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Good ass food Webm's

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>>10704751
We already have a webm thread summerfag

>> No.10705108

>>10704751
That’s just excessive

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>> No.10706890

>>10706861
I guess it's a lot of cheese. sigh.

>> No.10706897

>>10704889
it's hitting the bump limit idiot

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>> No.10706943

>>10706933
I feel like Grant Achatz and everyone cook who works at Alinea should be killed when I see stuff like this.

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>> No.10706958

>>10706953
>Yan aged better than Jet Li

lol

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>>10704751

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>>10706958
>yfw Jet Li pulled a Ginyu bodyswap with Yan years ago

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>>10706980

>> No.10707204

>>10707024
bra Miagi got skills
>>10707034
So's Manuel

>> No.10707538

>>10706861
>Shredded condoms were used to create tendons of the beast's ferocious jaws.

>> No.10707548

>>10707204
>bra miagi
thats martin yan

>> No.10707571

>>10706980

Every time i see shit like this i hope it's satire

>> No.10707589

>>10706980
kekd really hard, jezus christ.

>> No.10707765

>>10704751
okay I was totally with this until the fry mush at the end

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>> No.10707923

>>10706933
I thought it was going somewhere and it didn't.

>> No.10707935

>>10706980
I mean I'd try it

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>>10707861

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>>10707982

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>> No.10707997

>>10707982
Why does he use a whisk in a drill instead of a normal hand mixer? I assume he's male because even women aren't stupid enough to think it's a good idea to be this quirky.

>> No.10708011

>>10704751
wait do americans actually eat this? I was ready after the sandwiches were grilled, but beyond that was overkill

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>>10707986

>> No.10708041

>>10707986
I hate the way he eats burger fuck

>> No.10708047
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>>10708035

>> No.10708191

>>10706861
Looks fucking disgusting. Americans are gross

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>>10708047

>> No.10708222

>>10706933
what is this hipster garbage?

>> No.10708225

>>10706933
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, then get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

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>>10708204

>> No.10708246

>>10708204
>literally just breakfast wellington
>not using something other than white fucking bread
>>>>>ketchup
The worst ones are like this, where a quirky idea could actually be good and then it's fucking ruined by something like that.

>> No.10708256

>>10706861
Looks like a shitty pizza hut pie with extra cheese.

>> No.10708261

>>10706933
>>10707923
This. I still don't know what it's supposed to be, but I don't care for it.

>> No.10708265

>>10707982
>charcoal
Is dry ice a meme?

>> No.10708276

>>10707991
Odd, I just watched this on yt the other day.

>>10708035
What's so special about a raw egg?

>>10708047
Didn't think it was going anywhere, but it did. Probably not worth the effort.

>> No.10708395

>>10708276
>What's so special about a raw egg?
Jack thinks it is cooked.

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>>10704751
>didn't even spread the salt

this webm is cursed actually

>> No.10708448

>>10708403
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT

>> No.10708476

>>10708403
when. When! WHEEEEEN!

>> No.10708486

>>10708448
agreed
needed more chocolate

>> No.10708512

>>10705108
It lost me when they put the potatoes on the sandwich.

>> No.10708520

>>10706980
only now i notice he dips the pan in the tomato soup FUCK

>> No.10708526

>>10708047
Things that should not be done with food because there are a lot of work and impractical because you can't fucking eat them.

>> No.10708528

>>10708035
CAN'T EVEN COOK A FUCKING EGG

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>>10708528
vintage chef scalfani

>> No.10708626

>>10708588

didnt this wanna strangle his son?

>> No.10708627

>>10708011
>WebM in Italian
>Americans

GTFO

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>>10708626
only becuase the good book told him so

>> No.10708647

>>10704751
How do you even eat that?

>> No.10708670

>>10708647
One bite at a time

>> No.10708671

>>10708403
the furst scoop was already at least twice bigger than necesary

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>>10704889
Stupid nig nog

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>>10706861
I wish I had some right now.

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>>10706780
I've been looking for this webm for quite some time, thank you.

