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press f to pay respects to the greatest chef of our generation.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGuhhGBGdY

>> No.10839847

he's undercooking chicken for god now

>> No.10839855

Imagine being a greying older man and still wearing a ball cap backwards.

>> No.10839857
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10839857

>jack will die in your lifetime

>> No.10839859

>>10839857
>parts of him are already dying, and will soon go through necrosis.

>> No.10839860

>>10839842
I like how he's slurring his words and then he shills his sauces right after announcing he had a stroke to try get someone, anyone to buy them.

>> No.10839867

>>10839860
i know, he looks almost secretly thankful he had a stroke for this opportunity to get people to buy his shitty sauces out of pity

>> No.10839870

>>10839860
>Does not talk about changing his ways, just shills his sauce like a boss

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>>10839855
a yellow baseball cap at that.
what an old faggot, jack jr. must be embarrassed

>> No.10839910

>>10839883
>jr
kek implying he had kids he is shilling to live in jewtube.

>> No.10839912

>>10839910
wut

>> No.10839914
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10839914

>hop in the boat, Jack, time to cross the river Styx.
>yeah like the band
>don't be scared, you're with your old friends

>> No.10839921

>>10839910
>it's another "autist is convinced he's right even though he has no clue" episode

>> No.10839930

>>10839914
what a terrible stretch. the meme clearly shows them in a modern outboard powered boat. charon isn't anywhere present in your meme. it's like you spent the last 5 minutes looking thru your boomer folder thinking of any way to make it about jack... terrible tryhard humor.

>> No.10839933

>>10839930
>can't tell which one is Charon

>> No.10839939

>>10839910
he actually has two kids, one of them he actually choked and bragged about it on a radio show

>> No.10839941

Stop posting this every single fucking day

>> No.10839944

>>10839914
nobody over the age of 30 drinks sugar free monster
shit meme

>> No.10839953

>>10839944
so? they could be 28 or 29 year old boomers

>> No.10839959

>>10839842
I've seen his webms. I doubt he ever had full control over his arm.

>> No.10839965

jack needs to die but not without paying back debts

>> No.10840009

>>10839959
He already made his sauces available on Amazon Prime. What more do you want?

>> No.10840010

>>10839933
>the robed ferryman with a gold coin under his tongue
yeah he's not here.

>> No.10840104

>>10839842
>I'm recovering from a stroke and lost the use of my right arm but everything is good
Truly a wonder how he floundered his way this far in life

>> No.10840106

>>10839855
have you seen the shape of his head?

>> No.10840126

>>10840104
Honestly, he handled the situation pretty well. Most people would post a 20 minute rant on youtube while crying.

>> No.10840138

>>10840106
Judging by how Ill fitting the hat appears in pictures I'm sure he's got some Sloth from Goonies action going on

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>>10840138

>> No.10840144

>>10840141
Eh, better than trying to look like Fred Durst

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>>10840138

>> No.10840151

He can't cook but I don't wish sickness and suffering on the guy

>> No.10840155

>>10840151
Why not? People suffering is funny, especially when they're dumb.

>> No.10840337

>>10840155
>People suffering is funny
If it's in a not-so-bad way, sure. But if you think people genuinely suffering is funny then you're a sociopath.

>> No.10840358

>>10840337
If it also hurts the people that allowed this faggot to spread and propagate his utter shit that is 'culinary knowledge', then yes, he should die painfully and publicly.

>> No.10840480

>>10839842
WE DID IT /CK/. WE GOT HIM!

>> No.10840535

Obviously it was those people from the church who cheated at the Chili Cook-off because they weren't intelligent enough to add Coffee Bean and Freezer Burn Brisket into their chili's

>> No.10840643

the question is will one arm make his cooking any worse... time will tell i guess.

>> No.10840648

>>10839842
at least he is still intelligible and isn't mush mouthing it like dick clarke after his stroke, any idea if the arm thing is permanent?

>> No.10840663

who will be his right hand man?

>> No.10840679

He'll be dead by the end of the year. Maybe even sooner. I doubt he'd change his diet or anything, not that it'd help at this point.

>> No.10840683

>>10840648
I'm a doctor
You can easily recover a lot of function after a stroke with intensive therapy. This requires a good deal of discipline, so it is safe to say there is no way he will recover any function

>> No.10840694

What do you think TRULY killed him off? The diabetes? The botulism? The salmonella and e-coli? Or was it his strange obsession with strangling his son and his hate of the palestinians? Jack truly was an odd fellow.

>> No.10840698

>>10840694
uncontrolled diabetes and high blood pressure