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webm thread Anonymous Tue Jun 12 14:17:35 2018 No.10746800 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 14:24:57 2018 No.10746822 Does anyone have the webm where a man is making a egg sandwich? I think its a street stand and there might be some eggs laying around him. It might be fimed in indonesia or something but im not sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 14:26:40 2018 No.10746830 >>10746822 is it the one where he is trapped in a small cubicle or hut that seems to be made of eggs? is he wearing a wifebeater and has a particularly disgruntled expression on his face?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 14:27:30 2018 No.10746833 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, A_New_King_Has_Arrived.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10746822 >>10746830 Here you go

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 14:28:12 2018 No.10746839 >>10746822 >>10746830 i swear i've seen this before too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 15:00:31 2018 No.10746991 File: 9 KB, 200x200, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10746800 wow, that's a great looking carbonara

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 15:08:18 2018 No.10747016 >>10746833 does the dot on his head give him some sort of thermal vision?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 15:12:20 2018 No.10747038 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 15:54:55 2018 No.10747205 >>10747038 how does he get out of it tho?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 16:01:30 2018 No.10747217 >>10747205 He must break each and every egg before he is allowed to

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 17:03:29 2018 No.10747497 >>10747038 exit how egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 17:04:34 2018 No.10747503 >>10747038 how would one go about entering the egg fortress?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 17:05:38 2018 No.10747509 >>10746800 Making sure you can't taste anything beyond the pepper

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 17:33:41 2018 No.10747623 >>10747038 We like to make yolks about this guy, but I hate to egg him on because he looks like a shell of his former self.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 17:52:12 2018 No.10747711 >>10747623 https://i.imgur.com/5THYrwv.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 18:07:40 2018 No.10747769 >>10747038 >filename good job anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 18:13:52 2018 No.10747795 File: 19 KB, 222x293, 1470680948783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10747623

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 18:41:43 2018 No.10747931 File: 2.86 MB, 1067x600, Funnel Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 18:41:55 2018 No.10747932 File: 6 KB, 259x194, 1528661099955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10747205 You don't. You arent allowed to le

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 18:48:23 2018 No.10747964 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, Eat The Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 18:50:15 2018 No.10747972 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, A CUTE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 18:53:44 2018 No.10747982 >>10746833 >>10747038 Not a sink to be found

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 18:54:06 2018 No.10747983 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1505931056930.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:22:45 2018 No.10748081 File: 2.41 MB, 360x636, Egg stand dishroom.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10747982

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:28:26 2018 No.10748103 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, American Dessert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:28:51 2018 No.10748106 >>10748081 good lord

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:31:05 2018 No.10748115 >>10746833 This looks impressive, but so unsanitary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:31:11 2018 No.10748116 >>10746800 it ain't easy being cheesy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:32:28 2018 No.10748124 >>10746833 >browned eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:34:33 2018 No.10748132 >>10746991 >>10747931 >>10747983 >>10748103 >jack skip these

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:39:02 2018 No.10748154 >>10748132 Second one isn't Jack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dMVxqynlg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:44:01 2018 No.10748174 >>10748115 >>10747982 >muh sanitation shut the fuck up whitoids, no one gives a fuck that your sissy bowels can't handle anything else that isn't sterilized soy on milk toast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:46:03 2018 No.10748180 >>10747931 Good fucking lord this is pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:51:45 2018 No.10748202 >>10747931 wait, is this a joke filename or was that actually supposed to be a funnel cake

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 19:52:41 2018 No.10748205 >>10748202 Joke. Kay is making pancakes but poured in too much oil. If the oil was hot enough I think she would end up with funnel cake.

Anonymous Tue Jun 12 20:08:17 2018 No.10748265

>>10748081
Guy a) off of frame right busses dirty trays in those plastic crates to guy b) bottom right, who scrubs the food off into the runoff from guy c) top right, who washes trays with fresh water from the hose, and hands them to guy d) bottom left to dry off and stack, and finally guy e) behind the camera panics about the whole situation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 20:11:27 2018 No.10748279 >>10748265 But who is actually washing them with hot soapy water?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 20:14:47 2018 No.10748292 >>10746833 Love the silk pijamas he's wearing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 20:17:30 2018 No.10748301 >>10748132 >white hands >jack skip this post

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 20:20:07 2018 No.10748308 >>10748265 f) guy nonchalently tosses trays back onto the shit covered floor thus restarting the entire process

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 21:11:17 2018 No.10748501 File: 3.43 MB, 300x168, 1479012567991.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10747983 >not berserker_barrage.webm Step up nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 22:09:29 2018 No.10748817 >>10747972 Imagine how shitty her life would be as a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 22:13:46 2018 No.10748834 File: 238 KB, 800x1100, 1528791450187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10746800 >dairy I vomit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 22:15:13 2018 No.10748842 >>10746833 His head bobbing side to side means he's alpha egg chef