>> No.10709272

>>10708225
I always look forward to seeing this post, thank you for your service

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>>10708191

>> No.10709294

>>10708627

Real italians would stop at 0:22

>> No.10709296

>>10708241

This webm makes me so angry for some reason.

>> No.10709302

>>10708265
I bet it'd stop yer farts from stinking.

>> No.10709303

>>10709270
that poor little girl

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we /transcendent cuisine/ now

>> No.10709537

>>10709309
Good start, but it still has a long way to go until being useful in my opinion. Only flipping the burger is like 5% of the entire process.

>> No.10709548

>>10709270
I know this shows my fatness but maybe half the butter and I would devour.

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>>10708241
>go through all the effort of making an edible shot glass
>don't eat the shot glass

why anon

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Why don't they make these

>> No.10709621

>>10709537
on the contrary, they had to slow it down because the human workers couldn't keep up

>> No.10709788

>>10709594
>Estimate delivery Jan 2017
>Check site
>We’re currently working on delivering our
first order to our early customers

>> No.10709811

>>10709788
IIRC they never shipped a single spoon

>> No.10709892

>>10708191
What did you say about us, FOREIGNER? NUKE EM!!!!!!

>> No.10709895

>>10708241
What's the point of putting it in the glass... this is so stupid

>> No.10709902

>>10709788
Crowdfunding ladies and gentlemen.

>> No.10709986

>>10707861
I see hands like that and I just keep thinking it's a disappointing jack webm.

>> No.10709988

>>10709549
this may be their most useless trick yet. One bite and it is done

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>>10709988
not quite

>> No.10710117

>>10710028
Chip shapes are the superior dipping shape, why would you do this

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>>10707982
really activates your charcoal

>> No.10710143

>>10708241
>Pointless edible shot glass
>Just spikes it into the beer
Lost it

>> No.10710145

>>10704751
>NOT PLACING THE BREAD FACE DOWN ON THE GRIDDLE AFTER CUTTING IT IN HALF TO BROWN UP THE INSIDE

ITS GONNA SOGG TO SHIT OTHERWISE, VAFANGU STRONZO

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>>10710028
>unsalted butter
>add salt
But why tho

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>>10710028
>>10707982
Christ in heaven

>> No.10710182

>>10708403
It just keeps going. I think i just threw up.

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>>10708403
>MILK CHOCOLATE
LA ABOMINACIÓN

A LITERAL BUCKET OF IT LMAO, DISGUSTING

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>> No.10710234

>>10707982
oh that doesn't look ba-
>let's show some ugly faggot eating it at the end
jesus fucking christ

>>10707997
because it's something alton brown did, iirc

>> No.10710295

>>10708410

not to mention it's already full of salt then proceeds to mash it all up fuggin gross

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>> No.10710343

>>10708041
i hate the way he does just about anything

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>>10710343
It's ok to be jealous, anon.

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>> No.10710358

>>10710324
>HE PUTS IT INSIDE
KEK

THE HAIRDRYER TRICK IS VALID BUT ITS JUST TO HELP CRISP THE SKIN, ABSOLUTELY USELESS ON THE INSIDE

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>>10705108
>>10707765
>>10708011
>>10708410
>>10708647
>>10710145

>> No.10710365

>>10710028
>yeah i'm just gonna dig into this bowl of sour cream with my edible cheese spoon
i don't even

>> No.10710368

>>10706861
gross

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>> No.10710389

>>10704751
jesus christ favreau its just a grilled cheese sandwich

>> No.10710399

>>10710382
Is that the only part of that fruit you can eat?

>> No.10710403

>>10710212
based

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>> No.10710423

these threads are pointless
we've already seen all the webms usually posted in this cesspool
kys

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>>10710421

>> No.10710429

>>10706861
this is a worksafe board, anon...

>>10706890
>>10708191
>>10710368
queer homo bitch pussy vegan fairy dicksucker faggot. Fuck off.

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>>10710429

>> No.10710453

>>10710425
CHIVES? CHIVES??
FUCK YOU

FRESH BASIL TOPS LASAGNA IDIOT

>> No.10710460

>>10710425
for what purpose

>> No.10710498

>>10710425
but why...

