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fuck it i guess i'll just make fishbeef and see what happens

>> No.10811224

>>10811214
My God dude, clean that damn pan.

>> No.10811228

>>10811224
The whole kitchen really, god what the hell OP

>> No.10811232
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>>10811214
the seasonings so far are a splash of bourbon, all-dressed chips, salt, pepper, onion, red bell peppers, garlic, and cayenne pepper.

>>10811224
nah I'm just going to throw it away when I move to dreamland

>> No.10811236

keep going

>> No.10811237

>>10811232
Kirby pls

>> No.10811238

if dubs scrape all that off the pan and eat it

>> No.10811245

>>10811238
gotta smash the two meats together so you get a new texture

>> No.10811248

>>10811214
>>10811232
If you ever wonder why you see so much completely retarded cooking "knowledge" being passed around on here, here's a reminder that these are the brain damaged subhumans saying it.

>> No.10811250

>>10811248
braindead subhuman reporting in

>> No.10811255
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>>10811245
well obviously

>> No.10811259

>>10811255
now that looking better, need to add some dill and majoram, onions and the cover with ketchup and salt

>> No.10811261

>>10811255
DUde did you even turn the stove on?

>> No.10811270

The fact that threads like this get 300 replies is exactly why I don't bother posting actual cooking here anymore, and I know I'm not the only one.

>> No.10811280
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brewing some hot/cold/bourbon milk tea while I wait

>> No.10811286
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>>10811280
>That teapot

>> No.10811287
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>>10811270
>300 replies

>> No.10811288

>>10811270
Post your actual cooking in dickered guy's thread.

>> No.10811289

>>10811214
Filthier than masaokis

>> No.10811290

>>10811280
nice mug, you could clean your tea pot with some vinegar and baking soda

>> No.10811291

>>10811280
That mug's expression seems appropriate.

>> No.10811292
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just about ready, toasting my buns now, it smells kind of nice.

>> No.10811299

>>10811280
>SnK
Makes sense now.

>> No.10811300

>>10811292
damn the other pan looks even better good job op

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>>10811292
hell yeah, the buns are going to really make it tasty

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it's done

>> No.10811316

>>10811280
>hot cold bourbon milk tea

Make up your fucking mind, dude

>> No.10811318

Reminder that only people who watch anime live like this.

>> No.10811319

>>10811310
good job looks very tasty

>> No.10811329

>>10811300
thanks mister
>>10811316
I mean, I'm making all three at once, I siphon some milk tea off my hot pot into the fridge so later I have cold tea
>>10811299
thanks mister
>>10811319
yeah it tasted alright but probably not worth the trouble of making again, it wasn't that revolutionary. kept me amused for a half hour though
>>10811290
if i clean my tea pot it will taste clean, I want it to taste like tea
>>10811289
stop calling me that
>>10811291
i collect mugs

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I made too much, or perhaps an unintended consequence of this mixture was that it was more filling than the typical meal. I'll just leave it there until later and make some ramen and mix it with that.

>> No.10811350
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pan's getting ready to shed it's skin soon too, it can fit a fork in the gap now. I don't know what I'm going to do about that since the sink is broken.

>> No.10811355

>>10811350
you could just collect the chunks in a mug and put them on display

>> No.10811358

>>10811350
Flush big chunks down the crapper.
Wash pan in the shower.

Oh, and stop playing with your phone toy and fix your damn sink.

>> No.10811368

>>10811355
I can't sully my precious mugs with those items and no one visits here so a display would be pointless.
>>10811358
we're not spreading whatever I allegedly did to the sink to other, more critical pieces of infrastructure.

>> No.10811388

>>10811368
can we get more pics of your living quarters?

>> No.10811392
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>>10811388
he busy eating we should be entertaining him

>> No.10811470

>>10811388
there's not much to see mister, I live a spartan lifestyle and the geometry of my domicile makes capturing it difficult

>> No.10811475

>>10811342
>leave it there until later
lad

>> No.10811479

>people like OP actually survive using this kitchen
>people like OP post opinions in food threads that may be taken seriously

>> No.10811515

>>10811470
just one picture?

>> No.10811519

>people like OP are actually supremely cultured
>Everyone who gets to know OP loves him unless they are a jerk

>> No.10811529

>>10811479
I've lived in really filthy circumstances but I would still at least clean things that food would touch.

>> No.10811560

>>10811470
>the geometry of my domicile makes capturing it difficult
dis nigga think he live in a hypercube

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>>10811515

>> No.10811565

>>10811562
Seems about right

>> No.10811569

>>10811562
I was once going to buy a studio apartment and embrace my inner neet. Kinda glad I didn't.

