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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMYopbutSgs&t=49s

>> No.10827127

>>10827112
what should i do with my hands?
did i bring enough moisturizer?
does my beard look good?
damn brad has beautiful eyes
>tfw too smart for bon appetit
how is he so quick-witted and charming?
can't wait to go back home and stick my balls in the sous vide

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>>10827112
where the fuck is this video? I don’t care about binging with reddit

>> No.10827139

>>10827128
>le fat yelling tattooed chef
he’s more reddit than babby

>> No.10827141

>>10827128
you should watch it. i'm convinced bon appetit bring him on to expose how unfunny and bland he is. shows how canned his show is.

>> No.10827142

world's greatest anime crossovers

>> No.10827144

>>10827128
I want whatever episode he'll be wearing his Sleep shirt in next.

>> No.10827159
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>>10827144

>> No.10827169

>>10827128

WOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMA

>> No.10827279

a McChicken thread died for this.

>> No.10827296

>>10827279
I'd rather have 10 extra fast food threads than this babish faggotry.

>> No.10827308

>>10827112
>babish

>> No.10827314

>>10827296
this desu

>> No.10827474

>Kombucha Miso BBQ Sauce

That sounds fucking horrid desu

>> No.10827481

>>10827308
fagish

>> No.10827490

>>10827159
Based
>ywn listen to the new Dopethrone album with Brad

>> No.10828182

>timeline of the cooking suggests Babish was at Brad's house for at least 3 hours, 2 of which was just waiting for the ribs to get smoked

What do you think they did to pass the time?

>> No.10828230

>>10828182
They both shitposted McChicken and Secret Aardvark threads on /ck/

>> No.10828385

>>10828182
brad and vincenzo definitely bullied him the entire time, while babish nervously laughed

>> No.10828394

>>10827128
Matty always reps the best hardcore bands

>> No.10828429

>>10828394
power trip blows

>> No.10828432

>>10827128
Vincenzo has it on hostage along with the Miso episode.

>> No.10828435

>>10828429
What bands do you like?

>> No.10828848

>>10827128

Matty fucking sucks. His shtick got old after like 2 videos. Brad is both funnier and a better chef.

>> No.10828871
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10828871

Does Babish enjoy being bullied by Brad?

>> No.10828874

>>10828848
Yeah Matty is cringe as shit, but it would entertaining to see based Brad as a counterpoint to his antics

>> No.10828883

>>10828871
Probably, deep down he knows he’s a second fiddle to Brad’s unscripted humour whereas he needs to meticulously write down ever line and quip he spouts on his shorty show.

>> No.10828914

damn babs is only 30? would have guessed closer to 40.

>> No.10828944

Babish's Bill O'Reilly joke was pretty funny.

I've never watched Babish's channel but from watching this I don't understand why you guys hate him. He wasn't super entertaining, but he was fine.

>> No.10828961

>>10828944
It's because reddit likes him and he makes pop culture references.

>> No.10828979

>>10827139

they're both reddit but at least Matty can actually cook (owns a few restaurants, is a trained chef) and isn't some meme-loving liberal arts major

>> No.10828991

>>10828944

He's not amazing but some of his videos are interesting and he can be funny. He doesn't set the world on fire but he's so inoffensive it's baffling to me that people have such visceral hatred for him.

>> No.10828994

>>10827112

those ribs looked really fucking good tbqh

>> No.10829020

>>10828991
I have no problem with binging with babish. But he’s an absolute hack with no training who should not be teaching people basics. He lost me there

>> No.10829038

>>10829020

They're basics, though. He's teaching people to sear a steak and make chicken stock. He's not exactly teaching advanced shit.

>> No.10829097

Brad is the Schrödinger's Cat of chefs. He both learned and didn't learn something in culinary school.

>> No.10829098

I dont even cook, but I just find babbys videos really comfy. Sue me.

>> No.10829119

>>10828182
they filmed babish's video during the wait. didn't you see it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV9XuvfIudY later they prolly rubbed their boners together or something


145 DEGREES FARENHEIT INTERNALLY

>> No.10829138

>>10827128
more like fatty matheson

>> No.10829154

Brad is my husbando

>> No.10829287
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>Claire giving Brad those "fuck me later" eyes when he and Babins go into the freezer to get the soy cream

>> No.10829291

>>10829287
How old is Claire? It's hard to tell

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>>10829291

>> No.10829308

>>10829303
that really doesn't help my case, anon

>> No.10829312
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>>10829308

>> No.10829322

omg i love this thread

>>10828182
DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.10829323

>>10827128
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WE DOIN LASAGNA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOLOGNESE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PARLSEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PARMESAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10829328

>>10828435
Whitechapel, Motionless in White, Black Veil Brides, twentyOnepilots, Trapt, sade motherfucker see your faggot ass in the pit

>> No.10829357

>>10829312

fucking qt omg i just wanna snuggle

>> No.10829364

>>10828991
>>10829020
>>10829038
it's because he is safe and inoffensive, calm and non-threatening. his food is pretty good, his cooking is decent, so he appeals mainly to a reddit-like millennial crowd. i mean, seriously just look at him.

he doesnt have IN YOUR FACE lmao DUDE so RaNdUm! (holds up spork) /b/ type of appeal and charm and wit that Brad does. brad is the fun dad that all of /ck/ wishes they had, but they dont cuz he was taken away for diddling their sister (claire), which /ck/ masturbates to every night in a weird erotic sort of anger-lust-affection.

