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I love her bros

>> No.10817848 [DELETED] 

What do you think her farts smell like?

>> No.10817850

>>10817848
she seems to consume dairy a lot so really bad

>> No.10817851
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>>10817832
<3

>> No.10817859

>Saffitz
is she.. bros.. is she jew?

>> No.10817867

>>10817859
Yeah, that makes her more attractive. Don’t you want an Ashkenazi gf?

>> No.10817875

>>10817832
Is there another picture of her? This is the the only one I ever see. But I see it a lot.

>> No.10817880

>>10817859
tfw no big tiddie jew gf

>> No.10817884

>>10817875
her instagram is literally just pictures of food so your best bet is to watch the vids on youtube

>> No.10817906

>>10817850
Not a problem for whites.

>> No.10817922

>>10817832
Evidence that Ashkenazi Jews who inhabited Europe only breed with the best genetic material, which is why a lot of kikes have high IQ's and are often beautiful.

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>>10817922
>Evidence that Ashkenazi Jews who inhabited Europe only breed with the best genetic material, which is why a lot of kikes have high IQ's and are often beautiful.
lmao what a joke

>> No.10817931

>>10817927
cool image but that ain't an Ashkenazi

>> No.10817947

>>10817931
his name is Douglas (((Levinson))) lmao

>> No.10817961

>>10817947
why would Levinson be a jewish last name
isn't that more Scandinavian?

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>>10817961
No
>Levinson is an Ashkenazi Jewish surname. It means "son of Levi"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levinson

>> No.10818046

>>10817906
Jews aren't white, and not-incidentally Jews also have a high rate of lactose intolerance :^)

>> No.10818051

>>10817832
So you love her? Piss off shill, she's about as important as your opinion which is meaningless.

>> No.10818052 [DELETED] 

How old is she?

>> No.10818054

>>10817961
-sen is more typical of Scandinavia than -son.

The "levin" part is certainly not Scandinavian.

>> No.10818068

>>10818051
>million dollar culinary magazine is shilling on a cooking forum which is primarily focused on how a disgruntled hispanic man can get into a hut with *all* those eggs.

>> No.10818110

>>10818068
>hispanic man
How much of an invalid are you?

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>>10818068
4chan's /ck/ is the locus of food culture for the entire internet

>> No.10818160

>>10817832
Jews are white

>> No.10818181

Claire is pasty, fat and looks sick all the time

>> No.10818189

too fat

>> No.10818194

>>10818052
I'm guessing early 30s.

>> No.10818256

>>10818181
Claire is perfect you incel tastelet

>> No.10818365

>>10818256
her lips are a touch thin for my tastes, but those eyes - wow. wish we could see her legs so I could tell if she was a shortstack or just sorta chunky. tasty either way

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10818583

>"Pastry chef does X"
>Not even remotely close to have ever been a pastry chef at any point in her life

How am I supposed start a relationship based on a lie? The ass is fat though.

>> No.10818623

>>>/r9k/

>> No.10818760

>>10818583
She may have never worked in a professional restaurant with pastries. But she does do some baking for a foodie magazine. Counts enough.

But seriously though.in that Kit Kat video she said that she has never tempered chocolate before. Wouldn't a pastry chef have some good experience over multiple facets of baking. Like bread, cakes, frozen desserts, pulled sugar, chocolate tempering, etc.

>> No.10818771

>>10818583
>being under pressure in a shitty work environment is a prerequisite to being a good cook
wew lad

>> No.10818794

>>10818583
okay so if you know more about pastry than her then why arent you working for BA and getting a millions views per vid?

>> No.10818816

>>10818794
people unironically think its just because she's jewish or something. that's also why she got into Harvard.

>> No.10818827

>>10818771
She clearly has no actual education, as she doesn't even know the basics that any actual trained pastry chef would know. Her claim to fame is being an editor on BA and a blogger.

>> No.10818859

>>10817832
Sweet angel. I would give it all up for just one moment with my lips pressed against hers.