I'd rather eat a more meaty and cheesy/saucy 8 layer lasagna than this shit

>> No.10710504

>>10710351
Turned 2 burgers into 3.5 burgers. This guys a genius

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>>10710382

>> No.10710555

>>10706980
It's no wonder Mexicans get so fat

>> No.10710580

>>10709548
It does anon.

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>> No.10710615

>>10710555
Fat's not even the worst here, think of the salt.

>> No.10710651

>>10710425
Too much noodle!!

>> No.10710653

>>10710382
It looks like pulled pork but theres no way it tastes similar enough to assume it is.

>> No.10710704

>>10710653
ALL THEIR TASTING IS ALL THE SEASONING, AND MOSTLY THE LIQUID SMOKE

SOAK SOME STYROFOAM IN LIQUID SMOKE, SAME TASTE

SUPPOSEDLY THE TEXTURE OF THAT RETARDED FRUIT DOUBLE COOKED TO A MUSH IS SIMILAR TO PULLED PORK BUT ITS DOUBTFUL

>> No.10710747

>>10710704
>being this low IQ

>> No.10710858

>>10708403
They don't stop coming and they don't stop coming...

>> No.10710865

>>10710555
>that abomination
>Mexican
I mean they're still pretty fat but not from stuff like this

>> No.10710908

>>10710425
Jesus

>> No.10711000

>>10710380
these just keep getting worse

>> No.10711018

>>10707982
I thought you couldn't eat dry ice?

>> No.10711026

somebody post egg fort pls?

>> No.10711033

>>10708520
>He

>> No.10711039

>>10710555
That's a white women anon

>> No.10711049

>>10711018
You can't.
The dry ice in that recipe has all sublimated (turned to CO2 gas) while it is being prepared. By the time you eat it there is no longer any left.

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>> No.10711067

>>10711049
Oh, okay.

>> No.10711070

>>10704751
Should have stopped at 0:23

Everything after that is too much.

>> No.10711072

>>10710380
Yo seriously what the fuck is the deal with this shit

>> No.10711075

>>10711026
seconding this request

>> No.10711110

>>10707982
>whisk in a cordless drill
Come on now

>> No.10711156

>>10706980

I was good to go until the olives desu senpai

>> No.10711167

>>10709895
>>10710143
it's an irish car bomb, peasants

>> No.10711168

>>10711110
What would you use instead?

>> No.10711174

>>10711167
What fucking Irish car bomb has butterscotch in it?

>> No.10711202

>>10711174
>White American putting unnecessary ingredients in an established dish and making it worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzMzFGgmQOc

>> No.10711290

>>10711054
why does he shake the pan? this poor kid.

>> No.10711408

>>10710151
FOR

>> No.10711484
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>> No.10711495

>>10707861
didnt know you could cook a prolapse

>> No.10711543

>>10708588
Rare chicken. Wait, this Jack motherfucker is a damn cooking troll right? Because holy shit his entire family must suffer near constant food poisoning.

>> No.10711552

>>10709537
fast food has been automated since the 50s, literally all you need is one underpaid negro to operate an entire facility.
https://youtu.be/FmXLqImT1wE

>> No.10711571

>>10708588
>>10711543

even though this webm is gross for a number of reasons, raw chicken doesn't bleed like that, it's just some shit that happens in some chickens cause of the marrow. Happened to me once with a fully cooked and temperature checked chicken, went to carve it and it started gushing that shit. Wouldn't eat it til I scoured the internet and confirmed several times it's not pleasant but totally safe to eat. Made it very gamey.

Also Jack does this shit that drives me up the fucking wall where he pokes and prods at his food like it's a fucking cadaver (appropriate for the visual state of most of his cooking but still). If there is a God he will give Jack such severe food poisoning that he'll never want to cook again

>> No.10711648

>>10710583
God. You could make this so much better

First off
> replace yolk with deviled egg filling, stone ground mustard + vegan mayo
>dust inside of avocado with paprika, salt, pepper
> wrap in bacon and skewer from top down
> BAKE in the oven
Wa la