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 22:16:11 2018 No.10748846 >>10748834 >Letting your twink sleep in the same bed as you. He deserved to be shit on, desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 22:34:26 2018 No.10748895 File: 2.85 MB, 720x404, 1523984646281.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 22:34:42 2018 No.10748896 >>10748081 good thing theyre wearing hairnets to keep everything hygenic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 22:39:45 2018 No.10748910 >>10748081 When traveling abroad, never leave the hotel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 22:42:42 2018 No.10748921 >>10746833 Bro that is the wrong one!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 22:44:47 2018 No.10748933 >>10747972 You're right, this is the cutest tard ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 22:50:11 2018 No.10748964 File: 2.81 MB, 480x480, 1516447187716.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 23:24:18 2018 No.10749128 >>10748103 what in the name of our lord is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 23:35:06 2018 No.10749170 >>10748132 How dare you insult the leader of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 23:49:54 2018 No.10749252 Can anyone post the vegan boiled egg please?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 23:51:35 2018 No.10749262 File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, 1518387112173.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 23:54:15 2018 No.10749271 File: 2.08 MB, 796x720, 1525006070569.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749252

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 12 23:56:37 2018 No.10749278 >>10747931 i'm dying to see the end result, but i can't find it on youtube

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 00:00:03 2018 No.10749296 >>10749271 Thanks friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 00:00:46 2018 No.10749300 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, 1498231998243.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749296 I'm not your friend, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 00:01:37 2018 No.10749302 >>10749278 https://youtu.be/z2dMVxqynlg I think it's this. just gotta fast forward to the end of near the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 00:05:49 2018 No.10749320 >>10749300 I'm not your buddy, pal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 00:23:18 2018 No.10749388 >>10746833 It's Chabuddy G

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 00:31:55 2018 No.10749414 >>10749262 This dude never ceases to amaze, why in the fuck is he doing shooters with his eyes??

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 00:37:09 2018 No.10749442 >>10748081 This webm happened recently in Malaysia. The management put the blame on the employees lack of training.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 00:54:20 2018 No.10749523 >>10748895 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z3826ICKvU

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 00:55:46 2018 No.10749531 >>10748964 >Avocado is healthier than cheese :3 <3 >Dont forget to put cheese on top! :D For what purpose?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:21:54 2018 No.10749615 >>10749531 haven't you seen this webm enough to realize its probably a joke? unless based, dunno.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:27:46 2018 No.10749642 >>10749128 An abomination

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:28:21 2018 No.10749643 File: 1.71 MB, 640x360, 1502782946658.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:28:50 2018 No.10749646 >>10749615 I wish it was. It's not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:33:12 2018 No.10749668 >>10747972 Imagine the handjobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:43:43 2018 No.10749708 File: 2.28 MB, 853x480, People Eating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:44:34 2018 No.10749709 >>10749708 more like hipsters eating

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:49:06 2018 No.10749729 >>10749709 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:49:42 2018 No.10749734 >>10749643 What is her name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:53:23 2018 No.10749746 >>10746833 As if it's all wizbang magic!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:53:58 2018 No.10749750 >>10749708 there’s is nothing special about this at. all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:54:14 2018 No.10749751 >>10747983 >pulling the pork against the grain like that God I've never seen a single Jack .webm where he does even a single thing right lol Those actually look like a neat tool, though. Anyone know what it's called?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:56:22 2018 No.10749756 >>10749414 he was testing a cure for pinkeye using cayenne water

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:56:30 2018 No.10749759 File: 2.17 MB, 480x270, 1455493274429.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749751 Pork Pull'ems

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:58:11 2018 No.10749767 File: 1.80 MB, 640x640, 1502784150886.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749734 Anna speckhardt, I think

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 01:58:59 2018 No.10749772 >>10748842 Or indian

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:09:37 2018 No.10749811 File: 1.54 MB, 640x360, cookies!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749750 here's another one that doesn't matter at all, what's your point boi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:13:42 2018 No.10749834 >>10749750 Don't none of this matter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:15:06 2018 No.10749840 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, chick_sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:15:36 2018 No.10749841 >>10749811 >cookies don't matter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:19:03 2018 No.10749855 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x496, Swedish juice commercial.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:19:42 2018 No.10749860 >>10746991 i think it's a cacio & pepe, not a carbonara.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:22:30 2018 No.10749877 >>10747509 it's a cacio e pepe (cheese and pepper). you are supposed to use a lot of pepper

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:30:47 2018 No.10749899 File: 265 KB, 1774x990, 1513295839745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749855

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:35:30 2018 No.10749920 >>10749734 >her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:39:26 2018 No.10749927 >>10747931 Hey, someone posted that on /wsg/ yesterday and another anon wondered if she was making funnel cake. Was that you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:40:38 2018 No.10749930 File: 2.81 MB, 640x640, bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749855 What the fuck is wrong with Sweden

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:49:55 2018 No.10749944 File: 1.43 MB, 1280x720, FeedMe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749262

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:50:58 2018 No.10749947 >>10749300 Hey, that's not actually so bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:51:00 2018 No.10749948 >>10749840 >it's a jack accidentally creates the strongest glue known to man episode