>> No.10829365

>>10829291

31 or 32 said the dude that went to hs w/ her.

that makes sense with when she went to undergrad too.

>> No.10829370

>>10829365
>said the dude that went to hs w/ her
Yeah, well my dad works for xbox, and you're wrong.

>> No.10829373

>>10829365
That seems reasonable

>>10829364
Brad is nothing like what you describe, anon. It's not 2007.

>> No.10829389

>>10829291
shes 31 or 32

>> No.10829425

>>10829373
to be fair >>10829364 was probably saying more about 4chan than brad, both directly and implicitly

>> No.10829450

>>10829365
>>10829370
>>10829373
>>10829389


here's the yearbook evidence from the guy that went to hs with her, >>10829209

>> No.10829535

>>10827128
HAND OVER ALL THE CHOLULA AND NO ONE GETS HURT

>> No.10829548

Does anyone know Brad's height? I can't tell if he's really tall, or if everyone else is really short.

>> No.10829600

>>10829548
Brad is probably in the lower end of the 190s (cm)

>> No.10829702

>>10827112
I made it 8 and a half minutes, is it literally just them adding ingredients one at a time and acting like jackasses?

>> No.10829757

>>10829548

Babish is 5'5"

>> No.10829762

>>10829702

they cook ribs in Brad's backyard eventually. look pretty yummy too. but yeah it's a personality-driven series.

>> No.10830279

>>10829702
>n-n-no fun!!!!
lmao

>> No.10830291

>>10827159
pretty based desu

>> No.10831222

Binging with Reddit really pales in comparison to Brad the Chad
No contest

>> No.10831226

>>10827112
Why is babish so fucking pretentious

>> No.10831229

>>10827128
>HELLO IM FATTY FATTESON AND TODAAAAAAAAAAAAY IM GOING TO MAKE FOIE GRAS LOBSTER CHEESE BAKE AND ITS THE BEST FUCK YOU
Why is he so awful

>> No.10831236
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10831236

>>10827127
>stick balls in the sous vide

>> No.10831253

>>10831226
Define pretentious

>> No.10831254

>>10831253
Just look at his always sunny cooking vid

>> No.10831270

>>10831254
>he sips something that isn't monster
>uses cast iron
>..for a sandwich
what a faggot

>> No.10831280

>>10831270
Anon are you retarded

>> No.10831300

>>10831280
Sorry, I forgot most of you don't understand sarcasm.

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>>10831300
Sick

>> No.10831309
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>>10831280
unless... (and the irony of that would simply be too funny) you didn't even realize I'm talking about the video you recommended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ezpExQ_k0

>> No.10831310

>>10831309
Anon are you legit retarded holy shit

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>>10831306
That's not how that picture works, anon..

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>>10831310
Yeah, it's me, not you.

>> No.10831326

>>10828944
I just don't think he's a good cook. I mean, he's good for like a home cook, not good for someone who has written and published a cook book and has a cooking show.

>> No.10831424

>>10829119
>145 Degrees

That was really bizarre. Did he fuck it up and had to overdub or something?

>> No.10831489

>>10827112
>>10829119
They have a bit of a Penn & Teller vibe going.

>> No.10831491

I really don't like Babbish at all.

>> No.10831497

i like babish, his videos are comfy.

>> No.10831519

>>10827112
If they were a Japanese comedy duo who would be the tsukkomi?

>> No.10831674
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>>10831491
That's alright, there are plenty of others.

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Anyone have any idea where I can get a knife like that? they said it was discontinued. I just want that profile. Does it have a name? guys pls

>> No.10832917

>>10832911
That eye smile though....

>> No.10832932

>>10832911
What knife, exactly?

>> No.10832936

>>10831519
babi

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10832952

Which one of you is this?

>> No.10832997

>>10829303
That ear isn't human

>> No.10833017
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>>10832911
>>10832932
this one

>>10832997
she's a beautiful mouse-person

>> No.10833031

First time I see his face, I imagined him to look more manly.

>> No.10833036

>>10833017
I have no idea if that style of knife has a name. It looks like some random take on a chinese knife. In Japanese knives that is called a "kamagata tip", though that knife is much broader than any Japanese blade.