And you could probably do some shit with bread crumbs and tomato but fuck it

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>> No.10711722

>>10705108
>t. soy boy

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>> No.10711884

>>10710453
>BASIL
you mean parsley

>> No.10711925

Did you Ja/ck/offs know that Ja/ck/ was on a shitty gaming podcast 4 years ago?

https://youtu.be/nRbud-uwLcA?t=2m41s

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can't start my day without a good ja//ck/ing

>>10711925
>gaming podcast
Jack is DSP's greatest detractor

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>>10711996
He does say at one point that his son knows not to act like the thugs in video games or Jack will "break his face"

>> No.10712019

>>10710382
i dont get why vegans try to imitate meat dishes all the time, all theyre doing is verifying how good the meat dish is
Also, thanks buzzfeed level bitches for confusing the vegan shit with the normal shit, we get it you think pulled pork tastes like barbecue, and look its vegetables smothered in barbeque

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>>10712007
the good lord said love thy neighbor as thyself
unless he's a Palestinian then kill the bastard

but yeah Jack is the only one in that entire clusterfuck of a video who comes off even slightly good

>> No.10712024

>>10710412
>snack
you literally made a full dish but substituted the foundation of the dish with shitty chips

>> No.10712035

>>10710583
>avacado
>bacon
kys you plebbit browsing trash

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>>10712020
Yeah, at least he actually sounds like he likes video games unlike cooking.

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>>10712007
Why can he not even melt chocolate right???

>> No.10712045

>>10711925
But has anyone ever tracked down his nu-wave oven commercial?

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>> No.10712075

>>10712041
melting chocolate isn't actually that easy, you get any water in it and it seizes

>> No.10712080

>>10711755
Fourty keks based

>> No.10712091

>>10706980
>mexican_dump.webm

>> No.10712104
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>>10712041
He is so skilled that the chocolate just seizes out of fear

>> No.10712107
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>>10712045
Nope, I suspect it never actually aired but I don't watch TV so I can't confirm or deny

>> No.10712153

>>10707982
>activated charcoal becomes a thing that is used to help people ODing
>hipsters turn it into a health meme

>> No.10712160

>>10712061
When your only customers is bees

>> No.10712161
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>>10710354

>> No.10712175

>>10712051
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>> No.10712181

>>10710382
>smother it in BBQ sauce
>most of it is virtually tasteless outside of the sauce
>people who have only had shitty imitations of texan style and aren't even aware of the superior carolina style think "This tastes like bbq sauce! It must be real!"

>> No.10712189

>>10712075
all you have to do is put the chocolate in a bowl bigger then the pot your using to steam the water and that won't happen

Fucking Jack though clearly just put chocolate straight into a non-stick pot and put it on the stove, not even double boiling it

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>>10711925
kek, have you seen Jack Jr. recently? I saw some of the recent jack on the go episodes and he is now a total fucking wigger retard

>> No.10712320

>>10712019
Vegan here. I don't think meat tastes bad. I love it, actually.

>> No.10712329

>>10711484
The pancakes look great, but eggs should NEVER have that browned colour. It means they're severely overcooked, and they taste terrible.

>> No.10712357
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>>10708403
I just wanted some chocolate with my pancakes.

What have you done?

>> No.10712358

>>10710399

Jackfruit is kind of like a pomegranate. You have a big waxy container with pockets of fruit that has seeds in it. All that yellow you can see at the beginning is more of the fruit.

My local store sells these when they are in season. I always wanted to try one but, they won't cut them up like they do with all the other melons and some fruit. I haven't just purchased a whole one myself because the sap is really sticky and can ruin kitchen tools and the damn things are like 10 lbs.

The sap is why, at the beginning, they coat the knife with oil. It stops the sap from sticking. You have to cover everything that is going to touch the sap with oil to help with the clean up.

>> No.10712370

>>10704751
This one pisses me off every time.

>> No.10712382

>>10712061

What is happening here? Is this just an outdoor market that either one or a few swarms determined are a good foraging source?

>> No.10712383

>>10712020
so this is one of Jefferey Dahmer's recepies?

>> No.10712410

>>10712061
What's even going on here?

>> No.10712411
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>>10712383
Don't you ever insult Ja/ck/ again

>> No.10712414

>>10706980
That trailer-made casserole is not mexican.