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 02:51:09 2018 No.10749949 >>10749930 I was hoping that she was about to stack cutting the stack of bread like cards, im severely dissapointed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:03:29 2018 No.10749972 >>10749855 That is finnish (source: im finfag) I dont watch tv so cant verify if this is legit. Translation in coming. "Begin your mornings better regardless of the morning" At the end in the corner "what a taste"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:08:58 2018 No.10749983 >>10749855 I thought it was a commercial for gay adoption. What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:13:17 2018 No.10749989 File: 222 KB, 748x543, 1431672290781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749930 >imagine those hands around your dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:17:26 2018 No.10749996 >>10749442 Which state did it happen in? Selangor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:19:11 2018 No.10750003 >>10749855 >Aloita aamusi paremmin, aamusta riippumatta Yeah, that sounds like Swedish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:24:42 2018 No.10750015 >>10749983 it's a commercial for the "God Morgon" juice brand they make good juice but it's not as cheap as store brand

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:31:37 2018 No.10750030 File: 2.23 MB, 400x290, drinkingproblem.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749262

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:32:06 2018 No.10750031 >>10750015 So is the commercial about a family couple (man and woman) where the man is cucked by a black man and that's why even if the morning begins on a bad note, it should continue on a good one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:48:58 2018 No.10750065 File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1080, 1500648696302.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749989 Imagine these hands instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:51:10 2018 No.10750070 >>10750065 Imagine being so retarded you can't fit shapes together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:54:55 2018 No.10750079 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, 1518784053556.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 03:59:15 2018 No.10750095 >>10750079 >I spent about 15-20 minutes drying this bird (with a fucking hairdrier) Why? Was he going to deep fry it and had no idea paper towels/ovens exist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 04:08:35 2018 No.10750125 >>10747972 honestly, she looks pretty damn hot, although i'd worry about the bj's

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 04:20:40 2018 No.10750149 >>10750125 imagine to let the pusy go suck with my mouther haha oh my it wood lend for good time in pants

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 04:32:13 2018 No.10750173 >>10750149 what's your point?

Anonymous Wed Jun 13 04:35:24 2018 No.10750179

>>10750095
That looks like a heat gun, not a hair dryer judging by how it's browning the skin.

My best guess is he's trying to actually preserve the internal moisture by browning the outside first. I mean, I don't know why he'd stick it inside though if that were the case. Or why he wouldn't just brown it in oil or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 04:36:49 2018 No.10750182 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, 1527788431565.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749320 I'm not your pal, guy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 04:43:38 2018 No.10750203 >>10749302 i hate this woman and his son so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 04:44:05 2018 No.10750207 >>10750182 That's one funny Turk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 04:51:04 2018 No.10750226 >>10750149 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 05:15:45 2018 No.10750285 >>10748895 The human hair in this food makes it extra vegan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 06:28:24 2018 No.10750421 >>10748895 Mmm, love me some cucumber pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 06:33:28 2018 No.10750438 >>10749414 the lack of an American Healthcare system.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 06:34:30 2018 No.10750441 >>10749750 It triggers conservatives because they think it's hipsters not-eating-McDonalds when really it's Europeans eating normal food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 06:40:34 2018 No.10750457 File: 15 KB, 480x480, 1523419058235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10746800 >butane flavour

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 06:41:07 2018 No.10750461 >>10749271 >or just use the eggs God provides

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 06:41:14 2018 No.10750462 >>10747038 Bannable offense

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 06:44:01 2018 No.10750466 >>10747623 reddits that way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 06:44:40 2018 No.10750468 >>10747972 awwe poor girl 3:

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 06:45:02 2018 No.10750471 >>10748081 Ţbh i sometimes wash dishes in my toilet as well.

Anonymous Wed Jun 13 07:01:01 2018 No.10750496
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>>10750457
>0457▶
>File: 1523419058235.jpg (15 KB, 480x480)
>>>10746800 (OP)
>>butane flavour

Came here to say this

Every fucking time they bust out the torches on cooking shows, they have no fucking clue what that shit does to flavor. Its terrible for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 07:10:17 2018 No.10750513 >>10750179 it's clearly a hairdryer. it even has the brand on the side.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 07:22:24 2018 No.10750538 File: 666 KB, 612x642, artflow_201806130721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10748081 Thank God they have hairnets

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 07:47:11 2018 No.10750605 >>10749751 i thought the fact that its not even cooked is a more egregious error

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 07:48:01 2018 No.10750609 >>10749531 to use less cheese you dumb cunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 07:53:15 2018 No.10750618 File: 20 KB, 460x460, 915266.jpg?odnBound=460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10750179 nah

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 07:54:31 2018 No.10750620 >>10750179 Yeah because revlon is making heat guns now retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 07:57:22 2018 No.10750626 >>10750031 I don't think there's any "bad" note, cucking or humor in it, but that the morning is genuinely good throughout. I assume it's a surrogate mother thing, or that the white dude was a brother or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 07:58:53 2018 No.10750633 >>10748279 bottom right

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 07:59:43 2018 No.10750635 >>10750626 >a surrogate mother thing That's what I thought initially, but it still makes no sense. I mean, in the context of what the other anon translated from the commercial.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 08:09:04 2018 No.10750652 >>10749643 Is she blind?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 08:09:22 2018 No.10750653 >>10750441 >when really it's Europeans eating normal food. This. What I usually eat a sunday afternoon when having some folks over for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 08:24:13 2018 No.10750679 >>10748081 oh like a little dirty water is gonna kill you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 08:34:15 2018 No.10750704 >>10749271 This is why kids can't afford to move out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 08:36:05 2018 No.10750707 File: 438 KB, 1500x1000, 1521215578457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749899