Anyway, as for how to get one? Easy as hell. Get your choice of full sized chinese chef's knife. Round over the tip with a grinder or belt sander.

>> No.10833045

>>10833017
Did they edit it out recently? Why can't I find it?
I have been looking and I thought he said it was a Lamson, but I can't find one with that blade that curves back over the fingers yet.

>> No.10833063

>>10832997
She's a kithkin, possibly an ouphe

>> No.10833073
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>>10833036
I know, I just wanted to get one without having to grind my own. I like that syle on a chinese cleaver base

>>10833045
They mentioned the brand and said it was discont'd but didn't give a model name/number.

>> No.10833647

>>10833017
Did they fugg?

>> No.10833671

>>10833073
>They mentioned the brand
So what's the problem? Contact the brand and ask what it was.

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>>10827112
Why is the bald beard combo so popular yet so unbelievably shit?

>> No.10833922

>>10833895
I shave my head because I'm balding and i have a beard because I'm a chinlet

>> No.10833926

Why is Babish so uncomfortable and meek?

>> No.10833929

>>10831424
Honestly I think the national pork board, who sponsored the video, made him change the temp after he showed them the finished project. So he just slapped on that soundbite shit at the end so he could get paid.

>> No.10833935

>>10833895
fucking upside down heads trying to compensate for male pattern baldness.

>> No.10833959

>>10833017
Its the same knife sold by the AlmazamKitchen guys on YouTube. It's some Serbian thing, but that's definitely the same style knife.

>> No.10833968

>>10833935
Yeah pretty much. If I shave my head and my face I look like a baby, the beard is a compromise to at least look older while not trying to lie to yourself with a comb over.

>> No.10833986

>>10833926
Honestly, my guess is that he's an alcoholic. You can tell because he's drinking scotch or whatever in his vid with Brad but then later says, "I haven't eaten yet today...". Idk I think that explains it a bit because he seems to come to life a bit more later in the episode. He also knows that he's on Brad's show so he's not really trying to be the center of attention.

>> No.10834015

>>10829357
Only you would want to snuggle with that fat candy eating chef

>> No.10834071

>>10827127
This would be funny if it weren't 100% accurate.

God I can't stand Babbish. Love that Brad kept calling him Babby, then at some point pathetic old Babish tries to call him "Brad-y" and it was a huge fail and sounded so bad that even he never used it again and made a lame face.

>> No.10834092

>>10829119
My god he's so passive-aggressive and insecure.

>Edited out/dubbed over/cropped out everything that includes Brad except for 3 seconds of Brad's "rant"

Oh and:
>"I've enlisted the help of Brad"

Bitch please, you were a guest at his house and video series.

>> No.10834105

>>10834092
topkek, and honestly why didn't he make his chops using the sauce they came up with at ba? instead it's some bs sauce, wtf?

>> No.10834113

Molly > Claire

>> No.10834139

>>10834113
100%

>> No.10834144

>>10834105
Because he's a twat

>> No.10834256
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>Claire’s latest video 2.4 million views in 3 days
>Brad’s latest video only 500k views in 1 day
HMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.10834300

>>10834256
hot take: people want to see some jewess fail at making lucky charms more than some shit kombucha bbq recipe

>> No.10834337

>>10827112
lmao look at this little fucking overcompensating bald manlet.

>m-m-maybe if i grow a beard it'll hide the fact I have no hair and am 5'5

hope he dies of cancer soon.

>> No.10834368

>>10834256
not as many people like the idea of fermentation since if you fuck it up it will kill you.. they'd rather watch meme recipes for junk food

see: Tasty

>> No.10834385

>>10834256
women truly have it hard

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>>10827112
>finally new Brad
>it's another babish video
>Of kombucha, which he's already done

>> No.10834451

>>10834368
>not as many people like the idea of fermentation since if you fuck it up it will kill you

srs question how hard is it to fuck up? seems pretty straightforward in the videos. I wanna try to make the pineapple drink (tepache), but I haven't done any fermentation before.

>> No.10834471

>>10827159
brad the chad

>> No.10834518

>>10829370
she went straight to college and graduated in 2009, you do the math retard

>> No.10834538

>thinks drinking is a funny personality quirk
>has no basic knowledge or understanding of food
>repeats the same "tips" every other youtube chef has been clammering on about for the last 5 years
>hides face and height with his camera angle
>must be betaing with reddit

>> No.10834552

>>10834451
fermentation is not hard but people are still scared of bacteria. go serve someone a medium rare pork chop and see how they react. Trichinosis is non existent in the west but they still will balk

>> No.10834557

I hate Brad's videos. They're all tryhard memey shit with the constant MS paint text jokes and speech bubble popups.

>> No.10834664

>>10834557
that ain’t brad’s fault, blame vincenzo
also fuck you no fun police

>> No.10834693

>>10834557

I was waiting for these types of comments to start popping up. in a month or two people here will probably be whining about how brad is "literally r*ddit" because his videos are too popular.

