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Let's get this going

>> No.10786216

I want to learn how to do that.
What's something good and cheap I can put in the pan for practice?

>> No.10786220

>>10786216
marbles

>> No.10786221

>>10785758
nice

>> No.10786222

>>10785758
l-lewd

>> No.10786226
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>>10785758

>> No.10786251

>>10786216
Bullets.

>> No.10786266
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>> No.10786268
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>> No.10786271

>>10786266
EGG?

>> No.10786280

>>10786266
how

>> No.10786291

>>10786216
You just want to practice tossing food? Dry beans.

>> No.10786295

>>10786268
I hate Half-Sour Saffitz

>> No.10786299

>>10786268
>harvard "education"

>> No.10786304

>>10786291
That sounds like it would be pretty good for it, yeah.
Thanks, man.
I cook all the time but I never really had the confidence to try tossing stuff like that. Be a shame to waste a meal after all.
Dry beans ought work nicely.

>> No.10786305

>>10786268
I don't know what she is blending. But can't she use a knife?

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>> No.10786318

>>10786305
it was for the Cheetos episode, she wanted to make a fine powder

>> No.10786319

>>10786266
I bet he makes a mean french toast

>> No.10786322

>>10786266
>filename
good job anon

>> No.10786334

>>10786268
Will it blend?
Today; two Doritos

>> No.10786344

>>10786266
Huh?

>> No.10786372
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>>10786322
thanks

>> No.10786418

>>10786319
Because he's so mean looking?

>> No.10786427

>>10786266
do you have the continuation of the webm where his neighbor is getting mogged?

>> No.10786432

>>10786299
>>10786305
You guys know she works in a test kitchen right?

>> No.10786448

>>10786432
>You guys know she works in a test kitchen right?

Apparently she didn't learn much working there if she's blending doritos like that. Either that or the director wanted her to do that via a dumb method in order to get an interesting shot?

>> No.10786450

>>10786372
this is rotten meat

>> No.10786485

>>10786448
>doritos

it's dehydrated cheese that she blended to make into a cheese powder.

and eventually it did blend. it was just a funny shot for a bit.

>> No.10786499

>>10786485
>>dehydrated cheese
The point still stands. Crushing it by hand first would make the blending process go much faster, and anyone with even basic kitchen experience would know that. It was either a moment of idiocy or a deliberately set up shot.

>> No.10786502

>>10786485
Nobody gives a shit if it's one piece of dried bullshit or another you fucking autist.
And she's not going to suck you off just because you knew it either.

>> No.10786510

>>10786499
>moment of idiocy

took like 5-10 seconds longer I don't think it was a big deal lol.

>>10786502

holy shit you guys seem mad. I was just explaining what was going on the gif lmao.

>> No.10786512

>>10786510
>lol
>lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb1wYslTBk8

>> No.10786518

>>10786512

I figured you women-haters were the boys of summer. usually it's pretty chill on /ck/

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>>10786266
This webm taught me how to make delicious egg sandwiches.
Thank you, egg king of the egg fort.

>> No.10786546

>>10786534

do japanese people find this appetizing?

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>> No.10786575
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>>10786318
>>10786448
She's blending doritos to make a powder. Why not just use a small coffee grinder? Even putting the doritos in ziploc bag and using a rolling pin on it would grind it to a powder. Using that large blender for something that small looked ridiculous.

>> No.10786584

>>10786549
What are those mats supposed to do?

>> No.10786589

>>10786584
nothing apparently

>> No.10786591
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>>10786584
They're supposed to keep pets out of wherever you place them... supposed.

>> No.10786598

>>10786575
She's not blending doritos
Watch the episode if you have to, but it's dehydrated cheese for a "gourmet cheeto"
And presumably, blenders are easier to clean than spice grinders

>> No.10786599

>>10786549
Autism dog?

>> No.10786605

>>10786599
Cats and dogs hate specific textures on their paws. The most common one being tile / wood flooring if they grew up in a house primarily of carpeting. Similarly, if they grew up with wood / tile flooring, cork, reeds, or carpeting will throw them off.
Source: I'm a vet tech with experience in training dogs

>> No.10786607

>>10786546
The eggs are cooked, just runny. The real kicker is the two ladles of demiglace overpowering everything.

