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10796049 No.10796049 [Reply] [Original]

Rev up those webums

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>> No.10796104

>>10796079
I was expecting some sort of how-to but all I got was a bunch of guys biting into gummy cola bottles and giving them nods of approval.

>> No.10796114

>>10796087
>harvard "education"

>> No.10796118

>>10796104
the guys nodding in disapproval were edited out

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>>10796049

>> No.10796190

>>10796087

why is she blending doritos?

>> No.10796195

>other boards
>webms about things that people like
>/ck/
>webms of things we hate

Why is that?

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>> No.10796216

>>10796204
can't beat the hamster man, they're crazy
https://youtu.be/86XM8QgkDA4

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>> No.10796223

>>10796049
What a waste

>> No.10796226

>>10796217

whats this from?

>> No.10796232

>>10796195

exactly. where is our beloved egg man? ;_;

>> No.10796603

>>10796154

what food is that?

>> No.10796709

>>10796217
For me, it is just the tip

>> No.10796711

>>10796603
chicken testicles

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>> No.10797510

>>10796049
>would you eat this absurdly cheesy burger?

Oh yeah, not even a question. Probably not in public, though, as it would be all over my hands and cover my face.

>> No.10797512

>>10796079
are they not filled with coke? what's the point if they're not?>

>> No.10797515

>>10796154
One of the best webm's to ever grace the webm genral. Thanks for posting.

>> No.10797516

>>10796114
>he thinks people who go to Harvard are taught about the best way to blend up doritos
it's not like she's an engineer who went to MIT and should know better. sounds like you're just mad she went to a better school and has a better job and probably a better life than you. stay bitter.

>> No.10797522

>>10797516
>defending someone you've never met this hard
>passing harsh judgement on an anonymous person on a message board whom you've never met this hard

you're the bitter one lol.

>> No.10797524

>>10796104
You can tell by how they're chewing and the way the pieces tear away from the rest when bitten that this is some firm gelatin. doesn't matter if it tastes good if can barely chew it.

>> No.10797532

>>10796114
One thing you will realize when you grow up is that TONS of people who go to Ivys have no common sense and in Harvard's case, usually come from money and bought their way into college. There's a reason they have such a large endowment and it's got nothing to do with savvy investing

>> No.10797534

>>10796190
I think to make doritos powder? Not 100 on that though

>> No.10797537

>>10796217
I bet she's bad in bed, not like that matters

>> No.10797539

>>10796087
are those american cheese singles?

>> No.10797541

>>10796195
??? are you just watch some random ones then? I'm seeing a good mix between the terrible and the decent/good. Literally the first 2 posts after the OP are good, wtf are you talking about with "things we hate"?

>> No.10797543

>>10797516
Anyone who has even basic kitchen experience (i.e. any adult) should know better.

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>> No.10797558

>>10797494
I'm torn on this. One the one hand she's adding the mayo and mustard and pickle juice responsibly, I was expecting half a container of each... but on the other hand: green egg yolks.

>> No.10797568

>>10797522
>his post was literally passing judgement on someone he doesn't know
>being a hypocrite
Aww looks like I was right after all about you being stupid and uneducated and bitter.

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>> No.10797590

>>10797543
You're acting like the 4 second gif actually took 10 minutes or something. They literally put it in as a "lol look at these chips dance around" the fact that you sperg out with 'Harvard education' every time this is posted just reinforces the fact that you don't get it and youre bitter and angry about it.

>> No.10797607

>>10797516
>reddit "education"

>> No.10797614

>>10797607
>everyone on the internet comes from pol or rebbit
too stupid to come up with an original meme?

>> No.10797618

>>10796114
>t. rejected from harvard every time he tried to get in

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>> No.10797956

>>10797931
Why the oil soup?

>> No.10798151

>>10796087
>>10796114
>>10796190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nY7Tu1Qgs

>> No.10798165

>>10797931
holy fuck

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>>10797931
I don't like this.

>> No.10798236

>>10797494
way to fuck up boiling eggs

>> No.10798250

>>10797516
Shut your dick hole, faggot.

>> No.10798260

>>10796079
For some reason I can't help but imagine these guys smashing their teeth every time they take a bite of one of these giant gummies

>> No.10798266

>>10797516
t. Half-Sour Saffitz

>> No.10798277

>>10797931
Fucking disgusting

>> No.10798283

>>10798266
Nah, I don't really think she's that attractive I'd rather fuck Carla in the walk in, to bee honest with you

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>>10796217
What? Why?

