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What's the most awful food you've ever eaten?

>> No.10836236

ur moms pussie

>> No.10836239

>>10836233
Toss up between jellyfish and fermented duck egg

>> No.10836474

Goose liver

Some weird turkish dessert with pasta

>> No.10836488

>>10836233
Was gonna say fucking beets until
>>10836239
>fermented duck egg
I had all but forgotten I ate that one time...

>> No.10836499

cucumber

>> No.10836723

Probaby ome canned meat stew that I bought in a supermarket during a motorcycle trip in Czechia. I am not usually picky in regards to food but I had to force myself to eat that. The meat quality would have been appropriate for dog food.

>> No.10836732

Has to be passionfruit. I don't know why, but it's by far the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted. It's weird because you'd think one of the fermented foods I've had would have topped that list, or the rancid meat I've accidentally consumed on occasion.

>> No.10836734
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im not gay but i'd rate jizz easily 10x nicer then pussy juice, all the memes saying it tastes salty are bullshit, it tastes like love boogers.not just that but its full of ZINC, have you gottten your daily ZINC? i thought not, time to suck 33 cocks get to it

>> No.10837244
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>>10836734
This. The creamy filling compliments the robust meaty flavor of the shaft like anal beads rubbing against my prostate

>> No.10837253

Fucking sea urchin. There is very little distinguishing it from literal actual shit

>> No.10837258

>>10836732
Durian is revolting

>> No.10837263

>>10836734
It's a little salty big whoop don't be a pussy

>> No.10837352

Shkmbe
I met a dude of 4chan in Sofia and he took me to this sketchy restaurant and I had this spicy, milky, tripe soup lukewarm. It gave me horrendous diarrhea afterwards.

>> No.10837438

>>10837253
Fuck you, Raw Urchin is great.

>> No.10837445

>>10837352
did you fugg

>> No.10837448

>>10836233
Nuteena

>> No.10837450

>>10837445
He said he got diarrhea afterwards, can't you read?

>> No.10837526

>>10837450
Irrelevant

>> No.10837528

gull

>> No.10837535

>>10837526
>diarrhea is irrelevant to assfucking
Do Amer*cans really...?

>> No.10837543

>>10836233
I ate an actual piece of human shit.

>> No.10837544

>>10837535
He might not have been the fuckee

>> No.10837569
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10837569

Unironically

>> No.10837618

>>10837535
We don't know if the other guy had diarrhea though, there's still a chance.

>> No.10837634

Nutella or French silk pie. Just so ungodly sweet I couldn't stomach it

>> No.10837635

>>10837445
Nah still have him on Facebook though
Dude was a national socialist which I guess I wasn't too thrilled about, it's sort of ironic but he posts pictures doing the seig heil at the rally spot in Germany. Nice enough guy though we got drunk on warm rakia spirits too and he apologized about the soup. Recommend it I guess

>> No.10837655

tinned smoked mussels, the smoke flavor was gaggingly awful

>> No.10837742

>>10837543
Same
I also like to dig into my ass when i'm showering and put it down the drain

>> No.10837755

>>10836233
Hákarl. Dated an icelandic girl and her dad wanted me to prove that I was a man. Ate it and kept it down for a few minutes and puked it right back up after.

>> No.10837858

>>10837438
If you're into taking shots of medical grade iodine.

>> No.10837864

>>10836233
The only food I’ve ever gagged on was a smoked salmon sushi roll, so that, I guess. And brussel sprouts.

>> No.10837872

>>10836233
overly steamed hot dog buns, the bun dissolves into a tasteless paste

>> No.10837882

>>10836233
Caviar. Biggest meme of all time.

>> No.10837884

Dandelion greens. Ordinary grass that I ate as a kid was far less revolting.

>> No.10837904

>>10837882
You shut your whore mouth. Kalles is one of the greatest foods of the world

>> No.10837943
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10837943

I'm really not picky at all, there are definitely foods that I prefer over others but besides that there arent many things that I would outright say are foul (In my opinion)

>I used to date a vietnamese girl and tried a nibble of balut (the developed chicken egg). I almost puked.

>I can eat raw shrimp but the texture is like stringy jelly. Its pretty nasty.

>Pickled/Fermented meats & eggs are pretty intense to the point of not enjoying them but I can eat them.

>> No.10837960

>>10836233
tongue, literally never stops being crunchy. think back on when you bit your tongue and it made a crunch noise. its like that, over and over again.

>> No.10837964

>>10837960
Tongue is never "crunchy" unless someone fucked up and undercooked it.
It always confuses me when people blame an ingredient for the actions of inept cooks.

>> No.10838029

horseradish is overrated

>> No.10838038

I like eggplant but I had some that was so bitter that I'd rather chew on penicillin then eat that again.

>> No.10838085

>>10838029
In the US it's vastly underrated. Very few amerilards even know how to make horseradish spread from the whole root and think kraft "artificially flavored horseradish style spread" is the same thing.

