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10709512 No.10709512 [Reply] [Original]

is your gf/wife a fussy eater /ck/?

>> No.10709520

>>10709512
you're going to regret letting your wife eat in the bed like that

>> No.10709521
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10709521

no gf

>> No.10709526

>>10709512
no but I am pusy eater!!!

>> No.10709851

>>10709512
>pussy eater

>> No.10709869

>>10709512
Horribly, she only eats a few traditional Polish meals and pizza and pasta. Very rarely some fried chicken and salad. It gets so boring doing the same few dishes. Im starting to get specialized in them even though I dont want to.

>> No.10709877
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>>10709512
nah, when she was single she used to eat mostly just salad and veggies because she was too lazy to cook. Her pham makes fun of her for eating rabbit food.
It's mostly me doing the cooking, since I'm the better cook, but she knows a few good recipes, plus she knows how to poach eggs which I've never been able to, so she makes me eggs benedict. That alone is all the cooking I'd ever need from her.

>> No.10709889

>>10709869
Part 2
She won't eat anything with parsley or mushrooms and when there's too much mold-covered or blue cheese so even the few things I can cook I have to limit even further.

>> No.10709909

>>10709512
Yes because she has ibs and will have constipation or the runny shits if she has gluten products

>> No.10709920

>>10709877
poaching eggs is easy bruh. The real challenge is getting the perfect soft boiled.

>> No.10709946

>>10709512
>>10709851
It's weird when you change the first letter it sounds completely different.

>> No.10709973

>>10709512
No she will eat everything except seafood. They dont have any in her home country and when she first left her country to go to korea she went to a restaurant and some weird koreans ate some octopus and fish raw and still living, that turned her off from it forever.

>> No.10710033

>>10709973
What is she actually Mongol?

>> No.10710061

>>10710033
Yes why do you ask?

>> No.10710062

Basically barely any vegetables. No onions. No tomatoes. No salad of any kind. No mustard. No sauces like ketchup or barbecue.
It's pretty annoying. I'm picky about certain things but I try most things at least.

>> No.10710067

>>10709889
I don't eat food when there's too much mold either

>> No.10710069

>>10709512
That looks so much like my ex that I'm beginning to question whether that's actually her.

>> No.10710073

Yeah, but only really texture wise. I can usually make a variety of food for her but I have to be careful if it's too soggy or mushy.

>> No.10710080

>>10710069
it is her, i bought her lunch after she sucked me off

>> No.10710084

Id rather have a gf who was a pussy eater

If you know what I mean

>> No.10710087

>>10710080
If so, you better wash your dick with 2 bars of soap

>> No.10710111

>>10709512
Not to invoke the
>lmao he's such a badass card
But I'm pretty fed up with her bullshit

>veggies/fruits over 3-4 days old "too ripe"
>any meat with a touch of pink "insert xyz illness"
>eggs even slightly runny, NOPE
>won't touch anything I ferment e.g. kimchi/pickles/kraut/pickled eggs
>her "palate" especially in regards to seafood is exceptionally limited

Things I accept:
Pickled eggs affect the bowels and you can't easily crop dust that particular form of fermentation.
I have to smell and or taste expired milk/dairy products, which I accept.
I make shitty tortillas, but for a white dude my beans are exceptional. We've compromised that every other week, we have pintos and black beans.

She goes to the office at 6 to use the company gym, but insists on applying her makeup/doing her hair and I have gotten used to urinating outside. My gym buddy kissed my neck a couple weeks ago in the shower after our workout and I got a cubby, but I didn't know how to politely demure.

I'm pretty sure I'm a closet homosexual.

>> No.10710473

>>10709920
Get 4 eggs. Boil them in 30 s increments from 6 min to 8 min. Pick the best time for your tastes. It's really not that hard. Just do it once every time you use a new brand if you notice variability between brands.

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>>10709512
I've never had a gf

>> No.10710489

>>10710111
What the fuck anon?

>> No.10710548

Yeah she'll only eat meat and carbs. I tried following her "diet" for a couple of months cos I really like cooking for the both of us and having our meal together. but it fucked up my digestion, woke up with nausea etc. She wants to get healthy but refuses to change her diet and it's super frustrating because it's something I really want to support her to do. I really don't want her to die early :/

>> No.10710579

>>10710548
Have you tried hitting her?

>> No.10710634

>>10709521
>>10710484
You should be thankful.
I just got out of an extremely toxic relationship where it got to the point where my ex would emotionally abuse me on a daily basis.
Never been more happy to be single in my life.

>> No.10710693

Yeah but I took her out to a parking lot, stopped, and beat her up real bad. She doesn't make a peep now.

>> No.10710740

>>10710111
>Pickled eggs affect the bowels and you can't easily crop dust that particular form of fermentation.
I eat pickled eggs all the time the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.10710764

>>10710740
How does one pickle eggs, and what's it taste like?