>> No.10786613

>>10786599
https://www.amazon.com/Generic-Shock-Mat-Electronic-Keep-Away/dp/B01CG7JDZ2

>> No.10786625

>>10786518
wow the chicks are gonna be all over you now after they see you sticking up for them

>> No.10786949

>>10786344
go back to instagram faggot

>> No.10787070

>>10786546
>>10786607

it's called omurice and is ridiculously popular. normally it doesn't get murdered with sauce like that though. i like the original video because the laverne and shirley theme is playing in the background the whole time and it makes for a bizarre juxtaposition

>> No.10787084

>>10786502
Is your blood sugar low? That's really not a thing to get so mad about my dude. We're here for you.

>> No.10787085

>>10786549
clever girl. owners need to train it instead of using those faggy shock mats

>> No.10787126
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>ywn tell her you love her while she rests her head on your shoulder

>> No.10787147

>>10787126
Does CP grill have fucked up mouth/jaw coordination as well? I'd assume so from the way she speaks. How did she not choke by now when he face functions fucked up? Did she just lose her gag reflex years earlier?

>> No.10787149

>>10786299
>people go to harvard to learn
only reason to go to harvard is for the connections
you can learn the exact same skills at some shitty community college

>> No.10787179

>>10787147
I'd think a lot of her coordination is fucked, mouth included. That being said, it wouldn't stop me from getting a BJ. Even if her teeth were scraping it the whole time, I'd prob nut just knowing she enjoyed it because it made her feel normal.

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>> No.10787230

>>10787195
That title had better be a fucking joke

>> No.10787273

>>10786216
https://youtu.be/wRtGM3f-UBc

>> No.10787289

>>10787195
that looks really unappetizing

>> No.10787318
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>>10786625

>> No.10787331

>>10787230
Generally sausages are made from small scraps and stuff that are too small for making most decent meat dishes. But with how japs cook meat in small pieces I could understand how it is uncommon to use Wagyu. Also, I have a bad feeling they used good cuts to make that because they seem pretentious enough and finding a butcher that just slaughtered a Wagyu and getting just the scraps is probably harder than just ordering a steak off the internet.

>> No.10787341

>>10787331
it's not hard to find ground wagyu. the good cuts get sold as steaks and the less desirable cuts and trimmings get made into ground meat. one common use for that would be "wagyu burgers" but there's no reason you couldn't use it for a sausage instead.

>> No.10787370

>>10786266
Egg break man, how get out?

>> No.10787375

>>10787370

He's not allowed to leave until all of his customers have salmonella

>> No.10787699

>>10786584
They're electrified.

>> No.10787782

>>10786268
this chick sucks

>> No.10787800

>>10785758
>>10786266
>>10786268
>>10786315
>>10786372
>>10786534
>>10786549 this one really needs sound
>>10786591
>>10787126
>>10787195
>>10787318
I don't recall OP requesting exclusively webms with no sound

why the fuck do you people remove the sound or save webms with no sound?

>> No.10787814

>>10786549
ANyone who resorts to buying shock mats shouldn't have pets

>> No.10787837

>>10787800
This is /ck/, buddy.

>> No.10787841

>>10787800
shitty filesize limit for the board is why

>> No.10787854

>>10785758
Any guesses what this shit is?

>> No.10787859

>>10787800
>why the fuck do you people remove the sound or save webms with no sound?

I'm wondering why people make webms in the first place. Like, why do they even exist? Just share or link to the original place you got the webm from.

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>>10787800
That's what we do here in /ck/. Got a problem with that?

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>>10787230

>> No.10787920

>>10786268
YOU CANT BLEND BUTTERFLIES!!!!

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>>10787800
>that 34 year old newfriend who doesn't understand board architecture

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>>10787896
It just doesn't stop

>> No.10787959

>>10787873
Delete this.

>> No.10787960
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>>10787230
I'll make that sasuga look like a fuckin joke

>> No.10787964

>>10786534
>when the fag from Tasty went to learn how to make omurice from that guy

It was actually pretty cool.

it was like japanese Mick Jagger, it was amazing!

The fag could go and stay go, though.

>> No.10787975

>>10787195
YOU DON'T USE WAYGU TO MAKE SAUSAGE OR BURGERS!

You LITERALLY lose the important part, the marbling!

AAAAAAAAAAAA!

STOP IT! STOOOOOOP IT!

