/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10770635]

Age 20
>Drink until 4am
>Go to bed
>Wake up at 12
>Eat
>Feel good

Age 30
>Drink until 1am
>Go to bed
>Wake up at 9am because bed is becoming uncomfortable and I have to pee
>Get up, feel funny in my tummy
>Make a fennel tea
>Shit liquid
>Feel like shit the whole day

[Anonymous No.10770655]

Welcome to being an adult. When it takes you 50% longer to get over a cold, people don't find your perkiness as charming, and your body has trouble handling toxins.

Also enjoy ever increasing regulations on everything and the world falling apart in general.

[Anonymous No.10770660]

>>10770655
Fucking truth (and fuck Trump).

[Anonymous No.10770663]

>>10770635
N64 was never good. The controller was ridiculous.

Yet the Gamecube had the greatest controller of all time. Nintendo clearly learnt from its mistake, but nobody learnt from its success.

[Anonymous No.10770671]

we're supposed to die young

[Anonymous No.10770673]

>>10770660
truly based

[Anonymous No.10770683]

>>10770660
>>10770673
It's funny because Trump has probably succeeded in discrediting resistance to globalization. It's also sad.

[Anonymous No.10770684]

>>10770655
Holy shit, the cold one, so much.
Although I wouldn't want to be 20 anymore. Physically, except for the lowered substance tolerance, I am in much better shape than 20 me. Also, current self would wipe the floor with 20 self's self esteem.

[Anonymous No.10770700]

>>10770660
found the faggot liberal

[Anonymous No.10770703]

>>10770635
>r/trees browser

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.10770999]

>>10770635
If you're over 30 and use 'tummy' then you deserve everything bad that happens to you

[Anonymous No.10771004]

>>10770999
>I only use mature language for mature speakers like me

[Anonymous No.10771327]

>>10770635
Age 20-24
>drink insane amounts every single night
>wake up and feel fine
Age 25-28(now)
>alcoholic
>went through numerous bouts of physical addiction
>still basically psychologically addicted
>enjoy nothing anymore

[Anonymous No.10772232]

18-25
>drink 5-10 shots every night, bed at 11-12
>wake up at 7, drink some water, eat, feel fine
>workout or go to work

30
>drink 5-10 shots on a Friday or Saturday, bed at 11-12
>wake up at 9-10, drink some water, feel nauious
>feel like shit for the next 12 hours, sometimes have trouble keeping food down.

[Anonymous No.10772261]

>>10770703
What the fuck is that you fucktard redditor?

[Anonymous No.10772266]

>>10770660
found the faggot.

[Anonymous No.10772283]

>age 28
>don't drink because I'm not a degenerate
>don't eat animal products because I'm not a degenerate]
>go to bed at 10pm because I'm not a degenerate
>get up at 4:30am because I'm not a degenerate
>feel fantastic everyday because I'm not a degenerate

[Anonymous No.10772321]

>>10770663

[Anonymous No.10772342]

>>10772283
>monophasic sleep
>getting up before sunrise
>not a degenerate

[Anonymous No.10772358]

>>10772342
Ummm no, try again honey. In the uk at this time of year this pretty much maximises your daylight hours.

[Anonymous No.10772393]

>>10770635
18-25
>drink until 3am
>still manage to get up at 6 and make it to work
>work full 10 hour day without feeling any of the effects

30
>drink a few beers
>pic related for two days

[Anonymous No.10772533]

>>10772283
I drink at least a pint of vodka every afternoon, go to bed by 9 PM, get up at 4 AM and work outside in brutal temps until 1 PM so what does that make me, you holier than thou faggot? You're as bad as an evangelical christcuck.

[Anonymous No.10772546]

>>10772533
>so what does that make me
Depressed probably

[Anonymous No.10772554]

>Always drinks in moderation
>Guaranteed recovery by next day after a cup of coffee

Hmmm, maybe drinking in excess and placing unneeded stress on the body might not be sustainable in the long run.

