/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10806211]

>that restaurant's extra hot wing sauce is so spicy that you have to sign a waiver to order it

[Anonymous No.10806218]

>this placet uses brown paper as a table cloth and gives you crayons to draw on it with while you wait!
>i'm gonna draw a triforce!
>maybe they'll put it on the wall with the others!
>oh we don't have any yellow crayons...
>i'll go ask the couple at that other table if i can borrow theirs...

[Anonymous No.10806236]

>that restaurant that asks my loli gf if she wants a booster seat

[Anonymous No.10806245]

>that restaurant that kicked me out for masturbating under the table

[Anonymous No.10806249]

>that one guy who asks the waiter which wine pairs well with the 20 dollar steak at a chain restaurant

[Anonymous No.10806256]

>>10806249
>orders it well done anyway

[Anonymous No.10806553]

>>10806236
>waiter calls oppai loli gf my daughter
just blatantly fucking disrespectful

[Anonymous No.10806571]

>>10806211
Whenever I see some place brag about how spicy something is it seems that half the time it's just only sorta hot.
>>10806218
I remember loving Noble Roman's as a kid specifically because you could draw on the paper tablecloths.

[Anonymous No.10806596]

>>10806211
>order spiciest on menu
>it barely tickles
fucking florida boomers and their pasty plain taste

[Anonymous No.10806619]

>>10806218
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.10806630]

>>10806249
>the steak isn't grossly overpriced so no wines go with it

[Anonymous No.10806653]

>that 25 year old boomer requesting we sing happy birthday to his girlfriend and bring her a cake

[Anonymous No.10806654]

>>10806553
lol when your waiter reads you for dating underaged girls and you think it's disrespect but he's actually just disgusted and worried he needs to call the police for her

[Anonymous No.10806664]

>>10806218
Kek

[Anonymous No.10806670]

>>10806211
That restaurant that sells their burgers for 10 dollars despite giving you food poisoning everytime without fail.

[Anonymous No.10806700]

>>10806670
>go out to restaurant
>MASSIVE diarrhea within 10 minutes of leaving
>go back again next week, rinse, repeat
whats her name, bros?

[Anonymous No.10806782]

>>10806700
not really a restaurant, but this is me with little caesars every month

[Anonymous No.10806803]

>>10806700
Oh Applebee’s, your mediocrity knows no bounds.

[Anonymous No.10806816]

>chicken wings

[Anonymous No.10806829]

>>10806700
>MASSIVE diarrhea within 10 minutes of leaving
Is this even possible? It's always taken hours for anything like that to happen to me after eating questionable food.

[Anonymous No.10806832]

>>10806630
>$20 wine at a chain restaurant isn't grossly overpriced

[Anonymous No.10806833]

>>10806211
they must use vark sauce if it's that damn spicy

[Anonymous No.10806834]

>>10806832
Yes sir, I'll have a glass of raspberry barefoot for 6.99 please.

[Anonymous No.10806843]

>>10806834
>not barefoot red merlot
delete yourself

[Anonymous No.10806849]

>>10806211
One of my buddies worked at BWW a long time ago and always told me how spicy their "Blazin' Wing Sauce" was. So I eventually went down there and tried to challenge. I mean, it was spicy but it wasn't fucking sign a waver spicy. I did it and got a shirt, motherfuckers made me pay for my wings still, I was pissed.

[Anonymous No.10806856]

None of these stories ever happened. Stop memeing idiots.

[Anonymous No.10806888]

>>10806856
I can say my anecdote is true but idk about any of these other assholes.

[Anonymous No.10806922]

>>10806211
>that guy that eats at restaurants

[Anonymous No.10806933]

>>10806849
>that guy who spent 20$ on shit tier wings to get a 50 cent t shirt

[Anonymous No.10806956]

>>10806933
I'm pretty sure it was more like $12. I didn't care about the price but usually when someone successfully completes some kind of food challenge the food is free. Just goes to show how NOT spicy their shitty sauce is, since so many people can pass the challenge they still charge you. You're also a retard if you think any T-shirt costs 50 cents.

[Anonymous No.10806972]

>>10806956
>that boomer that is defensive about his special wing shirt

[Anonymous No.10807011]

>>10806956
yum, I love 1 dollar wings. They have almost a quarter ounce of meat on them!

