypal boomer.

>> No.10697882


BASED Jack Scalfani should debate Jordan Peterson

>> No.10697893

>"See look, product is crap. Guys' don't buy this"

Didn't watch the video, but I guarantee this was his response.

>> No.10697897

>Julio since 1986
no way he's only 32

>> No.10697899

cocaine accelerates the aging process

>> No.10697909

what kind of s o y boyery is this

>> No.10697927

lol that means he's been doing his autism dance with pancakes since 86, not 'alive since 86', so he's atleast 50

>> No.10697928

Was almost good until he added all that fucking cheese, eww

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>> No.10698044

You know that probably tastes great but I can't wrap my fucking head around why these people're trying to pretend this has anything to do with fish.

>> No.10698050
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Because vegans have to be advocates. It's not about enjoying the food, it's about convincing non-vegans that their food is just as good as tastes just like the food they know.

>> No.10698082

I've seen a lot of fucked up videos online but for some reason this one makes me rage like no other

>> No.10698118

>its full of this chink's breath

>> No.10698132

rest in peace

>> No.10698267

>Not even a 3% difference between them
The only thing I'm taking away from this is that all pizza is delicious

>> No.10698308

>vegan fish and chips
>they even fuck up the chips

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I can feel entire weeks being shaved off of my lifespan due to the blood pressure raising antics of that shithead.

>> No.10699039

24 monthly installments

>> No.10699186

Enjoy your germs.

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