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>work at Subway in a Walmart in Portland
>stupid roastie soccer mom waddles in with morbidly obese kids
>says she wants everything because last time my autistic coworker fucked up her order
>wants a double meat meatball sub with 3 steak trays, ham, turkey, chicken strips, coldcut combo, sweet onion teriyaki chicken strips,
3 chicken patties, extra of every kind of cheese on wheat flatbread because she's "on a diet"
>ranch, extra oil, extra vinegar, chipotle sauce, italian dressing, honey mustard, srira'cha sauce, extra extra salt/ pepper, extra sweet onion teriyaki sauce, extra guac', extra mayo, light mayo, extra pickles, extra extra pickle juice, extra extra marinara sauce
>every vegetable, extra jalopenos, lettuce, extra tomatoes, extra banana peppers, extra onions, extra cucumbers
>3 more of the exact same order for her two 10-13 year old daughters and her husband
>wants it toasted 3 times and microwaved
>orders 3 dozen packs of all of our cookies plus 4 large drinks (all turned out to be diet coke)
>tell her I need to get the fresher meatballs
> go to walkin and give myself an anal probe with both of my gloves deep in my unwiped ass
>walk out with meatballs and with a big smile on my face complete her order
>shoves some coupons in my face as I graciously accept them

>> No.10847590

>>10847574
How would they even eat those sandwiches though? How does the bread hold everything? Were you able to wrap it all up?

>> No.10847615

>>10847590
I ended up using two footlong flatbreads per sandwich because it was overflowing. I had to dig into the lettuce because a bunch of meatballs and other meat fell into it. I feel sorry for the vegancucks that came in later, LOL! Can't waste perfectly good lettuce ;)

>> No.10847654

>>10847574
>woman enters store
>wants to pay you money for the things you sell
>OMG FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLE ILL SHOW U XDDDD
>instantly be reminded of my last 3 hour masturbation session enjoying paid homosexual cuckoldry 4k videos
>put my fingers in my loosened up butt
>touch her food
>haha gottem xD

And this is why I only eat things I cook myself.

>> No.10847681

>>10847654
Wow, that's fuckimg disgusting you degenerate retard. If you eat at subway you deserve what you get.

>> No.10847699

>>10847681
>fingered his own asshole
>calls other things disgusting

Easy there, calm your butthole, it's screaming for more action.

>> No.10847727

>>10847699
There is nothing disgusting about exploring the human body.

>> No.10847735

>>10847699
Some would argue that masturbating to homosexual cuckold porn is worse.

>> No.10847745

>>10847735
I disagree, that's basically all that my wife Sarah let's me watch.

>> No.10847770

>>10847735
Worse than literally fingering your ass with every finger or your hands at the workplace? It's pretty much on the same league

>> No.10847783

ITT: things that never happened and retarded anons getting baited.

>> No.10847816

>>10847770
Maybe one day when you get a job, sell your Switch and throw childish things aside you will truly understand power and maybe, just maybe you will get a gf to mother you the ways your own did.

>> No.10847833

>>10847816
>fingering my ass is my power fantasy
I don't think you should be calling people soy, bro.

>> No.10847846

>>10847833
Soyboy incel

>> No.10847883

>>10847833
There is nothing wrong with that

>> No.10848015

>It's common for disgruntled employees to tamper with customers' food and see nothing wrong with it

What a shithole country you Amerifats live in.

>> No.10848028

>>10847574
>my unwiped ass
uh... so you don't wipe your ass, just in case you need to fuck with someone's food?

>> No.10848073

>>10848015
It's not the best, but it's the only system we have. I like it because I get more tips as a waiter at Hooters.

>> No.10848079

>>10848028
>my unwiped ass
shart in sub

>> No.10848091

>>10848079
The store owner said we couldn't use the store toilet paper without it being deducted from our paycheck.

>> No.10848096

>>10847574
>work at an organic grocery store
>old cunt with 'gluten problems' asks for grass fed turkey because turkey fed with grain will put gluten in her body.
>tell her we have grass fed salmon instead

>> No.10848114

>>10847574
fake, you didn't even try

>> No.10848137

>>10848114
Come to Subway in the Walmart in Portland, Oregon and I will give you a special treat.

>> No.10848163

>>10847574
>implying that happened

>> No.10848177

>>10848137

Which walmart bro? I live next to the one on 99w in tigard. Would love to pay you a visit and order a ridiculous sandwich.

>> No.10848184

>>10848028
I get results.
>>10848177
You got it. Come through, I clocked in 12 minutes ago.

>> No.10848198

>>10848184

Damn anons, how should I fuck with this subway sandwich artist?

>> No.10848206

>>10848198
order 12 lbs of meatballs that have been up his ass

>> No.10848317

>>10847574
Fat People are nothing but problems.

>> No.10848319

>>10848317
Preach

>> No.10848322
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10848322

One time I was working in a shop and I thought some cunt was laughing at me. I told him if he laughed at me again I would break his nose. He laughed, so I broke the cunts nose.

Another time I called someone a cunt as they were leaving the shop, for no reason, I just randomly decided to call someone a cunt.

I fucking loved that job.

>> No.10848360

>>10847727
>>10847745
>>10847883
>>10848073
What's your game here? How did Nick wrong you?