>>10797516
Pic related.

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>>10796079

>> No.10798314

>>10797547
look like someone eating he ass

>> No.10798318

>>10797925
>filename
Wew lad

>> No.10798372

>>10796079
What is that shit the hipster is eating with a scowl on his face?

>> No.10798384

>>10797931
i cannot stop laughing about this. why the fuck would anyone think this is a good thing to do?

>> No.10798465
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>>10797494
Why is it that most of these HORRIFICLY OBESE people featured on TLC and the like, are so into deviled eggs? I don't feel there's anything especially gluttonous about deviled eggs, yet these wastes of life seem to really go for them.

>> No.10798481

>>10797510

It's a retard burger. None of the cheese goes in the burger, just outside on ur hands, face, the board. An ultimately cheesey burger would be better thought put than "let's drown it in queso".

>> No.10798493

>>10796154
>>10796087
>>10796060
>>10796050
>>10797925

STOP POSTING THE FUCKING SAME ONES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>> No.10798501

>>10797925
good job with the filename anon

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>> No.10798522

>>10798493
MAKE NEW ONES YOU ASSHOLE.

>> No.10798527

>>10798515
The whole time I'm expecting whatever they're cutting up to be alive because asians are inhuman savages.
>Is 4chan modifying your thoughts? Yep.

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>>10798522

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>> No.10798553

>>10798527
4chan isn't modifying anything. Your exposure to hard truths is.

>> No.10798554

>>10797558

Green because she over boiled the fuck out of them.

>>10798465

Because they're easy asf to make, you just mix, pipe and eat. They're instantly gratifying fatty goodness for obese marmots like her.

>> No.10798559

>>10798522

Idk how but better to be part of the solution by bumping existing threads than starting new threads and adding to the cancer you fucking cuck

>> No.10798569

>>10798551

All that production value and flourish for a soggy pile of singed mess, wtf

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>>10798559
Then leave the fucking thread if you're not here to contribute.

>> No.10798584

>>10798569
>hipsters in a nutshell

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>>10796049
Whoever took this video is a fucking moron, the cheese sauce is obviously for dipping the fries.

>> No.10798594

>>10797547
Where does one go to be served by salt-bae?

>> No.10798597

>>10798594
Turkey.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Bae

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>> No.10798936

>>10796049
that's not a cheesy burger, its just a burger drenched in American style Cheez Product

>> No.10798940

>>10798572

Stupid cuck. Typical retard fucking up 4chan.

>> No.10798949

>>10798926
I lel'd

>> No.10798954

>>10798594
>>10798597
Salt-bae is unironically a garbage chef who knows fuck-all about how to actually cook and prepare meat. Would still wreck his boipucci though

>> No.10798960

>>10798954
You know they make soy-based hollowpoints now. You should try one. Make sure it fully contacts the roof of your mouth, that's where you really get the subtle flavors.

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>>10798954

>> No.10798977

>>10798966
Oh my dear lord.mp3
What a fucking retard. Nice butterfly amateur-hour.

>> No.10799052

>>10798594
>he fell for the 'style over substance' meme
sad

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>> No.10799097

>>10796049
>cheese

>> No.10799103

>>10796204
to be fair, the hamster isn't actually eating the hot dogs, it is just stuffing them in its cheeks

>> No.10799122

>>10799085
that's it I'm committing suicide tonight

>> No.10799130

>>10796049
That goes beyond cheesy, that's a fucking cheese bukake.

>> No.10799160

>>10799085
I couldn't be bothered to watch all that.
What was it, some prison food "recipe"

>> No.10799163

>>10799085
thats something people would "cook" in prisons where they could buy basic stuff in prison shops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSKpDwDhq24

>> No.10799244

>>10796060
Loved it, not seen that before, thanks.

>> No.10799501

>>10798926
that mouthful of pure sugar would be awful, you can see it in her adorable face.

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>>10798966

>> No.10799851

>>10799816
i don't recommend this, pizza sauce and bread taste like shit together

>> No.10799884

>>10798926
Cute, CUTE!

