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10799738 No.10799738 [Reply] [Original]

What the heck am I supposed to do with calamari?

I put it in my spaghetti
Nothing. Bland. Not even filling, can't taste it at all. Just the sauce

Put it in my rice.
Nothing.

Put it in my potatoes.
Nothing.

Why is it even sold in stores if all it is, is fucking N O T H I N G
I might as well dump a thing of herbs and spices in my mouth and eat that, because that's all that calamari is

I'm so fucking upset

>> No.10799740

>>10799738
batter and fry it

>> No.10799746

>>10799740
This op u fool

>> No.10799749
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10799749

>>10799740
BUT THEN I'LL JUST BE EATING BATTER

WHY WOULD I PAY 15 DOLLARS TO GO EAT BATTER WITH SAUCE

>> No.10800112

Chargrill it with salt and pepper.

>> No.10800560
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10800560

>>10799749
Tastelet detected.

>> No.10800564

>>10799738

>frozen crap
>fresh calamari

Pick one

>> No.10800567

how about preparing them like the package suggest?
Looks like the just fried the fuckers and tossed in some spices/herbs

>> No.10800578

>can't taste it at all.
I wonder if chinese people make threads in serbian fingerpainting boards about how beef doesn't taste anything.

>> No.10801171

>>10800560
Beer delivery rank?

>> No.10801184

>>10800560
I bet the beer would fall off if they fired it, stupid to show off something gimmicky and specific with no practical use

>> No.10801436

>>10801184
No practical use? It's able to stay on target regardless of how the body is bouncing or rolling. Fucking retard.

>> No.10801440

>>10799749
Wait you paid $15 for that shit? You kidding me?

Where I live that stuff is like $2.50 or $3 tops.