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10767128 No.10767128 [Reply] [Original]

Where were you when gordon got completely and utterly BTFO?

https://youtu.be/DsyfYJ5Ou3g?t=180

>> No.10767173

>>10767128
That's not James May

>> No.10767188

Ramsay's worst pastry demo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_EaR9nJHvE

>> No.10767214

>>10767188
has he stopped trying? All of his recipes fucking suck now

>> No.10767233

>>10767188
This is how that dessert is usually supposed to look. When baking the puff pastry for that dessert you want to put another pan on top of the pastry to prevent it from rising too much like what happened in Gordon's video. A mille feuille is supposed to be crisp and flaky. Gordon's is just flaky.

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>>10767233
I forgot the pic.

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>>10767188
I would love for that video to end with a Belushi lookalike in full samurai garb jumping in and hacking that abomination to pieces.

>> No.10767297

>>10767188
He's being sarcastic right?

>> No.10767855

Ramsay is shit when it comes to desserts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTmUW4CjB0Q

>> No.10767877

>>10767188
wtf

>> No.10767888

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajDGS8sYrQ

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>>10767188
>tfw Gordon will never pipe his creamy filling into me

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Ultimate way to JUST Gordon would be to have him lose in a cook off against Jack.

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>>10768079
Gordon would shove his fingers through Jack's eyes before he lost to him

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>> No.10768096

>>10767128
>>10767173
Gordon Ramsey getting beaten by a horribly drunk James May was the best thing I've ever seen

>> No.10768119

>>10768079
Joey gets to be the judge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAn1HKl-kY

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>>10768079
>>10768080
>>10768082
>>10768084

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>> No.10768158

>>10768011
Stop posting this gay rock.

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>> No.10768218

>>10768196
what the hell did even mess up to accomplish this

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>> No.10768283

>>10768276
wala.

>> No.10768289

>>10768181
STOP

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Stupid meme retard should bourdain himself.

>> No.10768353

>>10768342
is this ramsey or jack

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>>10768289
... said anon, as his cock sprung from under his boxer shorts.

>> No.10768453

>>10767188
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

>> No.10768462

>>10767188
Why would he even let this see the light of day.
I feel embarrassed for him.

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>>10767128
AHAHAHAHA

>> No.10768531

>>10767188
A lot of his desserts use store bought puff pastry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSN3Nwnw3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPXIhQljHY

>> No.10768636

>>10768420
Fuck you, you are NOT having the last word you degenerate shitter.

>> No.10768660

>>10767128
>>10767188
>A bong chef sucks at cooking things outside of his repertoire
WOOOOOOOOW

>> No.10768773

>>10767128
What's so BTFO about this? Isn't his specialty is western cooking? Who the fuck cares if he can't cook some no-name third world country dish?

>> No.10768802

>>10768773
Get back in the kitchen gordon

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>>10768773
>30 year old boomer thinks nobody knows what pad thai is outside it's native country

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>>10768636
It was a dark and gloomy afternoon, and for whatever reason anon found himself invited to stay at the (or rather, a) mansion belonging to world-renowned Gordon Ramsay. After acquiescing to the rather bizarre request by Gordon to purge all body hair, put on make up and don a full ball gown, anon was served a light dinner of scallop risotto cooked by the 4-starred Chef himself, and treated to a few glasses of pale pinot grigio. Despite the circumstances, anon found himself enjoying the situation he was in; after all, being wined and dined by a celebrity chef wouldn't seem to be such a bad experience.
After the dinner, the duo retired to the living room and settled onto the sole love seat there. As Gordon made pleasant chitchat, anon began to feel his vision start to darken and his head start to spin. Realizing what has transpired, anon tried his hardest sissified self to not lose his consciousness, but to no avail.
"Looks like it's about time to pop you in the oven..." Gordon said, as anon's grasp on reality fades.
When anon awakened from his slumber, he found himself changed into skimpy lingerie and tied to the king-sized bed in the guest room.
"Beautiful. That's what I want to see." Gordon said, as he approached the bed with a capsule full of red pills in hand; it appears that the combined effects of both the pinot grigio and whatever the Chef put into his risotto has made anon completely immobile. With one swift motion, Gordon grabbed anon's mouth with one hand and thrusted another into anon's mouth, and gently placed one single pill at the back of anon's tongue.
"This is my favorite part..." Gordon whispered, and swirled his fingers around in anon's mouth to trigger anon's swallow reflex. After ingesting the unknown red pill, anon's face began to flush and his tummy heated up to a worrying degree. Though the worst part is, he felt his small smooth cock harden with anticipation, despite knowing exactly what is about to happen...

>> No.10768837

>>10768344
Why does he insist on putting the veg on bottom? Everyone knows it goes above the burger.

>> No.10768865

>>10767128
utter BTFO

>> No.10768880

>>10767128
British brainlet faggots utterly btfo'd for all of time ROFL

>> No.10768918

>>10767188
that's from the show for home cook's, right?
not really shocking that it's not restaurant quality

>> No.10768924

>>10768084
jack's not even trying to make proper food, right?

>> No.10768929

>>10768918
But he could still demonstrate the proper way to bake the puff pastry for a mille feuille. Even if he is just using basic fillings for the dessert.

>> No.10768936

>>10768148
not even butter but margarine.. jesus christ, his cooking is a joke,right?

>> No.10768943

I can tell you where i was when the planes hit on 9/11

>> No.10768948

>>10768201
serious question, what is that black stuff he puts on top of the cheese (i'm assuming it was cheese)?

>> No.10768955

>>10768948
Worcestershire sauce I'm guessing.

>> No.10768956

>>10768082
What and why did he do this?

>> No.10768958

>>10768948
Celery sauteed in balsamic vinegar.