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 08:37:53 2018 No.10750716 >>10748933 She has cerebral palsy, she's probably less of a retard than you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 08:39:06 2018 No.10750721 >>10750707 >those black ghosts lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 08:41:23 2018 No.10750723 >>10747038 This one is my favorite egg maker

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 08:50:02 2018 No.10750740 >>10748964 >uses avocado to replace cheese >dumps shit load of cheese on it anyway What was the point of the avocado then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 09:03:37 2018 No.10750775 >>10750149 based imagine to let the pusy go suck with my mouther haha oh my it wood lend for good time in pants poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 09:04:50 2018 No.10750779 >>10749930 What is this and why does it make me rock hard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 09:04:53 2018 No.10750780 >>10750740 As another anon pointed out, to eat less cheese apparently. Which is a problem for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 09:18:08 2018 No.10750818 >>10746800 >that disgusting puddle of whatever the fuck it is on the plate (puke)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 09:38:19 2018 No.10750857 >>10750496 >>10750457 butane does not have a flavour

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 09:40:13 2018 No.10750866 >>10750635 >>10750031 >>10750015 >>10749983 it's just a joke you complete autists

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 09:41:05 2018 No.10750869 File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, 1522462246387.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 10:04:47 2018 No.10750925 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, egg fort chad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10747038

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 11:32:16 2018 No.10751229 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, can_knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 11:33:13 2018 No.10751233 >>10750179 >t.Jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 11:41:40 2018 No.10751266 >>10748103 This is some 1950s betty crocker cook book tier rancid. Jesus what the fuck...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 12:20:43 2018 No.10751414 >>10749855 that was a roller coaster, man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 12:46:56 2018 No.10751493 >>10750869 Why the hell would you apply lemon juice to your skin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 12:53:07 2018 No.10751514 >>10749949 I was hoping she'd karate chop each of the neat little stacks in two. CHOP. CHOP. Right down the middle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 13:12:04 2018 No.10751568 >>10751229 >tfw that's literally my sister god i hope she wakes up to life asap because my mother won't live forever to do things for her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 13:23:26 2018 No.10751615 >>10749944 That is, BY FAR, the most edible thing ive seen jack make. As long as that meat is ham, or pastrami or some other meat that's meant to be red. But the sandwich itself isnt falling apart, or leaking juice everywhere, im honestly impressed.

Anonymous Wed Jun 13 13:25:07 2018 No.10751623
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>>10751615
No surprise but he didn't make that. It's from his Jack on the Go channel where he films himself acting like a retard in public and eating at restaurants, cafes, fast food joints, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 13:55:06 2018 No.10751749 >>10749948 he made a non newtonian fluid, look it up, you gonna learn something

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 13:59:21 2018 No.10751779 >>10747932 you have to say his name before you stop talking idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 14:04:23 2018 No.10751804 >>10749930 >how I got my flat nose

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 14:24:42 2018 No.10751878 >>10748154 jesus fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 14:28:06 2018 No.10751890 >>10751779 >>10747932 Go back to 2007 /b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 14:45:19 2018 No.10751978 >>10751890 I know, right? These stupid shits won't let this Candlejack meme go. It was funny for a while, guys, but it's ov

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:11:52 2018 No.10752094 >>10751493 I have heard it can help with freckles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:17:21 2018 No.10752109 >>10750125 But imagine the hj's

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:18:49 2018 No.10752115 File: 2.86 MB, 534x534, steak prolapse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:21:55 2018 No.10752121 >>10752115 What is the purpose of doing that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:25:18 2018 No.10752128 >>10747623 is this the new meta? guy who makes cringiest lebbit funnies gets most (You)s?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:26:43 2018 No.10752137 >>10752115 lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:30:12 2018 No.10752142 >>10749643 diamonds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:32:55 2018 No.10752151 >>10752115 i bet I could fuck that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:38:56 2018 No.10752174 >>10749300 Honestly, I don't know if I'd go to the trouble of making this, but if someone handed one to me I'd probably try it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:40:24 2018 No.10752181 >>10749767 God I wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:41:46 2018 No.10752184 >>10752115 For what purpose? >>10752181 Fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:43:14 2018 No.10752188 >>10750079 >shoves hairdryer right up the chicken's arsehole jesus christ leave it some fucking dignity

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:46:06 2018 No.10752198 >>10752115 oh oh oh oh my god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 15:59:35 2018 No.10752260 >>10749414 People do put alcohol in their eyes, and they do it because it hits the blood stream much quicker and travels through most of your body before hitting your liver since it diffused straight into your blood stream unlike when taken orally

Anonymous Wed Jun 13 16:07:39 2018 No.10752292

>>10752260
You're so wrong about basic physiology that I don't know where to start.
If you do a shot the normal way you absorb more pre-liver alcohol, as if that fucking matters, from your oesophagus than you would from having the same shot make fleeting contact with your eyes.
It doesn't matter if it "hits the blood stream quicker" if the full dose is half a gram of ethanol instead of 12 grams ingested normally.
Stop getting your "cool science facts" from the Internet, you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 16:08:14 2018 No.10752295 >>10747972 >"You don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat this."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 16:08:53 2018 No.10752297 >>10752292 Plus Jack was doing water with cayenne in it; no alcohol at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 16:28:15 2018 No.10752361 >>10751568 post proof