>> No.10788000

>>10786315
woowooowoowooo!

>> No.10788017

>>10787975
What else do you propose doing with the scraps and trimmings from a wagyu carcass? You do know it's not 100% steak cuts, right?

>> No.10788036

>>10788017
Well, that's okay.

I'm mostly upset about people going and buying waygu steaks and roasts and be all... CHEESE STUFFED WAYGU BURGERS!

It's great because we spent fucking five hundred dollars on fucking patties that look like meatloaf when you look at the cross section strata!

>> No.10788083

>>10786268
Should have used a mortar and pestle.
People nowadays are so adverse to manual methods.

>> No.10788091

>>10786268
I want to bully her and give her forceful kisses

>> No.10788097

>>10786625
You're right, we should all act like angry incels and just fucking claw away anytime a semi-attractive girl does something. That will surely be good for our mental health! Pathetic fuck.

>> No.10788098

>>10786549
Who does this?
I cooked Thanksgiving dinner at my sisters place one year.
Half the fun was boiling the turkey offal in the stock and giving it to her dog as a treat.

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>>10785758
Mark does it again, he got away with it yet another time.

>> No.10788232

>>10786216

Frozen peas

>> No.10788235

>>10786216
Eggs with shells.

>> No.10788236

>>10786598
>She's not blending doritos
She's not blending anything like that. They're just flying around the blender bowl crumbling as they slam against the edges. Is it easier to spend 5 minutes 'blending' something and then clear a blender, or spend 15 seconds pulverizing it with a food processor or spice grinder that would work, and then cleaning that?

>> No.10788240

>>10786268
this would've worked fine if she had spent 2 seconds crushing them up first
bitch don't know how to vitamix, clearly never worked in a proffesional environment

>> No.10788247

>>10788098
>Who does this?
People that don't want their pets up on the fucking counter tops...?

>> No.10788249

>>10786510
the point is, literally anyone who's used a vitamix, or any similar high powered blender, knows that things need to be small enough to fit between the blades in order to be effectively processed. this is both common sense and also something anyone who's done it more than a few times would know.

>> No.10788253
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>>10786591
show me wut dat mouf do

>> No.10788254

>>10786266
BASED

>> No.10788266 [DELETED] 

>>10788180
I'd be pretty scared if I was alone with all those niggers

>> No.10788277

>>10788266
Those aren't niggers, dumbass. They're Africans. Uneducated perhaps, but typically not malicious.

>> No.10788291

>>10786266
how no breajj?

>> No.10788292

>>10787195
>'WHOA!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!'
>"Tumors!"

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>>10788277
>africans aren't malicious

>> No.10788308

>>10786625
>>>/r9k/
Go back

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>>10788308

>> No.10788392

>>10788277
>typically not malicious
oh boy

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>>10786512

>> No.10788501

>>10788266
please go back to pol

>> No.10788608

>>10787854
Liangfen, starch jelly/noodle stuff. Like konjac, but Chinese.

>> No.10788635

>>10786605
You're a shitty vet tech. Dogs no matter what always take you carpet like they do grass. Unless it's damaged or retarded.

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>>10786334
The answer is always: Yes.

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>> No.10788781

>>10786266
egg? break? how?

>> No.10788794

>>10786949
May allah forgive you for badmouthing based huhposter

>> No.10788805
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>>10786315
This webm says a lot about what it is to be Modern Man

>> No.10788825

>>10786591
do Camels really eat this???

>> No.10788836

>>10788635
Have you ever heard of a good vet tech? It's one of those fake professions you see advertised by for-profit colleges on late night television

>> No.10788853

>>10786268
>powdering things with a blender
some harvard material right there.

>> No.10788861

>>10787800
Hello 8ch refugee

>> No.10788870

>>10786448
it's absolutely the latter.
t. work in video production for a video-based internet company

>> No.10788903

>>10787920
Severely Underrated Post

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>>10787920
I can blend anything.

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>>10788180
>bushmeat

>> No.10788924

>>10788277
t. YT who hasn't yet left shelter

>> No.10788927

>>10788733
Appropriate shirt, I suppose

>> No.10788942

>>10788914
That smoothie doesn't look so good....

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>>10785758

>> No.10788996

>>10787195
The horoscope part ruined the whole video, what a fucking faggot.