>> No.10838087

Tried andoulliette in Paris because we saw "andoullie" and thought it would be like the Italian sausage that we get in America. Turns out it's actual pig intestine and idk if they are supposed to cook it like this, but they charred the fuck out of it. Still tried eating it but it just did not taste very good and we had to tap out after only about half of it.

>> No.10838088

>>10836233
anything thats not fastfood

>> No.10838090

Had some weird-ass soup in Little Korea in Manhattan. It was served in a scalding hot couldron and was insanely spicy but the bad part of it was this weird seasoning it had. Can't hardly describe it other than it was a little like the taste you get in your mouth when you're sick. That's what it tasted like.

I've eaten at some really sketchy places in Central America. I spent a year down there. Probably have had horse and dog, which is bad enough but it was also kind of rotten and had been reheated and re-served a dozen times. I'd say about half the food I had there would count as someone else's worst ever experience.

>> No.10838099

>>10838087
you counfused "andoulette" with "andoullie". The former is the intestine one.

>> No.10838108

i dont like bitter melon. i had a cheese in france that really tasted and smelled like ammonia, way too strong. i dont like limburger cheese, too bitter. too much fish sauce in burmese food is a turnoff. there are some foods i really dont want to risk vomiting up: fermented eggs, fermented fish, and insects/grubs, brains, kidneys. im ok with chicken liver, but not beef liver, too strong.

>> No.10838160

>>10837755
Her name better not be gunnarsdottir

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>>10838087
>idk if they are supposed to cook it like this, but they charred the fuck out of it
nope, must have been a shit restaurant, see pic

>>10838099
>you counfused "andoulette" with "andoullie". The former is the intestine one.
both are made with intestine

>> No.10838208

First time eating Pad Thai. It tasted like the smell of wet dog. Not sure what it consisted off exactly but I won't be trying it again anytime soon.

>> No.10838352

>>10836239
Fermented duck egg is a condiment that shouldn't be eaten whole. It's like the retard foreigner who eats a big heaping spoonful of marmite. Jellyfish? What type? They literally taste like nothing.

>> No.10838358

>>10837258
It's okay in small amounts, there was one time a bought a large durian shake, literally wanted to throw up.

>> No.10838366

>>10838108
I don't understand bitter melon apparently they're sweet when ripe, but somehow people like it when it's bitter.

>> No.10838369

>>10836499
You're a wild one.

>> No.10838375

>>10838366
Because after you've eaten something bitter all the other flavours enhance themselves

>> No.10838402
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Both of the worst things I've ever eaten were meals cooked by my friend's mother. One time she cooked lamb which tasted and smelled like peppered dog shit and had the texture of dirt. The other was shrimp with the texture of wet, stringy cardboard and the taste of nothing more than dirty seawater. It's the only time I've ever tried shrimp, though I'd certainly be willing to give it another go if the opportunity ever presented itself.

>> No.10838775

>>10836233
Shrimp, that was cooked nicely, but doused in Valentina hot sauce
They didn't even remove the poop from the shrimp, I saw a thick black line in the shell of the shrimp

>> No.10840301
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Chili's honey sriracha tendies.
>the waiter recommends them to me saying they're very delicious.
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>drowning them in ketchup couldn't save them
>tell waiter it was the worst thing I've ever eaten
>he apologizes and admits he's never tried them
>shout out "you deceived me!" as loud as I could
>whole restaurant hears
>get an instant refund
>asks if I want a free dessert
>tell him no and tell him he and his buddies are going to spit in it
>he goes to the back and never comes back out
>DasRight.wav
Haven't been to Chili's since and don't plan on going back

>> No.10840324

>>10836233
When I was 9 this roast beef at a buffet that smelled like literal shit. And my mom was all bitching at me for not eating it.

>> No.10840338

>>10837438
Had it a couple of times. I can concur it's pretty good but if you are just smashing the ol' beast open there is a bit of prep involved. Sounds like the other poor bastard just started eating the insides and didn't do the saltwater rinse to get the bile off.

>> No.10840353

>>10836233
pasta

>> No.10840372

>>10836233
Raw pine tree bark

>> No.10840374

>>10836233
A guinea pig

Raw

>> No.10840564

>>10838208
You just got bad pad Thai anon a well made one is goat

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>>10836233
Undercooked fried chicken livers cooked by a friends father who thought himself to be the king of Mediterranean cuisine. The outsides were burnt to shit, and the interior was frozen with a texture like sand.

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>> No.10841307

>>10840674
you're a goddamn homo if you didn't like that, i wish they would make it again

>> No.10841877

>>10836233
Meringue. Makes me at least gag if not throw up. I'm ok with other sugary cakes, pies and sweets, not a great fan but they are ok.

I have no idea why I have meringue. I just hate it to a point I physically feel sick.

>> No.10841884

>>10836233
Onions. They're disgusting desu

>> No.10841957

Wasabi. Fucking hate it and to me it destroys the taste of whatever it's on.