>> No.10834694

>>10834557
>he thinks Brad edits his own videos
Wow, you sure pay attention don't you? Hire this guy as a detective, he's good.

>> No.10834701

>>10834693
B*bish was never turned on because he was popular, straight thinking people always hated him after 1 or 2 videos because they realised that he was the personification of r*ddit scum. If you think it's just contrarianism then you're either blind or need to go back

>> No.10834703

>>10834694
lmao bleeeeeeeeoooown the fuck out

>> No.10834720

>>10829328
I tried for like ten minutes to come up with a cover retort, but I just can't.

>> No.10834725

>>10827112
brad is cool guy

babish is fag who should die

>> No.10834734

>>10834538
>thinks drinking is a funny personality quirk
This one really annoyed me about his earlier videos when he would always a sip of whisky at the start of a video for no reason.

>> No.10834738

>>10834701
>claims to be straight thinking
>is irrationally upset at a website and the millions of people who visit it
Pick one, retard

>> No.10834741

>>10834720
btw that’s not the same you originally replied to, I just hate power trip because my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with the drummer chris, fuck that guy

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Looks like here at 5:15 a producer or someone gives them a cue to let bby do it so he's not just standing there LOL!

>> No.10834760

>>10833073
>skittles for lunch

>> No.10834771

>>10834738
>irrational
No

>> No.10834779

>>10834771
>I'm 13 and websites are srs bsns
lol kill yourself idiot

>> No.10834795

>>10834779
They're not serious at all, nice ad hominem though. Nothing wrong with disliking a group of people, it's been happening for centuries kid

>> No.10834800

>>10834795
>nothing wrong with being irrational
lol stupid

>> No.10834808

>>10834800
>lol
Let me know when you form a sentence and make coherent posts. I guess r*ddit really is where you belong

>> No.10834823

>>10834808
>he's so obsessed with a website that he thinks accusing others of visiting it is an indictment against them
ask me how I know you're autistic

>> No.10834832

>>10834808
you know what, just for you I'm gonna make an account on reddit and name it "retarded faggot from 4chan" in your honor. Can't wait to get so many updoots!

edit: thanks for the gold, stranger!
Edit 2: I can't believe my highest rated comment is about this fag being a fag, lol.

>> No.10834838

>>10834701
This

I rarely visit 4chan, and hated Babish after one episode.

Brad, on the other hand, grabbed my attention throughout.

And Chef John is still the best.

>> No.10834842

>>10834823
>obsessed
>never visit it or think about it
Pick one nigger. The only time it's bought up is when you cucks crosspost from there to here and I have to tell you to fuck off back there

>> No.10834845

seems like you guys know a lot about reddit.

>> No.10834852

>>10834842
>he doesn't know how to interpret greentext
Get back to me once you're able to read a comment properly, sperg

>> No.10834855

>>10834842
>he thinks he's the police of this site
Lol holy shit why would you ever admit to something so pathetic?

>> No.10834857

>>10833929
Thanks babish. Hang in there, I know some of these comments must hurt

>> No.10834870

>>10833986
He also shakes pretty bad when he is trying to do something delicately

>> No.10834872

>>10834857
>he thinks he's talking to babish
I know you're a sperg but try to keep up okay? You're embarrassing yourself.

>> No.10834885

>>10834870
Yes, holy shit that bugs me so much. Unless he has early onset Parkinson's that's some severe shakes he has.

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>>10827112
why do you do this OP?
why do you shill this pathetic excuse of a man?
I ignore whaf you win at the end of the day, I can't understand what you achieve by making yet another thread about this estronaut, one after the last one is archived.
Let me tell you something, I don't want to sound rude though.
You might not be familiar with how things work here on /ck/ but all the "cooking" youtubers that are already a tradition to get posted here have a true meaning behind them.
do you wonder why we post about ja/ck/, joey, review bráh, chef john and many others?, its because they contribute something positive and actually helpful to us, to the collective of little anons that dwell this board, you can't say the same about that carcass of a man that you have on the original post.
Please think about this, I'm more concerned on why you fall so low and vile by making threads about thar cuckold rather than the poor coward himself being posted.
I'm not gonna report you for this flood, don't worry, but you are better than this, and you can bet your ass that /ck/ is better than this.

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>>10827112
Virgin Brad vs Chad Babish

>> No.10834983

>>10834951
Babish's like/dislike ratio is trash in comparison

Not just the ratio, but the raw numbers. He has 5k fewer likes, and twice the dislikes as Brad.

>> No.10835041

>>10834983
>Twice the dislikes
gee I wonder which of you autists is to blame for this

>> No.10835060

>>10834870
>>10834885

example from a vid? I've never noticed it and watched a decent amount of Babs vids.