>> No.10818922

>>10818827
>clearly has no actual education
she works for one of the most popular (and best) food magazines in the country and her videos regularly get a million views on youtube. stay mad.

>> No.10818928

>>10818922
donald trump must produce the best quality steaks and have an exquisite palate

>> No.10818936

>>10817850
I wish I hadn't wasted so much time on this website that I know exactly what that deleted comment said without seeing it

>> No.10818951

>>10818928
>Donald Trump cooks
???????

>> No.10818959

>>10818951
he sold steaks and owns restaurants. he's also very rich

>> No.10818960

>>10817832
I bet you love Sarah Silverman too

>> No.10818992

>>10818960
My love for Silverman's armpits outweights my hatred for her shitty personality

>> No.10818993

>>10818859
kissing isn't even that good. now tongues, those are great

>> No.10819053
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>BA from Harvard
>went to one of the best French culinary schools
>Masters from the best Canadian university

Is there anything /ourgirl/ can't do?

>> No.10819072

>>10819053
temper chocolate

>> No.10819103

her recipe for ribs was very good

>> No.10819105

>>10819072
but she did do it. on camera. millions of people watched it. are you stupid or just pretending?

>> No.10819117

>>10817867
>Don’t you want an Ashkenazi gf?
>nazi gf?
sign me up, pal

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>>10819053
That's a somewhat impressive resume
Makes her even more attractive desu
>tfw you'll never wife a thick jew mommy gf who'll do you home-cooked meals every weekends
just kms already

>> No.10819124

>most recent video
>camera doesn't show her ass as she's walking back to the computer
>still gets number 1 on trending
how does (((((she))))) do it??

>> No.10819137

>>10819105

yeah, that's the funny part about everyone sperging over the tempering chocolate. she looked up how to do it and then did it.

it isn't like someone's life is in her hands. she's just cooking stuff.

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10819138

much better

(she's one of the cooks on Milk Street, for you ignoramuses)

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10819142

>when she puts her hair up

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>>10819118

>> No.10819158

What's so special about this granny?

>> No.10819159

>>10819149
I knew the instant I saw this in the video that it would make its way here

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>>10819158
>What's so special about this granny?
she fine

>> No.10819175

>>10819167
I liked when she started sweating later in the video.

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10819178

Are the grey streaks natural or not. Because it reminds me of the evil Jew from Drag Me To Hell.

>> No.10819182

>>10819178
>Are the grey streaks natural or not.
are you retarded?

>> No.10819185

>>10819158
chunky joo
anons tend to think that means they have a chance

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>>10819185

>> No.10819194

>>10819182
So does this mean that /ck/ has a crush on an old woman. Is she the mommy of /ck/?

>> No.10819203

>>10819137
That’s basic shit a pastry chef should know how to do without having to have had go look at a video at that point in her career.

>> No.10819207

>>10819203
It's some pretty easy stuff too. It's mostly just temperature control.

>> No.10819212

>>10819178

natural. she commented on a video and said so.

>> No.10819217

>>10819194
>old woman
shes clearly in her like mid 30s

>> No.10819231

>>10819217
b-but muh grey hair!!!!

>> No.10819236

>ywn rub claire’s soft belly after a dinner date night followed by several rounds of unprotected sex

aaaaaaAAAAAAAA

>> No.10819246

>>10819217
>>10819231
she reminds me of some girls i met at college

probably into that whole 'cruel old lady' look but doesnt know the first thing about men. and thats apparent, from how she fails to control herself around brad.

>> No.10819253

>>10819236
>ywn have a dirty kitchen threesome with Claire Molly and Carla

>> No.10819254

>>10819253
>threesome

>> No.10819369

>>10819254
Oh wow how embarrassing

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10819438

So, has anyone here ever tasted a dog treat? Is Claire really the weird one?

>> No.10819586

>>10819438
I have. I think almost everyone has, kids do stupid shit

>> No.10819659

>>>10819586
>eating dog food
Do Americans really do this? What the fuck is wrong with you lot?