>> No.10848553

>>10848360
I've never wronged myself??? 0_0

>> No.10848564

>>10848553
not even when you're all alone before bed

>> No.10848654

>>10847833
made me lol

>> No.10848666

>>10847574
People actually fall for this?
Jesus, summer is forever here. :/

>> No.10848948

>>10848553
>le eppyq RP! LOL!!!

Took a wrong step out of reddit, huh?

>> No.10849276

>>10848948
>>10848666
Incels

>> No.10849289

>>10847590
>How would they even
this is an imaginary scenario

>> No.10849315

>>10847654
Impossible. Do you not know that all types of reustaurants are automaticly a scam and all the employees are just people who work there for fun just to shit in your food

>> No.10849362

>>10848015

This is why you spineless euro cucks are getting invaded and doing nothing about it. Learn to grow a pair. If someone pisses me off, I'll fuck with their food.

>> No.10849469

>>10847590
It's a made up story

>> No.10849551

>>10847574
That chick was fucking hot. Wonder if Ramsay banged her

>> No.10849594

this is pasta fellows. it has been half a year since last posted.

>> No.10849925

>>10849551
Woah mama

>> No.10849985

>>10847574
The one at the eastport center? I'm gonna hunt you down and piss in your pants

>> No.10850000

I used to fuck my old boss at this pizza joint. Asshole customer came in and ordered, then left. She let me fuck her over a back table, jizz on a condiment cup and mix into his pizza sauce. Good times.
We still spit on it after it came out anyway.

>> No.10850002

>>10847574
one of the shittiest fake stories i’ve read here

>> No.10850029

>>10850000
This isn't /b/ so go make up your stories somewhere else

>> No.10850620

>>10850029
That's actually true. If I wanted to make it up I'd have been somewhat more graphic.
Her and I have a fucked up sense of humor. She's been gone for some months now tho.

>> No.10850699

burGER kING foot lettUCE
the laST thing you wouLD want to find in yoUR burGER kING burgER is fOOT funGUS

>> No.10850896

>>10849985
Come in front of me

>> No.10850942

>>10849362
At the end of the day they have actual jobs and you're just a pathetic server though.
I mean, spit into their food here and there if you like, they probably won't ever even know and go on with their lives, happier than your frustrated self will ever be.

>> No.10850975

>>10850942
>At the end of the day they have actual jobs
>People with real important adult jobs are stopping to eat at a Subway or other fast food
Lol no. Only other low-class wastoids eat at fast food so it's of no concern to me. Their food tampering back and forth to each other is just like monkeys flinging poo.

>> No.10851010

>>10850975
Doesn't make it less pathetic desu.
Bottom feeders screeching at other bottom feeders out of frustration for their undignified lives.

>> No.10851012
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10851012

>>10850975
>Only other low-class wastoids eat at fast food
Anon, I've got news for you...

>> No.10851018

>>10851012
it was HER turn!

>> No.10851084

>>10851018
You could also look at my post as an example that even high-class, successful people like Trump eat fast food, but unfortunately your IQ is only in the double digits. Please emigrate from my country. Thanks!

>> No.10851273

>>10848322

you sound like you suffer from heavy braindamage

>> No.10851297

>>10851084
trump is strange in that he specifically eats fast food due to his germophobia

>> No.10853114

>>10850699
Based

>> No.10853124

>>10847574
then everybody clapped and the black guy say dammmmmmm

>> No.10853138

>>10847727

yes, there is.

>> No.10853155

>kid goes to restaurant with his mom
>mom is an evil bitch and torments him at home
>she's rude to the employee so he fucks with their food
>kid has to eat boogers and go back to his shitty home
I think about this scenario a lot. Just one more reason why fucking with food is wrong.

>> No.10853181

>>10847574
>Be me
>10 y.o. in Portland
>my mom has a cringe-inducing appetite and is insufferable when ordering food
>regularly eat shit

>> No.10853209

Working in a restaurant that gave free refills, really busy shift, running back and fourth from section like an idiot, everytime I go past first table in my section, guy clicks his fingers and shouts "lemonade" for a top up. Literally can't walk past him without him clicking his fingers, he's downing glass after glass of lemonade, pretty much just knocking them back in one gulp so fill his glass with tabasco and blue cheese for next drink.

>> No.10853214

>>10847574
That’s gross you’re a fucking faggot.

>> No.10853218

>>10848666
It actually is summer though. And you should know, Satan, because it's hot as balls.

>> No.10853496

>>10847783
more like ITT: an exaggerated form of bait and less exaggerated bait replies to that bait
if /pol/ ever decides to show up for real you'll see what I mean, people replying to themselves angrily and replying to the replies, and calling previous replies bait every step of the way to hide the fact their own reply is also bait

>> No.10853502

>>10849362
>violating the NAP in a physical way over some words
lad

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10853535

>>10847574

>> No.10853967

>>10847574
>unwiped ass

So you smell like shit all day?

>> No.10854004

>>10853967
Doesn't everyone?

>> No.10854911

>>10848028
>falling for the tp meme

>> No.10854962

>>10850620
>>10847574
This is why I prefer 3rd world fastfood joints
Americrap disgusts me

>> No.10856880

>>10847783
clever anon