[Anonymous No.10772602]

>>10770660
found the derailer
kys from this thread

[Anonymous No.10772693]

Age 52
>Drink whenever I want, as much as a I want
>Laugh at millennial faggots who can't handle their booze

[Anonymous No.10772695]

>33
>only stay out late and drink in bars once a month
>feel great, look great, literally no physical pain

I mean I’ve seen how the majority of Americans look so I guess you all got overindulgent, sucks to be you

[Anonymous No.10772704]

>>10772695
>I only walk while others run
>Look at me, I am not out of breath!
Yeah, nah, we are talking about how your aging body simply can't do the same shit your young body did, not being wusses.

[Anonymous No.10772718]

>>10772704
Well I never became an alcoholic anyway. If I do get drunk it’s usually on the weekend where I just chill around the house like a lazy asshole

[Anonymous No.10772725]

>>10772718
Anon, getting drunk by oneself IS a sign for alcoholism...

[Anonymous No.10772752]

>>10772725
I go to bars and hit on girls once a month so of course I’m going to get buzzed so my anxiety goes away. Outside of that I don’t touch alcohol it’s as useless as soda to me

[Anonymous No.10772772]

>>10770635
>don't normally drink in excess, have more than a drink or two once every couple months if that.
>thursday, friend is leaving town for new job, have going away party, drink kinda heavy, but get home at reasonable 12:30am
>friday, other friend decides he needs to go out after a rough week and do some karaoke, drink about the same, maybe a little more as thursday, get home around 3am
>saturday, head into downtown for city friends who are more than likely not going to trek on out to my area just to hang out and drink for a while, drink excessively, shut down bar, get home at 5am
today, celebrating my bday at a local bar in about an hour.

zero hangovers, don't feel like crap, ready to do this. bless dese genes

[Anonymous No.10772778]

>>10772772
oh yea, today is my 39th bday. oldfag and all that shit, i know. eat my shit, 30 yr olds who can't drink anymore

[Anonymous No.10772790]

>>10770999
I hope you get tummy cancer.

[Anonymous No.10772812]

[Anonymous No.10772818]

18-21
>drink 3 times weekly
>maybe 12 beers
>snort ritalin
>go to bed
>major hangover

27
>drink quarter of a handle of 101 a night
>go to bed blackout drunk
>wake up tired but not hungover
why is it the opposite for me?

[Anonymous No.10772823]

>>10772321
>>10770663
>>10772554
kek'd

also N64 was magical but the controller was pretty stupid. i liked jet force gemini the best

[Anonymous No.10773145]

>>10772818
You special, no go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.10773266]

>>10770660
why fuck trump?
whats your problem with trump dude? hes making america great again

[Anonymous No.10773304]

>>10770635
Have you asked Christ for help?

[Anonymous No.10773328]

>>10772818
kek wait until you hit your 30's Every 20-something retard thinks they are invincible, i did too. Once you hit 30 it's like fucking clockwork. You won't notice it at first but drinking a 12 pack will fucking ground you the next day. Enjoy it while it lasts anon.

[Anonymous No.10773335]

>>10770655
>>10770635
are you guys serious?
i still don't really get hungover or have longer colds or anything. im 30+

[Anonymous No.10773342]

>>10773335
I'm going to guess that your idea of drinking is having a sixer isn't it?

[Anonymous No.10773449]

>>10773342
no, a sixer is just chilling and watching some soccer.
drinking is something along the lines of first drinking 8 beers and some glasses of wine before you go out, going out until 3-4am and then taking a few more when you get home.
i've literally had 5 now

[Anonymous No.10773462]

>>10770655
>>10770684
>>10773335
Do you guys have compromised immune systems now because you're gay (HIV+)?

[Anonymous No.10773498]

>>10770700
found the faggot conservatard

[Anonymous No.10773503]

>>10772283
>but I do frogpost bc I actually am a degenerate

[Anonymous No.10773537]

>>10772283
Ceasing the consumption of animal products is textbook degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.10773539]

>>10770660
Lmao kys

[Anonymous No.10773585]

>>10770635
Age 21
>Drinks a bottle of vodka and continues to drink all night partying

Age 30
>Consistently black out and ruin family relations and job opportunities

[Anonymous No.10775093]

>>10770684
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