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 16:37:22 2018 No.10752403 >>10747931 I don't even know why I am laughing like a retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 16:40:26 2018 No.10752418 >>10748895 Is this satire?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 16:41:41 2018 No.10752423 >>10748895 What annoys me the most is that the depth of field is too shallow making the close-up shots too blurry in the foreground. Idiots with cine cameras who have too much money without the skill and knowledge acting like they're professionals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 16:43:26 2018 No.10752432 >>10752423 Or maybe they're shitty cameras and that's why they have to shoot wide open.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 16:44:40 2018 No.10752436 >>10747038 egxit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 16:48:22 2018 No.10752449 >>10752432 You'd think if they're going to bother lighting a scene, they'd do it in a way where it's bright enough to not use a retarded aperture? Even if you're using a $200 DSLR, I'd think you'd be able to produce better results.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:12:47 2018 No.10752529 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, perfect burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:19:03 2018 No.10752551 >>10752529 Would try but with way less peanut butter, chocolate / Nutella and jelly; way, way less.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:30:22 2018 No.10752579 >>10752551 isn't it also on banana bread, ew

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:36:17 2018 No.10752599 >>10752529 I was sold until everything after the bacon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:40:42 2018 No.10752620 >>10747972 HA! Stoopid Biatch!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:45:18 2018 No.10752650 >>10746800 stopped watching at butane

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:49:47 2018 No.10752667 File: 820 KB, 640x640, melon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:49:58 2018 No.10752670 >>10752529 Is that fucking banana bread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:50:15 2018 No.10752674 >>10752650 you people really don't understand butane, do you? it fucking burns clean and doesn't leave any taste. same goes with propane t. hank hill

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:51:32 2018 No.10752681 >>10752670 yeah, it is.

Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:51:39 2018 No.10752682

>>10747038
LOL EGGS LOL EGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS TWAT WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF THERE?? LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS EGGS EGGS EGGS
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EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGGGGGSSSSSS LOL EGGS HOW??? HOW DOES HE EGGS??? LOL EGGS LET'S HAVE ANOTHER 300 REPLY THREAD WITH THE SAME 45 WEBMS POSTED LIKE LAST TIME LOL EGGS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 17:56:31 2018 No.10752705 >>10752529 peanut butter is one thing but fucking french toast and chocolate and shit in just over the line

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 18:00:04 2018 No.10752719 >>10747964 I saw what you did there..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 18:05:46 2018 No.10752748 >>10749271 WHAT NO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 18:07:03 2018 No.10752757 >>10752682 old pasta, waiting for the inb4 pastas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 18:09:13 2018 No.10752766 >>10752674 Butane is a bastard gas

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 18:23:32 2018 No.10752818 File: 932 KB, 1440x2560, 20180613_172114 - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10750457 >>10750496 >>10750857 Butane does have a flavor, thats why my torch uses propane. >and so does theirs

Anonymous Wed Jun 13 18:43:47 2018 No.10752907

>>10752292
To be fair, the rate of absorption of alcohol into the bloodstream does matter in speed of intoxication. It's why the same volume of alcohol drunk on an empty stomach will get you drunk faster, as it moves straight into the small intestine and gets rapidly absorbed by the greater surface area. An even faster way is administration through enema, as it completely bypasses the stomach which contains NAD enzyme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 18:43:54 2018 No.10752908 File: 1.46 MB, 640x360, heap of noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] noodles of heap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 19:09:45 2018 No.10753027 >>10749708 it's just a normal greek evening

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 19:10:34 2018 No.10753032 >>10752908 holy fucking shit I love noodles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 19:45:35 2018 No.10753213 >>10750065 honestly this is about how dumb the average american is these days, how sad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 20:03:53 2018 No.10753301 File: 22 KB, 804x743, 1512920860274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10747623

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 20:04:46 2018 No.10753307 >>10750635 Surrogate mother still makes sense. They used the black guys sperm.

Anonymous Wed Jun 13 21:51:47 2018 No.10753807

>>10749855
We're making fun of them openly airing this but at least they're showing it in a negative light; they're happy because they drinking good morgan juice. This would never air in america, and in europe everyone responsible for it making it to air would be in jail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 22:10:23 2018 No.10753896 >>10752667 Would die by snu snu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 22:28:23 2018 No.10753980 >>10751779 Have to say what? Candleja

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 22:36:47 2018 No.10754013 File: 2.87 MB, 480x270, Gordon Ramsey learning to make cocaine ck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 22:44:05 2018 No.10754049 >>10747972 Does she have cerebral palsy or something? Her motor skills are unbelievably poor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 22:48:52 2018 No.10754067 >>10748081 Alright lads, time to cease travelling and eating at foreign restaurants