>> No.10819745

i prefer carla over claire
am i patrician?

>> No.10819790

>>10819745
She has this snotty cunt vibe to her. You also just know her ass looks like cottage cheese left out in the sun for a week.

>> No.10819837

>>10819659
Damn near everyone over here has a dog, and eventually you start to wonder why they like those treats so much. They're ok.

>> No.10819869

>>10819438

yeah I have. I blame my older brother.

>> No.10819888

>>10819438
Yeah. I tried a milk bone as a like 10 year old. It was pretty much just dense and artificially meat-y. Like it was sprayed with meat drippings or something, and was just hardtack style biscuits.

Obviously they're probably not something you'd want to eat all day every day but it was far from "UGH EW GROSS". You're feeding them to your pet, it's only natural to wonder how it tastes.

Let me put it to you another way, and preface it with saying I'm not saying animals are like human babies, but you taste food you give a baby, before you do it, right? It's the same sort of idea. If you're giving a living being something to eat, and you're caring for that living being, it's only natural to taste it.

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>>10817850
Based as fuck

>> No.10819910

I saw Claire Saffitz at a bodega in Manhattan yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Kit Kat bars without paying.

The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When the cashier took one of the Kit Kats and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each Kit Kat and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

>> No.10819974

>>10819212

seriously, they're natural?????


claire confirmed for best waifu

>> No.10819976

>>10817832
Is this thread "advertising" too janny? Kek

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is this bitch wearing a cleavage shirt with a negative A cup?

>> No.10819986

>>10819985
>cleavage shirt

>> No.10820003

>>10819985
this is the shit that would never cross my mind. i do not understand some(most everyone) of you faggots.

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Why does she always use kosher salt?

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>> No.10820629

>>10820314
:3

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>>10817832
I love Inglehoffer Brand German Style Mustard even more...

>> No.10820656

>>10820652
kill yourself, faggot

>> No.10820668

>>10818052
47

>> No.10820682

>>10818771
>What is work experience, how is that relavent to doing the job?

You sound like a graduate of culinary school like the Art Institute who thinks you should walk right into a sous position

>> No.10820685

>>10820652
I'm laughing pretty hard to be honest. I wholeheartedly support this new saucy meme

>> No.10820688

>>10818794
My titties aren't quite as big

>> No.10820694

>>10820652
>german name
>wasabi
what
>horseradish
oh
>freshly grated wasabi
what??

>> No.10820710

>>10819910
Based /tv/ poster

[spoiler]fuck Bruce Willis [spoiler]

>> No.10820771

>>10819985
>is this girl (male) wearing a cleavage shirt with a negative A cup?

>> No.10820840

>>10820688
proce it (please be a girl)

>> No.10820859

>>10820840
It's a girl (male)

>> No.10820860

>>10820314
>>10819985
she looks like a downie

>> No.10820909

>>10820710
>based based poster

>> No.10820922

I find the grey streak sexy

>> No.10820930

>>10820922
I want to lick it

>> No.10820975

>>10819149
i like her ear

>> No.10820985

When do you think her menstrual cycle starts? Do you think she'd be regular or is she the type that changes month by month?

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>>10819985
>Shoulders wider than the pacific ocean

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>>10821007
I bet he has a feminine benis :DDD

>> No.10821028

>>10819117
My first gf was a nazi punk.

>> No.10821048

>>10819117
>>10821028
>tfw you will never fuck your qt nazi gf on the floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyqvwGyRIRM

>> No.10821183

I LOVE CLAIRE
I watch her videos every night before I sleep because I try and force myself to dream about a life together with her

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>>10821183

>> No.10821189

I wish I were worthy. She makes me want to try and be worthy. To become a better person. Nobody else makes me feel this way.

>> No.10821211

>>10821188
>tfw not even incel just lonely

>> No.10821354

>>10819246
nobody can control themselves around brad.
I couldnt control myself around brad.

hes fucking brad who the fuck are you, faggot?

>> No.10821360

>>10821354
Stuart. Why?