>> No.10789016

>>10788733
He should’ve froze it before frying, but even then the thing is so big that it doesn't matter

>> No.10789029

>>10787960
>absolutely charred on the outside
>still raw in the center
Why

>> No.10789031
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Y-your pizza, sir!

>> No.10789041

>>10789029
If you knew anything at all about meat, you'd know that raw meat doesn't come apart like that when you poke it with a fucking fork.

>> No.10789042

>>10789029
BBQ is supposed to be low and slow for a reason. This retard did it at high heat and ended up with a rare pork roast, effectively

>> No.10789048

>>10789029
>raw
Faggot, the reason it is that color is from the smoke.

>> No.10789057

>>10789048
This idiot does not understand grilling

>> No.10789060

>>10789031
>entire webm is girl talking with no sound and nothing happening
Why the fuck would you make or post this?

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>>10789060

>> No.10789072

>>10789031
I'd give him a handjob as a tip

>> No.10789074

>>10789062
remove this

>> No.10789077

>>10789072
>him

tell me more i'm intrigued

>> No.10789081

>>10789072
Give him just the tip

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>>10789074
Hehehehe nope!

>> No.10789097

>>10788979
That is some witty banter if ever I've heard witty banter.

>> No.10789099

>>10787800

you dumb motherfucker.
Also, fuck webms, no one asked for this shit. BRINNG BACK GIFS YOU DICKS

>> No.10789120

>>10789099
>BRINNG BACK GIFS YOU DICKS
Start your own gif thread then, faggot

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>> No.10789136

>>10789129
why do bartenders think they're cool lmao

>> No.10789138

>>10789136
they gatekeep the fun juice

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>>10789136
Because they are.

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>>10787800
I remember when I first was like "where's the sound!?"

>> No.10789176

>>10786268
shes holding the lid down

>> No.10789270

>>10788608
Oh shit. thanks.

>> No.10789321

>>10789099
>I like videos to be in 480p and be five seconds long

>> No.10789383

>>10789029
i hope you are a literal retard
that would be the only respectable way you couldve posted this

>> No.10789406

>>10788914
Been wondering what jeb! has been up to since he lost the primaries

>> No.10789589

>>10787149
>you can learn the exact same skills at some shitty community college
just keep telling yourself that
you don't go to uni to learn 'skills' (unclogging a toilet) you go to get an education...there's a huge difference

>> No.10789593

>>10786266
I wonder how many years eggmans will be posted in webm threads.

>> No.10789601

>>10788247
There are much better ways, it was developed by a psychopath who is now in jail.

>> No.10789604

>>10788249
what? the point of a blender is to make shit really small. you can put an entire pineapple in there and it would become liquid.

>> No.10789611

>>10788249
like did you just get out of pre-school? the blades are always curved so it's impossible for that to happen rofl.

>> No.10789699

>>10786266
People called Mexicanos they go the fort?

>> No.10789713

>>10786518
I'm confused. This isn't a soy thread.

>> No.10789728

>>10788236
dude just watch the video if you need this resolved so badly. she gets it done

>> No.10789750

>>10786546
dude its egg, rice, and brown sauce, do you THINK Japanese people find this appetizing? Of course they fucking do, this is what I would make an Asian if I never met one and only watched anime.

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And now for something different.

>> No.10789780

>>10789756
wtf is it

>> No.10789797

>>10789031
God what an awful pizza holy shit

I usually go into these threads to tempt myself from ordering fast food but holy fuck, that webm alone made me nope the fuck out

God damn

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>>10789797
It's almost like it was bought as a prop... Almost

>> No.10789813

>>10786549
cute pupper but will it blend?

>> No.10789827

>>10789031
>tfw some boy is a cuter girl than my gf

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>> No.10789868

>>10789129
And I bet it tastes like absolute dogshit

>> No.10789938

>>10788723
Source?

>> No.10789954

>>10789841
wut de fak gooby

>> No.10789956

>>10789780
A tile

>> No.10789980

>>10786549
train your doggo ffs

>> No.10789989

>>10787960
>jack's melted siding where he had the grill too close to his house
holy shit he is an idiot in every single way

>> No.10789999

>>10789156
>Callaway

>> No.10790020

>>10789989
it's the little details that make watching his life so fun

>> No.10790023

>>10788733
Americans.