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>> No.10800046

>>10798966
he is basically an anime character

>> No.10800049

>>10799897
>18+
Imagine living in a country that had actually enforced drunk driving laws so that adults could be treated as adults

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>>10797516
It's honestly very pathetic that you feel the need to defend this stupid snaggletooth bitch that you never met this hard because someone threw out 2 words that triggered you into a frothing rage.

>> No.10800064

>>10797925
how do eggs

>> No.10800090

>>10797516
>Woman
>Good engineer

Choose one

>> No.10800093

>>10796209
>Double yolker
Not big enough of an egg compared to the hand size for two yolks in that eggo.

>> No.10800298

These are pointless since 90% are reposts. Just wait a year before doing a new one.

>> No.10800305

>>10799052
>not enjoying yourself
Pathetic.

>> No.10800359

>>10798954

Says the ignorant cuck...

>> No.10800398

>>10796209
I fucking hate anime

>> No.10800424

>>10798551
>Touches his shoe before handling food
State of these people

>> No.10800427

>>10798940
Why are you so angry, anon?

>> No.10800433

>>10798936
I don't think the burger even has any cheese in it, just the sauce
It's like going to Wendy's and every time drenching your fries and ketchup and telling people "I love how much ketchup they put on their fries in Wendy's"

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>> No.10800448

>>10797532
>usually come from money and bought their way into college

how do you explain SAT/ACT scores and GPAs of the students they accept?

>> No.10800457

>>10800448
>>10797532
rich people tend to do better at school because they have better support. you can't shit on high-achieving kids just because they had help, that's some salty bullshit.

>> No.10800459

>>10796060
As I watched this, this song was playing in my head:

https://youtu.be/N9-7uLg-DZU

>> No.10800464

>>10800448
Wealth and raising kids well tend to go hand-in-hand. Of course there will be some exceptions, but generally speaking the same sorts of skills that build wealth also tend to build better educated kids.

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>> No.10800489

>>10800476
This seems really British

>> No.10800512

>>10797925
reminder this is his punishment for stealing an egg in a former life

>> No.10800577

>>10798546
:19 seconds
>never forget poster of donut
what does it mean

>> No.10800583

>>10796209
Haven't watched Naruto in half a decade but with shit like this I'm glad I stopped tbqhwy

>> No.10800586

>>10800476
Those look absolutely divine, darling.

>> No.10800604

>>10800577
deepest lore

>> No.10800616

>>10796060
Kekked when the macbook killed the baby.

>> No.10800623

>>10799992
What the fuck!? Did scientists finally find a way to crack eggs with no mess!

>> No.10800629

>>10800054
just like how mad you have to be to save dumb photoshopped pictures to try and prove political arguments whenever you get triggered by opposiing views you disgusting incel

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>> No.10800669

>>10796060
...glorious

>> No.10800684

>>10797925
All hail the one and only true King of /ck

>> No.10800694

>>10800064
without break

>> No.10800705

>>10797925
Good job on the file name. How does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.10800742

>>10798936
>europoor can't into cheese sauce
I'm not defending the burger or the neanderthal not using a fork and knife for that monstrosity but cheese sauce can be made with good ingredients.

>> No.10800826

>>10799122
To really get you in the mood check out the numerous YouTube channels promoting "prison workouts" like that one.

>> No.10800954

>>10800476
D
ABSOLUTELY
L
I
C
A
T
E

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>> No.10801100

>>10798465
>featured on TLC
>not knowing simplysara

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Does anyone have the Pav Bhaji webm? Pic related, not an exact still but this is the food

>> No.10801132

>>10800954
DALICATE?

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>>10801122

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>> No.10801146

>>10801142
>egg slut
lewd

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>> No.10801182

>>10800457
>>10800464

agreed. my point was that, by the numbers, it is not the case that kids at Harvard "usually buy their way in." the vast majority of kids at Harvard are highly qualified.

>> No.10801190

>>10797925
>Nobody ever comments about the glug in the foreground gulping down whole yolks on the half shell.

>> No.10801198

>>10798465
That's simply sara, have some fucking manners
Also, some people just like deviled eggs?

>> No.10801199

>>10801133
You're a star

>> No.10801205

>>10801190
glug gulps what glug wants

>> No.10801214

>>10800476
As a Brit, this is absolutely fantastic

>> No.10801233

>>10801214
What would you say about that video if you weren't a faggot?