>> No.10710771

>>10710764
Like a vinegarry hard boiled egg, they soak the vinegar up better than pickles or onions too so they're objectively better

>> No.10710772

>>10710693
I remember you man, I think you've posted your story before

>> No.10710800

>>10709520
it's a hotel room retard.

>> No.10710806

>>10710800
>an individual's standards have a geographic toggle
How barbaric.

>> No.10710811

>>10710806
>not eating overpriced room service burgers in bed
what a sad life

>> No.10710843

>>10710811
No part of that thought is appetizing. Get your shit together.

>> No.10710855

>>10710843
Yeah I've never seen the appeal of eating in bed. It's like people who eat while taking a shit. Just why.

>> No.10710867

>>10710067
I meant camembert-like cheese

>> No.10710874

>>10710855
Out with the old, in with the new. With the new style, y'know it's buck wild. Click, click, boom.

>> No.10710880

>>10710874
You know anon, if you make it too outrageous, then it just looks silly.

>> No.10711052

I've gotten too used to dating adventurous eaters to tolerate a picky eater now. Don't mean that in a fedora-tipping way--it's just one of those big things like a compatible personality. There's no fun in being excited about a new restuarant and she doesn't want to eat most of the menu.

Current GF is from a Chinese family. I apparently impressed them by being a white guy who'd have no trouble putting a pig or chicken foot into his mouth.

>> No.10711074

Yes she never wants me to cook for her, or even eat with her, or be around her at all at anytime :/

>> No.10711115

>>10710634
>emotionally abuse
That's the gayest thing I've read all day.

>> No.10711120

>>10711115

>t. never been in a fucked up relationship

being emotionally abused is way worse than being physically abused. women can't beat us up so they've figured out how to destroy our souls; it's quite impressive, really.

>> No.10711121

hates tea and every other kind of infused herbal drink, only drinks coffee
will die if she has nuts and can't get to an ambulance

that's about it, she eats a lot nowadays since she's pregnant

>> No.10711129

>>10711121
good job

>> No.10711131

Yeh, she gets fussy when she doesn't eat. Bitch is 200-something pounds.

>> No.10711133

>>10711120
You sound like a queer

>> No.10711145

>>10711133
t. wifebeater

>> No.10711165

>>10711115
>>10711120
It's real as fuck. I never realized what it was and started to think I was being a shitty boyfriend. Wasn't until some friends told me about it and I looked it up and sure as fuck she was.
>https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/traversing-the-inner-terrain/201609/when-is-it-emotional-abuse
The last paragraph of that article is pretty much exactly the shit she would pull on me every day. Bitch was fucking crazy as fuck.

>> No.10711259

>>10711145
>>10711165
Lmao beta losers

>> No.10711296

>>10711131
underrated post

>> No.10711297

>>10711165
Have your pity party else where soy boy

>> No.10711516

She loves pretentious food and will try basically everything. She has some weird aversion to eggs from when she was a kid but she said she wants to get over it because it give her way more options.

>> No.10711526

My gf will eat whatever I tell her to eat.

>> No.10711528
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>>10711259
>>10711297
>Being that guy
Shouldn't you be sucking Jordan Peterson off on /pol/?

>> No.10711726

Nah she eats almost anything, but can't handle spicy food. I'm working on it though, she was proud of enjoying my green curry last night.

>> No.10711784

>>10709512
I grew up in a family of fussy eaters. Chose a wife who was not one on purpose. Turned out she still had some shit to work out in that regard, like Indian food, Mexican food, fava beans and okra. Some travel straightened her out.

>> No.10711852

>>10711528
Go clean your room, fatty

>> No.10712155

She's a garbage disposal outside of being unwilling to eat berries/squash, or drink alcohol.

>> No.10712438
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10712438

I hate women but I want a gf. What should I do?

>> No.10712558

>>10712438
traps are gay that all i can say

>> No.10712730

GF is from Hong Kong and will eat anything.

I wouldn't say she's picky, she just has a preference for Asian meals. Almost every meal has rice involved in it one way or another, but I'm okay with this because I like rice.

>> No.10712734

>>10711784
You're a terrible sort of person. I hope you die early.

>> No.10712744

Every woman I’ve ever dated has been. I am too, though.

>> No.10712880

>>10710111
This post is a mess

>> No.10712927

>>10712880
Gotta admire those trips though

>> No.10712997

>>10710473
But there are many variables that make it more complicated: number of eggs, size of eggs, brand of eggs, heat level, quickly cooling them in water after, etc.