>> No.10790073

>>10789135
>sneaking in jack clips
you cheeky fucker

>> No.10790086

>>10786949
sure is summer

>> No.10790091
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>>10786295

>> No.10790108

>>10788097
The UN is putting together a rescue crew to search for survivors in the wreckage of your devastated anus.

>> No.10790135

>>10789099
Why would you prefer gifs?

>> No.10790149

>>10788825
obsessed

>> No.10790198

>>10789756
hawt

>> No.10790281

>>10786268
Where's this from?
Also why she's blending butterflies

>> No.10790312

>>10789129
That'll be 500 dorrar pus tip.

>> No.10790315

>>10787960

doesn't look that bad honestly. little too much smoke/bark for my liking, but I bet that was pretty damn good.

>> No.10790318

>>10789031
Who's this?

>> No.10790320

>>10790318
Mike Jones

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>>10790073

>> No.10790341

>>10790023
>maple syrup
you mean canadians

>> No.10790349

>>10788915
I did that edit of her on the unicorn
really weird knowing someone actually printed that shit out

>> No.10790352

>>10790329
My jaw was open in shock the whole time I watched this. what the fuck

>> No.10790353

>>10787960
Oversmoked

>> No.10790355

>>10790329
Zombie apocalypse food

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>>10790352

>> No.10790370
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>>10788805
I didn't know reviewbrah was a writer too.

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>>10789060
>girl

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>> No.10790385

>>10789841
how

>> No.10790396

>>10790385
With disciprine

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>> No.10790523

>>10789156
There is something really weird about how just about every bartender of note in Japan is a weird westaboo with a hard on for 1950s New York bar culture.

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>>10790523
As opposed to how every bartender of note in America has a hard on for pseudo 1910s factory worker culture?

Subcultures fantasize about, and appropriate the imagery of whatever it is they think is neato.

>> No.10790652

>>10790320
Damn he changed a lot
Technology sure is amazing

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>>10786266

>> No.10790861

>>10790673
Jovial tzar of the egg bazaar.

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>> No.10790899

>>10789062
WHY IS HE ALWAYS SALTING HIS ARM?!?!?!

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>> No.10790917

>>10790376
Imagine being so asian you find soyboys threatening and alpha

>> No.10790938

>>10789938
Tampopo, if I'm not mistaken. Great movie.

>> No.10790962

>>10790938
I've seen it but I don't remember that scene
Maybe it's just been too long

>> No.10791010

>>10790874
I get tha lard help with texture of a dough but isn't butter do the same thing and also taste and smells better?

>> No.10791024

>>10790516
How the hell is he able to afford a restaurant by serving 3 sandwiches a day?

>> No.10791041

>>10791024
It's not the only thing his restaurant sells.

>> No.10791071

>>10789129
I ordered a drink sir.

>> No.10791078

>>10790901
Would this be good? I can't help but think all the different Alcohols will clash?

>> No.10791082

>>10790874
Looks raw

>> No.10791098

>>10786315
What the fuck is wrong with this fucking idiot

>> No.10791109

>>10788292
ugleh

>> No.10791112

>>10789129
God I best that tastes delicious. Wonder how much this costs

>> No.10791145

>>10791112
If I'm standing behind you when you order it it'll cost you a knife in the liver.
I just wanted a beer, goddamn it.

>> No.10791149

>>10787896
jokes on you, thats actually mulch

>> No.10791156

>>10790962
Maybe you remember the one with the girl diving for oysters and having a man eat one out of her hand? It's the one coming right after the webm.

>> No.10791159

>>10791024
he cant go home until he sells all the sandwiches so he went for the easy way and only bought enough ingredients for 3 a day

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>>10790516
>$85 fried wagyu steak sandwich
>dumb white bimbo gives the camera a thumbs up
my disgust for this world is untenable

>> No.10791163

>>10791159
what a cheeky chinaman finding a loophole like that

>> No.10791166

>>10788861
it was glorious, for a while at least

>> No.10791172

>>10791145
too bad faggot

>> No.10791193

>>10789031
What's is name again ? It's for a friend

>> No.10791226

>>10789156
only to other bartenders

>> No.10791267

>>10789156
Do crushed up cochineal significantly alter the taste or can you just use artifical food coloring
thinking about trying this drink

>> No.10791324

>>10791078
Had them a few times in Portugal. Were pretty good.