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>>10801142
>Tastes entirely of scallions

>> No.10801250

>>10801242
There will always be a special place in my heart for the pure autism of 1000 Degree Glowing Steel Ball Man.

>> No.10801264

>>10796209
I like how after he coikef them this guy is winded and breathing heavy considering all he did was improperly crack one egg in a pan instead of learning how to not get fucking she'll in the eggs

>> No.10801267

>>10797547
God damn this fag is so full of himself

>> No.10801287

>>10800434
Man, Yorkshire Puddings are the worst

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>>10797512
>Coke flavored
Also there probably is come in the gelatin before it sets it's just thickened up until it's barely chewable

>> No.10801297

>>10801242
Imagine that smell. Surprised it didn't cook the whole thing and a little bummed he broke it.

>> No.10801298
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>>10797516
Why is she hosting a cooking show then?

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>>10801292

>> No.10801310

>>10797925
man these disgusting street food videos are my guilty pleasure.

>> No.10801314

>>10801310
as far as guilty pleasures go, it could be a lot worse

>> No.10801317

>>10801314
let me rephrase: my guilty pleasure regarding food

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>>10797590
>Never watched the video
Not like it's out of context
>>10798522
Why not take your own advice?

>> No.10801360

>>10801329
Why

>> No.10801361
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>>10800634
>Smokes out the office

>> No.10801366

>>10799851
not true

>> No.10801370

>>10801361
>didn't even wait for the candles to go out
the absolute madman

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>> No.10801377

>>10801361
>how did you lose the eye
>my brother had a problem
imagine how mad she'd get

>> No.10801383

>>10801329
>Not like it's out of context

it's a bit out of context desu. the chunks of dehydrated cheese (not chips) seemed to blend fine shortly after. some people have sperg'd out about the webm saying she should have broken up the chunks, but I'm not sure it would have saved much time, if any. people are acting like it's completely moronic that she threw the whole chunks in the blender... like who gives a fuck.

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>>10801317
Here there are more

Does anyone have the Philippines tagtag webm?

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>>10801391

>> No.10801409

>>10801396
needs the mortal kombat music

>> No.10801415

>>10801094
>wypipo making a burrito

>> No.10801425

>>10801391
>>10801396
any of you have the webm of the fried chicken buttholes?

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>>10797931

>> No.10801428

>>10796204
This was actually really funny.

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>>10801425
I do not but I am now interested and intrigued

>> No.10801439

>>10801426
A guy could probably do it faster

>> No.10801444
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>>10801432
comfy

>> No.10801454

>>10801432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLAtjel2O64

starting at 6:47. BEFRS is a severly underrated youtube channel imo.

>> No.10801455

>>10797931
What's wrong with this? I assume they'll strain it anyways.

>> No.10801462

>>10798515
How sharp are those fucking cleavers?

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>> No.10801475

>>10801462
Those are Chinese cook's knives, not cleavers. Note that the blades are very thin, and don't get wider near the tip.

Just because something is roughly rectangular in shape doesn't mean its a cleaver.

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>>10801462
Very, it is Japanese steel folded 1000 times.

>> No.10801485

>>10801468
Is this the new egg king?

>> No.10801492

>>10800476
cucumber sandwiches are really good, they're pretty common in Germany too

>> No.10801502

>>10801242
I saw this come up on YouTube but I never clicked on it because I figured this exact scenario would happen
Thanks anon

>> No.10801510

>>10801250
He's right up there with the hydraulic press guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUsPGzA3YEU

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>>10801510
The hydraulic press is kind of sad to me for some reason. Like this webm is just soda pressing.

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>>10801439
Let's find out.

>> No.10801538

>>10801522
RIP to rajeesh's fingers

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>>10801182
>being this naive

>> No.10801547

>>10801522
>health and safety
Wouldn't wearing cloves make this more dangerous? The would limit his dexterity and in the case of him touching the blade they could get caught up in the machine, doing even more damage.

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>>10801540
>Cumming as soon as he deeothroats that chocolate
/Ourboy/

>>10801485
And this was supposed to be the new saltbae

>> No.10801560

>>10801439
But you have to pay the guy a wage, health care, insure for Workers Comp instead of just GL or property.