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 22:50:40 2018 No.10754077 >>10752418 Yes. His videos are very obviously satire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 22:51:25 2018 No.10754078 >>10749271 Do any vegans have jobs? I don't understand how anyone, even unemployed, has the time to manufacture artisan fake eggs. The ingredients have to be a hell of a lot more expensive than real eggs, too

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 22:53:14 2018 No.10754092 >>10754049 Actually, yes she does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 22:53:19 2018 No.10754093 >>10749300 Do these people not understand how macros work? Egg+avocado+bacon: you might as well be eating a few scoops of lard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 22:54:22 2018 No.10754095 >>10749840 For me, it's non-newtonian sauce

Anonymous Wed Jun 13 23:02:19 2018 No.10754124

>>10752907
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 23:06:54 2018 No.10754139 File: 1.03 MB, 1274x714, Screen Shot 2018-06-13 at 9.06.28 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749302 dear god

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 23:09:42 2018 No.10754154 >>10746830 sounds familiar

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 23:11:55 2018 No.10754163 >>10747038 eggfortress.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 23:22:44 2018 No.10754219 >>10752907 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2165Gj5QC0 Now leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 23:30:48 2018 No.10754257 /ck/ was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 23:38:11 2018 No.10754294 >>10754124 >I'm so cool I posted an over-done pasta guys, look at me. and it's also un-related to /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 13 23:43:26 2018 No.10754320 >>10750065 Surely pretending to be retarded is his schtick

Anonymous Wed Jun 13 23:43:33 2018 No.10754321

>>10750716
Cerebral palsey is caused by brain damage in very early life, so no.
>While movement problems are the central feature of CP, difficulties with thinking, learning, feeling, communication and behavior often co-occur,[8] with 28% having epilepsy, 58% having difficulties with communication, at least 42% having problems with their vision, and 23–56% having learning disabilities

Anonymous Thu Jun 14 00:26:59 2018 No.10754530

>>10754139
>It's crispy and tastes like a pancake
I saw this other video where it's pointed out that her son always says that on his mother's cooking. Tastes like what it is. Also Kay made this video after finding out her son had sex with a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggd9d6msZo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 01:55:30 2018 No.10754829 >>10753307 >Surrogate mother still makes sense. It doesn't. Because if it is a surrogate mother, then the two guys would be happy either way, they wouldn't need the juice to brighten up their day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 02:01:42 2018 No.10754847 >>10754013 What are they really making, though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 02:09:01 2018 No.10754861 >>10754847 Cocaine, its from a documentary ramsay did about how much of a presence it has in kitchens and why.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 02:15:08 2018 No.10754876 >>10754873 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Vy-YNVOIs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 02:17:07 2018 No.10754883 >>10754873 That people who work in kitchens do coke or that gordon decided to do go and do a documentary on it? https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x69k9s2

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 02:19:26 2018 No.10754888 >>10748964 >1/8th of a tablespoon of salt Why even bother at that point? That's like two grains of salt.

Anonymous Thu Jun 14 02:47:41 2018 No.10754968

>>10749271
>2 avocados
>350g silken tofu
>300 ml unsweetened soy milk
>5 1/2 tbsp nooch
>4 tbsp olive oil
>2 tsp agar agar
>1 1/2 tsp kala namak salt
>1 1/2 tsp fine polenta
>1/2 cup water
>3/4 tsp tumeric
>1/4 tsp garlic powder
>45 collective minutes of cooking & cooling

or

>2 (two) eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 02:54:27 2018 No.10754985 >>10754968 But dat's not vegan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 02:56:09 2018 No.10754994 >>10752818 Butane does not have a flavour

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 02:57:23 2018 No.10755001 >>10754968 >All of that to replace 30 cents of eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 03:01:07 2018 No.10755021 >>10748174 Are you proud of all the fecal matter in your mouth? Try to keep it on the downlow

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 03:02:37 2018 No.10755026 >>10748174 >t. poo in loo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 03:18:17 2018 No.10755075 File: 1.61 MB, 640x640, 1522693914757.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 03:21:11 2018 No.10755087 >>10755075 I hate this. Why is she shoving her annoying face and tits in my face?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 03:23:19 2018 No.10755093 >>10755087 because blanding a banana and coconut milk together isn't interesting enough on its own

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 03:47:57 2018 No.10755158 >>10755075 Legitimately expected it to turn into porn after a minute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:05:41 2018 No.10755208 File: 3.00 MB, 960x540, 1526389268946.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755158 If only... But this one does

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:06:03 2018 No.10755211 >>10749414 he cant stop eating ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:08:35 2018 No.10755223 >>10749840 what the fuck did he do? I'm guessing too much cornstarch and not enough liquid but even so or he over mixed the batter but even so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:11:15 2018 No.10755234 >>10755158 get your mind out of the gutter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:15:43 2018 No.10755256 >>10752529 Straight into the fucking trash can what the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:16:01 2018 No.10755259 >>10752667 >not calling it miscarriage

Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:24:38 2018 No.10755289

>>10755087
Because most hot girls have NOTHING to offer other than, "Look at me, I'm hot"
>but your looks are going to go to shit when you hit 32, then you have nothing.
>divorce rates