>> No.10712425

>>10712259
Watching videos of Jack Jr make it clear that he basically has no brain. I can't be assed to find any from when he was a kid, but the expression in his face and how he would look at things was possibly the dumbest I've ever seen. He has a cute girlfriend I want to fucking destroy with my cock though.

>> No.10712440
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>>10712425
I haven't seen any videos with his gf, which one has her in it?

>> No.10712450
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>>10712425
From what I remember he was a pretty normal kid, not sure when he changed into such a fucking idiot. How did he even get a qt girlfriend?

>tfw no gf

>> No.10712456

>>10704889
>Implying anyone would waste their summer on this shit board.

>> No.10712467

>>10712440
>>10712450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCCY_nC7bS4

She's in this one around 1:20. There are better ones but I only recalled for sure she was in this one. Fuckin QT desu.

>> No.10712472

>>10711054
>puts water on it
ahhh hahaha

>> No.10712474

>>10712450
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5L8NFru438

Start watching around 5:18 for Jack.Jr. He just looks like such a fucking stupid kid, and the way it takes him like 15 seconds to respond to Jack talking to him makes him seem even more retarded. I can't believe Jack himself has been so successful in life while being the biggest moron in the world. He epitomizes everything disgusting about the modern world, honestly. I hate him so much.

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>>10712467
kek, well she is pretty qt

>> No.10712482

>>10712479
She's wasted on that fat retard. Imagine voluntarily accepting sperm that carries Jack's genetics into your body.

>> No.10712483

>>10712456
I do
this is the confiest board

>> No.10712491

>>10707982
He bit into it. Reeeeeeeee!

>> No.10712492

>>10712382
it's call bee mochi it's a delicacy

>> No.10712500

>>10709525
cute! :3c

>> No.10712508

>>10706980
Still after all this time I can become enraged how this stupid bitch just pours everything into the middle each time.

>> No.10712520

>>10704751
Fat Sals is rather meh, it's pretty gross if it gets cold because there's so much crap in it.

>> No.10712538

>>10710412
These fucking things are called " tostilocos".

>> No.10712595
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My last Ja/ck/ of the night

>> No.10712611

>>10712425
>I want to destroy her with my cock
>outside of marriage

nah not today, nah nah, no not today nah

>> No.10712617

>>10712611
sick reference bro

>> No.10712629

>>10710354
uhhhhh, don't post that

>> No.10712653
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>>10710324

>> No.10712702

>>10712329
>but eggs should NEVER have that browned colour. It means they're severely overcooked, and they taste terrible.
>Never
>Severely overcooked
>taste terrible
All wrong.

>> No.10712822

>>10710412
I feel like this must of come about from poor Mexican kids just eating the condiments out of their fridge because there was never anything else to eat.

>> No.10712826

>>10712329
I used to think this. Then I tried it. It’s just Maillard reaction, anon. If done right, it has the same exact flavor and texture as crispy fried cheese, like the kind on the very top layer of a well done pizza.
Delicious.

There’s still something to be said about perfectly white, fluffy eggs. But if your omelette doesn’t have some lacing, you’re doing yourself a disservice. I agree it can be done wrong or overlooked, and that’s worse than runny eggs imo.

>> No.10712862

>>10708246
What's wrong with white bread?

>> No.10712993

>>10711755

This person's soul is stuck in 2009 and I hope it dies there.

>> No.10713011

>>10710351

jack i know youre not supposed to overwork the meat but come on

>> No.10713025

>>10713011
That's not Jack.

>> No.10713031
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>>10713011
that, my good man, is the beautiful individual known as Kay

>> No.10713050

>>10704751
whatever country this is from has no right to ask if Americans eat something anymore

>> No.10713069

>>10709270
you have got to be fucking kidding me

>> No.10713266

>>10710337
What kind of psychopath eats dry toast?

>> No.10713274

>>10710382
I was so sure this was a parody to begin with.

Jess a cute tho

>> No.10713286
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>> No.10713290

>>10713286
this is NOT how you do cheesy chips, this webm is a sham

It's literally just chips/fries with a load of cheddar dumped on top, maybe with some mayo if you're into that

>> No.10713296

>>10712425
>>10712450
>>10712467
>>10712479

https://youtu.be/x3QKxuxB5R4

She looks like your average, plain-jane white girl. Are you guys for real?