>> No.10835074

>>10834951
wow it’s almoat as if betabish has been around longer to grow a memey fanbase
brad’s viewership is pretty impressive

>> No.10835078

>>10835060
I can't think of specific episodes off the top of my head but give me a bit to look for some examples

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>>10827141
quite the imagination

>> No.10835166

>>10831226
i seriously dont understand the hate? is this a meme?
he's literally not doing anything bad and i dont think hes acting pretentious

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>>10834538
>hides face with camera angle
>before: hurr durr we hate youtubers who put themselves in the camera instead of food
kek, the haters of /ck/ just make up their rules as they go.

>> No.10835177

>>10834693
this, once brad starts appearing on reddit too much /ck/ will pull out their pitch forks and he will suddenly become redditshit

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>>10834664
It's very reddit.
You're supposed to hate it.

>> No.10835187

>>10835166
it's just triggered middle school summerfags thinking they are being edgy, it's pretty sad to be honest.

>> No.10835193

>>10835177
Except Brad is unironically charismatic, Binging with R*ddit has been trash from the start with a charismatic black hole of a host who got popular from gimmicks alone

>> No.10835194

>>10835181
>he's so stupid he can't break down why he dislikes something
you keep saying "reddit" like it means something... do you even know what you're talking about?

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>>10835166
Nah, someone faggs called him reddit (because they go there), and that's like crying witch in the middle ages. The accusations are just completely random after that.

>> No.10835212

>>10835193
>translation: im jealous and salty that someone I perceive as beneath me is actually very much above me, and it makes me uncomfortable so I lash out.
the discomfort you feel is actually your body telling you that you're an idiot. but you fight it and try to push it off on others, it's pretty funny how immature and broken you are.

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>>10835194
WHAT IS SARCASM, AUTIST

>> No.10835226

What kind of childhood did Brad have?

>> No.10835233

>>10835215
>muh sarcasm scapegoat
the problem is there defined line on this shit website
you can make a poised, articulate opinion on here and have it dismissed as reddit, then any rebuttal is just “i’m totally just joking brah”
Fuck you, there’s no serious conversation or dialogue on this shitty site because of faggots like you
Die in a fire and then fall into a sharp rock

>> No.10835261

>>10833926
Two different production styles. All of babish videos are pre recorded and dubbed over. This gives him time to write a script separate from the footage.

>> No.10835266

>>10835215
>another oblivious autist who doesn't even understand what he's talking about
lol I love how frustrated you are that you can't figure this out even though it's as plain as day for the rest of us. stay mad, fag.

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>>10835233
Holy mother fucker, why are you going on about this?? If you are so fucking autistic I you can't even tell an obvious OVER THE TOP sarcastic remark TOWARDS THE REDDIT WHINERS, **NOT YOU** and then go all-in on the idiocy as if it isn't PLAIN AS DAY you're completely oblivious to the FUCKING OBVIOUS??!

>muh sarcasm scapegoat
Do you even know how it works? Holy shit, you are the dumbest person I've seen on this site, and that's saying something, god damn... this is just saddening..

>> No.10835277

>so addicted to being outraged that you visit reddit just to rage against popular opinions

wew, what a life

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>>10835266
>so mad he replies twice
I swear.. the biggest idiots are the ones who don't even realize you were on their side from the start.

Good going man, good going.. The reddit cryers are making popcorn now, fucking idiot with the intensity of a 1000 suns.

But by all means, keep on going.. I'm sure you will try to defend this till the bitter end.. Everything but admitting you were being a fucking idiot.

>> No.10835287

>>10835267
again, you fall back on spouting ‘reddit’ which immediately invalidates anything you said

>> No.10835288

did 4chan hate digg as much as reddit?

>> No.10835292

>>10835212
Fantastic example of a non-statement attack on my character that you know nothing about. Why the fuck would I be salty about some two bit hack being successful on Youtube?. It's really idiotic to assume I care at all about that. There are thousands of people who produce terrible cliched content and get millions of views for it, this schmuck is no different to the next guy who comes along and creates his own gimmick and the platform is in general worse off for it

>> No.10835293

>>10835287
If you're a troll, well done.

>> No.10835295

>>10828871
this entire video was subtle homosexual advances bud. it's basically for women and gay men, where you fantasize about brad's wife and why he's hooking up with other men

>> No.10835304

>>10835293
again, another substanceless, low hanging-fruit retort
go back to community college

>> No.10835307

guys chill the fuck out

>> No.10835317

>>10835304
re-read the thread when you've calmed down.

>> No.10835318

lmao when babby tries to be funny and everything he says just falls flat

>> No.10835320

>>10835318
>jokes fall flat
b-but you're lmao-ing..

>> No.10835326

>>10834552
>>10834451
W-wait so all the kilju I've been making 20 miles into the woods is bad for me?