As the late great Black Phillip put it, women don't have to have any game to get dick, so they never advance past "I'm hot."
The very act of men having to sway a woman to get laid, makes men smarter than women.
>they did it to themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:36:24 2018 No.10755313 >>10747972 Do you think she'd stop having cerebral palsy when she orgasms?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:44:09 2018 No.10755342 >>10746800 the most pretentious mac n cheese I've yet seen

Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:44:23 2018 No.10755345

>>10755313
That made me laugh for some reason.
She has jerky movements and can't properly coordinate any of her limbs but when you rail her for a solid hour and she has multiple orgasms, she begins expressing it with smooth gestures instead of spasming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:44:39 2018 No.10755346 >>10754994 wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:44:49 2018 No.10755348 >>10752121 They flip it inside out to cook the outside for some stupid reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:45:10 2018 No.10755351 >>10748834 you just want to be made fun of for having shit genes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:47:43 2018 No.10755355 >>10748817 ouch

Anonymous Thu Jun 14 04:59:15 2018 No.10755381

>>10750857
It definitely does.

Tried to make 'instant ice'.

Pour a little water on the bottom of a glass. Push the tip of a lighter gas refill bottle against the bottom, releasing the gas, for some 5-10 seconds. Moments later the water is frozen; pour a drink of your choice. Take a sip and spit it out. Reeks like kerosene.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 05:16:31 2018 No.10755417 >>10754013 it's always funny when some dipshit tries to tell everyone they aren't making cocaine paste

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 05:19:50 2018 No.10755423 >>10755208 is that a dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 05:20:33 2018 No.10755426 >>10755423 I think so. Large ass Adam's apple

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 05:25:43 2018 No.10755438 >>10755423 >>10755426 Go back to /b/ you closeted weirdos. Clearly woman. Complete with female genitals and all. >Big Brother is monitoring this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 05:27:18 2018 No.10755441 >>10754013 There's no way that's the best, fastest, and most efficient way to make it. That's a method some retards figured out in the 80s and they continue to make the same way. I bet I can get a bigger and more pure yield in less steps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 05:29:10 2018 No.10755444 >>10755438 I have to ask because of the pizza thot meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 05:30:31 2018 No.10755446 >>10755441 everything they did was necessary though so you're going to be looking at using modern machinery to automate much of the process and then what's the point you looking to go to the pen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 05:38:30 2018 No.10755461 >>10749756 >being an adult in the US and getting pinkeye Jack been taking them big boy bites out of the groceries senpai ;)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 05:52:54 2018 No.10755499 >>10752115 well ive heard of a reverse sear but thats just ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:08:05 2018 No.10755526 File: 59 KB, 760x494, 1332202870546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755075

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:19:13 2018 No.10755539 >>10748964 >serves 4-6 yeah maybe 90lb grils or dyel vegan faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:25:21 2018 No.10755550 >>10755381 >Take a sip and spit it out. Reeks like kerosene. Of course. You aren't burning it.

Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:26:49 2018 No.10755556

>>10755441
Well, yeah.
These are the "negro" equivalents, from a third world country.
Add to that, rural country people.
Add to that, no interweebs.
Of course these fucktards are using drain cleaner to make food.
>Serves the first world fag right for using cocaina.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:28:37 2018 No.10755562 >>10755550 oh...so because something has a flavor, but doesn't after you change it, means it doesn't have a flavor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:30:38 2018 No.10755564 >>10755562 >pour shit on food >complain food tastes like shit cf >use shit to prepare food >using said shit deprives it of its flavour >THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE HERE, GUYS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:45:42 2018 No.10755586 >>10746833 Love his one handed technique

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:46:47 2018 No.10755590 >>10746833 The way he just throws the fucking knife down though, what an Alpha

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:47:15 2018 No.10755591 >>10749262 what is actually occurring here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:55:01 2018 No.10755609 File: 1.20 MB, 910x850, Screen Shot 2018-06-10 at 4.00.18 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755351 >he thinks genes allowing him to drink dairy are the good ones WRONG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:57:06 2018 No.10755613 >>10748964 >non stick pan cancer >heating olive oil cancer >overall assessment dumb nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:58:47 2018 No.10755619 >>10754078 We don't. We actually make simple shit. Recipes are for our wives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 06:59:57 2018 No.10755622 File: 148 KB, 332x332, 1528726268993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755619 Cheers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:00:28 2018 No.10755624 >>10755609 i don't think you know how genes work

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:00:58 2018 No.10755625 >>10755624 Uh, yes I do. Obviously you don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:04:08 2018 No.10755631 File: 341 KB, 720x720, schistosomiasis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10750679

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:08:59 2018 No.10755642 >>10755625 you're not even >>10755609 are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:26:52 2018 No.10755690 >>10749811 I thought porn is not allowed on this board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:27:53 2018 No.10755695 File: 55 KB, 239x279, 1528309028960 copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755642

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:29:30 2018 No.10755701 File: 23 KB, 480x480, IMG_6137_large.JPGv1522687796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749767 This is more /autism/ than /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:31:43 2018 No.10755707 >>10752529 it was reasonable until the peanut butter came out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:33:53 2018 No.10755712 >>10755208 I ordered sausage with my pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:49:03 2018 No.10755753 >>10754530 Fucking hell, for real? That's hilarious