[Anonymous No.10807121]

>>10806829
Not possible unless you ate and just talked for an hour

[Anonymous No.10807128]

>>10807011
Is that a small amount?

[Anonymous No.10807133]

>>10806833
Based

[Anonymous No.10807222]

>>10806211
Here's the recipe if you want to taste the wings OP is talking about. https://secretaardvark.com/recipes-2/recipes-with-habanero-hot-sauce/aardvark-habanero-hot-wings

[Anonymous No.10807229]

>>10806211
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.10807246]

>>10806816
Why are you forcing this meme?

[Anonymous No.10807255]

>>10806972
>That guy who's never won anything in his life so he has to try and make fun of a guy who won something
Oh boy you're pathetic

[Anonymous No.10807256]

>>10806816
Chicken wings are pretty great, fuckface

[Anonymous No.10807278]

>>10807255
>he's so proud of his chicken wing shirt he defends it on a laotian flyfishing board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmWP99NPN9g

[Anonymous No.10807296]

>>10807278
You're proving my point

[Anonymous No.10807320]

>>10807296
>that 45yo boomer that "won" a shirt from a Buffalo wild wings "contest" and gives himself a heart attack defending it on an Azerbaijani croquet enthusiast forum

[Anonymous No.10807321]

>>10807256
At what? Tasting bad, having no meat, being overpriced, or making a mess?

[Anonymous No.10807348]

>>10807321
>Tasting bad
You can put whatever flavor you want on them, wings are literally endless in taste. You're prob just a picky eater which is your fault.

>having no meat
They are all you can eat you fat fuck, just eat till you're full.

>overpriced
Wings are like 35 cents-50cents a piece. And usually it's like 10-12$ to eat as much as you want. Get a real job

>making a mess
You manchild, learn how to eat. Jesus

[Anonymous No.10807359]

>>10807296
please post a pic of you wearing the shirt

[Anonymous No.10807364]

>>10807321
>>10807348
those two anons that are locked in the same argument across several threads

[Anonymous No.10807372]

>>10807348
>all you can eat garbage

Yeah, between vinegar/ pepper garbage sauce, shit tier sweet babby ray, and fucking mustard I'll pass. No, but I enjoy slowly picking the meat off of the worst part of the chicken.

Don't breed retard.

[Anonymous No.10807409]

>>10807359
It was too small I donates it to the waterfront mission years ago. But I won it in 2007 when they still had the old school orange shirts

[Anonymous No.10807422]

>>10807372
>only can pick between 3 sauces
Jesus you're an idiot poorfag. You can literally make top tier sauces at home. Why are you even on this board if you know nothing about food?

[Anonymous No.10807451]

>>10806211
>>10806218
>>10806245
>>10806630
>>10806670
>>10806816
>>10806922
>>10806933
>>10806972
These images are the most pretentious shit on the web. Only people who think they're smarter than they actually are post this shit.

[Anonymous No.10807466]

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[Anonymous No.10807473]

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[Anonymous No.10807490]

>>10807422
I eat steak every day, not chicken wings poorfag.

[Anonymous No.10807499]

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[Anonymous No.10807556]

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[Anonymous No.10807620]

>>10807409
>Using Coke to cool spice down
That's really fucking retarded. Drink some fucking milk or eat some ice cream if you're really burning, or suck up the fact that it's spicy, but don't drink a fucking soft drink

[Anonymous No.10807740]

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[Anonymous No.10807820]

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[Anonymous No.10807908]

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[Anonymous No.10807918]

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[Anonymous No.10807936]

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[Anonymous No.10807972]

>>10806218
>this place has appetizers!

[Anonymous No.10807981]

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[Anonymous No.10807983]

>>10807451
>Only people who think they're smarter than they actually are post this shit.
For me, I actually aren't post this shit

[Anonymous No.10808007]

>>10807451
>look mom i posted it again lol

[Anonymous No.10808016]

>the restaurant has soup

[Anonymous No.10808017]

>>10808007
Huh?

[Anonymous No.10808037]

You fucking attention whores just don't give up do you? baka

[Anonymous No.10808047]

>>10808017
Wussat?

[Anonymous No.10808058]

>>10807451

[Anonymous No.10808073]

>>10806245
This is why you don't eat in low brow establishments. No respect for the paying customer.

[Anonymous No.10808080]

>>10806596
Go back to cooba, whelp. The food is even worse there.