>> No.10713305
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Is this food?

>> No.10713308
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>>10713305
no, but neither is this

>> No.10713310

>>10706933
I want to punch these retards so fucking much.

>> No.10713321

>>10710429
mutt

>> No.10713333

>>10708204
just use a fucking tortilla reeeeee

>> No.10713337
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>>10713333
nice quads
lame post

>> No.10713349

>>10713337
Boy I sure do love overcooked eggs and undercooked bacon with some leaves for garnish.

>> No.10713372

>>10710354
nonoNONONOOOOOOO

>> No.10713389

>>10706980
Those olives at the end trigger me everytime

>> No.10713390

>>10710425
>way too much pastry
>mixes bechamel with the meat sauce
>meat sauce is cooked in an overcrowded pan and looks like shit
truly an inferior lasagne

>> No.10713398

>>10712061
>how was work today, honey? any new customers?
>nope, just fucking bees again.

>> No.10713401

Holy shit, I wasn't expecting for this thread to go off

>> No.10713405
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>> No.10713407

>>10712061
How does he get out of there without breaking all the bees?

>> No.10713411

>>10710028
>Make an interesting crust for a savory pie

>Turn it into fucking spoons for some reason

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>>10708225

>> No.10713416

>>10706953
what kinda dough is that? I want to try making these.

>> No.10713423

>>10713405
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10713430

>>10707024
this kills the garlic

>> No.10713439
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>>10708035
>raw viscous egg whites

>> No.10713442
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>> No.10713511
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>> No.10713525

>>10713442
Vegans were a mistake.

>> No.10713608

>>10712181

Seriously. Good pulled pork doesn’t even need sauce.

>> No.10713673

>>10712189
Fucking microwaving would have been better than what he did.

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>>10712061

>> No.10713688

>>10713675
I thought they were called Sigmoids, like the colon.

>> No.10713729

>>10707982
ya'll realize this is supposed to be a prank, right? The charcoal stains your teeth black, the dude at the end even deliberately bites into the ice cream and shows his teeth

>> No.10713764
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>> No.10713813

>>10713511
>Pouring the sauce over top
Could have served it on the side in small bowls, but noooo.

>> No.10713886

>>10704751
What's ass food? Like suppositories?

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>>10713886

>> No.10713899

>>10713405
H)OOWW EgggGGGG

HOW

>> No.10713902

>>10706861
>thumb in the shot

>> No.10713909

>>10713405
h-HHHhHHOwweeeeeHOWEGGGG?G?????EEEEEEEG

eg~ how~

>> No.10713936

>>10708035
>used a cold egg
>plates it knowing it's not finished

>> No.10713944

>>10712061
>the way the bees move when shes rolling out the pastry
COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS

>> No.10713976

>>10710425
>it's just a bunch of noodle
This is garbage.

>> No.10713990

>>10711996
>crowding the pan
>behaving like the aluminum foil will burn you

>> No.10714002

>>10710382
I'd eat her pork sandwich

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>>10704751
>it just keeps getting bigger

>> No.10714272

>>10709270
"Keto burger"

>> No.10714287

>>10713423
There might be a door in the back that you can't see from the angle of the camera.

>> No.10714297

>>10713525
Why are vegans so obsessed with trying to make vegan version of normal foods. "Look at us make inferior versions of the stuff you normally eat." Yeah, that'll definitely make people want to switch

>> No.10714336

>>10712595
If he's such a pussy about laying calmy that shit he's frying, why not use a fucking fork to sink into the oil?

>> No.10714456

>>10711408
ME,

>> No.10714484
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>> No.10714491

>>10708630
Does this person have down syndrome?

>> No.10714493

>>10714336
The whole fucking point is to be as cringe as possible in order to appeal to his target audience. If he did things properly there'd be no point in watching him.

>> No.10714495

>>10714484
Why does it start melting when it's exposed to air?