>> No.10801574

>>10801522
its unfair to compare them since one is cutting up a cow, the other one is cutting up a chicken

>> No.10801576

>>10797956
She was probably trying to make carnitas

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>>10801578

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>> No.10801650

>>10801578
First ten seconds are goddish, then it goes to absolute shit.

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>>10801578

>> No.10801658

>>10801540
>>being this naive

explain or accept defeat

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>> No.10801686

>>10801455
There's a reason why when frying something, or really anything to do with oil, the oil is heated beforehand.
The longer something sits in oil the more oily it gets. Marinating your meat in cold oil is just going to get you gross oily meat, and we're not even talking about good oil. That looks like shit corn oil.
If you didn't know this basic shit about cooking you should probably stick to fast food threads and yelling at your mom for more oven-baked tendies.

>> No.10801693

>>10801556
>moving your cups around for the waitstaff
Easy way to spot plebeians. Low class mongs.

>> No.10801701

>>10801693
i hide mine under the table to really make them work for it

>> No.10801706

>>10801701
>moving your cups around for the waitstaff

>> No.10801712

>>10801547
>wearing cloves
it's not really dangerous and you do smell better, just looks a little strange at first

>> No.10801715

>>10799851
>pizza sauce and bread taste like shit
Then why is pizza so good? The dough is basically bread you fucking dummy

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>>10801715
Only if it is Roma style pizza which was more or less bread with pizza toppings to skirt some taxes after WW2

Otherwise it would be like claiming cookies are like cake because they are both made of the same ingredients

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>> No.10801802

>>10801775
Why

>> No.10801825

>>10796049
This ruins the burger.

>> No.10801866

What's going on with ck rn. Funposting or is someone butthurt

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>>10800008

>> No.10801906

>>10798288
I think I remember seeing someone sticking one of these up their ass

>> No.10801938

>>10801686
You sound retarded.

>> No.10801941

>>10801938
Not retarded if it's objectively correct, retard.
Now run along, your tendies are getting cold.

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>>10801941
Well I'm gonna have to say you're wrong.

>> No.10801982

>>10801547
Never wear gloves when operating anything that spins, great way to get pulled into the machine and do even worse damage.

>> No.10802143

>>10800008
so he fucks up the non twist by trying to twist it, and now he fucks up the twist off by using a bottle opener and spilling it all over the table. Also I love the fact he had to put down a towel in anticipation of knowing he would inevitably fuck it up

>> No.10802148

>>10801775
for a few seconds he was the happiest little retard on the whole planet

>> No.10802157

>>10798553
Go away russian shill.

>> No.10802201

>>10801578
america was a mistake

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>>10798527
wh*teoids were a mistake

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>> No.10802263

>>10802232
That looks like something that a "rrawwr me eat meat me cave man" millennial restaurant would stage in order to get social media buzz

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>>10802263
Butthurt began detected.

>> No.10802276

>>10802270
t. "social media consultant" whose meal ticket depends on the fact that his boomer customers think Epic Mealtime is cutting edge performance art

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>>10802276
The restaurant was actually doing nothing out of the ordinary before the protest. The owner came out and started cutting meat only as a response to the butt hurt vegans protesting him like you.

>> No.10802288

what the fuck is wrong with you kids these days you're literally behaving like the idiots you criticize

>> No.10802306

>>10802286
>and you have to look mad, ok? remember, you don't know them. the tweeterverse will lap this up, you'll have over 40,000 tweetbacks in a matter of days and your alexa rank will be a game changer!

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>>10802306
>that 20 year old boomer who doesn't even know how the internet works

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>> No.10802383

>>10796087

I bet she fights like a fucker jet

>> No.10802427

>>10800577

Probably something else the soijew took.

>> No.10802442

>>10799085
>be in prison
>food consists of processed, non-perishable snack foods out of the canteen
>have access to fresh onions

>> No.10802448

>>10800616
It most likely either stopped, or fell down while the phone got jerked out of the baby's hands.

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>> No.10802460

>>10802263
You really think a conspiracy like that is necessary to make vegans look like idiots?

>> No.10802463

>>10801287
you shut your whore mouth

>> No.10802497

>>10802427
he can't be stopped

>> No.10802499

>>10801693
this x1000, I can't stand it when the waitress at Applebee's serves from the left

>> No.10802512

>>10802455

How the fuck anyone could think that this is a good idea to do to your kid?