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>>10817851
>>10817832
who is this fat ugly white cunt

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>>10820314
lol is she actually retarded. I swear this is only one faggot who's obsessed with this kike and keep spamming her ugly face.

>> No.10821450

>>10821445
There are at least two, including me.

>> No.10821530

>>10821450
I have a big crush on Claire. ;_;

>> No.10821768

>>10820682
>You sound like a graduate of culinary school like the Art Institute who thinks you should walk right into a sous position

lel there are definitely always some mad culinary school grads in these threads that are jelly Claire gets to work at BA

>> No.10821770

>>10821445
>>10821450
>>10821530

make it three. I made the blender webm. tell me if you want other Claire moment webms and I'll make them.

>> No.10821826

>>10820118
everyone uses kosher salt

>> No.10821840

she is probably super leftist and blown out lol

>> No.10821845

I want to marry Claire!

>> No.10821848

>>10821845
>>10817832
>I am in love with a youtube person
>I want to marry a youtube person
Are you a serial killer or wtf?

>> No.10821870

>>10821840
>probably super leftist
Good! It means shes both hot and intelligent!

>> No.10821877

>>10821870
>>/reddit/

>> No.10821893

>brad video
>tons of comments about wanting to fuck him
Why are girls so lewd?

>> No.10821897

>>10819985
built like a linebacker, if she has a son he's gonna be a brick house

>> No.10821900

>>10821893
>grills are not as horny as men
... is a widespread meme desu

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>>10821877
>Wah Wah! The mean man hurt my fee-fees! I know, I'll say he's from reddit, that'll teach him :(

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>>10821901
lol you make jokes like a woman, i'd be pretty embarrassed if you're male

>> No.10821905

>>10819985
DFC is best though, if I was a girl I'd be flaunting my flat chest

>> No.10821907

>>10821893
he's above average height and everyone around him is a manlet/a female

not to mention he's got those chris pratt aesthetics and is a father, so you know he's probably a pretty good guy

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>>10821904
>Reddit didn't work :(
>I know! I'll call him a woman!
Summer 4chan is real

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>>10821911
>calling him a nazi didn't work, i'll call him a baby/summer
do you even look before you post hahahahaha

>> No.10821922

>>10821911
>>10821915
fuck off, both of you

>> No.10821924

>>10821907
>and is a father, so you know he's probably too dumb to wrap it and will probably give me resources because I have breasts and a vagina
ftfy

>> No.10821930

All those shots of Brad’s ass in the new episode

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>>10821911
>>10821915
Please dont shit up Claire threads with your /pol/ infestation you roaches.

>> No.10821941

>>10821930
Brad's Sleep shirt in the new episode

>> No.10821968

>>10821893
>girls

>> No.10821974

>>10821924
no his wife is cute and they have a wholesome family, stay jealous dude

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>>10821770
Make it four.

>>10817832
>>10817851
>>10819118
>>10819149
>>10819167
>>10820314
God she's so fucking cute.

>> No.10822253

>>10821924
>>>/r9k/

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>>10821941
brad is a stoner confirmed

>> No.10822518

>>10822268
Not a surprise,90% of people working in kitchens in large cities are either addicted to cocaine, alcohol and weed, sometimes all three and more

>> No.10822621

>>10822518

>addicted to weed

>> No.10822670

>>10822518
>>all three
nah

If you'd ever worked in a professional kitchen you'd know weed is for the dishwasher, coke for the line, and booze for the chef. At least during business hours. Outside of business hours all bets are off.

>> No.10822718

>>10822621
found the 15 year old

>> No.10822729

>>10822621
Yeah. It happens. We know a lot more about addiction today than we did in the 80s. It's not just nicotine and cocaine.

>> No.10822734

>>10822268
of course he is, you couldn't tell by his stoner voice? "yeah mannn" - brad the stoner.