>> No.10791382

>>10788501
See
>>10788353

>> No.10791395

>>10788501
kys

>> No.10791396

>>10791010
1 - not better, just different
2 - difeerent fats do different things in baking. lard makes pastries flakier

>> No.10791408

>>10786518
>women-haters
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.10791410

>>10791078
I tried this last week and the sauce was pretty good. I'm not sure how much whiskey actually contributed to the taste though.

>> No.10791416

>>10790516
bros is this really japan's most famous sandwich

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>>10786518
>women-haters
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>> No.10791426

>>10791419

tbf like half the comments on anything related to women give off an incel vibe

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>>10791426
>incel vibe
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>> No.10791445

>>10790357
>i spent 20 min drying this bird
but why?

>> No.10791453

>>10786546
>Fried rice
>Perfect omelette
>Demi-glace
Sounds pretty good to me

>> No.10791455

>>10786372
Is she cooking in jail? Looks like jail food

>> No.10791456

>>10786322
I love that this comment is posted every time. And the obligatory "but how does he get in and out?". I hope this guy knows he's a meme on mongolian mongoose meet up site

>> No.10791457

>>10787179
I love this website

>> No.10791469

>>10787331
They claimed they used scraps.

>> No.10791474

>>10787859
Because they are short and show only the important part.

>> No.10791490

>>10789129
Why are Japanese people so much better at everything? Why do I have to live in this stinking gaijin country.

>> No.10791497

>>10789589
>you go to get an education
They teach you what you need to know to preform a job in your desired field. Which is exactly what happens at a trade school or community college.

>> No.10791528

>>10790516
I hate it, when Americans call it sando. Sando is just a Japanese way of saying sandwich

>> No.10791534

>>10790899
It's a cool meme.

>> No.10791606

>>10787331
you're a turd, you know that? a big fat turd.

they probably bought a full side themselves.

>> No.10791623

>>10787975
>>10788017
>>10788036
If you didn't even know how burgers and sausages are commonly made what business do you even have commenting about how other people use their meat?
.
shut it

>> No.10791756

>>10789060
>girl

fucking newfags

>> No.10791768

>>10791497
>They teach you what you need to know to preform a job in your desired field

that's not really true. an undergraduate education is more comprehensive. only a portion of your credits go towards your major.

either way, you're kidding yourself if you think getting an education from a top tier uni is the same as going to community college, but I can guess why you want might to believe that.

>> No.10791772

>>10791193
John Connor

>> No.10791788

>>10790329
I think I puked a bit

>> No.10791800

>>10790357
what the fuck

just put it in the oven at ~50 degrees and hold the damper a bit open

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>>10788716
>Dont breathe this

>> No.10791856

>>10789094
delete this now

>> No.10792057

>>10789094
how do you even eat that

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>>10788716
Yeah I'd love to see him pull that off without a foot of water at the bottom.

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>>10788723
who the fuck thought this would be arrousing

>> No.10792298

>>10790516
So hold up.
Its a fried beef sandwich with gravy sauce ?

>> No.10792325

>>10792298
I don't know exactly how their sauce is made, but katsu sauce is normally something very close to ketchup + worcestershire. Theirs does look a bit different in color so I suspect it's changed somehow.

Really the only thing special is the crazy high grade beef.

>> No.10792337

>>10792225
I COULD WATCH THIS SHOW ALL DAY

>> No.10792388

>>10789031
Sauce me up, my dude.

>> No.10792414

>>10786546
it's rice, eggs and ketchup derived sauce. it's kids food that's marketed to the gaijin as high cuisine.

>> No.10792424

>>10792414
Anything involving A5 wagyu is high cuisine. you could smother it in cigar ashes & drench it in barmat drippings and it would still be god tier.

But yeah, there's nothing special or complex about the dish. It's just really really good meat.

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>>10792472

>> No.10792770

>>10792472
god vegans are retarded

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>>10792472
>>10792539
Why do vegans have to be so insufferable

>> No.10792846

>>10790320
Who?

>> No.10792862

>>10789989
hahaha I completely missed that. God that's great

>> No.10792897

>>10792539
>$500 blender
>drinks it out of a mason jar

I want to punch this girl and her retarded face every time I see this posted.

>> No.10792905

>>10792781
Because their faggy meme diet is based on the illusion of their moral/intellectual superiority.