>> No.10713001

>>10712734
t. fussy cunt

>> No.10713006
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10713006

>gf

>> No.10713024

>>10710111
That really took a twist there didn't it

>> No.10713026

>>10709512
It's so annoying! I swear she won't eat ANYTHING

because she doesn't exist ;~;

>> No.10713151

>>10709512
From just my own anecdotal experience, MOST women are picky eaters.
My mom and all of my past girlfriends are to quite a degree. My sister too but less so.
I suspect it has some evolutionary origin as to why. Perhaps we evolved such that men would be less picky and therefore be defact taste testers in a tribe since they are more expendable in a tribe generally speaking for reproductive potential.

I'm the type of person that wants to try everything on the menu of places I go and I've yet to ever encounter a woman who is the same way. I would like to some day.

>> No.10713179

>>10710111

Most interesting person ITT

>> No.10713201

She eats what I tell her to eat

>> No.10713522

>>10711165
>tfw know a boy being emotionally abused
Fuggg what do I do boys. Send him the article? His gf is my best friend

>> No.10713753

>>10710111
Check 'em, but also damn son.

>> No.10713785

I dated a health inspector, she was a fucking nightmare

>> No.10713832

>>10711115
>he doesn't believe in mental illness/abuse
Actual boomer detected

>> No.10713847

>inb4 mods delete this thread because it's only 98% about food but a whole 2% about mental health

>> No.10713910

>>10710800
Cuckold!

>> No.10713921

>>10709512
>eating in bed

0/10 would not date, why are white wimmen so disgusting

>> No.10713923

>>10713910
fucking based.

>> No.10713930

>>10713921
shut the fuck up

>> No.10713943

>>10713930
can I ask you, do white wimmen serious drink jars of mayonnaise while chomping on a greasy burger in bed?

>> No.10713950

>>10713943
go to bed

>> No.10713958

>>10713950
I absolutely can do that since my bed isnt disgusting and by disgusting I mean there aren't white wimmen in it.

>> No.10714069

>>10711115
>already being mentally stunted
How are you over the age of twenty and not aware of this.

>> No.10714075

>>10714069
Taking mental abuse from your gf is still pretty wimpy tho.

>> No.10714086

>>10709512
How do i get my girlfriend to eat less carby foods, she's always eating chipotle, Mexican food, drinks cider and craft beers a lot so she's super gassy all the time and its ruining the sex for me thinking about it, we haven't had sex in almost a month and she knows something is up, how do I tell her to stop eating like a slob?

>> No.10714115

>>10710111
b-brad??

>> No.10714121

>>10714086
Cook her real food.

>> No.10714147

>>10710800
Still, aren't you going to have to sleep there eventually?

>> No.10714161

>>10711852
No u

>> No.10714580

She hates cilantro, which is fine by me.
What's worse, she got sick after any and every stew I have ever made. That bothers me because I fucking loved them every time but I couldn't eat the whole pot alone so I stopped making it. Now I'm forced to make stir frys throughout fall and winter.

>> No.10714598

>>10710111
She's going to fuck someone before work, she's not putting on makeup to go to the gym

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>>10709512
>onion rings and fries

>> No.10714610

>>10714075
>try to end the relationship and she goes off the handle and threatens suicide or tries to fuck you over
>you look like the bad guy
>stay in relationship and try to "fix" things
>shit escalates and you end up abusing her
>you look like the bad guy
It's a lot worse than people make it sound.
Crazy bitches will do anything to make you look like the bad guy and fuck you over as much as they can.

>> No.10714631

>>10714610
>>you look like the bad guy
This is why you don't date within your social circle. Also, don't introduce girls to your social circle.

Just trying my /ck/bros out for the future, I know everyone makes mistakes.

>> No.10714666

No but apparently she's a pussy eater. Not sure how to feel about it desu.

>> No.10714676

>>10714604
Onion rings can be a meal in itself

>> No.10714698

>>10714598
You clearly don't understand women if you think they don't put on makeup before going to the gym

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>>10710111
this post is all over the place anon, you need to get more focused. Also that;s gay

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>>10709512
She hates cilantro, onions, ketchup, and alcohol. The only truly bad taste she has is hating tex mex and loving Taco Bell. Other than that she eats anything which is great because I hate it when someone refuses to eat a basic staple like Chicken.

She uses this board too and I hope she reads this. Just ask for no cilantro, Kristen.

>> No.10714711

>>10710855
you can pretend the food is going right through you. That's what I do when I pee and drink water

>> No.10714720

My ex was pretty normie. I don't think there was really anything she strongly disliked or liked even. She was boring as fuck.

>> No.10714731

>>10712438
That doesn't make any sense. Straight people are fucking weird

>> No.10714736

>>10712734
nothing wrong with broadening someone's horizons, anon

>> No.10714745

>>10709512
Yes. She won't eat onions or chocolate.