>> No.10811575

>>10811280
Very nice mug, Anon. Clean up though, this window into your life is disgusting

>> No.10811586

>>10811303
more plz

>> No.10811599

>>10811224
>getting rid of all the accumulated flavor

>> No.10811601

>>10811280
Potato girl's expression is pretty accurate of the situation

>> No.10811604

masao

>> No.10811611

>>10811280
great fucking picture anon, this is unironically modern art

>> No.10811614

>>10811350
Dude, are you kidding? That stuff is full of flavour. Grind it up and keep it to add as flavouring

>> No.10811620

>>10811562
>larger monitor on the right side
wrong

>> No.10811625

>>10811288
I used to make my own threads. Nobody gave a shit.
Even tried doing something "wacky" like OP and only got like five replies.
Maybe it's just me.

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>>10811575
It's a one of a kind mug, of which I have several. Still, my collection has stagnated because of spat with the mugmakers and I am hoping to relocate and a whole host of reasons, but after I move I should resume. I have so many mug designs waiting to be made.

>> No.10811671

>>10811614
Normally I'd be the first person to suggest using fond in cooking, but that shit is just plain burnt nastiness.

>> No.10811723
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>>10811611
Thanks mister, maybe I'll send it into a photography magazine.

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>>10811723
>>10811562
>>10811350
>>10811342
>>10811310
>>10811292
>>10811280
>>10811255
>>10811232
>>10811214
Wow this is like an even shittier dinotendies thread

>> No.10811758

>>10811569
why

>> No.10811774

>>10811280
Cursed image.

>> No.10811775

>>10811625
>Even tried doing something "wacky" like OP
shame on you

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>>10811625
Find a video game with a character creator screen. Make a black character. Make sure that you leave your white hand clearly visible holding your controller in the photograph. Post this picture on /v/.

>> No.10811817

>>10811790
What if I'm not white? :(

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>>10811817

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>>10811292
Dude what are you doing

>> No.10811844

>>10811286
That is a rare one.....

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see it comes right off when the time is right

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>> No.10812919

op you are doing a fucking mistake??

>> No.10812922

i don't like it

>> No.10812943

>ingesting rust willingly

I guess some people just want to die without ending it too soon.

>> No.10812993

>>10811310
good job given the circumstances

do you just eat off the side table of your desk every meal?

>> No.10813128

>>10812903
how was the fish beef sandwich

>> No.10813148

>>10813128
it was okay. It might go better with rice or something.

>> No.10813149

>>10812899
>>10812903
this is the best shit since dino tendies

>> No.10813379

>>10811255
That anime girl in the far right of the picture. Everything about this thread becomes more horrifying by the second.

>> No.10813464

>>10811562
>cat post
post cat

>> No.10814334

>dirty as fuck
>anime lover
>owns a cat

christ, the warning signs are real

>> No.10814682

You need to see a psychiatrist. Nothing bad can come from it.

>> No.10814733

>>10811562
Of course it has a cat.

>> No.10814737

>>10812903
>>10812899
>comes right off

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>>10811232
That's kinda beautiful, in a way. Could be an abstract painting.

>> No.10815007

>>10811562
>/ck/ incarnate

>> No.10816105
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>>10813464

>> No.10816360

>>10816105
that's a cute kit

>> No.10816427

>>10811664
>A spat with the mugmakers
please elaborate

>> No.10817394
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>>10816427
Well, I am a mug connoisseur and it's tricky to locate places that will make mugs to my specifications, it usually averages 100 dollars a mug, and for this one mug, they completely bungled my directives. I wanted it to have cursive writing on it, and they put block letters. This is just one of many egregious errors. I called them and they claimed I didn't specify what type of cursive. Putting aside that, I told them if there was confusion about my font preferences, I was a mere phone call away, they could simply ask rather that do the opposite of what I desired, or at least pick a cursive at random, but to go with block letters? They only offered me five dollars as recompense.

And so, that was the last dealing I had with that business. Now, I have to manufacture my own mugs and I've just been lazy and had some things preventing me from doing so.

>> No.10819547

>>10816105
meow

>> No.10819804

>>10816105
cat/10

>> No.10819810

I know that's you, masao

>> No.10819819

>>10812903
all clean now

>> No.10820556

>>10819810
no its not

>> No.10820580

This thread makes me miss my bachelor days in college

>> No.10820587 [DELETED] 
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>>10811214
To be edible you should throw a good dollop of Inglehoffer Brand German Style Mustard on top. Mwaaaah! My compliments to the chef du jour

>> No.10820597

>>10820587
well I made this two days ago and i don't like mustard

>> No.10821677

>>10820597
HAH
Inglehoffag BTFO