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>>10822718
>>10822729
>>10822518
yeah dude I totally had withdrawals from quitting weed, it totally changed my brain chemistry and gave me dependency issues

you can get addicted to doing interior design and unicycling

saying shit like that trivializing real addictions to things like opiates and alcohol

>> No.10822925

>>10822757
>smokes weed every day

>> No.10822962

She's cute but my mom did that silver streak in the front thing with her hair. I could never be attracted to her with that going on.

>> No.10822976

>>10819053
What the fuck, she looks like she's in her mid 40s but she only graduated in 2009.

>> No.10822985

>>10822962
You don't want to fuck your mum? Why are you even here, man?

>> No.10822986

>>10822976

have you ever seen women in real life?
she clearly isn’t in her forties, do you see her wrinkles or crows feet anything like that?

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>>10822976
>she looks like she's in her mid 40s
What?

>> No.10822993

>>10822985
N...no, I never did and still don't. Plus, my mom is dead anon

>tfw never reply to "your mom will die in her sleep" posters

>> No.10823081

>>10818760
Actually, most chocolate tempering is left to chocolatiers, there may be some cases of overlap but its not exactly a cornerstone of a pastry chef's training.

>> No.10823166

>>10817922
They practiced what you might be able to call arranged breeding. It was kind of hit-and-miss. Rabbis now actively look at family bloodlines to make sure people aren't related.

It's ironically kind of similar to the way professional dog breeders do shit.

>> No.10823207

I don't care about baking for the most part so the videos end up boring me.

>> No.10823247

>>10817832
I went to high school with her. One of the smartest/hardest-working ppl I've ever met. She could throw you with her brain. Glad she's blowing up

>> No.10823252

>>10823247
yearbook pic NOW
you’d be /ck/ royalty if you provided us with a glimpse of 18 year old claire

>> No.10823258

>>10823247
How old is she?

>> No.10823262

>>10823252
My yearbooks are boxed up at my parents' house, but I'll be going there in a day or two. If I remember correctly she was actually editor in chief of the yearbook lol

>> No.10823267

>>10823258
31 or 32

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>Claire will never call you her good goy as she sits on your face

>> No.10823289

Brad > Claire

>> No.10823290

>>10823247

yearbook pic, stories, etc.

sooner rather than later.

>> No.10823297

>>10822670
behold the only person on /ck/ who's actually worked in a restaurant, accurate af.

>> No.10823300

>>10823247
oy vey im claire's rabbi, you'd better not be lying about this

>> No.10823302

>>10823262
aww yiss
please find them and I will love you

>> No.10823313

>>10823290
I'll do the yearbook pics tomorrow. That's all I can promise.

>> No.10823319

>>10823313
based

>> No.10823323

>>10817832
>Went to Harvard for food history.
>No actual cooking experience whatsoever.

Explains a lot baka desu sempai.

>> No.10823351

>>10823323
>he thinks you can't go to cooking school after going to harvard
what's it like being so stupid?

>> No.10823512

>>10823313
>promise
k, remember: friends dont lie.

>> No.10823524

>>10823351
>He can't google her name to see her qualifications.

What's it like being so stupid?

>> No.10823537

>>10817832
bit gay that

>> No.10823557

Anybody find a still shot of her booty?

>> No.10823611
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>> No.10823629

>>10823611
cute, CUTE!

>> No.10823677

>>10823629
jew, JEW!

>> No.10823827

>>10823677
imagine being so triggered by someone's ethnicity that you had to post about it on the cooking board of 4chan

>> No.10823832

>>10823677
oh no she's been found out what will she do

>> No.10823835

>>10823524
well she did, what are you on about?

>> No.10823838

>>10822976
t. virgin

>> No.10823847

>>10822757
>I can quit any time I want!

>> No.10823852

>>10823838
learn the secret to eternal youth with this one weird trick. roasties hate it!

>> No.10824009

>>10819167

i dated a jewess that looks just like her. shes gonna be fat as fuck in 5 years if my experience is an indicator

>> No.10824015

>>10820314
Why am I laughing so fucking hard at this webm? I saved this. What is wrong with me.