[Anonymous No.10808087]

I want to open a restaurant with a sauce where you have to sign a waiver, then put in the fine print that they have to pay $1000 dollars per wing.

[Anonymous No.10808097]

>>10806829
Sometimes I eat like a fucking pound or three of spinach and just shit leaves for hours. Don't booze kids.

[Anonymous No.10808112]

>>10806829
>Is this even possible? It's always taken hours for anything like that to happen to me after eating questionable food.
Diarrhea occurs because your body's rushing the digestion process due to the presence of toxins or whatever. If it's bad enough, your body will rush it through fast.

[Anonymous No.10808125]

God this board is so gay at times. Imagine getting actually offended by a soy wojak.

[Anonymous No.10808144]

>>10806933
Gen X faggot to the max™ confirmed.

[Anonymous No.10808163]

>>10807278
You are now worse than him.
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.10808168]

>>10806933
have you never heard of HONOR or BRAGGING RIGHTS
not everything in this life is monetary, bucko

[Anonymous No.10808173]

>don't react to the restaurants hottest sauce
>personally offend the owner
>next time he has a special sauce just for me
>It's still not that bad
>banned from the restaurant

[Anonymous No.10808176]

>>10808125
It's the attitude these idiots put behind it. Like "OMG IM SO MUCH SMARTER THAN ALL THESE DIPSHITS AROUND ME OOOOOOHHHHH"

[Anonymous No.10808190]

>Order spicy
>nigger laughs at me
>brings me back something mild

ROPE

[Anonymous No.10808192]

>>10808173
>be sperg
>order spicy thai food
>not really spicy
>pile on spice pot condiments until asian table next to me is looking and my mouth hurts
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

[Anonymous No.10808206]

>>10808176
It's not you pathetic bitch. Stop being so sensitive.

[Anonymous No.10808210]

>>10808176
People only get offended when there's truth to an insult. Call a normal person fat and they won't care, but call a lardass fat and it'll hurt their feelings. The brainletposting is mostly just funposting, but the very fact that you're getting upset is demonstrative that in the very least you are insecure about your intellect, and it is more than likely you are an idiot.

[Anonymous No.10808212]

>that restaurant that serves fusions instead of foods

[Anonymous No.10808227]

>>10808176
Here we witness elusive the soyboy in the wild. His kind is entirely responsible for the word "cuck" re-entering the modern day lexicon.
Look how he struts, despite that pussy belonging to another.

[Anonymous No.10808232]

>>10808210
>Call a normal person fat and they won't care, but call a lardass fat and it'll hurt their feelings.
This doesn't apply to roasties. You could call a 95lb roastie fat and she'd be really butthurt about it

[Anonymous No.10808236]

>>10808206
KYS IM DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PLACE

[Anonymous No.10808238]

>>10808190
Niggers can't handle spice at all, in my experience. Their spaghetti was literally BBQ sauce and noodles.

[Anonymous No.10808246]

>>10808238
>Their spaghetti was literally BBQ sauce and noodles.

[Anonymous No.10808507]

>>10807359
>>10807409

Plot twist; this guy isn't even me, the one who was originally talking about this. I was drunk and refused the glass of milk they gave me at the end. I am not going to post myself wearing the shirt, unless I can find it.

[Anonymous No.10808649]

>>10806596
some food scientists think the growing market for hot sauce is due to boomers losing their taste buds, actually

[Anonymous No.10808665]

>>10806849
you gotta eat the wings in 3 minutes to get them free, and they pick the biggest ones out of the bag so that doesn't happen. I have a friend who does the challenge every time he goes just to get the bigger wings.and then he doesn't even try to complete it in time. They must be catching on by now

[Anonymous No.10809580]

>>10806218
>triforce
Am laffing, I wonder why those hipsters like nintencrap so much

[Anonymous No.10809627]

>>10809580
I find even hipsters can act like adults. No, it's developmentally stunted manchildren who still watch cartoons, eat sugary cereal, love those 2000 calorie birthday cake-flavored memeshakes that get posted on their social media, and call paying bills or doing errands "adulting" that do this shit.