>> No.10714497

>>10706933
> Literally looks like something my 4 year old nephew would draw
> mfw they probably paid over %100 for this

>> No.10714503

>>10714495
It has nothing to do with air. It has to do with being cut open. The cheese is liquid inside, presumably because it is hot.

>> No.10714510

>>10710412
I fucking hate our junk food

>> No.10714523

>>10712075
ive melted chocolate like 100 times and never had an issue

>> No.10714548

>>10713511

Can a human being unironically enjoy this? I mean why? I get that cheese is good but what the fuck?

>> No.10714553

>>10709309
>raising the minimum wage is always a great idea!
>literally the perfect cure to poverty!
>nothing will ever go wrong!!!
>why are you trying to stop me, capitalist bootlicker?!

>> No.10714574

>>10714553
Yeah, let's drive inflation entirely through illiquid asset backing, that's makes a healthy economy.

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>>10709309

>> No.10714918
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>>10713011
Actually, that's Kay.

>> No.10714923
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>> No.10714939

>>10714923
looks nice

>> No.10714945

>>10711755
this webm can fuck off.

>> No.10714965

>>10714923
>for traditional looking fish and chips, make sure it's pale and mangled like me

>> No.10714974

>>10711755
>vegan fish
Was it fed cornmeal or kelp?

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>> No.10714990
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>> No.10714993
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POW!!!

>> No.10715001

>>10714990
How do you fuck this up?

>> No.10715004

>>10714990
>having the dexterity of a retarded baby gorilla

>> No.10715014
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>> No.10715024

>>10713416
Those are called cong you Bing. (translated as green onion oil pancake) It's a kind of Chinese pancake, we eat it either as a side dish with an actual meal or as a breakfast. You can't find recipes online.

>> No.10715029

>>10715014
...wait I think I recognize those hands, is that JOEY

>> No.10715034

>>10715029
>not recognising the car from so often averting your gaze from his monstrous visage

But yeah, that's him

>> No.10715035

>>10715029
Yep

>> No.10715038

>>10714908
When he picks the last bun, i imagined he wanted to celebrate the finished burger only to see he did that only to apply sauce.

>> No.10715061

>>10709537
The guy cleaning the robot will still be paid minimum wage.

>> No.10715067

>>10715014
I thought mayo and banana couldn't get more disgusting but then he makes and eats it in his car

>> No.10715080
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10715080

>>10711408
YOU

>> No.10715091

>>10712450
THIS GIRL NEEDS MUHDICK IN HER TITTYS 2BH

>> No.10715107

>>10713266
The kind that has to pause and remember what to do with food.

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>>10710354
For what purpose?

>> No.10715194

>>10714990
Walla!

>> No.10715282

>>10710354
>pink in the middle
it is reddit, isnt it

>> No.10715294

>>10714923
Looks a proper homely lass that

>> No.10715319
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10715319

>>10710583
>they roll the egg to crack it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10715380

>>10713296
Fuck you man she's pretty cute

>> No.10715847

>>10715038
Lol, that's what I thought too. I thought it was a celebratory dance.

>> No.10715912

>>10708403
>when you forget to say stop at olive garden

>> No.10715954

>>10706933

I want to close this restaurant.

>> No.10716417

>>10709525
needs more rene redzepi

>> No.10716589

>>10710747
he wasn't wrong

>> No.10716687

>>10706980
My grandma makes something kinda similar. It's just ground beef+taco seasoning, pinto beans, doritos, and topped with cheddar and baked. Pretty yummy.

>> No.10716718

>>10713286
i really want to bomb buzzfeed, FUCKING IRAN ? FUCKING IRANIANS DONT DRINK ALCOHOL HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE DRUNK FOOD YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

>> No.10716793

>>10715954
G there around 9pm and ask for a table

>> No.10716854

>>10712061
do really europeans eat that?

>> No.10716992

>>10713416
lol don't listen to >>10715024, they're like the easiest "Chinese food" to make. Dough is water, wheat flour and soy sauce. You roll it around scallions into a rope like in the video, cut the rope, roll it longer/thinner then twirl it into a tight spiral. Squeeze it together and fry the patties in oil, serve with rice vinegar and more soy sauce, wa la.

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