>> No.10802519

>>10801329
What the fuck did she eat?

>> No.10802522

>>10802519
McChicken

>> No.10802543

>>10802499
Your sarcasm is noted and otherwise ignored.

>> No.10802566

>>10800090
Some of the greatest pioneers in Engineering were women

>> No.10802581

>>10802566

Like?

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>>10802522
For me, it's the Filet O Fish.

>> No.10802606

>>10801133
See, if vegetarian food was more like this, I could see the appeal.

>> No.10802625

>>10801556
dumbass women

>> No.10802638

>>10797931
This reminds me of when my father put oil in with the marinade for steaks. Turned the bbq into a inferno.

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>> No.10802768

>>10798372
A jelly donut

>> No.10802775

>>10799085
Terrible recipe, literally looks like fucking prison food. Awful.

>> No.10802823

>>10801677
A restaurant near me actually does this, though I've never tried it.

>> No.10802830

>>10802512
Little man needs to learn the world is a harsh, cruel place and he needs to become tough to get ahead. Cake is for women and faggots

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>>10802519
A bug or worm not sure you can see a bug screensaver flash by at the end of the webm

>> No.10802860

>>10802566
>Some of the greatest pioneers in Engineering were women
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>10802566
Name 4

>> No.10802873

>>10801979
You would be wrong about that anon being wrong.

>> No.10802893

>>10801727
Cookies and cake aren't made of the same ingredients. Bread and pizza dough are closer in composition.

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>>10799816
>dating a white guy
>white people unnecessarily adding raisins to recipes isn't a meme

>> No.10802936

>>10800623
No they don't work properly

>> No.10802939

>>10802869
the virgin nippon vs the chad doge

>> No.10802941

>>10802893
Flour, eggs, milk, butter, sugar
Maybe brownies would be a bit more accurate but the ingredients are usually the same just vastly different ratios most of baking is the same 8 ingredients utilized in different ways
Icing and sugar glass are both sugar and water but they aren't interchangeable and don't have the same texture.

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>> No.10802954

>>10800705
He's not allowed leave until all the eggs are cooked. That is his burden.

>> No.10802977

>>10802949
This makes Tex-Mex look horrible

>> No.10802988

>>10802941
>Flour, eggs, milk, butter, sugar
I'm going to let you decide which you're screwing up more: cake or cookies. I can tell you with absolute certainty that those ingredients do not make both of these.

>> No.10803011

>>10801642
I think if you took anything of any remote hardness from 150 up to 30,0000 grit you'd get a pretty decent cutting edge

>> No.10803019

>>10800054
this post is a mess anon, sort yourself out

>> No.10803039

>>10802775
It's prison food, it would be weird if it didn't look like it.

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>>10803011

>> No.10803051

>>10802566
haha

wow!

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>>10803041

>> No.10803080

>>10797931
.t Chinese cooking

>> No.10803084

>>10800054
It's honestly very pathetic that you feel the need to attack someone you've never met this hard because all your applications to Harvard were rejected and it sends you into a frothing rage.

>> No.10803092

>>10801287
I doubt you have had one

>> No.10803105

>>10801396
autism

>> No.10803110

Hey /ck/ it's me, the lurker

Thank you for all your posts, I hope you have a great day today

>> No.10803121

>>10803041
Don't be a downbeat, bin that sweet

>> No.10803132

>>10800090
where did I say she was an engineer or even good? Please I'd love for you to show me where I said she's a "good engineer", go on Pajeet I'll wait

>> No.10803134

>>10800090
t. incel neet

>> No.10803149

>>10796217
>just 50 cal left

>> No.10803151

>>10801298
>he doesn't know what Bon Appétit magazine is
>he thinks these people are you tubers trying to break into the "business"
>he's so stupid he doesn't even know how stupid he is
Tell me more about how salty you are that you didn't get into Harvard

>> No.10803159

>>10800434
Oh. Oh, fuck. Bong food looks like THAT?

>> No.10803163

I love how he puts the pot of eggs on the stove after he's done. It's almost cartoonish.

>> No.10803169

>>10803159
No, not typically. Even that roast looks decent and is probably lean and dry as hell after it sits for more than 90 seconds.