[Anonymous No.10809659]

>>10808232
Using the word "roastie" is so cringe. Like do you really want to advertise your virginity that bad? And to top it off nobody outside of incels even use that word. Like if you asked 1000 women on the street what it means not one will know. And if any real women saw your "roastie" posting you'd get laughed at by the women and called a faggot by everybody else. Grow up and have sex kid

[Anonymous No.10809666]

>>10809627
>trying this hard to sound like a mature adult
You're 100% underaged

[Anonymous No.10809737]

>>10809666
100% seething

[Anonymous No.10809743]

>>10809737
>le Reddit Seething meme

[Anonymous No.10809753]

>>10809659
>being this much of a roastie
Shut the fuck up you cum guzzling, blacked cunt

[Anonymous No.10809759]

>>10809666
Satan-trips never lies.

[Anonymous No.10809764]

>>10809753
You've never touched a woman in your life lol.

[Anonymous No.10809797]

>>10809764
>projecting this much
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.10809803]

>>10809797
>le projecting meme
You've got to go back

[Anonymous No.10809805]

>>10809803
>white knighting this much
Reddit much?

[Anonymous No.10809808]

>>10809764
Traps are superior to women. Women are trash

[Anonymous No.10809811]

>>10809805
>le white knight meme
Yeah man you're just such a super Chad huh?

[Anonymous No.10809814]

>>10809808
This is true. Traps just play to hard to get, it's not worth dealing with them.

[Anonymous No.10809817]

>>10809811
>Chad meme
Found the virgin

[Anonymous No.10809842]

>>10809817
>I know you are but what am i

[Anonymous No.10809843]

>>10809814

[Anonymous No.10809876]

hi guys is my meme still welcome here?

[Anonymous No.10809893]

>>10809876
yiz

[Anonymous No.10809896]

>>10809876
>posting Pepes
Why no apu apustaja?

[Anonymous No.10809906]

>>10809843
what if i like both?

[Anonymous No.10809918]

>>10809843
I really want to be a fully fertile feminine hermaphrodite and have one as a GF so we can get each other pregnant

[Anonymous No.10809940]

>>10809918
I'm sure that'll be possible at some point once the technology gets there

[Anonymous No.10810208]

>>10807128
for American citizens, yes

[Anonymous No.10810239]

>>10807451
>People don't realize that this is a subtle way of asking for an image dump

[Anonymous No.10810250]

>>10806571
t. buffalo wild wings

[Anonymous No.10810259]

>>10809906

[Anonymous No.10811001]

Spördö bärgels :DDD

[Anonymous No.10811869]

>>10807451
found the reddit fag

[Anonymous No.10811881]

>>10806654
She's actually a several thousand years old demigod so it's not pedophilia at all

[Anonymous No.10811892]

>>10809659
t. toastie roastie

[Anonymous No.10811914]

>>10806218
what a fucking post, lmao

[Anonymous No.10811983]

>>10806553
>not having an oppai loli daughteru who is also you gf and aborting the retardo babies via vacuum-in-vagoo
Step it the fuck up senpai, the waiter thought you were a man of taste but apparently that offends you

[Anonymous No.10812029]

>>10807409
>Douse the flame with an Ice Cold Coca Cola™

[Anonymous No.10814396]

>>10807451

[Anonymous No.10814428]

>It's a shut dirty trailer park with food trucks that you have to pay to even get in because they are playing pretentious music and have "rustic" rusty chairs and tables
>There's a diarrhoea epidemic every month or so

[Anonymous No.10815378]

>>10807499
this is my favorite one i like the retard helmet

[Anonymous No.10815392]

>>10815378
wearing a helmet doesn't make you retarded

[Anonymous No.10815464]

>>10815392
pfft, yeah YOU maybe

[Anonymous No.10815852]

>>10808649
That would actually make sense now that I think about it...

[Anonymous No.10815882]

>>10806218
I usually despise basedboyposting but this is fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.10816851]

>>10809627
>adulting
Fuck anybody who uses this word unironically, it's such a stupid way to describe something

[Anonymous No.10818515]

>>10806218
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[Anonymous No.10818533]

>>10818515
FUUUUUUUUUCKCKCKCKC

[Anonymous No.10818546]

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[Anonymous No.10818825]

>>10806843
>Barefoot anything
Liberty Creek or even Woodbridge you gigantic asshole.

[Anonymous No.10819021]

>>10809843
mods are deleting my posts because they are literally trash newfags

[Anonymous No.10819029]

>>10807451
>preceding posts are all those images
Like pottery.