>> No.10792917

>>10788180
MMMMMMMHMMMMMMHH

>> No.10792969

>>10787896
Why even bother with the mini shovel at this point, just dump the whole fucking bucket on it you pig, fuck, I already feel the beetus coursing through my veins looking at that pile of sugar

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>>10789062
"Mmm, with just a smack of greasy arm hair."

>> No.10792991

>>10792261
It's from a comedy film, moron.

>> No.10792995

>>10789042
>>10789041
>imagine being this fucking retarded
/ck/ really is the fast food board

>> No.10792997

>>10792472
>>10792539
>>10792781
>>10792905
>>10792770
>>10792897
how can vegans even still try to pretend like this?
it's literally proven that vegan diets make you look like a crack addict within 1 or 2 years and it's unhealthy as fuck because of lacking micronutrients
and all this fucking seasoning they have to add because the vegetables taste like complete shit without it
can't wrap my head around this

>> No.10793006

>>10788501
kys faggot

>> No.10793038

>>10790329
is this bangers n mash in a can mate?

>> No.10793057

>>10787960

He got a decent smoke ring though

>> No.10793137

>>10792997
>vegetables taste like complete shit
guess how i know youre fat

>> No.10793169

>>10792539

Hey head on over to /gif/ and post the follow-up where those two eat each other out

>> No.10793190

>>10788235
Damn, all I have are shelled eggs/

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>>10793169
If that exists I will find it

>> No.10793221

>>10791800
what oven has a 50 degree option? thats less than room temperature you snow nigger

>> No.10793232

>>10793221
just put it in the warmest part of your fridge, that's about 50 degrees unless your fridge is relatively new and maintained

>> No.10793259

>>10791419
>>10791431
jesus christ dude, calm down.

>> No.10793286

>>10790673

That's a mighty designated shit street sandwich mr pajeet, ur workstation looks like a salmonella petri dish. Nice shirt though you bobble headed cuck.

>> No.10793359

>>10789756
That's pretty nice, thanks anon

>> No.10793368

>>10791166
Is 8ch dead?

>> No.10793383

>>10791112
If I remember correctly, about $15.

>> No.10793539

>>10787896
>milk chocolate
stopped watching there
dark or bust

>> No.10793572

>>10789156
did this nigga just make a health potion

>> No.10793612

>>10793286
lol so bitter

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>>10787800
Fuck off hence forth you stupid fuck newfag.

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>>10787859
Sweetie, you need to fuck off back to Facebook and take "why no sound though" with you.

>> No.10793714

>>10789756
send this to the tile fucker

>> No.10793733

>>10793669
Does anyone have the pic of this where has a Switch and Soylent instead

>> No.10793761

>>10789031
please help a newfag out and give me the name

>> No.10793787

>>10791426
Nah it's just you projecting and being a little bitch.

>> No.10793826

>>10788942
Or perhaps he's wondering why you'd make a smoothie without properly preparing the fruit

>> No.10793839

>>10793286
Idk I've cultured salmonella before and the petri dish looks cleaner.

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>>10786450

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>> No.10794055

>>10789031
That's clearly a girl. You fags need to stop projecting your trap fantasies

>> No.10794170

>>10788292
underrated.

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>>10793733

>> No.10794400

>>10792261
My doujins

>> No.10794522

>>10794308
bless you sir

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>>10789406
I was about to make a jeb comment too

>> No.10794544

>>10793368
Nearly. After a good start it got overrun with a constant stream of absolute trash that got banned from here, also turbo autists that made spamming travis their day job, because they thought that helped somehow. Also drama between cripple & co, a miserable attempt at an upgrade, pedos who thought they owned the place, but I guess the killing blow was a hack that left the site down for weeks.

>> No.10794556

>>10792539
is that pooalexa?

>> No.10795078

>>10788733
rofl,special olympics skippy

>> No.10795096

>>10786315
Anyone else play little nightmares and get a flashback?

>> No.10795419

>>10792539
>takes 2 sips
>visibly hates it
>makes her friend drink some
>her friend can only stomach 1/4 of it
if she actually liked it she'd chug that shit in 2 gulps.

>> No.10795514

>>10792261
Me

>> No.10795583

>>10790516
only cultureless people pay for a sandwich calling it in its foreign name.

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