>> No.10824164

>>10824015

congrats ur addicted

>> No.10824295

>>10824009

claire's too smart to get fat. she's intentionally chubby to avoid being catcalled when she walks around NYC.

>> No.10824296

>>10823847
you don’t know me, shit turtle

>> No.10824327

>>10817832
Molly is better in every way.

>> No.10824372

>>10824327

molly has lower iq, worse skin, no ass.

>> No.10824407

>>10824327
>molly
You mean Claire

>> No.10824421

Is she married?

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>>10824372
she literally looks like an angel.

>> No.10824446

>Hershlag featured in the newest video
when will we get a "Hershlag and Claire teamup to bully Molly" episode??

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>> No.10824494

>>10824327
>he’s a mollylet
lmao
claire >>>>>>>>>>>>> carla >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> molly

>> No.10824537

>>10824470

im a claire-poster but honestly this would probably be for the best.

>> No.10824548

How many times have Brad and Claire fucked?

>> No.10824557

>>10824548
not enough times tbqhwy

>> No.10824574

>>10818936
Underrated post

>> No.10824729

>>10824431
>blonde hair
>not Claire
She looks like a cum dumpster

>> No.10824732

What video has her at the skinniest and what video has her as the thickest?

>> No.10824911

>>10824732

prob skinniest in her oldest vids and thickest now. she hasn't changed much in 3 years tho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMYRjp4h0y0

^claire in her 20s still mmmm...

>> No.10825669

>>10823247
please deliver bro, I needs it bruh
I bet she was qt as fuck back then too

>> No.10825730

>>10823247
If Claire was such a hard-working person, why did she end up in culinary school? And having gone that path, why did she end up in a Buzzfeed food knock-off instead of like, an actual chef?

>> No.10825765

>>10825730
Because being a writer/editor for a Conde Nast publication is a good job, you brainlet.

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>>10825730

>> No.10825958

>>10824911
She does her makeup more nicely now.

>> No.10826056

>>10819053
>Is there anything /ourgirl/ can't do?
yeah, getting a man to not leave her.

>> No.10826078

>>10822621
>it's not addictive bro
Why are most stoners stuck in the 90s and early 2000s, there's plenty of evidence that's been gathered since that it's not only addictive but carries significant risks to mental and physical health.

>> No.10826440

>>10817832
How? Just by looking at her fat face and YouTube hair I know she'd be completely insufferable in real life. Like she has a YouTube show that gets on the front page, I bet she's sooooo humble about it. I bet her Twitter isn't political at all. I bet she never tells anyone about the time she was almost raped. I bet her $100k education in culinary school doesn't make her arrogant at all.

>> No.10826552

She's fat and not even in a fetishy mommy way.

>> No.10826556

>>10817832
who are her bros? are they hot?

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Look at how Vinny sets up this shot. Claire is perfectly centered , dressed in all white. Brad and Bab are supposed to be the focus but the subversion towards Claire is undeniable.

>> No.10827182

>>10824431
everything she wears is always so loose I cant tell the true shape of her body, she is hiding something.

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>> No.10827269

>>10826078
Well whatever you do don't post any sources.

>> No.10827271

>>10827192
fucking ugly
always looks like she got like two hours of sleep

>> No.10827282

>>10827192
>didn’t even acknowledge beta babish
based

>> No.10827338

>>10822925
doing something often because you enjoy it =! Addiction

>> No.10827346

>>10823262
Do it for us anon

>> No.10827353

>>10827338
>inb4 they post some shitty rebuttal because they were terrorized by stoner chads in high school

>> No.10827395

Can webm-making claireanon please make a clip of 3:07-3:10 when she's all flustered and smiles when getting out of the freezer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMYopbutSgs

God she is perfect.

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>>10827395

>> No.10827488

>>10827338
>=! Addiction
Not equal is != dude. Maybe you need to lay off the weed.

>> No.10827497

>>10826440
That’s what real women look like, incel.