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:56:52 2018 No.10755787 File: 237 KB, 760x572, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755438

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 07:58:31 2018 No.10755790 >>10755609 Lactose intolerance (or as they call it, lack toast and tolerant) is more common among africans than europeans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 08:14:21 2018 No.10755831 File: 668 KB, 346x191, 7b4ab708661d7f27e0dddeb1eac3043365f494cdbdbceec7e6971c9de07fa91d.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10749920 >yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 08:22:19 2018 No.10755855 File: 112 KB, 754x1158, 1527292247179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10752667 >ywn missionary sex and creampie her while she squashes your hips into meat chunks

Anonymous Thu Jun 14 08:24:28 2018 No.10755860
File: 27 KB, 480x270, d8ec7623903901ce60b617b261bdeb63d614639ca62eac061f4467abfcf5df3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>10755345
And she's droned out on about two blunts, about a quarter of the way through a Robert Rich album and reading a sexual fantasy novel of her choosing.
Yeah, I could think of more than a few little scenarios I could see myself in with /ourgirl/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 08:27:33 2018 No.10755866 File: 40 KB, 480x480, 1524538764298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755208 yo, how is no one gonna ask for, or drop, the damn sauce? pass it on over would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 08:27:59 2018 No.10755867 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, jackieboy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best jack webbum incoming

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 08:31:28 2018 No.10755874 >>10755867 fucking mimics man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 08:41:33 2018 No.10755899 >>10755075 female version of a soiboi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 08:43:08 2018 No.10755902 >>10755866 Damn she's perfect

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 08:46:39 2018 No.10755914 File: 183 KB, 900x1200, 1524594972959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755902 You're damn right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 08:58:18 2018 No.10755946 >>10754530 The look of contempt on her face when her son is tasting her food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:01:57 2018 No.10755952 File: 745 KB, 2112x1980, PPC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755831

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:05:02 2018 No.10755956 >>10747964 Is this from a JAV? Also left over beaten eggs still left in the bowl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:10:34 2018 No.10755968 >>10755866 cunt needs to learn how to do eyebrows tries too hard to shave them off and draw them back on triple thick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:11:43 2018 No.10755969 >>10755208 >floppy cheese and tomato bread with no toppings Do Americans really call this """pizza"""?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:17:30 2018 No.10755979 File: 114 KB, 988x1200, 1524623977748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755968 >triple thicc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:20:41 2018 No.10755987 File: 32 KB, 500x356, 1524273886701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755075 This is literally the webm version of this classic meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:29:05 2018 No.10756010 File: 200 KB, 970x1139, Egg Whore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10747964

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:38:17 2018 No.10756038 >>10755866 >>10755914 >>10755902 >>10755968 This is a guy. https://dotesports.com/league-of-legends/news/sneaky-cosplay-pizza-delivery-sivir-22691

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:43:21 2018 No.10756058 >>10755860 >Robert Rich Patrician.

Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:47:01 2018 No.10756077

>>10756038
Looks like his most ugly pictures were all taken on the same day. Maybe I should get into LoL myself. Those changes are truly drastic, or maybe it's just the setting of the photographs. Damn good stuff nonetheless. Makes for a shit boy though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:52:23 2018 No.10756088 >>1075556 1/10 pretending to be retarded doesn't make good bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 09:53:36 2018 No.10756092 >>10749751 >Those actually look like a neat tool, though. Anyone know what it's called? Fist forks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 11:02:00 2018 No.10756256 >>10755591 Jack have realized about the bad things that he did and is punishing himself going blind

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 12:15:42 2018 No.10756445 >>10755787 Yeah. I have most of her vids, even from way back when she was just new to being a camwhore. >Cuz I'm a weirdo too, just a hetero one. Not posting that shit here tho cuz this is a /FOOD RELATED/ board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 12:19:50 2018 No.10756464 File: 62 KB, 1024x776, 1528063490259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755866 I would, but you have crossdressing pics readily available, so No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 13:17:37 2018 No.10756674 File: 88 KB, 711x960, 1485602271022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755831

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 13:29:48 2018 No.10756728 File: 1.95 MB, 460x612, eelbeer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 13:55:26 2018 No.10756848 File: 2.30 MB, 465x349, 1517335996339.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755979

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 14:30:31 2018 No.10757058 >>10754093 they just want to eat what is yummy they dokt care about calories or cholesterol none of it makes a difference unlike their fat genes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 14:43:50 2018 No.10757099 >>10749708 Looks like fancy fag food

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 15:16:21 2018 No.10757248 File: 173 KB, 1280x850, 1528004793254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10755867 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 15:56:39 2018 No.10757423 >>10749930 Someone's masturbating to this, aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 16:26:06 2018 No.10757567 >>10747972 > ywn care for a flock of chickens with her Why live? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odjWmIRMW1M&t

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 16:27:39 2018 No.10757575 >>10751266 Jack did get the recipe from an old lady. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 16:52:19 2018 No.10757679 File: 133 KB, 730x451, CruelFate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10757567

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 14 17:41:27 2018 No.10757895 >>10755969 >no toppings Why are you americans so obsessed with toppings? One or two can be nice, but it's not a dinner plate for you to stack shit onto.

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