>> No.10835327

>>10835282
>trying this hard to project his own inadequacies onto someone else
nah, we can all see you're the only retard here. flying off half-cocked, relying to the wrong people, it's really pretty impressive how stupid you are. stay mad fag.

>> No.10835330

>>10835320
>>>/reddit/

>> No.10835331

>>10835317
whoa, a whole post whiteout mentioning r*ddit, impressive

>> No.10835336

>>10835292
>all this text to say "nuh uhhhh"
behold the power of weaponized autism. stay jealous reddit fag.

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>>10835327
>relying to the wrong people
all this damage control isn't necessary.

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>>10835331
shhhhh.. re-read the thread when you've calmed down..

>> No.10835352

>>10835336
huh?

>> No.10835366

>>10835342
>he feels the need to habitually reply to me
tell me more about how right I am and how wrong you are, I love hearing it

>> No.10835368

>>10835350
I’ve been in this thread since this beginning. You stated you dislike the hi or of this series then calling out anyone who enjoys it as “reddit” like some parroting moron. Do you have any original commetary to provide or do you just want to to label me a reddit troll again?

>> No.10835370

>>10835352
Based Huh? Poster

>> No.10835373

>>10835307
Chill out? They're nothing but a bunch of chickens running around with their heads chopped off. That is useless to anyone willing to watch their commercials and learn nothing.

So fuck you about "chill out."

>> No.10835389

>>10835366
>You stated you dislike the hi or of this series
wut..
this was my first post >>10835181 and it was meant sarcastically (so agreeing with you, or whoever I replied to, in case that's somehow not clear).

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10835391

>>10835317
>>10835350
reddit: the post

>> No.10835395

>>10832911
What were they -really- doing in there

>> No.10835406

Okay reddit fags, why are you literally O B S E S S E D with that a site you say you hate? It's literally the only thing you can say, but none of you can define what it means, why is that?

>> No.10835412

ITT: Faggots
especially that “sarcastic” reddit queer

>> No.10835414
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10835414

>>10835366
You're living in your own little world aren't you?

>> No.10835420

>>10835368
chill the fuck out

>> No.10835422

>>10835389
meant for
>>10835368

>> No.10835428

>>10835391
thanks

>>10835368
See now? I'm being called reddit, not the other way around.

>> No.10835430

>>10835406
lol chill out redditeur

>> No.10835436

>>10835414
>projection, the post
damn you poltards are pathetic. do to really think that tactic works?

>> No.10835437

>>10835412
If there's anything /pol/ fags hate, it's sarcasm. Too confusing for them.

>> No.10835440

>>10835437
Like the sperg trying to outsperg the other sperg.

>> No.10835442

>>10835436
No, because you're too oblivious. But maybe if you hear it enough it'll get through one day.

>> No.10835447

>>10827112

officially the worst thread in the history of /ck/. not your fault tho OP. please if you're reading this just post anyhting so this reaches 300+ faster.

>> No.10835448

>>10835440
welcome to the conversation

>> No.10835453

>>10835442
>the oblivious autist is so stupid he thinks he has a point
wow, how embarrassing for you

>> No.10835458

>>10835447
>he thinks this won't just motivate anons to post more babish, baiting the haters
I'm afraid it'll just get worse.

>> No.10835461

>>10835453
>sarcasm
So you can dish it out, but not quite understand it when receiving it.

>> No.10835466

>>10828871
>the virgin babish
>the chad brad

>> No.10835468

>>10835461
>he's so dumb he thinks he's being sarcastic
LOL holy shit that's the funniest thing I've read all night, ty.

>> No.10835470

>>10835466
Unlikely friends, but apparently possible.

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>>10835468
>all this grand standing
You can just admit you didn't get it. It's fine.

>> No.10835499

>>10835495
>he's so autistic he isn't even responding to the right person
how am I not surprised? Lol

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>>10835499
>obvious (you)
>replying to the wrong person
kek. You can't make this shit up.

>> No.10835513

>>10835504
>the obsessed autist can't stop replying
you're only confirming how right I am with every reply, confirming how much better I am than you at everything.

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>>10835513
>obsessed autist can't stop replying
Oh, the irony is just too beautiful!
Of course I'm going on, this is genuinely funny.

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10835520

>>10835368
Huh?

>> No.10835523

>>10835517
I know you are going to; you're a pathetic autist, it's all you now how to do. Now tell me more about how right I am or I won't let you watch you chinese cartoons after school.

>> No.10835524
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10835524

I like Claire.

>> No.10835525

>>10835470
I wish I had the
>virgin and chad friendship
Jpg

>> No.10835527

>>10828944
Because reddit likes him

>> No.10835531

>>10835517
Holy shit this guy is a redditer if I've ever seen one

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10835534

>>10835523
>I'm so great
>I'm better than you
>I'm gonna tell you what you can or can't do
Such imagination.

>> No.10835538

>>10835531
>damage control to the max
Yup, and proud of it.