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>>10827466
fixed black bars

>> No.10827501

>>10827488
>no one cares
take your meds autistic freak.

>> No.10827526

>>10817832
I think her series is pretty stupid. No one asked for “gourmet” skittles and shit. Then when she makes “gourmet” versions of cinnamon buns, it doesn’t even include the most expensive and characteristic ingredient: cinnamon. Wtf. She’s fine but the choice of subject is bad and recipes like the morning buns usually need to be tweaked a little a lot.

>> No.10827533

>>10824494
Where does the i.b.t.c. line backer fit?

>> No.10827564

>>10827498
what were they doing in there?

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>>10827533
she’s a video editor or some shit, she doesn’t count because she doesn’t cook
I’d still bang her

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>>10827564

>> No.10827599

>>10827498
>tfw ive been doing it all wrong for years by not refrigerating my paper towels

>> No.10827604

>>10827498
Molly comes out of there quite flustered...

>> No.10827608

I just realized she looks just like a bartender at my neighborhood bar.

Taller maybe.

>> No.10827616

>>10817832
The first video I watched of her was where she failed miserably trying to make a twinkie
They failed so bad I couldn't watch them again

>> No.10827634

>>10827466
>>10827498
You're a godsend. Thanks.

>> No.10827635

>>10827397
5'11 standing next to 6'0.

>> No.10827644

>>10827564
>>10827604
The reach-in side has glass doors, so you can see them standing in there as the camera goes by. She was probably BS[ing] when she was supposed to be working. The walk-in is always the private BS spot.

>> No.10827648

>>10827526
Yeah, maybe she could be spending her time better but look at the video views. Radomers on Youtube will be browsing and see "chef makes skittles" and go WOW I LOVE SKITTLES and watch. They know what they're doing.

>> No.10827653

>>10827590
Bummer; She's quite fetching.

>> No.10827657

>>10827616
whoa, she failed at making a mass-produced baked good that is made by special machinery that no baker has access to?

>> No.10827674

>>10827657
You'll be ok. Your waifu's honor will still be intact if I won't watch any of her videos.

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>>10827635

>> No.10827684

>>10827616
You shouldn't fault her for not being able to reenact Steve Twinkie's famous baking of the first Twinkie back in 1906. He's been making them by hand ever since and she will not be able to follow in those foot steps.

>> No.10827686

>>10827674
why are you in this thread then queerlord

>> No.10827687

>>10827616
Wouldn't a gourmet twinkie basically be an eclair?

>> No.10827691

>>10827687
An electronic Claire?

>> No.10827713

>>10827691
I'm now waiting for a red eyed metallic faced photoshop of Claire.

>> No.10827716

>>10827684
I would have scrapped the video if I failed miserably at it

>> No.10827718

>>10827686
Read
>>10827616

>> No.10827734

>>10827718
fuck off faggot I’ll slit you’re throat neck

>> No.10827737

>>10827716
You know it's a test kitchen right? Your standards are just so high anon I fear they will never be reached. Who's your favorite cooking show personality?

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>>10827737
Ja/ck/

>> No.10827910

>>10827877

you think the stroke might make him less retarded?

>> No.10827920

>>10820859
>>10820840
Neither I'm just a feminine dude
>With a >>10820860
flat hairy chest

>> No.10827923

>>10827910
i doubt

>> No.10827931

shit taste

>> No.10827940

>>10823262
Was she skinny then or super fat? Girls sometimes put on weight or they loose alot in college and rebound after

>> No.10827944

>>10823300
Is she circumcised?

>> No.10827945

>>10823313

.....

>> No.10827946

>>10827940
The freshmen 15 amirite?