>> No.10768962

>>10768958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fb7aByKdE

>> No.10768963

>>10768128
It's funny because this has happened to me.

>> No.10768966

>>10768929
honestly, i didn't even bother checking the whole vid out. i just assumed he was going to cut a lot of corners just because it's for the home chefs

>> No.10768973

>>10768811
What's your end-game?

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>>10768811
Satisfied with the effects of the pill, Gordon produced a small bottle full of clear liquid and poured a slight amount onto his hands.
"Oil. On." Gordon rubbed the warm, clear liquid onto anon's smooth skinny thighs, massaging them until anon's stifled moans and whimpers are about to leak from between his clenched teeth. Anon's rock hard cock, now visible through the pink lace Victoria's Secret panties, begun to ooze sticky precum, staining the expensive panties that Gordon had prepared for him. "Remember to always let the meat rest," said the Chef, and with one smooth motion tugged on the elastic of the panties. Anon's smooth cock flopped onto his tummy, and the cock head, shiny from having being marinated in the precum, peeked out from above the elastic.
"Fucking delicious." Gordon admired his handiwork. He effortlessly flopped anon onto his stomach with one arm like he flips an empty skillet pan. "Out, nice and firm," Gordon bends anon's knees so that anon's smooth plump butt is sticking out like a well-frenched rack of lamb. "Seasoning, on," Gordon said to no one in particular, as he rubbed the specialty oil onto and into anon's buttocks, working it thoroughly into all the creases and troughs of the meaty arse. Anon's cock flopped around in anticipation with each kneading motion, as it dripped yet more precum onto the expensive bedding underneath.
"Now, it's time for the cream." Gordon unleashed his girthy 6.5" rock hard rigid monster in his pants, and pressed the head against anon's now puckering, glimmering hole.

>> No.10768977

>>10768958
>>10768962
ok. thanks bro, looked god awful though
also i hate when chefs or jack says " a little bit" and then pours like half a liter

>> No.10768985

>>10768962
i honestly feel sorry for americans, i know most of them aren't this fucking idiotic/shitty cooks but this is what people see.
unfairly judged and all that

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>>10769255
Whoops, wrong thread

>> No.10769296

>>10768660
>english jack has his own patented pad thai recipe
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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>>10768201
I thought I'd seen em all, but this is quite possibly the most vile thing I've ever seen the walking healthcode violation concoct. Jack is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

>> No.10770416

>>10767128
>I think that doesn't taste too bad
>For you

>> No.10770886

>>10768974
You're not just going to stop now are you? Please tell us what happens to anon

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>>10768956
Trying to cure his pink eye with cayenne pepper

>> No.10770967

>>10767188
How are you even suppoesed to slice it to serve without making a giant mess of it?

>> No.10771138

>>10767173
I have watched that shit so many times. I love James.

>> No.10771141

>>10767855
Deserts are disgusting in general though. Sugar plebs should off themselves.

>> No.10771147

>>10768963
Overcook the meat, idiot.

>> No.10771211

>non-white is automatically right when in disagreement with a white

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>>10768124

>> No.10771484

>>10771147
I know that. But when you've had a big ass pork shoulder cooking for 7 hours you don't know

>> No.10771490

>>10771141
You're right. I don't know how camels like them.

>> No.10771742

>>10767128
To be fair, the monks that Gordon served it to ended up liking it. It's just that the other cook didn't like it because it doesn't taste like traditional pad thai.

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>>10768811
>>10768974

>> No.10771784

>>10767188
what in the actual fuck

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>>10770886
Moan by moan, anon's shrill voice leaked from his lipsticked mouth as Gordon pressed his Shitake mushroom tip against his well-seasoned hole. "Don't be afraid to put your back into it," Gordon said, as he thrusts his thick, hot cock with the might of a thousand Jamie Olivers into anon's quivering hole.
Before anon could scream, Gordon put a pair of fingers in his mouth again, both to muzzle his voice and to put another red pill in. The pillow is now stained red with anon's lipstick, as Gordon mercilessly pounds his cockholster of a hole while holding his neck down, pushing his head into the pillow. The pleasure that the red pills gave to anon has made his mind a complete cocklusting mush, as all his smooth frilly cock could do was flop about, leaking copious amounts of cum.
"That's about medium, medium rare," Gordon said while pushing down onto anon's bottom with one finger, and then doing the same to his cheekbone immediately after. As he tightened his grip on anon's hips, anon could feel Gordon's cock engorge inside of him with each thrust. He knew that he was about to be stuffed and battered like a Christmas turkey. If he doesn't stop the Chef now, his hole will forever be deformed into the shape of Gordon's cream-pipe, such that no other nozzles could ever fit inside him anymore. But the mere thought has made his cockhead twitch with anticipation; in his heart, he knew he was already gone.
Nearing the climax, Gordon bellowed "SAY IT." As if he knew exactly what Gordon wanted to hear, anon shouted "Y-yes Chef! O-oh yes Chef!!" as the both of them reached an explosive climax that painted the entire bedroom eggshell white.
Basking in the afterglow, Gordon smeared some of his babybatter onto anon's buttocks and spread it around. "I like to have that even coating..." he murmured, and gestured for a mysterious dark three-legged figure standing at the door, "you, c'mere."
The dark figure licked his lips. "I'm gonna give your meat a good ol' rub, boyeee..."

>> No.10772204

>>10771859
hot

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>>10771859
I- ... is there more of this ?

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>>10772351
You'll have to wait until somebody makes a Ainsley thread for the next part.

>> No.10772404

>>10767128
Lmao, I love Ramsay, he's such an arse.
>I don't think that tastes too bad.
Completely ignores the criticism.