>> No.10835540

>>10835534
>I'll try projecting again, maybe it'll work this time
when will you redditors learn?

>> No.10835548

>>10835538
>the redditer is proud of being from reddit
typical autism

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>>10835540
>literally says it
>then calls it projection when quoted
tsk tsk

>> No.10835555

>>10835548
It's spelled redditor, you mong

>> No.10835558

>>10835548
I thought autism was 4chan's thing.

>> No.10835561

>>10835552
>he thinks he's talking to one person
Time to stop tunnel visioning, plebbit

>> No.10835565

>>10835561
You're making up stuff now?

>> No.10835575

>>10835558
>implying 99% of 4chan aren't regular redditors
>he thinks the hating reddit meme is real
ask me how I know you're autistic

>> No.10835579

>>10835575
how do you know I'm autistic?

>> No.10835580

>>10835565
>grasping at straws
try to keep up gramps, I know it's confusing for you...

>> No.10835585

>>10835579
because you answer rhetorical questions, lol

>> No.10835590

>>10835580
Ok, I'll bite then:
>thinks he's more than one person
A schitzo is a nice change from the usual autism.

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>>10835585
b-but I wasn't answering, I was asking.

>> No.10835620

>>10835595
You were answering the rhetorical question I asked, nice try being obtuse though. Typical autist strategy.

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>>10835620
>autist strategy
kek, jup, straight from the manual

>> No.10835626

>>10835590
>his ego is so fragile that he can't admit that he was wrong
Holy shit, now THATS pathetic

>> No.10835631

>>10835625
>he doesn't understand how utterly predictable he is
oh you poor thing

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10835642

>>10835626
Yes, you're right, you're really quite confusing.

>> No.10835645

>>10835642
That's just your 'tism speaking. Now lick my feet.

>> No.10835646

>>10835631
God damn, you're a straight up autist whisperer, aren't you?

>> No.10835650

>>10835646
to be honestly with you family, yes

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>>10835645
You like being licked by old men?

>> No.10835658

>>10835650
Whisper me some more than, baby.

>> No.10835668

>>10835658
pssst fjddy dkshai psnf sy ajabh psst pstpstp

Now to the uninitiated that might sound like a peeing but I assure you that I am whispering about feet

>> No.10835680

>>10835668
Nice. Well, keep your feet warm, I gotta go for a while.
Bye babes

>> No.10835682

>>10835680
post feet

>> No.10835687

>>10834451
Just made some tepache actually. With fermentation, your main enemy is mold, which you can fight by keeping everything underwater. All the bad bacteria generally hates the fermentation environment, but it never hurts to be as clean as you can to give the proper bacteria a head start.

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>>10835171
Seriously, isn't that the reason we like chef john?

>> No.10835702

>>10835447
i just wanted some beta babish/chad brad fan fiction...

>> No.10835707

>>10835267
>My autism makes me bad at trying to convey sarcasm, so it's YOUR FAULT FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING IT WAS SARCASM!

>> No.10835714

>>10835517
Could you not?

>> No.10835718

This is the worst Claire thread we have ever had. Nobody cares about reddit you morons

>> No.10835740

>>10835718
>Claire thread
7/10

>> No.10835780

>>10833986
>my guess is that he's an alcoholic.
It's not guessing if it's canon, dude doesn't try to hide it at all.

>> No.10835805

>>10833986
>>10835780
>the virgin trembling alcoholic babish
>the chad calm collected stoner brad

>> No.10835892

You guys think Brad and Babish ever fucked while waiting for shit to cook?

>> No.10835929

>>10835718
>Nobody cares about reddit you morons

> Ctrl + F
> "reddit"
> 38 hits

Try that again.

>> No.10835957

>>10829119
How virgin do you have to be to monitor internal temperatures?

>> No.10835958

>>10835929
'spergs shouting about it does not equal the majority of us caring about it. there.

>> No.10835961

>>10835780
i guess thats what happens when you're already divorced at 30

>> No.10835967

>>10835957
not very, i get my dick wet all the time and i temp every piece of protein i cook. get rekt skrub

>> No.10835975

>>10835967
S-sorry...

>> No.10835993

>>10835929
it's like 3 people, you realize you can post more than once right?

>> No.10835995

guys do you think it was hard for babish to visit brad's house? to see brad's loving wife and family and nice house and things that he never was able to experience with his own wife? do you think he died a little bit inside each time he had to fake smile for the camera? i'd be pretty depressed too to see something that i couldn't have like that.

>> No.10835998

>>10835929
Crossposters from dumps like /v/ who decided to feel a bit like genuises by coming here.

>> No.10835999

>>10835993
wait.. you're allowed to post more than once? is that with 4chan gold or not?

>> No.10836006

>>10835995
Babish is a literal homosexual so I don't think he's bothered by the wife

>> No.10836008

Babish is a talentless hack and a fraud, his entire personality of '''sophistication''' is an act
Brad is just a natural and a treasure

>> No.10836024

>>10836006
was that black guy roommate actually his boyfriend?