>> No.10827957

>>10824295
Catcalling is a feminist myth anon there was that ten minute video (that had 10 hours of footage to get that much) and even then the 'catcalling' was homeless dudes saying hello and a guy walking in the same direction for 2 solid minutes in NYC

>> No.10827961

>>10827910
I really hope he doesn't stop making videos because it put him out of commission permanently

>> No.10827970

>>10826078
Because they want it to be true like how posters think Claire is good at baking even though she constantly fucks up and hasn't ever tempered chocolate, she wouldn't be able to get a decent job any kitchen that is quality driven and wouldn't have her job now if she wasn't a woman

>> No.10827985

>>10827498
Never realized Molly had such intense acne jeez

>> No.10827993

ZUN be like
giving you like 6 point extends in a single run and making you move next to bullet in order to get big score.

>> No.10827996

>>10827970
I was trying to find where she said she has never tempered chocolate in the KitKat video. Got a time for me bro?

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>>10827657
A baker can't make a fucking sponge cake with faux cream? Bet you need a really big flux capacitor to pull that off or you know basic baking knowledge

>> No.10828003

>>10827998
Lemme guess.
"I would be able to make a Twinkie if I really wanted to I just don't want to."
How close am I?

>> No.10828014

>>10827996
Around 12:30 or so she pulls out a book and actually reads/learns how to temper chocolate in the video fucking real time

>> No.10828025

>>10828014
Danke, m80.

>> No.10828029

>>10828003
No but I'm not a pastry chef or a baker and don't call myself one or get paid to act like one. I can forgive not knowing exactly how to make the filling initially as it is vegan cream or something shit but soy milk whips almost exactly like regular cow milk just with a little veg oil adding it and that's from a quick Google search

>> No.10828046

>>10828003
She isn't a talented baker or pastry chef she gets paid to make fucking rice crispy treats and be attractive in a fugly approachable way

>> No.10828060

>>10827957
>Catcalling is a feminist myth

lol

>> No.10828079

>>10828060
Prove it exists in modern times

>> No.10828082

>>10828029
>>10828046
Agree to disagree then blokes.

>> No.10828097

>>10817832
>fat
you cant love her, she doesnt have a soul

>> No.10828107

>>10828079
i've been with friends who have done it. i've done it, when i was younger. it's a thing

>> No.10828114

>>10827501
>says no one cares
>responds anyway
Stop smoking so much dope, loser

>> No.10828120

>>10828079

in college drinking on the porch me and my homies would do it.

and people have done it to my gf when I was with her lol.

>> No.10828166

>>10828120
>reddit spacing

>> No.10828171

>>10828166

whats reddit?

>> No.10828187

she fucks Brad.

>> No.10828290

>>10828187
who wouldnt

>> No.10828323

damn, molly actually looks quite fuckable in her new video

>> No.10828328

>>10828187
Watch how quickly this board would turn on her if it broke as a scandal and got Brad fired

>> No.10828331

>>10817832
I hope this old roastie develops Alzheimer's so that watching her cook will actually be entertaining.

>> No.10828374

>>10827175
look up the rule of thirds

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nu molly:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jIkISNw6TNo

I bet that steak looks like Claire’s vagoo

>> No.10828446

>>10828433

are hanger steaks a meme?

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>>10828446
fuck they take ideas for their video from chef john

>> No.10828486

>>10828433
I want Molly to crush my nuts.

>> No.10828493

>>10828433
Only waifu-pining redditors would watch this shit

>> No.10828537

Brad is the objectively better BA host

>> No.10828538

>>10828493
only shit turtles with no life would waste calories posting their disproval on a Burmese hopscotch archive

>> No.10828559

>>10828474

john's hanger steak vid was a long ass time ago.

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>>10828538
t. Tumblrina

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>>10828433

>> No.10828606

>>10828581
that is one hot dude. i wanna fuck

>> No.10828981

>>10827498
babish a poor suffer of ILS
Also look at how Claire eyes can't resist looking at ChadBrad and doesn't even notice the bald manlet youtube "celebrity"

>> No.10829131

>>10828433
that's crap...

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>>10827945
happy birthday /ck/

>> No.10829259

>>10817927
nigga thats lord farquaads dad

>> No.10829642

>>10829184
Claire was cute, CUTE

>> No.10829945

>>10817832
do you know her bros? maybe she will introduce you. how many brothers does she even have?