>> No.10714746

>>10712997
put as many eggs as you want in a single layer in a pot, cover with water until about an inch above the eggs, put on medium high until it boils, cover and take off the heat for 8 minutes, drain, then put the pan under cold running water for as long as you feel like it usually 5 minutes

perfect hard boiled eggs every time

>> No.10714760

>>10713522
yeah, or find a screening questionnaire online
I never understood how people could get to this point but fuck me it happens a lot. I guess you have to have low self-esteem first

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>>10713921
get out of here cuck, go racemix elsewhere

>> No.10714767

>>10714763
>race mixing is communism
What ISN'T communism to those inbred hicks?

>> No.10714769

>>10714086
feed her nothing but broccoli and sauerkraut for a week then stick your sniffer right in her bum and inhale

>> No.10714778

>>10714745
I have an onion hater in my family and I can't understand it. I kinda get raw onions but when you cook them they turn into something otherworldly. Pisses me off because you can't make proper dishes without them

>> No.10714779

Don't have a gf, but my sister lives with me. For the most part she's okay with anything besides mushrooms and tomatoes. For some weird reason she's okay with ketchup and other sauces, but not tomato itself.

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>>10710111
>this post

>> No.10714793

>>10714767
It's kinda like the mid 2000s when everything bad was terrorism. What is it now? Rape?
>Racemixing is rape
could work but I doubt the liblabs would go for it

>> No.10714796

>>10714779
lots of people have problems with the texture of tomatoes, so unless they are pureed smooth and sans seeds they won't eat

>> No.10714797

>>10710111
Thank you for giving me a good hearty laugh.

>> No.10714836

>>10709512
im so alone

>> No.10714837

>>10711259
>>10711165
>>10711297

It's easy to laugh and say 'hur beta soy boys'. But I personally was in a 6-year long abusive relationship, starting at age 15. It's impossible to really explain it to people. You only truly realize how bad it is when you escape from it.

>> No.10714852

>>10714837
>bad relationship
>6 years
So you're a cuck and a retard brainlet

>> No.10714899

>>10714852
leave it to a /pol/tard to oversimplify a complex situation

>> No.10714905

>>10714746
That would've been helpful if he needed advice on how to boil eggs rather than poach them.

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10714912

>>10714767
>What ISN'T communism to those inbred hicks?
snakehandling and drinking strychnine

>> No.10714933

>>10714912
I like water,
and I like wine,
but what I really want,
is straight strychnine

>> No.10714938

>>10709869
You can do a lot with pasta or do you mean she just eats plain pasta? Make different shit and tell her to take it or leave it.

>> No.10714948

>>10711115
Based

>> No.10715733

>having to compromise in a relationship

Grow some pants fags

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>>10714710
Kill yourself manlet

>> No.10715781

>>10710634
Thanks for the comment making the whole thing about u, redit

>> No.10715804

>>10709512
she's gluten intolerant so I guess so.

the good news is if I really don't want to share something I just make sure it has gluten in it

>> No.10715815

>>10709512
My gf has apparently had little exposure to any food that wasnt just mediocre or "ok" by most peoples standards, so no, no she is not picky, specially when i put effort into what i make.

>> No.10715821

>>10710489
>>10712880
>>10713024
>>10713179
>>10713753
>>10714115
>>10714704
>>10714792
>>10714797

Fuck you guys, I'm having a late-20s meltdown. He bought me a bottle of cologne, which is definitely kinda gay, but to be fair, it does smell nice.

Tell me to go jack off to loli porn or kill myself. At least have that level of compassion.

>> No.10715839

>>10715821
be u, be free, breh. go out there and suck a dick. you can always go back with a simple
>no homo

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10715876

>>10715821
Nigga you gay

>> No.10715896

>>10715821
BASED

>> No.10715901

>>10709512
Nope, in fact a lot of Anons make fun of my wife for being a pig. Too bad she isn't real...

>> No.10715909

>>10714899
>Complex
>This person isn't good to me, fuck them we are through
Have some self respect

>> No.10716118

>>10712997
Obviously you do the first trial experiment one egg at a time so you can get the optimum timing for one egg. Then use a large pot with more than enough water to cover the eggs several times over for the boil. Bring that fucker to a boil, put your eggs in for the time you found earlier, and then take them out and cool them in another container with iced water or continuously running cold water (I prefer the running water because it continually removes heat with a fresh water supply). Hell, just use the big ass pot you're already using. Assuming you're using the same equipment, same heat level on your stove, and allowing the water to boil, the only significant variable you should run into is brand.

>>10714710
>>10715778
Denied.

>>10715821
>he bought me a bottle of cologne
Who the fuck is he, and how is cologne gay? Are you sure you're not 15?

>> No.10716486

>>10714905
>>10714746
>That would've been helpful if he needed advice on how to boil eggs rather than poach them

haha you're both wrong I'm talking SOFT boiled