>> No.10836028

>>10836024
For sure

>> No.10836040

>>10836008
No, there is talent put into his videos. Why should the hypothesis you have about his real persona matter?

>> No.10836045

>>10836040
Can't trust a guy like that
Snake oil salesman
No discernible talent

>> No.10836067

>>10836045
id argue that his talent is in making easily consumable videos that millions of people enjoy

>> No.10836070

>>10836024
My grandma has backyard neighbors who call themselves "roommates" but one of them is like 20 years younger and a big flaming queen. It's definitely code for "we drain each other's balls nightly." And babish has that youtube cash so it's not like he needs a roommate to help pay rent

>> No.10836080

>>10836070
is it confirmed that babish is gay? because i also heard the "divorcee" rumor here as well...

>> No.10836081

>>10836067
It certainly isn't in cooking, that's for sure

>> No.10836087

>>10836081
100% agreed. and his copying of alton brown's schtick isnt doing him any favors either.

>> No.10836114

>>10836081
Completely wrong.

>> No.10836121

>>10834015
Actually, I would, too.

>> No.10836123

>>10836114
>this recipe is from kenji
>this recipe courtesy of america's test kitchen
>etc etc etc
all he does is make other people's recipes, maybe his talent is in recreating other people's ideas?

>> No.10836134

>>10835171
babish does a shitty camera angle where he doesn't focus on the food, the technique, nor the cooking, but instead gives you a poor angle on the food, cuts away too often to see any technique or process, and instead gives you a crappy look at his arms and bad posture. food wishes focuses solely on the food and simple technique. if you're going to feature yourself, do it like bruno albouze and cut away to show the technique and process when appropriate.

>> No.10836147

>>10836134
honestly, as slimy as i think bruno albouze is, he really does know his shit and can back it up with results. my hypothesis on babish's shitty camera angles is that he actually fucks up a lot while cooking, and so does the quick cut to another take shot close up in order to 'hide his crimes', so to speak. also every time i see him turn over that burnt chicken breast during the intro to his "basics" videos it makes me doubt his skills and judgement.

>> No.10836180

hate this brad guy with his hat and pencil gimmick

bet he's not even a good chef

>> No.10836604

>>10835171
I was pointing it out to show how insecure he is not that I actually wanted to see his ugly mug.

also
>/ck/ is one person

>> No.10836821

This entire thread is comprised of my guess only three or four people.

Weak lingo too.

>> No.10837498

Can someone give the exact dimensions of Brad's fully erect penis? I have to write an essay about it for school.

>> No.10837505

>>10837498
>10 inch essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started the base of the shaft yet

>> No.10837594

>>10837505
Wouldn't you start from the tip not the base?

>> No.10837621

>>10835995
babish makes $125k a year off of patreon alone, not including his youtube and merch revenue, I don’t think he gives a fuck. he’s also several years younger than brad, he’s living the good life with luxuries and a revolving lineup of 10/10 sluts to empty his balls

>> No.10837627

>>10837621
Babish is fully committed to his boyfriend. Stop spreading lies suggesting he cavorts with irrefutable women like some sort of a biscum.

>> No.10837637

>>10837627
>men can’t be sluts

>> No.10837656

>>10832952
not me but i comment similar things. she just is, dammit.

people need to check out her video thats called something like "4 easy pastries", her most adorable one imo

>> No.10837664

>>10837594
no anon, you're not sucking a cock here, you're writing an essay

>> No.10837668

>>10834092
to be fair he does that with every guest, but i guess thats just more evidence

>> No.10837675

>>10834256
almost like a meme series about recreating popular foods is viral in some capacity.

also claire is a goddess

>> No.10837677

>>10834395
only cause he uses premade kombucha in it, not really anything like the kombucha video. babish videos are shit compared to solo brad ones though

>> No.10837680

>>10834092
he knew in advance he was going to go to brad’s and probably asked him to help with his best video. saying he enlisted brad’s help is completely apt, moron.

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10837684

never forget about toby goofy the smallest boi

>> No.10837685

>>10834557
youre a piece of shit. brad and claire are the adam and eve of /ck/

>> No.10837694

>>10834951
the youtube community is worse than reddit, is it any surprise that the meme man himself is popular there?

>> No.10837703

>>10835166
no idea really. he doesn't hold a candle to brad, but his videos are pretty entertaining and informative. he's a good dude.

>> No.10837707

>>10835292
because his content is within your sphere of interest. you dont like seeing someone succeed in something you enjoy while you sit in the basement and jerk off to brad.

i know its true because i also feel like this every day

>> No.10837718

>>10835701
john is an absolute legend

>> No.10839264

I'm convinced Babish has posted ITT I just can't prove it.