>> No.10803174

>>10801329
>out of context
>implying the chips didn't break down the second after your webm ends
what a stupid idiot you are

>> No.10803187

>>10802512
Pretty sure it's just some kid getting shit on by random adults because they're monkeys

>> No.10803190

>>10801938
>isn't intelligent enough to articulate why he disagrees
stay mad, salty harvardfag

>> No.10803196

>>10801547
Wow.
OK, first he should be wearing latex or vinyl gloves. Those can't get caught in the machine, but they do promote cleanliness. There's more though:
a push-stick should be used to run the meat through the saw.
guard on the saw should be set lower down
homeboy should be wearing more appropriate clothing, including a hair net, beard net, and the watch needs to go. It could get caught in the saw, and it's assuredly full of nooks and crannies that can trap bacteria and interfere with proper handwashing.
I don't see an emergency shut-off button for the saw anywhere, though that could be obscured by the camera angle.
And there's what appears to be a goat or something hanging nearby? Generally one tries to keep poultry well separate from other kinds of meat. I hope that he's not going to cut the goat up without sterilizing the saw first. Sterilizing those kinds of saws is a huge pain in the ass compared to, say, wearing a hairnet or taking off your watch, so I assume they'll probably skip out on that too.

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>>10801556

>> No.10803258

>>10803217
shit, that looks awesome. rec, +1, upvote, whatever the fuck you want to call it, but that's a fine looking fish and chips

>> No.10803268

>>10803258
Honestly this. I was skeptical at first but won me over. Pleasant surprise.

>> No.10803301

>>10803217
found the original vid fwiw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sydhl8wX4-c

>> No.10803304

>>10797925

>> No.10803306

>>10802455
Why are browns like this?

>> No.10803334

>>10798288
I want to buy one of these just so i could Babe Ruth someone with it.

>> No.10803342

>>10798926
god i wish that were me

>> No.10803352

>>10800054
I have every expectation of sincerely hating black people for the rest of my life after however many years of cuckspam

>> No.10803356

>>10801242
The thumbnail kinda looks like a buffalo coming out of one of those peat moss marshes

>> No.10803380

>>10803217
Fuck me, this is someone who actually likes food and knows what they are doing.

>> No.10803395

>>10801578
Fuck this guy.

>> No.10803404

>>10801642
It's good to see dreams come true.

>> No.10803409

>>10802455
Is this how the Surly King came to be?

>> No.10803423

>>10801142
>using a gold pocketknife to cut the bread
I'm out.

>> No.10803431

>>10798966
Fucking horrible.

>> No.10803478

>>10796226
looks like allison williams from girls on hbo

>> No.10803504

>>10802286
Wrong
They started protesting his legal business so he brought out a hind quarter and started breaking it down
The police came, talked to him, and they both had a good laugh no charges
Fuck vegans I hope all of them die off of vitamin deficiency

>> No.10803508

>>10803504
>Says I'm wrong
>Repeats exactly what I said
Daily reminder that paint chips aren't food.

>> No.10803526

>>10802286
Threadly reminder that Harley (((Morenstein))) founded and ran Epic Meal Time along with his goy friend Alex (Muscles Glasses), then when the channel exploded and he started making a mint off it, he and his brother copyrighted everything and fucked Alex and a few other crew members out of any money.

>> No.10803534

>>10803504
Huh?

>> No.10803536

>>10803526
Imagine Moi Shawk

>> No.10803574

>>10803508
Excuse me I am al/ck/ tonight and misinterpreted you

>> No.10803604

>>10802366
>eating bugs
I guess they have no other source of food.
>chicken walks by
Um...

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>>10803604
The chicken makes more food, you do not eat it.

>> No.10804065

>>10800008

how can this man fuck up literally everything

>> No.10804356

>>10801906
same

>> No.10804480

>>10800476
The sandwich look good, but I don't like the idea of the restaurant charging me $22 for this

>> No.10804642

>>10803604
to think some anon from /ck/ has less IQ than colored folk

>> No.10804722

>>10801677
a whole wheel pf cheese for one fucking pasta dish

>> No.10804889

>>10797925
Howeee zoweeee whoahhhhh eeeeeg Eggg EG!!

>> No.10804922

>>10796079
All of these people look like they want to die...

>> No.10805715

>>10802334
I want her to chew my cock n balles up whilst looking at me sternly